#i seriously am

[skyward-floored]

I know it’s April fools but would you all believe me if I said I’m almost done with the next chapter of brethren in a cradle

#NOT A JOKE I PROMISE #I SERIOUSLY AM #I’m not going to promise dates but maybe maybe in the next like #two weeks? one week??? #I don’t know #but soon!!!! #hopefully!!! #rambles from the floor

[motdab]

why is this elsen so out of character

i hhhhhhate myself

#off #off the game #shitpost #im so sorry #i seriously am

[lazylittledragon]

can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024

#ramble #if you say unalive in front of me i will personally kill you with my hands #you just can't muffle and censor and hold someone's hand through some things #some things are horrible. and they should be spoken aloud and they should upset you. because they are horrible #the second we started kidzbopifying the world was the end of taking anything seriously i think #i'm not even joking i've spoken to people older than me who won't even say the world sex #this isn't the playground you're not going to get in trouble just let us say the word!!!!!! #how am i supposed to listen to you when you won't even say the thing you're supposed to be talking about #yes this is the fault of the platforms with their censorship rules but the fact that we all just go along with it like it's not dystopian #you do know it doesn't stop with cursing right. people are already having to censor queer terms because they get flagged as inappropriate

[humanjeff]

what even is the message here

#this scans like a shitpost #but I am 90% sure it is intended seriously

[captainsaltypear]

for legal reasons caine needs to give pomni her own marketable gummipoo plushie. as a treat.

#tadc #the amazing digital circus #tadc pomni #pomni #gummigoo #tadc gummigoo #gummy #I AM NOT OKAY #I AM SERIOUSLY NOT OKAY #THEY WERE SO SWEET TOGETHER #THIS IS THE CALMEST WE'VE SEEN POMNI #THE FIRST FRIEND SHE CAN PROPERLY RELATE TO #gummy didnt even get any lines when he came to the circus #he came #he got poofed #GONE #CAINE CMON #CMON MAN #POMNI YOU DESERVE BETTER #pear post #scheeze art #the first time i post in ages and im not well IM NOT WELL #Funnygummy

[beanghostprincess]

I think we don't appreciate pre-ts Usopp because people keep thinking with their dicks. I know his boobs are awesome after the time skip, but look at this silly little guy. Love of my life.

#also usopp has always been hot i don't trust people who only like post ts usopp #i'm in my usopp era i am so not getting out of here lmao #but seriously i love him #one piece #usopp

[timetodiverge]

but HE STARTED IT!!

...this is PEAK sibling behaviour I am DYING

(and Omega's eyeroll? PERFECTION, NO NOTES)

#batcher watching them like Look at this wacky human behaviour #loving that it's omega's judgement that crosshair takes seriously and not mum's screwdriver of doom #omega is entering her eyeroll teen years and I am SO HERE FOR IT #the bad batch #the bad batch season 3 #TBB #the bad batch spoilers #tbb spoilers #tbb omega #tbb hunter #tbb crosshair #clone force 99

[strangepersonhere]

Being aroace is so cool, but so, so hard sometimes. Watching all the persons you hold dear finding *their* person. Grieving the idea of an allo relationship. Realizing that, maybe, somehow, you're the second choice fo everyone. Because friends are great, but **lovers** are the goal in our society.

Most of the time, i am sooo happy to be aroace. And then, when im alone in bed, at 3 am, i find myself crying by fear of being alone.

And I think it's normal. It's grieving a certain way of thinking. And it's hard, especially when you were raised this way, and that everyone keeps doubting your identity.

So yeah. Shout-out to all the aroace people, wanting a deeper connection, without wanting romantic love.

I love y'all

#asexuality #aromantic #aroace #asexual #let me just be sad #also im doing what i can. #im having a moment #nah but seriously #what a fucked up society #also why i am crying while watching mama mia ?

[lilybug-02]

Pain is a great motivator…

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—Full Series—

Meanwhile Toriel:

(Loud noises don't wake her up usually.)

Artist note: I’m so proud of this :))) I know it’s a lot of dialogue and reading, but dialogue is grueling work for me. I’m glad with the art and for the amount of pages I made in such a relatively short time span -w- page 5 was super fun to work on. A lot of blood, sweat, and hours here... :) The backgrounds were a big bore tbh, but I finished them! Yippie!

