#i swear to god lol

[payasita]

being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent

#personal #text #gonna miss these kids lol #theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge #infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid #he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny

[suchawrathfullamb]

gotta love how "caressing his damp curls away from his forehead" is basically a law in every Hannigram fic.

#i swear to god the amount of times i've read (and written) this lol #it's basically inevitable and i'm convinced it's our projected desire to do that to hugh in every sweaty will scene #nbc hannibal #hannigram #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #hugh dancy #fanfic

[sorivii]

More battle poses with Leo. Don’t ask me where his foot went, I gave up😔

Edit: Y’all are funny as hell, let me just…

Better?

#Leo is the easiest to draw I swear to god #like triangle heaven #yoooo my skills to make backgrounds is evolving backwards #lol #love Leo #blue #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #artists on tumblr #rise of the tmnt #art #fanart #rise leo #rottmnt art #rottmnt fanart #rottmnt leo #tmnt leo fanart #Tmnt #tmnt fanart #SivArt

[puppyeared]

personal character design headcanons + brainrot

Note: the re-bound!au does NOT belong to me, it belongs to @chipper-smol I’m just not normal about it lol

#I SAY PERSONAL BC ITS MY OWN SPIN ON IT. NOT CHIPPERS CANON UNLESS THEY DECIDE TO OR NOT YOU HEAR ME /LH #I made a banner and everything this time. PLWEASE send them your questions not me JAJFHDSF #I thought it would be cool if macaque has two separate forms as a shadow and inside a mindscape. like I wanted his shadow form to reflect #him in his prime and then the mindscape form as what he looked like when he died. or a more vulnerable state at least #based on LBD appearing to MK as the ivory lady when she died in the S3 special. I don’t know exactly what it was but my first thought seein #the white void was she was appearing to MK in his mindscape to talk to him. so I built on that #I wanted to give him a more ‘Smokey’ look as a shadow just based on how he manipulates them in the show like in shadow play. I hope this #makes it look cool and immaterial. and then his mindscape form would be more battered up and tangible #the last couple images are chippers ideas though since they said the monkeys are drawn to MK when macaque is possessing him lol #and the fact that macaque doesn’t have any senses unless he’s possessing someone + literally sniffing out wukong in the scroll 🤨📸 #I also have a vivid image of macaque moving from the mindscape to physical form like umm. kind of like when he passes the boundary between #physical and spirit/mind(?) it’s like the shadow covers him like ink. or pulling Saran Wrap over your face and it clings to your skin #so it kind of makes the shadow seem like a sort of shell or covering.. and I love the idea of MK meeting macaque in the mindscape for the #first time too. like the moment mac rescues him from LBD and MK sees him all battered and tired looking brooooooo #I’m not even sure if that would count as a mindscape but it rattles around in my brain like loose marbles #god I fucking love this au. gives me imagination fuel swear to god #my art #doodles #lmk #Lego Monkie kid #Monkie kid #lmk au #re-bound!au #rebound au #lmk sun wukong #lmk swk #lmk macaque #lmk six eared macaque #lmk mk #lmk xiaotian

[shivroy]

disco dudes

#garte is there because i fucking love him #and by extension his face #also i swear to god i will make more disco art #you just have to shake me by the shoulders and scream STOP DRAWING SUCCESSION SO YOU CAN DRAW DE #also also. for once the texture on this is physical and not an overlay lol #cuz this is just pen and ink that i turned the brightness way down on the scan #anyways Oh My God i love de so much i hope im not posting this at a horrible hour + i hope ppl see #i love them soooooooo so so so so much #i adore these men #KIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #art #traditional art #ink #inking #ink art #pen and ink #tried to recede their hairlines. i tried #salutes u #harrier du bois #harry du bois #kim kitsuragi #jean vicquemare #lawrence garte #disco elysium #de #disco elysium fanart #fanart

[time-slink]

quick citadel study/interpretation in the hour i gave myself to procrastinate other things o7

#my art #tangotek #you can tell where the timer ran out lol #god i’m still blown away by just how much tangos pulled off this season #i swear the whole citadel went up overnight and it is stunning

[reallybadblackoutpoems]

the chemistry and technology of edible oils and fats and their high fat products (1989) - g. hoffmann

"mole interest"

#mole interest #sorry #havent been active #i swear to god i will post submissions soon #but literally everything happens so much #have been dealing w mental health issues lol #not to overshare #but ill be back #like terminator or something #i havent seen the movie #blackout poetry #blackout poem #author #book #poetry

[noirtek]

strahm walked into that department trying sooo hard to look aloof and unflappable but within a week he was pointing a gun at his own head and being plagued by visions while feverishly stalking his coworker. how could you not like this guy

#r #saw #day one at the precinct: these guys are fucking incompetent lol they should be thankful i’m here #day six at the precinct: *pacing circles in an abandoned building* i swear to god i just saw hoffman

[buglaur]

