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mixsethaddams · 1 year

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Eddie/Hotdude Official Megathread!

(This is based on this post I made a while ago, shoutout to @bunk12bear for suggesting the format!)

(I know the formatting is a bit weird because of how tumblr is posting it, but it’s much clearer/cleaner over here on ao3! But generally I think it works better on desktop than mobile...)

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Eddie/Hotdude Official Megathread!

TheNumberOneBanished 8hr ago

Ok everyone, this is the official megathread to discuss this post from Eddie. Mods have decided it’s been too crazy in here and it needs to be compressed.

If you missed it, although I don’t see HOW at this point, Eddie and a man (who was named by fans in the 90s as Hotdude Inthebackground) have apparently been engaged since 1989 and were among the first same sex couples to get married in Indiana this morning. Hotdude has previously been assumed to be part of their security but *shrug* looks like we were wrong. We’ve been overwhelmed with posts on the subject so keep it in this ONE PLACE please from now on.

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EddiesGirl 8hr ago

Are we sure it’s not a joke?

---mrboombastic 8hr ago

Yes baby we’re sure

---EddiesGirl 8hr ago

How though?

---mrboombastic 7hr ago

They’ve never joked about anything like this, sex and sexuality

is probably the one thing they’ve always been super serious

about. Guess this is why.

---user37397564397569 8hr ago

U mad?

---EddiesGirl 7hr ago

Just not sure I believe it

throwawayfuckeddie 7hr ago

burning all my cc shit right now man. don’t need a fucking fag on my car stereo. fuck eddie.

---Mycoffinisfineactually 7hr ago

They still have your money, dude. But sure, go ahead and destroy

all your shit.

---throwawayfuckeddie 7hr ago

fuck you too.

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---frogger75 8hr ago

You kiss your mother with that mouth?

---lokisbabe 8hr ago

What the fuck?

---allthegoodnamesweretaken 7hr ago

That’s…an interesting threat? I think?

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---freakmeup 6hr ago

Digging your own grave here. Just stop.

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---seven8nine 5hr ago

No way you could fit your entire truck up there

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pussyfromaboywithcatears 7hr ago

Do we even know Hotdude’s real name? I mean I doubt Eddie’s going to be Mr. Inthebackground from now on?

---bornindenial 7hr ago

I don’t think so? Someone on twitter said Eddie used the name

‘Steve’ literally one time when they were at a signing and Hotdude was the

one who came to the table. No proof though.

---pussyfromaboywithcatears 7hr ago

Strange thing to wait until NOW to mention. Also, Steve?

Generic af. My money’s on that being a lie and ‘Steve’ was the first name

they thought of.

---babygotfront 7hr ago

Eddie’s got the name ‘Dustin’ tatted on his leg?

---pussyfromaboywithcatears 6hr ago

Along with about eight or nine others, so unless we’re also

thinking Hotdude’s name is also either Jane or Erica, I don’t think

that makes sense.

---lokisbabe 6hr ago

Twitter right now is saying Steve and this tracks for me. Eddie’s got

that big S tattoo on his ring finger.

---frogger75 6hr ago

Did he not saying that stood for ‘sucking dick’?

---EddiesGirl 6hr ago

When did he say that? Like is he even really gay?

---Mycoffinisfineactually 6hr ago

sweetie he’s been out a long time, its time to move on

---indianaguy 5hr ago

I knew eddie in highschool and that is absolutely something

he’d get a tattoo of.

---mrboombastic 5hr ago

My guy. Check your fucking yearbook rn to see if Hotdude in

there.

---sevendogsinatrenchcoat 5hr ago

No way to verify, Eddie never graduated, ergo no yearbook.

Got his GED in 98.

---mrboombastic 5hr ago

We get yearbooks every year but yeah you’re right, too

hard to verify

---freakmeup 5hr ago

Ignore this guy, he’s always on all the conspiracy boards

claiming wild shit about. Russian invasions and monsters.

Says the earthquake that gave Eddie that scar on his face was

an evil wizard. The band themselves have renounced him as a

fan.

---indianaguy 4hr ago

Fuck you you fucking sheep

---freakmeup 3hr ago

Baaaaaa

CallMeByYourMothersName 5hr ago

holy fuck HOLY FUCK everyone needs to watch this video right now. Eddie blowing a kiss to the side of the stage at MSG and if you turn up the brightness HOTDUDE IS THERE AND HE CATCHES IT

---ninebrassmonkeys 5hr ago

Oh shit that’s cute

---ninebrassmonkeys01 4hr ago

I have a bone to pick with you

---burningmanwasboring 5hr ago

Oh shit that’s cute, indeed

Chesticles03 5hr ago

Does this mean Lollipop is about Hotdude’s dick?

