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kazuha-pista-badam · 1 year

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howl: if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until i get back

sophie: of course. i can't flip this table by myself

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howelsmovingcastlebook · 11 months

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Howl: To everyone who has treated me poorly; I am sexier than you

#hmc book #howls moving castle #incorrect quotes #sophie hatter #incorrect howls moving castle quotes #hmcbook #howl's moving castle #howl pendragon #howl jenkins #howl jenkins pendragon #martha hatter #Lettie hatter #michael

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legitstudioghibliquotes · 7 months

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Howl, at the door with several angry people: Hi, Sophie. Remember how I promised I'd never be brought home by an angry mob again?

#source: jimmy neutron #incorrect quotes #studio ghibli #howl's moving castle #howl

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incorrect-hs-quotes · 6 months

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ERIDAN: despair!

ERIDAN: anguish! horror!

FEFERI: Is somefin wrong?

ERIDAN: thats better. some a you are pretendin to notice me at last. howw kind of you to ask, fef

#submission #source: Howl’s Moving Castle #(the book not the movie)#//#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #eridan ampora #feferi peixes #mod terezi #either voice your grievances in a way that helps us figure out something to do to help or shut the glub up

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beesonhoneytoast · 11 months

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Howl’s Moving Castle Incorrect Quotes

another shitpost bc I have problems ��

Ryan: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life Sophie: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years! Howl: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this! Markl: I knew I lost that potential somewhere! Calcifer: My moral code, is that you? Ryan: Ryan: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Howl: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything? Ryan: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies Calcifer: Socks are Feetie Heaties Markl: Forks are Stabby Grabbies Ryan: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties Calcifer: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies Markl: Stamps are Lickie Stickies Sophie, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Howl: If you had to choose between Ryan and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose? Sophie: That depends, how much money are we taking about? Ryan: Sophie! Howl: 63 cents. Sophie: I'll take the money. Ryan: SOPHIE!!!

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Howl: He stole from me first! Sophie: Mhm. Howl: Stole my heart... Ryan: It is still illegal to commit murder.

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Howl: Fuck. Ryan: We've got to work on your cursing. Howl: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Howl, Ryan, and Sophie are sitting on a bench Markl: Why do you guys look so sad? Howl: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Markl sits down* Ryan: The bench is freshly painted.

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Howl: I think we're missing something. Ryan: Teamwork? Markl: Cohesion? Sophie: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Howl: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ryan: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Howl: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SOPHIE WITH ME Markl, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Howl: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys. Sophie: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap! Ryan: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!! Markl: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting. Howl: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle. Howl: Shit. Ryan: Wait, three? Cop: Yeah? Sophie: OH MY GOD MARKL FELL OFF!!!

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Howl: *Screams* Ryan: *Screams louder to assert dominance* Sophie: Should we do something?! Markl, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Howl: I think Markl was right. Ryan: I'm surprised he hasn’t marched in here to say 'I told you so.' Sophie: He wouldn't do that. Markl: You're right, Sophie. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that. Markl: *turns around, the shirt he’s wearing says 'Markl Told You So' on the back*

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Howl: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling? Ryan: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Markl? Markl: Probably “road work ahead”. Sophie: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Howl: Dammit, Ryan! Ryan: What?! It wasn’t me! Howl: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Sophie! Sophie: Not me either. Howl: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Calcifer: *whistles*

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Ryan, banging on the door: Howl! Open up! Howl: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Sophie: No, he meant- Markl: Let him finish.

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Howl: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke. Markl: Okay, but what is updog? Sophie: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish. Ryan: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released. Calcifer: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden. Prince Justin: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter. Markl: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs. Howl: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current. Sophie: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway. Ryan: What’s a henway?? Howl: Oh, about five pounds.

