#he is a fart man

[science-lings]

Here's a question: which of the bunch do you think is the stinkiest?

Bonus, do you think their diet contributes to this?

Hot take but it is definitely Twilight. Dogs are objectively stinky and he also eats a lot of goat cheese so like… I can’t imagine it would be anyone else. The dog smell doesn’t go away in human form and you cannot convince me that he knows what soap is.

#also I can’t imagine that monster blood is good for his digestive tract #he is a fart man #i refuse to believe anything else #linked universe #ask andromeda #lu twilight

[elesketchii]

annoying little brother john teasing arthur about his crushes at the grown age of 26 (he’s been doing this since he was 12 and Will Not give it up)

#mor/stons DNI you guys are gross #while i was making this i was asking myself if john would even be this immature but then i remembered how much of a manchild he is in canon #the way one of his canon lines is ‘you couldn’t shoot a fart out of your own ass’ this man hasn’t matured past the age of 13 #he’d unironically call arthur a poopoo head #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 #rdr2 fanart #arthur morgan #charles smith #john marston #charthur #my art #digital art #fanart #sketches

[clownsuu]

Mafia Dr stoneface can have my hand marriage fuck you Frank your grandpa is hot af

Old man enjoyer?? 🤨🤨🤨🤨📸📸📸📸

Old man content smhhhh I don’t really have much of an idea of him being in the Mob au besides being a illegal seller of goods (mostly chemical warfare), he’s not even part of the family, just some side character

#Old man content old man content #Don’t blame anon I too am a old man enjoyer #Wish I had more old farts to draw smhhhhh #Dr Stone will have to do #Welcome home #welcome home frank #frank frankly #welcome home oc #Funfact #he robbed several banks with a rock

[bro-strider-tgirl-tits]

I like when post-game AUs with Bro Strider make him the most miserable pathetic shit you'll ever meet. No one likes him. He barely goes outside. He eats ramen for every meal. H hasn't touched grass in weeks. Hasn't showered in months. People come to visit him out of pure pity but when they actually get to interacting with him he's such a dick they forget why they tried in the first place. Like yeah, he has absolutely no direction, no evil possessed puppet anymore. He's just a dumb fuckin' asshole now lmao

#bro strider #homestuck #i also like these 'cause they're all adulys and he doesn't have as much power over dave anymore #or anyone really #he has no power whatsoever he's just a pathetic middle aged man #trying to be the shit #but he ain't even the fart bro #my post #broposting

[starryeyedadmirer]

✨Universe… if you’re listening… PLEASE give someone a chance to knock this guy up. PLEASE!!! What do we have to do to finally put a baby in this man😩???✨

#starry eyes #nicholas sturniolo #nicolas sturniolo belly/tummy #✨his little belly✨ #✨he looks so round!!! #✨his tummy has been looking a little rounder✨ #✨he looks so cute bloated!!! #✨i bet he’s so full and bloated under that shirt✨ #✨i bet he gets bloated so easily #✨i just want to rub his belly while he farts his bloat away✨ #✨the belly rubs that i would give this man!!! #✨i just wanna kiss it… and nibble on it… and rub it✨ #✨he’d look so gorgeous pregnant #✨he looks so cute with a baby bump✨ #✨you don’t understand… i want to put a baby in this man so badly✨

[bugcouncil]

yea i'll give you a light hold on lemme just put these suckers away

#bugs art #mentol illness will not win i can still draw shit IT AINT EVEN THE FART #postal #postal 2 #postal dude #p2 #hc is he's a fuckin slinky of a man. unhealthy twigm hipbones jutting out uncomfortably

[skraldehund]

old fart doodle

#house md #dr house #old man #medical malpractice #he’s just a girl #everybody makes mistakes #hugh laurie #house md meme #house md fanart #old fart alert #i hate him #but i love him

[louwsys]

i want him in a saw trap.

other version.. cuz im cool… i guess…

+ sillayy masky

#fanart #i love him #yippe!!! gay people #louwsys #my art #jay merrick #marble hornets #marble hornets fanart #mh jay merrick #mh tim wright #gyatttt #sorry. #Uh……. autism #What the fart #i just be putting random shit here bro #hes so silly #SO SILLAYYY #yeeeooowwchhhh #dead man #repost if u love gay people #woahh.. gay guy.

