#i just realized the red is WATER

[chitsangenthusiast]

for @chiptrillino 🧡💚

↳ the lily pad frogs love hanging out with zuko when he comes by the pond! zuko, on the other hand...has mixed feelings

(it spins! video below the cut)

hop around the floaty lord 🐸

#ENJOYYYY NENE <3333 #shoutout to her btw for coming up with such a fun lil atla animal that when she requested one i was like ''how about: eight <3'' #lil scamps <333 #coolest thing abt this project: the water bubbles were created by using envelope moistener between layers of cellophane! #funniest thing: the fact that the red of zuko's outfit disappears as the blue darkens.....science is real #funniest thing part 2: i didn't realize you could see the papercut i got from this project in the video until just now lmaooo #anyway SO FUN and i hope you love nene 🧡🧡🧡 #zuko #zuko atla #atla #papercraft #kathcraft #id in alt text

[lidoshka]

Is the fact Sanji probably eat human flesh a conversation the One Piece fandom has or...?

#sanji #red leg zeff #conspiracy theorist mode engaged #I just realized this #I was reading the manga and didn't notice either #but then I rewatched the show and well.... #there's no way he managed to live 60 more days with only water #even a healthy person wouldn't survive with just water #let alone a malnourished kid #one piece #overanalyzing stuff is fun! #meme #cannibal cook

[ktkat99]

Tim- I've been doing good at self care today

Tim- I didnt stay up late last night

Tim- I woke up on time

Tim- I ate breakfast

Tim- I've been drinking plenty of fluids all day

Tim- So please tell me why, after putting in all that effort, I still feel like shit?

Dick- By fluids do you mean water? Or coffee?

Tim-...

Dick- Tim, drink some fucking water

Tim- There's water in coffee

Dick- Yeah, and there's also a pre-dug hole in the cemetery that's about have your name over it

#batman #batfam #tim drake #dick grayson #red robin #nightwing #batfamily #batfam incorrect quotes #yea i had a work meeting scheduled for a wierd time #drank so much coffee to be awake for it #and just now realized I havent had water in like two days

[theloveinc]

tw: prostitution probs

OMG I know your shinsou drabble about him faking being your pimp for an undercover mission was like a little long ago, but it changed my atoms molecular structure

Like maybe you both are discussing what you've discovered that night on the couch you're sharing with the criminal and you hear somebody coming and than you gotta act like you're having... YKNOW??? 😫

Like maybe you noticed it first so then you like throw yourself on top of shinsou, fake moaning that sounds real, bouncing a little on top of him so the couch creeks a little to really sell it and it takes a little for shinsou to catch on but he's a mess because you sound real 😣😣😣

And from the criminal's POV, it's dark so he can't see your clothes that are on and is like well don't like me interrupt you before he heads back to whatever he came from 🤭

(link to ref. post here!)

SFAJKSDHJKAFDSHK it only takes him about five seconds to get the gist of the scene but... those five seconds change his entire perspective on the both of you, don't you think??

Because I think for the first few moments when he thinks it's real... he forms an entire confession in his head that's ready to spill from his lips just as fast, going hot where your hands splay on his chest, his cock jumping in his jeans when he tries to say your name. Even the hands he immediately puts on your hips to help guide you are genuine, not just to make the whole thing look... less pretend.

But then your eyes are shooting back down to his face and they're not filled with love or lust, they're filled with panic in waiting for him to play along....... and the whole moment he was able to build up comes crashing down, forcing him to realize exactly how he feels about you and....... how doomed your situation is, if you're gonna have to physically, now, keep up the charade rather than just label it.

(Especially because he's supposed to be the one in charge, the pimp, and it kinda makes him want to vomit thinking about treating you like something he owns, and yet he still has to pull himself together enough so that the criminal doesn't get suspicious if he actually acts like he loves you..............)

Then they're gone and you're all relieved (still sitting on his crotch) and now he has an entirely NEW problem that has to be faced (gasp, his feelings!!), and that's aside from the chub he's praying to god you can't feel.

