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#i just want someone who actually understands why i go nuts over this and who i feel comfortable spamming about it 😭
fortyfive-forty · 16 days
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grabbing fistfuls of my own hair rocking back and forth repeating to myself like some kind of fucked up wizardly enchantment you should care about womens sports because its literally the same fucking sport why do i have to bend over backwards to convince you to care about womens sports like at an abstract level it is the exact same fucking thing and yet you cannot bear to possibly watch it unless you think the women are hot or there is some sort of social gain why is it so hard for you to care about womens sports when they are literally doing all of it better than the men
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solselah · 3 months
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GODDESS MESSAGE
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PILE 1 :
𖤓HATHOR𖤓
Omg so immediately she wants to work with you as far as transformation is concerned!!! She can empathize and understand your emotional pain and physical Boundaries !! She sees that in love you have been so fucked over. Especially with the cheating and not being honest & non comital in totality she really wants to help usher in a new person , a new energy for you ! Even if they start as one of your closest friends ! She wants you to be Content and balanced !! She’s also letting you know , that person who fumbled you is definitely getting their just do with karma! And it manifest in a very specific way for this person , I’ll tell you now she is the reason why ! She’s teaching a very strong karmic lesson to this person & my love, to you as well! The twin flame card is here but I’m not feeling that energy at all , I’m more so feeling that this illusion has crumbled to pieces !! You wouldn’t even “care” if they were considered your twin flame honestly the hurt to you Goes way beyond a “dynamic” your over it ! And she can so sense it ! It’s up to you to be truthful and open to her if you are or plan on working with her energy ! Just know it’s a journey & also not everything is rainbow and unicorns with her ! She’s going to reveal to you some real sh*t !
𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹
PILE 2:
𓋹 🐈‍⬛ BASTET 🐈‍⬛ 𓋹
Bastet would like to tell you that there is some spiritual conversations going on in the spiritual realm about you !! She is showing up to help you out with your life’s purpose , giving you the push and encouragement you need to actually put yourself out there !! She intends for you to come into union with your passion! The issue here is that you are totally not willing to fully receive ! She is very strict about this message but in order to walk with her on this journey she would like to take with you , you would have to open up just a bit more ! Like you do your part she will do hers !! She also has some secrets she would love to disclose to you !! I’m talking she can be your spiritual ears when you aren’t around ! She has your back !! You just have to be actually willing !!
𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹
PILE 3:
˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗ NUT ˗ˏˋ ★ ˎˊ˗
okay so this beautiful goddess sends you intense messages not sure if you have put a name to who is sending these messages but I hope this helps !!
You dream and almost instantly forget once you wake up , she is in charge of taking up that empty space !! I think she is proving to you that parts of you are very closed off like even to the point where it has gotten spiritually silent for you ! That is intentional and will not LAST ! But she moves in complete silence when it comes down to it. She wants you to know YOU ARE SO PROTECTED! Don’t you even dare try to question that ! Like to the point you question her she might let a small mishap happen just so you see her energy LIVE IN ACTION !! She is Very big on lessons with you!! She can see future YOU , and honestly you are going places my friend ! So idk if you would officially decide to work with her but I do know she is there & around ! It’s like she is your encourager someone on the “sideline” for you spiritually!
𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹
PILE 4:
𓍝 MAAT 𓍝
“Give me the energy “
You could be so “bleh” right now like things just don’t seem worth being excited over, for you! She wants to bring you to a grounded space ! It’s obvious you aren’t the same person that you were like last year emotionally ! And she can see you doing better if you were to focus on your emotionally health ! Like she even encourages therapy or a tool that you can utilize to express exactly how you feel ! She also would love to just hear from you ; she can be that for you ! That support.
Although she will tell the truth EVERY TIME! And it may sting real bad , it’s imperative so that you can get up out of this state. It feels good to you right now but she can sense other things that you may not be able to at the moment. So she’s here to ground you , help put your feet on solid ground!!! I also see incense she may want you to burn some for her !! Also I’m getting heavy Aquarius energy along with Uranus energy !! She is highlighting a spiritual cleanse you may need to do !!
𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹𓋹
Hope you enjoy ❤️
IG:@soleccentric
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captainpondlilly · 4 months
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Okay! The Gilear plush has arrived. This is my best attempt at all of his lines. Two have been unintelligible to me, and several are pretty long and fast which made it hard to follow.
My search history is.. hospitals near me, foot stuck in object, head stuck in object
You're low, he's low, It's Gilear's day baby!*
A guy on the street kicked me in the nuts as hard he could
I don't like "lunchlad"
Help me to understand what I have done to deserve this
My horoscope says "today is a good day to die motherfucker"
I ate a quick cup of yogurt on the way over here to bolster my spirits after I changed, I'm ever so sorry
What do you mean "When" life gives you lemons
I went to apply for the guidance counselor position but I was usurped by a drug dealing werewolf named Jawbone
In my haste to put the armor on I buckled the leg plate and think I clipped the tip of my penis against one of the leg plates and Everytime I move it feels like it might fall off so I ASSURE you demon I have no pride to speak of!
In highschool I was voted "Most Likely To Get Pushed Out Of A Tree"
My car was repossessed by the ride share app that I was working for
It's actually a good thing that no one came to my birthday party because the bounce house flooded and was swept out to sea
I just discovered that *all* of my emails have been going to everyone's spam
Unfortunately I have been banned from that hot air balloon service not because of anything that happened to me in particular but the guys who run it just sort of know my whole deal
Mmm this yogurt tastes like *potatoes*
I asked the woman at Home Depot why my plants kept dying and she said it seemed like they were reaching away from the sun
I've found out recently that one of my shoes is so filled with mildew because a pipe in my bedroom is leaking and I've developed a fungal infection in my foot which I didn't know was possible for elves to get
I don't think that I've ever "Peaked" in that we started neutral and have been going downhill ever since
I am currently trapped in a storm drain. The bottom half of me is above the ground, the other is below
Another Own Goal for Gilear Faeth, yes
Everyone knows you eat 7 spiders in your sleep every year, but I have a bunch coming into me the backway
My sandcastle I'm afraid was destroyed, as I was about to finish it, the tide came in and with it a man holding a bazooka who shot me and killed me
I know you're not going to believe this but Ive just been kicked by a snake
I found out the hard way that people can legally reject status as an emergency contact
The title of my autobiography is going to be Gilear Faeth: Please Stop
On my way here I was carrying a large bowl of Italian wedding soup which shattered on the ground in front of me and several of the small pasta balls rolled through the cracks and alerted vermin to my presence. I've since learned after a trip to the hospital I am deathly allergic to the sting of millipedes which is a way of me saying I need someone to come down to the hospital and pay for this. There is a doctor holding a gun to my head and now that I think about it this clinic is in the back of a storage unit and I think have gone to the wrong place
he said and I quote "he'd stomp my goon ass" if I ever got on his bus again
Gorthalax it was very nice to meet you, you've made a cuckold of me
We're the throw up boys!*
I've been informed that the brownies I consumed were laced with cannabis and rat poison
I am completely unprepared for the perils ahead and am deeply frightened, I'll go get the coffee
A gorilla monster punched me so hard in the back of the head I died
Today I have been hit by 3 scooters
Everytime you squeeze my hand it breaks several small bones
My imaginary friend as a child ghosted me because he said I was too depressing
Do you want me to go back? I warn you, it will break me
Can I interest you in an herbal soda? You must understand I am an intern at a ponzi scheme*
When I go to sleep at night I dream of a world where I might be able to walk through a field without stepping on a rake or gopher hole
If anyone needs me... I will be surprised.
If it wasn't for bad luck, Id have no luck is both true and what was written upon the billboard I crashed through
I wonder if any of these will feature in Junior year 👀
*Thanks to @cappa-cappa for telling me the lines I wasn't able to make out!!
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genovianxprince · 7 days
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OK I think I understand some of why some people in the fandom choose to make Mystra some kind of a terrible, grooming abuser to Gale. It's because every one of the companions has like a specific person you can point to and say, that is the abuser. That right there is the person who has caused the companion grievous harm. Gale and Mystra are a little more complex than that.
Shadowheart and Lae'zel technically have a whole cult/culture backing up the abuse, but you can still pretty directly point to Viconia and Shar for Shadowheart, and ultimately Vlaakith for Lae'zel as well as just... every Githyanki she ever met, except for Kith'rak Voss.
Wyll has Mizora, Karlach had Zariel and Gortash, Astarion has Cazador, all very obvious and self explanatory in the game. They were innocent, kidnapped, coerced, sold, played like a damn fiddle. But Gale?
Gale has Mystra, a goddess he loves, who also loves him, and the things they did to each other were both fucked up, and a lot of the fault totally lies with Gale! The other companions all had external forces affecting them. Gale's was mostly internal. He refused to believe he was good enough. "As inconceivable as it seems to me now, I shared a bed with a goddess and I still wasn't satisfied." A literal goddess, the one he favored, the one he was in love with, who favored and loved him back, consistently told him he was perfect as he was and he straight up did not believe her. He placed himself on a higher and higher pedestal he could never reach the top of because if he wasn't constantly climbing to some nebulous goal of perfection, then could he be good enough for Mystra?
