#i want a bf!!!!

[dancing-homestuck]

I wish my cat had a phone so I could text him while I’m at work and tell him I love him and I miss him and he could send back blurry pictures of random things, incomprehensible gibber texts, and audio recordings of his crinkle ball

#mindless blabbering #cat #I just got to work and miss my baby already #my bf knows I love him and I can tell him whenever I want #but my cat???? does he know???? #if it were not for capitalism we would be playing fetch RIGHT NOW

[isolabellz]

in another life

#jjk #stsg #satosugu #satoru gojo #getou suguru #zoom in for details idk why i decided to draw on a canvas so huge #anyone want a poster? #anyway forever live in the delusional world where stsg are teachers together #they are one big happy family #nothing bad has ever happened #happy birthday geto #you deserved therapy and to grow old and raise kids with your bf

[kitamars]

don’t look

#when he’s feral ❤️ #oh when you don’t want your angelic bf to see you at the depths of your sin #i need to draw more shapy wolfwood its so fun #also the punisher is weirdly fun to draw im not gonna lie lmao #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #peep the #vash #vash the stampede #vashwood #vash x wolfwood #trigun #trigun maximum #ok bye

[xaithings]

“atta boy.”

“gooood boy.”

“such a fucking slut, yeah?”

“dirty bitch. my bitch.”

“keep looking at me.. that’s it.”

“so fucking needy.”

thank you for coming to my ted talk.

#gay #mlm #mlm thoughts #mlm nsft #gay mlm #ftm ns/fw #attention wh0r3 #ftm sub #ftm puppy #ftm switch #ftm dom #mlm yearning #mlm and nblm only #mlm ns/fw #ftm bottom #dumb puppy #dumb wh0re #dumbification #dumb slvt #i want a bf if you can’t tell

[keclan]

i love gay friend groups

edit: i made a new side blog for genshin, follow me @neuvalors instead of here

#genshin impact #alhaitham #kaveh #tighnari #cyno #cynari #cynonari #kavetham #haikaveh #annoying amount of things to tag :/ #but i never know what the ship names are #i want sure about cyno and kaveh; but i think they’re just a pretty standard like your besties bf that you tolerate type deal #wasn’t *

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Laios's three Boy Best Friends. And yes, they hate him.

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #toshiro nakamoto #chilchuck tims #kabru #BF in this context could be boyfriend or best friend. The line is so blurry. #Chilchuck less so but whatever is going on between Shuro and Laios & Kabru and Laios is giving strong: #“dude if you were a girl I'd date the hell out of you”. And from the genderswap extra's that sentiment is canon for BOTH. #This was made prior to the translation of the Laios & Kabru & Shuro restaurant date comic and honestly I am just feeling vindicated. #I don't even know what to call this dynamic other than a situationship. There is so much going on between all of them. #Even on a purely platonic reading - the miscommunication and male yearning for friendship hurt so bad. #When we got the Big Hug scene in the epilogue arc I was whooping and hollering! Pure catharsis moment! #I also don't like hugs very much so I really felt it went Shuro ('hates being touched') went in for the bear hug. #Do not get me started on the agony of 'always lying' Kabru telling the truth (I just wanted to be friends) #and 'always believes' Laios thinking it's another lie and brushing him off. #I am once again supporting dungeon meshi day by posting art. Please watch dungeon meshi. #obligatory edit because I’m tired: YES. Chilchuck cares for Laios and him admitting it was a huge part of his arc #YES he is more just fed up with him that actually hating him. #I needed a third guy to be canonically done with his ass for the THREE WEED SMOKING GIRLFRIENDS reference

[kagoutiss]

pelican town, ‘72

#stardew valley #stardew valley spoilers #sdv #sdv spoilers #grandpa #mister qi #mr. qi #idk how dates work in stardew universe im just bullshittin #i love qi’s huge fucking eyebrows you dont notice them at first but theyre there #(gives our collective grandpa a ponytail) i think he had one. whatever #’why isnt mister qi blue’ my hc is he is blue from long-term iridium supplementation #and was originally just a regular person #but also it’s nice to see ur fav be like a normal human color #if u read tag essays tho consider this: #qi discovers secret to immortality (consuming iridium in a specific manner) #wants to share discovery with his farmer (player’s grandpa) and in that way. they will have all the time in the world to build #a perfect farming/business empire whose legacy will last forever and ever and theyll be 2gether forever #but it turns out. like a lot of normal people would. his farmer does not want to live forever #and obv he doesn’t #in an attempt to try not to ever lose the thing that means more to him than anything else in the world. qi inadvertantly ensures he will #because his farmer is dead. and he’s going to live forever #but. it’s kind of ok. because he has infinite money and was able to figure out how to talk to his dead bf #and now YOU help them fulfill their joint goal of making the farm’s legacy last forever #smile. heart #sobbing

[rosieyart]

some very specific headcanons with an experimental painting style

#genshin impact #chongyun #xingqiu #chongyun genshin impact #genshin impact xingqiu #my baby boy #and his bastard bf #idk i want xingqiu to be pretty and handsome but also kinda evil #he is still a good guy dw #and ofc chongyun is just an angel a baebey boy he can do and never has done wrong

[fcthots]

Jason Todd would want you to take pictures of his face between your legs.

He'd want you to make sure that you have the flash on and have your other hand buried in his hair. Multiple pictures too. One with his face completely buried in your folds. One with his eyes drunkenly locked on you. Another after you tug his face away, hand still in his hair, with glassy half open eyes and slick all over his mouth.

