Markers are so out of my comfort zone when it comes to art mediums. But here we go anyway, have a Jester Lavorre
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Of course Hozier keeps bees. The man is his own goddamn fanfic AU.
Random beekeeping fact: Sebastian Vettel (retired F1 driver) set up bee hotels at the Japanese Gran Prix to raise awareness for biodiversity and bees' role in supporting, well, everything.
If you would like to read a beekeeping AU, I can recommend A Little Honey and A Little Sun (Captain America, Steve/ Bucky) by kvikindi and Liquid Gold by perkynurples (OFMD, Ed/Stede).
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Got the rerun notification last night at the same time a bee farm I bought candles from once sent me a marketing promo... impeccable
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Can someone draw Jester and Deanna joyfully saying “hello, bees!” to the fire bugs?
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So Jason Statham's oeuvre* tends to be what I call "airplane movies". The ones you watch because you're half brain-dead from sitting in a giant tin can for multiple hours. I have fond memories of watching The Transporter on a flight back from the Netherlands. (Unfortunately I was not on a plane when I watched Hobbes and Shaw, which is very bad.)
There is a new movie of his called The Beekeeper.
I legit could not stop laughing. Not just because this is the most ridiculous thing ever, but because I thought the title was referring to some sort of AU**.
Beekeeping is a very pastoral sort of occupation, cottagecore without the fascism. Less physically taxing than farming (even a hobby farm is a lot of work). It's caretaking but not in a way that's associated with femininity even though the most important bees are female. (Do worker bees really have a sex? They don't reproduce.)
Anyways. I need to get high off my ass and watch this because it looks entertainingly terrible.
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* To my knowledge the only movies that do not fit this are Spy and the two early Guy Ritchie movies he was in, back when Guy Ritchie was actually good.
** There is a blog post about the sorts of professions that pop up in fandom AUs and what it says about wish fulfillment for our blorbos.
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A hip quiver has gotta be one of the top ten accessories for feeling confident and badass
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😭😭😭
This happened the other day.
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