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pinkpicket · 2 years

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What's beautiful about you?

Okay uglies i hope u like this reading 🥰🥰🥰

And i know my aesthetic is ugly 💀💀💀 but I can't worry about aesthetic when i dont even know how to use this goddamn app 😩 like why is it so fuvking complicated😭😔

Also why tf is everyone in my readings so hot??? Im actually kinda offended rn 😩

1. I see you as someone very open, like you know how there’s people that are open about their opinions and thoughts without being afraid of being judged? Yes that’s what’s so beautiful about you. Like the type to not be silent about the mistreatment of someone only bc everyone else is or bc it’s not in ur advantage, almost like a truth speaker. The defender of the truth. Veryyy fair, i genuinly love this so much bc it reminds me of the type of people that stand up for the underdogs( id like to mention not just underdogs but anyone that’s the victim in the said situation even if the person in general is not a good person). And you absolutely have very good judgement, u dont get fooled easily u can see through liars and deceivers which explains why u stand up for the innocent bc u can detect honesty just as easily as u can detect deceive.

2. Your duality. Someone that can fall to the lowest of lows just to stand up again and try all over till u reach the highest of highs. But the saddest thing about this is other people cannot see this, they dont see the hardships u go through just to get to that (king) position. After all u r the “hot stuff” the successful almost too careless person to them, but baby they never see what u go through deep down, and all of this makes a very big portion of ur beauty. The beauty of a person standing so tall and proud only on inside to find a very vulnerable hardworking person.

3. A person with sooo many good qualities. Honestly idk if u know jungkook from bts, but that’s how u r. Like u have so many good qualities that i dont even what to mention, almost like someone that is just good with whatever they set their mind on ( personally to me this is the hottest thing in the whole world im not even kidding 😫🥵) u know how some just pick up something one day and boom they’re good at it? Lmao that’s u ( tbh very virgo energy). altho lmaoooo u can be just a bit insensitive but tbh that also makes u so hot, like damn mf can anything truly effect u negatively??? Or do u just keep winning no matter what? Lol biggg winner vibes. *** now whoever u r, hit me up bc 😈😈😈😈😫 damn baby***

4. Pfffff we got a playboy\girl 😂😂 ok u mf u kinda manipulative, ok maybe a lot. Like u can woo anyone if u really want to ( tbh u not the most dependable person if we being honest 😶 like u just wanna play after all ). This careless act( yes it’s an act i knowww🫢) of urs really makes u attractive to others. U really are one hot toxic mf? Aren’t u?

5. Ooofff. Strength that’s ur beauty. Have u ever met people that are just so strong but low-key? Yup yup that’s u. Like u know u strong and u dont need to prove it to no one. ur so gentle and patient but so strong, im actually amazed by how someone can maintain such balance 🥰 but im not surprised considering u have reasons to be like this. U went through a lot and people were not the nicest to you about it, there was no one u could’ve relied on so now u have become that person others can rely on. And not only they can be dependent on u when they’re not strong enough but u also do it so selflessly and lovingly. Im actually in love with u 🥹

6. Damn this is the big group huh? Okay probably some from group 5 will read this too bc i exactly got group 5 cards plus two extra( so remember how i group 5 are lowkey? This group is anything but lowkey 😂😂) cards. The only difference between the two groups is this group is not as gentle as the other one. This one is rougher, almost sharper ( i get snake vibes, you know like someone that was forced into so many bad situations that they finally were like fuvk it imma do something about this myself this time, and ever since they haven’t stopped. So snake vibes like a transformation that roughened your edges).

Ohhhh also I'll do a Whats ugly about u later on, so check that too soooo u know follow me so u find it later on 😈

Ok bye that's it yall hot but not as hot as me tho 🥰🥰🥰

#free tarot readings #free tarot #pac reading #pick a pile #pick a card reading #free card reading #pick a picture #tarot reading #tarot #tarot of the day

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xamaxenta · 3 days

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Alright I’m bored and tired

So let’s list off some horny concepts to get the neurons firing shall we?

1. Dragodile lesbians (idk just really big tits)

2. Marsabo one or both wearing cock rings

3. MAS trans sabo with her massive horse cock and her two buxom gfs

4. Marace abo alpha Marco that acts like a omega and omega ace who keeps getting leaky tits

5. Dragodile dragon getting his prostate tortured crying and drooling

6. Sexy secretary getting knocked up by his boss (possible crime boss)

Number 6 pllleeaasee i need it to be acebo/saboace

That being said !!!!! More under cut bc i replied super long…

1. God!!!??? You do understand … theyre both equally stacked… breasts for DAYS. Breasts for WEEKS they’re both in corsets and skin tight skinny bell bottom jeans and knee high heeled bootie/combat boot combos thyre serving MILF but also the kind thats taken and youre never gonna get a chance even tho they’re complicated rn 💔

2. They… would make it a goddamn game, Sabo snapping pics of his lik chastity cage and then the raunchiest selfie ever like hey baby got myself all pent up n waiting for u to come home, Marco gets home rock solid eager to play like so whats the catch? Sabo laughing like ive got a lil game for you, if you decipher this puzzle you get to find where ive hidden the key to the cage, fail in the hour timelimit and you dont get to cum or get fucked, marco who desperately wants to get fucked by sabo getting all fired up like !!! He will unlock the at cage and get sabos dick its like saw if it was sexy lmao

3. OH. Lesbian MAS!!! But Marco and Ace being cisfem/afab and amab trans fem Sabo !!!! ? Shes so fucking pretty you know it … 😭 i know you meant theyre all ladies but now im stuck obsessed over transfem Sabo it just feels right or theyre genderfluid, and in any au ofc sabos got the biggest dick to dick down his/her partners :3 you know she got both her ladies gagging for it esp Ace my beloved cockwhore

4. Ohhh Ace nesting SUPER DUPER HARD WITH MARCO BC HES SO… MILFY… older mature Omega vibes even tho hes actually genetically an Alpha, actually fuck it!! Biological gender chimaera Marco who after eating his DF has both omega instinct frm it but biology of an alpha, Ace lactating CONSTANTLY from the overstimulation of being mated to him bc omega?!? Comforts!? But also his big soft alpha mate? Hes so wet and constantly dripping both his tits and his cunt 😩💦 hes just a happy lil thing mwah i love this one anon !!!

5. Its rly fun to imagine Dragon looking for a dom and getting all the paperwork sorted and getting introduced to his dom and its also like sugar daddy vibes bc Crocodile is so disgustingly wealthy dudes got a WHOLE ASS DUNGEON and hes just a dragon, let him get trussed up like a festive turkey and have Crocodile stream him squirming and struggling directly into his office, addresses Dragon by vocal cue alone via mic its all consensual and kinks they both enjoy and its all so he can see a powerful figure like Monkey Dragon get unwelded at the SEAMS!!!

6. Annnnd yeah i want this so bad for saboace acebo idc whos the mob boss wife here either is sublime bc Sabo being this absolute insane crime syndicate owner, diabolical and untouchable with his gorgeous trophy wifehusband Ace who has the great potential to be some famous public figure like an actor or smth, and hes like the publics darling so their dynamic is so spicy like my husband is a murderous black market dealing weapons distributing demon and i love him!!! ❤️❤️❤️

Alternatively mob boss Ace is hot in general like built his own family and theyre close knit super loyal band of misfits and outcasts whatever, probably owns a huge chain of casinos and hes always in the house, hes just such a threatening presence too but hes not the real danger but his svelte ultra smoking hot ex assassin wife Sabo, like sabo was sent to take Ace out but failed bc Ace seduced him and they got married, try harm a hair on Aces head and Sabo will bear down upon you with the wrath of all seven hells, hes a menace in stilettos and hes got knives all tangled up in his pantyhose !

#MAS #acebo #saboace #absolutely BASED list anon i love u

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angeltreasure · 11 months

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Hey I’m coming here and saying this because I’m desperate and I no longer care that I probably sound disgusting, embarrassing and like I do not know what the heck I’m doing because I really don’t. I’m just in desperate need of prayer and support rn

I have such a bad rep of making terrible decisions and I recently (not something I’m proud of) have come away from the church quite a bit and not really been trusting God. I’ve been quite depressed if I’m being honest and had multiple people in my life really making things quite difficult for me, so I’ve just found myself not talking to anyone about how things have really been.

Now that that’s out. I had a relationship break down around Christmas time and it was a really unhealthy one so I’m glad it did. I think the way I have and still am processing it is not good though as a guy I used to like and still am very attracted to (but literally pretty much JUST attraction) told me he liked me. We had this on/ off thing and nothing went too far and he basically left me in the city alone last week whilst he got drunk and probably high with his friends. I still didn’t care though which shows my lack of self respect right now… and then his friend told me he has trust issues and doesn’t want something serious. Because this is purely lust for me, I think I’ve been desperate to just be around him and last night his mate invited me out to this club tonight cause’ he’s gonna be there and basically said I can give him a bday treat but basically that he just wants sex. I am actually that unhinged right now that I want to go and my own friend who has never been a believer wants to go so it’s almost an excuse for me now but I have enough sanity left to tell myself I wouldn’t actually sleep with this dude but I also do not even trust myself and UGH I know I just typed out so so much and most of it is just disgusting and just honestly a truthful piece of what’s been happening in my life lately. Please offer some sane advice or prayer idk what to do anymore

I think when we get overwhelmed it’s important to first step back. Grab a piece a paper and pen. Then, write down in bullet points what you told me like

- I haven’t been trusting in God

- I’m away from the church

- family and some friends are making it difficult for me

- I just got out of a bad relationship not too long ago

- I’m so desperate to feel anything I’m consider the birthday gift to a guy who doesn’t even like me for who I am but just wants me in lust

Now we can go through those things together. You just got out of a bad relationship. I’m so glad you did because you wouldn’t have been safe if you stayed in that one, probably. I know breaking up hurts and we want to feel loved again, because I know that feeling.

Now look at the rest, family and some friends are making it difficult. You have to ask the why’s to that, and also remember to have any relationship build you need two way communication not one sided. You build trust slowly but communication is key. Falling for some guy just for his looks a quick pleasure isn’t going to satisfy you. That’s not love at all. To love, as St. Thomas Aquinas says, is to will the good of the other. Peace starts in our world when we bring peace at our own home. Instead of wandering, come back to your family and good friends. Tell them all you’re going through. You have to spiral out alone. If they are good family and good friends they will help you.

