#he owns that company

[krash-8]

nobody around me has data and generally my provider tends to be a problem, but today it paid to have ryan renolds in my phone

#mint mobile #if ur wondering lol #he owns that company #'dad why cant we have the normal data so it works' #'no daughter Ryan Reynolds lives in your fucking phone' #'thanks dad' #and today it fucking paid i dont know whether to laugh or cry

[ikiprian]

Mr. Fenton is a competent teacher. Almost too competent.

If Mr. Daniel Fenton had any more than a BS (with a minor in education), Tim would’ve flagged his profile as a potential Rogue. That’s the way of most charismatic academics, at least in Gotham. (Got a PhD? Instant watchlist.) Instead, he’s Gotham Academy’s newest celebrity, as a young, passionate, out-of-towner substitute while the chemistry teacher’s on maternity leave.

Tim gets the hype. Fenton seems to genuinely love teaching, and is invested in the welfare of the student body. He hands out bananas during exam week, hosts a “study habits seminar” each month to coach effective learning strategies, and the third time Tim falls asleep in his class, he even pulls Tim aside to ask if he’s doing okay. With all the late work he accepts and the protein bars he sneaks Tim, he’s every teen vigilante’s dream teacher. He could’ve been Tim’s favorite.

In fact, Mr. Fenton was Tim’s favorite. Up until Tim walks into Mr. Fenton’s chemistry classroom for a forgotten textbook, an hour after the final bell.

On the board where tallied scores for today’s review game had been kept, “THE CHEMISTRY BEHIND DR. CRANE’S FEAR GAS: ANXIOGENICS, NERI’S, & YOU,” is now scrawled. A detailed diagram of the human endocrine system projects in front of a small crowd of adoring and attentive students.

Fenton is wrist-deep in the skull cavity of an anatomical model. A short tug, and out pops the brain.

It’s plastic. It’s fake.

Tim identifies the nearest emergency exit.

Fenton turns to the door, and in the dark classroom with the projector illuminating half his face, his eyes almost seem to flash red. “What’s up, Tim?” he asks. His friendly grin is too big for his face. “I didn’t know you wanted to join the Just Science League!”

[OR: Danny’s a science teacher at Tim’s school. Gotham’s a pretty wild place, even for someone who grew up a superhero in a ghost-infested town, so he takes it upon himself to start a club teaching kids how to manage themselves in the event of a crisis. These Gothamites are pretty hardy, but a little extra training never hurt anybody! And he suspects one of his students might be a teen vigilante, like he’d been, back in the day. As a senior super, it's Danny’s duty look out for him! Surely, this is the subtlest and most appropriate way to give the kid pointers.]

[Tim immediately assumes supervillain.]

#Danny can’t help being creepy it’s just the way he’s built!! #I like to think Lancer did these things for Danny when he was in HS #and now Danny's emulating Lancer :) #Passing it on! #Tim is paranoid but also like he is SO CLOSE to graduating so like. Does he even want to report this shit to Batman. What if the next chem #teacher's a jerk and Tim fails the class and he never gets his stupid diploma. Bruce already is insisting he finish out HS and maybe get #an ABA before he's allowed back into the company #and Jesus Christ does Tim hate school. He'll worry about Mr. Fenton's burgeoning army of Science Honor Society Rogues on his own time #dcxdp #dpxdc #prompt #tim drake #danny fenton #in case I write more of this let’s tag it uhhhhh #misunderstood mentor au #kipwrite

[ghostbsuter]

He'd moved to metropolis on a whim.

The city was big, he's earning good money via commissioned things (most people come to him for cosplay actually, who knew that knowing how to build a sci-fi gun that doesn't even work would be this wanted??) and he's got a nice apartment!

Superman and Supergirl were the active heroes, he didn't need to involve himself anymore with the world of heroes, he would continue as a civilian. It was better this way.

