#help my sons please

[mo-mode]

AU where Mr. D claiming to be Percy’s dad accidentally counts as Claiming according to Greek god law or whatever and now all the other gods legitimacy believe Percy is his son, but if Mr. D corrects it, he has to explain to Zeus why he pretended he was Percy’s dad so now he’s like “YEP ol’ Perry Johansson is MY child wowie just look at the little fry, you have your mother’s eyes. Please stop standing next to water or you will blow my cover”

Meanwhile Poseidon is just standing off to the side like “how on earth did I dodge THAT bullet”

#EVEN BETTER if Mr D tries to keep his cover by actually treating him like a son #Clarisse doesn’t mess with him cuz after the toilet fiasco Mr D is like “I will feed you to my cult young lady!! good job Peter :) #Percy is like “hey dad why can I control water “and Mr D is like …ever heard of that guy that turned it to wine?? #Mr D: PLEASE just help me I can’t keep it a secret for much longer Mr. Brunner: you told him his brother was JESUS??? #percy jackson #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson the lightning thief #dionysus #Mr D

[wheeler-fan]

I don't want to be rude but it's Friday. Friday Mr. Ross. On Fridays you should give us some tasty nasty snacks because if you haven't noticed, everyone is already starving here because of you, first of all I would like to mention my son whose birthday is on Sunday and I would like to politely inform you that I will gladly accept any of his new content in connection with this sweet opportunity ☺️ and time is running out Mr. Ross, time is running out.

#stranger things #mike wheeler #byler #st5 #stranger things season 5 #stranger things 5 #mike wheeler please come back #where's my son #i swear #send help #st #<— target audience

[apparently-artless]

✧✦✧ JJK S02E08 ✦ ITADORI YUUJI ✧✦✧

#jjk #jjkedit #jujutsu kaisen #jjk spoilers #itadori yuuji #animeedit #animangaboys #anime gif #usertorichi #userdabiluna #userinahochi #usersophies #tuserelena #usernikiforova #useradrienne #userokkottsus #usermoonz #usermica #artsgifs #please help!! my son is so pink!! lol i made these tho XD

[demigod-of-the-agni]

the silly...

taken from this post from the spiderversemovie account on instagram

#i'm like very deranged over the boy. he is my everything #give me one blurry pixel of him and i will juice the hell out of it until i go into pavitr withdrawal again #i miss my son #the only reason i follow this account is because i am delulu and think i can get a pavitr short film or some shit if i beg hard enough #it is not working. please help me #i feel like the meme where the guy goes “hello. how are you. i am under the water. please help me. here too much raining weahaahah T-T” #pavitr prabhakar #spider man #spider man india #atsv pavitr #atsv #across the spiderverse #agnirambles

[pasta-pardner]

spotify | john marston's revenge quest, set to music from 1960s spaghetti westerns.

Fun detail: the opening cutscene for Red Dead Revolver (2004) features an instrumental version of "His Name Is King". The lyrical version is oddly fitting for John, given that it's a song about seeking vengeance for a dead brother.

#red dead #rdr2 #john marston #arthur morgan #pardner playlists #pardner posts #tagging arthur in this bc even tho its a john-centric playlist.. its about the way john grieves arthur #y'all know me !!! im always a sucker for a revenge story!!! #so i cant help but dwell on johns attitude of ~i will throw away my chance at a future because i'm stuck in the past grieving you~ #like thats a banger. thats a good revenge story. the ultimate act of devotion is also an ultimate act of betrayal. #this is admittedly a kind of pulpy playlist and im embracing that. im a fan of 'horse opera' westerns and im attaching that to epilogue joh #anyways. all the songs on this playlist were released btwn 1966 - 1971 so its definitely a vintage vibe. #i tried to match that vintage energy with the graphic design. the cover art is screenshots of rdr2 that i've /heavily/ edited in photoshop #i wanted the images to look like those oil and/or acrylic paintings done for old movie posters #it took a lot of filter adjustments and paint-overs to get to this stage. i spent a lot of time on it. (please clap) #i initially wanted john to be wearing arthur's hat for this but . hdkhjdf ran into some difficulties sourcing usable screenshots. #i refuse to accept unmodded epilogue john as canon. i dont know what you think that thing is but that is not my son etc etc. #its jmrp or bust for me #most of the jmrp screengrabs i could turn into a workable composition featured the john hat so i just went with that. unfortunate but mehh #sidenote. plz click for quality bc a lot of the paint texturing in these covers gets lost in the compression #alight yall. have fun with the playlist !! lmk if u end up giving it a listen. #rdr2 spoilers #🤠 #art

[soldrawss]

Allright kiddos, gonna need your help!

