#hes a (big) little shit

[dizzybizz]

KAEYA BIRTHDAY ??? ?? i love you mr alberich sir i love you oh so so so much.

uh dialogue for this one but more legible under the cut (and a messy ragbros page)

Klee: Kaeya! Come down here! Kaeya: Oh? heh. What is it, Spark Knight?

Klee: Happy Birthday! It is today? Right? I even double-checked with Albedo and everything but I don't know... Klee: It's a Calla Lily! You like those, right? Kaeya: I certainly do! Thank y- Klee: Oh. Klee: OK OK OK- Kaeya: Hm? Klee: Kaeya you have to promise to not tell Master Jean about this one! Kaeya: You can count on me to keep my lips sealed.

Klee: OK! Close your eyes- eye- and hold out your hands! Kaeya: Mhm! Klee: OK! You can open them! TA-DA~!

Klee: I made a bomb for you! It even has an eyepatch! He can look after you when I'm somewhere else. Take good care of him! Oh yeah- He explodes if you- Kaeya?

Kaeya: Thank you Klee! Thank you very much! Klee: You're VERY welcome Kaeya!

a lil ragbros too.... kaeya and his red siblings amirite (bursts into tears).. also i am so obsessed with chibi diluc saying "bring em in..."

#I LOVE YOU KAEYA #these were all drawn in the past two daysashhsdgg #i was originally planning on starting like at least a week in advance bc i wanted to do one big ambitious piece but that didnt end up happe #ing... instead he gets a little comic a bigger comic and a page and my undivided attention #genshin impact #kaeya alberich #kaeya #genshin impact kaeya #genshin kaeya #im putting em all in here f u #klee #diluc ragnvindr #ragbros #none of that kaeluc shit here alright thank you or go fuck off ok epic #my art #sona #these r all improvised. i went about the klee comic in the stupidest way possible bc apperantly i love making things hard for myself.. #not like it was my fault- it was just supposed to be a concept for a finished piece and not turn into a little comic but i have no self con #rol clearly so now its here and i am jsut kinda sleepy sry #kaeya has been my genshin blorbo for over three years ok i needed to express a little of my feelings about him somehow #OK YAY ITS OFFICIALLY THE 30TH IN MY TIMEZONE SO I CAN POST THIS OK OK YEAH #HAPPY BDAY KAEYA AAAAAAAAAAAAA 😭💖💖💖 #this entire post is just me sobbing over how much i adore him #is this the longest wall of notes from me yet.. idk but it might be #ok anyways i love kaeya a lot send me anything kaeya and i will love you forever and ever and i should really go to sleep now i think #... .kaeya 🥰🥰🥰

[cheeseburgersinparadise]

me, explaining feedism to my partner and showing him stuff that’s hot to me: ITS WEIRD I KNOW ITS WEIRD IM SORRY I LOVE YOU

him, perfectly calm: I appreciate how difficult this is for you and how you’re trusting me completely and being very vulnerable but really all you’ve shown me are pictures of hot fat guys and, hear me out, I don’t think it’s really that weird?

#had another great discussion with him last night #guys maybe feedism isn’t this big scary thing we should be fucked up about liking for years and years #maybe it’s just. not that weird???? #personal chub #I’m also just very lucky that my partner is the incredible person he is #and also a nasty little freak who likes equally weird shit as me

[mugiwara-lucy]

Oda CAN’T STOP with the Luffy Emperor DISRESPECT 😂

#one piece #four emperors #yonko #monkey d luffy #whitebeard #edward newgate #big mom #charlotte linlin #kaido #like seriously he is SUCH a little shit! 🤣😂

[0vergrowngraveyard]

more baby tails variants this wednesday: nine edition

(new yoke sonic belongs to @myymi)

#ik baby nine would act very similarly to baby tails but he just has those instincts to be a little shit #baby craves violence against his big brother #i love shard and nine sm #shard the hedgehog #miles nine prower #unbreakable bond #the brothers ever #wholesome sonic and tails wednesday #art

[snakeredbirdbatkatana]

Damian's panicking.

It was idiotic the moment he saw Grandfather enter Gotham he should have called Father, or Richard even Todd but instead he went on a one man sucide mission.