So how come LexLuthor, of all people, what is his luck?, sends him an invitation to LexCorp AND once declined, seemed to have created some sort of energy absorbing weapon that directly zoomed in on his immediate whenever around?

Civilian life is one thing.

Being rescued via Super for the 9th time is another.

"Hey Danny." Supergirl grins, they're floating to the side as Superman deals with Lex.

"Hey, Supergirl." Danny replies with a sigh, holding his bag.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc crossover #fic prompt #writing prompt #dc x dp prompt #dc x dp #dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #METROPOLIS #we love superman and supergirl #superboy has definitely saved danny once as well #hear me out #danny is metropolis own version of tim drake #he is well known in conventions #and for actually bigger companies that work with eco friendly stuff #or trying to save nature #lex luthor went from i want him (worker) to i want him (test subject)

[stewykablooey]

UNFUCKABLE

#GOOD MORNING #CANT EVEN GET FUCKED ON THE WE WANT TO FUCK KENDALL ROY WEBSITE HE IS LITERALLY THE JESTER OF HIS OWN COURT #truly the funniest thing to ever happen to him like this is worse than losing the company and he doesn’t even know its happened #kendall roy i wish you were real so you could see this #succession #m

[icewindandboringhorror]

HAPPY 16TH BIRTHDAY!!! To this elderly bapy boye!!! he...!!!

#cats #ghhbbb this is the first time I've genuinely considered tumblr blazing a post lol but no.. i shant.. I feel too weird putting financial #information into tumblr or whatever unless I made like a seperate bank account or something not associated with anyhting else lol #but I gave it serious contemplation which is really sayng something (the evil magical spell that all cats cast over u by their perfection) #ANYWAY.................... old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #it's technically like march 8th but I did his party a little early. I have other pictures to post later maybe too..hrmm #The '1' candle is actually a '4' candle with the side part cut off because they didn't have any 1s #I went all out (like under $15 still lol) and got new birthday decorations for him instead of using the same old #ones from the past like 5 birthdays that I've done for the cats lol.. #His theme was rainbows mostly in as light of colors as I could find #The legal age to drive a car in the US is 16 so.... honk honk beep beep.. I shall go out and buy him the most expensive car on the market #as soon as March 8th comes. then he can run little errands (probably mostly getting kibbles or chicken somewhere) #stealing the rotisserie chickens from walmart or something lol #AND they would let him have them. He would drive up and walk inside and they'd call the manager to come over #and they would be so moved by his presence and his big goofy stare that they would just be like..... okey.. have all the chicken in the #entire store. Actually. have the store. it's yours now. And This would continue all the way up the chain until he was handed #the entire walmart company. And every other company. a boy who owns everything. probably wouldnt use it for evil. he'd just abolish #everything and then focus on eating chickens.. ........ chibken son...

[tricoufamily]

if you're wondering why bob is here it's bc in the original villareal story there was a very minor background detail that diego lobo and bob pancakes dated in college and broke up tragically and that's where the story peaked. so i included him it's still canon

thank you for these it was so fun!!!!!!!!!!!!

i did these in my this is the fall sim style so i'm thinking. if they exist in this universe what's all their opinions on the 'did jacques do it' situation. let's take a look

don: saw a photo of jacques's wife on the news during the investigation. said "whoa mama that's a hot babe!" like johnny bravo and did not read the headline. does not know anything about it still.

vlad: well he's psychic he could figure out the truth if he actually cared. and he has!

olive: obviously respects it. except for the getting investigated part, would never happen to her.

diego: does not think jacques did it but enjoys the tabloids. knows other rich people personally who he thinks have killed their spouses

morgyn: will post things like "friendly reminder that j*cques v*llareal literally killed his wife and is a billionaire so maybe don't go to one of their hotels" on tumblr and will then do a call out post about like a fanfic writer who wrote an unhealthy relationship with more severity

pascal: knows conspiracy theories and this one is bullshit. or maybe it just doesn't interest him as much as aliens and that's why he thinks that

jeb: has a very "well of course he did. them rich folk can do whatever they want. there ain't no hope for the rest of us" while kicking a can down the road approach

bob: thinks he did it. is very alarmed that it was brushed off. eliza's like bob book the hotel and he's like am i going crazy. does anyone hear me.