If we can get my LFLS animatic 50k more views by the end of the year, I'll have a VERY special LFLS themed surprise for you all! Trust me, its gonna be a goodie!

Allright kiddos, gonna need your help!

@eternalglitch

#my art #rottmnt #tmnt #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt lfls #lfls #lfls fanart #like father like son #YOOOOO GUYS BOOST THIS PLEASE #lets get it to 1mil please and thank you!!!! #got a special treat for you all if you do #glitch is even helping me with thjs so you KNOW shits gonna go DOWN #Youtube

[withoutheartwedallfallapart]

I woke up, checked in and was confused as to why daniel radcliffe had taken over the byler tag.

#byler #please help my sleep deprived brain #i scrolled past this pic several times and my brain was like “yup thats radcliffe” #HOW DID I NOT RECOGNIZE MY OWN SON WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM???!! #he looks so ill 🥺

[tubbytarchia]

I know CC Jimmy goes along with the bullying etc bits all playfully and isn't actually hurt and that's cool!! But as far as C Jimmy goes that last SOS episode fucking broke me. I cant take this that was so SO dreadful to get through. I love you CC Jimmy but the way your character gets treated against his will hahahahahha god I will. I need to kill someone

#blabber #Im also just biased against maid outfit stuff lol sorry hot take. Please put him in a dress sure by all means. That Empires dress rocked #But maid stuff hnnnnnggggggg especially when it relates to humiliation #help him please help my son #Jimmy run idc who you owe just run #I mean it when I say it was dreadful lol I wanted to stop watching but I forced myself for the lore #also like all the power to people who do wanna draw him in maid stuff and humiliated etc you do you #Im not here to police you haha just my personal thoughts relating to the vid

[whaalless]

I’ve fallen into the inevitable Destiny brainrot so here's my goofy little titan guy I forgot to post earlier on here

#the shitness from Destiny 2 ate my son #I’m so stoked for the Final Shape expansion it’s gonna be so awesome hopefully #here’s my silly little exo titan oc #please help me l've officially fallen into the inevitable Destiny brainrot #digital art #destiny the game #destiny art #destiny 2 #destiny fanart #destiny oc #destiny exo #destiny titan #the shitness #the witness #idk what else to tag #im all out of tags at this point #skajillies

[unshatters-your-teacup]

I know it’s because it’s a kids show and they’re going for easy character identification but My Adventures with Superman implying that Clark might have needed glasses as a kid before he figured out he had powers is so funny to me

#I don’t think Martha Kent would have slapped some glasses on him just for fun lmao #please help our alien son he can’t see the board in class #clark kent #my adventures with superman

[linvaniin]

teru is trying his best

#teruki hanazawa #mp100 #mob psycho 100 #mp100 fanart #mp100 teru #terumob #digital doodle #someone please help this poor kid out #sorry teru mob is still in his straight era /lh #he is so silly teru is my cringefail son who I love very much

[emblazons]

I know I'm trying for on a creative/analytical hiatus (just to clear my head/get back into the groove of new schedules in my real life) BUT:

This is the quote The Duffers included with The Piggyback script release, and…well, I know for a fact it’s not all about Mike, but it certainly applies to him as much as anyone else. I’ve said once, and I’ve said it a thousand times: you were meant to feel like you lost S4–no arc is “done,” nothing was “resolved,” and to think so is to fundamentally misunderstand the story aka that god forsaken "I love you" (x9) did nothing to fix things.

—still, and as they've said repeatedly: even though the penultimate season felt like everyone lost, including the characters who aren’t Eleven aka Mike and Will …what The Duffers ultimately want is to give kids hope that they can overcome anything?

People who struggled in high school, who are struggling to “fit in" and struggling with acting "normal—"

—and who are trying to understand who they are—

—felt hopeless this season...but are going to feel like they can overcome anything....& run out of the darkness and into the light? 😂

I just. You don't even need to focus on the fact that he's also in love with Will to figure out wtf is happening here, and yet people remain clueless about how he's moving away from El and toward Will 😭 Sort through the themes of the show, and you can figure out the ending. With the duffers, that’s just how it is, and I’ve been saying it’s critical to understand the story and Mike’s arc for several months.

