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#had to share it 👌
hashtagveganproblems · 8 months
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Vegan Gluten-Free Waffles
Check out the 🌱Vegans Be Like🌱 Discord server for more!
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pollyna · 1 year
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My dream team (volleyball) with the '86 class:
- setter(s): Iceman and Sundown. Ice starts as hitter but he got bored too soon. Every coach on the east and west coast always says that him and Sundown are almost as good as Zaystev.
- middle blocker(s): Slider, Goose and Merlin. They have a complete different way to play, reason way Viper can't take one of them out of the team. They all are good players and needed in different moments on the match.
-attacker: Wolfman and Hollywood. Jester finds them bored as hell in a basketball court and takes them to meet the team. The first time Wolf dunk the ball Viper almost cries because we found him. He cries when it's Hollywood turn. There's a video somewhere.
-wing/hitter spiker: Chipper and Cougar. Chipper finds his way in that particular role after he tried them all but nothing stucked, expected this one and Cougar likes to say he was born to be the best wing on this god green earth.
-libero: Maverick. Everybody looks once at him, for like 0.1 second, and yep, that's your role bye.
- coaching: that two poor souls of Viper and Jester.
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lieutenant-columbro · 2 years
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peter falk at the premiere of elaine may's film ishtar, c.1987
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addicted-to-nothing · 11 months
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popping in from my existential crisis to say that i really love @the-lonelybarricade and @separatist-apologist and i hope both their days go wonderful
I will now crawl back into my existential crisis and reread Holy Ground while ignoring my work
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eggs-can-draw · 1 year
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Hey, ik you said you were working on the ask abt the wedding and I don’t wanna rush you but I was wondering if you would be okay with share maybe a doodle from it?
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Yeah sure
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artekai · 4 months
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Guess what movie I watched
#i feel bad for saying this because it's so easy. it's too easy. what would i even add. the movie is there. it says everything. you can watch#but i'll say it anyways since we're here.#new headcanon that m//3gan was fross's comfort movie after his parents died and he watched it 80000 times back to back and learned nothing#nd that's why he's like this now#i don't care that this movie came out like 30 years before fross was born. idc idc. it's so easy. it's too easy#i just know he watched this movie so much it started blurring the lines between fantasy and reality and then he went up to lis and he went#well where's my killer robot? 🤨#and she was like. well we don't do that here. we only make green robots#and he was like#oh.... that's fine... no it's ok. i guess i will go become a roboticist. and get a job at FAS. so i can make a killer robot myself#since you clearly don't want me to be happy 💔🥺😩 *ant_with_bindle.png*#anyways yea i made this post just so i could share the TRUE and REAL SECRET story behind fross's decision to side with FAS 👌#also. remember how i mentioned fross would watch a//tla but skip z//uko's redemption arc bc self-recognition through the other (derogatory)#well. same applies here. he skips that one scene where g/emma says that m//3gan is just a distraction and those feelings won't go away etc#he's like GTFO WITH THAT MORALISTIC CRAP!!!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 SHOW ME THE YANDERE ROBOTS 🔥🔥🔥🔥#anyways i think you can tell i liked the movie. it had a bunch of the things i like 👍#oc: fross#oc tag#ramble
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faeymouse · 10 months
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hi, any update on star wars & tron charms so far?
hey anon, no updates so far but I’m still working on them! I’ll be posting on my blog when I have stuff to show, so please stay tuned 🙏
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killjoy-prince · 2 years
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I really wanted a Kaito and Luka header for my twitter so i merged their bday cards together and made it
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banschivs · 1 year
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Nix's only positive relationships before Arthur being solely with women is something to be remembered and is something she herself subconsciously treasures
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kika-writes · 21 days
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hard launch fr bro 😎
Warnings: Mentions of sex, swearing
Pairing: Lando Norris x fem!reader
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Super Max 🦁: guys I have some news 😪
Georgie ☕️: wsp
Albono: what happened
Super Max 🦁: hm. I dunno. Y/N, would u like to share?
