#idc idc he served tho

[emcads]

so. been thinking a lot about pre-uniform naval years and how the noun is also an adjective and what that means vs the motley crew. how england’s maritime power was intertwined with piracy for much of its early years but turns her back sharply on the privateering system just prior to when navy uniforms are first introduced.

#honestly from a purely logistical and basic 'audience knowing what's going on' standpoint the navy can't *not* have uniforms in potc #(even tho not having them would make them very similar to the pirates including during acts of violence which is of course the point) #but james norrington is so interesting because he's coming of age right during this transition. *right* when governors are not supposed to #be personally partnering with pirates anymore and now have the authority to hang at a distance from england #(you can assume that's why governor swann was installed in the first place. clearing out the corrupt PR governor and replacing with new. #with a bright promising honorable navy lieutenant to enforce the new justice) #and he's swallowed all this rhetoric open-mouthed. because before the crossing one can assume he heard plenty of complaints about corrupt #officials making deals with pirates to serve themselves and costing the london investors money when the ships go down. #but its still very new and none of it is *really* cemented yet. which makes it so fun that the back part of his arc is this faith dissolving #+ becoming self-serving. #not even back part of the arc it's already dissolved by the time he says he can afford jack one day's head start. something that makes no #sense if you regard pirates as beasts not worthy of the graces of 'civilized' enemies. #AND THEN he chooses capital ... just like England ... over pirates ... #✘; I HAVE SEVENTY TWO EXAMS AND I HAVE NOT STUDIED FOR ONE ( ooc ) #this has no sense of coherency but idc i think it's something so im gonna post it anyway

[luffyvace]

BUGGY HEADCANONS

Wrote this on a whim when I remembered how much I liked this guy 😎

Buggy stans, assemble!!

I love buggy and I don’t talk about it enough

but like he needs more screen time

he has a decent amount I just wanna see him more :)

onto hcs!

buggy is a guy who wants to be confident but isn’t so he fakes it but you can tell

at first he’s just as phony towards you but as time goes on he opens up to you

you try to convince him he can be himself around everyone, especially his own crew he but still thinks he has to put on a show

its what he does best afterall!

buggy is subtly physical affectionate, for example, resting his hand on your waist

or putting a hand on your head

him being more flashy would be giving you a big kiss

he dips you and makes a “mmmmwah!” sound so you know it’s for show when in public

other times he does it to be playful

Another grand love gesture he does is sit you on his lap or shoulder

the man’s got some good muscle so he can hold you not matter your weight 💗

He likes make a game or show out of a lot of things you do for fun

he won’t do it if it bothers you

but he makes you laugh so much how can you not like it??

buggy doesn’t really like anyone seeing him without paint/makeup on

he gets up like really early, around 4-5 to do it

he doesn’t even want you to see very often

he says he doesn’t feel ‘buggy’ without it

ngl cabaji and mohji are wonder how buggy bagged you?? 🤨🤨

like your so fine (yes you are idc abt your opinion of yourself, You. Are. Fine.)

lowkey buggy be wondering too..😗

buggy always talks to you before bed.

he like, caresses your hair and whispers in your ear

he’s not tryna do it in a suggestive way

like in a way where he’s trying to comfort you or lull you to sleep

”how’s your day been lovely?”

“I wish I coulda been there to punch that sucker in the face. you did not deserve that.” /

“That’s good honey, why don’t you go ahead and get yourself some sleep?”

“What about me? Oh sugar don’t worry about me, you just go ahead and get some shuteye”

he kisses you atop your head as you two snuggle up and fall asleep

YOU GUYS ARE SUCH A CUTE COUPLE

just for the record it took a WHILE before buggy got that smooth 😊

like he had to get comfy in the relationship before he could even think to say any of that without cringing at himself

at first he was a lowkey stuttering, blushing mess

buggy enjoys if you help him wash his hair, especially the part where you massage his scalp 😍

he loves it,

it’s his favorite part

if you wanna do his makeup tho..😗

your gonna need the rest of the crew to pitch in on a plan to capture all of buggy’s separated limbs for that one 😋

courtesy of the straw hats for giving you that idea

he’ll grumble and frown as you wash away his old makeup and apply a fresh layer :)

he’s not mad at you tho

He’s just going to kill his men once your finished 🤗

buggy is a pirate captain so he likely has a ship cook

which be thankful for that..

becauseeee this man could probably never cook in a million years..

anyway buggy’s main love languages are physical touch

because it’s easy to display his love for you

and sometimes he would make a show out of it ;)

acts of service

because I mean he just oh so loves to serve his sweet darlin’!

he lives for it even!

he lives to bring people joy and laughter from his shows

why would that be any different, especially with you??

and gift giving too

this is mostly for if he has a more so materialistic/superficial s/o

who likes the luxurious life and being pampered

or he might just get you stuff to see that big ol’ smile of yours 💛

he may be a coward sometimes

but he’s always a man in the sense of being a gentleman

It happens a lot but he gets really upset when his crew ruins what was supposed to be a romantic date for you

like picture it: everything’s going well

your dressed up and feel confident and buggy is too

you both sit down at a private reservation to a restaurant he rented

he takes your hands and kisses them as you both giggle and stare at each other, with hearts practically in your eyes

then the waiter comes in :)

*sniff sniff* “what..can I get you?..” 😢

”CABAJI?! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE WHERES THE WAITER??”

