#he might be sweet and kind

[2smolbeans]

[April and Matheias are sitting down, having a drink together as they converse about the bullshit Marco(Yandere COO) has put them through.]

Matheias:

"So, what did he do to you?"

April:

"He took (y/n) away from me and now threatens to kill me everyday..The fucker technically is the calls the shots for what happens in the company I work at so I can't even do anything! You?"

Matheias:

"He killed a friend of ours back in high school because she had a crush on his 'darling beloved', then tried to frame me for her murder. I tried warning (y/n), but they just didn't listen.."

Darling: *Rushes in a panic as they lock the door behind them. Hyperventilating as they ramble quickly about their findings*

Matheias:

"Huh, speak of the devil-"

Darling:

"You were right. He's batshit insane. He locked me up, pushed an old man because he looked at me, and is threatening to have me blacklisted from every job so that I have no source of income?! I'm so sorry, I should've listened..

April and Matheias:

#i feel like this is for all the yandere victims who tried to warn darling #but darling just didn't listen or see it since #ohh! but they could never! #yandere x reader #yandere imagines #yandere prompt #yandere headcanons #yandere oc #yandere ceo #yandere ocs #sangwook #yandere shitpost #Marco is definelty the type to push an old man #he might be sweet and kind #the typical golden retriever man #but sometimes..He just does the most wackiest shit for no reason lmao

[canisalbus]

i've returned for 2 seconds to tell you that they're not leaving my head. (sort of unrelated but i've been thinking as well. what if vasco died before machete ? what would go down)

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#ah this is so terribly cute #makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside #“possessed by the vaschete spirit” you and me both #their expressions are so sweet #couple of dorks #and I like the dusty desaturated color scheme! with pink and darker brown accents #gift art #insect-shenanigans #own characters #Vasco #Machete #as for what would happen if Vasco died first #and I'm assuming of natural causes like illness or old age #I suppose Machete would try to sneakily sponsor his funeral #throw the fanciest burial possible #and maybe add some kind of anonymous half hidden obscure tragiromantic inscription on the grave #about wishing to see him again one day #and then either go on to do what Vasco did and commission art in his honor #or get a bad case of widowhood effect and go downhill quickly after his passing #oh yeah he might start to financially support Vasco's widow so that there was a little less pressure on her to get remarried #as you may remember she's a lesbian and one lavender marriage was probably enough for her #I can see that being a thing in certain circumstances

[inkskinned]

oh, i love the way relationships develop their own personal language of love. when all that joy shows the way they love you. i love when it is a little icon to who they are, to how you get along with them.

my sister takes a picture of a dead bug and sends it to me - this is you. my friend asks me how the move is going; she put a reminder in her phone to check up on me. i put a piece of ice down my friend's back, he returns the favor by holding my phone over my head and making me jump to catch it. jason and i scream-sing green day while going all of 15 miles an hour down country roads. molly is who i go to for a quiet night in with 5 dollar wine.

i go out for dinner with them and have to step outside to take a phone call; when i come back they've ordered my favorite appetizer without needing to be asked. andrew and i have a long-standing tradition of him picking me up to spike me directly into the first soft-looking surface around. i don't even need to speak to my best friend - she and i will just look at each other and have an entire conversation. burst out laughing at 3 PM, high and cackling like we're evil witches. i just moved by myself into a new city - my brother keeps introducing me to his friends that now live close to me. he always says - oh yeah, this is sibling and then pretends to ignore me. for days now, my family has been in and out of my apartment, just tinkering with things; making sure i am settling in nicely.

i usually have watermelon instead of cake for my birthday; kim forces a full yankee candle into the rind so i can have something to blow out and wish on. for 20 minutes on a saturday, all us grown adults crawl into one bed to have a cuddle puddle like we're in high school again. every 20 seconds someone starts giggling, and then we're laughing again. nick calls me from california; we both groan about the price of tickets, agonizing. miranda and i meet up in the city for the first time in years - without discussing it beforehand, the minute we lay eyes on each other, we both strike gruesome little gremlin poses instead of waving. dean always goes for the hug. joe always does a single firm handshake. sometimes i think about my friends and get so happy i just start crying.

oh, how wonderful to live in a world where affection is biologically ingrained in us. how wonderful that affection helps us build our single greatest strength - community. how wonderful that affection is our body's way of saying - thing is good, let's keep. how wonderful, this language, this skein we weave! to show the other person - i might not always say it. but i love that you live in me.