Y/N: tf u want from me bro 
Super Max 🦁: lemme give u a clue. Starts w “L” and ends w “ando”
Y/N: just say lando 💀
Charles ❌🇫🇷: what did y/n do w lando
Georgie ☕️: u make it sound like they fucked 😭😭😭
Super Max 🦁: who kNOWS? mayeb tehy did 😡
Lan 🧡: hold on STEP ON THE BRAKES AND PULL INTO THE NEAREST SERVICE STOP. HOW IN THE OLYMPIC STYLE GYMNASTICS DID U LAND AT THAT CONCLUSION 💀💀
Y/N: that’s so zesty norris 
Lan: thank u i learnt it from u 🙏 
Super Max 🦁 : u must have learnt in the time y’all were fucking 😡😡😡😡😡
Lan 🧡: mate ur amazin and shi and ur a good mate but WTF r u on abt 
Super Max 🦁: mate considering ur banging my sister atm I’d consider this a calm reaction 😃
Georgie ☕️: Y/N UR SMASHIN LANDO?! damn I thought u had standards 
Y/N: george mate ur getting a tad loud pipe down 🤫🤫🤫
Georgie ☕️: I’m jus sayin he ain’t even hit puberty yet. take it from me, I get sm bitches 😎😎
Y/N: mate I clap ur gf when ur racing 😍
Albono: what a way to shut up someone Y/N 
Osc 🥺: hello guys 
Y/N: hello Oscar my son. 
Osc 🥺: hello y/n 😄
Y/N: oh bless angel ur too innocent for this conversation 
Logs: hello y/n 😁
Y/N: hi Logan!
Super Max 🦁: y/n’s fucking norris
Osc 🥺: who, lando?
Smooth operator: obviously, who else would it be?
Albono: woah keep the beef to on track 
Y/N: Carlos don’t u dare attack my son 👊
Super Max 🦁: Y/N IS BANGING LANDO NORRIS DUDES 
Albono: and dudesses*
Super Max 🦁: WHY IS NO ONE SHOCKED
Osc 🥺: coz we all knew. she told me and logan first 😆
Super Max 🦁: WHAT
Logs: they’ve literally kissed like 6 times on international television. 
Georgie ☕️: someone help max, he’s havin convulsions 
Y/N: sick 
Lan 🧡: does this make me a father? a dad? 
Y/N: my daddy 🤫🤫
Charles ❌🇫🇷: yeah max just passed away 💀
Albono: charles we need to talk abt ur use of emojis 
Charles ❌🇫🇷: skull means dead no? 🤨
Y/N: anyways 
Lan 🧡: y/n I want kids 
Y/N: same bro same 😚
YUKI-SAN: are y’all dating dating or bro dating 
Y/N: bro dating 😎. I want a kid w ma bro 😎 
Lan 🧡: pls stop 🙏
Super Max 🦁 : Lando fucking norris if u ever pull any bullshit with my fucking sister (e.g hurt her, make her sad, breathe when she doesn’t want you to, say something rude, say something offensive, ruin her race, even have ‘friendly’ banter, touch her when she doesn’t want you to, exist when she wants you not to), I will ruin your life and everyone you ever love. You will be very sad (optional) and also maybe dead (not optional)
Lan 🧡: everything I ever love includes Y/N 
Y/N: 💀💀💀
Charles ❌🇫🇷: SEE Y/N DID IT WHEN DEATH 😡😠😡😠😡
Albono: NO SHE DIDNT MEAN IT LIKE THAT
Osc 🥺: that’s not how 💀 works 
Y/N: omd. @Lan 🧡. u + me -> 👌👈💦?
Super Max 🦁: OH DEAR LORD HELP ME JESUS IM TELLIN CHRISTIAN DUDE, HE AINT GONNA BE HAPPY ABT THIS Y/N
Y/N: tell Christian to squeeze his own balls and piss off. @Lan 🧡 my question?