---pissbaby75 5hr ago

…yes I believe it does

---showmeyourfeet 5hr ago

lol you’re right it probably does

---drumbitch98 5hr ago

There’s a video of Hotdude wearing a Lollipop shirt at a meet and

greet! Eddie told the person recording that it was a merch sample

that never got made!

---pissbaby75 5hr ago

I’ve seen this video omg wait let me find it I’m sure it’s on

youtube

pissbaby75 4hr ago

HERE is the video of Hotdude in the scrapped Lollipop merch and I swear at 1:23 he SAYS HIS NAME. Headphones on full volume. This was from 2002. Whoa.

---CaptionBot

Here are the captions for this video!

“Hi guys thanks for coming”

“I’m so excited to meet you, your music saved my life”

“Awesome to hear that man, glad you’re still around. Is this the

shirt you brought to get signed?”

“Yes please. I think all the Lollipop merch get sold out already but

this one is awesome too”

“I’ll pass it on to Will our designer, thank you. There was only

samples made for

Lollipop stuff *laughing sounds* They said looked too much like a

dick to sell. (Steve?) back there has the only actual one. Here you

go, enjoy the show tonight!”

“Did you call me?”

“Oh my god Hotdude! Hi!”

“Uh, hey?”

---Chesticles03 4hr ago

STEVE!!!!!!!!!! He definitely does say Steve!

---interestingreaction 4hr ago

The tattoo of the S on his hand. It all makes sense now.

---jackskullboy 4hr ago

As much fun as the story he tells about it being about his love for

sucking dick is, I agree that this is a better fit

CorrodedCorpse 4hr ago

Hotdude has an E tattoo! Repeat! Hotdude has an E tattoo! This video of him in shorts lifting an amp into a van is grainy because hey, cellphones in the mid 00s, right? But the tat on his left leg has a very definite E shape. Props to tumblr for spotting this one.

---punchanazi 4hr ago

How is it that we’re literally only clocking this now?

---CorrodedCorpse 4hr ago

He’s also topless. We were not focusing on anything but

Hotdude without a shirt

on.

---punchanazi 3hr ago

Valid.

EddiesGirl 3hr ago

There’s been nothing posted online since. I still don’t think this is for real if he hasn’t posted a follow up.

---coffinfucker 3hr ago

How does that logic work?

---EddiesGirl 3hr ago

Well wouldn’t you be posting your wedding day for everyone to

see?

---coffinfucker 3hr ago

He kept it secret since the 80’s and you think now is when

that’ll change? We were lucky to even get this. There was more

info about Beyonce’s first trimester on Blue Ivy than there was about

this relationship until literally 10 hours ago.

---EddiesGirl 2hr ago

I just think he owes us more of an explanation. We’re the ones

paying his bills.

---Mycoffinisfineactually 3hr ago

I think you should log off

---EddiesGirl 3hr ago

Why? Because I want to know why he’s lied to us for so long

he’s not the person I thought he was if he’s been lying about

being in a relationship for so long.

---Mycoffinisfineactually 3hr ago

*facepalm*

---EddiesGirl 2hr ago

If you’re ok with supporting someone who has the capacity

for such a huge lie then fine. Some of us are on discord

writing an open letter about it.

---Mycoffinisfinactually 1hr ago

oh my god of course you are

allaboutthatbass 3hr ago

Is this Hotdude in this video? In the yellow? Is someone calling him Harry?

Edit: sorry, new to this. LINK

---showmeyourfeet 3hr ago

You forgot the link, champ

---allaboutthatbass 3hr ago

Sorry, fixed it.

---ozzyozzy 3hr ago

That’s Hotdude! It doesn’t sound like Harry though. More like ‘Here,

Tony’. Is his name Tony?

---CallMeByYourMothersName 3hr ago

No we’ve figured out it’s Steve, but you’re right that there’s two

parts to whatever he’s being called. Surname maybe?

---thedoctordonna 3hr ago

He looks great in yellow

---pissbaby75 3hr ago

He looks fuckin great in yellow

---milestellme 3hr ago

Definitely his colour

---daisiesonyournightstand 2hr ago