#btw the ''this is sibling'' is legitimately what he says #which is actually very sweet of him bc it's gender affirming #he does not use my name #my family addresses each other as ''sibling'' ''mother'' ''father'' and it is actually kind of cute #in a serial killer way. #idk just very in love with the languages ppl develop which aren't usual #like im a poet #i might write a poem about you #but there's something special about like ''this is my person to be spiked into the ground by'' #you know? #btw i live in boston now #please hit me up i want more friends

[locustradio]

unconditional love.

#i drew this kind of in a burst of insperation but now im looking at it #i might have to put a shirt on him. he looks indecent. #IM WORRIED IT LOOKS SUGGESTIVE IT WAS JUST MEANT TO BE SWEET AND INTIMATE #anyway this is my john headcanon. sort of a venom situation you know #instead of getting his own human body he is an amorphous shadow being that COULD function away from arthur but they still stay attached #because. you know. love #art #digital art #malevolent #arthur lester #john doe #arthur x john

[whereismyhat5678]

I haven’t drawn Fake Peppino in AGES

For any Fake Peppino lovers out there that I’ve disappointed I’m so sorry- 💀🙇‍♀️

And for anyone WHO HASN’T EVER SEEN me actually draw him I’M EVEN MORE SORRY 🙏🙇‍♀️🙏🙇‍♀️🙏🙇‍♀️

Now I personally don’t want newer viewers seeing my cringe ass Fake pep art but if anyone who does wanna see it- (HEADS UP FOR INTENSE BODY HORROR-) take these few links (I’m sorry I can’t scroll through my entire blog again just take some examples- 🥲):

Here, here, here, here and here.

The first one is my first ever drawing of him, I did not draw him normal- 💀

Anyways….this means have I changed how I draw him? Yes!

Look at the silly goober!! I may draw him just like this for now however…It was fun drawing him like the slimy disaster he was but it’s fine-…It always took a bit of time to draw those 🤷‍♀️

But just for the fun of it, and for old times sake, take a body horror Fake Peppino: (Warning, it looks kinda bad- 💀)

#Pizza Tower #I need to draw more Fake Peppino now. No excuses #Although I will admit I like drawing him more of a menace to society more than a fluffy soft glob of kindness- I’m sorry 🙏 #I just really like seeing the limits I could do with this guy #He’s so SPOOKY there’s like so much potential you can do with him!!! #It’s also why I love when I see people make him genuinely fucking terrifying- Don’t get me wrong I LOVE sweet Fakey but MAN….I love him as #being horrific….It’s just SO GOOD 😫😫💥💥 #The only thing is I want to draw him but at the same time don’t got any ideas 😅 Might have to dig something up- #I had a blast drawing him I remember that- Like legit I thought I made him so cool- #Fake Peppino #Art #Body Horror

[fluffydice]

Shoutout to that one panel where Kuboyasu is like “I’ve never looked twice at a woman before.” Like okay, homoie

Also even funnier because he’s like “Don’t give into your urges!!” When he sees Teruhashi. Like, it’s okay dude you think she’s pretty. Even Saiki does. It’s fine bro.

#kuboyasu is very tense around girls because he doesn’t ever interact w them and wants to be a gentleman me thinks #but like also. there is a very big difference between how everyone else thinks ab her (gross. objectifying. ew) #and how he does (kind of sweet-ish. very obviously nervous ab it) #goes hand in hand w the headcanon of ‘kuboyasu is terrified of gorgeous people’ #I used to think of him as bi but honestly I’m leaning more toward #gay now I think #he does experience attraction to teruhashi though…might be an asthetic thing with her though #think they could kiss and he’d relatively enjoy it but only in the way someone enjoys physical contact with a close friend #saiki k #fluffy cooks a headcanon

[knifebaby3000]

