#hollands taste

[foxdev1l]

CHOMP CHOMP

(this category is called 'losing my fucking mind while simultaneously satisfying my carnal hunger')

(i've got like three more of these, but they are a bit...scandalous. so i put them in a third category that i proudly named 'the insanity of a man ready to face hell', or in short 'my Magnum Opus'. might post it sometime if im feeling silly)

#oh look!!! it progressively got worse #please don't ask me what happened in the last few pictures #i think i finally lost it #chomp chomp #the carnal urge to eat a man #carnal cannibalism #i bet he tastes great #this is a little bit like Where's Waldo #ryan gosling #holland march #the nice guys #luke glanton #colt seavers

[ancient-rome-au]

Many good points by Tom Holland in this essay, but my favorite is the analogy of

historical empires : charismatic megafauna :: Roman Empire : Tyrannosaurus rex

The reason [for our enduring obsession with Rome] is likelier to be altogether more visceral. The Roman Empire was the apex predator of antiquity: powerful, terrifying, box-office. If that makes it sound like a tyrannosaur, then perhaps that is no coincidence. The Romans, much like the dinosaurs, are not merely glamorous—they are also safely extinct.

#i accept that i my taste and interests are basic #tom holland #ancient rome #history #tagamemnon

[unchartedthelostlegacy]

I love Frey Holland I love Forspoken. I love her attitude and her wit and her strength and her pain and her realism as a homeless former foster kid who doesn't trust others right away and expects pain from her life and trusts children and animals the most. I love her triumph over her suicidal moments I love her finally opening up to Auden about her fear that she is the one bringing terrible things on herself, regardless of how it's never been her fault; trauma is like that. I love how she immediately gives people nicknames and I love how she takes nobody's shit and her bookish awkward I-don't-dance charm. Gamers are weak imagine if a woman was the main character and wasn't a child appearing waifu in skintight clothes and was a fully realized character and said fuck omg worst game ever

#forspoken #frey holland #if you are a forspoken hater actually i feel so bad for your lack of taste sorry #have fun playing foamstars pshshshahahhaha #they hate her for being smart Black AND angry

[mrsdulac]

Can’t Get Over You - A Frey/Cuff playlist

#shoutout to phoenixiancrystallist for the screenshots!!! thank you love 💕 #these two make me SO unwell in the best way 😭❤️ #pls go easy on me bc my taste in music is all over the place lol #but these songs give me their vibes ❤️ #lmk what you think or if you want to add any songs pls DM me!!! #i am open to any and all suggestions!!!!! #forspoken #frey x cuff #frey holland #cuff forspoken

[lonepower]

“Don’t point at it.”

#forspoken #forspoken spoilers #frey holland #cuff #susurrus #forspokenedit #vgedit #gamingedit #chi's adventures in gifsets #unfortunately. i am a dumb bitch with terrible taste who will never change #and this is..one of my favorite dynamics 😔

[ctkira]

after work hollander doodle yayy

#final fantasy vii #ffvii #crisis core #hollander #this is based off his weirdly hot concept art #sorry for having deplorable taste in video game men it will happen again #also still haven't finished cc yet T_T #june's art

[yakult-kettle]

I don't feel like writing my whole thoughts on each of these but FWIW

Here's some media I engaged with this year that I enjoyed/struck me and I thus recommend to people:

Games -Death Stranding (GOTY to me) -Inscryption (1st Act is supreme to me) -How Fish Is Made (FREEEE) -Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog (very good srsly)

Movies/Shows -Moon (sci-fi thriller, 2009) -Perfect Blue (the last of Satoshi Kon's (RIP) work I hadn't seen yet) -Bunch of "older" films I'll lump together: Soylent Green, Westworld, Arsenic and Old Lace, Dracula (Christopher Lee) -The Green Knight (artsy, 2021) -Aardman Documentary 'A Grand Night In' -Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance (please release a DVD) -'Dennou Coil' and 'Orbital Children' (same director so. strong character writing imo especially as far as 'realistic kid' attitudes) -Trigun (with friends! holds up well - earned the classic label) -One Piece Live Action (actually kind of ...good??)

Books -Dark Archives (2020, Rosenbloom) -Dostoevsky Short Stories (Eternal Husband in particular was gripping) -History of the Comic Strip (Couperie, Horn, et al., 1968 - I re-read this every so often it's truly fascinating) -Unsure if it was this year or last year I went on a Philip K. Dick binge but various of those short stories...