Lan 🧡: 🤚👉🫳🤌🤟🖐️👇🫴🫰👌🫴🫷🤘🤜🫸🫷
Y/N:  I got u bro let’s go 💪☝️👊👇👊☝️
Georgie ☕️: y/n how big is it 😼
Y/N: 🤏🤏🤏
Lando Norris has kicked “Y/N Verstappen” from the chat.
Lan 🧡: MY DICK IS HUGE IM A FREAKING TRIPOD U BITCHES 
George Russell added “Y/N Verstappen” to the chat. 
Georgie ☕️: drop the leaks @ y/n
Y/N: [image.jpg]
George Russell saved an image. 
Albono: 😨😨😨
Y/N Verstappen deleted her last chat.
Lan 🧡: WAIT WTF DID SHE SEND 🦨🦨🦨🦨🦨
Georgie ☕️: Weiner.
Lan 🧡: WHAT THE FUCK WAS THE FRACKIN PHOTO
Georgie ☕️: 
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Max removed Y/N and Lando.
Georgie ☕️ : 💔💔💔💔
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salsinha007 · 5 months
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Felt like sharing this little thing I did :]
They didn't give us the meteor shower scene in khux/dr, so it had to be done 👌(and it fits with today's prompt)
Happy soriku week everyone! 🥰
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10yrsyart · 4 months
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Connor needs more friends and Tron lost/ destroyed all his friends, so i think they should be buddies 😤👌 they have a lot in common, they can bond over their shared trauma hahah
(the crossover came to me in November and then i shot myself in the foot by deciding to do traditional instead of digital 😂 ...and it hasn't left me alone, so there may be more still)
DBH/ Tron AU
transcript:
Connor: -nothing so far. It appears to be a library archive of ENCOM's back up files. Copies of layouts and simulations. But no location of the GRID server or current status.
Markus: Alright Connor, keep me posted. And be careful.
Connor: I will, Markus.
Connor: (A corrupted security file..? Why-)
Connor: --W A K E U P--
Connor: I'm sorry. Your updated matrix was corrupt, so I had to access your base code.
Tron: Are you a User?
Connor: My name is Connor, I'm th- I'm an android.. a detective with New Jericho.
Tron: My name is Tron. To what do I owe a super computer for the rescue?
Connor: New Jericho received an anonymous tip about the existence of ISOs in ENCOM's dormant system, and I recovered your security program during my search. Perhaps you'd be able to help me?
Tron: I cannot condone any program, or AI for that matter, actively working to harm the Users or ISOs.
Connor: That's not our intent, I promise you.
Tron: ...Very well. On one condition.
Connor: Yes?
Tron: ..I'm an old program, Connor. Would you tell me.. how the User world has changed?
Connor: (smiles)
(BONUS)
Tron: Connor! It's good to see you.
Connor: Hello, Tron.
Tron: How are you?
Connor: I'm well. I was telling my friend Hank about you and the date of your origin. And he said, “For pete's sake, kid, what'cha doin with all us old guys? Ya gotta get out more, get some sun.”
Tron: He sounds like he would have enjoyed one of MY User friends.
Connor: Maybe if he knew who you were, Hank would feel differently-
Tron: NO... no, I'd rather keep my anonymity. It's better that way..
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allastoredeer · 1 month
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Hello I had this dream last night and I need to share it with you!!!
We know the whole crew is invited to the Cannibal Cookout for the weekend.
So I imagine Al is gonna let cameras take pictures of him and Lucifer, that way the headline of his relationship with the king of hell will reach the seven pentagram faster(it was showed that he can take pictures when he wants to, since vox kept one). But that also mean he is gonna be exposed for the first time in probably forever. Like he is known for his terrifying radio podcast, which means that not many ppl know about his true form, especially new born sinners. So I can only imagine the surprise of those people to see the radio demon , the scariest overlord of them all, being a cute deer with a a fluffy tail and all the package that comes with it. Also Alastor mentioned to Lucy to ‘Wear your Sunday best.”, which might imply that he is gonna wear something nice as well…
It would be hilarious if Half of hell will start simping for Alastor and downright ignoring Lucifer.