“oxbow”, 29 may 2023

#digital art #artists on tumblr #ferdinand fire emblem #ferdinand von aegir #fe3h #my art #[ points ] that's my OTHER husband #me: i CANNOT look at this anymore 💀💀💀 [ looks at it for 4 more hours ] #another runaway sketch... i was supposed to be working on sth else but Here We Are #this might be a little eyestrain sorry in my defense i Was playing w colors before i got too into it #literally just wanted to put a bow on him #Now Here We Are #funniest thing abt this is that i actually don't think he has enough hair............ #anyway the flower is a sweet pea and he's an april taurus amen CANNOT look at this anymore #WAIT hold on last thing. i wanted him to look rly kind. and the ring is an aegir signet. ok bye for real

[pushing500]

The Tumblr poll has spoken!!

Great timing, Randy. Appreciate it. 🙄

He doesn't wanna talk about it. (in his defense it was very dark)

The second time's the charm, it seems! No more fungus zombie infection to worry about for now.

I think Laursen is feeling a little overprotective of his fellow cultists after the close call we've had, bless his heart <3

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#rimworld #gracie plays #The Children of Ecthuctu #art #my art #traditional art #rimworld art #unpolished art #that darn solar flare #Randy has horrendous timing #Luckily it was only a minor botched surgery #It must be new to Vasso #doing surgery to help rather than harm #I am VERY tempted to change Socks' name to Sock #but I don't think I will #Might be a bit too soon y'know #And Laursen's shooting inspiration was kind of sweet #He probably feels bad that he couldn't save Socks from the bites #He's a big softie and I'm sure he loves all his friends so much #Poor guy <3 #Thank you for voting on the poll!! #I wouldn't have been able to decide on my own #Have a fabulous day!! <3 <3

[insomniphic]

“I just want to get to know you better because I care about you, okay?”

He’ll understand.

#okay okay so— this ISNT CANON but Narry is now my science experiment son :] #OKAY BUT LIKE I’VE BEEN NITPICKING AND DISECTING EVERYTHING ABOUT HIM THAT HE MIGHT AS WELL BE CONSIDERED AS ONE #I’VE BEEN STUDYING HIM IN DIFFERENT SITUATIONS #TRYING TO MAKE SOME SORT OF UNDERSTANDING ABOUT HIS EXISTENXE #LOOKING THROUGH HIS VALUES IDEALS AND MORALS #HE’S MY SON AND HE’S MY SCIENCE EXPERIMENT HAHAHAHAAH #🧪 👩‍🔬 #the thought of the possible angst makes me rabid too #like I imagine situations where he’s stuck in a glass cage because of me #and keep in mind he’s claustrophobic #OH OH IMAGINE HIM BEING NICE AND SWEET AND GOOD *JUST* BECAUSE HE DOESN’T WANT TO BE TRAPPED AGAIN #HOHOHOHO #guys guys guys I swear I’m not imoral #I’m a very kind person #GUYS #PLEASE #(this also emerged because I was talking to Ney and Bear about how great parents we are to our Narrys’) #💙💙💙💙 #the stanley parable #tsp #tsp narrator #stanley parable #tsp fanart #the narrator #sketch #tspud #InSomniphic’s Art

[canisalbus]

While the trick-or-treating comic was very cute, I cannot imagine Vasco not being a little treat kinda guy

Are you telling me he doesn't randomly buy himself candy just for the dopamine and the child-like joy? That he doesn't indulge on halloween spirit and buy spooky candy just for him and Machete?? (who barely eats it but halloween spirit comes first, practically second)