Good. Grief.

#shinso #NO BC ME TOO AND I'VE BEEN DYING TO TALK ABT HIM MORE LIKE WHAT DO U EVEN DO !! ABT HIM!!! #ANON HOW COULD U DO THIS TO MEEEEEEE #I NEED IT SO BADLY I NEED IT LIKE WATER AND AIR #sorry if it's a lil short my roommate cut me off halfway so i lost my flow #but please i'd love to talk abt shinso more!! #im just thinking abt him on the couch all red-cheeked with an arm over his face to hide his embarrassment from you #and you're so sweet just trying to make sure he's okay... not even realizing that you made things WORSE #when u were just doing ur job #like genuinely u think he was spooked not that he has to face the fact he loves u now #it's... ASDHLFKASJDFKAJSHDN #I NEED IT I LOVE U ANON BYE #CAITIE THINGS #GEN #anon

[rennarita]

#I just realized that Shota tossed the water bottle that Red Shoes gave him. #shota umino #njpw #effie's gifs #will ospreay #power struggle

[oculusxcaro]

Two Truths and a Lie: River will eat anything that isn't tied down and uncooked. River loves to travel by boat. River's favorite color is brown.

Oh hell, which was the right answer here? Khare pursed her lips as she pondered River's question. It was the first time in a while that she'd seen the other woman come back to the diner which was nice, Khare was glad to see her again but she couldn't quite put a finger on what felt off. River seemed to be well fortunately, other than... was that a limp? No, River seemed fine, and there was a bit of a lull right now in the flow of customers so it was nice to catch up, even play a game or two. Khare realized at this moment she didn't know diddly squat about River and the more time that passed, the more it became apparent. Still, that didn't mean she didn't want to try and River had always been kind to her even if maybe gave her a bit of a side eye when being seated. Did River like to travel by boat? It would be punny if she did, being named River and all but Khare didn't think that was the right answer. One time they met outside the diner, it was by Gotham Bay and River looked positively antsy. It wasn't so bad once you got past the smell, but maybe she liked bodies of water elsewhere? "I'm going with that you're not a fan of travelling on boats. That's not to say you eat like a dumpster though," Khare added quickly when she remembered the first of the three statements. Would she really eat anything that wasn't tied down and uncooked? She did look like she worked out... a lot, so Khare brightened, raising a finger knowingly. "But I understand! you must work out a lot to keep such a great figure, so that means... brown's your favourite colour? Funny, I could have sworn it was red..." She didn't know why she thought that, it just didn't seem like brown was a favourite colour of many people. Maybe back in the 70's perhaps, but River was her age or younger... wasn't she? Jerry's voice hollered from the kitchens stating River's breakfast was ready to collect so Khare jumped up to grab it, setting the still-sizzling plate of delicious meat before her customer. Something tasty that was most certainly cooked, as it should be.

#red-hemlock #I just remembered suddenly there might have been an issue with what Khare did before ratting River out that one time #I'm PRETTY sure River was all dressed up at the time so didn't even realize it was her #River she swears she didn't want to tell the cops but had to #She doesn't want to talk to them anymore than you what with being an illegal immigrant #But this was fun to answer thank you!!! #I'm so angry tumblr nearly lost this post bc it signed me out randomly #But I saved it!! So all's well! #But yeah her answer was that despite her name River DOESN'T like travelling on boats! #bc water ya'll

[redeyedryu]

All the little shrimp just chilling in and around the plants. 🥺

Meanwhile the ghost shrimp: goblin mode activated.