Y'know, instead of just believing the woman he was in love with. And I get it! Insecurities suck! Especially when you've been the gifted child your entire life, perfectly talented at something that all the adults in your life go nuts over. But also, it is extremely arrogant to assume you know better than your literal goddess and be like "yo, there's a missing piece of the Weave and I can go get it" like... Mystra is the Weave, she would have known and probably sent someone on a quest if it were actually Her Weave and not Karsus' Weave.
Gale is INCREDIBLY hubristic and he keeps falling for that trap. He's overconfident. Hell, even after his year in isolation where he comes out humbled, a small group of people believing in him for a short amount of time gets him to go "omg, crown of karsus = godhood, I can totally do that and tell the gods they SUCK and overthrow Ao's rules!"
Like, babyboy, no.
Of course, Mystra is not without some fault. After Gale's initial... Folly-up, she just ignores him for a year. Damn, girl, what the hell! Well. You see. The Netherese orb is a fragment of the magic that Karsus used to try to ascend and steal her throne with. The magic that she realized was going to kill everything if she didn't sacrifice herself. For a moment, all magic ceased to exist, including Mystryl herself, and Karsus died. Then Mystra came into being. Gale tells you a short version of this story himself! So it kind of makes sense that Mystra would see this shard of magic and just... kinda have a trauma reaction! And to gods, time flows differently. It wouldn't shock me to learn she didn't realize it had been a year by the time Gale left his Tower due to mind flayer shenanigans. Naturally, she does not want to discuss the thing she's so terrified of, and just tries to have it destroyed without her having to touch it—the plan to have Gale blow himself up on the Absolute itself, and she would save his soul. And even after he disobeys her instruction, she still allows the orb to feed on the true Weave! She still lets him live without fear of blowing up randomly, even though it greatly distresses her to let this magic that killed her once feed on her own life force.
Then he reaches the city, and reads The Annals of Karsus, and realizes she's going to have to explain, despite not wanting to. And she summons him. Tells him exactly what's in his chest. Asks him to turn over the Crown and she will destroy the orb and face her own trauma, because Gale... doesn't want to die. She understands that. And she still loves him and his big beautiful brain despite how stupid he's been, and she wants to have him as her Chosen again.
Things will never be the same, of course. They both fucked up. Gave each other a bad time. But in the end, they forgive each other and move past it. Not as a couple, because things broke too much for that. But they can have a healthy relationship as Goddess and Chosen once more.
And that is what sets Gale and his trauma apart from the companions. He doesn't have a direct abuser or live in a horrific abusive society. He almost killed the goddess of all magic a second time and she had an understandably harsh reaction to that, even if it was still too harsh. I just don't believe it's only Mystra who fucked up here. Not by a long shot. Much of it lies squarely with Gale.
And, as for the grooming allegations [as far as people trying to say it is canon], literally just no. She's a True Neutral goddess. Gale literally tells you that you are not his first mortal lover, he had a few before he ever fell into Mystra's bed, and you're just the first since the breakup about a year ago. The game doesn't shy away from sex and sexual abuse in the least. Why on Earth would this be something hidden behind several layers of nonexistent subtext? It's definitely fun for AU's, but by Ahghairon's lost nose, no, it's not canon!
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grahminradarin · 1 month
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SPOP And Queer Joy Tw for transphobia, the Daily Wire, and getting kicked in the nuts
I was watching the most recent video from Some More News about a deeply stupid and bad and transphobic film from the daily wire called Ladyballers, and there was a scene they talked about where one of the main characters who was a guy that has been disguised as a woman for a couple weeks in order to win a woman's basketball tournament realizes he might actually be trans, and confesses this to the basketball coach who is his old friend and came up with the idea. The basketball coach then tells the trans character that she doesn't understand her own feelings and that the coach will help her figure it out. When she continues to insist that she's a trans woman, the coach kicks her in the nuts. And this made me realize the whole conservative mindset is based on an authority figure convincing people under them that they don't understand their own feelings and they don't know who they are, but the authority figure does. And the point of it all is to make someone never trust themselves or their own feelings ever.
And then I thought of the ending of She-Ra.
And I finally get why it felt so right and so triumphant and so different. Catra and Adora have been living with Shadow Weaver their whole lives, and Shadow Weaver has constantly been telling them who they're supposed to be, and it hurts both of them so much over the course of the series because Adora keeps trying to fit herself into that mold better (is helped in this endeavor by light hope) while catra is trying to break out of her mold to put herself in Adora's as the golden child
And then hoard Prime shows up as the ultimate example of an authority figure insisting that you don't understand yourself with the chips, which are literally a direct physical implementation of that idea!
And in what both of them think are their final moments alive, they kill the shadow Weaver in their heads, trust themselves to know who they are, and do what they've wanted to do the whole time. Catra stops trying to prove herself and admits that she cares and wants to just be enough without having to try. She stops caring about whether she's weak and says she loves someone. Adora stops trying to be the self-sacrificing hero and acknowledges that she can care about other people differently than just having to save them and she finally takes something she wants without worrying about the consequences.
They both say "screw authority, I know who I am and I'm going to let that out" because they both think they're about to die. And that one tiny moment of rebellion and understanding saves the entire goddamn universe. It terrifies Prime to the point that he can't even comprehend what's happened, and then it obliterates him and frees everyone he's ever hurt. It fixes everything
That one moment of queer Joy, even at the very end of the world, is all that it took.
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gnomeniche · 8 months
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i should probably post about the storyboards bc i’m obsessed. i get why they changed stuff for the final (most of the dialogue they changed is superfluous because it reiterates ideas brought up earlier / overexplains a little of the fun ambiguity that sticks in your mind, like them actively pointing out it’s uncertain which duck was killed) but seeing the old version is so interesting. i love seeing what changed and what stayed the same
also i love this part. sure it’s pretty on the nose wrt the themes of the show but bc of that i KNOW if it HAD been in the show i would have gone nuts over this line every time i watched it
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“it’s terrible where he is” “everything has to go back to its proper place” just like the main three’s situation…
also the line about putting everything back in its proper place helps reinforce that feeling of lesley as a fucked up kindergarten teacher + am intrigued by storyboards explicitly saying that lesley played out the whole series up to now in the dollhouse and the more blatant implication that she is not the one in charge + the idea that lesley came up here with others before.
that last one gives me the vibe of one of my many possible theories about what she represents which is like… she is partially representative of a kid who watched children’s edutainment shows like the one dhmis takes place in and is stuck in her vision of her childhood. someone who used to live on a lower floor (a child who watched the show and thought of the charas as friends) but went up (grew up) but is always looking back at an imagined “better past” that wasn’t actually that good. i need to make a proper post about my idea of toxic nostalgia in dhmis though so i’ll keep that in my pocket for later
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the rundown of them having Zero idea what their interests Are in the jobs song storyboards is so cool. i’m right that the show-world dictates that they are not really supposed to have a sense of their own identity besides what roles they play. no idea of what they like and want for themselves. but even if that’s how they’re supposed to be, as they exist for longer they gain their own preferences and desires. i want duck to collect buttons though let him have his buttons
i understand why they made red guy more annoyed about the jobs song in the final product and i love my sulky best friend but also it’s funny to see him actually get verses and all of them are on the theme of I Would Like To Sit Somewhere Quiet And Decompress. me too red guy
instead of unemployed brendon we could have had dead-end job kelvin…
the funeral scene dialogue being almost identical to the final scene is great. already perfect no notes
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How to Write Medieval Smut - A Guide to Insanity
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Well, hello. You’re here for that very important reason, aren’t you? You got a hankerin’ for some dude in a tunic and breeches or a lady in a sexy-ass gown, sayin’ some old-timey stuff in a swag accent. They make you feel things. You wanna do things with them. You wanna write about doing things with them. But how to go about it?
Please keep in mind I was asked if I could share some tips; I’m not a writer by any means, but I AM a fanfiction addict, so I like to think I’ve picked up on some important stuff over my years as a horny reader. Without further ado, let me just - well. Get into the nitty-gritty.
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1. THE BASICS
If you are going to write anything, you need to consider some key things. Firstly, are you confident in your punctuation? This is one of the biggest elements to readability, and English is one of those languages that totally sucks when it comes to the rules of properly punctuating sentences. And even then, in narrative writing, you CAN play fast-and-loose with the rules; but the key is to know when to do that.
We can’t cover everything here, of course, but I’ll just share one of the most important things when it comes to writing dialogue. You must always punctuate within the quotation mark. If someone is just saying something, it’ll look like this:
“They’re over there,” he said.
We use the comma (,) to join these two clauses together. This is because ‘he said’ is NOT a complete sentence by itself - it needs the previous clause, ‘They’re over there’, to make sense. If you have someone exclaiming or asking, you do exactly the same thing as above, just switch out the punctuation mark:
“They’re over there?” he asked.
“They’re over there!” he exclaimed.