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#I actually thought about that for quite a while before choosing to go with a simple and neutral soda can #because yes I do think Vasco is a little treat kinda guy #but the treats he goes for probably aren't straight up candy #he's into hot chocolate and sweet coffee drinks #ice cream (particularly odd and seasonal flavors) #pastries and desserts probably #I can see him being a nutella enjoyer #and if he buys actual sweets I think he'd go for chocolate bars #(not like mars bars but thin flat sheets of chocolate that you break into smaller pieces) #(do those have a specific name in english or are they both just chocolate bars?) #none of the above are very easy to share unexpectedly with unfamiliar children #like I said in majority of Europe halloween isn't widely/officially celebrated and trick-or-treating isn't customary #families with young children teens and young adults might do halloween activities on smaller scale #but a childless couple in their thirties (and living in an apartment) is unlikely to have halloween candy in reserve methinks #Machete doesn't eat that many sugary things regularly #if Vasco is having something he probably goes along with it #but his health anxiety kind of affects what foods he deems acceptable and which ones should be avoided #which is ironic because modern Machete has a history of stress smoking #as a habit that's quite a bit worse for you than having an occasional ice cream sundae #I think he managed to quit when their relationship turned serious #answered #anonymous #modern au

[thebirdandhersong]

Okay y'all it is over it is done the conversation has been had he knows I love him we are still friends I have cried my eyes out properly I have laughed again my heart will keep on hurting for a while but it is FINISHED

#it is a bit rough to be told that the age gap (3 years??) is too big and life stages are too different #and that it would be unwise since im graduating next year #and then be told that he's not attracted to you in that way #and THEN be told that if you were younger he might consider it #but alas that is the way the cookie crumbles #i do value his friendship very much and i am glad for it #but i am also glad he was honest with me #lads if i could choose i would go through all of it again! i have loved this poor sweet oblivious boy for a short while #but it has been very long and very deeply lodged in my heart #anyway i will be okay and im glad i can laugh again so soon :) #thank you for praying for me it really has been a fresh new hell in many ways #and i do love him. i do love him so terribly much #but i know it will pass #also he WAS very sweet about it. very sweet and honest and vulnerable and i deeply appreciated it #part of me is like. WILL I EVER LOVE AGAIN??? and the other part is like. i cant imagine loving anyone else #i kid you not he is the most wonderful God fearing gentle kind man of integrity i know. i love him terribly. #and there is no other guy who i trust implicitly and know i can tell or talk to about anything #so it is hard to imagine loving anyone else. he is so precious to me and just being around him makes my heart so happy #it will pass!!!!! #the waiting room chapter

[supermarine-silvally]

Yara, what do you like to do for fun?

"I collect plant samples. Ace likes to "help". It's something we enjoy doing together."

Ask Yara (or any of my OCs) anything!

tagging some friends @oneirataxia-girl @auxiliarydetective @daughter-of-melpomene @box-of-bats @novemberhope cuz i'm proud of this one lol

#oc: bravada yara #ask yara #my ocs #my art #asked and answered #she makes a nice tea out of the dandelion later #ace might be kind of a dumbass but he's her dumbass dammit #he can get away with it because he's just too cute and sweet #ace: “i'm gonna get a good grade in Boyfriend which is both normal to want and possible to achieve” lmao #yara learned about his childhood and was like “oh that's why he's Like That” #and has been intentionally giving him lots of praise ever since #ship: portada #otp: i'd burn the world for you

[catoscloves]

enemies to lovers isn't "he's generally an unpleasant person to be around, he constantly puts other people down and disrespects/condescends/ostracizes them, he's cruel and a bully... but his one redeeming quality is that he looks attractive" like. bestie that's not a redemption arc!! or a redeeming quality!!! a person can and should control their behaviors, but how they look literally has no bearing on their worth as a person!

like... this trope is about an initial misunderstanding and miscommunication that leads to mild conflict and resentment of each other,but eventually they move past this rocky start by revealing to each other their humanity and good qualities, and communicating what happened the first time they met so that they can clear up that situation, and slowly becoming good friends who enjoy spending time with each other and eventually become really close, and the realization that one accidental mishap/slip in behavior/aashole mistake isn't what defines a person and sometimes your first interpretation of them is sometimes wrong!! an entire opinion of someone should be formed based on their behaviors, values, actions, and morals, and quality time spent with this person, not because they have nice cheekbones.

