#i cant help you

[gynandromorph]

Hot tip if you can mimic a cat purring or make like a mock machine gun noise you can probably roll yours r's cuz it's virtually the same noise

#those phlegmy r's in like french and hebrew though #i cant help you

[leviackermanscleaningbuddy]

Ma'am I'm gonna need some more details about everyone in the pack wearing school girl uniforms.

#those are national security secrets #I cant help you #skz #stray kids #stay #ot8 #skz!pack #inbox #reply #ask #moots #mutuals #alice #submission #my submissions

[pckel22]

(content warning: discussion of transphobia)

something im thinking about is how trans people use trans as an adjective, calling themselves trans or transgender or transsexual, whereas cis people use it as a rather pejorative noun. they call you “a trans” or “a transgender,” like, “have you ever dated a transgender?” is an example sentence.

honest to god, i hung out with so few cis or cishet people in the last few years that i had never heard somebody say “a trans”. the first time i heard it was from a trans friend describing what she hears at school. but when i heard it out of a cishet person’s mouth, it almost sounded like a swear word, like they were saying it in a way that dirtied them, made their own speech filthier. when the word trans comes out of a queer person’s mouth it’s just an adjective, and a light, flowy one that feels quite nice to say as well.

i cant help but wonder what that must be like for a cishet person: growing up considering “gay” or “trans” to be dirty words that you wouldn’t say to your grandmother. it seems a completely alien concept to me. to call oneself a lesbian, bisexual, gay, trans, genderqueer, or any other label, it’s a beautiful expression of identity. it’s not being vulnerable, offensive, secretive, or anything else. it’s just a statement.

but cishet people’s conditioning of such words is probably why they see “cishet” as offensive, too. i personally would not concede to being “considerate” of their preference and not call them cishet if they don’t like it, because if you see a simple description of your sexuality and identity as offensive or pejorative, you should probably fucking unpack that

#trans pride #gsa #transmasc #trans rights #lgbtq #and honestly #if you still consider it offensive after that #i cant help you #grow a brain

[undercookedkpopdemon]

Apparently the secret to good mental health is..

#txt #txt post #my txt #i solved mine by leaving ohio #dont live in ohio #or florida #thats the secret #if you dont live in those states and you have bad mental health #im sorry #i cant help you

[goatalicious]

I wish I was edgy and dark but I'm just sooo cute 🥺 people everywhere just wanna kiss my forehead.

#i suffer from little guy syndrome #im terribly warm and approachable #i always get asked for directions #i promise you I dont know #i cant help you

[separatist-apologist]

I cut this ask in half because if I publish with some of the wording you used, people are gonna come out of the wood work to argue with me. Yes, this fic is nearly complete, I just forgot to finish it. It's on my list because I have the first Eris chapter done and I want to upload it. Enchanted too.

For your unpublishable piece- I think its the setting. DRTD is a modern au and Dark Gods is fantasy. You've already suspended your disbelief for the most fantastical, magical parts so the rest doesn't seem so wild. And I think the modern au felt too personal to some people, who went in thinking they could handle it, couldn't, and then decided that was my fault. There's very little difference between DG!Lucien and DRTD! Lucien minus the magic.

I drew the line because I was being harassed over them. It wasn't like I woke up one day and decided I want to make things difficult. If people started review bombing and sending hate over DGs, I'd have taken them down too, and at the time I did consider it. I also deleted Enchanted for a while before bringing it back- there was a time when only LB had the reblog of it. I still have all the screenshots in my camera, it was not a fun time.

I'm gonna finish MOST wips this year. There are like, 2 I'm done with though. It happens to the best of us, though I do feel bad about it.

#i do my best #I put drtd on WordPress also because people asked to have them somewhere #and if you go out of your way to read them there #I cant help you

[bilesandthesourwolf]

me - any time i feel sleepy - in the year of our lord 2023:

#well take a nap #THEN FIRE THE MISSILES #if youre not old enough to know what this is then i cant help you #meme #dank meme #mine

[lumea-ei]

The fact that you want to kill yourself, and you are okay with this, because you do you, makes me feel like i did nothing to influence your life on a good road.

I will loose somebody that i still love, and i cant fucking do nothing ab it. I will be brain damaged after his death.

I wish everybody luck, good times, and please check your friends from the beggin, because someday it will come, and one conversation will destroy everything in you and you will not be the same anymore.

I am the saddest person in my whole era. I wished you could live, hug me and tell me that its just a bad dream.

