#horde cadets

[yourhighness6]

Justice for the other cadets for real ;-;

They deserve the world.

#lonnie #kyle #rogelio #spop #she ra and the princesses of power #just blame it on kyle #horde cadets

[catra-come-out]

Lonnie: C'mon, take one for the team.

Catra: No, I don't want to. Let the team fail.

#spop #incorrect spop quotes #she ra and the princesses of power #spop incorrect quotes #incorrect she ra quotes #catra #spop catra #lonnie #lonnie spop #horde cadets #she ra incorrect quotes #she ra spop

[plot-prominent-horde-squad-au]

Squad Roles

For my AU, the whole OG Horde Squad is probably gonna get pretty split up, as they will have different roles in the series, but I also wanted to make it so that they all used to be a part of the same squad. So I decided to do a thing.

So, in this, when Shadow Weaver was putting together “Adora’s Team”, she decided that every member of the squad should get a different role so that they can be more like some sort of “elite unit”.

Each member will have slightly different training, whilst also being a bit more of a team.

Lonnie

Lonnie will be the cavalryman of the squad because I think it would look cool to see her riding on a mini-skiff like it’s a windsail, but also because I wanted to give her a role other than just “basic soldier” while still being able to promote her to Lieutenant. She’s also a mechanic and a navigator, because those seem like roles you might need if you’re always driving a tank or truck or something. That doesn’t stop her from being a great fighter though!

Kyle

Kyle will have a bit of a surprising role: sniper. I was going to make him a medic, but then, for reasons you will see below, that didn’t work out and I decided to give him this role instead. The more I thought about it, the more interesting of a concept it became, and the more interested I became in the concept, the more I realized how well it would fit/complete certain elements of both his role in the story and personality as a character.

So, my baby boy will still be really bad at hand to hand combat and most forms of fighting. After all, that’s what kinda endeared me to his character: he seemed “useless” but was also trying his best. But I believe that everyone’s good at something, even if they’re only kinda good at it. So I thought it’d be interesting if most people saw him as useless and bad at everything, but he was really, really good at things like sniping. The show didn’t really explore any of his strengths, and I wanted to just show that he does have them, it’s just hard for people to see. He will still be slightly stupid in literally ever other area of intellegance though. Because I like that about him.

Another thing is that I’m going to be drawing a lot of parallels between him and Entrapta, and this is honestly a great way to do it. Entrapta is a tech expert, and Kyle is a weapons expert. They will also have similar autistic traits (though not the same ones), and will geek out over thing like these, getting lost in their own little worlds. I also think it would be funny if they shared a trait of sometimes infodumping about morbid things in a really cheerful tone. Entrapta can talk about the deadliness of space, Kyle can talk about how this particular gun can completely incinarate you. Their both weird little nerds with poor social skills and I love it.

One final thing that’s a bit odd, but still something, is that it can help him connect with certain characters better and develop unique dynamics with each of them. For example, rather than telling Bow that he likes his shirt, he says that Bow’s arrows were pretty cool. While Bow is a bit standoffish at first, they start talking, and get along. This will also be a good foundation for their friendship later on. Also, Frosta and Kyle can be weird kids together, with Frosta finding his love of weapons interesting, and Kyle being excited that someone is interested in listening to him talk about his passions.

Rogelio

This man is part of the reason that Kyle is not a medic. So, I wanted to give him a more fleshed out personality, and I decided to look at the show more and see what he does in the background, then think about which types of traits would be most interesting using the info we have (almost everyone has their own portrayal of him, so mine is valid actually). I noticed he’s always saving Kyle, and he was also bandaging him up in one scene. So I decided, using an under-used trope I like, to make the big strong indestructable guy the medic of the team.

It’ll fit with my rewritten version of him being the more protective Mother Hen of the group (they honesty need one), and it actually makes a bit of logical sense. Sure, you could use the one who’s hard to hurt for battle purposes, but if your healer gets hurt, the rest of you are kinda fucked. Might as well have the healer not need a healer so they can focus on their job.

Basically, I thought it would be cool for him to be the medic of the squad, and would add some cool characterization to him.