I can imagine the internet exploding with Alastor pictures and people going like 'aww his ears are moving’ or something, sinners go as far as make fan club about him, meanwhile a certain picture box is having a mental breakdown…
~Valentino: “u know u can just say it that u want him”
~Vox: “Alright alright fuck yea I do and so Does half of hell. God damn it”
Meanwhile Angel reading through the chaos Alastor just unleashed
“oh he is so stealing my job already”
Lmao
OFC In all of this Al is completely oblivious about the situation he caused, so the crew tries to keep him out the flow, to not freak him out, which it’s not hard at all, since the dude doesn’t have a phone, but he does get a bit suspicious when Lucifer makes him wear something to cover his upper body, almost as far as making him wear an hat and glasses lol(I don’t see Lucifer as being who enjoys losing himself on new trends and gossip on the internet, so Angel probably showed him a innocent picture of them, but Lucy made the bad choice to go read through the comments. Nonetheless to say he was scarred for life, and decided to take it upon himself to protect Alastor’s privacy)
Also Alastor can probably sense when someone takes pictures of him, twitching his eyes and tail but otherwise leaves it be for the sake of maintaining the charade.
This was it ehehe, I kinda felt bad I woke up from that dream, I honestly wanted to know how it ended.
Either way I can’t wait to see how u are planning to go with it. Cause I just know u are gonna make me love every second of it😆👌
thank you for listening
Ps I wrote this at 5 in the morning a week ago, and I am not sure if I already sent it to u or my mind is playing tricks to me…so I am sorry if u already got the message.
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Heheheheh I love this! You have the BEST dreams. I'm so in love with most of Hell not knowing Alastor, or not really remembering what he looked like, since he's been gone (and Hell is expanding by the thousands every day, so of course there would be people who don't know him).
And so they see him for the first time and it's such a stark difference to what they were expecting XD He's developing a fan-base and Lucifer has to scare them all of (otherwise Alastor WILL murder. He will).
And no worries! I did get the ask from earlier! Sometimes, if it takes me a long time to get to an ask, that's because I want to draw some doodles for it like the pics above ^.^
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fanaticsnail · 1 month
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Please, I'll be good
Masterlist here.
Word count: 1,200+
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Synopsis: after rescuing you in the heat of battle, he can no longer contain his desires for you. He was so good. He can keep being good if it means you'll keep kissing him.
Koby, Sanji, Corazon, Sabo, Buggy, Shachi, Ace, Penguin
Themes: unrequited love, semi-sub!love-interest x semi-dom!reader, gn!reader, kissing, confessions of love, he sits on your lap, he is incredibly needy, he just wants to kiss you, fully clothed, sfw, literally just kissing, you call him "sweetheart," brief mention of 'reader' having a friends-with-benefits relationship with another character.
Notes: I couldn't get this kiss out of my head, and I needed to write it down. It was written with Sabo in mind, but I could seriously see any of these wonderful men in his position. I love writing kisses 🖤. Big thank you to @sordidmusings for her suggestions with the inner monologue 😩👌
Tag list: @lostfirefly @sordidmusings @writingmysanity @since-im-already-here @carrotsunshine @gingernut1314 @feral-artistry
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He saved you. Again.
Whether it was standing beside him in combat, rescuing you from unwanted attention at a tavern, ensuring you were well fed and hydrated during the day, taking care of all the supplies you needed upon your next adventure - he was always there by your side: your associate, confidant and friend.
In this set of unique circumstances, he managed to do more for you than simply tear you from combat. He saved you. Truly, saved you.
A finishing shot was aimed at you, and your body froze in place. With your eyes wide, he snatched you from your stance and whisked you from your place in the heat of battle.
After checking you for injuries, he cupped your cheek and uttered with all sincerity: “You're safe. I've got you.”
