#i fucking love thor

[super-marvel-dc]

Bucky, holding a rock: Y/N just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock."

Thor: If you don't marry them, I will.

#bro y'all should give your significant other pebbles because male penguins give the female penguins pebbles to woo them #I'm gonna be a penguin #I wanna date someone and give them pebbles until they figure it out #like hello! i love you! take my fucking pebbles! #eat pebbles bitch! #bucky barnes x reader #bucky barnes x y/n #bucky barnes x you #bucky barnes #the winter soldier x reader #thor odison #thor #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel

[caroldanversenthusiast]

HOLY SHIT TESSA 😵

#my jaw dropped i’m fucking dying f snake #i need her to punch me #need her immediate #dnjwkwendkek #tessa thompson #king valkyrie #valkyrie #thor #thor love and thunder #lol #lgbt #wlw #sapphic #women #lgbtq #marvel #mcu #queer #gay

[pattinsonsupremacy]

IS THAT LOKI’S HELMET ON THOR’S BACK DJAKDKDJAD

#i kinda fucking died #thor love and thunder #marvel

[letciatxs]

fucking crying shaking throwing up i don't know what to do

#gen v #marie moreau #jaz sinclair #jordan li #derek luh #london thor #limoreau #mariejordan #I LOVE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH #gen v cast

[lesmiserablol]

i cant believe how many people i’ve seen be like “the new thor movie was bad 😖” like i’m sorry did you really go to a MARVEL MOVIE expecting it to be good?? not me bitch i came to drink an overpriced blue icee and to see hemsworth’s ass uncensored and that’s exactly what i got. i’m different.

#AND i had a GREAT time #all three times #thor love and thunder #when i saw it w my three roommates they all SCREAMED for those cheeks it was so fucking funny

[b0ydyke]

you’re always changing, rearranging, calibrating, you think far too much

#caption was gonna be marie saying “you can’t keep changing into a dude every time you wanna make a point” #which is HUGE for jordan. but i need to be on my web weaving shit #i wish they didn’t give fem jordan a fuck ass bob girl you can be butch! #but i respect it. #anyway lovee them so cute #caption is marika is sleeping by the Japanese house #gen v #the boys #marie moreau #jordan li #london thor #jaz sinclair #limoreau #marie and jordan #tv stills

[americanphysco]

just saw somebody call bound, jennifer's body, and but I'm a cheerleader "arthouse films nobody has watched" when trying to defend the misleading and half-assed queer rep in marvel movies... begging you guys to watch real movies oh my fucking god

#even just movies made BY queer people. the lost boys wasnt some underground indie film. #moonlight wasnt some underground indie film. fuck me watch love simon for all i care bur dont act like thor is groundbreaking #levis greatest hits

[tomwambsgans]

greg said actually i wanna take YOU out and I'M gonna pay for it

#also it's so cute how he says 'visited' instead of just 'been to' like you can tell he learned how to talk from tv #tomgreg #greg hirsch #which side are you on? #fr why is this part not talked about much beyond the Thor Loves Poptarts-ification of greg loving cpk #tom says my gf is out. so let's go out to dinner. the moment greg understands that it's a serious proposal he's SO excited #and it's clearly NOT for any notion of fine dining. he doesn't ask tom 'where are we going' #no. he wants to go out with TOM!! he has a restaurant in mind that's a treat for him and he's excited to share that with tom #i think he is feeling a tiny bit snubbed at the end by the way tom refuses to let greg have the upper hand #like tom asked him out and greg literally asked him out right back. and rather than be excited tom is like no I'M doing the asking out!! lo #but yknow ultimately tom has his own thing that he already really wanted to share with greg #he IS delighted that greg has unrefined tastes bc it means he gets to treat him. he gets to be the reason for greg's awe #also he just thinks it's cute imo #and greg took to it as much as one can when they've already been more or less forcefed (much like the ortolan he eats lol) #anyway. tom's need to feel in control is his detriment bc greg wanted to treat him to some cajun chicken linguine and then fuck him silly #mine

[spearxwind]

THE HAMMER 🔨⚡

#god of war #god of war ragnarok #HI #FOR THE LOVE OF GOD. HELLO #you are not immune to thorposting #fanart #windyart #gow #thor #and mjolnir............... my beloved #*finger snap* #i have this mans design on fucking lockdown btw #i WILL be making shitposts #anyway hi hello i hope u enjoy this guy as well thanks #for everyone calling him a babygirl in the tag. thank you

[tubesock86]

that Loki finale huh

#this finale was epic and iconic and so sad #my boy is alone again :( #also the FOR YOU FOR ALL OF US from Thor one made me sob #I was instantly 12 again #fuck I love loki so much #I just want him and Mobius to BE OKAY #my art! #loki #loki series #loki tv

