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Andrew Minyard's date ideas

Go break into the gym and teach each other how to do cool things on the roof using their equipment plus a few bring alongs (knife throwing, self defense things, gymnastics, WHY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO AERIAL SILKS!?)

This family owned shop in the middle of nowhere that has fruit smoothies, ice cream, and homemade dried fruits that sits across from a park and stays open pretty late. (See: sitting on the swings and throwing dried mango at Neil and eating ice cream while the sun sets)

Climbing the old water tower on an abandoned warehouse and finding a fully prepared picnic to eat while they enjoy the view. (The fact that this affectionate idiot climbed this tower twice in one day for Neil proves he is infact in love.)

Taking Neil on a tour of an Olympic track compound and he gets to use their running simulator. ("Blackmail gets you places. Sometimes those places are jail, sometimes those places are full of rabbits and their tenders.")

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Interviewing the Foxes pt. 1

Let me know if y’all like this, it’s pretty fun. Any questions you want to ask them?

Hello there! Today we are joined by the Palmetto State Foxes. This interview will be released in portions, so be sure to check back! Let’s start with a few fun questions!

If you could only eat 1 food for the rest of your life, what would it be?

Dan: Oh wow, probably these granola bars. *holds up wrapper* Sadly not sponsored, but they are great. (*laughs*)

Matt: You can’t go wrong with pizza. (Fair, fair, any toppings?) Mushrooms, peppers, sausage, and extra cheese. (A safe option.)

Andrew: *glares* ice cream. *leaves* (I think we can all relate to that one.)

Neil: *cringes at Andrew’s answer* Any fruit honestly. (If you had to pick one?) The most available? Fruit is fruit. (Fair enough.)

Kevin: This is a bad question, balance is important. *leaves* (Kevin Day everybody, proving that regardless of our joking, these athletes do take their diets seriously!)

Nicky: Käsekuchen with chocolate strawberries! Oh, or rouladen! (For those unfamiliar?) Traditional German cheesecake or steak wrapped pickles with mustard. Trust me, google it. Then tinder your way to your local German grandma’s house, it’s worth it! (I see your time across the big pond left an impression! But Nicky isn’t wrong, they are both amazing dishes.)

Arron: *blank stare of thinking for 5 solid seconds* Cool Ranch Doritos. (Opinion on traditional Doritos?) They stain hands worse than iodine. (At the risk of being sued, I have to agree. *laughs*)

Renee: I’m a big fan of vegetable Tsuivan, it’s a Mongolian stir-fried noodle dish. (Variety, nice! You can never go wrong with Mongolian.)

Allison: Caramel lava cake. (Sign me up!)

You can find more questions and conversations coming up on @hogwarts-in-beaconhills ! Thanks for reading~

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I want Kevin Day making freezer casseroles for the monsters because "ICE CREAM IS NOT A BALANCED DIET, PLEASE-" but he has press conferences for the next three days.

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AFTG Pride

I need an AFTG Pride event like yesterday so I'm writing it. :)

Nicky has the idea, because obviously, that exy needs a pride event to celebrate diversity and self expression within professional athletics.

Allison agrees immediately because planning things is one of her hidden talents and there is nothing more important than telling the high and mighty what to do with their outdated expectations.

They call in Renee, Matt, and Dan to help them write up a full proposal for the board and public.

Obviously, Allison has the connections they need to get the public behind it via the press, but Kevin has the connections they need in the game. (See 27 hours straight of "CALL JER AND TELL HIM WE WANT GAY WEEK. PEOPLE LISTEN TO JER." "NO. JEREMY HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO THAN PUBLICIZE YOUR HAIR BRAINED IDEAS NICKY." "ANDREW, TELL HIM WE WANT GAY WEEK!" "I could, but you see, I'm a little busy." *continues staring out window watching Neil on his run*)

Andrew and Neil are both pretty 乁( •_• )ㄏ about the idea. Arron is busy with pre med and is pretty sure it doesn't concern him.

In the end, Neil (who owes Matt a favor) picks up the phone, plants the seeds he needs, and simply waits until Jer asks Kevin about it. Kevin obviously can't tell Jer no so he ends up telling him about the idea. Jeremy loves it.

With Jeremy in the loop, a full proposal written and planned, and enough hints dropped by the press to convince a statue to move; Allison, Dan, and Renee represent the team as they pitch the idea to the board.

Obviously, they can't turn it down at this point. Renee may have had to politely intimidate someone, but all in the name of good and never with enough to be accused.

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Andrew:

Neil:

Andrew:

Neil:

Kevin: I AM RIGHT HERE.

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Things I have learned tonight: it is very hard to take a picture of your tonsils, I have tonsil stones, you remove tonsil stones by pushing them out with a thing, my body will physically override me and I can't physically push a thing down my throat, I have the gag reflex of a morning sick virgin, I'm okay with letting my tonsils die and be removed. This has been, things I have learned tonight. Thank you.

