#incorrect ghibli

[kazuha-pista-badam]

howl: if there's going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until i get back

sophie: of course. i can't flip this table by myself

#hmc #howl's moving castle #howls moving castle #hauru no ugoku shiro #howl jenkins #howl pendragon #howl jenkins pendragon #howl #sophie hatter #sophie pendragon #sophie #howl hmc #sophie hmc #studio ghibli #incorrect ghibli #incorrect howl #anime incorrect quotes #incorrect texts #howl jenkins x reader #howl pendragon x reader #howl x reader

[legitstudioghibliquotes]

Howl, at the door with several angry people: Hi, Sophie. Remember how I promised I'd never be brought home by an angry mob again?

#source: jimmy neutron #incorrect quotes #studio ghibli #howl's moving castle #howl

[sapphickocho]

Ive always felt that Demonslayer felt very much akin to studio ghibli in a strange way despite their vast differences, but it got me thinking, what about a princess mononoke as a kny au?

More specifically, Inosuke as princess mononoke (aka san), and Tanjiro as Ashitaka. I mean their personalities already match, with Inosuke being a wild and reckless that is very attune to nature which is exactly what San is like in the movie. Maybe instead of being raised by the wolf gods we could switch it over to being raised by the boar god before it is turned to a demon. Ashitaka is kindhearted like Tanjiro and share the same determination. Maybe the curse that the boar demon gives manifests on his forehead to match the original story instead of his arm.

Of course there would be liberties that would have to be taken to fit other charachters in. Like who would be Lady Eboshi or the forest spirit? Still the worldbuilding is similar in the way that they both have demons and curses.

I mean I just want to see Inosuke and Tanjiro interact in this au. Like imagine;

Inosuke: I'll cut your throat, that will shut you up!

Tanjiro: Your..... beautiful......

or something less classic like;

Inosuke: Thats my mom *gestures at a frothing boar godess*

Tanjiro: ....Uh nice to meet you too.

I mean I feel like they would just be perfect in this au, platonic or not. I could also see other aspects and charachters of kny being princess mononoke and Ashitaka like Kanao and Tanjiro, Muichiro and Genya, Giyuu and Sanemi, Shinobu and Giyuu and heck even Obanai and Mitsuri if you squint.

But still we need more kny Studio Ghibli aus and if you see my vision of Inosuke as princess mononoke (or prince in this au), then you get it.

#kny #demon slayer #kimetsu no yaiba #kny au #inosuke #tanjiro kamado #tanjiro #princess mononoke #studio ghibli #inotan #inosuke hashiriba #inosuke x tanjirou #platonic #demon slayer kimetsu no yaiba #kny incorrect quotes

[beesonhoneytoast]

Howl’s Moving Castle Incorrect Quotes

another shitpost bc I have problems 🎐

Ryan: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life  Sophie: Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!  Howl: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!  Markl: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!  Calcifer: My moral code, is that you?  Ryan:  Ryan: I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my mother left me but do you guys need a hug?

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Howl: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?  Ryan: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies  Calcifer: Socks are Feetie Heaties  Markl: Forks are Stabby Grabbies  Ryan: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties  Calcifer: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies  Markl: Stamps are Lickie Stickies  Sophie, annoyed: You are disappointments

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Howl: If you had to choose between Ryan and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?  Sophie: That depends, how much money are we taking about?  Ryan: Sophie!  Howl: 63 cents.  Sophie: I'll take the money.  Ryan: SOPHIE!!!

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Howl: He stole from me first! Sophie: Mhm. Howl: Stole my heart... Ryan: It is still illegal to commit murder.

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Howl: Fuck. Ryan: We've got to work on your cursing. Howl: Why? I'm pretty good at cursing already.

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Howl, Ryan, and Sophie are sitting on a bench Markl: Why do you guys look so sad? Howl: Sit down with us so we can tell you. *Markl sits down* Ryan: The bench is freshly painted.

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Howl: I think we're missing something.  Ryan: Teamwork?  Markl: Cohesion?  Sophie: A general sense of what we’re doing?

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Howl: You lying, cheating, piece of shit! Ryan: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD Howl: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING SOPHIE WITH ME Markl, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.

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Howl: Self care is actually getting into fights with randoms in dark alleys.  Sophie: No, self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath, or putting on a lot of makeup if you like it, or taking a nice warm nap!  Ryan: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you!! Self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists!! Self care is the fear in your enemies’ eyes!!!  Markl: Lmao self care is taking your birthday cake just so I can eat the frosting.  Howl: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.