I know it hurts in your chest, all that pain you have gone through. I know you feel a disconnect with God. The only thing that can fill the void you feel in your heart right now is God. Don’t go to that party. Come to to Mass. come sit in the back pew. You don’t have to talk with anyone, you don’t need to know all the prayers or understanding the readings to their full. God knows exactly what you need right now and He is love and mercy itself. Please come to Mass. God loves and I love you. I’ll keep you in my prayers.

Have you read the story of the Prodigal Son? I think you can connect to it so much. Read it. Take a moment to be alone to read it.

#asks #prayer request

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no-vamos · 2 years

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Lolzies (I should not be lolzie-ing about this but here we are) I have such bad internalized biphobia

And it really sucks bc

I’m bisexual

I know think Im bisexual

And by internalized biphobia I mean

I’ve been ”involved” in the lgbtq+ community since I was 12~ or so and just

I’ve really wanted to feel like I “fit in” if that makes sense?

Like I hate heteronormativity and I’m still growing and learning and sometimes I tend to overcorrect my beliefs to the point that there’re times where im like “it’s not ‘physically’ acceptable for me to be in a ‘het’ relationship bc then im not queer”

Which in and of itself is a stupid mindset bc if I grow up and learn I am lying to myself (panics) and I am actually straight (WHICH ISNT A BAD THING EITHER), then that’s going to be a super painful realization. And from that you can also see this whole “what if this is all just a phase” as if that’s a bad thing? Like

Ugh this is also just a me thing where im such a people pleaser and like “ahhhh straight people don’t like gay people and gay people don’t like straight people so that means I have to be both AND neither at the same time”

If it’s not clear by this point I have identity issues but I also mentioned I am still growing and maturing so 🤷‍♀️

So yea I overcompensate for that mindset by, with my current knowledge of my attraction, being attracted to (unsure amount of genders bc I have no game lol)(but more than just my opposite gender on the “binary” spectrum (also I should really talk about my desire to destroy the thought that it’s a binary spectrum and instead replace it with like a circular or cubic spectrum if that makes any sense? lol another time)) and also despising the fact that I can’t just be attracted to “one” gender

So now I sit here, with my bundles of internalized biphobia, being terrified of the fact that if I fall in love with a man I’ll be “less queer/not queer enough” and if I fall in love with literally anyone not a cis man I’ll be disappointing my entire bloodline. Which is kinda like whatever but I can’t not rely on my family rn. And also it would crush me if they didn’t accept me argh

So that aside. I don’t like. People.

Politely, I don’t really enjoy any of the online communities for literally anything bc there will always be that one person or that small group that is/are just. Assholes. Huge fucking assholes. A terf ig (idk why I don’t really like using that word. It’s seems really overused to me nowadays)

This includes. Literally any community. High key hate the internet bc I need in person communities and I don’t fucking have them

And I need

Physical beings in front of me, not physical beings through dots of electricity portrayed on glass coming from physical people very far away

None of you know me

At least people irl can see me

The queer community is biphobic. Bisexuals (especially on tiktok) are biphobic. Any radfem wlw is biphobic. Fucking ME IM BIPOBIC TOWARDS MYSELF

Just

Why are we still in a world where (lolzies I really don’t mean to makes this about me but it’s late and I’m trying to cope somehow) I am terrified of loving, not bc I’m terrified of love, but bc I’m terrified of being excluded from the communities I want to feel like I belong in.

Also I fuckjng hate labels sometimes

I have the weird idealized future where I’ll go to college and be around “likeminded” people who are just. Accepting.

Like I read this fanfic once. Where one of the characters was just like. “Yea fuck it dude. No matter how you explain your identity or attraction I’m never going to truly understand it but I love you bc you’re human and my friend and I want to learn how to support you in a way that makes you comfortable”

Is it bad that I feel like I don’t have a person like that in my life? Bc yea I could be that person for me. But I just spent this entire post trying to explain to y’all how my internalized biphobia is really painful and this wasn’t explained but it stems from insecurities and comparison issues and my overwhelming inferiority complex which constantly puts me in the losers bracket.

But hehe ig happy pride you wonderful losers. Y’all are human and pls pls pls for the love of god and all that is holy love each other

#biphobia #internalized homophobia #internalized heterophobia #am i allowed to say that #can I say that heterophobia can be a thing and is very possibly becoming a thing?#not in like an exclusionary way #like heterosexual people are oppressed in any way shape or form #they never truly are #but when you’re coming to terms with yourself and the space you found yourself comfortable in “hates the relationships you want to be in????#lolzies #don’t really know where I was going with that #pls don’t get offended #i genuinely mean no harm #if you are offended #pls don’t attack me #i already feel like shit #bisexual #bi problems #pls think about these things #pls just love people for being human #the world really sucks rn #forever and always ig #but make it better for someone #even if you literally hate their guts #have some compassion #i’m almost done #I’m also really sorry #bc I am super privileged #i know that #and that probably doesn’t help my case

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frostbite-the-bat · 9 months

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I love drawing and hyperfocusing on it for so long that i dont realize just how tired i am and in how much my pain my hands and arms are and its so bad i gotta lay down but still noo despite all this mom tells me im HEALTHY AND FINE even if she knows about at least my hand pain but its like nothing of importance to her its not like im hiding anything i told her many times but in this family getting my parents to get me to see a doctor is actually impossible

Im pissed abt this rn bc im i wanna do stuff but im laying in bed bc of MY HANDS and bc ive been signing shit for future jobs at employment departments and shit since hashtag unemployed living and i had to chexk twice that im healthy and have no complications when i clearly do and i should get myself checked. Please at least for my mental health my mom knows i have some diagnosis but noo thats not important you hide it well so you must be healthy

I hope i can figure this out because i cannot do any fucking work normally like this i was suffering so much at my school during practice and i complained abt that enough (Tho my school was high key abusive)

I just wish people listened to me man. I wish i wasnt stuck in here and i knew how to talk to people and doctors and that if i wanted to do thst i didnt need to lie and sneak out. Please like i keep saying im in pain im tired i cant do this also i have constant stomach issues now as well but it's all ignored im always ignored here and i hate it. I just want help. If i wanna get out of here ill need a job but if the paperd say im fine i cant find anything that wont fucking destroy me. maam im not lazy to do 8 hrs i dont think i can do them id physically crumble at 6 hours of practice even before all this got worse after i had covid again.

Like ive accepted theres something wrong with me finally but now i cant even get help how fun is this. I just want confirmation i want to be heard

#Vent

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alasmydearatlas · 11 months

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having thoughts ab how to have better sex

as i read through google (on of my fav things) i figured i would take some notes

but as a first of all

how im feeling rn

ummmm i am mostly just embarassed and frustrated by how long it takes me to come sometimes and also how sometimes i can only get there by thinking of like kink things which is great!!! but i dont really always want to have to do that

i want to have good fire vanilla sex too

i get stressed out and feel like im loosing control of my orgasm in a bad way like i have to focus so hard to get off and i dont love having to touch myself sometimes i want boyf to touch me and he does !! but it doesnt feel the same and im embaressed to have him pracitce

and also practice eating me out

bc he is good and i like his mouth but i get stuck in my head and its good but it could be great

and he is good and loving and eager to please and always wants me to come first but then im like he cant come until i come and then im worried ab that and then im not being nice to my body

and i feel like we do do good foreplay so idkkkk maybe a diff kind?

okay here are some solution thoughts

more mentally stimulating foreplay

i like being talked to and that like mental

and describing what is happening is hot

light whole body touches

maybe i be in charge and i tell him what i want i think that might be a good dynamic for us

gotta fix the bc issue bc that is stressful and does not make for like good stress free sex

tickle-gentle level touch on my chest

maybe just light teasing touch overall

maybe doing my hair ?

i feel insecure about my makeup less face

ik he doesnt care but i worry that maybe he should

im afraid of hurting his feelings and his pride

i am jealous of how fast he can come

i feel insecure about my stomach

i dont feel cute and feminine and desireable with my hair

sometimes too deep hurts a little

i think i would like to make a little game where we have to wait to touch each other

like making out and touching everywhere but the key zones for a while

i have bad masturbating habits

i often get off as stress relife but in the fastest almost cheapest way possible and that is starting to affect my partnered sex

i dont ever feel pressured into sex and i am grateful for that but i do have a lot of social conditioning to undo around that

i have not been feeling horny

i have been having high stress recently and being so far from boyf makes it less like a good horny time

i am very attracted to him

maybe the clit needs more stimulation to come out of the hood and then gentle touch after

more lube ! i like being wet and silky and smooth

i think i want experiment time

like w riding and stuff

its good and i wanna do it more

and take time to figure out what i want

i like being kissed during sex but i dont always have to brain power to

i feel like more areas besides just the obvi sex ones need to be stimulated during sex

i cant test any of this really for another fucking month argggg

maybe next time i do some of the thrusting work

could be a good power dynamci shift too

is have him stay still while i use him

lay on my front while masturbating??

anyways

not anyways

this is important and not a dimissable topic

but i will ponder and practice and discuss w boyf soon :)

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just-some-random-blogger · 1 year

