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i cant let go. of wesper hookup to coworkers to lovers. and the fact only wylan remembered it. AND THE FACT JESPER REMEMBERED WYLAN ONLY AFTER LANDING ON TOP OF HIM. YOU SLUT. YOU WHORE. YOU HARLOT. and then jesper repeatedly fumbling the bag. i do love it
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sukizula · 6 months
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sqx: no way, so you were friends with the one who killed your brother too?
nhs: of course! i devised a 10 year long plan to expose and destroy the slimy bastard i used to call my san ge which includes exposing his incestous marriage and hiding his mother's corpse so he can feel how i felt when that son of a bitch stole and dismembered my brother's body :)
sqx: inspiring!
nhs: what about your guy?
sqx: oh we got married last spring
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what a sight.
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kenpachisbrat · 2 years
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Ok! So I have been sitting on this for a while because I've had absolutely no motivation to write. Please enjoy me writing about annoying kokonoi
Kokonoi x reader/bonten.
Summary: you decided today was just a day to annoy Koko by pronouncing shit wrong. Ran, rindou and sanzu also join in.
Network @tokyo-ballroom
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- being kokonois secretary/ you tend to go almost everywhere with him.
- From meetings to running errands.
-we all know kokonoi is boujee
- kokonoi: bring me a bottle of water, but one that doesn't have any of those minerals added to taste
Y/N: they only had spring water
Kokonoi: NO! Get out
Y/N: I got it... EXTRA MINERALS.... Mmmmm cave water
Kokonoi: NOOOOOO. No cave water!
- He's yelling so loud it causes Ran, Rindou and Sanzu to peak in his office and see what's going on.
- they see you "torturing" Koko with the water.
- the three then decide on annoying him too. Starting to pronounce things wrong through out the day.
- Ran *walking up to Koko*: I see you're wearing them gooses today
Kokonoi :...what.... You mean Gucci?
Sanzu: I believe it's pronounced gukki
Kokonoi *rubbing his face*: get... get out now
Rindou *barely holding it together*: gussies
Later in the day after running some more errands
Y/N: Koko they didn't have the bolognagas that you wanted.
Kokonoi: the...what?..
Ran: Y'know Bolognese. The shoe that looks like a sock
Y/N: soooo we decided to get you some Crocs instead
Ran *slams them down on table* look we even got them in red!
Sanzu: they had cute little things to clip on them
Kokonoi: First of all Balenciaga... BA..LEN..CIAGAS.... Second if you don't get those off my desk I will shoot you all.
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garfrigerator · 1 year
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did you guys know that if you go to tallyhall.com and hit gallery it takes you to the pinterest search results for "tally hall band" and this is one of the first things to come up
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sacrus · 20 days
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A win for my brainrot, Wilson thinks that Chase is exeptionally pretty!!
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macksarts · 9 months
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Recently made some Gay Cowboy Warlocks for a different campaign. Meet our drow bounty hunter, Silas, and "the Roughrider" tiefling, Richard Hardin. Suffering through the classic "Fails and falls in love with their bounty." Silas needs to know what happened to his family and that ghost town he used to call home. And Rich is the only lead he has even after a century.
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Also here are some heroforge makes to give yall some color for your imagination.
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biolums · 2 months
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going to a lunar new year thing and then drag bingo :3
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dustjacketmusings · 10 months
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Gonna get kicked out of discord for having correct opinions
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leonsleftbicep · 6 months
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thanks @reveries-of-my-mind for tagging me
Rules: shuffle your 'on repeat' playlist & post the first ten tracks, then tag ten people
i barely use spotify anymore but its fine i should have enough from late night sketches
when all my music taste meet each other.
this took longer then expected because i do not own spotify premium
tagging @randomfandomsoup @maru-senpai @star-keepr @stupendoustimetravelpirate @stanleyparable @ominouscrypt and who ever wants to join, if you see this post count that as being tagged
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thecthonaut · 2 months
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Favourite niche joke. Trans folk with an audience referring to their pre-trans self as their brother/sister when referring to early work
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shslboredbitch · 1 year
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Aroace junko makes me happy because it's like "that woman has the good looks and charisma to pull anyone, she also isn't attracted to anyone but makes people fall in love with her for the funsies"
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justfriendsbestthings · 4 months
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merry crisis babes hope you have a good one <3
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sleepyagent · 2 months
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The duality of (city) woman ✨
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gunthermunch · 1 year
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the you're so fucking weird is max for i love u
like i said before in some comments if you compile everything max has ever said to lucas you get a full 30 hour long love letter or something
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Alucard headcanon: He fucking loves garlic.
Can't get enough of the stuff. Sure it doesn't agree with him, but it's a small price to pay for the deliciousness of a dish with garlic in it, and his cooking reflects that. My man is Romanian, nearly every single one of their dishes has garlic in it.
He probably suffers for a few hours after consuming it, and Integra is always exaperated by this because he's just sort of having to deal with puking blood and the like.
Or, alternatively, it just straight up doesn't affext him, and people are always terrified when he just devours an entire head of garlic right in front of them.
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