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Cop: You’re receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.  Howl: Shit.  Ryan: Wait, three?  Cop: Yeah?  Sophie: OH MY GOD MARKL FELL OFF!!!

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Howl: *Screams*  Ryan: *Screams louder to assert dominance*  Sophie: Should we do something?!  Markl, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

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Howl: I think Markl was right.  Ryan: I'm surprised he hasn’t marched in here to say 'I told you so.'  Sophie: He wouldn't do that.  Markl: You're right, Sophie. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.  Markl: *turns around, the shirt he’s wearing says 'Markl Told You So' on the back*

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Howl: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?  Ryan: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, Markl?  Markl: Probably “road work ahead”.  Sophie: I speak many languages, and this is none of them.

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Howl: Dammit, Ryan! Ryan: What?! It wasn’t me! Howl: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Sophie! Sophie: Not me either. Howl: Oh...Then who set the house on fire? Calcifer: *whistles*

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Ryan, banging on the door: Howl! Open up! Howl: Well, it all started when I was a kid... Sophie: No, he meant- Markl: Let him finish.

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Howl: Everytime I hear someone talking about updog, I’m torn between not wanting to fall for it and wanting to help them complete their joke.  Markl: Okay, but what is updog?  Sophie: Updog is a long sausage in a bun, often served with ketchup, mustard, onions, and/or relish.  Ryan: Not, that’s a hot dog. An updog is when a new version or patch of an application is released.  Calcifer: No, that's an update. You’re thinking of the fourth largest city in Sweden.  Prince Justin: Surely, that’s Uppsala, where’s updog is the giant spider in Harry Potter.  Markl: That’s Aragog. Updog is a symbol conventionally used for an arbitrarily small number in analysis proofs.  Howl: You’re thinking of epsilon. Updog is an upward-moving air current.  Sophie: No, that’s an updraft. An updog is the modern version of a henway.  Ryan: What’s a henway??  Howl: Oh, about five pounds.

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Howl: Croissants: dropped  Ryan: Road: works ahead  Witch of the Waste: BBQ sauce: on my titties  Markl: Shavacado: fre  Calcifer: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead  Sophie:  Sophie, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

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Howl: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.  Ryan: This knife is actually a magic wand.  Sophie: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.  Markl: *cocks gun* Magic missile.  Calcifer: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

#howl pendragon #howl x reader #howls moving castle #calcifer #howl jenkins #howl jenkins pendragon #Markl #sophie hatter #studio ghibli #incorrect quotes #incorrect howl’s moving castle

[lovely-v]

not the zelda movie being LIVE ACTION

#veesaysthings #*INCORRECT BUZZER* #it should absolutely be cartoon #and i'm talking full on cartoon #no 3D animation #i'm talking GHIBLI #i'm talking TREASURE PLANET #I'm talking RANKIN BASS HOBBIT #give me the rights

[inoxske]

Bakugo, sturrying soup in a dutch oven: Okay children, soup

Class 1-A all scampering up out of there seat and turning into balistic growling and territorial animals who NEED to get some of that soup: .

Bakugo: Okay, all of you need to calm down-

#ive had this in my drafts for soooo long this is soooo fucking funny #becasye its so real #i love studio ghibli guys #meow!!! #i love meows #meowing #i mean #kiribaku #kirishima #mha #bakugo #incorrect my hero academia quotes #incorrect boku no hero academia quotes #eijirou kirishima #krbk #bnha #denki #class 1a

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

pitch for a Dreamworks Zelda film?

Hmm... something like Puss in Boots, combining Swashbuckling Adventure with comedic irreverence.

But really, if they do make a Zelda movie, I'd like it to be made by either Studio Ghibli or Genndy Tartakovsky.

#incorrect super smash bros #incorrect quotes #smash bros #Legend of Zelda #Movie #animation #Dreamworks #Studio Ghibli #genndy tartakovsky

[tcrmommabear]

Toto: I need you to swear- Muta: Fuck Haru: Damn Hiromi: Shit Toto: ... Swear as in promise...

