#i think im funny okay

[divine-misfortune]

Call Mountain a storm chaser with how he be courting air ghouls-

#i think im funny okay #void thoughts #nameless ghouls #mountain ghoul

[zackcollins]

High and Wide || OAK vs TOR || 06/24/23

#jays lb #is the caption a hockey joke because tyler used to be a hockey goalie? perhaps #i think im funny okay #but im really not #enjoy this anyways lol #tyler heineman #vladimir guerrero jr. #toronto blue jays #baeball #mlb #major league baseball #baseball gifs #gifs #r.t. makes gifs #r.t. posts gifs #sports gifs #r.t. is such a simplord for tyler heineman #babygirl jr king #not overwatch #r.t. talks #mlb regular season 2023

[upagainstthesunset]

Metron Gets Yeeted

For a guy who is known for sitting in a chair, he sure gets grabbed, punched, or knocked out of it fairly often. For your viewing pleasure, here are 10 times in comics he’s been forced out of the chair in no particular order.

1. JLA (1997) #14

[Image: Comic panel of batman grabbing at Metron who is slumped forward and falling out of the Mobius chair. Batman says, “...It’s something like that.” Metron says, “Unnn.”  /End]

2. New Gods (1995) #2

[Image: Comic panel of New Genesis guards struggling to hold onto Metron, who has been pulled off his chair and is on his knees leaning forwards towards the ground. One guard says, “Got him!” The other says, “Look! The energy dissipates!” /End]

3. Superman (1987) #65

[Image: Comic panel of Metron being telekinetically pulled from the Mobius chair. His arms are out and he is yelling. Braniac’s face is superimposed behind him to indicate this is his doing. Braniac says, “--So too are you.” Metron yells, “Yaggh!” /End]

4. New Gods (1995) #12

[Image: Comic panel of Metron laying unconscious and sprawled out in a dirty alley as viewed from a balcony above. The Mobius chair is on its side and steaming a green aura. The alley has a lot of trash and debris. /End]

5. Swamp Thing (1982) #62

[Image: Comic panel of Metron being flung forward out of the Mobius chair where it has crash landed in the dirt. The chair has a vapor trail behind it with sound effects, “KOF sput sput sput sput KREEASH” and Metron yells, “What the?” /End]

6. Justice League #42

[Image: Comic panel of Metron being pulled from the Mobius chair by the Lasso of Truth. Waves of bright energy exude from where he sat in the chair as he is lifted up by his chest with his arms and legs back behind him. /End]

7. JLA: The Nail #1

[Image: Comic panel of Darkseid blasting Metron with Omega beams from his eyes. Darkseid is smiling and has one hand in a fist and says, “Hold your prattle, pawn of Izaya. This was no accident.” Metron is forced out of the chair upwards and looks to be unconscious or in pain with the sound effect, “TZAM” /End]

8. Justice League #40

[Image: Comic panel of Metron in pain, lifting out of the Mobius chair chest first. His chest is illuminated and the chair has many cracks and broken pieces floating upwards. His head is thrown back and he yealls, “Aaaaarrhhh!” /End]

9. Super Team Family #15

[Image: Comic panel of Metron grabbing his chair by the arms, as he has been tipped out of it by a large yeti-like creature in space. He thinks, “A most extraordinary event. Ice weirds have a notably fierce temper -- But they also possess a completely passive nature! They attack only if attacked --” /End]

10. New Gods (1977) #13

[Image: Comic panel of Slig, an Apokoliptan foe, punching Metron who has been flung out of the Mobius chair. Metron is sprawling in pain and the chair is tilting away from the two. Slig is green with a fish-like face, and says, “That’s right, scientist! Think your worthless thoughts, and while you do, your destruction approaches -- And strikes! Triumph is mine! Slig has outwitted you all!” /End]

Plus some bonus honorable mentions from the Young Justice Cartoon:

Season 4 Episode 20

[Image: Screenshot of Metron and the Mobius chair being zapped by the Kaizer Thrall while Lor Zod and Mantis watch from the background. Metron is on is knees and holds his hands to his head in agony. In the background are many towers and chests. /End]

Season 3 Episode 20

[Image: Screenshot of Metron being yanked out of the Mobius chair by Connor Kent while Silas Stone watches from the background. /End]

#metron #new gods #fourth world #katetakes #metron if i fits i sits #i think im funny okay #metronmeta

[hyperfixated-chaos]

So if, in the U.S., a euphemism for the government is "Uncle Sam," does that mean in the Boiling Isles it's "Uncle Belos"?