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good evening, lovie!! this cat TT it's so cuute 'the general consensus is that is morning' girl 11.... 11 timezones... 'i will always reply to you i promise' i love you TT my overthinking isn't really your problem so.. but i appreciate your kind words and your answers<з 'I LOVE THAT FOR US' big brain cells love johnny in this house!!! fun fact: in the russian search engine johnny is the only one from nct whose name is written in english LOL so yeah. do you stan any other group, btw? 'THE EARN YOUR FIRST BILLION WAS SO RANDOM' do you want to? 'not that im saying you hated this song' it's ok i didn't even know it hfhfjd that time i was listening to some 'cool' rap and absolutely crazy remixes about being a depressed child... yeah. no idea why im what i am now... 'stabbed in the gut by someone mid wartime' OMG how completely opposite TT i was so sure about the childbirth thing, actually... 'thus why Daemon managed to find a sorcerer' lol he's the prince and the rebellious one, always travelling and doing things so i thought he kinda just... omg my wife is dying go find that sorcerer in the woods! it's quite funny but also ig that's the magic of writings? everyone has their own image. but SO opposite? lol men (derogatory). fact. 'add as many ideas as you told me into the story' omg what a monster it should be with ALL ideas. actually it's so very sweet TT thank u TT doing my best for you TT i understand you didn't mean like ALL the ideas but imagine... imagine a work with all the shit i've said... it should be scary and so chaotic ig TT i believe in you and your talent, so i'm waiting and readying myself to write a long as hell reply! god bless your imagination! also this bear gif reminded me of the summer when we had like.. 3 wild brown bears in the town... they were cutie. and this gif is cute too. 'you can send me alien songs id still listen to it' i used to like it SO MUCH in 2020. you're so cute for this though TT thank u sm TT 'SACRIFICE SACRIFICE' no but i have high temperature now and i really need a sacrifice TT 'someone else could write it so i could fucking read' girl... if you can wait for a real lifetime..... bc i don't now when and even IF i'll ever write something.... it's not a promise, pls dont see it as one. 'i made the key not so high and she still messed it up' oh poor girl. hope she's doing fine now. rip. what key though...... i'm really bad at music, i'm sorry TT idk if it's like a music word or not... 'idk you know what time im sending this from <3' yeah i see the time you publish it... that's how i learned your time at first before you said where you live. it must be 20:58 for you rn if you're interested. so guess good night or good morning!! love you!! good luck with your soprano!! take care<з

BESTIE HIIIII!!!! I just finished writing a daemon fic it's super fluffy you might like it

have a kitty gif!

LOVE LETTER TOIME

good evening, lovie!! this cat TT it's so cuute

youre so good at knowing my time lol HAHAA also yes that kitty was sososososooso cute

'the general consensus is that is morning' girl 11.... 11 timezones... 'i will always reply to you i promise' i love you TT my overthinking isn't really your problem so.. but i appreciate your kind words and your answers<з

I MEAN IT WAS MORNING WHEN I SENT IT SO ////: HSFHASLHFLAHF HAHHAHAHH also its fine i understand overthinking cos i do that too but i have been getting better at managing it though <3 so relax its all good

'I LOVE THAT FOR US' big brain cells love johnny in this house!!! fun fact: in the russian search engine johnny is the only one from nct whose name is written in english LOL so yeah. do you stan any other group, btw?

BIG BRAINERS LOVE JOHN. THIS GIF 😃

also the search engine HAAHAH that's johnny's american powers for you HAHAAAHH. i do stan a lot of groups actually but i think my mains would be nct svt bigbang shinee then i also like exo super junior tvxq got7 and a bunch more im too lazy to think of them all AHHAHH

'THE EARN YOUR FIRST BILLION WAS SO RANDOM' do you want to?

HAHAHHAH YES GIMME A BILLION RIGHT NOWWWWW 😈😈😈😈

'not that im saying you hated this song' it's ok i didn't even know it hfhfjd that time i was listening to some 'cool' rap and absolutely crazy remixes about being a depressed child... yeah. no idea why im what i am now...

well ur my cat now duh 🙄 my cutie lil baby that i keep in my pocket. also HAHLDHASKHD It's so funny that you were blissfully unaware of the rap being cool HAHAHHAAH

'stabbed in the gut by someone mid wartime' OMG how completely opposite TT i was so sure about the childbirth thing, actually...

hehe lol thats fine

'thus why Daemon managed to find a sorcerer' lol he's the prince and the rebellious one, always travelling and doing things so i thought he kinda just... omg my wife is dying go find that sorcerer in the woods! it's quite funny but also ig that's the magic of writings? everyone has their own image. but SO opposite? lol men (derogatory). fact

yes yes truly the magic of writing! daemon BETTER look for a sorcerer if his wife is dying of labor /: mid. men (derogatory) [real]

'add as many ideas as you told me into the story' omg what a monster it should be with ALL ideas. actually it's so very sweet TT thank u TT doing my best for you TT i understand you didn't mean like ALL the ideas but imagine... imagine a work with all the shit i've said... it should be scary and so chaotic ig TT i believe in you and your talent, so i'm waiting and readying myself to write a long as hell reply! god bless your imagination!

it would be such a monster tbh T_T HAHAAHA so long so painful so tiring but so good T_T i'll do m best but im starting my classes so it will take a while. i truly would be a chaotic masterpiece. i believe in my skills too 😌🤩💅 purr. God bless us all. im excited to see what you think of what i'll end up with.

also this bear gif reminded me of the summer when we had like.. 3 wild brown bears in the town... they were cutie. and this gif is cute too.

TEDDY BEAR SNUGGLES IF BEAR DEADLY WHY SHAPED LIKE FRIEND

'you can send me alien songs id still listen to it' i used to like it SO MUCH in 2020. you're so cute for this though TT thank u sm TT

OMG I LOVE AKMU THEYRE SO TALENTED this is the first time im listening to this song. its fine HAHAAH i much prefer this song of theirs. Also this one. i randomly downloaded a bunch of their songs and i fell in love with these ones in particular

'SACRIFICE SACRIFICE' no but i have high temperature now and i really need a sacrifice TT

T_T oh no my love i hope you get well soon [sending you love and my high... idk what its calling in english... resistance to getting sick??? well im sending that to you] GAAAAAAAAH GET BETTER 🤬🤬🤬

'someone else could write it so i could fucking read' girl... if you can wait for a real lifetime..... bc i don't now when and even IF i'll ever write something.... it's not a promise, pls dont see it as one.

HAHAHAHAHAHA as i said i would love to read anything you gimme. its ok if you dont come around to writing. i cannot wait a lifetime but for you i'll always be ready to read whatever lol. i mean i like writing but GOSH DAMN SOMETIMES IT SHOULD JUST WRITE ITSELF!!!!

'i made the key not so high and she still messed it up' oh poor girl. hope she's doing fine now. rip. what key though...... i'm really bad at music, i'm sorry TT idk if it's like a music word or not...

T_T IM SORRY I THOUGHT YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW ABOUT KEYS EITHER ASFKHASFKASFA IT BASICALLY MEANS HOW HIGH OR LOW A SONG IS!!! AND I MADE OUR SONG NOT SO HIGH BUT SHE STILL MADE HER PART HIGH!!!!! KHASFKAF WHYYY??? IDK she's doing fine but T_T my ears T_T im sorry it- yeah imma leave it at that

'idk you know what time im sending this from <3' yeah i see the time you publish it... that's how i learned your time at first before you said where you live. it must be 20:58 for you rn if you're interested.

lol good for you HAHAHAHH i think i received this at around 21:00-ish already so !! yeah pretty spot on HAHAHAHH

so guess good night or good morning!! love you!! good luck with your soprano!! take care<з

good night my love! or morning for you? idk whatever it is GET SOME SLEEP 👿 EAT WELL 👿 EXERCISE 👿 TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF 👿 THAT IS A THREAT 👿 and my soprano T_T yeah good luck pray for me AHHAHAHH i hope you get better <3

xxx

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noteguk · 3 years

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Hey nala! I loved bad attitude, I can’t wait to see more of the oc teasing jk 😭

Thank you!! I really like exploring the dark side of the force that overtakes the oc every once in a blue moon. So I hope you guys like this one! (The timeline is after bad reputation, but before bad attitude)

[ ! ] this is a drabble for bad influence. You can read it as a stand-alone.

— contents and warnings; pwp, smut, sexting, badboy!Jungkook x goodgirl!reader, enemies with benefits/enemies to lovers, dirty talk, taking and sending pics (not nudes), jk’s skirt thirst, a glimpse into the chaos that lives inside the oc

— words; 1,2k

Years of high school (and now college) excellence did wonders to disguise your impulsive side. It was a common misconception to believe that, just because you were disciplined enough to keep your grades high and your responsibilities in check, you didn’t act on dumb, random thoughts that popped up inside your head. You kind of wished it was true (it would’ve saved you a lot of drama in your personal life) but you also had to admit that you had your fun indulging in your more chaotic needs as well.

Jungkook’s answer came quickly, but not as quickly as you had first expected. Which meant that he was either busy or distracted — past tense — and that it would be slightly more fun than you thought.

With a smirk growing on your lips, you turned around on the bed, reaching for your phone. His answer was simple, only one word, but it was more than enough for you to realize that your machiavellian plan would be fruitful.

jk tutoring 🚫: dont.

If years of perfecting self-restraint didn’t stop you, his half-assed warning wouldn’t. With your phone in hands, you propped yourself up on your elbows as you typed a response.

You: Why not? 😔

As you nervously waited for his text, the picture you had previously sent him was staring you right in the face. It wasn’t anything outrageous, just a simple mirror selfie of you sitting on the edge of your bed, legs crossed and head slightly tilted to the side. It was something so innocent, so gentle and casual, that you could almost pretend that you didn’t know exactly what you were doing when you picked that skirt.

It wasn’t any revolutionary discovery to claim that Jungkook had a thing for your skirts — he had mentioned about a million times already and, even if he hadn’t, it was extremely obvious from the way he explored your body with a lot more eagerness when you wore one. What was a revolutionary discovery, however, was the piece of clothing you found hiding in the corner of your closet, something you had long discarded because Yongsun had managed to shrink it the first time she washed it.

It was practically impossible to wear it outside, but, well, it was the perfect tool to provoke Jungkook with. Because if karma didn’t take care of him, you would.

Finally, his messages popped up on your screen:

jk tutoring 🚫: in a lab rn dont wanna get hard thx

jk tutoring 🚫: but it looks rlly fucjing hot

jk tutoring 🚫: wanna see you riding me in it bby

jk tutoring 🚫: in front of that mirror ;)

You bit your lip, bubbles of expectation starting to pop in your stomach. Sexting Jungkook was the free trial of being a chess genius — you were always ten steps ahead, predicting his following words with almost perfect accuracy. Was it mean, perhaps a little twisted of you to be doing that while he was (miraculously) in class? Maybe. But you had a lot of things in your mind and mercy wasn’t one of them. Especially after the months of torture he had put you through.