Even though we traditionally understand that (!) or (?) ENDS a sentence, it functions differently inside a quotation mark. That is why the next phrase ‘he exclaimed’ does not start with a capital ‘H’. I admit I am guilty of forgetting this rule at times!
If you are unsure of your punctuation, see if you can find a beta - someone with a little more confidence in writing who can pick up those little mistakes and correct your grammar. Hell, hit me up here if you want - I’m a demon with the grammar, and I’m always down for it. Just know I’m quite merciless with the edits, haha!
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2. WORDS TO AVOID IN MEDIEVAL SMUT
If you’re writing medieval smut, you have to think about the types of words that might not be used in old-fashioned time periods. One of the quickest ways to jolt someone out of the immersion in your story is to start using commonly-accepted euphemisms for acts or parts from today’s world. SOME words are from the approximate time period, e.g. clitoris, but aren’t traditionally used in medieval entertainment. Here’s some of the words I can think of that you shouldn’t use (bold), as well as some suggestions for what you can replace it with (= italics):
Clit, clitoris = pearl, bud
Dick, penis = cock, length, member
Balls, testicles, sac/k (only use this one in conjunction with one of the latter list) = stones, jewels, pouch
Boobs, titties, boobies, badonkadonks = bosom, breasts (polite), tits (vulgar)
Vagina, vag, pussy, vulva = cunt (vulgar), cunny (a little less vulgar), entrance, core, womanhood, mound (for vulva)
Asshole, anus = arsehole (English sp.), hole (personally hate it but appropriate)
Butt, buttcheeks, bum = arse, rear, backside, bottom
I’ve actually researched the above and these are all era-appropriate! When in doubt, consult a thesaurus or dictionary to determine time period of origin! Also, might be worth adding this little addendum below - appropriate names for ‘slutty’ or ‘skanky’ characters.
Ho, skank, slag = slut (only as ‘slut’, if you want ‘slutty’, use ‘sluttish’ instead), tart, trollop, hussy, whore
Hope this helps!
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3. DESCRIPTION
Don’t be afraid to describe beyond actions - so much smut has the bare minimum ‘he sticks his peen in, in-out-in-out, nut, goodnight’. Describe the experience - what does something look like? Feel like? Taste like? Don’t be afraid to get weird with it. For example:
While your husband takes his respite, you look inquisitively down at his softening length – your dealings with this part of him only ever feature him firm and forbidding, a lance with which to impale your depths with raw impunity. Even lying sated against the sac of his stones, its dimensions are considerable, and you do not think even in its current size that it would be effortless to take within you. A fleshy fold of tissue has extended itself over the purpled head, no doubt protecting it from injury in its unused form.
Basically, this is an extended piece about what a soft dick might look like, lol, including some foreskin action. Try where you can to reference body parts like this euphemistically - especially if writing as a highborn individual. They won’t know terms like ‘foreskin’, because it’d be considered impolite and vulgar.
My absolute number one tip is to use a thesaurus - try to find ‘smart’ ways of phrasing what you want to say. When I’m writing conversationally, I sound like a literal child or a moron (or both, honestly); but the bit in bold above is ALSO me, written specifically for the purpose of narrative. People in past eras spoke differently, and they likely would have had a wordier internal dialogue. Don’t be afraid to shy away from that. But please - PLEASE - cross-reference your chosen word to make sure you’re understanding it’s meaning, as I’ve seen all too many times someone using a word that must have had a similar meaning to their original word, but the translation over does NOT work.
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This is all I can think of for right now. Anon, I hope this works for you. Thanks to anyone who bothered reading this, haha! My final piece of advice - read the writing of other people. Pick it apart, and figure out how to emulate that style if that’s what you like. Human beings learn best by imitating others; it’s how we learn to speak as babies, and move around, and interact with people. If we can do all that, then by GODS we can write detailed smut, haha!
Good luck!
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jamiesfootball · 7 months
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Today on the wheelodex of things I'd like to discuss regarding Mom City / the Finale-
It's fucking weird that Ted's mom didn't come to the match. I also understand it completely.
(And I don't just mean writing weird, although I do think the decision was in part made so that they wouldn't have to spend a whole character-centric episode's B-plot revolve around introducing a new character around. Which is another complaint on the overall pacing of s3, but i digress)
But I'm talking about the 'meeting someone's mom is like getting a manual on why they're nuts' of it all. Ted's mom:
Flew in from the states, without letting Ted know she was coming
Proceeded to stay at a hostel for a week, hanging around 'near' his place for ??? amount of time until he happened to walk past her
Did the 'oh no, I couldn't' dance with him regarding staying with him (conceded)
Did the 'oh no, I couldn't' dance with him regarding going to work with him (conceded)
Did the 'oh no, I couldn't' dance with him regarding going up to Manchester -- and was left back at his flat.
Like. Holy fucking shit. That was all in the span of like 1-2 days.*
This is what Ted grew up with. Someone who constantly refuses to outright ask for anything or confront anything without making it an exercise for the other person. She's so passive aggressive that makes Ted seem like a direct person in comparison.
But what's interesting to me is that when it came to coming to the match in Manchester, that's the one where Ted folded in the towel and went 'yeah just stay here then'. Because that is the antithesis of Midwestern hospitality, isn't it? To leave your guest--your mom--back at home while she's visiting while you go off and do something else, something interesting, for a long stretch of time. It certainly makes my learned southern hospitality shudder in social faux pas. That's just not done. It's rude. Ted does it anyways.
With passive aggression, it's about what's not said--not what is. Both parties tend to know that the person being passive aggressive actually wants the opposite thing. The 'polite' way to tell them 'no' is to pretend you accept what they're saying. Ted's insistence that she tag along is noticeably weaker than when he's telling her to take his bed or come to work with him. It's not that her counter-arguments are any better; it's that he does the courtesy dance in a way that gets him out of the situation by giving her what she's asking for.
So Ted, Ted, does something people could consider rude. Because the alternative is doing this goddamn song-and-dance with his mother again. And I think that's fascinating. Not just from a character perspective, but for how it shows Ted's priorities in that moment. He says it backwards, he says it in an absence, but it's implied all the same, I don't want you there.
His team is facing off against their white-whale. They've been chasing Pep's team and his strategy, and now they're going head to head. If his mom came to the match, he'd be focused on her. On making sure she was taken care of. He doesn't want that.
For him, that's about as close as we ever get to him saying that he wants something (that has nothing to do with Henry.)
Of course then, just like Jamie's dad hovers over him even when he's not there, Ted's mom follows him to Manchester in his head. When Ted talks to Jamie, he's got one foot back in his kitchen at home. He's there, but he's not there. He's talking to Jamie, but he's talking to himself.
And it makes me wonder how often this was the case--how often did he throw in the towel and give her what she asked for because he just couldn't take being the one who had to handle all the decisions. It's a backwards negotiation, making his mother show up for him. She does love him, but god you can see how much strain reassuring her that he loves her too takes.
If I may be so bold, I think Ted also deserved to say 'fuck you' to his mom without attaching a 'thank you'.
*(SIDE COMPLAINT - The timeline of Mom City expands and contracts to fill the narrative space as needed, and it was goddamn infuriating to write about just tell me when things happen damnit)
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crownmemes · 2 months
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House Sentences, Vol. 10
(Sentences from House (2004-2012). Adjust phrasing where needed)
"The past is the past. It's why I don't like talking about it."
"It's illegal. People go to jail for that. Pay huge fines."
"Your stunned look, I take it, is your way of saying 'brilliant idea!'"
"I know that this isn't a real marriage, but I really like you..."
"You know, when you're interested in something and nobody else is, the polite thing is to keep it to yourself."
"You always get your way, don't you?"
"You know, there's something seriously wrong with us."
"Why is it so wrong that I don't like to cheat?"
"However much it hurt, I did have a right to break up with you."
"You need to see a shrink. I'm serious."
"If you want to lecture me on my poor judgment, there would seem to be more relevant examples."
"Listen to me, you can't keep going like this. Something has to change."
"I want things to go back to the way they were before we started dating."
"I know one conversation isn't going to solve everything, but it is a start."
"You're miserable and you're angry, and I want you to actually deal with that!"
"You think I have unresolved issues, and that you are the unresolved issues."
"Whatever the reason, it was a bad reason and a bad idea. That's all that matters."
"You don't need to depend on people who are going to let you down!"
"You know, for someone who asks as many favours as you do, you sure don't make any effort to win me over."
"You can read people. You understand them."
"You're really not good at reading people, are you?"
"I'd call you an idiot again, but at this point I'm starting to doubt whether you understand what I mean by the word."
"Running away from home is a time-honoured tradition, but you're not doing it to flee your parents. You're doing it to protect them."
"I like you. I have fun with you. And, if you can honestly say that you don't like me, you don't have fun with me, I can accept that."
"Just do whatever you have to do to get over this. You can punch me in the face, kick me in the nuts. Either/or. Both seems excessive."
"We're going to fundamentally disagree about what it means to read too much into this, aren't we?"
"I'm not sure what you were trying to achieve. I'm never quite sure."