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Adora’s (supposed to be) the main strategist and the main warrior, and Catra...Shadow Weaver didn’t really give her a specific role. Because Shadow Weaver is a bitch.

That’s pretty much it.

#plot prominent horde squad au #pphs!au #she ra #she ra and the princesses of power #netflix she ra #she ra netflix #she ra dreamworks #kyle she ra #she ra kyle #kyle #lonnie #lonnie she ra #rogelio #rogelio she ra #character revamp #character rewrite #horde squad #horde cadets #the horde #team roles #mechanic #cavalryman #sniper #medic

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

spop: adora was one of the most skilled cadets in the horde, she was given the position of the force captain because she worked hard for it

also spop: alright adora is gone, i guess the next best candidate is the one person who always showed up late to training and openly bragged about slacking off

#like out of all the other cadets in the horde why was catra chosen as the force captain?? #it's called writers favouritism baby #spop critical #spop salt #spop criticism #spop discourse #spop #she ra #anti spop

[hoolay-boobs]

The Best Friend Squad, The Super Pal Trio, and The Horde Cadet Trifecta icons <3

#the bisexual hands #glimmer entrapta and kyle are doing the bisexual hands thing #she ra #she ra and the princesses of power #spop #best friend squad #super pal trio #horde cadet trifecta #icons #pfps #glimmer spop #spop glimmer #adora spop #spop adora #bow spop #spop bow #entrapta spop #spop catra #catra spop #scorpia spop #spop scorpia #spop kyle #kyle spop #spop rogelio #spop lonnie #lgbtq #queer #lesbian #bisexual #matching icons

[shjack180]

So I just started a rewatch of SPOP. Very first episode, Adora is introduced. Seemingly up early, training, getting pumped up, motivated. Then the announcement telling the squadrons to report for evaluation. Adora's not even the first there, it's Rogelio. Then Adora and the rest of the squad run up together. Sans Catra. It is insinuated that she is late. At the end of the evaluation, Adora even accuses Catra of not showing up until they all had done the hard work. Could be true, sure. I've always believed it. But when the evaluation starts, the cadets have barely run through it when we see Catra lurking up high. And for the first time I wondered, what if she wasn't late? What if she had already been there? What if she was the first to arrive and had been waiting inside the simulation/training room? I mean, yeah she could have been the last to arrive. She probably has the speed and stealth to sneak in and get up high unseen. But she was already there when Adora had cleared the path for herself and the other cadets to run through sooooo...she also could just as likely have always been there. The first to arrive, waiting for the others to catch up and not the other way around. Accused of being late and unmotivated, typical Catra according to Adora and SW. But like, what if that reputation, those accusations, were completely unfounded all along? Probably a stretch, but like, the extra drama that adds in the way Catra is mischaracterized in the Horde and in the show. I like

#even if it's not true I will now HC it as such #catra #she ra and the princesses of power #spop #shera

[myothertardisisonthemun]

I have been re-watching She Ra and the princesses of power and noticed something

In the first scene, where Adora and the other horde cadets are training, they're fighting these illusions of princesses

But what's really attacking them are these horde robots,

Almost feels like they're hinting at something there...

Adora has these glasses on, which generate the illusion

But catra never has the glassses. She was never under any illusion

Kinda foreshadowing a bit there aren't they

#she ra #she ra and the princesses of power #catra #adora #not saying they didn't know about the robots but it says something about this character #catra choose not to engage with any. make belive she didn't #need it #a simple readings of this would be it's just catra refusing to play by someone else's rules or her being lazy/efficient #by being able to target the bots directly rather than fight the illusion #but i think it shows more

[docgold13]

Profiles in Villainy Redemption

Catra

A feline humanoid from Etheria, Catra was orphaned in her early childhood and taken in by the sorceress known as Shadow Weaver.  Catra became a cadet in the ranks of the Evil Horde, serving Lord Hordak in his quest to conquer the realm and put down the Princess Rebellion. Although she was greatly skilled and shrewd, Catra’s oppositional nature acted as an obstacle in her obtaining the rank of Force Captain.  