”well you said do anything possible to rent this place since we didn’t have enough money..*sniff* so we had to sell Richie” 😭😭😭

”ARE YOU SERIOUS?! SO WHERES THE STAFF??”

”well you said you were renting it out so they thought you needed it for a party or something..not for a date” *sniffles*

buggy was practically on FIRE 😂

all bro wanted was a romantic date

but instead he had to go search for a LION 🤦‍♀️

Well you spent the rest of your day tracking down the restaurant staff and richie

and trust me that was a hassle

Everyone was tired and ready to give up but cabaji kept begging and crying

eventually you found the restaurant staff!…..forming they’re own circus..with richie..who was also crying

you had to fight the staff to get richie back

and they were unexpectedly strong

yeah at the end of the day you and buggy were tired and went to be early

he keeps it in his notes never to ask his crew to help him with a date again..

LOL

another topic :)

i feel buggy would really like receiving massages

like back/shoulder ones specifically

rub some lotion in his back and that’s the ultimate way to calm a angry buggy 💗

he really appreciates when you do this

he’ll return the favor too

more likely to come in the form of gifts than another massage

but if you state that’s how you’d like to be repaid he wouldn’t mind at all

in fact he’d be quite good at giving massages

especially since he can simply separate a hand or too so he can continue to manage his crew 💖

buggy likes to put you in his acts

He teaches you everything he knows and is really proud of you when you impress the crowd or master a skill

he’s very supportive and patient in that sense

and when I say the word ‘patience’ is reserved for you I mean it

he prioritizes you a lot even if he can’t afford the L he’s about to take in order to impress you

refer back to the failed date where he couldn’t actually rent the restaurant

🤪

and don’t get me wrong buggy isn’t broke or anything

it’s just he gets expensive when pampering you

like buying you lavish resorts, cruises and any other thing you could possibly want

he thinks you higher than him, better.

And in a attempt to get you to stay he gives you reasons!

lavish dates! Comfort! Happiness and laughter!

a part of him thinks you’d leave if he didn’t do those things

that you wouldn’t love him for just him and that it must be for the show

later on in the relationship when he explains that’s how he feels and opens up to you

you’ll definitely reassure and correct him about your love for him

that you’d love him even if he was a bum, nobody and total loser

he tries not to tear up but he’s tearing up

btw if you don’t like being in the spotlight/stage

he doesn’t mind :)

will occasionally try to push you out of your shell—

“your a star baby! Your meant to shine!”

”people would love you! You should at least try!”

—but he won’t force you <3

he’ll give you a front row seat to his acts and look for you to see if your smiling/laughing during the big act/climax of the show

he definitely values your opinion way over other’s and a lot of the time even his own

even more so if your intelligent

he might ask you to at least be a volunteer for his acts even if you prefer to be in the crowd

and you accept sometimes, to make him happy 😊

or maybe you work backstage!

like on spotlight or curtains!

maybe you made the props, if your an artist you may have painted them!

He compliments you on it too!

”ya worked wonders with that spotlight baby!”

“Really all I did was move it around..😅”

“Still ya did great! You’ve got a great sense of timing!

Or it may go more like this:

“The props looked wonderful tonight hun!”

”really? Thanks! It took a while!”

”hard work shows! almost stood out more than your smilin’ face in the crowd, my dear!”

WHO KNEW I COULD WRITE FOR BUGGYYY 😍😍

I LOVE THE WAY THESE TURNED OUT!! SO PROUD OF MYSELF 💪💪

Hope you enjoyed the hcs :) I really liked this experimental style I did<3

#anime #anime and manga #luffyvace #anime headcanons #one piece headcanons #fluff headcanons #one piece #one piece x reader #buggy pirates #buggy the clown #buggy one piece #buggy x reader #captain buggy #op buggy #buggy d clown #buggy x you #cross guild #x gn reader #gn reader #gender neutral reader #gender neutral post #cute headcanons #fluffy headcanons

[another-lost-mc]

when i think of obey me these days all i can think of is angst.

Angst and Barbatos. not angst with him tho 🥺🥺

MC is just.... she feels so alone, like no one gets her(them? idc-) like every person has no clue how exhausted she is. and they keep adding to her pain and exhaustion

But then theres Barb who watches as MC curls into his arms willingly and pours all of her woes out to him.

i love hime<3 ✨🌙

a/n: I love him too. 💚

the night is young | barbatos x reader

0.3k words | sfw (suggestive) | gn!reader | domestic fluff

The best part of his day begins at nighttime. The soft buttery leather glove radiates warmth where his hand rests gently against your back. He offers a small but genuine smile when he leads you to bed and watches you sink into the plush mattress. The edge dips under your weight, and he lowers himself gracefully to the floor in front of you. He kneels at your feet and rests them comfortably on his lap. It's been countless nights since he first started doing this, and he knows what you like and how to interpret your reactions when he touches you like this. Sometimes he tickles your feet just to make you smile, or he massages them if he knows you're weary and sore after a long day.

Once he's sure that you're relaxed, he leans his weight against your legs and closes his eyes. He enjoys the tranquility of your fingers carding gently through his hair while you talk quietly to each other. It melts away all the stress and responsibility he tries not to think about when he's with you. Your words are a balm for his tired soul, your touch a reminder of the feelings that bloom for you deep within his heart.