#Red Rambles #Shrimp Shenanigans #The ghost shrimp just skimming along the underside of the water #hoping to yank some blood worms #omg I didn’t realize there’s a ghost shrimp nyooming around in the first pic dbdjsj

[theygender]

Jod help me I'm about to try something I'm allergic to to test if I'm allergic again

#its coconuts #ive decided to try mud wtr and i ordered their starter kit which comes with their creamer and sweetener #the creamer is made with coconut milk and the sweetener is made with coconut sugar #ive hated coconut since i was a kid bc it gives me a sort of cold burning sensation in my sinuses #and then i found out its not supposed to do that #the one time i actually ate a significant amount of coconut as a kid (instead of tasting it and instantly spitting it out) #was when there was a bottomless coconut shrimp basket deal going on at like red lobster or smth #and i love shrimp and couldnt really taste the coconut so i ate a shit ton #and then my throat and mouth got all itchy like my brothers whos allergic to tree nuts does when he eats pecans or walnuts #that was the last time i knowingly ate coconut #then like last year i started going to this boba tea place and getting jasmine tea with jelly boba a lot #and it made my throat itch too. but i had never really had jasmine tea before so i was like #'oh maybe its just bc the flower flavor is really strong? like kinda perfumey? im sure this is normal' #and it tasted good so i kept drinking it #a few months later i decided to google what jelly boba are made of bc i got curious #and i found out theyre made of coconut water 😭 #so i switched to popping boba and stopped getting itchy #...and then a few months later i was like 'well maybe i just imagined it' and tried it again bc those jellies were GOOD #...and they did in fact still make my throat itchy. and then i realized i had just paid $7 for Potion of Mouth Hurty #........ANYWAYS im gonna try this coconut creamer and sugar when it comes in to see if it makes my throat itchy #anyone wanna put any money down on the result 😂 #rambling #tbh this is probably better than my other plan which was tor try goji berries to see if im allergic to them #bc apparently goji berry can have cross-reactions with some of my other allergies #at least if the coconut stuff causes a reaction i know what that will be and the answer is throat itchy which is basically just annoying #i have no idea what the reaction to goji berry (if any) might be bc ive never had it before #plus if the creamer/sugar DOES make my throat itch i can just... stop using it and continue to drink the mud wtr without it #what would i do with an entire bottle of goji berry vitamins if i tried one and it gave me a reaction??

[xcziel]

i think i have given up on the yard now

there are things planted and we'll see what we'll see, but from everything i've read stuff will either die in the 110F heat or later on in a winter freeze so further $ invested may be a waste

and the only solution is to keep everything as potted-and-mobile or indoor plants

there's already been issues with ants and gnats so the impetus to leave them outside and then bring them in later is now very low

so maybe i will just have a lot of indoor plants - at least i can take them with me when i go

the one pothos is at least VERY enthusiastic and all the greenery is *so* fucking mentally soothing

... i just really want to buy so many more plants and i *have* to stop

#maybe if i liked succulents more or cared about flowers #but what i like is green and leafy and e idently none of that is really happy around here #like i have 'almost total shade' and 'lots of sun' options but nothing that will take those PLUS the stupid heat even with watering #gonna plant the the asiatic jasmine anyway just to see but then i guess just try to keep up with watering #i have two sansevieria a boston fern several pothos two peace lilies (one 3 ft) salvia sage oregano #a very sad dieffenbachia and tiny croton and some rosemary that i think gave up the ghost while the mint *may* be hanging on #got some indoor elephant ears from a kit just starting we'll see what happens and a red anne #the hostas and caladiums will come up or not idk #i just wish i knew something that would grow like these weeds lol thank goodness for the horseherb #i realized that sll i want is the same plants we had growing up but we were in sub-sealevel galveston - basically tropical #so all that won't necessarily like it here - people say hostas don't like austin :/ #but we had what i'm pretty sure was the asiatic jasmine out at the front of the house and the elephantears and caladium #around the side with the ivy and the dracaena and the azaleas #everything i see that i like in the nursery ends up being labeled 'indoor plant' here #tempted to try to find some pink mulhy even though it's not 'leafy' just bc it grows here and might live #the palmetto does keep coming back after the freezes so that's something #obviously if i wanted to spend a lot my problems would be easily solved but it's not my house so i'm not buying like .. full shrubs

[catamaurrr-star]

thinking about my ocs again. it would be sooo fucked up if you were pyre actually