Catra became close friends with her fellow cadet, Adora.  The two were inseparable and Catra harbored an unspoken love toward Adora.  As such, Catra was emotionally crushed when circumstances led to Adora’s defection from the Horde so to join the Princess Rebellion.  Appreciative of Catra’s abilities and passion, Hordak awarded her the rank of Force Captain and assigned her the task of capturing and returning Adora.  

Adora had unlocked the Sword of Grayskull and was transformed into She-Ra, The the Princess of Power.  Adora’s return to the Horde was a lost cause and Catra sublimated her broken heart by dedicating herself to an ambition goal.  She set in motion a series of schemes that would ultimately enable her to usurp Hordak as the ruler of the Horde.  

When Hordak Prime came to Etheria, however, Catra found herself rethinking her attitudes.  She aided She-Ra in ultimately defeating Hordak Prime. Herein Catra professed her love to Adora.  Adora felt the same toward Catra and the two became a couple as Etheria entered into a new era of peace.  

Catra’s tale was different in the original narrative of She-Ra.  In this earlier iteration, Catra was C'yra of D'riluth the Third, a powerful shapeshifter and priestess of the Magicats. Assuming the title of ‘Catra,’ C’yra acted as a Force Captain for Hordak.  Although an often loyal lieutenant to Hordak, Catra harbored ambitions of her own and sought to conquer Etheria by becoming Queen of The Magicats.  She was thwarted in this scheme by her bitter rival, She-Ra, The Princess of Power.   

Actress AJ Michalka provided the voice for Catra in She-Ra and The Princesses of Power; first appearing in the debut episode airing on July 18th, 2020.  Whereas actress  Melendy Britt voiced the villainess in the original She-Ra: Princess of Power; first appearing in the first episode, airing on September 9th, 1985. 

#Profiles in Villainy #Catra #She-Ra #She-Ra and The Princesses of Power #cut-out #paper art #Villains!

[horde-princess]

no one look at me i'm thinking about save the cat and how adora must have felt like she was looking into a mirror, with the way catra's behavior under prime's brainwashing was so much like her own when she was a cadet in the horde -- obedient soldier, blind to her friend's distress, faith in the horde (aka the church) above all else. how fighting catra that day must've felt like adora was wrestling with her younger self, trying desperately to save both of them from the horde's control and make amends in some way for how that young traumatized girl hurt her best friend before she ever could have known better. she was fighting catra but she was fighting with her own guilt and trauma and that's how you know catra's "you broke my heart" hit her like a ton of bricks. because she was seeing their relationship a bit through catra's eyes, almost like they had switched places and now adora was the heartbroken one unable to reach through her friend's indoctrination. you could even say that in being brainwashed catra also got a glimpse of adora's perspective and why she abandoned her.

LIKE HELLO ????? TELL ME how nd stevenson was able to convey this incredibly complex point of understanding they had reached with each other without the need for dialogue or ANYTHING are you kidding me? its just pure symbolism bro pure narrative. no "i forgive yous," no excessive apologies... just a promise to go home. ive been saying this forever but adora fell in love with catra because she inspired her to rebel against authority and 5x05 explores how saving her from the horde was always intrinsically tied to adora loving and saving herself.

rewatch the ep and think about it ok just think about-

#ill be 80 years old and still finding new things to analyze about save the cat #she ra #meta #religious meta #(this whole post is about religious symbolism if you squint)

[anti-spop]

thinking about how ppl overworked kyle in the horde. apparently in the first season it's implied he covers for lonnie and maybe other cadets in certain tasks. then scorpia gives kyle extremely stupid assignments like "discover catra's favorite color", and kyle is also forced to watch entrapta even though he only gets even less sleep as we see his dark eyebags.

it's all for the sake of "comedy" and it's so cruel.

#i post #spop critical #bullying tw

[yourhighness6]

Do you ever think about how Adora didn't realize she was being manipulated/ abused in the Horde so when she looked back on her old memories with Shadow Weaver she probably started to recognize the signs of abuse on herself, Catra, and the other cadets? Because I do and it hurts.