Sometimes sleep casts its veil over you both and he falls into dreamless slumber once he lays you on the bed and draws you into his arms. Sometimes heat flickers in your eyes and stirs the flames in his own; he spends a little more time on his knees while he pushes your legs apart and indulges himself in the sinful sweetness between them.

When he leads you to bed for sleep or sin, he proves his love for you; when nighttime falls, you're his to serve.

#obey me #obey me barbatos #obey me barbatos x reader #barbatos x reader #obey me x reader #x reader #gn!reader

[rottingglitter]

recently got into rdr2 and here are my thoughts

• I call Dutch “mommy dutch” because him and Hosea are the parents of the group (and jacks grandparents ofc ofc)

• even tho I call Dutch “mommy dutch” I think Hosea is the “mother” of the group

• Molly O’Shea is so very absolutely dear to me I love her so much although I love Dutch I HATE HIM for the way he treated her

• Charles and Arthur are gay fr fr idc idc

• John is the BIGGEST SLUT I’ve ever seen with his unbuttoned shirts COME ONNN

• Dutch and Hosea are together idc idc they’re my fav lesbian couple

• LENNEHHHH MA BOYYY

• MICAH YOU WHORE GET THE FUCKKK OUT

• i love love LOVEEE Karen omg she’s my fav too

• Sean </3

• you think Arthur has panic attacks? I do. I very much so do. And this isn’t me trying to “infantilise” him I think he has “inside panic attacks”. He doesn’t show it on the outside but inside OOOH BOY. A lot of his scenes are so so so sad I remember looking in a mirror in the valentine hotel and he just said AWFUL THINGS about himself

• they’re all a happy family and nothing bad ever happens the end.

• Mrs Grimshaw serves cunt. I will defend her with my life.

#red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #dutch van der linde #hosea matthews #john marston #micah bell #Karen jones #sean macguire #they’re all so dear to me #they’re a big happy family with no issues at all.

[rosemariad]

Supernatural season 14

Oh boy!

So Alt-Michael has taken over Dean’s body and absconded to parts unknown - what an unprecedented plot twist who could’ve possibly seen this coming, certainly not Dean, the one guy who doesn’t trust angels and has a history of being short-sighted & making shitty deals.

Since this is season 14, and there’s only 1 more season after this, I presume Dean will never grow out of these bad qualities 🤦🏾‍♀️, so…moving on.

Check you out Sam, leading your new band of hunters, like some sort of Hunters Incorporated©️. I’m glad Sam gets to spend more time with his mom, but he won’t let her take care of him 😔😭

Was it me or did that Michael & Anael scene feel like Jensen x Danneel role play 🤣 - at least when he caressed her face. Like really bro? I don’t think the scene would’ve played out that way if the actors weren’t actual husband and wife 🤣

Shoutout to Supernatural for keeping Mark Pellegrino employed lol 😂😂 cuz I don’t see Why the fuck he’s still around if the devil is supposedly dead - wasn’t Mark P. also doing 13 reasons why around this time?? Anywho, Nick, luci’s longtime vessel, isn’t dead???? What does Nick have that jimmy novak didn’t (or literally any other angel vessel for that matter) — plot convenience? That must be it 🤣🤣🤣

Cas honey, why are you letting these demons beat you up? Cuz Dean is gone on your watch? cuz im sorry there’s no way im believing Cas was weaker than all them demons. That’s also plot convenience IDGAF!

After yet another demon-hunter showdown, Mary and Bobby are spotted sharing a beer & flirting…I wish John were around to see this AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Oh Jack, poor guy feels worthless for having no power. He should’ve been like ‘Castiel what’s it like being worthless?’ since that was Castiel’s arc for a minute too, which again fuck Supernatural for. Cas had like 1 badass moment last season when he fried Donatello’s brains but that’s it. Meanwhile Nick totally called Cas out, bringing up Jimmy again and driving that guilt straight into Castiel.

Alt-Michael is recruiting?? Brief Dean cameo in 14x02, you give him like 2 lines, wow 😒. Even Sam got more screen time in 5x22 swan song…but Dean suddenly comes back at the end of the episode???? Nah, bullshit!

Also lol karma for Dean in 14x02 when Jack is like, ‘Dean doesn’t matter’, Michael has to be stopped. Ahahahahahahaha. He was the so called pragmatist when it came to Jack, now it’s Jack’s turn. Castiel’s face when jack said it tho…

Dean got stabbed by AU Kaia? What?? Oh look yet another instance of Dean running away from his problems and pain and being a dick to Kaia (though she's technically a different person) again! Good for you tho AU Kaia for giving Dean a taste of his own medicine and telling him off.

Bobby leave Sam alone, I’m here for his captain my captain era. The lovable giant is doing his best!

So some necromancer gets away from Jack & Dean but we’re not gonna see her again, right??? There’s just a little over 30 episodes left in the show at this point. They probably didn’t know that at the time though.

Shoutout to the devil for basically condemning his child to die from a lack of grace :/ while Cas was able to survive (cuz plot convenience most likely) Jack as a nephilim was unable to do so. Gabe’s spare angel grace couldn’t help (I wonder if he were still alive in canon, if it would’ve made a difference. Oh well).