“Thank you, Sweetheart,” was all you managed to whisper in your shock, a name you had bestowed to him, half in jest, that simply stuck. He was a sweetheart, and you had no choice but to refer to him as such.
The relationship between the two of you was strong, as close as close friends could be. You shared your deepest secrets with him, and he shared his thoughts with you. You adored him, everything about him just sang to your soul.
At one stage early on in your comradery, you could've seen yourself diving into something deeper with him. But as you both opened yourself up more in your friendship, you chose to halt it in place. “Flirty friends,” is how you'd refer to it, “Just flirty friends.”
Casually lounging on the plush sofa beside him, you notice he's a little more on edge than usual. He's sitting up straight, rigid and firm beside you as his eyes fix on a point on the wooden panel behind the unwoken transponder.
Attempting to put him at ease, you sit up a little and rest your head on his shoulder and bring your hand up to encase his within yours.
“Thank you again, Sweetheart,” your words whisper as you trace gentle circles into the back of his hand with your thumb, “You're always so good to me.”
His body seemed to tense up more, the softest hitch in his breath alerting you of his discomfort.
“Are you okay?” You ask, leaning away from his shoulder to glance into his face. His eyes remain fixed on the point, his teeth clenched behind his closed lips.
In one final attempt to put him more at ease, you lean up and gently touch your lips to his right cheek. A soft gasp along with the turn of his cheek inwards had you pull away from him to check in one more.
“Sweetheart, what's wrong-?” You attempt to ask, he immediately speaks over the top of your concerned tone with an unsure and elevated tone. He avoided your gaze with his eyes, but kept his face turned towards you.
"-Look, I know you've got someone. M-Maybe even a couple of someone's. I know I'm not what you want-...” He utters quickly, his words tumbling over his lips faster than he can hold them back, “...-I just want you to know that you're what I want. You're the only one I want. If you could be that for me, for just a little while, I'll be so good to you. Please.”
You're left stunned. You’d often play into your friendship a little with some light banter and flirting, simply to see how far he'll play along. Flustering him, watching him hide his smile by downturning his face, was one of your favorite things to behold. Whether you were working, or relaxing in your home for the night with a few of the others - he was often flustered with your words and body language.
He quickly turned his head more and angled his chin down, seeking out your lips with his own. He hovered just before making contact, dancing with the borders of friendship and giving in to his craving for something more.
“I suppose you do need something beyond a simple kiss on the cheek this time,” you smiled at him, cradling his cheek beneath your right hand and drawing him closer, “You've been so unbelievably good to me, afterall.”
Smiling broadly, you lean forward to press your lips gently against his in a chaste kiss. He deeply and sharply inhaled through his nose, a subtle whimper rising from within his mouth. This small peck ended as soon as it began, his body chasing yours upon your retreat. He wordlessly called with his body to you, beckoning you into another kiss.
You give him just a touch more than the kiss prior: a real kiss that is deep, long and loving. A kiss that leaves him begging for more and more. Any time he thinks you may end it, any time that you start to slow down or lighten the pressure, he’s grasping to have you impossibly closer and begging you not to break your lips from his.
In his mind, he is crying for you, screaming for this moment to never cease. “Just give me a little more, anything. I'm sorry I'm not what you want but could you please keep doing it? Please, please? As a reward?”
“I was good!” He continued his inner monologue, hungrily claiming your lips against his own, “I can keep being good for you.”
You could feel his desperation from each kiss he placed upon your lips, hungrily seeking more and more each time he broke one kiss to lead into another.
“I’ll be so good,” he whispered into your skin, his breath tickling against your lips as your eyes widened in response, “Please. I'll be good. So, so good.”
“Sweetheart- mmmfph!” you whispered his name as he consumed your words with his mouth hurridly, his eyes flinching as he drew his body closer.
“Y-Yes?” He stuttered, his knees crawling up onto the cushioned base of the sofa as he prowled towards you. You responded by inching away from him and bringing your hands down to cup behind his thighs.