#adora #catra #Shadow weaver #catradora #the evil horde #or just the horde #bow said they call them evil or whatever but I have heard no one use that name since #spop #she ra #she ra and the princesses of power #I honestly hate shadow Weaver more than Hordak at this point #like look at what she did to CATRA #she fucked up a perfectly good lesbian is what

[sheraandtheprincessofpower]

I Fucking Hate You

Yandere! Catra x Fem! Reader Tw: NSFW, Hate-sex, Dubious-Consent, She pretends you're Adora, Fem! Reader, Lesbian sex, Name calling, Dry humping, Blackmailing, Porn w/ Plot 🔞18+ Content due to dark and adult themes. Read at your own risk

"What the hell is wrong with you!"

You watched as Catra aimed to claw Scorpia's face. Luckily she back away just in time. You looked around, trying to see if anyone would stand up to Catra, but everyone was avoiding looking at them.

"You can't treat her like that!"

Catra looked towards all the cadets, "Who said that." She pointed a finger towards you all.

They all took a step back, leaving you at the front line. "Backstabbing snitches," You groan under your breath.

"What do you know about being Force Captain?" She asks, walking closer to you.

"I know how to treat my teammates. No wonder Adora left."

You knew the moment those words left your mouth you were a dead woman. Lonnie was about to speak up, but Catra raised her hand. "Everyone leave."

"But-"

Catra whips around towards Scorpia, "LEAVE NOW! ALL OF YOU." You were about to turn around, but Catra points towards you, "Expect you... Y/n, right?"

"What does it matter?"

She didn't speak until the last cadet left the room. But, not before Scorpia looked back, giving you a look of sympathy.

"You stepped out of line, Soldier."

"I sure did. And I would do it again. You were out of line-"

Her laugh interrupts you. She gestures to the room, "Do you know where we are, Y/n?"

"The Horde?"

"Hell. We are in Hell. This isn't Princess land, you've got to look out for yourself."

"That's a terrible thing to say, Catra."

"Well, it's true and that's why I'm Force Captain and you're just a Soldier."

"Yeah, but you're also willing to step on anyone that gets in your way."

"Maybe you should be more like me."

"I'd rather be dead."

"Well, if you ever," She steps closer to you, causing you to step back, "Try standing up to me again, I will give you death." She retracts her claws, bringing them close to your face.

You gulp, tilting your head up.

"Don't ever cross me again."

----

For the past two months, since the incident, Catra had decided to keep you close. She didn't need anyone thinking they could act like you and step up to her. If they saw that she kept you in line, they'd learn there are consequences.

She had you on cleaning duties, but she was always present when you did it. She said it was to make sure you did it right, but you think she has a sick twisted pleasure in watching people suffer.

You snarled, scrubbing at the walls of the cafeteria. Catra sat at one of the tables, her feet propped up on the table. She leaned on her hand and you looked up at her frustrated.

"Can I stop now? I've been doing this for 5 hours."

"I haven't broken a sweat."

"I hate you."

"I'll live. Besides I don't care."

You roll your eyes and continue to scrub. Catra gets up from her seat, stretching out her back. She sighs, before kneeing to your level, "Come with me."

"Where?"

"You ask to many questions. Come," She uses the 'Come here' motion.

You begrudgingly and reluctantly follow behind her. She took you down familiar paths and doors, before leading you to Cadet Rooms. You hadn't been in these rooms in ages.

"Lay down," She gestures to the bed that you assumed was once hers and Adora's.

You awkwardly lay on the uncomfortable bed, struggling to fit inside the small compartment. She laughed at your struggle and you glare at her. She jumps on you, practically sitting on your bladder, just like a fucking cat.

"God, Catra, can you move?"

She rolls her eyes, but moves her legs and scoots up your chest. She puts her pointer finger on your forehead, lightly pushing you back.

"Why don't you just lay down, Y/n?"

"This isn't a very comfortable bed, Catra."

"Nothing's comfortable in the Horde. Now shut up," She shoves you down, hard.

You groan when feeling the hard concrete-like beds slam into your back. God, you were now realizing why you had back problems. She slowly rubbed herself on you, confusing you.

You were going to question what the FUCK she was doing, but you heard her whimper the name 'Adora' and you made a face of realization. You tried pushing against her, but she quickly grabbed your hands.

"If you let me do this, you'll never have to clean the food court again."

You spread your legs and pulled back your hands, "So what are we doing?"

"WE're not doing anything. You're going to shut up and I'm going to do what I want," She gets off you, before grabbing something from a cabinet.