So this is where Cas made the deal with the empty (yes I know about it, how doesn’t everyone that shit went viral the very night it originally aired amidst the infamous nail-biting 2020 election week), tumblr is still serving the memes to this day.

Cas doesn’t want the Winchesters to know cuz Dean 😭 idc, if I was Jack I would NOT keep that secret. Dean would know IMMEDIATELY.

I think more angels died, but heaven hasn’t fallen yet…right? They keep coming back to that. Hm…

Nick’s arc is…bleh. Pretty sure in his desperation he just brought Luci back from the empty…welp. I guess when you’re an archangel who was predestined by God to fight in a fateful epic battle against your big bro, you just get certain perks in the afterlife 😒

Sam doesn’t want Alt-Charlie to go when its like bro! She. Is. Not. Charlie!!! For fuck sake guys SMH, let her live her fucking life! God forbid she want to run away to fucking safety and not die bloody like her counterpart 🤬

Bobby and Mary run off to a cabin for weeks on end 😏😂 to recuperate, sure Mary 🤣

Garth is back! Working as a spy for the Winchesters, oh dear Lord no. I know he makes it to season 15 but maaaan I don't like this….

The nerve of Dean to challenge Alt-Kaia to either hand over the weapon or kill her. What if she just killed him? Also, can't they just replicate the weapon for their own uses? All they would need to do is ensure they're using the same materials Kaia did when she forged the weapon in her own world.

How many hits to the head is Sam supposed to fuckin' take? I feel like it's happened more in this season alone than the entire show so far? He should probably be dead at this point 🤣

Jack got taken, oh no! why didn't Michael kill him? To take him as a ward? Seriously? Whatever.

And it turns out the past episode was a long con to get Dean right where Alt-Michael wanted him. I know there was a catch to him letting Dean go in 14x02.

So Alt-Michael chose to trap Dean in…contentment? With Pamela Barnes? And they weren't even a couple, just friends. She called him out on something.

Why not have him be with a real girlfriend of his, like Lisa or even Cassie? I’m supposed to believe Dean's dream is an unsuccessful bar living out his days with a platonic lady friend??? Really??? Bullshit!

John returns for the final time to go back to 2003? Okay. His hair is cut and grayish. Lol so I’m gonna see that as John gained some weight (from food/drink or muscle training idc) and dyes his hair black but the root are grey and come out every so often 🤣 but yay JDM I wish you had been in more episodes! Oh well.

So no one’s gonna talk about:

a) Adam’s existence

b) Bobby X Mary or how Bobby essentially replaced john as the father/husband by getting involved with Mary AND being a surrogate father to Sam & Dean (with a clear preference to Dean but whatever)

I’d care more about Sam & John’s convo if we had more time with them together on screen. But it was nice to see them squash their beef.

Dean & John’s convo was faaaar too brief. But insightful to their relationship. John wanted dean to have a family, echoing his wishes for his eldest in season 1 in his convo w/ Sam.

But Dean was like I have a family 🥺 my emotions!

Back to the Michael bullshit – a fight with a gorgon fucked up his containment so he literally broke out of Dean's body and killed all the hunters who were conveniently at the bunker when they brought an unconscious Dean back there. Even poor unfortunate Maggie. For a second I thought Mary would be there since Maggie mentioned she was on her way back but no, he ended up possessing Rowena.

Then they bring the old angel torture device of disabling our heroes' ability to breathe, like in the season 5 premiere, making them blind (that's new) and making them hurt.

Jack gets his chance to take Michael down, and takes his grace??????

Oh Sam bby, it's not your fault. Those people were doomed no matter what. TBH I'm surprised they lasted this long. But cuz he's a Winchester and he was raised by Dean & they've rubbed off each other too much at this point (nobromo), he decides to focus on yet another case even when Dean himself isn't willing since big bro has pointed out they have done 3 cases back to back. They're not the young men they used to be lol.

Cas goes with Sam to a milkshake town and given his legendary levels of awkwardness he's immediately seen and called out for his inherent queerness by the townsfolk (in all senses of the word).

Aw Sam wants to stay, ofc he does. This town is simple and peaceful. He could use some of that. Too bad this place is making people's heads explode.

This is why we can't have nice things.

Ah subtle there Supernatural, making Jack, a Nephilim who's the offspring of the devil himself choose between angel and devil food cake 🤣 Dean why would you put him in that position?

Cas why you gotta be snitching on Sam to your boy bestie like that 🤣 – typical boyfriend tomfoolery

Oftentimes since Jack started in this show, he's felt like an intern and 14x16 is one of those times. They don't wanna bring jack along so they think to leave him alone doing chores. Good Lord.

Oh honey Sam you didn't have to tell the sheriff you're not FBI, just stick to the monster stuff. He knows what's up.

And Jack sweetie pie you don't need to impress those kids. He should be hanging out with kids his own age. Just Jack with a bunch of babies 🤣. So cute! My headcanon is that he can actually talk to them. At least then it wouldn't have ended with a stabbing. Thankfully he cleaned up his mess, even though the local kids are terrified of him. It’s a shame he doesn’t have friends. If only he was allowed to have Claire in his life.