He knows that he has nothing to prove he didnt have to track Ra's down egaged him in a fight that he can't win.

Especially when he isn't fighting to kill even back in the league trying his hardest he never measured up, his Grandfather has been and will always be untouchable.

He's down katana lost somewhere down below it's almost fitting another Robin dangling off the top of Wayne enterprises. Pearched at his throat a Katana ready to tear through blade sharpenerd that even with only the slight pressure a drop of blood has already rolled down his neck.

He will die again at the hands of another member of his family he seems immortal until it comes to another Al Ghul.

Tears start to slide down he hears grandfathers cruel laughter at how pathetic his grandson is he closes his eyes he doesn't want to see.

A sharp gasp reaches his ears and than a pained moan.

His eyes snap open.

Ra's Al Ghul stands a blade protruding from his heart that is quickly ripped out as he drops to his knees.

Damian's forces his gaze to move from his grandfathers bleeding corpse to the figure holding the blade.

His brother stands in nothing more than his suit he can't help the relieved sob as he pulls himself further away from the edge and throws himself into Tim's waiting arms.

"How did you find me, how did you get here so fast," he forces out through the sobs that's are starting to hurt his chest.

Tim pulls away enough to force Damian's head to gaze up.

"Oh sweetheart, Dami your literally on top of my building, Nevermind that kiddo I'll always find you."

He collapses back into his brothers arms burrowing as far as he can into his chest he doesn't have the energy to do much else other than cling.

He feels Tim shift him so he's carrying Damian as the adrenaline runs out. He doesn't try to fight sleep as he dozes off feeling safer than he ever has with the brother who saved him.

His brother who must have run from whatever meeting he was in without any armor to rescue his little brother. He wasn't saved by Red Robin but by Tim Drake and for once he can't imagine how he ever wished for a different one.

#tim drake #batfamily #bamf tim drake #Imagine Tim looks out his window and sees a dangling Robin and than boy is booking it. The flash doesn't got shit on how fast Tim was #fucking running #Jason is also booking it to Wayne enterprises along with Bruce and Dick everyone is literally running for their lives to get to Damian #Bruce isn't even mad at the corpse well he is a little bit Dick looks two seconds away from ripping his throat out so he is shuting up. #Damian is soooooo getting lectured #also Tim will be chipping his ass #damian wayne #dami loves his brothers #tim drake is a menace #Dami wakes up to all his big brothers gone because they are tearing apart the entire league with their bare hands #jason todd #dick grayson #bruce wayne #batfam #bamf batfamily

[houseswife]

listen I honestly think wilson really enjoyed that little arc where he was cooking every single one of house’s meals. I know he’s house’s main source of food anyway but usually just via ‘stolen’/bought lunch at work. I’m talking about when they lived together in season 2 and his ass made macadamia nut pancakes for breakfast on a WEEKDAY. and pot roast for dinner. so much effort and for what…because house was gobbling that shit up…? yes he complained about it every time but he also had an extra fork on hand when house came home to stuffed peppers. it feeds into his need to be needed complex. the intimate dependency of someone relying on you for sustenance. also why they used food as the metaphor for why house was craving his presence. this is what I mean when I say that wilson deserved a housewife era. house went stir crazy within like 12 seconds of doing all their chores because he requires Stimulation™️ but I’m completely convinced that it would act as enrichment for wilson. if I told him to go make me a sandwich he’d roll his eyes and then passive aggressively make a delicious one. actually that literally happened in son of a coma guy. case closed

#that scene where house finally let him indoors after sitting on the porch for several hours #and wilson is like that’s so mean why did you do that :( #also you didn’t even do the dishes… #n house responds like doooont care. what’s for dinner #& wilson just accepts it 💀 #cmon I know he’s a pushover but he’s not THAT big of a pushover #he likes it #I honestly think that when they were roomates in s6 #house would feign incompetence surrounding domestic tasks #like ‘oh my leg hurts I can’t fix the sink’ #not for his own benefit #but because wilson is 1. canonically a little ocd (I say this as someone with ocd) about shit around the home #and 2. thrives off of feeling useful #hilson would’ve survived mac and dennis move to the suburbs #house md #greg house #gregory house #hilson #house/wilson #james wilson #hatecrimes md

[pencil-for-a-dog]

I just need a fanfic where everyone thinks that Wes keeps saying that Danny and Phantom are the same person because he has a crush on both of them and it's in his negation phase.