You were scared, but it was just a cadet's headset. You were confused, but she put it on you and your vision was obscured. You could no longer see Catra, but you could feel her rubbing against you.

"You're such a bitch," You could feel her hands grip your throat. You reached for her, trying to stop her, "I don't know why you left. Why you think those stupid princesses are better than me."

You could feel your face redden at the buzzing sound of Catra's voice. Where these helmets always bad at taking in sound? Huh, maybe you had a hearing problem? You could feel the removal of your pants and you froze.

"Um Catra-"

"Shut up, Adora."

You could feel her sharp claws get threateningly close to your neck. She slowly thrusted into you back and forth. The only thing you could hear was her light moans of Adora's name and 'Yes! Mmmm, yeah! Ahhh.' Man, you wish you were on whatever the hell she was on.

You then felt something wet run across your cervix. The claws you were terrified of, but would never admit due to your pride, were circling around your clit, pressing into it. You could feel her stick her tongue down your vagina, and squish your gummy walls.

Catra could feel your gummy walls squeeze and flush against her sharp tongue. Your body shivers as you feel her little spines roughly groom your insides. She licked up your opening, making sure you're soaked.

There was a long drown of silence and you thought it was over. That was until you felt Catra grab one of your thighs and lifting it up. She pushed her pussy into your, causing you to loudly moan.

She heard you, causing her to smirk to herself, "Aww, look at you, enjoying it?"

She wasn't actually asking, it was just teasing. She continued to thrust into you, her moans echoing in your ears.

"Adora... Adora... ADORA!" She moaned loudly, before everything slows down.

You can hear her get off the bed and what sounds like her putting on clothes.

"If you ever tell anyone about this, I'll kill you."

You nodded your head, totally on board with keeping this between you both. And then you heard the door shut. You went to move your hands, but you quickly realized you were immobilized.

Oh god, did that bitch tie you up?

#spop #spop x reader #shera #shera x reader #yandere catra x reader #yandere catra #catra x reader #catra #catra shera #catra spop #yandere shera #yandere spop #she ra the princess of power

[edge-lorde]

more spop world building notes

i was talking with an irl friend about my brightmoon head canons and mentioned to them how odd it was that the boats in spop don't seem to sit in the water, as can be seen from this screenshot of sea worthy:

they also float in the air sometimes i guess.

example of them in the water:

my friend noted that the fins look like hydrofoils , something i hadn't known about. theyre basically fins that go on the bottom of a boat and, qutoe from the wiki--

"As a hydrofoil craft gains speed, the hydrofoils lift the boat's hull out of the water, decreasing drag and allowing greater speeds."

real hydrofoils look like this:

the resemblance is even better with hydrofoil boards.

real hydrofoils have structures that go under the water in order to give the boat/board the lift to be able to rise up like this

but what if the same effect could be achieved a different way?

we know that there's a stark difference in technology between the horde and the rest of etheria, but Horde navel vessels also appear to float just over the surface of the water despite looking much heavier than the other etherian ships we see.

we also know they have other floating land vehicles like the skiffs.

much of their other vehicle technology has a scorpion aesthetic, as it was adopted or stolen from scorpias former kingdom. examples:

we also know that first one's technology combined magic with regular technology, and entrapta seems to be the first person to have been able to reinvent this kind of tech during the events of the show.

We also know that the galactic horde doesn't use magic in its technology at all, as its a major plot point in season 5.

other people have made theories that i agree with, (but don't feel like trying to dig up their posts) that when hordak arrived on etheria, he did so at a time when anti-princess sentiment was already high and was adopted into an existing conflict because he brought with him stronger technology that could even the playing field with people with magical powers. he then would joined with the scorpion nation in this effort in some way-- whether it was mutually beneficial or not.