"So, either you're so insecure that you feel like you need to always have the upper hand, or you're so arrogant that the notion of a favour is insulting to you."
"Don't you think it's a little early to be dragging up our baggage in front of each other?"
"Everybody makes mistakes. They just don't usually broadcast all of them at the same time."
"Even the best-intentioned parents end up damaging their kids."
"People respect you. They just don't like you."
"Are you intentionally trying to get me to dislike you?"
"I know you want to believe that this is something we can cure. It's not. I'm sorry."
"You're incapable of human connection, so you want everyone to be like you!"
"I know this is weird for you, but you need to figure out a way to be okay with it."
"It really does suck being you, doesn't it?"
"Friends respect each other's decisions, even if they don't agree with them."
"Loyalty is a tool to get people to do things they don't want to do."
"I have been a disloyal, disrespectful jerk. I should have listened to what you wanted."
"Like it or not, you are a person."
"People don't change. Consciences don't spontaneously develop."
"You're destroying your entire life! You can't go back from this!"
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Pit Babe - Ep 13
I don't have much to write about this, because with the exception of Way and his potential partners, nothing else really interested me in this series. And it's good that people who know the novel were throwing spoilers left and right without warning, because thanks to this I could mentally prepare for what will happen to Way 😶 Thanks to the fact that Way in this episode just stood there, then jumped, and then died, making it all about Babe anyway, and thanks to spoilers, his death didn't really affect me. It was oddly funny tho, when I thought wistfully again how great Pavel and Nut are together and how I wish they were together as a pair (this is my unfulfilled ship in this series). I watched for a bit after that scene, hoping that maybe Way had somehow survived, hehe, but it was a vain dream 🤡 I honestly chuckled in disbelief when PeteWay was reduced to Pete's little sadness and a montage of some 4 of their scenes, and when I realized that they didn't even have Kenta there to mourn his brother. Tbh I skipped through the rest of the episode, and since I wasn't interested in the rest of it in the first place, that was the end of my adventure with Pit Babe 🥳 Despite knowing the spoilers, I had quite high hopes that Way would survive, because he was actually VERY popular in the Pit Babe fandom, and killing off a fan favorite is always a risky move. Way could have been punished for what he did in many ways, he could have left the team, cut off contact with Babe, left the country, anything. Even go to jail, like in History 3: Trapped! And yet they chose something so final. Nobody even called an ambulance for him....
I liked that it was Kenta who ended The Tony problem, and that he wasn't overwhelmed by his own actions, didn't lose control and stopped Tony when he tried to hit him. It was actually my fav part of this ep. (and the whole Winner and The Boys scene lol) As I understand it, Kenta didn't have any more scenes after that? Even to cry over Way? Am I wrong? I ask, because maybe he did appear after all, and I have missed him by skipping scenes.
If you are a Charlie fan, don't read this part: Even though I'm allergic to Charlie and CharlieBabe, I forced myself to watch their scenes at the beginning because I was curious how Babe would deal with the fact that Charlie was alive, he lied to him in a most fundamental way, broke his heart in the worst possible way, sending him into mourning and a destructive need for revenge. Babe handled it with flying colors like a model grief stricken patient 👌 Can't help but wonder, why there was a ENTIRE episode about the grieving Babe when he acts now like Charlie came back safe and sound from visiting his mean family during Christmas. I don't know if I could be with someone who actively chose the most cruel way to hurt me but "for my own god", I certainly couldn't just forgive it, but that's just me 🤷‍♀️ Babe was used, abused, hurt, never asked for his opinion, for what HE wanted by everyone around him, over and over again, and everyone knows it and everyone continues to use him and hurt him because they know they CAN and there won't be any consequences. When Charlie, beaming happily, announced the reason for faking his death and traumatizing Babe, and Babe was liked, oh ok, I thought to myself, haha, ok, guys, you know what, I actually envy you this simple life of yours. This scene confirmed only one thing for me: yep, Charlie and this pairing irritate me just as much now as at the beginning 😏
I don't know if I understood correctly, Jeff had a vision and knew that Way was going to die? As I recall, he tried to stop his previous visions from becoming reality, and now he did nothing? Can someone confirm this for me or have I missed something here?
So. PeteWay and PeteKenta have carried this series for several last episodes, these ships have been heavily promoted by the series and the show's cast. The ending of these ships with Way's quick death, which is not even about him but about Babe and the disappearance of Pete and Kenta from the plot, in my opinion, is an insult to their fans who have invested their time, energy and emotions in this series (this is not about me, I mean all those people whose hard work I furiously reblogged, I love you besties). It sort of looks like baiting now , I thought Thai BL series of all were above that 😄
Sending hugs and kisses to Pit Babe fans and fans of things that could have been 😘 As for me? I hope there will be a lot of content with Nut from now on 💖
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Hi I hope I'm not late to request anything! I was wondering if you can do any headcanons or whatever you feel like writing of arven finding out the his partner y/n had physic powers after walking in on them using their powers
author's note: Inspiration struck me with this one! I made a little mini one-shot. No, no, this absolutely isn't me displaying my Arven favoritism. But I must say, who else liked him throughout Scarlet and Violet and then began hardcore simping after the scene in Aera Zero? I know I did and I am not ashamed to admit it. Enjoy!!!
rating: general
fandom: pokemon
pairings: arven x gn!reader
word count: 535
warnings: none
summary: Arven finds out that his partner is a psychic. Now what does Mabosstiff have to say about him?
Arven thought of himself as a composed and coordinated person. Whether that is the truth is up to those who know him. What he will admit, though, was that he thought you were nuts when you claimed you and Mabosstiff were deep in conversation and that’s why he couldn’t bother you.
“Run that by me again,” he deadpanned after picking his jaw up off of the floor of his dormitory. “You’re talking. To Mabosstiff.”
“Yes,” you replied, patting the Pokemon on its head before standing up slowly to meet Arven at eye level. “We chat quite frequently, actually.”
He couldn’t believe his ears. Or his senses. His partner, the one he’d been dating for only a few months, was talking to a Pokemon? No, he figured that you just knew how to communicate with his most beloved partner Pokemon already, which was still impressive. There was just no believing the alternative. You haven’t known Mabosstiff for long enough to understand his queues, but there’s just no other way.
“How, praytell, did you manage to understand my dearest Mabosstiff so fast?” Arven shouted, pointing a finger at you with a weirdly playful look of terror across his face. “You’ve only been around him for a few months.”
Your reply was… unexpected. Completely vague and incredibly weird.
“Oh, I just talk to him. Like I would anyone else!”
“If you say that you talk in words, I’m going to have a breakdown right here and now.”
“Yes, we do. I can communicate with Pokemon through my mind.”
Arven is down for the count. You manage to scamper over and catch his head before it hits the ground, maneuvering him to lay on the rug. Mabosstiff lumbers over too to sit on the now-free lap of his partner.
“But that’s… completely unheard of. Impossible,” Arven muttered while you put a pillow under his head. “Someone would have researched this by now.”
“I was actually the subject of a study recently,” you said, fixing his hair. Arven gently swatted you away, but you kept stroking his locks.
“Has the paper come out yet? I’d love to read it.”
“No, but I’ll be the first to know. I’m sorry I didn’t tell you, by the way. But this was a funny way to have you find out.”
Arven laughed dryly, sitting up from his position on the floor. His hands immediately met yours on Mabosstiff, the two of you holding hands and petting the Pokemon. His butt wagged with his tail, and his true eyes were gently shut as his legs splayed out. Curiosity danced on Arven’s features as he turned to face you.
“So, although I am sure of the answer,” he began before you cut him off right away.
“You want to know what Mabosstiff says about you, yeah?” you finished with a wink.
Arven’s face dropped to horror. “You… can’t read my mind too, can you?”
“No, silly. Just Pokemon. Now, was I right?”
He nodded, glancing back down to his partner. “I’m just curious. I want to hear his words.”
“Mabosstiff always refers to you as his ‘bestest friend in the entire world’. He does want you to change his food, though. He doesn’t like it.”
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victimsofyaoipoll · 10 months
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Christine Canigula
This has enraged me for YEARS. She is constantly sidelined in the fandom in favor of the main m/m ship which itself its fine but the way people treat her drives me NUTS. When I actually was in the fandom, Consistently! her crush on the main character which is a CENTRAL fucking plot point is just explained away to make room for yaoi. If they even have that kind of decency. Like 99% of the fics just say "oh! she's a lesbian actually totally this was comphet im not a misogynist" or "she's Actually Aroace" and not ponder on the optics of sanitizing the CANON fucking attraction of a chubby easian girl. It's sososo transparent and another fucking example of she's actually the Mom friend! or other annoying racist and misogynistic tropes.
She likes play rehearsal. She's the love interest of the main character, Jeremy. Jeremy also has a best friend, Michael, whom he's usually shipped with. And since she's the canonical love interest and as such often gets in the way of their beloved ship. They are very creative in finding the ways to get rid of her to ship Michael with Jeremy, ranging from making her asexual(because ace people can't date apparently), completely kicking her out of the last two songs of the musical and putting Michael in her place, to vilifying her and claiming she was never interested in Jeremy in the first place, despite musical explicitly saying the opposite.