They finally resolved the Nick storyline (I hope) by killing him off via Jack but Mary is not happy. She’s concerned. She’s been concerned about him the whole frickin episode since he sassed her as they tried setting up a game night with Dean.

It’s like these people keep forgetting what Jack is capable of.

He didn’t have to relish the kill though. On the other hand, it felt like Mary’s concern was a bit much — if it were me I would’ve kept my mouth shut as to not upset a powerful fledging being into killing me by accident.

So Mary dies…again.

This is also why we can’t have nice things. I know Dean’s never gonna let this shit go. Sure Cas has fucked up a bunch, but killing a direct blood relative of Dean’s…nope. That’s unforgivable. I know they’re not gonna let Dean kill off a kid but I know he’s NEVER ever gonna forget Jack’s role in Mary’s (second) demise.

Why couldn’t you leave the boy alone Mary?!?!?!!?!

The boys show up, did they not circle back to pick up their mother? Seriously? Goodness Lord. So depressing watching the brothers just assuming their mommy’s coming back 😭

Cas (cuz of course this shit went tits up while Daddy was away) calls Dean to get caught up on what happened the last episode and is concerned that the Winchesters left their mom alone with Jack. Then why did you leave him Cas? You could’ve taken him with you. Like it would’ve been better if one of the brothers was alone with Jack? Badasses they may be, but they would’ve ended up just like Mary let’s be honest. The only difference would’ve been whichever brother got got would’ve come back. Mary will not be getting that special treatment…

Jack is tripping out since he murdered his foster G-maw - ends up flying all over the world (so his soul is definitely gone? But if it were gone, would he even care about killing Mary? everyone’s trying to track him down IDK why he doesn’t just destroy the phone he has. We get flashes of Mary & Jack’s time together and technically I believe she spent the most time with him (at least in season 13)

They’re still giving Mark P work on this show making him the manifestation of Jack’s subconscious cuz the kill is driving Jack insane 😭🥺 He’s reacting so much like a little boy who knows he fucked up it that makes this so much sadder 😭 Jack’s being driven mad with grief.

Oh fuck they’re going to where she died. Oh fuck.

WTF is wrong with these people! He’s a fucking boy! A super power nuke of a boy, but still a fucking boy! Like the Winchesters never made a mistake! What about the nurse who got killed in 4x22 by Sam? All the people Dean slaughtered under the MoC, as a demon! That’s just off the top of my head! No but cuz they’re the fucking protagonists 😡🤬

Samuel Winchester you know manipulating this child Is 5 different kinds of fucked up!

Jack why did you call it an accident! Did you not want to use the words murder? Destroyed? Obliterated?

Dean you piece of shit, why are you lying to this boy!!!!!! You know Jack’s desperate to make peace with you, and you lead him to a grave he’s never supposed to escape?! Poor thing Jack was sooo scared!

Sam, the regret is gonna eat you alive! Sam, for fucks sake, SPEAK THE FUCK UP! You clearly got shit you wanna say, fucking say it!

Dean you’re surprised Jack’s going along with it?! Of course he’s gonna go along with it, he wants to please you, you shady, manipulative BASTARD!

That’s right Castiel stand up for Jack since nobody else is willing to!

Oh boy, the celestial boy is freaking out. Claustrophobia was kicking in, this shit ain’t gonna end well. It’s a dark day when a psychological manifestation of Satan is making sense more than everyone else.

I’m not surprised Jack got out though. That box was made for an archangel and he isn’t that. He’s a nephilim, technically a different entity, right? now, the Winchesters have a pissed off mega-powerful creature on their hands. Great job team 🤣

that’s right Jack, give them a piece of your fucking mind! Fuck ‘em up queen.

Oh shit! I’ve watched this part a dozen times on YouTube, the part where jack makes the whole world tell the truth no matter what! Donald trump is canonically Crowley’s bitch! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

All hail the stapler queen! Iconic!

And God reveals Himself, what grand timing! He says He came for Cas’s prayer (but Cas prayed to Him in season 6 too, no?) but then He states the real reason for His arrival — Jack.

Meanwhile Jack went to see his real G-maw, not a good plan Jackie boy. She’s put 2+2 together that her daughter Kelly is NOT ok and now Jack has to confess the truth. (Where’s the dad? Was the actor unavailable or dead at this point?)

Sam was outed to love Celine Dion (I love her two Sammy it’s ok, her songs are AMAZING! My favorite is it’s all coming back to me now, I crush that shit in karaoke.) Dean follows a mommy blog 🤣 of course he does, probably cuz he identifies with her more & loves that her life is so full of shit (like I said, he identifies with her).

God don’t sanction lying, the real God would never do such a thing. Isn’t it like the 6th commandment, thou shall not lie? Like dude, the fuck?!

And no, writing means telling stories that are often made up but it’s not meant to deceive anybody. But Hollywood on the other hand…yeesh.

Dean breaking Chuck’s guitar 🤣

Chuck saying ‘DON’T!’ Having Dean shook 🤣

Why are you asking them how things are, like you don’t know?! You’re omnipotent!

They canonically made the British queen a lizard? Damn. These old Americans (the writers) are dicks!

Finally Sam is speaking up! Thank God!

