#hes actually insane

[veyronvenus]

GOD MOTHERFUCKING DAAAAMMMNNNNN

#OSCAR?!?!??? #hes actually insane #not sane enough 4 this #god pls end my suffering #what is his problem #oscar piastri

[insert-witty-drawings-here]

I made myself a Honkai Star Rail oc!

His name is Everest, he is a Underground native who after the stellaron incident in belobog came up to the surface for the first time. he works for Wildfire, for the most part helping Natasha at the clinic.

hes a really kind guy, just kinda annoying in a little brother way?? hes also super in love with Gepard after seeing him for the first time when he entered the Underground to help Wildfire the scar on his side and arm is from him being attacked by a fragmentum monster when he was just a regular scout

#my art #my ocs #Everest (oc) #honkai star rail #honkai star rail oc #hsr #hsr oc #hes so fucking annoying when it comes to gepard #like hes got a folder thats like #ONLY PICTURES OF GEPARD AND ITS LIKE 3K #hes actually insane #hes also best friends with serval so he gets all the best stories about gepard #he texts gepard like 20 thousand times a day

[lovelytaes-blog]

UHM?????? WHAT????

#jjk #ck jk #tf is this #hes actually insane #the fit is nice tho #wish i could pull off the fit #bts jjk #golden jk

[socksracoon10]

i’ll run around behind you and carry capri suns for you if you’ll pay me minimum wage

Is there a way to get a restraining order against you??????

#cheeto talks #ghost-hotel #hes actually insane

[beepmeowz]

I don't have a library card

But do you mind if I check you out?

I like your skeletal structure, baby

You're an ectomorph, no doubt

Your face is real symmetrical

And your nostrils are so nice

I wish that I was cross-eyed, girl

So I could see you twice

Girl, you smell like Fritos

That's why I'm giving you this hungry stare

You're so hot, you're gonna melt

The elastic in my underwear

I'll bet you're magically delicious

Like a bowl of Lucky Charms

You'd look like Venus de Milo

If I just cut off your arms

What I'm tryin' to say is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby

I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Do you believe in love at first sight

Or should I walk by again?

My love for you'd like diarrhea

I just can't hold it in

Stop, drop and roll now

'Cause baby, you're on fire

I'll bet your outfit

Makes a lot of noise in the drier

You're absolutely perfect

Don't speak now, you might spoil it

Your eyes are even bluer

Than the water in my toilet

Say, has anyone ever told you

You've got Yugoslavian hands?

No, of course not, that would be stupid

Just forget I ever brought it up

The point I'm trying to make is ...

I wanna be your lover, baby

I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

Now, I need somebody to love

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo

Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo

I wanna be your Krakatoa

Let my lava flow all over you

I wanna be your anaconda

And your heat-seeking missile too

I wanna be your beef burrito

Am I making this perfectly clear?

I wanna be your love torpedo

Are you picking up the subtle innuendo here?

Uh huh

I hope I'm not being forward

But do you mind if I chew on your butt?

You can tell me truthfully

Am I a steamin' hunk of love now, or what?

There just aren't enough o's in "smooth"

To desribe how smooth I am

Maybe you've seen my picture

It's in the dictionary under "Kablaam!"

My lips are registered weapons

Can I invade your personal space?

You must have fallen from heaven

That would explain how you messed up your face

Well, how'd you get through security?

'Cause, baby, you're the bomb

I'd like to take you home right now

So you can meet my mom

Because I ...

I wanna be your lover, baby

I need somebody to love

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

Now, I need somebody to love

Girl, you must be Jamaican

Because Jamaican me crazy

Girl, you must be Jamaican (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)

Because Jamaican me crazy (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

I wanna be your lover, baby (Girl, you must be Jamaican)

(Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)

I need somebody to love

(Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

You know I just wanna be your lover, baby

(Girl, you must be Jamaican) (Ooh hoo hoo, ooh hoo hoo)

Now, I need somebody to love

(Because Jamaican me crazy) (Ooh hoo hoo, hoo hoo hoo hoo hoo)

Dork.