Love interest of the main character Jeremy Heere and therefore stands in the way of the fandom's most popular ship, boyf reinds. Being specifically a love interest we don't get. A whole lot of her but she's fun! She's a theatre kid. She is silly and goofy. Also has a one off line in one of the songs that mentions she has ADD. Idk what I'm supposed to say really and I'm always bad at talking about characters so.
Yennefer
Constantly villainized because one way or another she gets in the way of a MLM ship (though at least one of them would probably be fine with a poly relationship). In the show version of her, her love interest bound her to him via magic, never told her until someone else brought it up despite it the bond causing them to meet over and over, her love interest didn’t understand why this upset her and brushed it off and still has never apologized for it because apparently it was the only way to save her life, she had better chemistry with Jaskier (the other half of the MLM ship) and had a semi-decent rivals to frenemies thing going on, the show took away her powers (which never happened in the books) to have her go on a pointless quest to get them back that worsened her relationship with her love interest because they had her try to kill her love interest’s adopted child (which now justifies why he doesn’t need to apologize of course), and all of that was after she’d already had an arc regarding sacrifice and how power wasn’t really what she wanted.
she's an incredibly powerful mage and drop dead gorgeous and deserved so much better!!! justice for yen
God forbid women do anything. She either gets hate or is ignored, really classic stuff. And she's Geralt's gf but you know, *gestures at geraskier*
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I need to know, who would agree to be friends with benefits? I can guess Ace and Floyd if he's feeling it, but I'm not sure about everyone else?
-friends with benefits anon(fwb anon)
OOOH, a very good question!!!! I love fwb trope, so allow me to write who I think would accept a fwb arrangement. :D
Riddle would not do friends with benefits. He finds it unbecoming. Deep inside he believes that a relationship should be built on love, not lust, which is why he is very against fwb. That, and he finds it embarrassing. How do you face that person in normal circumstances? Is there awkward tension? How can you sleep with someone and not have any romantic attraction? He really can’t understand it and his mother would most certainly disapprove. But there are little moments where he considers it; it would certainly make for quite the rebellion. Of course these thoughts remain in his head and he never acts on them, but they do linger.
Ace would do friends with benefits. He does it solely because it’s a lot easier than an actual romantic relationship. Dating can be complicated sometimes, so an arrangement where things are solely physical is perfect. There’s no need to remember anniversaries, no need to agonize over gifts, and certainly no need to worry about any envy! It’s perfect and casual!
Deuce wouldn’t do friends with benefits. He has nothing against it. He just can’t imagine himself ever getting intimate with someone for reasons that aren’t love or romance. It’s also very embarrassing for him because he tends to choke up when he’s around someone he really likes, so if he ended up falling for his friend with benefits things might get complicated. He’d just prefer friendship without any sexual benefits.
Cater absolutely does friends with benefits! It’s a perfect arrangement for him. There’s not much commitment needed, you won’t pry into his life because it’s solely physical, and he can continue to act like upbeat, happy Cater. These types of relationships also work because he’s so used to never settling down permanently, hence why he’s always ready to leave all of his previous relationships behind. Friends with benefits allows him to wash his hands of you if and when he’s finished and there won’t be any hard feelings!
Trey might do friends with benefits. Considering how stressful being Vice Housewarden for Riddle is, he can definitely use some stress relief. He probably engages in fwb solely for the stress relief. Trey always delivers in the arrangement. You’ll never be unsatisfied, and he always prepares a nice baked good for you after the fact. If you’ve ever seen the meme ‘I nutted in her and now she’s giving me crystals’ that’s you and Trey but with baked goods. He’s always, always gifting you the treats he baked, claiming he made too much. You think he likes baking for you. Trey doesn’t deny your suspicions.
Leona would not do friends with benefits. It’s too much work and effort. He could spend that time doing other things (like napping). Plus, he doesn’t want to engage in something that could go down a different road. It would be troublesome if his fwb caught feelings or he himself caught feelings. That, and he’d rather focus on other things he deems worthwhile. Talk to Ruggie if you want to do something like that.
Ruggie is so very willing to do friends with benefits! Too willing, actually. He’s in it for the benefits and only the benefits. It’s even better if you’re rich. Surely these benefits can go beyond sexual, right? He’d do anything to make a little more money or get some things off of someone else’s wallet. Fwb allows him to enjoy himself while also basking in everything that comes with a relationship of that nature. And he definitely enjoys everything about it. He gets greedy, but can you blame him? He goes all in when it comes to these types of things!
Jack would not do friends with benefits. He has a strong set of morals and beliefs, and of those he believes that he’ll meet his one and only mate and fall in love. Fwb is the opposite of that. There is no love. He would want to indulge in sex and all that comes with it when he’s in a loving relationship. Jack’s loyalty may also become a burden if he ever did fwb. He might get too attached and that would be troublesome.
Azul would do friends with benefits, so long as it’s part of a deal. The contract is going to be very detailed and he outlines every boundary, each one quite significant. Azul is a fabulous actor, so he’ll be whatever you want him to be in this relationship. He’s a very accommodating fwb! You’ll never be unhappy after spending time with him. But Azul is prone to catch feelings as easily as he lies, especially when he’s spending intimate moments with you (his long-time friend and now current fwb). At least he can blame a confession on lust or roleplay! Once he’s fully in love, fwb hurts a sad, lonely part of him. He wants all of this to be more than simple physical attraction. He wants you to love him wholeheartedly. 
Jade would also do friends with benefits, but he does it only because of two reasons. One: It’s interesting and he wants to see where this relationship will go. Two: It’s a mutual way of getting the things he wants from you and vice-versa. Like Trey and baked goods, Jade gives you mushrooms he’s grown and collected only if he really cherishes you. For a while he only sees you as someone he fucks regularly. It takes a lot to truly charm Jade, so if you manage to have him completely lovestruck within a few months it’s a great accomplishment. You’ll never know Jade likes you because he won’t verbalize his true feelings, but his body language says it all. Pay attention to how he acts in proximity to you and how he treats you in bed, and you’ll find his actions are quite telling. 
Floyd does friends with benefits if he’s in the mood, if he likes you enough, and if the rewards are good. Sure, sex is great and he’s a creature of carnal instinct at times, but he also likes other things. Basketball, sweets, cute, squishy things. He wants a connection with you, so outside of sex he’d like to do other fun activities with you. Fwb with Floyd is very exciting. You’ll never know what to expect from him, which means he could pull you into an empty corridor if he’s in the mood for a quickie or he drags you off to Octavinelle for some ‘extracurricular study’ involving human and eel-mer anatomy. Expect the unexpected with him. And Jade might even join in, too. The twins share everything, and you are not exempt from that unspoken rule!
Kalim would do friends with benefits, but Jamil will not allow it. He has a reputation to uphold as the Al-Asim heir and a fwb could lead to disastrous consequences. Kalim tends to fawn over things and people and he’s quick to adore them. All it takes is a few nights and Kalim could possibly fall for his fwb. Jamil is just looking out for him. Plus, Kalim would much rather prefer charming you and falling in love instead of engaging in fwb, but he’d do anything to help you! He knows Jamil means well, but he also wants to assist you. Fwb with him would be done in secret for a few days before he announces it with a grand feast. 
Jamil might do friends with benefits. It really depends. If the arrangement is pleasant and won’t lead to anything unsavory—and if it’s with someone he trusts won’t try anything—then he supposes it wouldn’t hurt. If Jamil can be number one in this relationship and actually win at something for once, the arrangement automatically becomes ten times more appealing. He’s not second to Kalim when he’s your fwb. He can actually be himself (to a certain extent. He’s still so used to acting average.) and he doesn’t have to compete or purposely lose. This is just him and you. He finds that this arrangement is quite enjoyable, and it’s wonderful stress relief. He certainly needs it after fretting over Kalim and following along with his spontaneity for so long.
Vil would not do friends with benefits. He has a reputation to uphold and he’d much rather focus on himself. It sounds selfish, but he really couldn’t see anything good coming from a fwb arrangement. His fans would skewer you if they found out and they’d feel betrayed that their untouchable Vil is doing something so scandalous with another person. Vil would have to really dislike you to do fwb, and he only does it with the intention of proving to you that he’s perfectly capable of engaging in intimacy beyond the movie set. Your fwb with him would be more hate sex than anything and he’ll teach you to never doubt his capabilities again. 
Rook would absolutely do friends with benefits! There’s nothing more beautiful than two people appreciating and enjoying one another’s assets in a mutually beneficial relationship. Rook treats fwb like it’s a trip to an art museum. You are a portrait preserved beautifully, intricately, breathtakingly, and he’s the one who shall admire you, freely indulging in you should you allow it. Rook quickly learns all of your sexual preferences and habits, and he’ll tailor the way he pleases you based on the things you’re more receptive to. He loves to worship the temple that is your body. Not much changes in fwb with Rook. He’s still the same loving Rook you know, only this time you get to know him even more while he’s inside of you.