I dont want to be with you, because i cant. But i just wanted to know that you can stay alive, no matter where in this world.

Yesterday night, when you told me your plans and what you feel, its like something in me, died and came back in the same time.

Im not the same anymore.

I cry everyday.

This world its crazy.

#citate despre iubire #citate despre oameni #durere #quotes #singuratate #ganduri #despre el #suicide #i cant help you #bad dreams

[triona-tribblescore]

I WANNA DRAAWW!! RAHHHGG!! Absolutely swamped with college work, im so tired TT (hence whatever tf this is lmao)

#posted this doodle on twitter yesterday but it's still very relevant today #fr cant do anything until I get 12 posters drawn make my homemade paper and finish/publish my 200 page book I'm gonna- #Send help #i miss being active sm :'(( #SORRY TO THE 60+ ASKS IN MY INBOX I PROMISE ILL GET TO YOU SOON <333 #anyway I hope everyone else is doing ok #sending love #(also husk please- stay off the internet lmao) #angel dust #angel dust fanart #husk #husk fanart #huskerdust #huskerdust fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #tribbleart #<3

[tubbytarchia]

so ranchers huh

#sorry Im allergic to long posts but hehe uhh I wanted to post it all at once... #rancher duo #team ranchers #trafficshipping #tangotek #jimmy solidarity #double life #double life fanart #trafficblr #they are so soft and I have way too many ideas for art of them by virtue but Im gonna stop myself there #sorry if my human anatomy is awkward anywhere eugh #not terribly confident about my human art but we go all in baby #fuck it we ball as the kids say #in the way I imagine them Tango keeps his flames at bay when around people but does still walk around with his hair casually on fire #he just cant help it when Jimmy's an affectionate dog more than an avian though you know #tubby art

[p4nishers]

i cant get over the ball being so CLEARLY all for crowley i can't get over aziraphale trying to woo him with a WHOLE FUCKING BALL because that's what he knows that's what romance IS for him because he's been wanting to dance with crowley ever since dancing was invented and he's so stuck in time with the way he dresses and talks and he still thinks a dance is the high of romance AND HE MADE A WHOLE ENTIRE FUCKING BALL FOR CROWLEY JUST SO HE COULD DANCE WITH HIM like now it's so fucking obvious he gave away his BOOKS without a second thought and it was all for crowley he organised a whole JANE AUSTEN THEME BALL just so he could have an excuse to finally dance with the love of his life and i can't get over this i'm shaking my fists and pacing up and down he did not give a single fuck about anything other than dancing with crowley and HE BARELY TOUCHED OTHER PEOPLE'S HANDS WHILE HIS WHOLE FUCKING PALM WAS PRESSED TO CROWLEY'S AND i need to lie down

#im actually not okay im never getting over this #this was actually the most romantic thing to ever happen on television prove me wrong you can't #no because he spent CENTURIES reading about and witnessing and orchestring romances and he's been wanting to living in them WITH CROWLEY al #this fucking time and crowley rescuing his books was the most romantic thing that ever happened to him and in return HE GAVE AWAY THE BOOKS #HE LOVES SO FUCKING MUCH FOR CROWLEY AND OH GOD OH JESUS #how am i still not normal about this show im literally box breathing and my heart is fucking POUNDING from a SHOW i cant i just cant #i need psychiatric help #good omens #good omens s2 #azicrow #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #good omens season 2 #ineffable husbands #go s2

[kawaiiiuniverssse]

Ok, I know we’re all hoping for a sweet “Loser, Baby” reprise between Angel and Husk…

But let me do you one better:

Angel singing a heartfelt reprise of “Poison” about how Husk is his cure.

#huskerdust #hazbin hotel #husk x angel dust #angel dust x husk #angel x husk #hazbin hotel angel dust #hazbin hotel husk #i literally cant #like can you imagine #guys i have brainrot #these guys have literally taken over my mind help

[mumblesplash]

part 2!!!! [read part one here]

transcript below the cut arranged into stanzas to help show where the rhymes are:

“that’s why they brought gem in? as a failsafe?” as a pawn. we were told to point her at whoever we need gone

“gem won’t hurt her allies. …yet.” the curse she carries will it’s had its eye on her since she lost the other eye she was specially selected for her hunting skill it’s quite the high honor. “wow. how generous.” we try

think about it: why does almost no one fight the curse? “given how fast scott killed skizz last season, i can guess.” [“any pain you spare your friends, you’ll have to suffer worse”?] it’s designed to shut down higher reasoning with stress