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My favorite things about Netflix's Bubble:

-sensory representation (hypersensitive auditory processing, sensory seeking)

-beautiful animation (LOOK AT THE FLOWER SCENES AND THE PRETTY BUBBLES AND LIKE EVERYTHING)

-simple plot (parkour meets the little mermaid)

-EXPLAINS THINGS SIMPLY (they use characters to just straight up TELL you about the game and history of the bubbles)

-deals with scientific inaccuracies (they tell you that they don't know how it happened, it's just here so enjoy the movie)

-subtle representation (poc, glasses, headphones, body types, female scientists, amputee, ECT)

-pretty music (calm)

-they don't raise the sound and saturation of color for dramatic danger scenes (the sound changes, but they use actual noises rather than volume to convey what is happening)

-action/love scenes (I can't spoil more than that but it's cool and sweet)

#bubble netflix #hogwarts.in.beaconhills #movie recommendation #bubble #netflix #comfort movies #pretty #calm movie #anime movie

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Bubble from Netflix is so cute and is now my comfort movie. Highly recommend.

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Andrew Minyard Approved Smoothie

- frozen berries (I use strawberries, blue berries, black berries, and raspberries)

- peanut butter (or similar but butter, this is for thickness)

- small spoonful of chocolate milk powder

- small dollop of whipped cream (texture and sweetness)

- honey to taste

- dash of water

- OPTIONAL nuts for texture

You want 3/4 of your glass/bowl full of berries, a giant scoop of nut butter, and the rest of your ingredients in a blender. Blend until smooth. Top with nuts, a drizzle of honey, and whipped cream.

(more details in comments)

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Random things I plan to do this Spooky Season

Watch Hocus Pocus and Hocus Pocus 2

Make carmel apples (but like where you pre cut it so you can break it apart to eat)

Binge watch the Fear Street Movies

Make carmel popcorn

Go to the apple orchard

Carve a pumpkin

Throw a Halloween party with my close friends only (small parties are under rated and we go all out)

Wear so many pairs of Halloween earrings

Go thrifting for creepy decorations

Befriend a crow

Make a fall bouquet for my partner

Go goblin hunting (search the woods and local parks for small goblin objects)

Go camping

Carve turnips (Google it)

Make a paper skull

Collect spider webs (use black spray adhesive to get OLD webs onto paper)

Inktober

Make pumpkin bread

Make pumpkin muffins

Use a quart of fake blood (it's a tradition)

#Halloween #hogwarts.in.beaconhills #pumpkin #spooky #inktober #spooky season #things to do

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Nicky's Quick "Pickle" Recipe

Julianne cucumber and add to a bowl.

Add 1:1 water and white vinegar until it stand 1/2 inch taller then cucumber.

Add salt and mix until fully disolves. It should taste just under offensively salty.

Leave in the refrigerator overnight before eating. Keeps decently well (in my experience)

Great on burgers, salads, and cold sandwiches. Great for summer. (But let's be honest, it's great WHENEVER you need a pickle or salty snack.) -Hale

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Make these Characters

(Based on my friend group irl)

Invincible, has asthma and sleep apnea.

True neutral, obsessed with one very specific genera of celebrity.

Happy go lucky, is a walking crisis.

Long, tall, stabby.

Pie making mom friend, Chaotic Lawful ™.

Smol Theater Rat, recommend careers from school assessment are: bartender, mortician, sales representative.

Subtle theater kid, kind life of the party.

Religious anxiety ball, fears long, tall, stabby friend.

Proud, firey, flirty.

#make these characters #hogwarts.in.beaconhills #writing prompt #writing #original character #fictional characters #character creation

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Neil Josten Approved Smoothie

- 3 tbs oats

- giant spoonful of nut butter (thick is best, I use peanut butter)

- big scoop of frozen berries (I use strawberries, blueberries, black berries, and raspberries. 1/2 to 3/4 of your cup or bowl)

- sprinkle of cinnamon

- sprinkle of chocolate milk powder (optional)

- water to texture (important for blending, but add a little to start and more if needed. Or milk)

- tiny squirt of peach jelly (very strong in my experience, but very good. We all know Neil likes peaches.)

Blend until smooth, add nuts and honey to garnish. Comes out a rich, warm purple. Substitute as you like.

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#Full permission to share WITH CREDIT #womens rights #womens health #abortion #abortion is a human right #pro choice #hogwarts.in.beaconhills #be informed #support women #people with wombs #abortion is healthcare #reproductive health #reproductive choice #reproductive freedom #freedom

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If I ever tell you that I have a posting schedule, please understand that I'm in my delulu-zion era and think I'm not actively lying through my teeth <3 (it is wishful thinking at its best babes)

-Hale

#delulu #is this a hot take #hogwarts.in.beaconhills #delusional #no schedule #idealistic planner with depression and a chronic illness #im sorry #be informed #iykyk lol

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Dear anybody with a plain white phone background,

Please reblog so I can block you. That is concerning behavior. Also, please try to justify it so I can read before I block you.

-With hate, Hale <3

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