Epel wouldn’t do friends with benefits in the beginning. He’s not really sure how to approach such a thing and you’d probably see him as a delicate, little flower if he tried and failed to please you. But when Ace teasingly remarks that fwb is quite manly, every other apprehension is immediately snuffed. Is every manly guy in a relationship like that? Epel wonders how that even equates to manliness. Do you just improve in sex? Are you just getting more experience? Is it exercise? He really has no idea, but now he’s determined to try it!
Idia would do friends with benefits, but there’s just one roadblock. He has to actually meet with you in person and that’s horribly mortifying for him. So he tailors the experience to be more comfortable for him. You’ll VC a lot and most of your intimacy with Idia is filthy phone sex. He’ll send you all sorts of toys and request that you use them while on the call. He always wants you to keep your camera on, but if it’s too much for you he supposes he can make do with just audio. Idia always keeps his camera off, but on extremely rare occasions he might turn it on if he really wants to. His hair is bright pink when you flirt with him, but when Idia’s in the zone he becomes surprisingly dominant. He’s been wanting to try this magical device that allows him to fuck you without ever having to meet you (essentially a fleshlight that’s connected to your hole via magic). You’ll let him do that, right? Or maybe he just won’t tell you and you’ll be in for quite the surprise when he finally decides to test it. :)
Malleus would not do friends with benefits because he wants more than that. He wants to be your lover, your one and only, your eternal sweetheart. Fwb would severely limit his dreams. He’d be stuck in a friendly zone where all forms of intimacy are solely physical. Malleus wants to be able to fuck you and confess just how much his heart yearns for you. In fwb he wouldn’t be permitted to do that. That’s why he’d much rather be intimate with you in an arrangement where the both of you love each other.
Lilia would do friends with benefits. He loves a little fun every now and then, and you always know how to pique his interest. He’s been alive for a long time, so you know he’s seen and heard it all. Lilia is very skilled with his hands and mouth. When he learns every touch you find pleasurable, he’ll tease certain areas endlessly with unique techniques. Lilia wants to cook for you in the aftermath of a session, but you’ve told him it’s much better if he lays beside you and enjoys the tranquility. Lilia loves to be around you during these moments, and he becomes almost parental when he looks after you. It’s fleeting, though, because his next remark is playful.
Silver would not do friends with benefits because he genuinely believes it might hurt you. He’s heard all kinds of tales of love and heartbreak from his father, and of those a relationship like fwb doesn’t sound like a relationship you’d enjoy. It might cause heartache for you, though he’s not sure how or why. He’s just making decisions based off of the stories he was told. Silver would still want to help you in any way he can, and if it seems like fwb is all you require he wouldn’t mind helping you a few times. Someone needs to explain to Silver what fwb is. ;;;;
Sebek would not do friends with benefits. He’s dedicating his time and efforts to protecting Malleus. He doesn’t have time to entertain a human! How bold of you to even approach him for such relations. He’ll scoff at you and turn his head up, but when Lilia explains the real meaning behind fwb (it doesn’t mean befriending him to get the benefit of seeing Malleus often) he flusters, as red as a cherry.
And for the fun of it:
Neige would love to do friends with benefits with you because he simply adores you, but he’s not sure how he feels about the loveless parts of fwb. He wants to love you to the moon and back when he’s in a relationship with you. But Neige knows how to act. He can swallow his own feelings and submit to fwb if that’s what will please you. Still, he dreams of the day when he can surpass the threshold of physical attraction and enjoy true love with you.
Che’nya would do friends with benefits and he has too much fun in that relationship. You’ll never know when he’s coming over for sex until you feel hands on you and that’s when you know Che’nya’s popped in for a visit. You’re certain he enjoys interrupting at the worst times, for he once tried to take you in the Heartslabyul rose maze while you were taking an afternoon stroll with Riddle. Che’nya likes to have fun in his relationships and fwb is no different. He’s quite casual with you, and when you find yourself in bed with him he delights in teasing you.
Rollo would do friends with benefits. He gave into the temptation of living his fantasies and with the way things are going he’s quite pleased that he did. Rollo’s awkward the first few times, but once he’s accustomed to you he grows confident. His kisses smolder like hot coals, his fingertips are cool and light on your skin, only ever leaving crescent-shaped indents when he chooses to be rough, and he checks in with you the first few times you do it. Asks how it feels, if you’re okay, if it’s too much, if you need him to stop. He wants this arrangement to be enjoyable for both you and him, so he doesn’t want you to hide your true feelings. If something’s uncomfortable or painful, he expects you to tell him. And he’ll also want to go over boundaries beforehand. Rollo’s quite shameless once you get to know him, and you’ll find his sexual preferences are very interesting in so many good ways.
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countrymusiclover · 8 months
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His Sky
@aintinacage @haru-reto
I stirred in my sleep where my tail and legs started kicking around thinking I was back in my cell with the High Evolutionary where I was afraid until I felt someone's hand on my side. Blinking my eyes open I released a sigh of relief seeing that it was Rocket who was touching me. "Ah!..Rocket?"
"Huh…what is it, Sky?" He shifted in his sleep rubbing his eyes but he didn't move away from me at all. He just blinked his eyes looking at me silently.
Laying my head back against his chest I hummed tracing patterns with my paws. "I just thought I was back there. That…all of it was a dream - ow!"
"If you can feel that then it's real. You're back with me." He tugged on the end of my tail where I winced when he did so being serious to prove a point.
Scrunching my nose I nodded in agreement at the raccoon. "I suppose you're right, Rock."
"I'm usually always right." He added on proudly.
Silence filled the room where he appeared to be going back to sleep. I wasn't sure if we should stay in this room or go outside and not feel trapped. "Rocket?"
"Hmm." He made a noise with his eyes closed.
Rolling over onto my side I met his brown eyes. "Am I meeting your team today?"
"You want to meet my family of supposed idiots." He made a confused face.
Nodding my head yes at him. "Yes. If they're your family I should meet them right. I don't want to come off like I can only be with you."
Rocket made a noise jumping down from the bunk and I followed and landed right in front of him. "Alright but I want to see how you are with a blaster later. So we're gonna work on that." He rummaged around in a crate until he found some goggles throwing them on top of his head.
"Alright, fine." I smiled tilting my head to him with a light smirk.
He squinted his eyes. "Why are you looking at me like that?"
"Cause you look cuter with your goggles on." I nervously said, rubbing a hand down my arm, dropping my gaze to the floor.
Rocket froze for a moment before he shook his head. "Oh uh…thanks."
He flung open the door letting me out first before he led me through the ship seeing that we were still flying through space. Putting my hands down at my sides still only wearing the shirt that Rocket gave me. We moved around the corner coming to see five different people that had helped us save the other animals. “Who is the strange animal by Rocket?” The one that was named Drax pointed at me while eating another bag of supposed nuts.
“My name is Y/n. Y/n Squirrel.” I waved my left paw at them introducing myself.
The blue looking robot woman stood by the table. “You faced worse than what Thanos did to me. Both of you did.”
“Don’t talk about it!” Rocket growled up at her. “I’m the captain so you listen to me.”
The guy that was named Quill stepped up correcting him. “Actually I’m the captain.”
"Who is the smarter one here? The cyber-genetic raccoon or the Terran who did a dance off to save the galaxy." Rocket put his hands on his hips rolling his eyes at him.
Knitting my brows at my friend I didn't understand. "Dance off. Are you serious right now? Did you forget we aren't in some musical movie where you could have died thinking that would work."
"It actually did work though." Quill told me.
Putting my arms across my chest rather than at my sides I tilted my head slightly. "Did you know the likelihood of you coming out of that alive was 1% to 99%. That is like the worst odds in the galaxy."
"She acts almost like Rocket." Drax dryly chuckled finishing his nuts.
Gamora asked. "So are you a raccoon or something?"
"I'm not a RACCOON!" I growled jumping up from the metal floor almost biting on her arm when I landed back on my feet making her jump backwards. "Don't you people have an anatomy book on animals? I'm a squirrel."
There was a girl with antennas on her head that tried to touch my head laughing. "Drax played a practical joke on me like that once. I found it very funny."
"They really are stupid, except for the blue women." Leaning towards Rocket I whispered in his ear when he glanced out the corner of his eye at me. The ship suddenly shook where I stumbled over into Rocket’s chest where I wrapped my arms around his neck losing my balance. “Woah, what was that?”
He barely wrapped his arms around me not wanting to show them he was so innocent. "We're landing, baby. Don't throw up on my fur now."
"I wouldn't do that, Rock." I glared at him.
The antenna lady clasped her hands together. "Awe she's nicknamed him. Rock, short for Rocket."
"No one else calls me it but her or I'll destroy your clothes!" Rocket snarled tugging me towards the seats of the spaceship. He climbed up in one of the seats pointing to the one beside him. "Take Quills seat Y/n. He won't mind and strap in. I'll get us home."
The Terran said, offended. "That’s the captain seat, Rocket.”