He does not. He swear he doesn't. You just don't understand. There's a whole investigation made by himself to PROVE that they're, indeed, the same person.

And they go all like, yes Wes, we know you are a little bit crazy about love but we respect and support you as long as you don't become a stalker or worse. We accepted ghosts, we can accept a poly boy.

And Danny doesn't help. He's all "oh Wea, I didn't know you think so good about me 😳😳😳" And Wes all "I DON'T" and Sam/Tuxker all "You don't treat my child like that."

Phantom,on the other side starts to flirt with him, jokingly. Dedicating him some wins, throwing him kisses, winking an wye in his direction, etc.

Amity Park is sure that there's a whole love triangle and it's kind of fucked up because in one side we have the strongest ghost and in the other side we have tiny child from ghost busters. That's drama.

It's their fucking novel, tea, whatever. They eat this shit, they inhale it, they live and only live for this shit. This is THE Drama.

Wes just wants to cry at this point.

#danny phantom #Danny phantom au #Dp Au #danny fenton being a little shit #danny fenton #wes weston #amity park #they're really supportive until you commit the big crimes #Wes is indeed in love with both of them but he doesn't knows lol #Danny might and will fall for this messy boy #How was this ship called #unidentified flying ship #i think it was #Wes Weston x Danny Fenton #it would be so good #if aomeone writes this one down

[cupophrogs]

Hey DD. How have you been. You’ve been quiet.

“Thankfully, most of the vending machines are intact and full, so we won’t be starving while Cherub’s leg heals. Thing has caught him trying to sneak out far too many times.”

#He calls Drew Cherub :]] #off topic but both me and one of my dnd buddies have a character named after Christian angels #we studied that shit to help write stuff for our little guys #I’m not religious but BOY OH BOY do I love references #Drew sing choral music when he’s sad 😔 #also yes that line is from a real piece of music #it’s from ‘Song to the Moon (La Luna)’ by #Randal Stroope #it’s #so so pretty #phrart #art #ask phrog #ask the three d’s #the three d’s #dogday #dogday poppy playtime #poppy playtime #poppy playtime chapter 3 #he’s a big boo

[jennydolfen]

Orym and Will being romantic (minicomic)

#critical role #critical role fanart #jenny dolfen #orym x will #orym of the air ashari #big moon little moon #together forever in dragon shit #orym may conjure flowers left and right but he's NOT romantic AT ALL

[larrylimericks]

6Oct23

With hues blue and green, Lou was tinged, Sang ‘7’ in Barça, then grinned Cos sharing is caring And H still likes wearing Lou’s jumper — Um, bro, they’re unhinged.

#larry #harry #harry styles #louis #louis tomlinson #the umbro shirt #the fucking umbro shirt #i was literally just thinking the other day how big a deal that was #and how we haven't gotten anything unhinged in ages #and how wild it would be to see harry in it again but knowing that would never happen #and yet #AND harry chose to wear it to be widely seen #as he was with tyler and kid on a pap walk #wearing a blue jacket and drinking a green smoothie to boot! #of course the other larent arsehole couldn't be outdone #so at his show in barcelona tonight louis bluegreened #and sang 7 like the little shit he is #and smirked after the line in chicago that says 'i bet sometimes you still like to wear my jumper' #nothing like a little unhinged larry to reel me back in #limerick-lt #limerick-hs #october 6 #2023 #discarded rhyme: #H woke up and went for a plunder / then sported the world's eighth great wonder

[chickenoptyrx]

Also I drew sentos again :D the photos are from 2 different Flickr accounts, top 1 here and bottom one here

Then the usual bit: sentos are a saiyan variant created by @bahnloopi and I like drawin em :U read more about their lore here

#sento saiyans #im naming litte dude bruh #cause big guy is rus #so 1. hes little bruh #but 2. sento naming convention is like bathroom items #so their names are both chunks from brush #and that my bull shit retcon :U

[lerrryyyyy]

Villain!Izuku AU but his villain aesthetic is still his iconic shirts

Tomura hates those shirts because when people see Izuku, they tend to take their group less seriously, and that pisses him off.