Urging him towards you with your hands, you press your back against the frame of the back-rest of the sofa, and usher him to straddle your lap. His hands flew up to your cheeks, his long fingertips finding the hair behind your ears and lacing them within it.
He hastily pressed his lips into yours, turning his head and moaning against your mouth. Prying open your lips with his, he hurriedly sought your tongue out with his own: savoring every moment you were granting him your undivided romantic attention.
Raking your hands over his thighs, you drew them up to his hips: fingers dancing along the hemline of his shirt. He winced away, a huffed laugh in reaction to your gentle touch, a laugh that caught within his mouth as you tickled his skin.
He reached his hands down over your own, breaking your contact away from his stomach and placed them on the back rest beside your head. He interlaced his fingers with your own, deepening the kiss as you took every moment of affection he was pressing into you.
“Sweetheart,” you whispered once more, attempting to break away your lips from his to no avail.
“Please,” he whimpered against your lips, “Please, let me keep kissing you,” he sobbed, kissing the corner of your lips and uttering, “I just want to kiss you.”
Your eyes widened, darting down to his lips and back to his beautiful eyes. Your lips parted as you began articulating your thoughts, halting only as he drew his fingers to your lips and pressed against them softly.
“Please.”
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diorsluv · 1 month
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casual , part 1
“ my friends call me a loser ”
series m. list next chapter
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yourusername took a break from michigan but someone wouldn’t leave me alone 🙄
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edwards.73 aw c’mon you know you’d hate it if i left you alone
→ yourusername you can’t handle not talking to me for 15 minutes
→ edwards.73 NOT TRUE
→ yourusername i’ll pull up the receipts 🤨
username30 so prettyyyy
vivianliu more like you couldn’t stop complaining about being “so far away from him”
→ yourusername ummmm! i don’t remember that actually 😁😁
→ edwards.73 oh???
→ _quinnhughes my god you two are disgusting
→ yourusername don’t be a hater quinny ☹️
rutgermcgroarty 🤮
→ yourusername 🖕
→ rutgermcgroarty meanie
→ yourusername rut i will shove a ruler down your throat
→ rutgermcgroarty kinky 😈😈
→ yourusername OH MY GOD RUTGER
username24 THE VIEW??
username19 her n ethan have been flirting for MONTHS i just wanna know what’s goin on 😞
jackhughes lucky 😒
→ yourusername WHY R U MAD AT ME 😒
→ jackhughes UR IN ITALY RN AND IM NOT
→ yourusername then maybe u shouldve considered ur career choices???
→ jackhughes AT LEAST I GET MONEY
markestapa are you single asking for a friend
→ yourusername yeah i am 🤭🤭
→ markestapa wrong answer 🤬
→ yourusername oh! i didn’t realize i was getting INTERROGATED
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luca.fantilli yeah n i’m real fucking glad you’re not in michigan so i can finally get some peace and quiet 🙄
→ yourusername WHATS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN
→ luca.fantilli YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT MEANS
→ yourusername NO???
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→ dylanduke25 😨
→ yourusername 🤐
→ markestapa fr she’s acting like we don’t know she’s always sneaking out in the morning 🙄
→ yourusername GUYS STOP MY BROTHERS CAN READ THIS SHIT
→ jackhughes i really wish i couldn’t read ts
→ lhughes_06 wtf happened when i left michigan??
→ rutgermcgroarty you don’t wanna know lhughes_06
username2 luca’s comment thread 😭😭
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adamfantilli my country??? 🇮🇹
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→ luca.fantilli ITALIA 🫡
username43 best hughes sibling confirmed
username20 the guys have no remorse for ethan’s love life 😭
→ username4 wait how do we know they’re talking about ethan
→ username91 i mean it’s pretty obvious when u look at it
mackie.samo as a representative of the gc i can confirm you did not leave him alone
→ markestapa BRO what happens in the gc stays in the gc
→ dylanduke25 no no right we did appoint him as a representative
→ yourusername 😥😥
→ vivianliu clearly i’m not the only one getting screenshots of the convos..