“She’s my co-caption, Quill.” He rolled his eyes while I connected the buckles together before he yanked a lever shooting towards the ground quickly doing some flips then finally landing on the ground. The ship door opened and I followed the gang down.
“Hey, I need to talk with everyone.” Quill turned around to face the group once we were all standing on the dirt ground in front of him with the ship behind us.
Rocket shrugged his shoulders when I sent him a confused look with my tail swaying side to side while his tail was lowered down to the dirt. “I never know what’s running through his head. Regardless, ya can bunk with me.”
“Okay that works.” I said to him following my raccoon friend and I suppose you could say romantic partner.
Our group entered one of the large rooms where they had clearly been living in until they had to leave and come save me. The blue lady that was apparently named Nebula spoke to her friends. “We're building a new society. I need all the support I can get for those children out there. Today, I saw who you are. You weren't born to be a destroyer. You were born to be a dad.”
The Drax guy smiled at her words with Rocket sending her a look raising a brow. “So you'll lead the Guardians then?”
“No. I'm going to lead the city. Make it the type of home I never had.” Nebula explained to him.
I watched Rocket’s shoulders slump and his voice broke when he asked his group of friends, causing me to reach out for his hand and intertwine my fingers with his feeling sad for him even though I didn’t know these people. “So that's it? The group's over?”
“No. Well, the galaxy still needs its guardians. And you will make a better leader than I ever was…Captain.” Quill responded before he hit his hand over his left side of his chest and the others did the same thing,
The talking tree smiled down at Rocket and I. “I love you guys.”
“Rocket you and your adorable friend will be a cute couple.” The antenna lady smiled brightly.
Rocket waved his freehand at her. “Don’t make me get more mushie than I already am, Mantis!”
“We should be a good pair after he teaches me how to use weapons.” Shrugging my shoulders I smiled squeezing Rocket’s hand since he hadn’t pulled away from me.
He glanced at me, smirking. “Co-caption Y/n don’t sound so bad.”
“I’ll follow your lead to the sky, Captain Rocket.” Raising my freehand I mimicked what his friends had done with a proud smile. Any life with Rocket would be better than being in the lab and cages of the High Evolutionary.
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svt w a dense s/o
ft. hyung line
requested? yes!
no gifs bc im lazy. also !! the reader isnt necessarily autistic coded BUT as someone who is autistic i felt this on a personal level so 😭🙏
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seungcheol...
if his s/o wasn't catching on that someone , like a friend or a stranger was interested in them and he did he wouldn't be jealous tbh, like I said he doesn't rly get jealous often and when he did it would take a LOT so if someone just so happens to flirt w you and you don't realize he's gna laugh at the situation bc they're trying so hard to give u a hint infront of cheol nonetheless and ur just. clueless
jeonghan...
he's literally looking at you like you've grown another head he's THAT shocked as to how you missed every hint this person just dropped. is he jealous? yes he is but he's not even thinking about his jealousy at the moment because wow. you didnt? you didn't see that??
joshua...
secretly thinks it's cute that you've not caught on yet with as often as it happens. giggles to himself, about it. would he go insane? no he's one of the few that are unbothered but eventually bring it up to you and when you're like "shua i think they were being friendly honey" he pats ur head bc ur too cute but also wants to make sure you're careful
jun...
anytime it happens he's looking between you and the person like ?? why are you letting this person flirt with you like that...oh my god you're clueless, the person flirting w u is clueless too honestly because your boyfriend is right there watching this go down. should he say something??? no he wont? oh man they're asking for your number. he will blurt out "sorry they don't really like modern technology" in a panic. then facepalms bc...you're on your phone. poor jun.
hoshi...
shaking , crying , throwing up over the fact that other ppl find you attractive. his whole day is ruined. not that he expected ppl to find you ugly when you got into a relationship but he's gonna need a moment to process the fact that he's actually not the only one to perceive you. he's not even thinking abt the fact that you're clueless he's thinking about how hes gna have to up the hoshi-loving agenda
wonwoo...
your cluelessness would drive him NUTS constantly has to tell you to be careful because he doesn't want someone to get the wrong idea and then get upset at you once you tell them you're actually not single. he'd thinking of your safety before he thinks of his jealousy
woozi..
like wonu he warns you that sometimes it's not always just kindness and that some people genuinely want? you and that your cluelessness isn't necessarily a bad thing ! he understands not everyone picks up on stuff like that
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As a far girl I would absolutely love a smutty part two to that Benny story ! Literally almost teared up reading it because I literally grew up as the Duff or the fat funny friend. The one who never gets the guy or that people hang out with just so they look better.
Also, if you’re up for it could you do one where say, Frankie chooses the chubby girl over her smokin hot friend ? And I don’t want any animosity between em, I want the smoking hot friend to be like “you go girl” or something ? I used to be able to write but I haven’t written in years ! Also can be smutty of course.
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How I See You
Pairing: Frankie Morales x plus size f!reader
Word Count: 2600+ (I thought this was going to be short MY BAD)
Rating: Mature - 18+ ONLY!
Warnings: Just like ao3, “creator chooses not to use warnings.” If you click Keep Reading, that means you agree that you’re the age to handle mature themes. Also by clicking Keep Reading, you understand warnings may not be complete in order to avoid spoilers for the story. 
Notes: Part 2 of I’m Really Into You is COMING! I’m so sorry you had to go through that. It’s not fair on anyone and I hope you find/have found your Benny! 
Thanks to @vanemando15 for being a beta and telling me I’m not losing it 🙃
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“There! I found a clear table!” Your friend Olivia points to the far corner of the semi-crowded bar, grabbing your hand and pulling you behind her through the crowd, getting a few wolf-whistles as she did. She smirks, knowing how hot she is and and you can’t blame her - if you felt half as hot as her, you’d smirk too.
2 tall barstools are on either side of a small high table. Olivia settles into one while you take the other, setting the drinks you had ordered at the bar down on the table. The night had just started so the bar wasn’t terribly crowded, but it was still busy enough for you. 
“I can’t believe I finally managed to rip you away from work!” Olive chuckles at you as she takes a sip of her drink.
“I had to celebrate that project ending. I feel like I haven’t come up for air in months.” 
“I’ll drink to that!” Olivia raises her glass and you clink yours against hers, the sound of the glasses being absorbed by the sounds of the bar.
Chatting idly for a bit, you start to go into a mini rant about how much crap that work project had dumped on you, when Olivia interrupts.
“We need to get you laid, Pip.”
“Yeah if only. Going to be hard to find someone who wants this-” You gesture towards yourself “-when you-” you gesture towards Olivia “-are sitting within my vicinity.”
“Oh whatever. You’re hot!”
“Yeah that’s why I get asked out all the time.” When was the last time you had gotten laid, let alone gone on an actual date?
Olivia fixes you with a look. “I wish you would see yourself through my eyes, Pip. You’re a great person, hot, smart. You have a lot to offer.”
You nod absentmindedly, glancing towards the table in the corner where 5 men erupt into raucous, loud laughter. Heat rises to your cheeks and you look away quickly when the man in the hat glances over at you as if he felt you looking at him, tears running down his face as laughter continues to pour out of him. 
“Anyway, Pip. I’m glad to at least get you out of the house. I would’ve gone nuts sitting at my computer all day. I don’t know how you did it.”
You shrug. “It’s my job.”
“Yeah that’s true. Still, it’s amazing that you-”
“Excuse me?” The man in the hat that you had locked eyes with a few minutes ago is standing at your table, glancing between you both as if asking for your permission to interrupt your conversation. He’s more handsome up close: a dark blue hat sits on his head, a logo for an oil company embroidered in, dark curls flip out from the bottom of the hat and around his ears, curling up and away from his neck. His eyes are a deep chocolate color, his nose is romanesque and beautiful, with a mustache under it, darker patchy facial hair across his cheeks and jaw. He’s broad, his shoulders look massive in the light denim shirt he wears and you can see that the shirt is stretching at the seams as he shifts under it. He tapers down to a thinner waist and hips, the slight swell of a tummy poking from behind his shirt. This man is hot and there’s no way he’s here for you.
“My name is Frankie and I was wondering-”
You put a hand up. “Say no more, Frankie? I’ll just go sit at the bar.”
“No Pip. Stay.” Your friend looks at you from across the small table.
“It’s alright, Olivia. I’ll just be-”
“Actually-” Frankie inerrupts, blushing slightly when you both turn to look at him, his large hand coming up to rub the back of his neck, an obvious nervous habit “-I was wondering if I could buy you a drink.”
Oh shit, is he looking at me?
“You mean Olivia?” You point to your friend across the table, ignoring the grin that’s spreading across her face as she looks between you and Frankie.
“No. I mean you.” His voice drops an octave on the last word and you can feel a heat growing inside you. 
“M-me?”
He lets out a chuckle, looking down and back up at you as if he was nervous. “Yeah. But only if you w-want to? Have a drink? W-with me?”
“I-” You’re not used to this attention. Olivia is the one who draws people in, not you. You look to her for advice and see, to your horror, that she’s already gathering up her drink. She mouths at you “You go girl!”, gives you a wink, and then speaks.