You: whatever you want 🥰

You: I’m surprised you even go to class tho, that’s news

jk tutoring 🚫: u took the day off to pester me?

You: maybe I did

You: maybe I’m also home alone for the rest of it

jk tutoring 🚫: dont fucking say that

In true supervillain fashion, you had to laugh at his apparent desperation — a high-pitched, victorious laugh that seemed to come straight from your soul. Jungkook very rarely found himself in that position and you absolutely lived for it. It was one thing to provoke him in person, when he was much stronger than you and could shut you up in no time, but, through the screen, only equal rights. And equal methods of torture.

You: why? You don’t wanna come over?

jk tutoring 🚫: u kno I do

jk tutoring 🚫: ill ttyl

You: not later!! Now 🥺

jk tutoring 🚫: baby this isn’t the best moment

jk tutoring 🚫: Im already hard n im almost done here ok

You chewed on the inside of your cheek, giving the angel and the demon on your shoulders time to present their case. The collected, rational part of you told you to leave it at that: he would come over later, you had managed to provoke him enough to piss him off and get the reaction you wanted. You won. But the impulsive, evil side of you told you that you didn’t win hard enough.

Before you could think too much about it, you took another picture, feeling blessed enough to get a good shot on your first try. Your thumbs flew over the keys, typing fast to get the message sent before Jungkook decided to put his phone away.

You: but these are the panties that you like 😔

Like clockwork, there was a long moment of tension between your message being viewed and those little dots appearing at the corner of your screen. Once again: you knew exactly what you were doing. And you knew that a picture taken underneath your skirt, presenting him with a full view of your red laced panties, would be the cherry on top.

jk tutoring 🚫: I fucjing hate u

You: don’t think you do

jk tutoring 🚫: im saving these

jk tutoring 🚫: gonna fuck u so hard bby

jk tutoring 🚫: not even gonna take those off

jk tutoring 🚫: just gonna push them aside n see u coming all over my cock

Playing like that with Jungkook was like russian roulette — only, it was only you, and all chambers were filled. You knew it would backfire, you knew that the second he walked in your room all your control would go flying out the window, and yet you pushed on. Impulsiveness was a drug for someone that rarely indulged in it, and you were too high to care about the consequences when they seemed so far away. Or, even worse, when you kind of liked them.

That was what pushed you to write your following messages:

You: come over now? Please?

jk tutoring 🚫: wait like 10 min we’re wrapping up

You: now 🥺

You: I’m so wet kook

You: my panties are soaked

You: don’t you wanna come and take them off?

You: Or maybe I can take care of myself today and I can see you another day 😔

jk tutoring 🚫: dont fucking dare

You: I bet I could come super quick too I’m so turned on

You: I want to feel you inside me

You: I’m so tight too I can barely put my fingers in

You: please? Come over?

Checkmate. The forces of chaos inside you were rejoicing, every cell of your body anticipating the impact of your words. You, however, already knew you had won even before he answered you.

jk tutoring 🚫: im coming over rn

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alittlebitfast · 7 years

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i’m dying scoob...

#today is the first Bad Day since I started my new meds #and let me tell you #i almost got hit by two cars #i told the waiter in the cafe i went to that I couldnt talk bc i was waiting to order #as he was trying to take my order #i forget an entire conversation w/ my housemate seconds after it happened #i've taken two showers and changed outfits twice #i high key want to die rn #and i think i'm gonna do some baking in a minute #i need to save this post incase i ever try and tell myself i don't need medication tbh

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key-to-my-heart · 3 years

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S2 WISHFUL THINKING

hey hi hello! i haven’t really been active on tumblr but i wanted to get back into the swing of being active and posting often. so.

i decided i will take note of some of my predictions, hopes, wishes etc. for Season 2 of Rainbow High!

so i kinda wanna just cover the things we canonically have seen aka specific events and drama that has gotten introduced

- The New Roommates / Series 3 Girls

i feel like we will definitely see more of them within the coming episodes. rainbow high literally advertised the new teams as like… i think the second or third teaser for the new season

it’s interesting to me because. this makes me think of What The Runway Project is? what could it possibly be? i believe i made a post about this in the past but the main theory (and theory i believe the most in) would be a Stage Production of sorts. i mean… it makes sense!

the twins are both Performing Arts focus and are definitely the antags this season. so why wouldn’t they cause trouble in regard to a stage play? plus, bella is back. she’s literally a set designer! we have never seen her do any set designing (other than making a sketch) so it would be fun to see that! if river were to get more focus this season, he would definitely have an outlet to channel his Performing Arts creativity! plus… Daria is a song writer so like. imagine if we were to get music out of that? please. the possibilities are endless.

im also eager to see the series 3 girls dynamics. like are the rest of the girls (gabriella, georgia, emmy and daphne) all roomed together? do they get along? will they all be just as dramatic as stella, sheryl and daria’s dynamic?

but anyway. whatever the drama and the semester project is, the new teammates definitely seem to be playing a crucial role in this season.

- The Twins

i’m actually really eager to see more of them. i feel like not enough people are talking about them? season 2 is actually really interesting so far…. maybe more so than season 1… and i feel like we are going to have to thank the twins for that at some point lol

like. idek what they’re planning on doing but. i’m excited to see what it is! they’ll probably be involved in the semester project or at least causing problems to all of the roommates and teams. they’ll definitely have something going on with bella. and it seems that they have a good bond with karma (after the KWK we got). so maybe they’ll have input in any potential drama with Karma. which leads me to

- Karma VS. Violet

so. this drama has been teased at for like. ever. for what feels like forever.

this moment in Karma’s bio PLUS the commentary about violet from her and the twins in the recent KWK episode. but anyway. i’m actually super interested in whatever this drama could be??? like. why is karma watching.

we know violet adores karma, she really wants to have her in the vi life. so i’m sure she basically looks up to her! but like. will karma actually genuinely be nice with violet? keep a distance? make remarks like she did in her recent vlog? i don’t know. idk what to expect. of course it’ll have to do with vlogging or something.

- Bella

ok so there is a few things to note with bella. i’m still interested in if bella will accept to do an interview with Karma for her vlog? if so, i wonder how that would go. and i wonder how violet would feel about it. like the very last time bella was featured in vi’s vlog was on a bad note (even though they made up) but like. idk AAA

also i’m wondering how bella is gonna handle being back to rainbow high. because so far it seems she’s having trouble fitting in. will the key to her fitting in be Jade? will Jade help her figure everything out? or would it be someone else?

as much as i’d love Jade to be the reason Bella starts to feel more at home, i also love the other idea of Amaya being the reason bella feels comfortable again. Amaya was once the new girl (and of course in an awkward position because she was essentially a replacement for bella’s spot in the runway group) but. she didn’t fit in. she had to find her place at rainbow high… and it took her until the runway show to be able to truly feel comfortable.

and like. i’ve been rooting for bella/amaya dynamic for awhile now. i see a lot of potential in this duo. we know they somewhat have tension. i mean. bella had a really awkward confrontation with amaya and that was rly their first and last conversation. sure they’ve been around each other like in the music video, at the end of s1, and when bella walked into the girls dorm s2ep2 but like. that’s it.

SO ANYWAY. what i’m trying to get at is that these two definitely need to become friends. i mean. they have a LOT in common. i was talking about the new girl situation because i feel like they can relate in that way. they both had an awkward entrance into rainbow high and could bond over that. it took amaya awhile to feel at home at rainbow high… so maybe she could become friends with bella and help her feel at home! they’re both very determined leader types. they’re really passionate and! they have the same friend group! so why not become friends?

- Jade and Bella

of course i will wonder about these two! i have no clue what to expect with them. the fandom and myself are really really really wanting to see these two become a canon sapphic couple. i really want to see this happen! and mga knows this. mga knows we want to see jella happen. i mean, they literally snatched the ship name from us and plastered it into their vlogs. so they KNOW

anyway. these two are literally going through it rn. the way jade’s eyes lit up when she saw bella was back at rh. and now both of them are looking for each other and worried about each other. jade thinking bella is mad at her rn? please. i will sob. they are really holding off this jella reunion but i hope it’s for a good reason. i just want them to talk and have a good reunion… a hug……. happy tears, happy smiles…………..a love confession…

- Amaya

so i don’t really have much to say here but i’m just wondering about amaya this season. she’s definitely been advertised so much to the point that she essentially became like. THE main focus in season 1. this peeved some people but personally i loved amaya being like a sort of main character figure. she didn’t really take attention away from the other characters but also had that energy of being a main character anyway.

my point is, though, idk how she will play out in this season? like is she going to be as much of a main character as the main 6 are…. or will she play a bigger role? i have no clue. it seems bella is going to have a key focus this season, which makes sense, but it still just makes me wonder about amaya’s role this season

- Colin

i just hope this man does not get a development arc. i know some people want him to…. but i just. i don’t. i don’t understand. the point of him existing was to show that cheating is wrong and to display girl power. by teaching that skyler didn’t need a man to prove her worth. that she is her own person. her own strength! i really hope that colin and bella don’t have anything omfg.

- Winter Break

i’m really. REALLY excited for the winter break arc. it’s about time we get to see some backgrounds outside of rainbow high! plus the animated tidbits of ruby, sky, and violet in their wb outfits in the wb commercial was everything.

i’m so excited to see their new hairstyles, to see them with their snow gear and more. omg. of course i think the twins will be involved in this arc someone. krystal briefly mentioned the twins’ family having a ski lodge. and then of course we see sunny with her skis so like. yea!! i just wonder how these episodes would play out. or episode. but anyway like… will they just vibe? or will there be a problem of sorts? if it’s winter break then it probably won’t tie into school or like projects or anything like that

- Kia Hart

i’m actually hoping kia gets some focus this season. like. what is she going to do? is she going to pair another couple together? (if so, please be jella. okay wait seriously what if she is the key to reuniting jade and bella together… anyway) i just hope to see more of her and possibly more of her and krystal together haha. but kia just vibes so far, it would be lovely to get more of her!

- The A’s

so ainsley is finally beginning to get some attention! i really hope we continue to get more of her as well as avery, and aidan of course! we did get a bunch of content of aidan but you can never have enough honestly.

but i just wonder about how the A’s will be this season. like will they do anything significant? are bella and avery going to remain close? what is going on!!!