#CHARA WTF DO YOU MEAN “COMPUTER”???? #lol i hope you guys dont hate me for what im doing in the next update. #IS THAT A MAC OS??? #Yes......owo'' #Kris and the Gang are LITTLE now. I've pixelated them and turned them into little game characters! #FINALLY!! #I never thought I would be going so far in the story to explain WHY Kris pulls out their SOUL and opens Darkfountains even when they killed #Berdly in Chapter 2. Pain can make people do horrible things. #Uhhhhhhhhh anyways. :3 I hope you liked it! I made this post a little too long for my liking and didnt get it out when i wanted too- #but thats okay! As long as people enjoy it :) #bread #art #deltarune chara timeline #deltarune chara timeline comic #seriously though #long post #man am I glad I switched over to the limited color palet! It helps me feel alot more relaxed uwu #This is....way over 16 hours of work q-q #chara #asriel #susie #kris #asriel dreemurr #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #susie deltarune #deltarune #comic #my art

[kilometresrufflefuck]

compilation of ace attorney law school struggle tweets. please send thoughts and prayers while i wait to find out if i get to graduate so i can throw my textbooks directly into the fucking sun

#all refs are to australian law #rookposting #twitter #ace attorney #phoenix wright #eta: as funny as it is i do want to make clear i didnt ONLY get into law bc of aa hahaha #it definitely kickstarted my interest in law! #but dont worry this isnt phoenix wright simulator for me! #i take it very seriously! #and fundamentally i am in it to help people #second eta as of mid to late 2023 yes i graduated!

[songbird-is-crying]

“sorry madame, i can’t enjoy any other pieces of media right now… yes, i know it’s been six months since good omens season 2 came out… well, you get back to me when you find the epitome of love via a televised fictional relationship by depicting fundamental differences and learning to overcome them for the sake of ensuring the happiness of… well, there’s no need for that kind of language… oh, don’t worry, i forgive you.”

#good omens #aziraphale #crowley #good omens 2 #david tennant #michael sheen #ineffable husbands #ineffable spouses #seriously i can’t stop thinking about them #but it’s really because i am in a fragile emotional state #and they keep me grounded in the hope that i too can be loved like that someday #neil gaiman

[lxvergirl-exe]

we should start a cult where all we ever do is fuck and smoke weed.

#lxvergirlexe #cause i am done with the seriousness of life man #i just wanna RELAX and FUCK

[astraldes]

Another year of a wonderful partnership (Happy birthday Ink!)

#ink sans #undertale au #des art #ITS INK'S BIRTHDAY WOOHOOOOOO #seriously though i am very happy he exists #he is literally such an inspiration to me even though fictional #thank u comyet

[noodles-and-tea]

YOUR MERTHUR ART GIVES ME LIFE!!! <3

THEY’RE SO!!!

#THANK YOU #no seriously bc this show finished literally OVER a DECADE ago #and I am so obsessed #I’m genuinely so happy that other people are too I was worried it was just gonna be me in an empty fandom #so glad to be proven wrong #so actually thank you I appreciate it - all of it <3 #my art #ask #bbc merlin #merlin #merlin emrys #arthur pendragon #merthur

[xxspirit]

can you draw passive nightmare?✨

Yes! Can you believe this is literally my first time ever drawing this baby?!?1

And here’s a bonus bc they r so baby

#seriously how come I’ve never drew passive nm before I am baffled at myself #at least I don’t recall ever drawing him before :V #passive nightmare sans #nightmare sans #dream sans #requests

[zhukzucraft]

=> Follow Etho

Etho: What in the world?..

Joe: Howdy, Etho!

Joe: Fancy some company? With complimentary live music to set the mood for adventure, perhaps?

Etho: How-

Etho: Um

Etho: Alrighty then.

Etho: Are you sure you can swim like this?

Joe: No worries, I've got everything here under contrblrobrblrbl

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You have made the first step towards forging an alliance! But with the soulmate assignment looming on the horizon, will it last?

(you guys are AMAZING btw, here are only some of my favourite suggestions under the cut)

(also don't worry Joe will return the instrument to his sister post haste)

and last but not least

#joe hills #juppet #ethoslab #quadruple life #trafficblr #seriously so many of those suggestions were hilariously unhinged #and some i am planning to incorporate into Joe's game plan for later