#he’s trying okay

[urhoneycombwitch]

reader hanging out at Eddie's house with him and it's all fine and dandy but their clothes are just driving them nuts. Like either their jeans are digging uncomfortably into their waist or their bra is just killing them and it's just nagging at the back of their mind until they snap like, "Eddie, I can't do this anymore."

which is a terrible choice of words to suddenly blurt out because now he's panicking like did he do something wrong? You just want to break up all of the sudden?!

and reader's like "No! please can I take my pants/bra off." because they don't want it to be weird that they're just getting undressed at his place (I figure this is probably early days tbh because after a while, r just walks into his room already taking off whatever's uncomfortable)

and Eddie's brain is spinning from the whiplash of thinking he was getting dumped to Oh! Boobs/Legs!

this feels very autistic!Reader coded👆😍

like totally breezing past the fact that you just accidentally delivered the worst news of your boyfriend’s liiiiife because you can’t THINK with how tight the band of your bra is

and while Eddie sputters and chokes on his words like “w-what?! what did I do? 😨” you’re reaching into your shirt to get the clasps of your bra off, sighing with relief as soon as it loosens

“sorry, not you- I couldn’t deal with this.” your bra comes out of your t-shirt sleeve with one smooth pull, like a neat party trick, and you dangle it by its strap on a pointed finger. “sorry, handsome. didn’t mean to scare you.”

Eddie’s adrenaline is spiked again but this time blood travels south, ‘cuz he’s taking the bra from you and laying it neatly over the back of the couch with a gulp. “uh- yeah. yep. sure. all good 😳”

just full staring at your breasts which are now way easier to see through just your flimsy shirt material.

and you’re like “well 🙂 at least you’re being subtle about it like a gentleman.”

#lmaoooooo #he’s trying okay #eddie munson x reader #lu’s anons #eddie munson #e.m. thots from lu #Eddie Munson x autistic!reader #autistic!reader

[peacesmovingcabaret]

To think they left out the best Spider-Man in the trailer:

#across the spiderverse #into the spider verse #spider man #spider monster #he’s trying okay #sesame street #spider Grover #spiderverse

[byuuli]

grandpa

#fire emblem awakening #fe awakening #fe13 #validar #morgan #yeah im a validar apologist #he’s trying okay #every holiday ylisse gets mass packages sent from the king of plegia and they’re all presents addressed to morgan #him and robin are still on bad terms. just to add drama #if ur delusional enough all of this is true

[wellthebardsdead]

Zenyatta: When in a relationship physical contact is important, with consent of course. But you can still instigate it and if they lean into it that counts as consent, they enjoy your touch. But if they pull away, apologise and promise to correct the action in the future. Observe. *gently places his hand on genjis ass*

Genji: *looks a little surprised but leans back into zen giving him a smooch*

Ramattra: … *places his hand on Hanzos ass* …

Hanzo: *grabs his hand and puts it on his chest* there’s nothing down there to grab, try here instead.

Ramattra: … *looks at zenyatta* results inconclusive I need boyfriend assistance-

#he’s trying okay #also this is just how consent works for me and my closest friends #other people have different types of consent because different things work for different people! #always ask if uncertain the results may surprise you #overwatch #overwatch shitposts #hanzo shimada #genji shimada #zenyatta #ramattra #genyatta #ramzo

[neonsheepe]

VLC.exe is not responding

-> Close the program

-> Wait for the program to respond

#Tron #tron legacy #rinzler #tron fanart #rinzler fanart #memes #sheepe art #he’s trying okay #tronblr

[gojoest]

domesticity with sukuna where you prepare breakfast together but the mailman comes and knocks on your door and you’re like “honey, can you take care of that for me, please?” but he gets it wrong. ends up dismantling the man and you sigh to yourself like “again? this is the fifth one already” as you help him mop the blood off the floor

#— ai rambles #he’s trying okay #you just have to be more clear with wording things

[hehosts]

if ren is morally questionable sometimes, then why so handsome

#he’s trying okay

[antvnger]

“Stop acting like you support me and my hero work. We both know that if you could keep me small forever you would”

@arandomnerdsrp358

“You’re right! If I could I would, and I’m not denying that.

But since I can’t, then the best thing I can do is support you and your hero work and help prepare you for it as best as I can, Peanut.”

#rpscottlang #scott lang #ant-man #arandomnerdsrp358 #cassie lang #peanut #stature #he’s trying okay #lol #ant man #antman

[hallwyeoo]

I am a regular normal person who totally doesn’t forget to mention Binghe being affectionate because I see it as a given… I totally don’t love him so much…. No way….