#if you still can't see the rhyme scheme try reading it out loud #if that doesn't work uh. idk. can't help you #my art #grian #geminitay #smajor1995 #bdoubleo100 #inthelittlewood #secret life #grian and his terrible horrible no good very bad eldritch coworkers: the sequel #cant wait to post the next part so i can be like 'my three secret life comics. and yes they all rhyme' #this one narratively doesn't work nearly as well as a standalone compared to part 1 #however i accidentally went way too hard and could probably upload the middle page + second to last panel as their own separate art pieces #tbh i'm considering putting an explanation of everything below the readmore buuut i don't feel like it atm. :3 later maybe #me and my 20+ life series headcanons i only allude to without explicitly stating don't need to explain ourselves #still experimenting with this webtoon-esque vertical comic style #still not sure i like it #it gets long too quickly #among other things #but it's very easy to read on a phone so

[raepliica]

(content warning: blood)

Sewed Up Heart

[ID: A Trigun comic done in grayscale with red accents. First, an anatomical heart gushes blood, forming a puddle which shifts into Vash's coat. Vash's gloved hands can be seen sewing up a tear at the hem.

Vash raises his hands, which are now bare and covered in blood. He looks sweaty and distressed, and he raises his coat to his face and cries into it. His clenched hands rip the sewed portion apart, and the red thread leads to a heart whose own stitches are tearing apart. The background gets darker and darker, and the red looks brighter and starker against it.

Then the background returns to white, and brown-skinned hands using embroidery scissors snip a red thread. Wolfwood holds up Vash's repaired coat, grinning proudly, and does a happy thumbs-up in Vash's direction. Vash lifts his head, seeming distant.

Wolfwood holds out the coat. As Vash puts out his hand to take it, the cloth is replaced so Wolfwood is dropping a sewed-up heart in Vash's hand. Vash rubs the coat against his face with a teary smile. End ID] ID CREDITS

#trigun #trimax #cw blood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #my art #his coat as an external representation of his emotional wounds🤌 #a coat riddled with bullet holes tells so many stories #also wolfwood hc of him being good at sewing bc he probably had to patch up many clothes when he was at the orphanage #and now his hands are bloodied but he still has this one thing -this one skill- that helps him make things a little better for once #and it doesnt fix everything but at least he's giving back a bit of the kindness he's being shown #ww actions over words love language *explodes* #i cant stop rotating these thoughts in my head i need to make a comic focused on his pov #image described #thank you for the id!! #raepliica_art

[doggirl-narcolepsy]

Remaking this post because my old blog got nuked

Hey my old blog @doggirlnarcolepsy got terminated in the recent trans fem tumblr purge, so I'll be posting from this url from now on. Unless tumblr decides to reverse their rash and uncalled for decision, I guess...

Me and my wife have been struggling make ends meet this month and have an unpaid internet and power bill totaling at $225 that urgently need to be paid off or collection agencies will make our life a living hell recouping the charges and fees we will incur. (You can read the original post @queensizeddonger for more detail)

We haven't been able to pick up our hormones or my wife's ozempic yet, as we've been putting aside everything we've received to cover the overdue bills. We've haven't been able to cover groceries either for a while so we've been going days on and off without dinner as our only meal trying to ration what we have left.

Everything has just been so chaotic these last couple of weeks negotiating with utility companies for extensions, barely eating and tumblr nuking my blog out of literally nowhere.. If anyone is able to help out it would be a huge relief for the both of us and we would be incredibly grateful

P*yp*l: QueenSizedDonger

#please reblog #please boost #even if you cant help maybe someone who can will see it #i feel like we're getting screwed over by t*mblr exclusively for being trans :c

[pink-andwhite]

ethan landry mocking you >>>

"oh it's too big baby? that's so cute." then proceeds to fuck you harder, making sure to shove that extra inch in there each thrust.

"too much? oh you poor thing.." wraps his hand around your throat and fucks you faster, definitely rubs your clit too.

"you're all done sweetie? that's too bad, im just getting started." proceeds to fuck you through 4 more orgasms.

#these are thot hours #help im not in the mood to write a fic but like i cant help but let a little blurb out #im thirsting over him so bad rn #its not even funny #ethan laundry 4 life #ethan landry is my new obsession thank you #ethan landry x reader #ethan landry smut #ethan landry #scream vi smut #scream dialogue