#and i can speak to this from experience #because i didn't outright hate this guy we just had very contradicting personalities and were polar opposites which is why we didn't #get along well when we first met #but then i realized how charming and sweet and kind and intelligent he was and i liked him so much for the same things #that I initially found as off putting and negative traits at first #and he had a similar experience with me and we found that our opposing personalities complemented each other #and THEN i noticed that he was literally so fine and had an amazing back and really nice eyes and a charming smile and good hair #he became one of my best friends first and the person i wanted to spend time with the most LONG BEFORE i ever found him physically appealin #or attractive at all #also this post is calling out middle school me because i read tlc and i wanted iko to have a love interest #and it was very heteronormative at the time too #and then the author literally didn't develop her or her love interest character AT ALL and designed them so poorly #and i didn't realize that this wasn't the correct way to do enemies to lovers #or that iko stood on her own as a character and kinney was completely unnecessary and so boring and bland aldjfkfkf #wait i might have to tag this #anti kiko #anti iko x kinney #the way I haven't thought about this book series in years akdjfkdmdl #enemies to lovers #tropes #anna speaks

[puppyeared]

I want to believe this is how they found Hunter

#the owl house #toh #labyrinth runners #toh 2b #the owl house spoilers #SJHDHHS I’m sorry but the fact that it cuts to hunter waking up after being rescued is so funny to me #like ‘hey you. youre finally awake’ #idk what else to add. very sweet that they got the E.E. to advocate for him :) like ‘mom come pick me up I’m scared’ energy #someone pointed out that bump looked in willows direction when saying the E.E was responsible for getting hunter and guessed willow might #have been the one to bring it up. which makes sense bc she’s the captain and I assume she and hunter kept talking on pensta after asias #very cute :’) we were also right abt hunter continuing to call willow ‘captain’.. altho for me I thought it was along the lines of being #raised in the emperors coven. so he’s addressing her as his superior but like we also know he kind of has a crush on her? this kid has so #many issues to work out. please let him be ok by the end of the show omg #AND SOMEONE POINTED OUT HE GETS QUIET AS OPPOSED TO HOW MUCH HE TALKS IN ANY OTHER SETTING. THATS SO CUTE I- #god I fucking love this episode. love all these kids and my boy BUMP IM SO HAPPY TO SEE HIM LETS GOOOO #my art #myart #toh spoilers #the owl house season 2 #labyrinth runners spoilers #toh skara #toh viney #toh hunter #toh fanart #the owl house fanart #fanart #comic

[seraphsfire]

...

#date went rly well but it was SO rainy and cold lol. he's really #really sweet and we might hang out again and i think he just kind of asked me out on impulse LOL #no red flags etc we have a lot in common; he's lived in washington and in california for a long time so we got to talk about that #hes a dnd nerd and even with a beard he's even better looking in person which was... very intimidating #i was trying REALLY hard not to stare at his hair but it's like 3 feet long and bright red and smooth and beautiful and #also he has huge brown/hazel eyes and a rly nice smile so i really felt like a potato with bad skin rip #i think he was relieved i wanted to have a sort of low-key and chill hangout instead lol and i think we'll hang out again #but unfortunately bc it was more just like chatting and gettign to know each other i didn't get the chance to be like sooooo im asexual #so im still nervous abt that #and he's so sweet that i feel rly bad if that was a huge disappointment for him :( #anyway #that's how my date went who woulda thought stupid old goblin me would go on a first date with a very beautiful ginger wizard boy at age 32 #tbd

[monschoices]

Horrid Omens, cast: aziraphale!mason and crowley!val. dropping on amazon prime: one day after the end of the world. stay tuned 🫶

#my art #art #twc #the wayhaven chronicles #mason #val tag #listen i know u might try to tear out my eyeballs for making mason the angel but get this #so if the agency rescued mason in canon and he works there but is capable of questioning the agencys ways #and aziraphale was made by god to serve heaven but he ends up questioning gods ways #you see where im going w this? also the whole Thing abt val is that hes got horrible ancestors #im talking long lines of guys who love to serial kill and cause a ruckus (though less and less with each generation) #(and val is like the first one who actually goes on to become kind and sweet and lovely) #so anyway. them #also i need val calling mason “angel” cos thats whats up #but yes mason is the Good Guy whos got that baddie in him & vals the bad guy whos got some goodie shining through :3 them <3 #and anyway the whos who works Either Way honestly i just preferred this one bc its something new 🫶