#weird al yankovic #weird al #this is my bf btw #hes actually insane #did you know weird al tumblr is a thing? i assumed it was #and when he told me he was on weird al tumblr i was like “yeah that makes sense” but every time i tell one of my irls #even if theyre also a tumblrina #they lose their absolute shit #and its probably just the autism but idk why #anyways love you greg you absolute fuckass dork <3

[last-answer]

ACTUALLY NO WHERES THERE ONE CLIP OF HIM MAN

#☆ chatting ! #to.ki shun.ichis voice acting PEAKED man #hes actually insane

[lilislegacy]

something i feel like we don’t talk about nearly enough is the fact that percy is healed by water.

it’s so normal to us because it’s one of the first abilities we discovered he has. and it makes complete sense. but like… he’s the only demigod with that ability. jason doesn’t get healed by a gust of wind. hazel doesn’t get healed if she touches a diamond. nico doesn’t get healed if a skeleton gives him a hug. annabeth doesn’t get healed if she walks into a library.

like percy could be stabbed in the chest multiple times, he could break every bone in his body, he could be slammed in the head resulting in a crushed skull and hemorrhaging, but get him to some water fast enough and not only is he good as new in no time, but he’s stronger and freshly rejuvenated.

it’s insane when you think about it. no one else can do that. do you know how hard it is to kill percy? even if he’s not near the ocean, he can be healed by rivers and lakes and streams and ponds and all sorts of water sources. water recharges him. it makes him immediately stronger.

that’s a huge reason why i argue percy is the most powerful demigod. yes, he’s shown he has incredible super strength and super speed. yes, he’s a legendary sword fighter - arguably the best one alive. yes, he has control over air, land, and sea. (deadly hurricanes with heavy winds and thunder and lighting, huge volcanic eruptions, earthquakes, tsunamis, floods, etc.) yes, he’s capable of mass destruction. yes he can single handlely cause natural disasters and mass casualties. and yes, he’s capable of controlling people’s bodily fluids, including their blood and saliva. he is terrifying

but even if someone manages to beat him, he dips one toe in some water and he’s immediately healed and even stronger than before. whether the injury is internal and external. he’s healed all on his own. no ambrosia or nectar or external remedies necessary.

guys. percy is insane. he’s way overpowered.

and i love it.

#we don’t talk about this enough #he can literally heal himself #like it’s actually so unfair to everyone else #percy is insane #percy jackson #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #percabeth #pjo #jason grace #nico di angelo #hazel levesque #annabeth chase

[allagashed]

whenever i say “screaming crying throwing up” this is what i mean

#american psycho #patrick bateman #christian bale #rewatched last night he’s soo stupidly pathetic why is he the way he is #allagashed obsessed with another insane man (fork found in kitchen) #sorry 2 my very little followers my interests bounce around so quick i only have like two i’m constantly into and its nirvana and ed movies #+ horror movies so actually three nvm

[drulalovescas]

THINGS THAT HAPPENED:

Jensen Ross Ackles made the acting choice to pick up Castiel's trench coat and fold it gently like a flag because he believed that's what Dean would've done.

Jensen Ross Ackles was so pissed about the Destiel conflict and Dean treating Cas so harshly in the so-called divorce arc that he confronted the writer (Bobo) about it. He asked for explanation and toning the conflict down.

Jensen Ross Ackles, when asked about what he was most excited to tackle with his character in the final season of the show, took a time to think about his answer and then WITH ZERO HESITATION said: CAS.

Jensen Ross Ackles called Castiel's goodbye (aka the confession) a pivotal moment for the whole arc of the show.

Jensen Ross Ackles asked a crew member to record the confession ON HIS PHONE because he wanted to have the og, unedited version of the confession.

Jensen Ross Ackles said Dean would've said "I love you too" and then hugged Cas.

Jensen Ross Ackles admitted to the crowd of thousands of fans that Dean's biggest regret was not being able to save Cas.

Jensen Ross Ackles wrote a song about Cas.

#now listen #jensen ross ackles is no heller #but those things that he did and said are pretty insane #especially things he said after the show ended #it's as if he actually watched the show and finally saw with his own eyes how important cas was to dean lmao #jensen ackles i wanna study your brain #supernatural #destiel #jensen ackles

[riickgrimes]

Oliver + Felix's bathrobe

#saltburn #saltburnedit #cattonquick #felix x oliver #jacob elordi #barry keoghan #oliver quick #felix catton #userbeckett #userrobin #usergreta #filmgifs #fyeahmovies #moviegifs #mine and only mine #the fact that when venetia said he was probably wearing felix's underwear he was actually legit walking around in felix's bathrobe #INSANE BEHAVIOR OLIVER NGL

[jorisjurgen]

I feel like these 2 quotes are literally the core of Kim's character. Like yeah he spills the whole thing here.

