what if scout drank the grimace shake and then died
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The Grimace Shake did not turn her hair purple.
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SOMEONE CALL AN AMBULANCE HE'S COLLAPSING!!!
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Meemaw’s tiny hands hold the nuggie like chicken thigh
Full stream here
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top 5 breakfast foods?
I probably can't just say "sausage egg mcmuffin" five times huh?
Okay FOR THE RECORD I am a savory guy. I understand that sweet breakfast foods taste objectively good but I can't wrap my mind around them as A Meal. So they are not on this list because I just don't ever order them.
5. Biscuits and gravy. I will eat this like once per year because it's too much food and it's too heavy and it makes me feel like garbage. But it's also delicious and sometimes I want it. I would add chicken fried steak here as an honorable mention with all the same reasoning but between the two I will almost always get the biscuits and gravy.
4. Hash and eggs. Still heavy but there's some potatoes and onions in there so it's almost real food. There was a place near my old apartment that did a hash with like carnitas in it and it was so good I want to cry from missing it. Once I was eating that hash at that bar and a man threatened to chop me in half because my bloody Mary had two olives in it and according to him that meant I thought I was James Bond? Which was a bad thing I guess? I survived and it was worth it.
3. Omelet. Usually I get American cheese and tomatoes and either ham or bacon in there, and a side of home fries. I had this for breakfast today. I put a lot of Frank's Red Hot on it. It was very good. I took a nap after.
2. Breakfast Burrito. If I'm not eating meat I like a breakfast burrito over a breakfast sandwich because there are beans and salsa in there and it's fresh and delicious. Obviously you can get them with meat too but if I'm gonna get meat I might as well have a
1. Sausage Egg Mcmuffin.
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I hate advertising disclaimer
✏️ EDIT: highlight compilation here
they put Trees by McCafferty on the official McDonald's spotify Grimace birthday playlist in between Hey Ya and Funky Town
(f slur warning for the lyrics and disclaimer that McCafferty sucks)
and so much more I'm going to be ill I am ill
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Ivy with the McDonald's Grimace shake here!
Made by me! (x)
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