#byler #LIKE PLEASE COME ON NOW #this is about Mike in so many ways help #people act so WILLFULLY obtuse about this boy so often calling him oblivious or unaware of himself/his feelings and it KILLS me. HE KNOWS! #one day I'm just gonna do the comprehensive Mike post. for the people who aren't just 'if its byler anything's fine' (like me lol) #like? this is my son. you will not reduce him to a love interest & willfully make him dumber for a ship EVEN IF I LIKE IT. just the facts! #mike wheeler #will byers #mike wheeler core #duffer brothers #st interviews #my st commentary #stranger things #the me tag

[hayaku14]

kuroba toichi you need to stay dead or im going to fucking kill you myself

#you sick son of a bitch #if you truly love your son you wouldnt be alive #it's bad enough that you basically left the mantle for your teenage son to take up but you actually being alive???????? #you just out there living your life while your son is destroying his relationships chasing after something that you started???????? #his very motivation is your death and it's not even real??? the utter fucking betrayal??? #and maybe being kid has kade him a better magician and has helped him find out more about himself #but he shouldve been able to have a choice if he even wanted to be kid at all it shouldnt have been a responsibility pushed upon him #AND IF YOU ARE FUCKING ALIVE AND YOU'RE JUST WATCHING YOUR SON RUNNING AWAY FROM THE POLICE WITH PRIDE INSTEAD OF GUILT YHEN YOU CAN #GO FUCK YOURSELF #Honestly the worst #also that theory that maybe chikage is travelling the world because she KNOWS toichi is alive and she's with her elevates this fuckery into #a whole different level #anyway go read cuethesun's tomorrow and the next day #good fucking food and bad parent chikage and toichi enjoyers will be pleased ;> #lol #dc prattles #as much as i want happy everybody is alive kuroba family #i need touichi and chikage if she knows too to feel the repercussions of their horrible parenting and i need kaito to be able to let himself #feel the hurt and betrayal that he is justified to feel even if he is happy that his dad is alive #but i dont trust gosho to handle that nicely if anything i think hes gonna just handwave it and wont address it properly #anyway my point is i just need more hurt and angry kaito also if shinichi is there im happy #sorry i sneaked in a kaishin i cant stop the brainrot unfortunately theres no cure 🤚😔 #ALSO DONT GET ME STARTED WITH BAD PARENT KUDOS OOOOOHHHH

[cloverfnaf]

HELPY??

#WHAT IS THIS IN REFERENCE TO MY SON #fnaf help wanted 2 spoilers #help wanted 2 spoilers #help wanted 2 #<Please lmk if I forgot a tag aaa

[nyaskitten]

WOAH GUYS! IT'S MR. BEAST!!! DO YOU THINK HE HAS SOME FREE MO- oh. never mind it is not him. it's just a vicious, rabid, disease-ridden child suffering horribly.

(please reblog this took SOOOO much time)

#damn i wish he would give me some free money man! #I need to buy the crystal king SMH #please. help my son. hes SUFFERING AUGHHH #ALSO I'm testing out some new lighting tricks. #they're not. very good AT THE MOMENT #BUT THEY ARE something #ALSO both poses were done with NO references #ASIDE from the rough sketch of the drawing from the other day #just to get the proportions right! #ninjago #ninjago au #raine's art #lloyd ninjago #ninjago lloyd #lloyd garmadon #harumi ninjago #ninjago harumi #harumi jade #overlord ninjago #ninjago overlord #the forsaken king au #BY THE WAY Harumi wasn't planned AT ALL #it was only after I finished Lloyd that I considered it and just went 'eh. what the fuck let's do it'

[kettledemon]

When I read a canon-divergent fic where Wei Wuxian doesn’t die at the burial mounds I can’t help but think about how Wen Ning is just sitting there in the Jin dungeons. Like wangxian will be making out/talking about their feelings or whatever but Wen Ning is just sitting there, alone. And it’s not like Wei wuxian can even come and get him cause he doesn’t even know Wen Ning is “alive”-

#mdzs #mxtx #wei wuixan #wei ying #lan zhan #lan wangji #wen ning #someone please help my poor son #he’s just a baby boy