#i'm so dumb about this

[humming-fly]

I only just now realized what a shame it is we never got to see Al and Greedling really interacting

#nocturnal hangout buddies #so much to talk about like 'why did you kidnap me if you're already immortal you dumb asshole' #and games like 'try to guess the stupid song ling is hollering in the mindspace for the 10 millionth time' #it woulda been good #fma #fmab #fullmetal alchemist #fullmetal alchemist brotherhood #greed #greedling #alphonse elric #comic #my art #doodles #always so fun to come back to this style and remember it's far and away the painting style i'm best at #in terms of efficiency and final look #and yet i basically never use it at all lma o #anyways hope you enjoy this comic that doesn't really have a punchline a;lsdkfj #those are few and far between for me so gotta enjoy em when they pop up!

[blessyouhawkeye]

the best part about wei wuxian's resurrection scene is that it happens when the audience doesn't know anything about him yet, so when he goes "i'm going to act like a deranged homosexual lunatic so no one recognizes me" you're like yeah sure that could be a feasible disguise until the flashback happens and you realize it's a terrible idea, because wei wuxian acts like a deranged homosexual lunatic all the time

#wei wuxian who is famous for being weird about lan wangji: i'm going to be weird about lan wangji he'll never guess it's me #he's so smart but so dumb. i desire him carnally. #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #mdzs #wei wuxian

[potionpeddlerpatchy]

Crowned Prince Shouto who is so very much in love with you, even if it did take a while to come around after the arranged marriage occurred.

Crowned Prince Shouto whose brow creases and eyes twitch every time people in high court mock how plain you are under hushed breaths.

Crowned Prince Shouto who gets absolutely sloshed at a royal banquet to try and drown his anger when he hears a rumor going around that his marriage is unconsummated due to finding you so repulsive before storming off to find you.

Royal Advisor Izuku who rushes off to try and follow, only to hear a shriek coming from your room. When scrambling to investigate if you're okay he finds his master on his knees absolutely devouring your cunt while your receiving chamber door remains open a crack.

#and I mean the man would go at it till your crying out his name #cause he doesn't give two fucks about what it means to his decorum or repuatation #he's gotta prove a point to his people that he's lucky to have you every single day and night! #and Izuku understands the power play going on here #knows shouto ain't dumb and purposefully left that door open and purposefully took you in your receiving chamber instead of your bedroom #where there would be more privacy #the only thing now is #does Izuku stay and watch? or does he scamper away and try and forget how your face looked contorted in pleasure? #all he knows is he won't be able to meet you eye for a long while #and all I know is that those rumors stop after that night for SURE #i'm being bold on the dash today #thought has been running rampant in my mind for HOURS #so here we are #🔮.the peddler mumbles #shouto todoroki #shouto x reader #bnha shouto #shouto smut

[yashley]

laura & ashley & imogen & fearne in c3e80 or:

#critical role #ygifs #cr3 #laura #ashley #imogen x fearne #imogearne #lauras like i'm here so imogen is flirting with fearne and i'm tearing out my hair like i want 2 study u but i keep tearing up the papers #the third gif being literally a pretty woman parallel maybe you can't take that from me #imogen flying over to touch her then going what the FUCK thats HOT like it's about how they’re just so dumb stupid with eachother #heres how fearne choosing to contact burn imogen for the highest damage means long con girlies /🤡

[bixels]

I've been making the transition these past few months, but I think I'm gonna just move back to Tumblr. My Twitter's follower-base has reached a point where I can't tweet anything casually opinion-related without it overflowing like a toilet. I post a short thread on my gripes with color design in anime and I'm getting QRT'd with "kill this guy with hammers" reaction gifs. Like, damn, this isn't fun anymore. It's not fun to talk about stuff on Twitter in general anymore. I wanted to post some ship dynamic doodles sometime there, but I know I'm gonna get weirdly aggressive takes and reactions. Monkey's paw curls, but I don't particularly like having that many followers.

#personal #delete later #like i'm generally good at not letting internet stuff get to me #it's dumb and inconsequential and i'm confident in who i am as a colorist #i faced some racist racist racist ass shit last month when some alt right weebs found an old post critting whitewashing #like i've gotten dms from people harrassing me about being taiwanese #but tumblr is so lowkey while twitter will blast qrts in your face going “this guy hates you for your basic ass anime opinion” #and i'm like hm. :/ #idk thanks for being chill in general guys. except with the miyazaki post that was a toilet overflow #best thing about tumblr is how easy it is to ignore weirdos or weirdly aggressive people #i'm still gonna post art there but really just art. it's more destructive than constructive to use twitter as a discussion space now

[artofalassa]

The Bike

Part five of Wolfwood Lives AU! Sorry it took me so long, but have a familiar face and lots of hugs as an apology!