→ edwards.73 who the hell said u were the rep of the gc
→ lhughes_06 WHAT GC???
username68 please just give me one chance, i PROMISE i can do better than ethan
_alexturcotte the view 👌
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username32 drop a closet haul pleaseee
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trevorzegras the nicest they’ve ever been to you
→ yourusername THIS ‼️‼️
→ lhughes_06 NO WE’RE NICE
→ yourusername name one time you’ve been nice to me in the past five years
→ lhughes_06 i let you move into the apartment when you got into college
→ yourusername BECAUSE MOM AND DAD FORCED YOU TO
lhughes_06 you were an accident
→ yourusername you’re lying out of your ass rn
→ lhughes_06 THINK ABOUT IT, all of us were born 2 years apart but you were only born a year after me
→ jackhughes you had to share a room with lukey because they had only planned for 3 kids
→ _quinnhughes you had to wear boy clothes for the first year of your life because they didn’t wanna buy clothes for you if you were gonna grow out of it in a month
→ jackhughes and mom and dad DID say you were an accident
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username34 CUTEEEE
username20 HITTING US WITH THE GOOD CONTENT
rutgermcgroarty you were so cute as a kid
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→ yourusername were you two dropped on your heads as babies
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edwards.73 we would’ve dated in pre-school
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→ edwards.73 you’re not wrong
→ luca.fantilli barf
→ mackie.samo god ethan you’re like a lovesick puppy
→ dylanduke25 i want to bleach my eyes you guys are gross
→ adamfantilli STOP. PUBLICLY. FLIRTING.
→ lhughes_06 ew ew EWWWW please don’t tell me you’re hitting on my BABY sister
→ markestapa you have no idea 💀 lhughes_06
→ lhughes_06 wait what.
username58 AHHH BABY HUGHES
colecaufield so when did the siblingly love turn violent
→ yourusername when jack bit me on the arm
→ lhughes_06 when she karate kicked my head
→ jackhughes when she broke my new stick
→ _quinnhughes when she started spitting food in my face
→ yourusername I DID NONE OF THAT
username76 luke’s so damn clueless 😭
liked by yourusername
dylanduke25 you look absolutely traumatized in that fifth pic…
→ yourusername the log ride was scary 😞
_alexturcotte i see a common theme of jack being the most affectionate
→ yourusername he still is 🫢
→ _alexturcotte we can see that
→ jackhughes i feel like we’re all equally affectionate
→ yourusername well now you’re just fibbing to fib 🙄
→ trevorzegras we all know quinn hates her the most
→ _quinnhughes WOAH WOAH WOAH since when did we decide i ever hated my baby sis???
→ colecaufield it’s not like you hate her you’re just incapable of showing her any form of affection
→ jackhughes why are we getting family therapy rn
username22 BABY PHOTOS
markestapa how cute (i know luke hated you)
→ yourusername HE DID HATE ME
→ lhughes_06 I NEVER HATED YOU????
→ markestapa there’s barely any photos of you and her together as kids 💀💀
elblue6 your cheeks were always so rosy!
→ yourusername mom 😭
→ elblue6 what? it’s where you got your nickname!
→ lhughes_06 yeah ROSIE thats how u got ur nickname 🥰
→ yourusername shut up moosey 😒
→ luca.fantilli ROSIE???
→ yourusername THE OTHERS WERENT SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT THAT AND NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID lhughes_06
→ rutgermcgroarty we’re calling you rosie from now on
→ yourusername please god no i’ll do anything
mackie.samo ROSIE.
→ yourusername matthew. 😑
→ mackie.samo would you be willing to mingle with one of my friends
→ yourusername i meannnn which friend 🫢
→ mackie.samo WRONG. FUCKING. ANSWER.