#imagine being at the brink of heat death and this red flower offers you life and water and stuff in exchange for you working for it #and . it doesnt sound too bad of a deal tbh #and one day you wkae up with a bandaged hand and under that bandage is a fuckinhg HOLE in your hand #and youre starting to forget stuff. and youre starting to act different #youre startign to lose yourself. but you have noooo idea thats even happening #you feel fine! you feel better than youve ever felt before! this is so great! right? #and one day you look in your reflection and you dont see yourself anymore. once blue eyes turned red with a 5 petal flower forever imprinte #on your eye to mock you for the rest of time. and that isnt Fucking You #and then you forget it the next morning. and then the flower fucking Gets You #sorry. im ahving a moment #maurposting #oc #pyre #aahahha . anyways #hes also a dilf. completeyly unrelated #everytime he comes close to realizing just how fucked up he is. flower takes over #i mean one day he will eventually be free. but Man that shit fucked him up sooooo bad #almost two decades of his life completely gone. and he cant even recognize himself anymore #is there a tag limit. this is getting really long actually

[soyforramen]

I keep reading posts about the biblical plaques and my brain keeps trying to force it into biblical plagues. So either the writers have dyslexia or they’re referencing the Saint Jaime Luna bible.

#🤷‍♀️ at some point I will catch up #until then #riverdale #also the plagues of Riverdale go #snakes falling from the sky but they’re based on FPS incorrect knowledge of snakes #all the milkshakes turn into maple shakes; Cheryl is beside herself with glee #bags of chips from the lastest product placement and there’s like #fifty up close shots of each flavor #that have nothing to do with the plot #but is just a cash grab #bonus points if one of the parents is chewing the scenery #the last born is given a ticket to ride the f*k out of town and never come back #sweet water runs red; at first they think it’s blood but then it turns out it’s just mine run off #the real curse is everyone turning into a redhead because of it and the joke is that they’re all now related to Archie #Veronica is immune tho because she washes her hair with alpine waters #there’s a sudden coffee shortage; normally this isn’t a problem but it makes Jughead infinite time more insufferable and cranky #Tabitha unleashes him on everyone who’s left a bad Yelp review #and on the truckers who tip terribly #there’s a plague of fog in the town and only pops diner sign cuts through it #that’s solved in half a day when they realize Reggie’s just being inconsiderate with the fog machine he brought out to make the dealership #scarier for their ‘scary low prices’ sale #(Betty plots to make the dealership the next location for SKC because why not? it’s free real estate) #there’s a minor infestation of maple syrup covered aliens on the lonely highway #this is mentioned once in passing; a pair of drably suited FBI agents take up space in the diner #the red head is always rolling her eyes at her partner who seems to deliberately try to goad her #he and Jughead become quick friends and neither is seen for a week; when they come back it’s never mentioned again #there a plague of fries that fly through the town #it takes three episodes for someone to realize the typo but by then there’s a new plague of nerds playing G&G on every available surface #I’m just saying lean into RAS #damnit tumblr and your 30 tag limit

[inthewaterifoundyou]

Hello! I’d just like to say firstly that i adore your fic. I love all the details and metaphors. I’m such a big sucker for that. Onto the question, how many years does this take place from the original game? Like how old would characters be now and such?

Thank you! :)

I've been picturing around 10-13ish years.

I don't know if there are canon ages for the characters, so I've stayed away from using specific ages. I feel that the characters were meant to be in the early 20s during the game, so I imagine them in this fic to be in their early-mid thirties. Typically I just think of them as ranging from 32 - 37 years old.

#don is in his 50s and still absolutely banging #truly i would die for a good don fic #vio is definitely the youngest while y/n is one of the oldest #also i'm just saying peter goes from an weird but mostly cute dude to a red flag incel real quick when you realize he's a +30 yr virgin #who hates his mom #love that for me tbh #asks #and in the water i found you

[asjjohnson]

Here's the other pumpkin I carved this year (I did it yesterday but I was too busy doing other things, like cooking the pumpkin on the stove, and didn't carve it until late).