Dean stop blaming people, Jesus, it was an accident (Jack you phrased it sooooo poorly though)! shout out to Sam for taking it this so well cuz he’s been through too much this season alone. He lost a whole fucking army, then his mom after he got to know her this time! And the concussions! So many concussions.

Angry Cas is sooooo fucking hot 🥵 when he slammed that truck with his fist 😏

Awww the first thing he does when he sees Jack is hugs him. Jack needed that so bad!

The biggest travesty is we never got to see the SquirrelVerse!

When Sam asks if God is watching them — Sam do you even know what omnipotent means?!

It’s just like I said in season 11. God doesn’t owe anyone anything. But everyone owes Him everything. He gave everyone the freedom to choose, for better or worse. But this iteration of who God is seems to watch what people and creatures decide to do with their lives. He made the weapon to see who among Sam, Dean or Cas would take it and strike Jack down.

So ultimately when Dean tracks Jack down and Jack throws Cas into a tombstone and Sam is running dramatically to stop it, Dean ultimately decides not to kill Jack. But why though? He kept talking shit about how Jack needed to be dealt with, but when the moment comes, he won’t do it?! I mean I’m glad but it doesn’t really make sense?!

Was it the puppy eyes? Did Sam teach Jack that trick? But Jack closed his eyes at the last second???

Oh Dean, you’re such a fucking softie. That’s on you God. You made him softer than Mr. Pillsberry.

If anything, Dean is the step daddy. Cas is Daddy. And then there’s Uncle Sam 🤣

Sam is many things, but stupid is never one of them. Naïve maybe, trusting, desperate. But not stupid. And not crazy, this time 🤣

I will say what makes this story compelling is the fact that the Winchesters find themselves locked in a cycle of violence at the hands of their Creator, and they’re refusing to commit further acts of violence in effort to stop it all and rebel against their cruel, dispassionate maker. But they have no means to back it up…today.

Not the Burger King catchphrase🤣🤣🤣

Not Jack being…smote?

Not Dean being yeeted into another tombstone?

Sam, why did you think that was gonna work on God? He made the weapon. You really think He’d make something that could kill Himself? Nah bruh.

So we’ve approached the ending of the penultimate season. 20 more episodes to go! Ah!!!! I’m excited but also not since the ending is what I know (mildly).

Side note - Sam & Dean still don’t know about Castiel’s bargain with the Empty (kinda seems pointless since God killed Jack anyway…Cas basically fucked himself for nothing 🤦🏾‍♀️ [I know how it ends but yeah still])

It’s not about the destination though, it’s the journey (I keep telling myself that).

God said fuck y’all. Shouldn’t’ve poked the bear…now these poor innocent people gonna die like sheep to the slaughter. Y’all got a lot of cleaning up to do and with so little people to help you.

So did God undo all the killings the Winchesters did? Cuz damn….that’s 10+ years of work undone. In 1 moment.

They’re not getting out of the cycle anytime soon.

#supernatural #sam winchester #dean winchester #castiel #rowena macleod #mary winchester #john winchester #jack kline #chuck shurley #destiel #deancas #bobby singer #charlie bradbury #rowena supernatural #supernatural season 14

[pompompuriina]

Who are your top 5 (or top 3) favorite characters each from Jujutsu Kaisen and Fairy Tail? And why you loved them? And your top 5 favorite moments each from both series? Thx :D

yippeee thank you for the askkk :3 here's my top 5 from jjk:

1. okkotsu yuta, fell in love tbh like i was reading the manga and watching season one in 2020 so when yuta was revealed in s1 (v briefly) i got interested and picked the manga up and ooh la la 😻😻 15 year old me was so captivated by this guy like wdym he's super strong, handsome and also an absolute gentleman??? he's literally my bf please 😕💔 i have a type and i'm not ashamed (dudes that are nervous and shy and look like absolute losers but could actually wreck your shit yes sir)

2. nanami kento; bro IS HIM HE GETS ALL THE BITCHES 😤😤 he's lit a gentleman, makes good money, strong AND he's got great looks???? mans cured my daddy issues INSTANTLY, and in season two??? i was going absolutely FERAL oh nooo season two nanami save me season two nanamiiiii

3. geto suguru, are you noticing a pattern here have you seem this guy, like bro was still him even after he defected wdymmm his high school persona is what got me tho 🤭 i can see why he was more popular than gojo, i like adult geto just as much thou because oh my ghee i need that hair routine

4. zen'in mai AND maki, listen bro, i fucking LOVE LOVE LOVEEEE THE SISTERS. idc. i'll stay defending mai, y'all just don't get her like i do y'all domt get her like iiii doooooo 😫😫 i may be a little more biased towards mai because liek i relate to her sm on a different level but hey, sisters. love those two. lit me.