#the cat returns #tcr #the queue returns #neko no ongaeshi #studio ghibli #tcrmommabear post #incorrecttcrquotes #incorrect quotes #haru knew what she was doing hiromi and muta were genuine #toto never gets a break from these idiots

[tang0w0tek]

hey so I've never seen a studio ghibli film which one should I start with? I want to try and watch them before the new one

#studio ghibli #not an incorrect quote

[elkiem]

A little dump of my favourite male characters. Have you seen that I love traumatised male characters? Yes, but they're my girlfriends and I don't care. *slaps their heads* this baby can fit a a lot of trauma in it.

#red hood #jason todd #the batfamily #batman under the red hood #parallels #batfamily #incorrect quotes #tumblr text post #howls moving castle #ghiblisdaily #ghibli aesthetic #anakin skywalker #darth vader #lucius spriggs #izzy ofmd #omfd #dick grayson #nightwing #star wars #ofmd izzy #my poor husband

[mxliv-oftheendless]

Air pirates: Alright, listen up, you little shits!

Air pirates: Not you, Fio. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.

#porco rosso #studio ghibli #incorrect quotes #fio piccolo

[kazuha-pista-badam]

howl: come on, i wasn’t that drunk last night

calcifer: you were flirting with sophie

howl: so what? she's my wife

calcifer: you asked her if she was single

howl:

calcifer: & then you cried when she said she wasn't

#incorrect #real #howl's moving castle #hmc #studio ghibli #sophie hmc #howl hmc #calcifer #howl jenkins #howl #sophie pendragon #sophie hatter #sophie #howl jenkins pendragon #howl pendragon #incorrect texts #incorrect quotes #howl's butt #anime #howls moving castle #howlscastle #howlsophie #hauru no ugoku shiro #anime incorrect quotes #incorrect ghibli #howl x reader #howl x sophie

[legitstudioghibliquotes]

Sophie: What are these?

Howl, cooking an omelette for breakfast: Greek olives.

Sophie: Howl, you can't put Greek olives in an omelette!

Howl: Why not?

Sophie: THEY HAVE PITS IN THEM!

Howl: I knew that.

#source: rugrats #incorrect quotes #studio ghibli #howl's moving castle #sophie #howl

[incorrect-blind-channel]

Niko: Can we watch Ponyo now?

Niko: Can you be a fucking man and watch Ponyo with me?

#blind channel #niko moilanen #niko vilhelm #incorrect quote #source: text conversation #real men watch ponyo #i want him to get ghibli tattoos

[tomboyjessie13]

Hotel - Edfu, Egypt Close to the Kom Ombo Temple

Medea went to bed early after the whole mess with Iggy stealing her stuff and pushing in her the Nile River, resulting in her clothes being trashed, her sandwiches being ate, and her "personal items" being tossed everywhere, as well as having to wear Joseph's pajamas to compensate.

They woke up at around 5:00 AM just so they can continue their drive to Kom Ombo while the air is cool and conked out an hour after arriving to the Edfu hotel, booking a room with a kitchen, Medea woke up in her bed in the hotel bathtub around 10:24 AM.

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Medea: Mmmm........ *Sees the sun showing in the bathroom window, she gets out of the tub and looks out to see that everyone else is also asleep, with Joseph in the first bed, Polnareff and Avdol shares a second bed, Jotaro on the couch, and Iggy on an armchair, completely defenseless*........ *Walks over to the sleeping Jotaro*........ *She raises her hand, ready to use her Stand's "Drunken Lullaby" ability on him*........ *Only to call it off and dropped her hand, she couldn't go through with it.*........ *To herself* I'm getting soft, aren't I?

[Flogging Molly]: *Silent*........

Medea: ........Bah, maybe I'm just hungry. *Walks away from Jotaro as she rolls up the sleeves, leaving the hotel room, completely unaware that he's been awake for a while now as he's revealed that his one eye was opened but hidden in his pillow*

Jotaro: *Looks out the window and sees that she's grabbing some luggage*

Medea: *Outside, she grabs a picnic blanket and flips it about to clean the crumbs and residue from last night's supper before folding it, saying out loud:* I better make this count, *Goes in the cooler and takes out the eggs, pork belly, bread, and orange juice* any pork-based ingredients hasn't been easy to come by since the Islamic faith started booming in Egypt. Now where's the frying pan? Takes a basket holding a large frying pan and some plates* Oh there it is. *Takes the basket and puts in the blanket, spatula, cooking oil, food, chopping block, and a knife, and carries them inside.*

Jotaro: *Lays back down on the couch and pretends to sleep*

Medea: *Sneaks back inside with the cargo*

[Flogging Molly]: *Throwing the picnic blanket over the table*

Medea: *Puts the frying pan over the stove, turns it on, pours cooking oil into the pan, and starts slicing a thin slice of bacon off the pork as the pan heats up*........ *She looks over to see Jotaro*

Jotaro: *Faking it*........