Izuku finds it kind of funny how worked up Tomura gets. Sometimes he purposely makes the shirts as silly as possible just to see Tomura rage about it.

But aside from Izuku just genuinely liking the shirts, they also serve the purpose of making people drop their guards around him - giving him better opportunities to observe and gather information w/o their suspicion.

Doesn't mean Tomura hates the shirts less though.

°°°°°°

Tomura: You're coming on this raid. At least wear a fucking costume

Izuku: Ok

Izuku:

Tomura, seeing the jacket in front: Fcking finally! It was time you upgraded your equipment!

Tomura, seeing the jacket's back: *makes incoherent angry noises while attempting to decay Izuku, who happily dodges his hands*

°°°

Do not edit or repost my art.

#bnha #midoriya izuku #deku #villain deku #my hero academia #au rants #artworks #i just like the idea of izuku just looking non-intimidating #and using that to his advantage #but actually being one of the most dangerous people in the room #he can be intimidating if he wanted to #but thats no fun #and it wont annoy tomuchan #they have a sibling-like dynamic in this #and izuku is the baby brother who likes being a little shit to annoy his big brother

[tallymali]

boyf left the house to go to the pub and ended up accidentally leading the search for a missing child?? predicaments follow this man everywhere

#long story short the kids carers dont know the area well #were standing out on the trail panicking in the dark with just their phone lights on #boyf walks past and they ask him if hes seen a kid or if he knows where she could have gone #this area is all little trails through trees and marsh and streams #and he grew up here so he was like ah fuck theres so many places #he says give me a minute #runs back to grab his fluorescents and big torch #then went back and was giving ppl directions on where to check #cops turn up and they dont fuckin know the area either #so they’re asking him about all the different trails and shit #quite the situation

[0vergrowngraveyard]

i paused at the right time. what in the world is that smirk, you little man

#the dialogue is literally #sonic: can we at least wait until my ribs have healed properly #tails: no #hes such a little shit in boom i love him #local little guy enjoys watching his big brother get injured repeatedly #says its for "science” #truly the little brother of all time #miles tails prower #sonic the hedgehog #unbreakable bond #the brothers ever #sonic boom

[azzydoesstuff]

people on steam discussion forums when making the game takes time and the developer has a life instead of slaving away 23 hours a day for to make them free updates twice a week:

#zeekerss has said that he's going through some crazy changes in his life rn #and ungrateful dinguses are whining about how “lazy” he is and how the new beta branch “sucks” #MY GUY there is LITERALLY ONE SINGULAR COLLEGE STUDENET WORKING ON THE GAME #HOW DO YOU EXPECT HIM TO PUMP OUT MASSIVE UPDATES IN SUCH LITTLE TIME #do YOU know how to make a game?? could YOU release updates frequently in your life's current state??? #i mean with large corpos like mojang i can kind of understand but this is just unreasonable #patience is a virtue for fucks sake. the game is still getting an update #but just because it's not some big whoop it doesn't mean it's shit #shitpost #shitposting #lethal company #lethal company update #lethal company shitpost #lethalposting #companyposting #zeekerss #zeekers

[theneighborhoodwatch]

i’m gonna be real with you guys: matpat is uh, Not my favorite youtuber, to put it politely, but i think we’re getting a little too comfortable with catastrophizing every time a Big Name Clickbaity Horror Youtuber looks at welcome home. nobody likes it when something they love is relegated to reductive theories and comparisons to fnaf/bendy/ddlc/poppy/whatever tae fuck is hot on the market rn, but ultimately i find that the best cure for things like these is to just not give them any attention at all (or at least as little as you can manage. technically i’m defeating my own point by writing this post, but i’m a pedant so whatever.) the it’s so over around us may burn bright but the fuck it we ball inside us burns brighter,

#public notice #welcome home #also. if you insist on posting a reminder about clown's boundaries #maybe like. actually look at clown's blog first. or at least just reread the posts where he Establishes those boundaries #bc i've seen Wayyy too many people just make shit up wholecloth #soapboxing #EDIT: also technically i Was guilty of this but tbf there is a reason i deleted those posts #the big one being that i was in a Generally unwell state of mind that had little to do with WH