- The Malibu Line

so we literally know nothing about this except

but i still wonder like. if we will get to see anything about it at any point during the web series. perhaps it would be more of a summer thing. but it definitely means something if Bella is in it! (also i’m just generally excited for her new doll. omfg.)

- The Rock Line

so we also know almost nothing about this except

saw someone discuss that the music being heard during s2ep2 could be in regards to the rock battle. honestly. what if this is some sort of project? battle of bands or something? that would be cool lol. anyway i’m intrigued for this line mainly because of all the clothing leaks we have been getting omg.

- The Slumber Party Line

we have known about this for a little while (with the theory of the baby blue girl being in it) but i’m just curious as to who the characters are and if they will be in the web series at all.

- Jett Dawson

okay so. this is a big one. jett being a collector doll, i feel like she’ll definitely play a crucial role in the series. so like. who will she be to the main characters? it says she’s generally nice. why was she giving that look to the girls after their runway performance? IDK! i have no clue what to expect with her. i feel like the expectations i had for amaya (before we knew anything about her) will be put into jett because. the vibes i got from amaya ever since we just had her doll… i am also kind of getting from jett. so i’m eager!

#rainbow high #rainbowhigh #rainbow high dolls #rh: episode predictions #rh: theories

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kniesyswrld · 3 years

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Beach House• b. dillon

(You and Brenden go to a beach house for the weekend to get away)

Warning(s): Fowl Language and Smut

I’m on vacation at my beach house rn, so I decided to make an imagine as a memory

Song Inspired By: Summer 91 (Looking Back) by Noizu

“Come on, Bren.” I said, picking up my suitcase out the car and dragging it into the beach house. “T.J., Tom, and Alex are gonna be here soon.” I said to him.

He just shrugs, “And..?” He said with a slight attitude, “And we need to get the biggest room, so help me move stuff in it.” I said to him.

“Ok, alright!” He said and he walks past me, I slap his butt and he gasps before flipping me off.

I drag our suitcases while he carries our blankets to the bedroom, “This is the one. Look at the view and size.” I said to him, “It’s a beauty.” He says with his hands on his hips and I roll my eyes at how ‘hockey’ he is.

“Ok. I sleep on the left side of the bed, closest to the wall because I want to.” I said to him and he chuckled, “I’m here to protect you if you’re scared.” He winks.

I rolled my eyes at him then kissed his cheek, “I’m gonna go help Tom, you stay in here.” I said to him and he nods before hopping on the bed and pulling his phone out.

“Hey, boys.” I said greeting them, they all hug me one after another and smile. “Hey, Y/n.” Tom said.

They all walk inside the house and look around, “It’s nice in here. Thanks Y/n, for inviting us.” T.J. says and I nod.

“Yeah! It’s no problem, I know you guys have been working hard so you deserve a vacation.” I said to them, “Thanks. Where’s Dilly?” Tom asked me.

I point to our room and he nods, “We’re gonna go get situated then we’re going down to the beach.” I told the boys, “Okay.” Tom says and I smiled before walking back to my room.

*After Getting Situated*

“You boys coming?” I ask them as I fix the top of my bikini, “Wow you have an amazing body, Y/n.” Alex says to me, “Watch it, Ovi. I’ll tell your wife and then beat you up myself.” Brenden says.

Alex puts his hands up in defense then chuckled, “My bad, man. She’s your girl.” He says and I smiled at the two childish men.

“Come here, darling.” Brenden says to me and kisses the top of my head, “Y’all ready to swim?” I asked them, “Wow, you are just so Pennsylvanian.” T.J. says.

I chuckled and grab my purse, I put my sunglasses on then look at the men. “Let’s go, buds.” I said and walk out to the beach.

“Let’s set up righ there, love.” Brenden says to me, I only nod and set my beach chair down and put my stuff beside it.

I sit on my chair and the men take their shirts off, “All you need work out more. That beer is not doing y’all any favors.” I say to them and they all scoff.

“Y/n doesn’t know what she’s talking about guys, we look sexy. Look at that old lady down there checking us out.” Brenden says and I look to where he says to look and I laugh.

They all look at me and laugh too, “Come on, kids. Let’s go swim now.” I say and stand up, with them following right behind me.

“Brenden, stop splashing me!” I squealed as he kept hitting me in the face with water, “Why would I do that? It’s so much fun.” He says and I scream.

He kept splashing me and I’ve had enough, “Stop it! Or I won’t fuck you tonight.” I say to him, he instantly stopped splashing me and all the guys are laughing.

“Thank you, baby.” I say to him and he walks over to me and pecks my lips. “I love you.” He says to me, “Love ya too, my baby.” I say and he hugs me.

The boys all splash water on the both of us and groan, “Get a room!” Tom shouts and I laugh at him, I grab Brenden by the hem of his swim trunks and kiss his lips.

“Stop it!” Alex says covering his eyes and I laughed, I dip myself under the water then come back up. “I just wanted to be cooler.” I said and he nods, smiling at my small figure.

He kissed my head and walks to his friends, I walked out the water and decide to tan.

“Hey babe, we all just decided we should leave.” Brenden says in my ear and I turn my head to look at him, “We’ve been here for only 30 minutes!” I said to them.

They nod, “Yeah, but we want to start a fire and drink since it’s getting dark.” Tom says to me, “Um alright.” I say and began getting my stuff packed, “You can stay down here and tan, baby.” Brenden says to me.

“It’s getting dark.” I said to him, he nods and kissed my cheek. “K, babe.” He smiles and I grab onto his bicep to help me stand up, “Thanks.” I said to him and he nods.

I began walking back to the house and the guys ran to catch up with me, “You walk super fast.” Alex breathed out and I chuckled, “No you guys are just getting old and can’t keep up.” I snapped back.

“Damn, babe.” Brenden says and I smiled innocently at him, “What?” I asked and he shook his head, “Brenden, give me the key.” I said to him and his facial expression goes blank.

I began to feel worried, “I gave the key to you.” Brenden says to me. “Uh no you didn’t.” I said with a panicky chuckle, “Yes, he did.” Tom says to me.

“Hold on, guys.” I said and set my things down, I pay around my body and felt the key in my bikini top. “Got it, phew!” I say and they all sighed of relief.

Brenden slaps my ass, “That’s for scaring us.” He says and I turned around, “Spank me later.” I winked and he blushed while the others laughed and high fived me.

“Children.” T.J. says, shaking his head and pushing past me to go inside. “Excuse me, sir. You are only 6 years older than me.” I say to him, “Yeah and I’m 4 years younger than you.” Brenden says to him.

He smiled at us and walked back to his room, “I’m gonna go change then we can do whatever.” I say to the guys, “Alright, I’ll be in, in a second.” Brenden says and kissed my forehead.

“Ok, baby.” I said and walked to the room, I slip my clothes off and changed into a long shirt with no panties or pants.

I walked back out the room and the guys looked me up and down, “You have pants on?” Brenden asked me, “Maybe.” I said and walk outback.

“Babe, wanna sit on my lap?” Brenden asked running up to me, “No. I’m good, thanks though.” I smiled and he nods, kissing my neck and then walks back inside.

5 minutes later

Brenden and the guys came out a while later and they all had shirts on except Brenden. “Where is your shirt, baby?” I asked him. “In the room.” He said and I nod.

“Here, mom.” Alex says, passing me a beer. “You do know that you’re like 8 years older than me.” I said to him, “Yeah, but you’re a mom figure.” He said and I chuckled.

I accept the beer and open it, “Thanks, bud.” I said to him and he nods, smiling. “Dilly, you want a beer?” Alex asks him, “Yeah.” He says and Alex gave me the beer, so I could pass it to Brenden.

“Thanks, you two.” He says to Alex and I, “You’re welcome, baby.” I said to him and kiss his cheek, “You’re welcome, bro.” Alex says and Brenden tilts his head at him.

I sip my beer and sighed, “Who’s starting this fire?” I asked them, “You can.” Tom says and I nod, I bend over to where only Brenden knows I’m not wearing anything under.

“Babe.” He says and all attention adverts to him, I turn my head to look at him. “Hmm?” I asked, playing innocent.

He shook his head with a slight smirk, “You’re bad.” He says and I giggle. “You want me to change?” I asked him, “No.” He says with a sly grin.

“Good because I wasn’t gonna.” I said and he looks at the guys, “Wow.” He says and they chuckled. “I have no idea what’s going on, but yeah wow.” Alex says and I wink at Brenden.

He gives me bedroom eyes and I bit my lip, “Later, babe.” I said to him. “Okay.” He groans and I kiss his lips.

“Thanks for starting the fire, Y/n.” Tom says, smiling at me, “You’re welcome, Tom.” I smiled back and we all just sat out here watching the fire.

T.J. stands around it with a stick and poke the wood inside constantly, “We got s’mores!” I said grabbing the grocery bag and Tom, Alex, and T.J. cheer and I laugh.

“Gimme.” Alex says and I passed him the bag, they all tore into it and I smiled at Brenden. “Why you guys make s’mores. I’m gonna go get my dick wet.” Brenden says and carefully picks me up.

I squealed as he carries me to our room and he lays me on the bed, “Take that shirt off. You’re such a bad girl, what if one of the guys saw your vagina or ass.” He asked me.

“Then they’d see it.” I bit my finger sensually, he jaw clenched. “That’s what a slut would say. Are you a slut?” He asked me. “Only for you, daddy.” I giggle and his breath hitched.

He climbs on top of me, “Why isn’t your shirt off?” He asked me. “I was waiting for my daddy to take it off for me.” I tease and he grunts, “I’m gonna wreck your shit now.” He says and forcefully pulls my shirt off.

“No bra either? Wow, you really are a slut.” He said admiring my DD tits, “I just feel like everyone should know what’s yours.” I said to him, “I don’t want everyone to know, they are mine!” He said and I look at him innocently.

He grabs my tits and I let out a moan, “I’m sorry, daddy.” I whined. “You will be.” He says and I grin to myself, “Come on, baby! Wreck my pussy, I need your long, thick cock inside my pussy railing the fuck out of me.” I dirty talk.