Medea: ........*Out loud* Ah fuck it. *She starts slicing more bacon afterwards.*

Jotaro: *Watches again*........

Medea: *Then she starts cooking the bacon*........ *In her mind* [Molly], grab some eggs will ya?

[Flogging Molly]: *Floats over to the basket and grabs the whole pack, setting them besides Medea*

Medea: *Cooks the bacon for a few minutes before putting them on the plate to cool*

Jotaro: *Sits up again*

Avdol: Zzzzzzz........ *Sniffs the air* Mmmm........ *Wakes up to the smell*

Iggy: *Wakes up to the smell as well before yawning*

Medea: *Takes three eggs and breaks them, then takes another three and breaks them to, making six eggs.*

Joseph: *Wakes up to the sizzling* Hm?........ ​​​​​​​

Polnareff: *Wakes up as well* Mmmm....

Medea: *Puts a lid over the eggs before preceding to open the bread bag when she sees Jotaro standing by the counter.*

Jotaro: *In his mind* You're up early.

Medea: *Startled, almost yelling* GAH! Oh! H-how long have you been up!?

Jotaro: Not long, just long enough to see you try using "Drunken Lullaby" on me, I was ready to have my Stand dunk your head in a toilet when you stopped suddenly.

Medea: *Flustered* Tch, so what? *Turns away* I don't have enough strength to use it, so I figured some breakfast would do me some good.

Jotaro: Uh huh, yeah sure. *Sees the food* That's a lot of eggs and bacon for one person.

Medea: *Blushing* I, uh, made too many, you guys can have the extras if you like.

Jotaro: *Shakes head* Bullshit.

Joseph: *Walks over* Hey good morning, Missy. Breakfast smells great. *Turns on the lights*

Medea: *Out loud* Oh come off it, old timer, it's nothing special. *Removes the lid to put salt and pepper on the eggs*

Polnareff: *Sits up* I thought I smelled something cooking.

Avdol: *Gets out of bed* Good morning, Medea.

Medea: Morning, Houdini. Bacon?

Avdol: No thank you, eggs on toast would do.

Medea: *Gives him the bread to make toast with* I guess your Bacon would be for Iggy then.

Iggy: *Wagging tail* Yeah, yeah!

Polnareff: You're not feeding that little bastard anything!

Avdol: *Shaking head as he uses [Magician's Red] to toast his bread*

Medea: Listen, I dislike the little bastard to, but come on, we all just woke up. *Turns off the stove and proceeds to cut the eggs* Save your energy for whatever Glory God resides here. *Makes a plate for Polnareff* Now shut up and shove some food in your mouth, you'll feel better.

Iggy: *Sticks tongue at him*

Polnareff: *Growls at Iggy*

Medea: *Makes a plate for Jotaro* Here ya go.

Jotaro: Thanks. *Claps hands together* Itadakimasu. *Eats, then with his mind:* Thanks for sparing me and the guys to.

Medea: *In her mind as she makes Joseph's plate:* Don't get used to it, Jojo. I'm still going to kick your ass later.

Jotaro: Whatever you say.

- Medea makes eggs and bacon for breakfast after arriving in Kom Ombo, inspired by a cooking video regarding "Howl's Moving Castle"

* What Medea said is a reference to the fact that, while Pork isn't banned in Egypt, it's mostly seen as forbidden due to 90% of the people living there being Islamic while the other 10% are not. Hence why Medea finds it hard to find bacon.

#jojo's bizarre adventure #jotaro kujo #joseph joestar #jean pierre polnareff #muhammad avdol #iggy #jojo oc #oc #foodporn #anime food #eggs and bacon #studio ghibli #howl's moving castle #incorrect quotes

[incorrectsmashbrosquotes]

Real question. If they ever made a Legend of Zelda Animated Series, who would you rather have make it? Studio Ghibli, or Genndy Tartakovsky?

#incorrect super smash bros #super smash bros #smash bros #Legend of Zelda #Link #Zelda #Ganondorf #Studio Ghibli #Genndy Tartakovsky #Samurai Jack #Primal #Princess Mononoke #My Neighbor Totoro #question #query #this mod has a small query for you #animation #animated #animated series