#he wouldn’t

[pixel-ninja]

What song would he sing? 🎶

#monkey wrench #shrike sanchez #art #artists on tumblr #zeurel #funny #meme #tumblr sexyman #music #the song i had in mind while making this was #talking in your sleep #but realistically #he wouldn’t #heartbreaking 💔 #amii art

[solazu1]

watching people make Tim move to a city is so fucking funny you’re all insane

#he wouldn’t #there’s no need for an elaboration #why New York WHY IS IT ALWAYS NEW YORK #if you’re putting him in New York at least like make him go upstate where it’s all nice and quiet #marble hornets art

[a-small-writer-in-a-big-world]

I can’t wait to add pet names into the roommate series because you can’t convince me that Simon wouldn’t unironically use the corniest names out there

#the roommates series #the guy who tells dad jokes #would definitely say corny shit #for shits and giggles #you can’t convince me #he wouldn’t #simon ghost riley #simon ghost riley x reader #mw2 ghost

[hookliner]

him calling me his girlfriend and teasing the shit out of me for liking it …

#thinking... #he wouldn’t #but he could #and he might #but he wouldn’t #mlm #t4t #lgbtq #mlm t4t #t4t mlm #queer #gay #bisexual #t4t nsft #mlm nsft

[myrandom-fandomlife]

so show jere would never join a frat or cheat on belly but that’s a conversation for season 3

#like #he wouldn’t #book jere really wouldn’t either #so i hope they change book 3 a lot #the summer i turned pretty #jeremiah fisher

[sasukesun]

why people include sakura in sasuke’s birthday stuff? he does not want to spend his day with her

#he wouldn’t #ramblings i don’t feel like tagging #sasuke day

[dearbraus]

#fawn makes a poll #yeah ik xiao isn’t in here yet again but the answer is no #he wouldn’t #we all know who the right answer is anyways /lh

[theshadowrealmismyhome]

I fucking didn’t end up doing anything for Bakura Friday, Not because I forgot to, I was very aware of the event, I just knowingly and stressfully procrastinated the hell out of acknowledging it, and I feel like Bakura would understand

#he wouldn’t #he’s actually trying to set me on fire with his mind right now as we speak #yu gi oh #yugioh #bakura #bakura ryou #yami bakura

[james-sunshine-potter]

What if the reason James didn’t have his wand before his death was because he wasn’t going up against Voldermort?

What if it was because the person who had their drawn up against them was Peter?

Because, well, James would never want to hurt Peter.

So he left his want behind, because he never ever thought Peter would ever hurt him.

Peter. The kid who quietly asked to sit in the same carriage as him because all the other were full. The kid who stuck by his side throughout the entire sorting ceremony because he didn’t know anyone else as willing as James to let him stick by his side. The kid who looked so thankful to be in Gryffindor because at least he’d know someone who was nice to him.

The kid who turned in a teen with a group of friends he never thought he’d have. A secret he spilled with James but made him promise he’d never spill. The teen who was a little too nervous, so he’d stick with James. And James never minded. The teen who’s heart was always in the right place even if it didn’t seem like it.

The teen who turned it an adult willing to fight a war. Who he fought with side by side. The adult who protected him and cared for him. Who comforted him after Marlene’s murder.

Because it was Peter. The person he trusted with his secret because why would secret break it?

He wouldn’t have a reason, right?

Well, James is on the wrong side of the want to keep thinking like that.

#OK JUST HEAR ME OUT ON THIS #voldermort would do it to teach Peter a lesson on him being a traitor #to make sure he’d never betray him voldermort made sure James was aware of Peter’s betrayal #and made Peter live with that till the day he died #the look in James’ eyes #because obviously James didn’t stand down #he wouldn’t #james potter #petter pettigrew #voldermort #maurder era #jsp headcannon #jsp- marauder era #regulus black #jegulus #sunseeker #starchaser #sirius black #remus lupin #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #jsp fic ideas

[sapphic-sasuke]

Let’s face it no matter what people say as defenses “ His Hokage, his busy!” etc. ita pretty damn clear Naruto doesn’t want to be around his kids. Which also makes him a hypocrite given how many times he complained about being ignored as a child.

it’s character assassination imo like okay make him a useless lying ninja president it fits w his useless philosophy but a neglectful dad????? drawing the fucking line!!!!!

#asks #naruto critical #anti boruto #not my baby naruto #he wouldn’t

[sheriffslop]

Hello Rain Code fandom, take a sketch of the local dilf. 💋✨🥂

#yakou furio #master detective archives: rain code #rain code #lop's art !! #( feat. my oc but I know what you guys would rather see ) #this man can choke me #he wouldn’t #but he’s allowed to

[wibble-wobbegong]

watching brba and now i can’t stop thinking about the party running meth metropolis. megadrug central

#it’s fun to me #yk if he /really/ wanted to i get mike could cook meth #he wouldn’t #but he could

[headofrdi]

Out of the Office

I want to change the name of the second dog rick got to something else until I checked the name I wanted to use and it feels like people would just think he was saying “Sara” with an OwO voice.

#outoftheoffice #he wouldn’t #he’s just using a name of a character from a Japanese show #and it took a second of saying it in my head to realize the issue

[stxrry-dxys]

i had a dream last night that shigaraki watches ben shapiro

#idk why it had nothing to do with the rest of the dream #and like #he wouldn’t #but i had to experience it and now so do the rest of you #shigaraki tomura #tac talks

[millificent]

Every Nico Di Angelo fan focusing more on the background of the episode than the actual plot

#I wanted something! #I understand why they couldn’t show them #but a girl’s voice calling ‘Nico!’ or even a ‘Ghost King’ high score #(shhh I know that wouldn’t work with the timeline but nor does the entire episode) #edit: thank you to the people who pointed out that we hear him (so glad he’s Italian too!) #pjo #pjo series #pjo tv show #Percy Jackson #Percy Jackson spoilers #pjo spoilers #Nico Di Angelo #solangelo #also for the record I didn’t make the picture I saw it on Twitter and knew the perfect use for it

[oopdeathnote]

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

#death note #light yagami #american psycho #patrick bateman #you could put patrick bateman in deathnote and he wouldn’t even seem particularly out of place tbh #i don’t actually like american psycho that much i just keep getting funny #patrick bateman posts on my pinterest feed #original post