Part ONE | Part TWO | Part THREE | Part FOUR | Part SIX

#vashwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #livio the double fang #trigun #trigun maximum #wolfwood lives au #i'm very dumb about details so Livio SHOULD have long hair #i spent half the summer fighting myself about it #then I decided I wanted the scruffy bear instead #look it's five years later #maybe he cut it again #las!art #thank you everyone who still read this thing #it's been a long break #lots of love

[ssstrawberryflowers]

another date, this time with ferrie

+croissants that shall unfortunately be given to filth

#ultrakill #gabriel ultrakill #ferryman ultrakill #v1 ultrakill #gabv1el #ferrygabe #ferrygabv1el #v1gabe #fan art #my art #would've drawn a background in the second one if i knew what to choose #also the stores in the first one are just. first thing that came to mind #in the third one Gabriel is fidgeting with his loincloth btw #make of that what you will #i am aware i drew ferryman's holy cloth like shit in that same first one i'm sorry #he/him ferryman btw; just dresses femme #i sometimes feel so dumb drawing stuff like this #like “why are you drawing this about ultrakill this makes no sense it's stupid unrealistic oversugary mush you fucking dumbass” #yeah. that's how it goes in my brain lol

[wahwahmoment]

good morning wyllstarion nation

#baldur’s gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 #astarion #astarion ancunin #wyll ravengard #bg3 astarion #bg3 wyll #wyllstarion #wyll x astarion #astarion x wyll #JUST COVERING ALL MY BASES HERE #ANYWAY HI THIS IS SO DUMB I'M SORRY #these two have been rotating in my mind CONSTANTLY i had to do something about it #cryptk.png #<- that's my art tag :D #OH RIGHT I ALMOST FORGOT #BLOODFRONTIER #THAT;S THE NEW ONE GOING AROUND #editing this years later #bloodpact #apparently that's one of the main ones too

[heavendraven]

[REACTION SPEED - IMPOSSIBLE] Gracefully step OVER the cat

#my art #kazuma asogi #dgs spoilers #kinda but not really #dai gyakuten saiban #the great ace attorney #disco elysium #sorry it's been a while. it's my last finals week of my college career and I'm so damn tired #finished disco elysium recently and I have such insane brain worms about it. especially about jean #figured this style would be good for rendering practice and it turned out better than I thought #this is dumb lmao. hope too many people haven't done this already #also yes I gave him the vicquemare square as a background. don't worry about it #bro did not do enough speed before this check smh my head

[captainhysunstuff]

22 more images (with some saucy shenanigans and immature "seduction" tactics towards the end) below the cut:

Ryuk makes his grand return and is brought up to speed with Light and L's immoral union. The date seems pretty successful~.

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#drawn by me #my fanart #my fancomic #Death Note #The Chain #lawlight #Light Yagami #L #Ryuk #smooch #saucy shenanigans #suggestive dialogue #Ryuk third-wheeling~ #L meets Light's quirky-deadly roommate #henh not much to say about this one. basically a continuation of the previous entry despite the absurd update gap. #I've lost the ability to keep anything brief anymore~ #L seems a bit out of character with his willingness to go with the plan huh? And don't you think he'd have gotten used to Light's teasing b #now? Maybe it hits a little different knowing for a fact that it's coming from Kira's mouth directed towards him of all people~ #Also the picture where Ryuk is saying he'll scram when things get heated is probably my favorite drawing of him that I've done! #he was so intimidating to draw especially over and over in comic form. such a far cry from my usual human style #but like all things I gradually became more and more comfortable drawing him. I'm very happy about that! :) #I have a dumb idea/headcanon concerning the nerds' first copulation attempt~. #if I decide to include it here I will definitely try to age restrict it even though it won't necessarily be graphic. #don't wanna get in trouble lol #I have more trouble drawing spicy scenes than I do with shinigami subjects XD #tw: food issues #they both eat the sketchy 'apple' to prove they're not cowards... despite it not being the smartest idea in the world. >_>

[lycorim]

Iron Islands naming conventions are soooo funny because on one hand you have the most viking-ass names that ever did exist you've got Stygg you've got Gelmarr you've got Harl Jorl Qarl you've got Ragnor. A good number of them overlap with Freefolk names (idk what to do with that information either). But then a small handful would better fit in a Jane Austen novel with how fucking posh they sound in isolation. This is a post about Tristifer Botley.

#asoiaf #iron islands #valyrianscrolls #tristifer botley #and i don't know what the fuck balon was doing naming his son after a Stark king who fought AND WON!!! a war against the Ironborn #bc that's the only other Theon we ever hear about in the books so like. what else am I supposed to assume GRRM. what #EDIT: there were ironborn Theons too actually I'm just dumb!! balon gets a pass this once!