#i think im funny okay #the owl house #toh #jokes #funny #emperor belos #boiling isles #kay's memes

[merridelicious]

mitski at a job interview: today i will wear my white button-down

#mitski #a burning hill #i think im funny okay #original post #host posts

[twd-obsessed-bitch]

Oh y'all Joel's playing on new game+ THATS WHY HE GOT THE MACHINE GUN SO SOON

#the last of us hbo #tlou hbo #joel miller #i think im funny okay

[aspennntree]

revenge

my friend got me addicted to tumblr so i got them mildly interested in rwby

#hi cat #i think im funny okay #true story absolutely the order of events

[lilpressedflower]

playlist for when your cousin you haven't seen in more than five years gets killed

#i think im funny okay #mine

[cowboythewizard726]

beautiful orc girl leed helllOOOOO beautiful leed alert oh my GOD she's so cool WOOAHHHH beautiful siilly girl she was really pretty and awesome and so kind i think shes wonderful and there should be a statue made just for her thats really big and in the center of everything and she should get anything she wants ever smile face

#LEED LEED LEED!!!! #thank u for being s pussy chilchuck mouse man so she could yell at you #okay u wermnt being a pussy you just watn your friends to be okay i get it #i think its funny to call you a pussy #and mosue man #im sorry your're divorced i get it #this istn about YOU this is about LEED #LEED ORC LEADER #LEEEDDDD #GOD SHES SO COOL #AND AWESOME AND GREAT #yesterday i played dnd for the first time #and i got bonked in the head with a stone club #and now id like to imagine that was her she did that #wow #shes so cool #and shes really cute too awww awww #wonderful girl everyonme should love her #gonna be honest i wish she had eaten all of them #i support and encourage and endorse and urge women to eat people #leed dungeon meshi #leed delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #delicious in dungeon spoilers #dunmeshi spoilers

[shorthaltsjester]

the mighty nein - critical role

this is a place where i don't feel alone. this is a place where i feel at home.

#also with softer vibes. i offer They #every silly little brainheart found family deserves a to build a home edit #the mighty nein maybe most of all. thats my family #also the lyrics deliciously well suited to m9. #when jester pulls that. stupid tarot card for fjord. home or traveler. and there's a carnival wagon. and veth says Thats Us! . them #i just think about . the tower is their home the xhorhouse is their home the lavish chateau is their home the balleater. the mistake. #the nein heroez. veth and yezas apartment. the dome. fjord and jesters living room floor. #a bar with a silly name on rumblecusp #also like. the song has stone and dust imagery. gardens and trees. #the inherent temporality of life and love and how that holds no bearing on how greatly people can love. im losin it okay. #ive been making this edit for days straight with my computer screaming at me for trying to shove 143 episodes of cr into a 2min20sec video. #crying becuase. theyre a family do you get it. they were nine lonely people and most of them had given up on seeing their own lives #as something that might be good. something that might make the world a better place. and in the end they're heroes. #and it doesn't matter if no one else knows because They know they're heroes. and they wouldn't've believed that was true when they met. #rattling the bars of my enclosure. to be loved is to be changed #posted on twitter and want to get in the habit of posting here too bc. #general reasons but also bc . i have noticed some of the ppl liking/sharing it are also ppl who shit on my ops by vaguing about my posts #which is in general whatever but does leave a funny taste in my mouth. #critical role #the mighty nein #cr2 #caleb widogast #caduceus clay #jester lavorre #fjord #veth brenatto #yasha nydoorin #beauregard lionett #mollymauk tealeaf #my posts

[bootlegfrank]

The story of a man, his best friend, and the corpses of a thousand sickly patients

You can buy this as a sticker here!

#inspired by that post i reblogged yesterday #look it got in my head and i just had to draw it okay i think im really funny #house md #james wilson #gregory house #fanart #house md fanart #hilson #hilson fanart #digital art #bootlegfrnk art

[merridelicious]

bitchcoin and craptocurrency. Norman fucking tokens!!!

#bitcoin #crypto #nft #norman fucking rockwell #nfr #lana del rey #i think im funny okay #reblog bait #original post #host posts

[eggsdrawings]

the shared crush crisis

#izuocha #tododeku #mha #bnha #todoizuocha #izch #tddk #i just think these two should be the best of friends ever. and im a genius bc of that. #midoriya is smart he just doesnt think anyone would actually crush on him okay #which is funny bc he pulls literally everyone in this series pretty much #also bkg 100% helped uraraka and Todoroki make those chocolates bc he thought their first attempts were TERRIBLE #hes wingmaning them behind the scenes and denying it #eggsdrawings