If you send him the pictures when he's out of the house and busy, he'll drop whatever he's doing to get to take some more. And if you send him a video of you touching yourself to the pictures? He will go 100 in a 35 to see you and get to watch you.

#Based off this one funny story where some girl was with her boyfriend at the dermatologist or smthn and she was showing the nurse pictures- #of their vacation on the boyfriend's phone but scrolled one too far & accidentally showed the nurse a pic of the bf's face b/w her legs #jason todd #jason todd x reader #saph’s thots #red hood x reader #red hood #jason todd imagine #jason todd x you #red hood imagine #red hood x you #jason todd x reader smut #red hood x reader smut #jason todd smut #red hood smut #smut #i want to write more for this

[cornsarts]

hey

#pannacotta fugo #gold experience requiem #jojos bizarre adventure #jjba #golden wind #vento aureo #i also am counting this as fugio lol #the manifestation of ur bfs soul is sentient and wants to hang out w ur soul wyd #sketchi #fugio

[obsob]

making and weaving and loving! like we have done for millennia!!

#mine #original #ough. hello. #happy new year!!!!! first drawing of th year!!!!!!!! #also LAKSBF 15k followers. hello. welcome #i taught bf how to crochet n hes making a blanket....the irl insp for this piece... #im so proud of these colours....i used an actual real life colour palette..n i think that is th way forward #also . gradient maps my beloved #why have i always refused ur warm embrace....... #dont pay attention 2 the wool bowls okay ive seen a picture of one like once #i do want one however. tho why r they so expensive #its a bowl w a hole in it. relax #ive been listening 2 the silmarillion audiobook as ive been working...i love it sm its like incomprehensible #like. idk what ur talking abt but i love it all th same!! #i tried reading it last year n was like.......okay anyway #rereading gay nuclear disaster book rn....natasha pulley would it kill u 2 write a smut scene #i want 2 see th horrible little scientist man get railed #next book after this is . 1030 pages oaodghsdugd #my goal is to read 50 books this year but i do not think that will happen bc i refuse 2 read books less than 400 pages skjdgbskjd #someone ask me about books. i have so many opinions abt books #okay good evening. i leave u w love

[gay-otlc]

The people who think gay trans man have straight privilege because they have the "option" to "escape" homophobia and live as straight women are blatantly disregarding the fact that for a lot of trans people, the options aren't "gay trans man" or "cis straight woman." It's "gay trans man" or "dead."

#this post was inspired by my friend (mostly stealth trans man) who has dealt with a lot of homophobia from his bf's parents #and transphobes might make the argument that the homophobia he faced doesn't count because he could have just lived as a woman #and then dated his bf more safely #but i genuinely don't think he would be alive right now if he hadn't been able to transition #so yeah. just being a woman to escape homphobia isn't really an option for a lot of trans men #transandrophobia #apologies if this is not my place to speak about as a straight trans man. i was just having thoughts and wanted to share

[lesbaurinkos]

pigeons mate for life

#thinking about steve and scraggy on this fine tuesday lads… i miss them i hope they’re doing well out there #(head in my hands) guys. pigeons literally mate for life. #this was just a warmup cause i wanted to draw some birds and now ive made myself emotional about the state of it all HOPE THAT HELPS! #anyhow hope everyone else is doing well today. im listening to my suitemate argue with her bf on the phone. save me dip and pip. #dan and phil #dnp #phanart #AND OF COURSE. TO RECLAIM OUR FORMER GLORY #phan

[teatitty]

It's way funnier to me to imagine that Geralt is the one who desperately wants Dandelion to winter at Kaer Morhen with him but Dandelion keeps saying no on the simple grounds that it's too fucking cold and do you want me to die Geralt? Do you want me to get hypothermia and fucking die?

And Geralt's like "please I am begging on my knees I will cuddle you every night to keep you warm I just need to prove you actually exist"

#the witcher books #dandelion #geralt of rivia #gerlion #you know those romcom plots that are like 'I told my fam I have a bf and now they want to meet him so pls pretend to date me'? #this is like that except the reverse #geralt tells his fam he has a bestie who's a bard that cuddles with him at night and they all just #don't believe him bc it sounds so ridiculous #'it's okay to say you're just lonely geralt you don't need to Invent A Guy to convince us you're not' #'I DIDN'T INVENT A GUY HE'S REAL I PROMISE STOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE I'M A PATHETIC WET DOG'

[wu-does-art]

misc solangelo pen doodles

#dunno how well received this'll be because usually anything that isnt comics aren't! but yk i dont post much so #here you go! #featuring: will thinking he's smooth vs nico being bold as shit as soon as hes better with the internal homophobia #And Will being unable to sleep together with nico without either sticking to him or grabbing him like a fallen teddy #And last but not least. nico getting over his fear of the colour yellow because he wants to steal his bfs shit #thats it thats the post #solangelo #nico di angelo #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #pjo #will solace #the sun and the star #rrverse #tsats

[veronicathegoddess]

perv bf that loves when his pretty baby goes to bed in nothing but skimpy little panties because after she dozes off, wrapped up in his arms, he gets to push them to the side and slide his fingers inside her. hearing the soft moans and gasps that escape her and needing more so he takes out his fingers and replaces them with his cock, because his pleasure is more important than her sleep

#somno is so hot #just being owned so much that even when youre sleeping #youre still an object for them to use #your job is to serve them and it comes before anything else #i love objectification so much #i want it #i need it #mine #perv bf