this is the image of the scorpion nation being taken over by the horde that light spinner showed micah as a child to convince him to help her grow her own magical abilities

it should be noted that light spinner/shadow weaver was at this time a powerful sorceress in illusory magics and is a villian well known for manipulating children in her care (adora, catra, micah). The scorpion kingdom take over could have happened like this or been more of a mutual endeavor and this is just what she chose to show micah because she knew it would compel him to action. Evidence could point either way. Scorpia is the only living scorpion person we ever see in the show, but she's also been treated well (has her own room with a picture of her parents with her on display and a closet full of dresses) and been given status beyond her abilities in the horde. she's supposed to be a force captain in season one, before even catra is made one, and yet when she is left in charge of a crew of soldiers its played for laughs, as if she's never had to do that before in a meaningful way. at least to me, speaks to there having been an alliance between the growing Horde and the scorpion kingdom at least at some point, and maybe a promise to take care of a young princess that was honored.

the textual evidence in support of hordak bringing advanced tech to an old conflict is scorpia mentioning before the prom that the other princesses didn't like her kingdom even before the war, the face that the horde cadets grew up being fed anti-princess propaganda despite the horde harboring a known princess in a position of authority, and the tech that the horde has. As i said before some of it has a scorpion motif like it came from the scorpion kingdom, but some of it does look like what we see of galactic horde tech, notably hordaks lasers and the green forcefield prison cells present in both hordes.

we also know that hordak himself is an engineer, having made many technologies presumably by himself-- such armor to hide and manage his medical condition, something he did not want other people to know about. So its my opinion that all of the tech we seen in the etherian horde is an amalgamation of scorpion tech, galactic horde tech adapted by hordak as well as new designs he invented. none of which use magic before entrapta joins the horde.

so what is my point? well, the other etherian kingdoms other than dryl dont seem to use any modern tech at all, at least at the structural level. like bow and his parents have a data pads they can call each other with, but much of the way people are living in etheria looks almost medieval. the princesses dont seem to have any ground vehicles at all for example.

and yet both sides have floating boats.

one could say the princesses boats are magical while the horde boats use some kind of magnets or some other floating technology we don't have.

OR

you know what they do both have?

FLOATING ROCKS

so all of this to say...

what if they put rocks in the boat and it make it go up instead of down????

#and this is a technology that predates the horde which is why they both have it #but simple enough they dont need the secrets of first ones tech to do it #spop #shera #rambling #scorpia meta #hordak meta #spop meta #thoughts #sorry #this went on for way too long lol #i had a bit about hordak inventing the internet #i left it out cause its too long as it is but theres not much more to it than that #i just think it was him

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

There's a problem that few people have noticed in the series, and that I call "sociological inconsistency." By this term, I mean that I don't have the impression that the characters act in accordance with the environment and education in which they grew up.

For example, princesses. I expected the series to make them noble, honorable, responsible, etc. in short, a “princely character”. It could even have been a good possibility of deconstruction, by showing them hampered in military but also political and diplomatic responsibilities, as well as in stifling protocols and etiquettes. But instead, the series just showed me how little girls imagine life as a princess: the privileges without the responsibilities. Frosta could have saved the day, but the writers thought it was too good an idea and so canceled it.

Another example: the child soldiers of the Horde. Given that they grew up in a strict, militaristic and propagandist environment, I expected to see them indoctrinated, disciplined, hyper-violent and withdrawn because of an education whose sole purpose was to make them docile and docile killing machines ready to die for the cause of the Horde and refusing to flee in the face of danger… Well, ultimately, they are the luckiest child soldiers in fiction, because I find them just as normal as if they had just come out of a summer camp . The worst examples of this have to be Adora and Scorpia, where I never really got the impression that they received a military and cult education (technically there should be Catra, but we concluded a long time ago that she was a mary sue, too smart to be fooled by Horde indoctrination).

So some will tell me that these "sociological inconsistencies" can be explained by the fact that the screenwriters wanted to make the characters sympathetic to young audiences to the detriment of coherence, but in my opinion if they succeeded in making a catgirl with sadistic and incestuous tendencies sympathetic in the eyes of the public, I don't see what stops them from being able to do the same for princesses and child soldiers stuck in their education.

this.

