Superman introducing his goth boyfriend to the Justice League (Batman founded it, he just doesn't go to meetings and communicates solely in tersely worded emails)
Superman: This is Batman, the terror of Gotham! Vengeance itself! He is the night!
Batman: *incomprehensible growls and mumbles, goes to sulk in the shadows by the door*
Superman: Awww, he likes you guys!!!
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i wanted to write an angsty normal fic a couple months ago about how i was perceiving his character arc going. i was hoping id be wrong, but i ended up being totally right and im upset!
bc he’s finally seeing how undervalued he is to the team. he’s realizing that linc, taylor, and scary—really linc/taylor and linc/scary—are tight and he’s forgotten. he’s rarely included, his ideas get shot down, they make fun of him for always wanting to be kind and loving hard and wanting what’s best for the people he cares about. linc is like… perpetually putting normal down bc i think he has a morality superiority complex. like none of you, NONE OF YOU! would have made it this far on your “heroes journey” without normal!!!!
he CHOSE to take his sisters place even though he found out the cost, that he wasnt wanted, and that he was just a disappointment for not being special. he CHOSE to stay and support all of you even when he was constantly rejected and put down by friends and crushes and parents. he CHOSE all of them, regardless.
they’re setting up the scary/normal arcs how they set up awakening the doodler and it’s fucking killing me. scary is learning to open up with love, while normal is learning to shut down with hate.
im worried about normal.
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I wanted to try and find my headcanon of Roach's face because for some reason my brain decided that I couldn't keep writing my fanfic if I didn't know what I wanted him to look like beneath his mask... So obviously the full picture wasn't planned. (Also I went the easy way for the background because I remembered that I wasn't getting paid anyway so why make myself suffer)
I don't know if the design is definitive, but I find him cute. I made him Welsh, because why not. He can bond with Soap over why the fuck do the English exist.
Anyway they're gossiping about someone at the pub like the little shits they are. Also I don't know if it's obvious or not, but Roach has the mask sun-tan line. Ghost does too. Speaking of Ghost, he's on the other side of the table, looking like that :
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I told my dad about the Freddie leak the other day and he said, I shit you not, "I bet Nandor is going to sleep with him" and that's the kind of out-of-the-box thinking this fandom needs.
Like, why get jealous of your extremely sexual soulmate's new boyfriend when you can just fuck him yourself? That's logic right there.
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im just. thinking abt feng xin being an archer like
do u think he hunts?? i bet he hunts. maybe he goes for a hunt in the woods with his bow and his horse and he just. stays out there for several days hunting deer and fowl like in a folk song, he's a bold rider and a good shot and finds good hiding spots to ambush his prey and all that. his cheeks are ruddy as he climbs the mountainside and doesn't he look well in his boots and trousers!!!! (<- actual lines from actual folk songs that actually exist actually 😔👌)
bonus. what if one day mu qing goes with him. he complains the whole time but actually he just wants to be together. fx whittles a hairpin out of bone or antler for him. mq sitting on a fallen log to criticise fx's technique, and also to admire feng xin's strength when he's chopping wood or carrying a carcass on his big shoulders sidsoihdfsdjfsdjsafsdfasgg
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Since Fushimi can't skateboard to save his life, let's say, he instead studies the physics and "tech" in skateboard creation. He researches the best materials for the grip tape, deck, trucks, wheels, bearings, hardware, bushings, everything. He researches the aerodynamics and best shape for the deck. He even researches the best paint or designs for the decks that won't wear out. And he always then upgrades Yata's skateboard(s) for him as a way to say that he might not exactly enjoy the same hobby as his boyfriend but it's hobby-adjacent and is his best effort to be a good boyfriend himself.
This kinda reminds me of Sk8 except I’m not sure how Fushimi became the Reki to Yata’s Langa XD This would be cute though, Fushimi trying to find a way to support his boyfriend’s hobbies in his own fashion. Like imagine post-ROK and maybe Yata’s been doing competitions and such so he’s really into his skateboarding now, treating it as a possible career. He likes to spend time just skating around and of course he’s tried to get Fushimi into it too, like something else they can do together, but somehow despite being ridiculously talented in like everything else Fushimi cannot skateboard to save his life. Yata tells him it’s fine, you can just watch me and give encouragement (Fushimi clicks his tongue and Yata’s like ‘I mean…as much as you’re able to anyway’).
Fushimi secretly feels a bit down about this though, like this is something Yata enjoys and Fushimi can’t really do anything but watch. One day Yata’s practicing on the roof and one of his boards breaks, he sets it next to the couch where Fushimi’s watching him and goes to get a new board, sighing like I wish I could afford a really cool board. Fushimi looks at Yata’s broken board and starts thinking, like imagine he’s not even paying attention to Yata at this point and Yata gets a little exasperated like what’s so interesting about a broken skateboard. Fushimi just keeps looking at it, spinning the wheels idly and Yata sighs all I’ll leave you two alone.
A week or so later Yata hasn’t seen Fushimi much at all lately and assumed he must have been super busy with work. He’s surprised and kinda concerned when he finds out that Fushimi actually unexpectedly took the week off, like is he being ignored or something. Fushimi sends Yata a text to meet at Yata’s apartment and Yata’s a little apprehensive, wondering if he’s being broken up with. When he gets there though imagine Fushimi looking a little disheveled but happy as he presents Yata with a new skateboard. It looks different from any board Yata’s had before and Yata wonders if it was super expensive. Imagine him trying it out and it’s the best skateboard he’s ever ridden, like it’s so smooth and sturdy and fast it’s amazing, seriously how much did you spend to buy this Saruhiko. Fushimi gives Yata the kind of confident smile that reminds Yata of when they were kids as he says he made it.
Yata’s just in awe, like Saruhiko you really are amazing. He loves the skateboard, it’s his absolute favorite but he didn’t know Fushimi could make skateboards. Fushimi shrugs like it’s a simple matter of studying the structure and aerodynamics and applying your knowledge, Yata has no idea what most of that means but it sounds smart. After this Fushimi basically becomes Yata’s unofficial ‘mechanic,’ he’s always upgrading Yata’s skateboards and testing out new styles and feeling all gratified when Yata smiles at him so widely and calls him amazing. Yata loves this not just because he’s getting awesome new skateboards but also because now it feels more like skateboarding is something they’re doing together, like even if Fushimi can’t skateboard alongside him Yata feels like Fushimi’s always there with him.
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