He's afraid of becoming a joke and he really likes not taking the first step when doing something fun. I'm actually speechless about how open he is about it, in these 2 moments.

#disco elysium #ro.txt #i replayed the game. i think im more unwell now than i was before #a very ''harry i will NOT wear the piss jacket. unless.'' guy. he employs esoteric rituals to allow himself to have fun #because otherwise he's too afraid. #they're actually soulmates. im. insane.

[snowheartsz]

THE WAY I SCREAMED????

#OUGHHHH THE PARALLELS TO THE PILOT #SAME EXACT DIALOGUE FROM WHEN HE FIRST MET CHARLIE #HOLY FUCKKKJ NO #IM ACTUALLT FOING INSANE #THIS MAN #THE FACT THIS WAS THE FIRST TIME HE HAD EVER HAD THE FULL FUCK #UGHHHHHHH #I LOVE HIM #ACTUAL CHILLS #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel #hazbinhotel #hazbin hotel alastor #radio demon #alastor hazbin hotel

[oifaaa]

Listen listen is the Percy Jackson show making changes so big that even me with my horrible little memory is noticing - yes Do I care - absolutely not I'm still enjoying the show and the changes so far have just helped keep me on my toes bc wtf do you mean Percy has 4 pearls?!?? What do you mean the summer solstice has happened?!!? What is going on I need to know !!!!

#percy jackson #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo #percy jackson spoilers #pjo spoilers #like what #what #how is he meant to fail to save what is most important in the end if he has 4 pearls ???? #does he lose one??? #does he have to give it away ??? #is there someone else that has to get out of the underworld??? #i like how theyre throwing in these curve balls #really makes me insane #... be funny if this is another memory thing #and there was actually 4 pearls in the book and i just forgot

[pucksandpower]

This is my official petition to put Max Verstappen in one of these for races so the rest of the grid at least has a chance.

#let’s be honest … max would somehow still find a way to win #he’s actually insane (affectionate) #max verstappen #mv1 #f1 #formula 1 #formula one #china gp 2024 #chinese gp 2024

[kaiju-krew]

he didn't stand a chance <3

original/inspo!!

#this is a redraw of a redraw from 2018 congrats if you've seen the original but it's crunchy and im not reposting it #anyways. he's so weak for her it's stupid. down so bad it's actually insane. worships the ground she walks on fr. #i can only enjoy m/f ships if the m is pathetically obsessed #m/f used liberally btw they're giant monsters gender is irrelevant they're yuri and yaoi to me #mosugoji #mothzilla #godzilla #mothra #kaiju #my art

[goblins-riddles-or-frocks]

forever obsessed with dynamics between vampires, specifically that of a maker and fledgling, as a way to explore abuse. the creation of a vampire itself can so easily be a literalization of the lasting impacts of trauma and also much more simply the ways a perpetrator might shape their victim’s very identity. the extremes of isolation in the way that the new vampire, in most narratives, must cut all ties to their mortal life, or else go through an elaborate charade to maintain the facade of humanity, while forever still being removed from it. and the sheer dependence and vulnerability of being in an entirely new state of being, wholly uncertain of what it entails, and relying on another person to define… everything.

#or just the moral dilemmas #rewatching amc interview is kind of making me insane #that moment in episode two when louis is looking for a sort of assurance in the fact that lestat may actually have some good in him #look at how he cares about music look at the simple wondrous things that can bring him joy #and then the immediate dread when the opera performance turns out to be imperfect because he knows how lestat will react to *that* #I think there’s also something really interesting in the highlighting of lestat upbraids the less skilled singer before killing him #(slowly) #but also I will wait to watch more before I articulate my thoughts #vampires #interview with the vampire #amc interview with the vampire #i ramble sometimes #I do still find the lestat and claudia film and novel dynamic by far the most compelling for how she tries to usurp him but almost to be him #but I’m enjoying this #I’m very curious if I will like show claudia more on rewatch #the movie always resonated most with me (sue me lol) because there seemed to be more simultaneous fondness and attachment even at the end