“I’ll just go sit at the bar.” She shuffles from her seat and makes her way across the room, sitting at a barstool, tossing one more giant smile over at you, silently pointing to Frankie and making lewd gestures.
You feel the heat rising to your cheeks so you look away, finding that Frankie is already looking at you. 
“I- I’m sorry, Frankie. I’m just not used to…this.” You gesture between you both.
Frankie looks shocked. “I find that hard to believe.”
You laugh and Frankie melts. “It’s been so long since I’ve been on a date-” You visibly wince at your confession, Frankie smiling at you. “I shouldn’t have told you that.”
“No, you’re fine. To be honest- may I?” He gestures to Olivia’s empty stool. You nod and gesture to her seat and Frankie sits, resuming his statement. 
“It’s been a while since I’ve been on a date too.”
“Really? Someone as handsome as you?”
He blushes, a light pink color dusting across his cheeks. “I don’t know about that but yeah. It’s true…hey did your friend call you Pip?”
You nod, looking down in embarrassment before finding his eyes again. “Yeah it’s short for Pip Squeak. To be honest, I’m not even sure why. We met in kindergarten and she called me that. I think she couldn’t remember my real name so she made it up and it stuck.”
“What’s your real name?”
You tell him and he smiles. “That’s a beautiful name.”
You scoff, taking a sip of your drink as Frankie groans. “I’m sorry. Was that too cheesy? It’s been so long I don’t even know how to do this. Has it changed?”
“Don’t ask me, Frankie. I’m definitely not an expert.” You smile at him.
“Would…would you like to find out together?”
“Are…are you asking me on a date?”
“I’m trying to be slick about it.”
You chuckle. “That was so slick it’s oil..shit that was lame.” Frankie tilts his head back and laughs, gifting you a view of his neck. 
“No that was perfect! But is that a yes?”
“I..yes. I’d love to.”
You chat for a bit longer, Frankie walking over to the bar to order a couple more drinks and a basket of fries for you both to share. He’s easy to talk to, has a ton of stories, fucking flies helicopters, and listens to every word you say. The fries arrive and you both grab some, taking a bite and then making faces as you chew. Frankie grabs the napkin from under his beer and spits into it.
“Ok, are those the worst fries ever?”
“They might possibly be.”
He looks up at you. “You…you wanna go on that date now? I know a great diner a few blocks away.”
You cock your head to the side studying his face. “Let’s go.”
Frankie heads back to his friends to tell them he’s leaving while you do the same with Olivia, who is now talking to one of the men from Frankie’s table, who introduces himself as Santi. Fuck does this guy have all handsome friends? Olivia smiles and hugs you, whispering in your ear to be safe as she covertly slides a condom in your pocket. You slap her arm and she laughs, watching you walk away. You meet up with Frankie and he offers you his arm and escorts you out of the now crowded bar. 
“You wanna follow me over? They have a lot in the back.”
“Sure. See you in a few.”
You follow Frankie’s truck out of the parking lot and several blocks down the road, parking in the empty, dark parking lot behind the diner. Frankie escorts you in here as well, the one server inside telling you to sit anywhere as it’s empty. You sit in a booth facing each other, the old leather creaking under each of you as you slide in.
“I’m sorry I don’t have flowers for you. But I can offer you better fries?”
“That works for me!”
You spend a few minutes chatting while looking at the menu, placing your order with the server. When she walks away, Frankie asks you about your job and you tell him about it, and about the project that caused you such a headache over the last 2 months, which led you to come out drinking tonight. The server sets your food in front of you and leaves you be.
“I’m sorry the project sucked but I’m glad it did.” He winks and you smile, dropping your eyes down to the table for a moment.
“But uh, Pip. There’s something I need to tell you before we go further.”
You pause, ketchup plopping onto your plate from the glass bottle you had been banging on. “You’re married.”
“What? No. Not uh..not anymore. I’m divorced.”
“Oh. That’s not anything bad.”
“And I have a kid. A daughter.”
Oh.
“Oh? How old is she?”
Frankie watches you for a moment. “She’s 5. Love of my life.”
“As she should be.”
“My ex and I split about a year after she was born. I know kids aren’t for everyone, and if you never want to talk to me again after tonight I get it. I’ll still pay for din-”
“Why wouldn’t I want to talk to you?”
He swallows hard. “Because I’m a dad.”
“That’s fine with me. I bet you’re a great dad.”
His brown eyes go wide, looking exactly like a puppy. “It really doesn’t bother you?”
“Not me. I don’t mind.”
“It means I have to talk to my ex still.”
“I figured. Joint custody?”
He nods. “50/50.”
“Is it weird if I ask about her? Your daughter. I would never pry into your ex.”
“Yeah! Yeah no it’s not weird. My ex and I split because…well she was fucking her boss so.” He shrugs, pulling out his phone and thumbing through it to find his gallery.
“I’m sorry, Frankie.”
“It is what it is. It brought me here with you…where the fuck are my photos?” His thumb swipes across the screen, his eyebrows furrowing deeper and deeper with each swipe.
“Want some help?”
He looks up at you, sighing in defeat. “Yeah. I’m not so good with the tech shit.”
“You fly helicopters.”
“That’s different. It’s not this shit.” He goes to hand you his phone, already trusting you. But you put your hand up, sliding out of the booth and scooting in next to him. He blushes, scooting down a little more to make room for you.
“This way you can control what you show me. And also it may help your muscle memory.”
“R-right. Ok.”
You start to direct him, very much aware that your thigh is flush against his, feeling heat pass between you as you lean in closer. He smells like french fries, but also like pine with a hint of mint. He finds his gallery and thanks you, flipping to an album marked “Marisol”. He flips through the album, showing you pictures and telling you all about her. His entire body lights up as he gushes about his daughter, wearing the proud dad badge on his chest. 
Before you know it, he pays and you’re scooting out of the booth, Frankie escorting you back around to the poorly-lit, deserted parking lot. You walk up to his truck, admiring it. He had explained to you how it was his grandfathers and that his dad and now him had been keeping it up over the years, replacing the engine and taking care of “her”. She had seen a lot of life and love and it was clear how well she had been taken care of. You turn to face Frankie and tell him just that, and how he should be proud of it. Maybe one day Marisol can help-
And then suddenly he’s in front of you, pushing your back gently into the side of his truck, his lips dusting across yours in a gentle kiss. He pulls back just as quick as he started, taking a step back.
“I’m so sorry, Pip. I should’ve asked. You’re just so-”
You grip his shirt and pull him towards you, completely surprising him and yourself. Your lips find his, kissing him deeply. He licks at your bottom lip and you part them with a sigh, Frankie taking advantage and sliding his tongue in your mouth, grabbing your head with both hands. Your hands come up around his neck, winding into the curls sticking out from under the hat and tugging on them. He moans into your mouth and you do it again, feeling him grip you tighter as he pulls back.
“Pip, if you keep that up, I don’t know if I’ll be able to contain myself.”
Fuck.
“What if I don’t care?” He’s so close that you can feel him through his pants.
“I-Idon’t want you to think that that’s why I asked you out.” He kisses you again, his hips slightly grinding against your leg that he was straddling.
“You could’ve hand anyone in there. Even my friend wanted to fuck you. But you chose me. Why? Why did you choose me?”
He pulls back, tracing the side of your face with his finger. “At first, because I thought you were hot as fuck. But then? Your eyes. They’re…kind. And I could use some kind in my life.” 
He dips down and kisses you again and this time you moan into his mouth, your own hips starting to roll against his thigh, a burning fire rising up inside you. His hands roam down your body and you freeze as he reaches your sides. You know you’re not in shape and you’re ok with it but sometimes it makes you feel really insecure. Frankie feels you tense and he breaks the kiss.
“What’s wrong? Did I hurt you?”
“I..no. No you didn’t hurt me. I just..” You try to push his hands away from your sides, but he looks down, watching you struggle and then back up, comprehension dawning on him.
“Pip, you don’t have to be worried about anything. Am I making you feel uncomfortable?” He removes his hands but stays close to you.
Tears start to well up in your eyes. “I- no. You aren’t, I just…I just…”
He pushes your chin up with his finger, his bright eyes meeting yours. “I think you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen.”
You chuckle, but he doesn’t let you look away. “I mean it, Pip. You’re an amazing woman and I’ve wanted to touch you all night. But if you don’t want me to, I can wait. It’s completely up to you.”
“I just… I don’t want you to be disappointed.”
“Do I look disappointed?”
You blink away the tears, feeling his thumbs wipe them off your cheeks. When you meet his eyes you finally see it - his eyes nearly black with lust, his impossibly hard cock smashed against your thigh. Even the guys who pretended to want you just for their buddies to get with Olivia didn’t look like this. No one has ever looked at you with such want, such desire, such desperate need. And it lights you up, begging you to be with him.
“No one has ever looked at me like this before.” 
He leans forward, his lips gently kissing that spot under your ear. When he speaks it’s low, raspy, and lustful. 
“Then let me show you how I see you.”
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How I See You Part 2 >>
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