[asleepinawell]

not out of zodiark jail even five minutes and he’s already dragging him

#final fantasy xiv #final fantasy 14 #ffxiv #emet selch #emet-selch #hythlodaeus #ffxivedit #gamingedit #myedit #mp #hyth u absolute gremlin #hades in the aetherial sea watching this like....i'm going to kill both of them #endwalker #endwalker spoilers #something i always found hilarious was when you summon the boys for meteion hades spends the first 5 minutes ignoring everything going on #to rant about venat #that guy #love him he's so dumb

[crehador]

me ferally writing fic based solely on vibes after only one episode of buddy daddies aired:

rei in episode two:

guess who psychically divined that shit (¬‿¬ )

#crab watches #buddy daddies #i wrote so much bullshit after only one episode aired #that i was expecting to be wrong about so many things #and of course yeah i was #but i was also right about surprisingly much? #when miri went for that chair #i was like my god #this little chaos gremlin would totally climb a stepladder if left unsupervised #anyway #rei: i'm not your papa. just rei. #me: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY YOU DUMB FUCKING HORSE

[somnimagus]

did some vesperia chibis, i always forget how happy i get drawing these guys. i love them dearly

[id in alt text]

#tales of vesperia #tov #tales of #the raven chibi's kinda old though. but i wanted to draw the rest #i do feel a little bad cause i always forget patty when i draw the whole cast. have to make myself add her in #mostly because i played tov years before the definitive edition; wee lass does not feel real #though honestly all of def edition just feels like a fever dream. people who played that version first/only: #did you notice yuri gaining an almost southern(?) drawl at random. and did it drive you insane #the way he says flynn. flyeahn. it's burned into my mind #and flynn's just like. yes yuri my best friend. you have sounded like this the whole game. you are not a frankenstein of 2 voice actors #fan art #my art #sorry that was probably super off topic; i just still think about it all the time. and i think i'm a little scatterbrained recently #i've been making time to draw and think about dumb things so i don't just sit and doomscroll all day

[icantdothistodaybruh]

yea sooooo I may have or may have not watched and instantly rewatched all kuro musicals in existence in a spawn of one week and now have roughly 40 screenshots to redraw from

I think I might be insane or something

#it's all sebaciel of course #god I wish I could erase my memory and rewatch the most beautiful death and tango on the campania #the latter I watched like 3 times but death I found a long long while ago so now it must've been my tenth or so rewatch #and I'm still so not normal about the final song and overall parallels between sebaciels and alan x eric i'm fijsdfdjfo #and sebastian is so dumb he is sO BLIIIINDDDD IT'S CRAZY #“me? going against my nature and principles over some tiny human? I could neve-” yeah bro mhm talk about it after the gwa and rciel reveal #also fellas is it gay to *pretend* to try to wake up your master just so you can have an excuse to carry him? #and then sing about how every night you fantasize about kissing him and holding him? #is it fellas?? #and the whole scene of alan's death when in his memories he and eric VERY PLATONICALY look at falling petals and he goes #“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :)” #and fucking moments later sebastian kills eric the souls are flying everywhere just so ciel could go #“ah so beautiful it looks like snowfall :|” #I'm going fucking insaine I hate it here every time is like the first #"some things are simply meant to be beautiful” proceeds to STARE AT CIEL FOR A GOD DAMN ETERNITY #I can't I literally can't I'm miserable #sebaciel #was so busy with my rant I even forgot to include the tag at first oh my god

[chronicowboy]

buck and eddie's conversation on the fountain in merry ex-mas gets infinitely funnier to me every time it's like: your estranged wife who you're sleeping with on the DL comes to your place of work and announces to your nosiest co-worker and best friend that you can't talk without fucking, your platonic male bestie ✨ is absurdly quiet about the whole situation which is very uncharacteristic of him so you invite him to bring your son to a mall santa whilst wondering if you can ever trust your wife with your son again, once said child is out of hearing distance you bring up your bestie's silence, bestie replies that it's none of his business and you agree in a way that sounds like you're begging him to question every life decision you've ever made before immediately launching into a full explanation of the situation despite no homo bro sitting there awkwardly listening after doing the absolute Most to avoid this conversation because he's been talking about the situation with his future brother-in-law whilst christmas tree shopping, then he commiserates with you about the never-ending complications of sex with women, both of you are exactly three seconds away from wondering aloud whether sex with men is simpler, but then your son returns from santa's village with an elf who will tell your work husband that the two of you have an adorable son and he will skip away without denying this. just normal best friend things <3

#sami rambles #sorry but eddie amuses me so much in that scene #aloof secretive resigned eddie diaz just straight (ironic) up begging buck to call him out on his possibly dumb decisions #the conversation is insane #eddie: not gonna say anything?? #buck: its none of my business 🤐 #eddie: you're right its not #buck: i know #eddie: idk why you brought it up #buck: You brought it up #eddie: im not gonna tell u anything buck its none of ur business #buck: that's what i'm saying!!! #eddie: good 😤 so anyway lmfao get this- #LIKE ??? #they're both so deeply pathetic in s2 #why do they swap personalities for a scene and act like their about to die under the weight of their big man crushes #911 show #evan buckley #eddie diaz #buddie #buck x eddie