#hellooooo it's been a long week for sure #got my exam results. did a lot better than i thought i'd do!!! #also had an interview for a place in a community college which i got #but i hopefully got into uni (i'll find out 2pm tmrw) so i mightn't need it!!! #i'm so scared man i'm used to class sizes of like.. 8 😭 #and now i've gotta get 4 buses a day to the city and back instead of a 20 min stroll up the road 😔 #did a pub crawl saturday to celebrate. had a lot of fun #been having fun with bg3 too!! i'm still on act 1 #my ear is blocked again 😔 it's €60 to get it drained ughhh i'll just suffer on #getting my first tattoo soon though 🥳 #enough about me lol i need to make a personal sideblog one of these days #i'll def have a lot less time to be active with sims stuff if i'm starting uni so i'll be sure to make one ^^ #ANYWAYS here's ms macmahon #/roxana #i swear to god i'm going to catch up with all the new kmik posts when i wake up tomorrow #if i don't assume me dead #ts4

[kirby-the-gorb]

#kirby #firearms #guns #swearing #ask to tag #daily kirby #my art #digital #hal laboratory #nintendo #it's a goddamn Day once again #while still recovering from the rest of the week my doctor informed me that it's clinic policy that I can't stay on my prednisone #so I have to either leave the clinic or lose the one med giving me even a desperate tenuous grasp on basic tolerable qol #and then while I was drawing there was some kind of altercation in another building #so now I'm on high alert for that too #also fun fact I have not touched a firearm in 7 1/2 years but I drew that m4 from memory lol #(btw this is a play on 'I am not god's strongest soldier') #(which is a play on 'god gives his toughest battles to his strongest soldiers') #tbh I should've drawn kirby sharpening a knife but this is what we got today

[todayisafridaynight]

#rgg #ryu ga gotoku #yakuza series #ryu ga gotoku 7 #yakuza like a dragon #yakuza 7 #masato arakawa #snap sketches #area man draws for himself for once HI #celebration for the fact aoki plush will be clenched in my fist soon so i can beat him against my table #ik i always say i love masato's design as is for a corp goth look And This Is True. //HOWEVER// #i wanted to see what else i could do ..... for funsies.. .... also im goin to my moms next week which means im also going to hot topic #SOOOOOO LOL #i also wanted to practice drawin his wheelchair more since I Struggle. shoutout to the like #hundreds of wheelchair model pics i looked through to grab a pose and Look At Chairs jVLAKJ #but yeah i hit daigo with the gothification beam had to do it to masato too #i solemnly swear this is not how im gonna draw masato all the time. god in heaven thatd take forever #but yk just wanted to have fun :} #mk bye im hungry #there's a version of this where i gave masato purple lipstick but i didnt like how it looked #like ik i love how his lips are In Fact purple before he injects himself but it just doesnt look right with how i drew it #k bye i think im playing dondoko until my school's dining hall opens. why tha hell it suddenly openin at 5PM now ...

[thedogslegart]

HEADcannons...lol!!

#bc. its a bunch of head shots....MAN WHATEVER #me op #digital #postal #postal 1 #postal 2 #postal 3 #postal 4 #corkscrew rules #postal dude #postal doe #postal movie #postal brain damaged #poostall royale #yeah sorry lol #I SWEAR TO GOD REDUXS SKIN WAS NOT THAT FUCKING GREY ON MY TABLET WTFFFF

[suchawrathfullamb]

ppl get mad at Hugh for playing off the romance but you gotta understand that actors internalize the characters, they are playing those characters, so of course he'd have the same perspective as Will lol and of course Mads would have the same as Hannibal. one doesn't want to face the truth and the other is aware of it and accepts it.

#whats so difficult to understand? lol actors always do that #hannigram #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #murder husbands #hannibal lecter #DO NOT USE THIS WITH JENSEN ACKLES I SWEAR TO GOD DO NOT CURSE THIS POST #hugh dancy #mads mikkelsen

[parseolegacy]

Huevember Day 6 - 'I'd rather be your lieutenant,'

This one's for all my fellow Iresso lovers out there (INCREDIBLY BASED AND SWAG) I keep hearing about Swtor writers making him suffer (I don't know how- I haven't reached him in the expansions yet) so I'm drawing him happy. For health reasons.

#swtor #swtor art #swtor companions #felix iresso #swtor fanart #art #my art #Huge shout out to Felix for teaching me how to spell lieutenant off the top of my head #I did not encounter that word nearly often enough to learn the English spelling before him #(not a native english speaker lol) #my consular is taken but god the urge to throw my dork BH at him is so strong #There's a lore reason I swear

[jonahmagnus]

Unblinking

#Betty holding #The eye #the Magnus protocol #Tma #tmagp #tmp #I swear to god I’ll start drawing my other TMP-universe humanizations of the fears okay. I swear. I promise. Wait where are you going. Wait #Eye was literally working on this when the episode dropped LOL anyways #My unfortunate art #doodal #<- bc I spent like…. Half an hour max on this #<3 #the beholding #Eye still think Eye’m so funny for that name… Betty Holding….

[kiee0712]

nothing can serve as an excuse for running away, none

hii guys its been a while anyway . where can i find revstar nuis from the PH I've been daydreaming of throwing nana's nui across the window for days now

#i cant phrase the bottom caption right help #i sound so casual abt it as if i haven't been sobbing abt it because i cant find it anywhere LOL #kiee side doodles #revue starlight #daiba nana #gekijouban revue starlight #i swear to god i wasnt expecting to be into revstar by this much #every scene is embedded in my head now lolol especially the annihilation revue #oh yeah the entire compostion of this was hell to execute lol #so i hope u like it atleast hehe