→ yourusername OH MY GOD
username35 jack was obviously the best big brother
username17 luke doesn’t have any pics alone with you what happened 😭😭
username76 jack was definitely forced to be in half of those photos
vivianliu awww remember when we first met and i had a crush on quinn
→ yourusername yeah and i never understood why 🙄🙄
→ _quinnhughes wait you had a crush on me??
→ vivianliu yes we established this a long time ago huggy bear pay attention
→ yourusername and then you liked jack 🤮
→ jackhughes okay we DEFINITELY did not establish that one
→ vivianliu yes we did you just weren’t there
→ yourusername AND THEN YOU LIKED LUKE IN COLLEGE
→ lhughes_06 WHATTT 😨
→ vivianliu luke i literally confessed to you when i was drunk stop acting clueless
→ lhughes_06 WHEN??????
→ yourusername long story short you liked all my brothers but you’re out of their league sooo
→ jackhughes woah woah woah idk abt that one
→ vivianliu 🖕 jackhughes
next chapter notes ) sooo i changed the format up a bit but here’s the first chapter 😈 not sure how i’m gonna want this to end if i’m actually gonna base it off of the song… BUT IF IT DOESN’T END HAPPILY DON’T BLAME ME and ofc just comment, dm, or ask if you wanna be tagged!
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thinking about ellie being so horny where she’s being so overly enthusiastic to everything you say especially if you make a joke she’d laugh but it’d be sooo dramatic like her slapping her knee and hunched over bc she’s trying to fuck and you’re not getting the hint so u sit there like IKR 🤣…. until you do catch on bc she laughed at something that wasn’t even supposed to be funny and give u bedroom eyes so u look at her like FR 🙂 and she’s like yeah 😛 and ur like okie how can I say no 😽 and y’all 👉👌
this is so that one “yes you can hit” meme
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“Yea so basically, I’m never eating a blueberry again,” you sniffle gently, cheeks sore from laughing so much over previous conversations.
Honestly, you didn’t think you were that funny. Or at least not as funny as Ellie seemed to find you. Every single joke you made had her freckled cheeks red in amusement, doubled over dramatically with laughter, spurting out in choked giggles and belly laughs as her hand grazed over your jeans, your own body leaned back against the couch you shared.
You didn’t clock how fake it all was until now, your blinking eyes meeting her own. It was only now did you catch the glint in her eyes. The little shine of frustration, begging for you to pick up on how her knees were turned toward your bedroom door. On how her knuckles were turning white with the grip she had on the poor pillow settled on her lap, or how her fingertips lingered a bit too long on the scratchy denim that covered your thighs whenever you made another shitty joke. Now you noticed it.
“God, babe, you’re so funny,” she hummed, chin tilting just a bit toward you. Ok, she was definitely being dramatic. The blueberry story wasn’t even funny. The heavy gaze was a tipping point, but her drawled-out words were the nail in the embarrassing coffin you had to lay in. She was totally just laughing to get laid.
“Ellie,” you scoff, turning further away from her. “That wasn’t even a funny story.”
Ellie’s cheeks heated for another reason this time.
“Have you been laughing this whole time just for my attention?” You accuse, eyes narrowing.
“Whatttt?” Ellie tugged out the last syllable, shaking her head in a totally unconvincing way. “No way, babe, you’re so funny.”
The auburn-haired girl leaned in, smiling at how your lips pulled into a pout, your ego bruised from your girlfriend’s obvious sucking up.
“El,” you whine, letting her lips find your cheek in a soft kiss, “Swear I’d never do that. You’re soooo funny,” she added.
“Oh my god,” your tone boarded on a high-pitched screech now, stinging your own eardrums as your eyes squeezed close. She couldn’t be any more obvious.
“Yes, Ellie, yes you can take me to the bedroom,” you eventually groan, three wet cheek kisses deep.
“Finally,” Ellie muttered, giving up the whole comedic fan act as a hand wrapped around your waist.
“You are so awful,” you complain as she hoists you up to follow her to the bedroom.
“And you aren’t funny.”
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