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d3rpydoods · 4 months

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Now two individuals have fallen victim to the density of this man's chest alone, when will it end 😭

#oh to be a lil lizzie squished underneath my bfs chesticles😩🫶#why is he smol u ask?#the real question is #does it matter?#syzoth mk1 #Symas #syzoth #tomas vrbada #smoke mk1 #mk1 #mortal kombat 1 #my questionable creations

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chickenoptyrx · 3 months

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*sittin up projecting onto the baby blorbo when I should be sleeping*

#just havin a super normal 1 #ok but i neddta tag rant #prepare for typos #but #like ok imagine you havin your first real melt down #you dont know whats happenin just that you feel like your goin insane #and instead of helpin ya #your dad- the only person ever been lookin out for ya #his solution is restrict your freedom/ cut off access to this part of you that he was praisin and encouraging before #cause yknow it scares him now #now bein strong and aggressive is bad and you needta be quiet and calm #but ay since you cant act up now problem solved right?#he can just ignore it all now #no way this sudden unexpected shift will trigger a downward spiral or anything #....anyway yes im sayin the big evil bad guy is just an uwu over stimulated smol bean #...but fr every time paragus says ' there was somethin far darker about him ' i get sad for the dumb man baby #cause man hes talkin about his kid #blah blah blah ok sleep. thats a thing i should do soon

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isasan347 · 6 months

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luvreyn · 1 year

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DAD

GOJO X READER + READER & MEGUMI & TSUMIKI

Satoru sure is taking his time buying the missing ingredients for your dinner. On the living room couch, Megumi is looking at his textbooks quietly while you and Tsumiki entertain yourselves by solving her advanced math assignments.

You would’ve helped Megumi too, but he’s been avoiding you, and you figured he didn’t want his former teacher getting into his business, so you refrained.

"That’s great, Tsumiki!" You praised "Great work!"

She beamed. "Thank you for helping me!"

"You’re welcome!" Then you turned the page to solve the last problem. "What about this?"

"Please don’t."

You turned to the voice only to jump in surprise when you saw that it was Megumi who approached you. Tsumiki hopped off the high chair, as if she knew what was on Megumi’s mind.

"Please don’t-"

"Megu-" Tsumiki tried to stop him, but Megumi shakes his head.

His fisted fingers are holding onto his shirt tightly.

Please don’t? What? The confusion must be evident in your face.

Megumi swallowed hard. "Please don’t take my dad. Please don’t take my dad away."

"Megumi," Tsumiki said, arms going around Megumi’s shaking shoulders.

Oh. You swallowed, and your throat feels tight looking at them. You know he’s a kid, but he’s never acted like one. It surprises and hurts you that you didn’t think about how he’d feel knowing that his former teacher and guardian are dating. No, not their guardian, Satoru is their Dad.

They’re still so young; they shouldn’t be feeling this way.

But they do, your mind whispers. You know why they feel this way.

"Megumi, Tsumiki..." you started, and Tsumiki looks up at you, worry and fear in her eyes, but Megumi is still bowing his head. You held their hands gently. You kneeled so they could see your eyes properly. "Listen to me, okay?"

"I won’t take your Dad," you promised, Megumi looks at you in surprise and relief. "But can I have Satoru?"

Tsumiki and Megumi looked at one another before they nodded, "Okay," their tone soft, small.

"Thank you."

You opened your arms to them, and your heart felt so full when they ran to hug you. It’s only when they both rested their heads on your shoulders that you felt tears.

They must’ve been so scared. You blame your thoughtlessness. You should've been more careful; you should've assured them properly.

"There, there," you say, patting their backs in what you hope is a comforting manner. "Your Dad loves you, okay? It’s not going to change just because I’m in the picture."

Megumi nodded, sniffing, while Tsumiki cried harder, and you had the urge to smack the people who caused him and Tsumiki pain—the ones responsible for putting that kind of expression on their young faces.

So you carried them both gently, and their arms are around you for stability while they lay their heads on your shoulders. You sway gently while muttering words of assurance and love to the kids you've grown to love.

Behind the wall, Satoru smiles while listening to your voice comforting his kids. You must’ve been so worried that you didn’t notice that he'd been gone for so long for someone who just went to the nearby convenience store, and it didn’t dawn on you that Megumi called him Dad.

In truth, he didn't expect that Megumi would consider him his Dad, much less call him that way. He's always thought that Megumi just tolerated his presence, but he should’ve known better than to doubt Megumi. That boy knows how to mask his real feelings well, partly because he’s a Zenin and partly because of a Zenin. No, Toji Fushiguro didn’t want to be a Zenin.

Still, he hoped that Toji knew how much the kids he abandoned suffered because of his neglect. He hopes Toji regretted his decision and loss.

Satoru shakes his head. It doesn’t matter now. It doesn’t matter that Toji abandoned them; it doesn’t matter that he’s facing resistance and pressure from the Zenins by having the sole inheritor of their clan technique in his care; and it doesn’t matter that he’s still too young to be a proper father because he is their Dad and he will protect them or die trying. Most of all, he knows you have his and the kids backs through it all.

Please don’t take my Dad

Tsumiki and Megumi are not his by blood, but they’re his. His to protect, to care for, and to love.

"Your Dad loves you. Satoru loves you both so much."