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Howl: Croissants: dropped Ryan: Road: works ahead Witch of the Waste: BBQ sauce: on my titties Markl: Shavacado: fre Calcifer: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead Sophie: Sophie, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Howl: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Ryan: This knife is actually a magic wand. Sophie: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Markl: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Calcifer: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

#howl pendragon #howl x reader #howls moving castle #calcifer #howl jenkins #howl jenkins pendragon #Markl #sophie hatter #studio ghibli #incorrect quotes #incorrect howl’s moving castle

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george-the-pumpkin · 4 months

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Lockwood: I am going to bed, where I may die.

#incorrect quotes #incorrect lockwood and co #incorrect lockwood and co quotes #lockwood and co #anthony lockwood #source: howls moving castle

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syphacard-castlevania · 7 months

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Following the thread of Alucard and Sypha as Howl and Sophie, now I can't stop thinking about this:

* Alucard: You're wearing that cape? After all the magic I used to make your dress pretty?

* Sypha: 😒

Castlevania x Howl's Moving Castle - Incorrect quotes

(I loved this anon, thank you for the ask! 😀 ❤️)

#thanks for the ask!#ask #castlevania incorrect quotes #syphacard #castlevania #castlevania x howls moving castle #howls moving castle #sypha and alucard #alucard adrian tepes #sypha belnades #Keep sending me this asks!#castlevania nocturne

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windsweptinred · 1 year

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Dream and Howl... Same energy.

#dreamling #dream of the endless #hob gadling #the sandman #howl jenkins #howl's moving castle #incorrect quotes

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the-black-bulls · 1 year

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Nacht, laying on the floor: Hell's teeth! I've got a hangover!

Yami, helping him up: No, you hit your head on the floor.

#black clover #nacht faust #yami sukehiro #black clover incorrect quotes #source: howl's moving castle book #nacht #yami #the black bulls #50

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elkiem · 2 years

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A little dump of my favourite male characters. Have you seen that I love traumatised male characters? Yes, but they're my girlfriends and I don't care. *slaps their heads* this baby can fit a a lot of trauma in it.

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kazuha-pista-badam · 1 month

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howl: come on, i wasn’t that drunk last night

calcifer: you were flirting with sophie

howl: so what? she's my wife

calcifer: you asked her if she was single

howl:

calcifer: & then you cried when she said she wasn't

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howelsmovingcastlebook · 11 months

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Sophie: What are your three best qualities?

Howl: I’m hot, I have soft hair, and sometimes I cry because I love my friends.

#hmc book #howls moving castle #incorrect quotes #hmcbook #sophie hatter #howl pendragon #howl Jenkins #incorrect hmc quotes #incorrect howls moving castle quotes

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legitstudioghibliquotes · 4 months

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Sophie: What are these?

Howl, cooking an omelette for breakfast: Greek olives.

Sophie: Howl, you can't put Greek olives in an omelette!

Howl: Why not?

Sophie: THEY HAVE PITS IN THEM!

Howl: I knew that.

#source: rugrats #incorrect quotes #studio ghibli #howl's moving castle #sophie #howl

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kermit-the-hag · 1 year

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[Eddie comes back to the trailer drunk]

Steve: Go to bed, you idiot. You're drunk.

Eddie: Who, me? I assure you, my friend, I am cone sold stober.

#stranger things #eddie munson #steve harrington #source: howl's moving castle #incorrect stranger things quotes #steddie #incorrect steddie quotes #howls moving castle book

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incorrect-snkquotes · 5 months

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Ash: DESPAIR! ANGUISH! HORROR!

Duo Lon: Is something wrong?

Ash: That’s better. Some of you are pretending to notice me, at last.

Ash: How kind of you to ask, Duo.

#submission #incorrect quotes #ash crimson #duo lon #source: howl's moving castle #mod kyo #queue

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darrenpeace · 7 months

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*after battle in the cafeteria, the nurse office*

Will: Is he dead...?

Nurse Spex: He'll be OK. Nobody died because of being short-tempered.

Warren: But a lot of people died because of being thrown through walls!

#source: Howl’s moving castle #incorrect sky high quotes #incorrect quotes #sky high #sky high 2005 #warren peace #will stronghold #nurse spex

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