[spaciebabie]

so like

#i #spacie scribbles #oh my goddd #so like . what if i helfd him in my arms #what itf i stroked his face while he purred like what if man #i think it would fix me #i want to hear his endo click as he moves around i wanna hear the various joints in his body creak as he moves #is that so much. im not asking for a lot here #oh my goddd im like gonna cry for actually #i love him so much someone PLEASE help me #i wanna hear him groan sometimes as he moves around b/c hes an old fart and his body hurts all the time #arrrrrguoooooooooooooooo

[twomiddlefingersforthehaters]

All the romance novels trembled when Naruto said this:

[If being smart means giving up on Sasuke.... then I'll remain a fool for the rest of my life]

#fuck off you perverted ugly old fart! He's my man and I'm gonna save him #manga #Naruto #sns #narusasu #Sasunaru #nsn #my stuff

[empressofmankind]

I swear, half the fun of drawing Sir Crocodile is coming up with a new look?

And, I am, particularly fond of this one.

#white is such a power move #as is lining a damn fur coat in red #this man OK?? #I always forget what a pain white is to render #until I inevitably do something like this again #but damn does he look good in white #sir crocodile #one piece crocodile #one piece sir crocodile #op crocodile #crocodile #crocodile op #crocodile one piece #sir crocodile one piece #crocaine #buggy thoughts #imperial art farts #one piece #one piece art #one piece fanart #fanart one piece #one piece fandom #fanart drawing #traditional art #traditional artist #sketchbook #copic markers #alcohol markers #character design

[solvicrafts]

I'm not over the official art for Bregan D'aerthe from Menzoberranzan: City of Intrigue

Just... just look at Valas over there on the left.

Take in that expression for a moment.

#legend of drizzt #kimmuriel oblodra #valas hune #jarlaxle baenre #rai'gy bondalek #bregan d'aerthe #Valas looks like he's smelling a really rank fart #he has the grouchiest most disgusted expression of any character I've ever seen #and like... it'd make sense given all the shit he went through in WotSQ #but when he's not around Quenthel and Jeggred he's actually really chill and laid back #he smiles a lot when he's with Jarlaxle #he smiled more in that one Gauntlgrym cameo than he did in all of WotSQ #and he feels safe enough around Kimmuriel to gently tease him #my man is actually a sweetheart #and to be clear I'm not saying the art is bad because quality-wise it's not #it's just that the expressions on his and Kimmuriel's faces are hilarious

[millimauk]

Posting this WIP here as well with no other reason then wanting to start posting here again…

#you guys dont know them yet #but they are my and my partners blorbos #pink haired is arc #an agoraphobic and anxiety ridden vampire #and the man that was sent to hunt and kill him… #you can see how well that went lol #the hunter is basically a bloodborne oc of mine…and hes very important to me #grumpy old fart with bad hips and an alcohol problem #very capable tho #like incredibly #oc #original characters #millidrawsthings #WIP

[pumpk1bun]

whos topping

#adventure time #simon petrikov #fionna and cake #adventure time simon #richard watterson #the amazing world of gumball #richard watterson x simon petrikov #who would top #gay men #kissing #artists on tumblr #my life is like a fart #betty is dead #simon moved on #hes fohnd a new man

[bunnni-gutz]

tender father looking beautiful per usual

#the band ghost #ghost #tobias forge #sometimes babygirl is an old man #i love this old man #he’s so pretty #toenail fart #tender father

[starryeyedadmirer]

✨Looks like someone’s getting jealous of Abby…✨

#starry eyes #matt howard #matt howard belly/tummy #✨his little belly✨ #✨the way he bloats it out!!!✨ #✨he looks so cute bloated!!! #✨i just want to rub his belly while he farts his bloat away✨ #✨I swear this man has a pregnancy kink… it’s so obvious!!! #✨he wants to be pregnant sooo bad✨