Dracula on the front, simple bat design on the back.

#pumpkin #jack o lantern #dracula #asj post #I went by Dracula's description near the start of the book. #I didn't want to carve his nose that way but I couldn't get carving it from the back side to work. ...The shape still doesn't come across. #I was thinking about using a black wet-erase marker to color in his hair and the bat. #So that he would have light hair sometimes and dark hair other times. #But when I tested the marker on the bat I realized it blocks the light from shining through. #I also found out wet-erase markers don't erase well on porous things. So there's a tiny black mark on the bat. #There's also some reddish staining on the white part of the pumpkin because I used red marker to make the sketch. #I need to remember for next time to erase the marker after making an initial outline with my x-acto knife. #I probably should've made his eyes' sclera and eyebrows and mustache lighter but was worried about it blending in too much with his irises. #I was thinking of using my red wet-erase marker to make his irises and lips reddish but then I found out light won't shine through the ink. #...I think it looks better in-person... My camera just can't pick up on jack-o-lanterns right. #I got slightly over 1 1/3 cups of pumpkin puree out of these two. Same as last year. ...And maybe around a cup of seeds. #It was easier to cook this time because I didn't add much water. Really hard to cook off water.

[ciaoteamo]

Milk and Water (Pt. I)

pairings: doppelgänger!Milkman x fem!Reader

summary: One of the newest residents’ very first doppelgänger comes in, trying to sway you into to letting them in. Will you..?

pt.II

art credit (twt: loafuu_chii)

warning: 18+ content

“…what’s the story behind your um… ears(?)” You ask the doppelgänger before you. It was a clone of one of your favorite neighbors actually, her name was Maria.

A woman around your age that you became really close friends with over the few months of you working here.

“@&! !$?&” The doppelgänger let out a series of sounds.

“right, so give me one second” You press the bright red button next to the window and the steel blinds shut with a blaring alarm sound.

You call D.D.D. and they clean up their mess per usual. You once again, you were just thankful you didn’t have to work on that side of the glass.

You check your wrist watch, and happily sigh at the fact that you only had one more hour left to work.

“ mmm, someone’s eager to go home i see” A familiar voice speaks up.

“oh, Mr. Francis” You give the man a polite grin. He gave you a sly one in return. You knew it wasn’t him off the bat. Francis was usually shy towards you, making you want to tease him into blushing whenever you saw him.

Well, you suppose you could kill two birds with one stone. Flirt with the doppelgänger of your crush, and have some entertainment.

“how are you pretty girl” He asks, sliding an I.D. and sheet through the slot.

You examine the documents and identification and beam a smile up at him.

“the date on the I.D. is a little expired hun” You declare. He lets out a small chuckle and leans a little toward the glass.

“mmm, been busy with the milk business, love. must’ve slipped my mind to renew it” He replied. His eyes were low but he still held his sly grin. You leaned back in your chair, with a bored look on your face.

“you’re not like my Francis” You huff and tilt your head with a disappointed look.

His grin faltered and he stepped closer. His breathing had quickened a bit and he took off his hat. “who knows, i could be better” He suggests.

Now that his confidence had depleted a little, you were growing bored of him. You checked the time again and you had 45 minutes left.

“well i’ve gotta get you moving now. it was nice to see such a handsome face though, so thank you” You beam and reach for the button

“you don’t want to do this, trust me” He states with a warning tone. This wasn’t unusual, getting threats after realizing they’re doppelgängers, but being that this one was this aware… they must be evolving.

“and why would i trust you?” You ask out of curiosity.

“i mean look at me” He smirks, one arm leaned against the top of the window. His irises turned from their chocolate brown and into an empty pure white.

“hm” You nod and press the button.

“(Y/N)!” He roared with what you assume was his fist banging the glass.

You call D.D.D. and wait for them to clean their mess, again.

The steel blind begins to lift and you sit back in your seat, checking your watch again but noticed the new pink lighting that shone in.