“That’s it, turn on your stomach.” He ordered and I didn’t do what he asked, “Did you hear what I said? Are you deaf?” He asked me. “No, I just don’t wanna.” I urged on.

He grabbed a fistful of my hair and flips me onto my stomach, “You just like being manhandled.” He says to me, “Yea.” I said, “Okay. You’ll be manhandled.” He says to me:

“Please.” I begged, “Shut up, slut!” He says to me and slaps my face. “Sorry.” I whispered and he chuckled. “You just don’t like to listen, do you?” He asked me.

I shook my head, “That’s not what I wanted to hear.” He tsked his teeth and I let out a muffled moan. “Come on, daddy! I’m horny, wreck my shit. Unless, you’re too pussy to do so.” I said.

“What did you just say to me?” He asked me, “You’re a pussy.” I said with a laugh. “You won’t be laughing in a second.” He says and he ripped his clothes off then hops on the bed.

He grabs my throat and I let out a choking noise, “Baby.” I said to him, he shook his head. “You wanna act like a slut. I’m gonna treat you like one.” He says and rammed his dick inside of me.

“Oh fuck.” I moaned and he lets go of my throat and began grabbing my hair. “No moaning!” He says and I bit down on the bed sheets. “That’s right.” He moans out as he kept bottoming out before sliding out of me.

He pulls out of me and starting tying my limbs to the bed posts (arms and legs). He put a pair of my panties in my mouth and kept holding onto my hair, he slams back into me without any warning and I let out a muffled moan.

“Shut up!” He said and kept pounding my pussy from behind, he makes dark and painful hickeys on my neck and my fists curl into balls.

Tears are streaming down my face out of pain and pleasure. “You are so tight for being a slut.” He said to me, he wipes my tears with his tongue and I let out a noise.

“You all fucked out?” He asked me, “No.” I say and he chuckled. He goes harder, if possible, and I thought I was dying.

To make things worse, he added his fingers to my clit and the pleasure was too much. I let out a loud cry and he didn’t stop, “Shh.” He says and I screamed in pleasure.

“Harder.” I said hoping for it to make me cum faster, he snaps his hips harder in me and I felt him in my guts. “That’s right, bitch. You’re gonna feel my dick in your guts for disobeying me.” He says to me.

I let out a wail and he takes the panties out of my mouth, “Moan for me, babygirl.” He says and I did. “Good girl.” He says to me.

“You’re taking me so well, honey.” He says to me and slows his pace, I know he’s soon gonna cum. Along with me.

He slaps my ass and then his cock twitched inside me, he came inside of me and a few seconds later I came as well. “Fuck.” He breathed out and untied me.

“Ouch.” I said as I fell on the bed, he flips me onto my back and looks at my face. Flushed, mascara running down my face, and fucked out.

He rubs my cheek soothingly, “Was that too much?” He asked me. “Just a little, but I enjoyed it.” I said with a strained voice, “I’m sorry, m’love.” He says and stood up.

“Here, lemme clean you up.” He smiled and wets a wash cloth, he wiped my pussy and thighs but I let out a hiss of pain. “Ouch.” I say and he decided to pat it down.

He wipes himself off too because I made a mess all over him. “Wanna go back out there?” He asked me and I shook my head.

“I just got fucked really hard. I’m staying in here to sleep.” I told him, “Okay, babygirl.” He says and kissed my forehead, before putting his clothes on and walking out the room.

#hockey imagine #hockey smut #nhl fanfiction #nhl imagine #nhl smut #hockey #nhl #hockey fic #nhl x reader #washington capitals #brenden dillon

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clonesupport · 2 years

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Interview with a Fic Writer

tagged by @captastra! thanks💞^^ i tag anyone who sees this and wants to do them!

1. how many works do you have on ao3? 18! i’m still a baby lol

2. what’s your total ao3 word count? 59 674^^

3. what are your top 5 fics by kudos? A Good Night’s Rest (Arcane: League of Legends), Property of the Jedi Master (The Clone Wars), One’s Fill is Another’s Satisfaction (Detroit: Become Human), A Cork in a Bottle of Champagne (The Outer Worlds), One Last Time (The Outer Worlds)

4. do you respond to comments? why or why not? yes! because i’ve gotten like a total of three so far so like i’m desperate to talk to people who comment, it’s such a rare occurrence for me to get a comment lol

5. what’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending? i don’t even think i’ve written any fics that ended with angst, i’m currently writing a series named Saudade’s Affair (Red Dead Redemption 2) with angst but it’s not done and it only has some angst in like one chapter lol and i don’t plan to finish it with angst, i don’t really like angst tbh, im too emotionally unstable to do angst ahahaha

6. what’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending? honestly all my fics end happy or well so like all of them i guess lol

7. do you write crossovers? i haven’t done so yet and i honestly haven’t really thought to write any cuz i’m not usually one to do au’s and stuff but if i think of a good one or a good one is pitched to me i’d be down

8. have you received hate on fics? only rude annoying comments a long time ago when i used to write in high school but that was like fives years ago lol

9. do you write smut? if so, what kind? lmfao like anyone needs to ask that question when they give my master list a single glance, yes i write a lot of smut lol it’s just about all i write, and i write it all, anything and everything, crazy shit, basic shit, all of it. as long as it’s nsfw and smutty and sexy i’m writing it ^^

10. have you ever had a fic stolen? yes, once. again, this was in high school so a long time ago, it really hit me hard tho as some angsty 15 year old lol i think it was one of the reasons i completely stopped writing for a good five years actually

11. have you ever had a fic translated? nope! that’d be cool tho

12. have you ever co-written a fic before? nar lol

13. what’s your all time favourite ship? oh god honestly idk, im usually a selfish self-insert bastard ahahaha so i never think much about ships, but i do love bones and booth from bones, that was one of my firsts and i still love it to today ahaha

14. what’s a wip that you want to finish, but don’t think you ever will? low key all of the ones i have rn lmfao that comes to a total of 15, my writers block eased a smidge for one thing of hcs but the thought of writing an proper fic again is exhausting and it sucks cuz i really wanna write them so so bad. i need a new brain with a higher power meter TT one i know for sure has a very slim chance of ever getting written is a joel miller x reader cnc fic i’ve had in my drafts for like half a year now that i haven’t touched in months.

15. what are your writing strengths? i think detailed explanations of small things lol, i like the details when it comes to writing so it’s really what i focus on ^^

16. what are your writing weaknesses? just about everything else lmfao i’m not a good writer and my grammar is for shit, never got good grades in english classes and always got shit marks for creative story writing no matter how much i loved doing it. i was always told my stories lack plot and just general sense, so i never write in depth stories anymore lol probably why i stick to short porn without plot oneshots ;p i’m also extremely hard on myself lol always have been, so i’ve never really seen anything good in my writing unless someone bluntly tells me so, without that selfish need for approval i feel like i’m ass lmfao which is something i really gotta break out of

17. what are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in fics? only if i know the language, i’m trilingual but i only know how to write/read 2/3 of them so probably only english and french, mandarine if i had good help but that’s it. i don’t want to look dumb or disrespect the language i would be writing from google translate lmfao it’s never good that way.

18. what was the first fandom you wrote for? i dont quite remember but i think it was supernatural for when i first started in my early teens and clone wars/star wats after my five year hiatus lol

19. what’s a fandom/ship you haven’t written for yet, but want to? oh god i mean i kind of have that list on my character request list lol but umm top ones would probably be some star wars/clone wars/bad batch characters i haven’t written for, i need to write for my man hosea matthews from red dead redemption, sam drake from uncharted cuz he’s like one of my favourite characters ever lol, overwatch tbh, more game of thrones characters, phineas wells and anton crane from outer worlds

20. what’s your favoruite fic you’ve written? probably a tie between Saudade’s Affair (even if it’s not done and i haven’t updated it in forever because of this fucking writers block TT), and Nice Necklace. Saudade’s Affair probably comes on top even if like 5 people read it lol it’s my first ever series that i’ve actually carried through with and planned and didn’t delete after like two chapters cuz i gave up ahahaha that story has a special place in my heart and so does josiah trelawny, thinking of him and that story bring me so much comfort and happiness and i can’t wait to keep writing it when my god damn brain lets me. Nice Necklace was my first ever max fic and i’d been wanting to make my own max fic for like 2.5 years since i’ve played tow and that fic got me back into writing and was also oh so purely self indulgent lol.

✨honorable mentions: No Rest for the Vicar, Desperate Times Call for Desperate Measures, A Night at Burlesque, The Vicar’s Tiny Dancer (i think i have a thing for burlesque tropes AHAHA)

#tagged #lavtalks #i’m cursed with the worst writers block and i’m so impatient to get rid of it #i wanna write so bad TT

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tmntgirlie · 4 years

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TMNT x Reader

Helping You Bleach Your Hair

Prompt: Heyoo :) hope you are having a fantastic evening/morning/afternoon/timeless endeavor in the void, could I request hcs of the boys helping their s/o bleach/dye their hair? In the process rn and would love some helping hands tysm ❤️❤️

Oh my gosh, why haven’t I thought of doing this one sooner? I’ll try to use laypersons’ terms as much as possible and not too much hairdresser lingo. Hope you like it! (Pro tip: please don’t bleach your hair at home. As a licensed cosmetologist, I wouldn’t even do so on myself)

Leonardo

“Y/N? Hon, where are you- what are you doing?”

“Uh-”

“What is that stuff on your head?”

You quickly explained what you were doing

It really wasn’t that big of deal- you wanted a chance, and you thought that lightening your hair would bring that change

Plus, once you got to blonde, you wanted to try all sorts of fun colors

“Is it supposed to look like cake frosting?”

“Saturation is key. Can you help me get to the back?”

Leonardo gingerly took the color brush from your hand

“What do I do with it?”

“You take thin slices of hair and brush the product on. Don’t get too close to my scalp, though, stay an inch away. That part is supposed to be last, I think”

You never had somebody more gentle working on your hair

You had your fingers crossed the entire time

It’s just hair, you kept telling yourself

What’s the worst that could happen?

Maybe you should have recorded yourself in case you screwed up

You could be the star of a new Brad Mondo video that way, make some coin

Twenty minutes later, Leo handed the brush back to you

“What now?”