[raaorqtpbpdy]

Okay just watched the first five episode of Gen V and I just wanna say that in addition to Jordan being an amazing character, the actors who play them are phenomenal. There was not a single moment where I didn’t buy that they were the same person. Fucking exceptional there. A++

#they do a better job at it than a lot of older and more experienced actors #like in Shazam (as much as I love that movie) Billy and Shazam often do not seem like the same person #a lot of the character in Jumanji welcome to the Jungle are the same way but it’s easier to ignore because they don’t switch actors as much #but I was fucking sold on this bi-gender shapeshifter #London Thor and Derek Luh are seamless #gen v #jordan li #london thor #derek luh

[dawningfairytale]

ocean: i accept your whole gay thing, i just don't get it

noel: okay. i'll regret this, but what part don't you get?

ocean: why would you prefer men over women? i'm straight but i could never imagine being with a man... like... that. women are infinitely more attractive. why would you make your life harder for a subpar mate?

noel (internally):

noel (internally):

#rtc #ride the cyclone #rtc incorrect quotes #noel gruber #noel rtc #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ocean rtc #alternatively - noel: i'm surrounded by idiots #alternatively - noel: and i thought i was in denial #alternatively - noel was too stunned to speak #look i love ocean but i know that it took her a WHILE to come to grips with her identity #meanwhile with ricky they'd say something like. 'i want to date korg from thor'. noel would go 'that sounds kinda gay'. #ricky would say 'guess that's just the bisexuality' #and noel would go oh gosh finally someone who's fucked up in different ways #he's supportive!!! and entertained!! and he understands more than anyone that it's a journey #but he's dying out here

[abernthyss]

The way Jordan was looking at Marie (me next) after she blood stabbed that guy…..ugh peak romance

#i love them so bad #you guys don’t get it #they’re so special to me #i need limoreau in my fucking veins #marie moreau #jordan li #jordan x marie #limoreau #mariejordan #derek luh #london thor #jaz sinclair #gen v spoilers #gen v

[mxmollusca]

Every day I collect more and more evidence that Taika is just playing chicken with Disney. Like, this is just one big long con to see how much he can wring out of the House of Mouse before they realize he's been trolling them. I'm here for it.

#taika waititi is crackpost made flesh #nz i wanna fuck your dad #taika waititi #thor love and thunder

[nostalgia-tblr]

Hey do yous want to see my favourite bit from the first Thor film? It's this bit:

What's going on here? Why would anyone be standing behind that big gold pillar for any reason other than to slink out from behind it? There's nothing there! Not even the sinister shadows that I suspect were supposed to be on that part of the set.

Oh ho ho, here we go, here we goooooo!!!

Oh yeah, I absolutely 100% trust whatever this lad's about to say. That's the least shifty approach I've ever seen in my life. He barely even skulked.

Listen to him, Thor! I don't care what he's saying to you, it's definitely good advice whatever it is. See how he's leaning towards you in a completely un-conspiratorial manner, speaking quietly because he knows you're a sensitive type who gets nervous around loud noises. This is really good advice. You can tell because he looks so earnest.

Oh and here come some witnesses! I mean your friends!

You can safely ignore whatever he's saying now though, Thor. He's obviously got a bit intimidated by the success that lies ahead when you carry out this amazing plan that you've just come up with all by yourself after he suggested it.

Oof, he's very against you doing that thing that you're about to do! He's sooooo disappointed with the way this is going. He's just said it's madness! In a loud, clear voice that should have carried across the room quite well.

I wonder if any of the witnesses overheard that part of the conversation?

Aye. Aye, they did :)

#no really i love this bit #this is true cinema. this is art. this is making me want to check if my purse is still where i left it. #that's why i get a bit sad when people tell me loki was just lurking behind that pillar because it has such a nice view of the sunset #if i'm supposed to conclude from this scene that loki was entirely innocent at this point then someone's fucked up quite badly here. #i mean aside from thor. thor's definitely fucked up quite badly here. he's fucked up by listening to slinky mcslinkface. #all that later drama could have been avoided if only this room hadn't had huge pillars along one side that a person could lurk behind :'( #why were you even standing there in the first place you shifty wee bastard (affectionate)?! #thor (2011) #mcu tag i guess

[shitpostingkats]

I can't tell if new kingdom hearts dark road content dropped while I wasn't looking, or if the kh fandom has just gone so stir crazy they've finally started inventing entire new characters, goncharov-style

#who the fuck is thor #kingdom hearts #kh #kingdom hearts dark road #khdr #I love coming back to look at the kh tag and seeing some wild new thing I have exactly zero context for