#me speak #i mean i have opinions on each of these but lol anyway try some of these out fellas #tho i will say my tastes are all over the place but summarily 'slower paced unsettling' #this doesnt include some other re-reading i did bc i was in flux as well as folktale collections from Holland #also doesnt include things ongoing such as OP TLD etc etc aka things i play or read for years now haha #'wheres MUSIC' buddy i am terminally broken and #listen to either angry italian man talk about sonic the shitlog or 13th century early music and nothing in between

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Me: *gives this fic a silly working title*

Frey: *has an existential breakdown*

Me: ...well now my fun title doesn't fit ):

#bobbi's being weird again #forspoken fanfic #frey holland #THIS IS NOT THE DIRECTION I WANTED THIS TO GO #on the bright side the angst tastes like bacon :D #now I get to decide if I want to keep the silly title for this decidedly no-longer-silly fic #or do I want to find something more fitting? #decisions decisions

[destinyc1020]

X

Awww man.... now I'm craving lasagna smthg fierce lol 😆 😋

I don't care what anyone says... you GOTTA appreciate a man who knows how to cook/knows his way around the kitchen. 😉👍🏾

#sam holland #I bet lasagna homemade from scratch tastes soooo goooood 😋😋 #👌🏾 #Instagram reels

[rose-talks-alot]

so

i made a type chart

(featuring one of @queenies-corner’s ocs in the emo passing section

#no im not sorry #is my taste mid #roses daily randomness #stray kids #ateez #tomorrow x together #txt #attack on titan #spider-man #tom holland #andrew garfield #voltron #genshin impact #haikyuu!! #diary of a wimpy kid #mcyt #tommyinnit #wilbur soot #antony chenn #bennett genshin #bennett #thoma #seonghwa #lee felix #felix #armin arlert #armin #eren jaeger #changbin #hyunjin

[deepdiveintomadness]

this is extremely random BUT

Min Yoongi.

Tom Holland.

Mile Phakphum Romsaithong.

It's an odd mix of people but these three seriously have peak manifestation skills.

#min yoongi #suga #mile phakphum #mile phakphum romsaithong #tom holland #someone PLS tell me you know what i'm talking about #hello? these men say things and they eventually happen #its kind of funny #yes my tastes are wide ranged and unhinged #bts #why is there no spiderman tag wuth a hyphen?? #spider-man #kinnporsche the series #kinnporsche #I can't be the only one who's a fan of all three right???

[weakling-grace]

Am i in love with Sam Holland or am i just hungry

#i was the target audience for that creamy salmon pasta #i love everything in it i bet it tastes heavenly #sam holland #tw: food mention #food

[bourbontrend]

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[zouisalmightie]

i saw aly an aj tonight and they didn’t play chemicals react. like what was the point of going on stage ladies???

#i tested negative for covid before i went outside i promise and i wore a mask which no one around us was rip #also holland roden was there and she kept wandering around cuz she couldn’t find her friend #and i went omg it’s holland and NO ONE around me has any taste cuz they didn’t watch teen wolf smh

[sapphonoticeme]

HOLLAND NEW PROFILE

#DAMN #HE LOOKS REALLY GOOD #i kinda want all k pop outfits to look like this #this is so my taste #holland #numberboy #mine #go taeseob

[ferrstappen]

Everybody wants a taste l LN4

a/n: i am in an urgent need of writing ideas I've had for MONTHS so brace yourselves I guess?? also the title ofc is from pop anthem jealous by nick Jonas.

i am also very very very stressed waiting for the standing start.

pairing: Lando Norris x actress!reader

this is angst. and some tom holland after this poll results <3

summary: Lando had never been the jealous kind, but after seeing you with many co-stars, he reaches his limit. and his girlfriend doesn't like it.

No one would ever know Lando Norris' was reaching his limit as he stood on the sidelines of another press junket for his girlfriend's new movie: a coming of age movie that already was creating awards season buzz, and God was he proud of her, having witnessed the ten minute standing ovation she received during Cannes.

But of course the limelight wasn't only on her. No, it was on him.

Lando remembers when he was asked who he'd want to portray him if they ever did a biopic and he didn't hesitate: Tom Holland. There could be some similarities between the two, both British, chestnut curls, but now Lando's skin crawled just from hearing the name.

He had dealt with different co-stars during the almost two years of relationship; he'd seen her kiss them, fight with them, fall in love with them, but this was different, he never had to witness her naked skin pressed against someone else, placing her body on top of his, pretended noises he knew weren't real and authentic, but still, they were supposed to be just for him. All for the sake of making a point of her character being an adult now, some shit about an epiphany of being able to take control of her own life, make decisions about her body, and whatever the screenwriters wanted to portray.

And of course Lando didn't help himself.

user1: God has favorites, just check y/n having fake sex w tom holland and real sex w lando norris

user2: no but y/n and tom??? such a hot couple I NEED it to happen

user3: and what are you gonna do with lando and zendaya? lol user2: idc I just want y/n and tom to be a thing

And that was just the beginning, before the movie had even dropped, because the day of the premiere? Everything went wrong.

Sunny Los Angeles had welcomed you and Lando after landing from London, paparazzi eagerly waiting for the arrival at LAX, catching the perfect pictures of Lando placing you in front of him, holding your hand tightly and doing his best to shield your body from prying eyes who just wanted a couple of dollars.