#olive and pascal do NOT exist in this is the fall strangetown has their own universe but it's still fun #i really need to finish remaking all of strangetown #for the record human vlad works for the company high up he knows jacques. he keeps his feelings on the matter private. #but anyway yes bob and diego. both from small towns met in college. diego was in drag and bob thought he was a woman #then was still attracted to him out of drag and had a months long spiral about his sexuality it was a thing #they just wanted different things. it wouldn't have worked. bob likes small towns. he wanted to stay and have a house and a family #diego wanted the exact opposite. they had to part ways. bob still thinks about him laying awake at night. kind of a lot #bob is like he probably doesn't think about me at all anymore he's definitely moved on. no diego thinks about him a lot too #the ones that got away #ts4 #ts4 cas #ts4 edit #the sims 4 #townie makeover #townie makeovers #don lothario #vladislaus straud #olive specter #diego lobo #morgyn ember #pascal curious #jeb harris #bob pancakes #this is the fall: extras

[alfazoings]

kurokumo ishmael and kurokumo captain heath!!!!

#limbus company #project moon #ishmael lcb #lcb ishmael #heathcliff #heathcliff lcb #lcb heathcliff #i need to ramble ab my speculations ok #listen what if wuthering heights ends up being owned by kurokumo #and the blade lineage is essentially just the lintons of limbus #and in limbus heath coming back is equivalent to the first time he came back after running away in the book #and then the evil au id for heath would essentially be what if he took over wuthering heights afted hareton #ive been thinking about this for so long im normal i swear

[corallapis]

#fourth doctor #ainley!master #classic who #dwedit #* #doctor x master #dw #thinking about it. #esp the master bringing up returning to gallifrey & the doctor calling on their responsibilities as time lords. hmmm. #(well. “time lords.” the master's not really one of those anymore is he? doubly interesting.) #also of course the doctor's ‘i've never chosen my own company! [...] i'm collaborating w the master’ speech right after this is. indeed.

[kitespark]

sorry to all of you white middle aged man lovers out there but shane madej subtly shifting the blame with the whole 'steven, talk about money' feels like a pathetic way to salvage the hip leftist uncle persona he's got going on and you all are waiting for him to return to your embrace like some prodigal son who was forced and didn't go on his own accord

#watcher #they've literally spoken about how all the financial issues fell on steven to figure out #even if steven was the only one pushing for this (which i doubt) shane should've put in time and effort to learn more about his company #you can't put him in a safety bubble saying he didn't want this if all he can do is stay passive #all three of them suck equal amounts of ass in this situation stop telling ryan and shane to separate #they literally own 2/3rds of the company if they didn't want this they could've said so

[heybiji]

I wanted a "damsel in distress" type NPC for a Masks: A New Generation (superhero teens) game I'm gonna run for some friends, so I made Joey Luna, dumb emo boy who is always stumbling into trouble and needs saving. He constantly shows up at school with new injuries.

#masks a new generation #masks: a new generation #masks ttrpg #pbta #emo #emo boy #joey luna #npc #his family actually owns Orbit Insurance which is one of the top insurance companies in the city #not that anyone knows that #they consider him a lost cause but at least they can pay all his medical bills #he's not very smart but he's incredibly friendly #masks: overlook #this game takes place in the early 2000s #sketch #rough #oc #ocs #original character

[43sol]

marriage in all things but name

#tiger and bunny #tiger and bunny 2 #company allows for them both to have their own membership they just didnt #tigers wallet has too many trading cards to fit the costco card #he also not allowed to go without supervision cause of the one time he tried to pick up a whole pallet of mayo #tiger + kaede = food samplers #daddy cant afford anything but he can afford costco! #or at least his young strapping partner can