“Wait another twenty minutes, I think, then do my roots- then rinse and tone”

“Tone?”

You had so much to teach this terrapin about hair

Raphael

“What the fuck is on your head?”

“Raphie! Baby! I’m just bleaching my hair!”

“The fuck is that?”

You scoffed

He was not in a good enough mood to appreciate your creativity

“I want to color my hair bright red, but I have to bleach it first so it’s really bright”

“Any particular reason you want red?”

“I’m starting to rethink it, actually”

“Well, who am I to stop you? Here, let me help”

You carefully handed him the color brush, hoping this wasn’t a mistake

Sure, he had his creative side, but he wasn’t this sort of creative that you knew of

“Thin slices, away from my root”

“Got it, babe. How thick do you want it?”

You grinned

“Thick as you can get it. It needs to be saturated so the lightener can penetrate better”

“Oh, penetration? That is something you know well”

He was kind of rough with your hair, but was it bad that you liked it?

Little tug here, a pull there

Your hair was probably not the only thing getting penetrated that night

Donatello

“Donnie! Donatello! Baby! Honeybuns!”

Your purple-banded turtle boyfriend ran into the room like it was on fire

“What? What is it, baby, what’s wrong?”

“Can you check to see if I got all of it?”

“Got all of it?”

You gestured to your hair

“How do you want me to look?”

You gave him a tail comb

“Use this, make sure every single strand is covered and that the roots aren’t touched. Can you do that for me please, baby?”

Donatello was certainly up for the challenge

He took that comb and ran the pointy end through your hair, inspecting every single strand of hair

He licked his thumb and wiped away anything that was even close to your scalp

“Isn’t this not safe to do at home?”

“Someone could say the same thing about your lab experiments”

He didn’t respond, just smiled and kept working

“What’s your goal with this, exactly?”

“I’m thinking of going for an icy blonde color”

“You’ll need to go a lot lighter than this”

“Well, yeah, it’s supposed to sit on for forty minutes. Sixty minutes max, I think”

“Did you even read the instructions?”

Donnie quickly researched ‘bleaching your hair at home’ and found out exactly what to do

If his baby wanted to be icy blonde, they were going to be icy blonde, dammit

Michelangelo

“Aw, you’re doing your hair without me?”

This turt thought himself to be a professional

After all, he had seen all of the Brad Mondo videos and bleach fails

He knew what to do, he knew what not to do

Dare I say he had more of an idea than you?

“Don’t tell me you got the T-18 toner- that’s a permanent color! Way too high ammonia for freshly bleached hair!”

“Don’t worry, babe, I got a demi gloss”

“What’s the goal here, babycakes? What are we working towards?”

You showed him a picture on your phone

At this point, he had completely taken over your home project

You weren’t complaining

It was hard to keep your arms up for that long

“Oh, easy peasy! Do you want me to throw in a few lowlights as well for dimension? You don’t want a flat hair color”

“Do you know how to do those?”

“Ooh! What about a balayage? I saw a bunch of videos on how to do them-”

“I already started the all over bleach, but maybe we can do that next time?”

“Next time?”

Oh, he was so excited

He didn’t have his own head of hair to screw with, and now he figured he had your permission to do your head

“This is going to look so bomb. Should I do a root tap so that it grows in better?”

There were days you questioned his knowledge of the world

This was a day where you questioned why he had this knowledge

Again, not that you were complaining

A/N

I’ll admit, this one was fun. I could totally picture the guys wanting to help you or being easily convinced to help their partner do their hair. In all seriousness, I do not condone bleaching/lightening your hair at home. BUT if you absolutely must, here are a few tips

Slow and steady wins the race. You don’t need 40v developer to get where you want to go. 10v works just fine

In short, developers determine how fast the hair will process. In my country, we have 4 kinds- 10 volume, 20 volume, 30 volume, and 40 volume. You can mix them (using math, yay!) to get to any volume inbetween or you can dilute them with water- but never use more than 1:1 ratios when doing so! You could kill the developer

10v developer will lift the ‘slowest’, but will cause the least amount of damage and can be stretched/left on a tiny bit longer than manufacturers instructions. As long as you can’t stretch you hair more than 70% elasticity, you should be okay

Follow mixing ratios stated on your color/bleach, but when using bleach, these ratios are more like guidelines. The product will work BEST if used as stated on instructions, but you can put in a little more developer to create a runnier consistency or a little more powder bleach to make it thicker. It will still work

When using foils, you don’t need a cake-frosting thick bleach mixture. You can do with a runnier consistency as long as it sticks to the foils and doesn’t slide right out

Use a thicker consistency for open-air processing or processing just using a cap or plastic bag. The outside will harden, but will keep the inside moist inside

Follow instructions from the manufacturer on timing. Start the timer when you start applying- if you take 20 minutes to apply and the bleach needs to process for 45 minutes, that first piece you bleached will be done when the other parts have 25 minutes to go

And for the love of God, use a demi permanent color and 10v developer or LESS if you are toning

Plus, toning needs to be on level or lower in order to work

Happy coloring!

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sparkles-and-trash · 4 years

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South Park Main 5, Headcanons Masterpost ~

Stan Marsh

Looks:

hair is actually nice and somewhat floppy naturally, but because he wears a hat most of the time, it’s usually flat and a little greasy kshdhsd

hair is that blue-ish black color

eyes is piercing ice blue

skin is light, kind porcelain like, but he also tans really fast?

soft sweaters are the only thing he’ll wear from early autumn to late spring

in summer he’ll literally only wear band shirts and flannels lol

Personality and General Trivia:

totally cares more for animals than most people let’s be real

sometimes he struggles with seeing things from others point of view and ha can come across as a little self centered

he is aware of it tho and tries to be better at it

his instagram is filled with Sparky haha

let’s Sparky sleep in his bed every single night even tho Sharon tells him not to

likes reading and writing, has a tiny obsession with dark themes and Lovecraftian stuff

he and Kenny volunteers at the local pet shelter and homeless shelter together

the pet shelter was Stan’s idea, and the homeless shelter was Kenny’s

wants to be edgy but is really just very soft

“Kyle said...”

believes everything Kyle tells him lol

enjoys video games a lot, prefers single player, story based ones tho

also still enjoys boardgames a lot, and when the big group isn’t up for hit, he, Tweek, Jimmy, Butters and Cartman groups together to nerd it out

has clinical depression, but is managing it with help of a therapist, his mom and friends

sometimes things gets pretty dark, but he is getting better at reaching out and asking for help in those times

Friendships:

like I mentioned above, he struggles a bit with seeing things for other’s point of view

but he is aware of his flaws and is trying to be better

can get a little bit caught up in his own drama, but listens when his friends tells him he needs to get over himself

will always stand up for his friends, especially if they’re not there to do it themselves

when he starts getting closer with Butters in early high school he gets really upset when he realizes how much he gets shit-talked

enjoys spending time with his friends individually, probably the most of the group, and takes initiative to do so a lot

which is very important to Kenny, since he tends to feel a little overlooked sometimes, and it makes their friendship really strong

same with Butters, except Butters doesn’t usually doesn’t mind mainly being in a group, but the first few times and Stan hangs out alone it’s obvious he really appreciates it

Family:

daddy issues

sorry I don’t make the rules lol

has a decent relationship with Sharon tho

she’s a good mom

and he wants to be a good son

Shelly is still kinda angry and scary

she keeps the “only I can beat you up bro” attitude and there is secretly mutual respect there

but we don’t talk about that!!!

Ships and relationships:

okay so my main ships for him are stutters (Butters), stenny (Kenny) and Style (Kyle)

my fav is stutters tho

I usually head canon him as bi or pan, but as with everyone in SP, I’m open to different interpretations if different Au’s and stories!

I just really like the idea of them learning to balance facing their issues AND celebrate the good things in life together

I def think he can be a bit insecure in relationships, struggling with feeling like he’s not enough, and would need a partner that naturally will be affirming and positive

that’s not to say he’s super needy or clingy, he’s just a bit insecure

but I really think he would truly be a good partner

he’s caring, kind and very appreciative

which is again why I really like him with Butters offh

Kenny McCormick

Looks:

sandy blonde hair that’s always messy and floppy/softly curled

teeth is kind of crooked due to lack of funds for braces

his front teeth are kinda big and has a significant gap

lots and lots of freckles man

all over his face, shoulders, back, hands and arms

tans fast

I actually really like him with brown eyes? like, soulful deep brown eyes

but also very, very clear blue ones, like almost unnatural (yes that’s a mysterious thing)

medium tall

wears his hoodies, usually with the hood up, no matter if it’s freezing or a heatwave

not conventionally attractive, but charming looking lol

likes to wear some eyeliner every now and then

and nail polish, but it��s like super clumsily put on and always chipped

Personality and General Trivia:

falls asleep in class a lot, but always seems to know the answer if the teacher asks him something

also has decent grades

I think he’s way smarter than he gives himself credit for, both socially and school wise

the therapist of the groups

actually, the therapist of the whole school

knows a lot of secrets due to this, but he always, ALWAYS keeps them

I see him as very friendly and approachable, but terribly hard to get close with

lots and lots of walls, man

very much an observer type?

quietly stays in the background if that’s an option

but if he is talked too, or feels like he has something to really contribute to in a conversation he’ll jump in and be comfortable talking and taking up space if he is with friends or people he knows

if not, he’ll just stay in the background with that.... look on his face that just makes you know he knows more than he says

works at Tweek’s parents coffee shop, is kinda close with Tweek because of this

zones out a lot

“…what?”

can fall asleep anywhere

Friendships:

is pretty close friends with Butters!

Butters used to have a little crush on him, but Kenny didn’t find out until years later lol

he also has a lot of patience with Cartman compared to the others

which is why Cartman actually cares when Kenny sets him in his place

likes learning new things, and does that with Kyle a lot!

both school and homework stuff, and things like cooking and other homey stuff, the two of them really bond with this

him and Stan volunteer together, and I already mentioned, and that time means a lot to Kenny

since he works with Tweek, the two of them are pretty close and good friends

is the one of the main boys who gets along the best with Craig and those guys

actually hangs out with them from time to time, so does Butters

it low-key drives the others crazy

Family:

I often like to think his parents would keep having these bursts where they try to get their shit together?

and it’s slow, and one step back and two backwards, but the fact that they’re trying at all means a lot to the kids after years of them... not

I can also see Kevin stepping up and taking more charge, Kevin get’s way too little love in this fandom!

