This Rose has been alive since September 2nd it’s November 7. My mom said ignore it or it’ll might die. We had two roses the other one already shriveled up and turn black along time ago but this one is still going.
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Seducing Your Partner In The Kitchen: The Right Way and The Wrong Way
The right way…
Ruby: Heeeeeyyyy, Weiss~! 😘
Weiss: Ruby, what are you doing? I thought you said you were baking cookies?
Ruby: *undoes her apron to reveal a chocolate chip-patterned bra* How about THESE cookies, sugar? 😏
Weiss: 😳
Weiss: 🥵
…and the wrong way.
Nora: *naked on the counter* Reeeeennn…! I thought we were going to have seeeeex…! 😭
Ren: *stirring* If I don’t stir constantly the roux will burn and ruin the flavor of the entire dish!
The right way…
Yang: *leaning backwards on countertop* Oh, my~! How clumsy of me! I accidentally spilled icing all over my tits and abs…! If only someone could help me…clean it off…? 😘
Blake: *tying on a bee-patterned bib* 😍🐝🤤
…and the wrong way.
*bacon sizzling* 🥓🥓
*loud pop*
Jaune: AAAAHHH!!! MY NIPPLES!!! 😫
Pyrrha: *frantically applying ice to burns* 😰
Jaune: AAAAHHH!!! MY NIPPLES AGAIN!!! 🥶
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Thinkin about the church scene 1941, and the way Greta refers to Crowley as “the infamous Mister Crowley”. Thinking about how I always assumed that meant Crowley was out there doing some James Bond Shit™️ during WWII, and thinking about how in fact he was delivering alcohol to local theaters. Thinking that there’s no reason for him to be infamous to a bunch of half witted Nazi spies… unless Aziraphale wouldn’t shut up about him when “Rose Montgomery” recruited him
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more of the cam cafe au, this time with strilonde family dynamic
so dave and rose are siblings and they both had their kids very young (other parents dipped out as soon as possible). they helped each other out with raising the kids while working on their careers, so the trio grew up very close to each other, roxy often acting as a mediator between dirk and hal as they were on each others cases basically since birth lmfao
gonna do the j squad next but holy shit is their family tree... complex
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For your outfit requests, maybe Amy in this?
Hell yeah, Resistance leader Amy!
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I drew @b1rdza’s beeduo’s first kiss mtiys! It was just going to be a kissing shot but uh.. it turned into a comic somehow LMAO
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KANAYA: So Dear
KANAYA: Have You Given Any Thought As To Who You Want To
KANAYA: "Open Our Relationship"
ROSE: *Sigh*
ROSE: Sadly, no. I think you've spoiled me, darling. After dating a beautiful alien undead vampire, no one else holds the same appeal.
ROSE: Maybe I'm just picky, but I feel like I need to have someone who can measure up to you.
KANAYA: Maybe You Are Overthinking This Dear
KANAYA: I Just Went Up To Vriska And Asked Her If She Wanted To Make Out
KANAYA: Pro Tip
KANAYA: If You Decide To Do The Same Be Prepared
KANAYA: I Think Only Being With Terezi Makes Her Kiss Really Weird
ROSE: I know I'm overthinking this, but it's just in my nature!
ROSE: And it's not like there's any ladies who are also part eldritch monster just laying around. Pickings are rather slim.
*LATER, AT A PARTY*
JUNE: yeah, so i know we all promised to stop talking about how weird and convoluted our family tree was because it made hal short circuit whenever we tried to explain it.
JUNE: but since feferi is sort of my great aunt or what ever, i'm technically the great-grandniece of a horrorterror!
JUNE: isn't that cool rose?
ROSE:
ROSE: Do you like girls?
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