Satoru closes his eyes and relaxed.

might be full of inconsistency and error cuz i wrote this in a rush. jjk 219 leak got me like this i need to write a not angst story for my soul and sanity TT___TT

#reynwrites.jjk #reynwrites #real quick cuz i need to sleep bcuz of work #gojo satoru x reader #gojo satoru x you #gojo satoru x y/n #megumi & gojo #megumi & gojo & tsumiki #found family #CUZ HE'S THEIR DAD #AMEN #JJK #i feel so sick gojo is sealed #megumi is possessed & tsumiki #their smol family is in shreds and i cannot

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nowritingonthewall · 11 months

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Oscar being the sweetest and cutest at stage door (part two)

#oscar isaac #the sign in sidney brustein’s window #som #I was like three rows from the barriers and kind of tried to film over everybody else's head 😆#But I was so lucky to see the curls in real life this close 🥺#And he really did his best trying to sign everything that people shoved in front of his face and taking pictures with everyone who asked #While being so sweet and apologizing that he wasn't able to get to everyone #And he really is so smol and it was so fricking cute how he tried to reach up to sign everything 🥺#The Steven and Poe energy is still killing me 🥺

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dazaistabletop · 1 year

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PSA: Sigma is not a floatation device

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ameba-from-space · 2 years

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So I got a puppy... and I named him Bruce Wayne, and I was thinking about making an Instagram for him and I thought, how fucking funny would it be if this happened in gotham. You open Instagram and search fot official bruce wayne and the first account that pops up it's the dog's because it's verified and it has more followers than real bruce. And bruce is not even mad, he loves the puppy, for april fools WE shoot a press conference with Bruce Wayne except it was puppy bruce and everyone loved it.

#He was even wearing a little dog tuxedo and everything #anyway i love my baby bruce and I needed to talk about him #he takes a lot of naps and loves his penguin plush #he is very smol but will become a behemot of a dog #just like real bruce #batman #bruce wayne #dc #dc comics #batfam #batdad

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shelli-gator · 1 year

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The porn bots are coming for my PERCY POST? LEAVE HIM ALONE HE'S JUST A LITTLE GUY YOU'RE SCARING HIM!

He's got enough to worry about already.

#coming for him with my TALONS #swooping diving catching #ttte #ttte percy #thomas and friends #the railway series #have you seen his vape?#where in the world is percy's vape #the owls #he's canon scared of any large predatory bird #he told me himself #i wish trains were real #percy the small engine #smol #bite sized #puntable even

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vampire-scones · 11 months

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I love the idea of Billy being good at school. Sure he has some subject that he struggles with a little bit but his lowest mark is a B and usually he is sitting around a high A and A+. Is some of it because of Neil? Maybe. But he also just clicks with it. He gets lost in whatever he is doing and kinda enjoys it.

When he has a calculus work sheet he gets lost in it, only focusing on the numbers and enjoying the organized way the problem narrows itself down to the answer.

In history he gets lost in the decades of people he writes reports on. On all the stories they tell him, on the information he compiles and how to work it out to fit it into one concise three page essay.

English is no doubt his favourite. He loves getting lost in the world that the writers create. Sure, some of the books that are assigned can be a slog, but he comes out loving a part of them, if not the whole book. His books are sticky noted and scribbled on. Making notes about foreshadowing and circling symbolism that stands out to him. Highlighting passages he can read over and over and over again. He usually finishes the assigned reading a week before the rest of the class, sometimes even sooner. The escape is always welcomed.

And it may not be why he works for his marks, but he loves the times teachers congratulate him for the highest mark, or marks are posted on a sheet outside the classroom and he gets to see the disgruntled look on Nancy Wheeler’s face because he has the highest mark in the class and it’s even better when he graduates and his gets his scholarships. Full rides to almost any university in the country. A full ride back to California. And, well, Billy couldn’t be happier

#i am a smol creture #billy hargrove #I just feel like he is a real school guy #sees it as an escape so there for #he gets real good at it #lowest mark he ever got was a B- and that was for physics #he makes up that mark on the next test #the teachers love him #always love reading his reports #always a staff room discussion of #do you have billy in your class this year? he did amazing work on little house on the prairie in my class #they use his work as examples if he ver makes a poster #you know this man goes HAM with making a presentation or poster

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prototypelq · 9 months

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If Sparda losers had DnD like stats:

Vergil speced so far into intelligence and dexterity he has negative wisdom

Dante speced into strength and has intelligence and wisdom bonus

Nero speced Way Too Far into strength and had no points left and his intelligence is a small negative, but he has like +10 to wisdom from Kyrie

#not to bully the smol special boi but he is just as dumb as his dumb father #dante pretends to be dumb but isn't #vergil and nero are real thickheads thou #nero is saved by kyrie's massive wisodm bonus so he is fine #devil may shitpost #this came to me in a vision #dmc #dante sparda #vergil sparda #nero sparda

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cvbullshit · 6 months

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Ink in Dust's POV:

#random post #cursedverse #cv stuff #shitpost #cv ink #cv dust #dusttale sans #dust sans #ink sans #edit #art edits #art stuff #art x real life #rat ink #rats #ratty #rat boi #he smol #dust sees the rat not the ink

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felixisourayofsunshine · 6 months

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Hyunjinnie:

M-Countdown ep 823

stray kids comeback interview

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obstinatecondolement · 7 months

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I am still in my feelings about that "I didn't transition to look like Elliot Page: I wanted to look like Hank Hill" thing because like?? Very fucking rude to Elliot Page first of all?? What the fuck is the subtext here? That he doesn't look enough like a "real" man and is some kind of dilettante who we shouldn't take seriously until he mans up, or something?

Also like... as far as I know Page is not attracted to men, but it feels vaguely homophobic? "I want to be a Normal Straight Man who looks like a Regular Guy not a fucking [slur redacted]" Like fuck off? And it had so many notes! How is policing the gender presentation of other transmasc people being so roundly fucking applauded, oh my god.