Kenny usually never fights with his sibs

but when he does it’s with Karen, usually because he’s worried about her and it’s nor pretty

none of them can stay mad at each other for long tho

Kevin trying to be all “big brother” and kinda failing because he is chaotic, but he really wants to do right and Karen and Kenny knows that and appreciates it

Ships and relationships:

ohhh kay here we go, unpopular opinions ahead!

first, my main Kenny ships are Tokenny (Token x Kenny) and Stenny

rn Tokenny is my main, I love the potential dynamics, both with their personalties and backgrounds and families

I tend to head canon him as pan or bisexual, and demiromatic

I know the demiromantic part is... controversial, at best

but hear me out!

I see him being very comfortable with discussing sexual stuff, and being attracted to someone physically is never something he feels awkward or bad about

but when it comes to more emotional connections, he is way more awkward and fumbling

for those who doesn’t know, a demiromatic person (like myself! surprise!) won’t have crushes or romantic feelings for someone they don’t already have some form of emotional bond with! We can still feel sexual attraction tho, and some of us are comfortable with casual sexual encounters (like me!) and others are not, and both are very valid!

I usually have two ways of writing him

either him being comfortable having casual sexual interactions, but struggling with the romantic aspect and having to figure out how this works for him

him having some trauma related to debating sexually very early, thinking he was all ready and it was just sex, but getting his emotions caught up in it and being very heartbroken and confused, and therefore having issues with being intimate with people for a while

I mix them up depending on the story, but the first one is usually my go-to!

Kyle Broflovski

Looks:

he still covers his hair a lot, either with hats or hoods?

because I really see him being insecure about it

it’s a medium sort of red, and like, really curly and fluffy

not frizzy, big like... big

I usually give him green eyes, but I also could see him with a light brown or hazel!

some light freckles on his face that only really shows up if he’s spent time in the sun

pretty tall, kind of lanky

d i m p l e s

Personality and General Trivia:

big nerd energy

in every way, board games, video games, loves school, like genuinely, enjoys studying for tests, loves fantasy books, the longer and more complicated the better

co-captain of the debate team with Wendy

is good with arguments unless he gets too passionate on the subject, or if someone knows his weak points and uses them to tick him off

it’s usually Cartman

his mom wants him to go to an Ivy League but honestly he just wants to go to the same one in Denver as Stan, Butters and Cartman are planning on, and now that Kenny is also considering it he seriously think he’ll die if all his friends go to the same college without him

he struggles with FOMO, which is kind of an issue since he’s a busy guy, and some of his friends are not lol

if any one of these kids become a jock, it’s def Kyle with his basketball change my mind-

but not like, a letterman wearing fuckboy type of jock, but like, is obsessed with his sport and his team and works really hard to do well type of jock

Friendships:

very loyal

he and Stan walks Sparky together at least twice a week, just to be sure they’re always caught up with each other even when they’re busy with school, sports and dating

yeah they’re still super best friends

when they started high school he got closer to Wendy as she’s also on the debate team, in all of his AP classes and they share a lot of the same interests

they’re still good friends, but nothing more

the first time Cartman got really drunk was at a party freshman year, and at the time everyone was pretty fed up with him, and he ended up crying and Kyle found him, and Cartman thinks Kyle doesn’t remember, but he does

that was the first night Kyle really kinda understood why Cartman was the way he was, and even though he still thinks he’s a dick at times, he tries to remember everyone have a story, and to give people time

but he often gets too riled up to remember that lol

good pals with Jimmy, they share a lot of interests in fantasy stuff and have the same humor

he also start to go along well with Craig when they are around middle school age, but they’re both kinda too stubborn to admit they’re friends until a year later lol

Family:

even tho Sheila is pretty overbearing and can be too much, he is a mommy’s boy deep down

tense relationship with his dad

enjoys cooking, so that’s where he spends a lot of time with his mom!

tries his best to keep up with Ike and his life

sometimes he is a tad cringy when doing so, but Ike appreciates the gesture

Ike is pretty confident and strong in himself so he doesn’t care if Kyle is a bit awkward lol

the type of brothers who genuinely enjoys spending time together

Ships and relationships:

I like Style, Kyman, K2 and Kyvid!

I think he’d be a late bloomer when it comes to love and dating

struggles with opening up and letting himself feel these things

I often think of him as biromantic asexual, but I’m not always set on it!

he’d enjoy traditional dinner and a movie type of dates a lot, such a nerd

Eric Cartman

Looks:

keeps his hair cut pretty short and styled

has heterochromia iridium (different colored eyes), one blue and one brown

also he has a real nice smile when it’s a genuine one

which is rare but like

it happens

is kinda insecure about his weight and tries to compensate with always having the newest stuff and pretending not to care

sometimes tries to diet in secret

he isn’t huge anymore, but is still sort of broad, and isn’t skinny, but like..

kinda bulky, if he wears the right type of clothes it’s hard to see if he’s chubby or buff

but he is def chubby

Personality and General Trivia:

spends way to much time on reddit arguing with randoms

angry gamer, will call you a slur on voice chat

after almost getting dropped by his friends in middle school he tries a little harder to be a more decent person

still an asshole at heart, but like, an asshole who sometimes cares about some people

always tells people that’s he’s seen that meme before, even when he hasn’t

nothing is ever his fault and the only ones who can get him to admit he’s wrong are Kenny and, very, very rarely, Kyle

he wears supreme hoodies for a full year of High School and stands in line all night for the new ones and never shuts up about how he is the first in South Park to have the new stuff

Kenny finds it hilarious to buy the fake supreme stickers and put then on his own worn out hoodies

Kyle makes it his main goal in life to put things (everything from used gym socks to old food he finds in his locker) in Cartmans hoods and see how long it takes for him to notice

can’t handle alcohol, is constantly being teased for it

sloppy drunk lol

one of the main reasons the other bothers with Cartman trough middle school, when he is at his worst, is because of his big basement, the old Coon Lair, who got a big renovation around 7th grade and is an awesome, private hangout spot with a big TV and wifi and gaming systems

Friendships:

constantly says he hates his friends but would die if everyone left him

is secretly terribly jealous of Kyle, both his closeness to Stan, his basketball skills, his grades and his family

but they had that thing in Freshman year when Kyle found him drunk, alone and sad, and Cartman himself barely remembers it, and doesn’t think Kyle does because he never mentioned it

but he does

so much tension there, but also co-dependency

sees Kenny and Butters as his best friends, and knows deep down neither of them feel that way about him and it secretly kills him

is in the same board game group with Stan

is low-key terrified of Tweek lol

Family:

big mommy issues

but also very protective of her

I really enjoy the AU/headcanon that Liane marries Clyde’s dad

it’s not like, the only version I like, but I put it in as many au’s and works of mine as I can

I def think both boys would be mortified right away

but Clyde comes around first, because he really wants a brother, even if that brother have to be Cartman

Cartman would never admit it, but after some time he really starts to see Clyde as a brother and genuinely cares for him

Ships and relationships:

I mainly see Cartman as gay

sometimes I start of AU’s and stories with him not being out to himself or anyone else tho, I think that whole journey for him will be very interesting and help him grow as a person

I def think he’d have a few girlfriends before he comes out tho?

he can be very charming when he wants too yanno

my only Cartman ship is kyman atm, but I’m def open to explore more of

Leopold Butters Stotch

Looks:

I really really really like T A L L Butters???

like tall and gangly and adorable

I know it’s very popular to head canon that he bleaches his hair, but I like to think he has very light blond air naturally!

keeps it short on the sides and longer on top, with cute ass curls

soft sky blue eyes

also dyes his bangs light blue in high school!!

Pete the goth helps him because he is a pro of dying bangs

I like to think he’d be into pastel grunge, and keep his love for Hello Kitty and Sanrio etc, but still be a bit more... edgy?

Personality and General Trivia:

one of those people who’s friendly with almost everyone

but that doesn’t mean he’s friends with them, yanno?

gets drunk from one wine cooler

loves the theater and is in the drama club, but likes to be behind the stage, not on it

wants to be a director one day

watches Netflix on his phone every single time he has any time to spare, because he’s always binging a show

is usually pretty positive and kind, gives people the benefit of the doubt

but can be very stubborn, and if he has decided he dislikes or doesn’t trust someone, it’s almost impossible to change his mind

Friendships:

Butters put up with Cartman for so long because he genuinely thinks he can be fun when he’s not horrible, and he really tries his best to believe in people

he was also the first one to forgive him after the others cut him off

a very loyal and fun friend

takes a lot of initiative to do stuff, and loves hosting movie nights

thinks of these boys as his closest friends, but is also real close to Wendy, Bebe, Jimmy and Tweek

Family:

I just hate Stephen so much you guys

so tbh I usually like to just... have Linda leave him, or straight up kill him off oops

I know Linda is terrible too, I do, but I think she could possibly have a moment of realization if something happens like Butters potentially being taken away?

idk I’m not gonna go too deep into this, I know it’s such a heavy topic and I don’t wanna seem like I just ignore it, but I personally don’t usually include Stephen directly in my stories, and this is why, I hope y’all understand and respect that!

Ships and relationships:

my main Butters ship is Stutters (Stan x Butters)

I mentioned a lot why in Stan’s headcanons?

but idk, I just really think they’d balance each other well, and could have a very interesting and cute relationship!

I usually headcanons him as pan or gay, and genderqueer, but I’m open for other interpretations too!

he does date a little bit, but have never been in a real relationship and isn’t stressing about it!

he did have a pretty huge crush on (a very unaware) Kenny during middle school, but then they started hanging out a lot more and became really close and Butters didn’t really bring it much thought?

that’s until Cartman gets jealous and throws out a “what are you guys dating and fucking and being gay huh???” and Butters mind immediately goes to “omg ew no he’s like my brother!”

aaand that’s how Butters realized he was over his crush

they two of them stay close friends tho, Kenny makes Butters laugh and helps him be more sure of himself and Butters helps Kenny remember that they’re still just kids and should have fun and be good

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