#svsss #luo binghe #mxtx svsss #text post #bingqiu #shen yuan #mxtx #shen qingqiu #bingyuan #scumbag self saving system #he’s so babygirl #so so so babygirl #he’s actually deranged but #who cares #he’s TRYING okay #i love pathetic men #because it means that Binghe IS allowing himself to be something other than untouchable and strong #and that’s HUGE #when he was all put together and distant and angry and sad after the abyss it hurt me because like #I GET why you’re not crying and I understand why you’re doing what you’re doing but it’s having the opposite intended effect #if Binghe just started bawling and shaking and choking out ‘Shizun’ when they reunited svsss would be significantly shorter #cause sqq would IMMEDIATELY switch to ‘oh god what the fuck no that’s my Binghe why is he crying what?? who made him cry????’ #Shen yuan loves his mental gymnastics

[mosiee]

David, on the phone: okay Jack where are you?

Jack: I’m right under a cloud that looks like a lion

David: can you be more specific?

Jack: Mufasa

#he’s trying okay #but he’s kinda dumb #who said what #92sies #newsies #newsies live #david jacobs #jack kelly #mos rants #100

[vorta-vortex]

*something blows up in the distance*

Sisko: O’Brien what did you do?

O’Brien: My best

#he’s trying okay #commander sisko #captain sisko #benjamin sisko #miles o’brien #deep space nine #star trek deep space nine #deep space 9 #ds9 #st ds9

[turnipartt]

That one time he didn’t run away

We had a pretty funny loop last session. Usually Marlo just runs whenever there is a fight but since we were fighting mortals for once (the worst kind too) he took the chance and experimented a little. He did hit a few times, he managed to dodge most things his enemy threw at him but in the end Emilia took over. (But hey, my boy finally has a gun after learning how hard they are to come by in Europe and no, him having a gun isn’t really a good thing)

#marlobeldon #praguebynight #vtm v5 #vtm ventrue #vtm #vtm art #vtm oc #vtm memes #vampire oc #vampire the masquerade #vamily #ttrpg art #oc artist #he’s trying okay #it was great #ten out of ten

[a-toxic-person]

I don’t understand when people r like: Takemitchi IS suCh a USeleSS MC!!!!!

Like girl 🤨 we all know that if u were in his position u wouldn’t be able to save shit too??? Poor guy just got shoved in front of a train and decided that he would at least attempt to save the lives of a bunch of people he knew for less than a couple years, leave him alone mate 😟 and ig it makes the plot more realistic in the sense that it isn’t some sappy happy fairytale story 😒. Thanks for coming to my TED talk 🥺

Like Ik he ain’t the coolest but cut him some slack 😭 he’s tryinnggg

#tokyo revengers #tr takemichi #hanagaki takemichi #tokyorev #literally why #i just don’t get it #he’s trying okay #Hanagaki Takemitchi #him <3 #thanks for coming to my ted talk #damn 😔

[zoroark-in-disguise]

After discussing with friends I have concluded that Tenko would definitely act like one of those Facebook grandpas that barely know how the internet works

#he’s trying okay #pokemon #zoroark #hisuian zoroark #pokemon oc #tenko zoroark #thank you daily-zoroarks for making me realize I should tag these guys lol

[kingslayern7]

Viserys in the books Viserys in HotD

#game of thrones #house targaryen #house of the dragon #king viserys #princess rhaenys targaryen #princess rhaenyra #asoiaf #he’s trying okay

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

while we wait.

may i offer you all a pubby?? lil bby barns?

#i would like to Squeeze Him Full Strength #look at him!!! so proud that he tracked mud everywhere!!! what a good boy!!!! #listen listen. im a cat person. but barnaby..... #in my mind ms beagle is trying to be stern but hes just So Darn Cute #we are ms beagle pov #scribble garnish #welcome home #barnaby b beagle #welcome home puppet show #no okay but real talk the potential of barnaby's backstory has me close to tears #like hes just a little orphaned puppy... he was ORPHANED #WHAT A FUCKING DETAIL TO INCLUDE LIKE???? OWIE???? #did she find him in a waterlogged cardboard box in the rain... just a lil puppy abandoned by the roadside.... #OHHHHHH IM GONNA TEAR UP IF I KEEP THINKING ABOUT IT #who would abandon such a sweet boy.... #listen im weak to animals #but im Especially weak to innocent lil bby animals who are abandoned/orphaned... #like theyre just little guys who deserve all the love in the world... pure and full of love... discarded.... #WAILING AND SOBBING AND EATING YARN LIKE SPAGHETTI