[petitesmafia]

took Chuuya with me to last week's business trip (´｡• ◡ •｡`) ♡

#travelling with Chuuya #my Chuuya merch album #nakahara Chuuya #my company ended up booking me a room with two beds (again) so he got his own bed #hehe #he's basically an honorary employee or smth

[asavt]

"Please enjoy the freedom I deny to myself don't have"

#What it Means to Dream #fnaf au #fnaf oc #fnaf daycare attendant #fnaf sun #fnaf puppet #fnaf nightmarionne #Mimi #Maria #The usual for Maria would be send out Mimi with Helpi to get him anything necessary #usually just helpi when the things he needs are small #I imagine that after a while of having repaired the DA #Maria starts to send them with Mimi outside #so they get to see what they did not while in the pizzaplex and get them used to it #since well #Maria did get them outof the burned down building to spite the company #and also because he thought he could get some extra help #Mimi has its own set of tasks to do #my art #digital art #fan art #art

[magneticflower]

My favorite thing to think about is how it seems like whenever Kaz gets antsy about his skills, he decides it's time to steal something, and he drags Inej along with him likely under the ruse of, 'I've got to make sure you're keeping your thieving skills sharp, Wraith,' but it's really just his version of a date.

Incidentally, it's also the only time Inej actually enjoys stealing.

#six of crows #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #kanej #he had to steal that painting for his own sense of self... but that didn't mean he couldn't have company in the process

[annie-also-draws]

Hades Charmes brain rot dump

Domestic Charmes Modern Au for my needs bc there’s not enough art of them HNNNNG (bless you AO3 writers)

Some designs for Hermes. (Charon’s still in the backlog in my head rn). Hermes with glasses anyone??? 😭

I’m in the deep trenches of making my own Au where Hermes and Charon are finance bros (god of commerce and the god who collects gold, duh, ain’t no way they’re dirt poor).

There’s plenty of fics that display Hermes as the black sheep of the family who’s running his own life away from his family doing odd jobs and barely hangs on (no hate I love them!!!) but there’s not enough Rich! Hermes out there so I just gotta insert my own brain rot. Charon and Hermes working for rival finance companies (one deal with future investment and one deal with settlement money/clauses after one’s death (idk if it’s a real thing but meh)

Check the tags for the synopsis lol AO3 style

Bless Jen Zee for long hair Hermes bc all the hairstyle I can conjure from this 😩🙏

The glasses started as a goofy accessory and ended up staying. Longsighted-Hermes who can’t see things that are close to him and uses contact lenses at work 👁️👁️. Only wears glasses at home (with Charon). Grows very little beard and is perpetually tired bc overworked! Hermes is so canon.

#hades game #hades 2 #charmes #hermes hades #charon hades #enemies to lovers #alternative universe #office au #modern au #finance bros Charmes #domestic fluff #using Hermes other aspects as god of commerce and trickster #Hermes is a smart boy #he’s his own boss #dude went behind his company to usurp his Father and unite with his lover #dickbag daddy Zeus is still canon #from hades 2 dialogue where he disses Hermes #but no worries Charon is there for Hermes #so does house of hades #other olympians are chill tho #including Hera bc that woman needs a fucking break #angst with happy ending

[hurricanes-art]

AU where Murtagh inherited Morzan's heterochromia

#eragon #inheritance cycle #murtagh #murtagh morzansson #eragon shadeslayer #my art #fool proof plan 😎 #murtagh to ajihad: identifiable features? never hear of her. no i cant take the glasses off. #murtagh should get to be the stupid one sometimes. as a treat #but imagine the first time eragon notices he comments that his eyes are interesting and look cool #and murtagh gets emotional bc hes one of the only ones who doesnt associate it with morzan #and it reminds him that he can be his own person in eragons company