You furrow your eyebrows and look up in horror as you see blood streaks on the window in thick, and dripping amounts. You jump out of your chair and put your back against the wall.

About 5 D.D.D. workers were piled up, bloody and battered in the corner of the room, and there the doppelgänger was.

Staring at you.

His eyes were low, his shirt was torn, revealing his pecs and the start of his abdomen. He was panting with his (surprisingly still) neat hair and an almost psychotic expression.

“oh no…” He starts with a laugh, still breathing heavily.

“what did you do..?” You cover your mouth with your hand.

“it’s what you did. you got me all riled up.”

He looks down for a brief moment and you swear you hear a zip. He holds his tie and the end of his tattered shirt in his mouth and looks up at you with knitted eyebrows.

His breath fogging up the window as he asks you. Looking like a poor starving puppy. “will you let me in now…? I need your help…” He slightly groaned.

“…what. the. fuck.”

#milkman #milkman x reader #francis mosses #francis mosses x reader #ciaoteamo #x reader #imagine #smut #fem dom reader #thats not my neighbor #milkman smut #milk the man

[sillyfudgemonkeys]

I may make some Ju-On/Grudge meme slkjflksjafdlaf I can't help it the Saeki's are so funny aksfjdkjfaklsajfjfla

Anyway if you don't want to be scared/see them just blacklist "Ju-On Memes" or "Grudge memes" cause I'll be sure to use those tags

#silly talks #jkldsjfkafj the freaking red room scene in The Grudge 2 had me kljsadkflja;fjdlsjfal;da #Kayako in the water: I'm just a little guy :3c #you know what I just realized....this series has a lotta mommy themes and mommy issues when the main murder was a freaking guy/dad TT0TT

[myrddin-wylt]

I’m very tired. you probably heard that Russia destroyed the Kakhovka Dam to slow Ukraine’s counter offensive. here’s something I didn’t quite realize: since this February, the Russians operated the dam in juuuuust the right way so that as much water would build up as possible when the snow melted and spring showers started. and then they blew the whole thing up.

40,000 people may need to be evacuated. I don’t really have the energy to say anything else right now.

Hospitallers Medical Battalion: actual angels can confirm. they’re combat-zone medical services - you know how humanitarian groups like MFS and Red Cross have to pause operations due to the Russians fucking shooting at humanitarian zones? yeah, these guys don’t pause for bullets, they fucking walk into them and they bring out anyone they can.

Serhiy Prytula Charity Foundation: you can choose from a number of various fundraiser projects here, if you’re feeling particularly picky. for those of you who balk at the idea of supporting anything military just please remember that things like vehicles and drones aren’t just for military use, they’re also for evacuation and finding the wounded and they’re fucking vital.

KSE Foundation: similar to the above, KSE has multiple projects you can choose from to donate to. looking at it right now, one of the projects with the lowest amounts of money raised thus far - despite being started in April - is Seeds for Ukraine, which will help Ukraine recover from the ecological devastation Russia has been wreaking (and with Ukraine, the countries that rely on Ukraine’s grain exports that Russia keeps trying to steal).

Come Back Alive: do these guys even need the introduction? they’re Come Back Alive. I’m kissing all of them.

United24: Zelenskyy’s brain child, and the official fundraising platform of Ukraine. Mark Hamill recommends the fundraisers for drones in particular.

UAnimals: Nova Kakhovka’s zoo got... pretty much completely swept away. all zoo residents except the birds have drowned. UAnimals has tried throughout the occupation to keep the animals safe, and they’ve been reporting on the status of the zoo. I don’t really know what to say except that I hope they’re able to save the pets and strays in the towns along the river.

You can find NGOs specific to evacuation efforts in this post; please signal boost it as well. I’ve listed them but am leaving the links for the op post.

Ukrainian FireFighters Foundation

Helping To Leave

VOSTOK SOS

#donate #ukraine #russia #russian invasion of ukraine #russo ukrainian war #russia ukraine war #kherson #disaster relief #humanitarian relief #ecological efforts #humanitarian organizations #humanitarian efforts