#the writers really did not have the slightest idea of how war worked #the characters could very well have been in a romcom or a slice of life story and there wouldn't be much change to their personalities #adora and catra only show signs of trauma from shadow weaver's abuse and not from the horde as a whole #all the other cadets seem to be mostly fine #it's just weird #spop critical #spop #spop salt #spop criticism #spop discourse #she ra #anti spop #anti shera

[crying-fantasies]

Terraformer Special Unit family

The terraformers squad Sunset is part of is practically a combination of the group of cadets on Top Gun: Maverick and the Mitchell family, in a few words: a horrible disaster in the making soon to auto combust, Sunset sadly inherited his dad's bad luck magnet genes and more times than not they are all into a life or death missions even when it wasn't supposed to be like that and try to survive with whatever they do, they end up going full MacGyver more times than not, if you ask, Mariah and Cloudjolt are the ones who have swiss army knifes.

Windblade gets such a headache and a attack to the spark when Sunset dials and tells her the details of the mission: "Infected?! By the cosmic rust?! How?! You were supposed to just look out the perimeter! What do you mean there are zombies?!" Chromia has to make her take a seat and let her ventilation system act before Windblade or any member of the Senate pops a circuit, and then take her axe while Ironhide charges his blaster to bring the kids and their Capitan back home.

No one says a word to Eminence, because she could start a war for her friends using every detail or omission in the intergalactic law, and she could win, but they don't have time or resources for new surrendered planets or more population, they are at their minds end.

So, Sunset is the leader, Blood Horn, little and intrepid murder machine, is second in command and Chainbreaker is the third in command before he goes to earth, later on Mayhem takes his place.

Who is in charge of this intrepid, and constantly in the verge of dying, squad? Well, let's say Astrotrain is busy keeping them alive, he is the Maverick of this group and also a very bad mouthed Rick Mitchell that is just so done with his situation and constantly asking himself what kind of spawn of a glitch put younglings on his care, why not call Springer? If he can with the Wreckers then he can also manage these kids (In the background Sabersky is laughing like a mad scientist with a explosion behind, the whole group screaming in pain or annoyance, oh ,the screams of the innocent passerbys).

There is so much he can take especially with Sunset being a magnet of bad luck and simping for his second in command ("How come that you're alive?!" "Natural talent?"), Blood Horn trying to fight beings twice her size with her bare servos ("Don't even think about it" "But-" "I said no"), Mayhem and his constant necessity to eat organic things ("Five seconds rule" "...You're so gross, kid..."), Mariah and her snob bullshit ("My designation is Black Mariah now" "It's the God-damned same thing!"), Cloudjolt trying to play and carry little things even when he is scaring aliens away with his sheer size ("Can I keep it?" "Let it go in this instance, that's this planet's king!"), even Sabersky, his old friend Blitzwing's sparkling, gets on his circuits everytime the son of a glitch tries to bug him on how he can change faster than him ("C'mon, old bot!" "You really are your sire's spawn")

Astrotrain does understand how the autobots got to "reproduce" with humans, frag, Soundwave has always been popular with human femmes and some males, but is still beyond his understanding how the Insecticons' original hive (he thinks Cloudjolt is Shrapnel's at least) and Blitzwing got their spikes wet and valves used with humans with all their shit, and he says it because he thought humans had basic standards, and one of those is apparently come and see their sparklings from time to time, Astrotrain still has to make a double take when Cloudjolt's human carrier comes to visit him with a horde of sparkmates that call themselves Cloudjolt's sires or when Rodimus (and his whole crew) come to see Sunset, it's not his fault Rodimus' doomed CNA got Sunset in the mess his life is and he tells the former Prime so when Sunset has a new injury, Bumblebee isn't thrilled to see Astrotrain be his little femme's teacher or whatever, no surprise there, and at least Jazz and his conjunx are decent (how did they get such a pain in the aft of a kid?), Soundwave still gives him the creeps when he is only there, standing, not saying a word but somehow communicating with Mayhem when they get a mission on earth and Mayhem's human creator only smiles while giving everyone energon goodies to share, Blitzwing laughs at his misery and Astrotrain can't understand what the human saw in his friend to sparkbond with Blitzwing and even giving him a sparkling.

Humans are strange creatures.

Astrotrain misses Chainbreaker, even with those organic creppy things the kid created creeping around the spaceship and the whole fact the kid was Prowl's at least he was the most sane and decent of the whole group.

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Cthulhu just wants a nap. A pair of familiar Horde cadets have other ideas.

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