Despite being jet lagged after spending a couple of days in your home in Monaco, there wasn't much time to catch a break because the moment the two of you set foot on the Beverly Hills Hotel, they barely let you take a shower before giving some nice, fluffy robes. Lando was first, out of nowhere two people were working on his hair while the other was applying some kind of serums and creams on his face, but he didn't care when it was time for another team to start working on you; Lando was mesmerized by the way your hair perfectly framed your face, the natural glow of your skin, the deep red of your lips.

"I don't like being so separated," Lando pouted, walking towards your seat, earning a giggle from you because he looked so funny and cozy with the big robe.

"There's not much we can do, baby. I can barely move," You searched for his eyes and that was when Lando got the idea. The hair stylists gasped when the racer sat down on the floor, circling his arms around one of your legs and resting his cheek on your thigh. "Oh, you're willing to be told off by the make up artists as well?" You asked him but your insides were dancing all over the place, your fingers quickly finding their place on his curls.

Neither of you noticed a Vogue photographer capturing the scene, with Lando's eyes closed and cheek smushed, with his arms secured around your leg, but neither realized representatives for Armani had walked in carrying Lando's tux and your body-hugging black velvet gown.

So far so good. A picture perfect young couple who loved each other very much and had photographers swooning by the way Lando fixes your earring and checks for lipstick on your teeth, and how you make sure his bow tie is leveled.

But then, they get to the red carpet.

It was an elegant affair, but still full of people and before he realized, the red carpet manager was separating you from him for an alone photo call before the one and only Tom Holland got there, cheerfully greeting you in front of the cameras, throwing a couple of jokes to make you laugh as he placed his hand on your back.

This was a nightmare, having to listen to people say how cute the two of you looked, a perfect on and off screen pair, chemistry on and off the screen, both your names already on the shortlist for the Oscars.

Lando's skin was starting to crawl, and it didn't help that he had to re watch the scenes haunting his mind, but this time it was out for the entire world to see, and it didn't take long for his latest instagram post to be flooded of vile comments.

when are you getting replaced by tom holland??

now tom holland can play you in movie and y/n plays herself, nothing changes lmao

lando control ur woman!!!

lucky man, she sounds so pretty I almost had to leave the theatre

lando honey you can leave her I'd never do that to you

And Lando knows he shouldn't, but when your hand reaches for his when the night ends, he pretends to look for his phone; when you try to fix a messy curl, he moves his head out of your reach.

and you know your boyfriend too well.

"Baby, are you okay?" You ask him once you reach the shared hotel room.

Lando lets out a dry chuckle, but too aware of his throat closing. "Why wouldn't I be?"

But you weren't having it, not today, not on your big day, not when you just wanted rest your head on his chest and fall asleep with his arms wrapped around your frame.

"I don't know, you tell me, you're the one acting weird,"

"I am not," Lando argued, trying to take deeper breath, but failing miserably.

"Okay Lando, whatever, I don't care. You can be selfish during a very important day for me for all I care,"

Those words struck a nerve: "Me? Selfish? Are you fucking kidding me?" Now you could see his cheeks flushing, maybe even his neck gaining some red color.

You wanted to be scared, to walk away and let him cool off any unwanted feeling or thought on his head, but you couldn't.

"No, I'm not. Please illustrate me as to what happened to put you in this insufferable mood," You argued back and watched as Lando's mouth opened and closed as he undid the cuffs from his shirt, threw the suit jacket on the leather sofa and threw away the bow tie, all in just a couple of seconds.

"Am I not allowed to be upset to watch him all over you, having to look at the both of you acting like the best of friends or lovers for all I care, and then have to watch on this fucking enormous screen how you kiss him and touch him," Lando spat the words as if they were venom; he could feel his throat closing

Your eyes widened in disbelief, your brain not processing Lando's words. "Lando, you are not making any sense. Are you listening to yourself?" You were careful not to raise your voice, knowing he wasn't in a clear space of mind, but you blood was running hot too after processing what he was implying.

"Yes, I am. (Y/N), baby, I'm tired of having to watch you making out with a different guy every a couple of months, it is so tiring, and I understand that this is your job, but..." Lando was about to continue but was stopped by you, messily taking off the heavy velvet dress and heels, putting on the first pair of jeans and oversized sweater you found. "What are you doing?"

"I don't want to listen to you anymore. You are ridiculous, Lando. You're talking about my job, my career, that I've worked my ass off, and never in a million years I thought you'd be telling me this bullshit! I'm not going to entertain this, so if you can't deal with this anymore, please let me know so that I can move on," this time your throat tightened, the last words coming out broken and choked, emotions fighting to make their way; from anger to utter sadness.

"Where are you going?" Lando didn't know if he was angry with you, disappointed in himself, maybe a mix of both as he watched you grab the Chanel black backpack.

"I don't know, but let me know if you can do this or what,"

You were sure those were the last words of the unforeseen argument, but as you were grabbing the card key of the room, Lando opened his mouth.

"Maybe you can go with Tom, everyone wants you two together anyway."

Of course he needed to get the last words.

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