5. mahoraga. i will not elaborate. all ima say rn is: hear me out.

for fairy tail here's my top five and why i love them sm :3

1. erza scarlet, queen is SLAYING. girl's power is literally to serve absolute cunt while beating the living shit out of you??? what's NOT to love about erza? she rightfully has the title as the fairy queen 🤭

2. lucy heartfilia, tbh she's up there because i wanted to spite the immature little boys in the fandom that hated lucy because she was "weak" (bffr my queen is NOT weak) but i actually grew to like her character a lot because lucy has shown herself to have amazing character development, like you go girl

3. jellal/mystogan, listen man i'm an absolute sucker for this guy, he has me on a chokehold 😞 "it was the color of your hair" sir please, sir PLEASEEEE NOTICE ME I HAVE RED HAIR (my hair is pink) (that's it, that's the reason he's so handsome)

4. zeref. ZEREF IS SO UNDErLOVED. when i said i liked guys who looked absolutely pathetic and look like losers i was NOT joking 💀 bro looks like he listens to pierce the veil or panic at the disco (their old music) and vent to the sadder songs but would absolutely fucking destroy you in one touch 😭

5. ok this is controversial...but acnologia. listen. listen. his human form?? just like mahoraga. hear me out. i will not elaborate.

i don't really have a top five moments from either show, unfortunately :( both are equally amazing to me and there's just too many scenes to pick from, i'd be writing an essay 😭 if i had to choose from one thou, from fairy tail is when natsu sees erza crying and absolutely loses it and jjk is actually in the intro of the first season, where itadori is recording everyone it's just so sweet :( the calm before the storm

#juju's.thoughts 💭 #jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk yuuta #juju's love.letters 💌 #juju's.nonnies 💛 #yuta okkotsu #lucy heartfilia #fairy tail #crossover #cursed.talk👻 #fairy.talk👆 #erza scarlet #nanami kento #geto suguru #mai zenin #maki zenin #mahoraga #jellal fernandes #mystogan #zeref dragneel #acnologia #listen just hear me out #PLEASE PLEASEEEE HEAR ME OUT #hear me out #anime and manga

[astrostrudels]

Hi here are my insane valorant headcanons (some nsfw, nothing too detailed)

• Pheonix is really good at fighting games like smash bros, and is only ever beaten by Astra who, despite never really playing them, is unbeatable.

• In that vein, Phoenix and Jett host game nights on Brim’s old Wii he still has for some reason.

• Cypher has cameras set up all over base, and sometimes him and Killjoy will watch the feed like a soap opera.

• Skye usually braids Breach’s hair so he can get that tight braid. Robot arms are cool and all, but not exactly delicate.

• Pheonix is banned from the kitchen. Not for burning shit, but for serving Jett beans on toast with unmelted shredded cheese.

• Killjoy has tried to get other agents into LoL, they all refused.

• Killjoy is also trans idc

• Chamber doesn’t actually know how to play chess. He’s only ever played by himself, and Cypher finds this out when he challenged him to a game when he first joined.

• Neon likes to draw and she’s not too bad.

• Yoru is bisexual but vehemently denies it, even while actively doing gay shit. He could be getting his back blown out and deny it’s anything but straight. That pride flag in his room? He just likes the colors, idiot.

• Chamber is violently lactose intolerant, but he denies it even tho everyone can hear him fighting for his life in the bathroom at 3 am because he wanted to eat some brie earlier.

• Chamber and his double have fucked. That’s it. You saw the fuck me eyes they were giving each other in the cinematic. Foul.

• Sova is not a natural blonde. Skye also helps him bleach and shave his hair.

• Phoenix can play the trumpet.

• Brimstone can’t really cook, but he is a master griller.

• Breach also likes to ride motorcycles. He tried to bond with Yoru over this when he first joined, but he annoyed him so nothing really came from that.

• Brimstone and Harbor do, however, bond over their shared motorcycle shenanigans.

• Minecraft is Sage’s guilty pleasure. She likes to pick flowers and build little cottages. She often plays with Killjoy and Omen, and they have a realm together.

- Killjoy is crazy at redstone. On some Docm77 shit.

- Omen likes to mine.

• They have communal showers. Do with that what you will.

• Yoru and Chamber had a one night stand. Yoru deeply regrets it, Chamber does not.

• As per my (somehow) brimstone approved comic, neons a furry. She doesn’t fursuit, she just likes drawing funny animal guys.

• Killjoy is an mlp fan.

• Back when morbius was a thing, yoru would watch the FUCK out of that movie in the valorant living room or whatver. He was eventually banned from the tv for like a month.

• Viper once hit Chamber in the nuts bc of his cringe ass advances on her. He considers it sex.

#valorant #valorant headcanons #astra valorant #breach valorant #brimstone valorant #chamber valorant #cypher valorant #harbor valorant #jett valorant #killjoy valorant #neon valorant #omen valorant #phoenix valorant #raze valorant #sage valorant #skye valorant #sova valorant #viper valorant #implied shipping #?

[akalikestodraw]

Hi this will kinda serve as my introductory post

(p.s if anyone who knows me irl reads this please don't be a bully or queer phobic about it or tell other people irl about this I'm being serious >:[ )

Names:Aka

Coco,Rusty, Riptide and Moss are other names you can use too(names of kintypes but idc)

My legal name is a big ol' no no >:(

(But if we're moots feel free to come up with some silly nicknames for me :3)

Im a black artist

Social energy: about a 90% rn

Otherkin info and stuff :p

brown/grizzly bear therian and husky therian

Forest dragon(idk if it's a theriotype or other thing tho)

Coastal sea wolf otherlink

Pronouns:it/xe/cub/they/he/any >:3c in order of preference ^

Nationality:LiSwati🇸🇿

Timezone:Central African Time(CAT)

Bday:Dec 15

IM MULTI FANDOM

Fandoms im in include:

The osc,tadc,bee and puppy cat,hilda,kipo and a bunch of other cartoons and stuff

My interests include: crocheting,drawing, animation and playing games(mostly video games) :p

Fav colours are purple ,blue and orange

Also forgot to add this but Im a minor so lets keep thing sfw on here

Dni list:

Nsfw blogs,racists,homophobes,terfs,ableists,zoos, Zionists,pro Israel, proshippers,antitherians,antifurries and any other not morally good people

Art reqs are open :3

But they might take a while so be patient

Lightbulb's dragon design

Baseball's dragon design

Knife's dragon design

Salt and pepper's dragon designs

Pickle's dragon design

Balloon's dragon design

Yinyang's dragon design

Paper's dragon design

Nickel's dragon design

@pebiejeebies is my beloved internet sibling :3c

@homobrainjuice is my silly qpp & lt :3 <3

Find more in this post

Sona refs

Fursonas

#introductory post

[spidergutz-writes]

What are some fluff hcs that you have for any and all of your handsome boys?? How would you spend a day with them? What are dates each of them would take you on?

meadow! Your spoiling me with all these delicious and amazing ideas!!

I’ll actually probably make this in 2 or 3 parts just so I can fit all mah bois :) (if requested, I will also add in some of my favorite gals!)

RED GUY:

Hand holding to the max!!

could be watching the most horrific thing unfold infront of him, and his hand would still be slotted in with yours

making dinner? He’s holding your hand.

watching tv? He’s holding your hand.

sleeping? Yup, he’s holding your hand!

he's a very shameless person when it comes to the softer things in your relationship

will not hesitate to pull you into his lap for cuddles.

also won’t hesitate to cling to you on every part of the day.

your cooking? Well so is he, now.

he loves cooking with you. It’s just so…normal.

normality is not something he experiences a lot, so even when you two are doing simple and mundane things, he enjoys it to the fullest :)

bro's sense of humor is so bad, but it gets to the point where it’s so ungodly terrible, that it becomes funny.

“Hey...what do you call a prisoner walking downstairs?”

“i dunno..What do ya call 'em?”

“..a CONDESCENDING… :D”

he thinks he’s funny, so please laugh :((

dates include him and you cooking a dessert of some sort.

his favorite is making apple cobbler pie with you :3

often you’ll end up with flour hand prints on your ass and some whipped cream on your nose.

he's just a silly guy doing silly things with his ooohh sooo silly partner!!

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JIN BUBAIGAWARA: (what? He dies? No. No he doesn’t. Not here. He lives. That’s the reality we have here. Deal with it. Go argue with the wall idc.)

my sweet sweet baby boy. Where should I start?

okay, before he overcomes his trauma:

Took his mask off infront of you once, and now he can’t stop.

hes addicted to how you kiss his scar

how you coo at him and tell him he’s so handsome 🥺

Will fight for you if it’s serious. He’s still scared he’s a clone :((

will stand up for you tho

anyone says anything bad about you? He’s cursing them out while his alter ego is making weirdly terrifying threats.

”YOU GOT SOMETHING TO SAY, HUH?” “I hope you sleepwalk into oncoming traffic...” “DONT YOU FUCKIN SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PARTNER” “I hope everyone you love leaves you.…”

Dates consist of you two sitting on top of rooftops while having a picnic. Talking shit, cuddling, and eating.

you two end up falling asleep in each others arm a lot, admiring the sunset or the moon.

he is a human heating pad. Like seriously. You don’t need a blanket when he’s around

Loves lying on his back with you laying on his chest :)

is a little shy :(

Thinks you don’t want others to know you two are a thing :(((

but when you hold his hand in public or in front of the league? He melts.

When you first kissed his lips over the mask in public? He cried a little

tears of joy :)

can’t cook for shit. That man burns water.

don’t ask me how, but you tasked him to make breakfast one morning, and a fire broke out.

there was also mayonnaise on your ceiling. Again, don’t ask, not even he knows.

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Simon Riley "Ghost" (this motherfucker doesn't die either. if anyone tells me otherwise, meet me at the Arby's parking lot at 6, BECAUSE I WILL FIGHT YOU)

oh my lawdy lawd. he is just SO FINE, WHERE DO I EVEN START??

this man has issues. he's really touch starved, but doesn't know how to accept any light touches.

he might shy away from your light advancements, because he's so used to any physical bringing harm or ill intent towards him.

but when you kiss his cheek, and hug his (slutty) little waist, he folds like a lawn chair on a hot summer day.

will scream, cry, throw up, roll on the ground, and promptly die if you ever serve him tea in a bowl (the French do this.)

likes to go to the gym with you. he loves to see you work out iykwim.

Ghost has never been a man for soft things, but he Isn't Ghost with you. With you, he's Simon Riley, a man who longs to have a sense of normalcy, a man who wants to take you out to nice restaurants, and a man who wants to bend down on one knee for you, and ask that burning question that lays in the back of his mind 24/7

he wants to do all of those things, but its going to take time. his insecurities tell him you deserve a man who can do more for you, but as always, you wash those thoughts away for him.

for now, his dates consist of concealed places, like the safety of either his, or your home, where he can take off his mask, safely. sitting, watching movies, drinking wine or scotch, and cuddling.

He's a big advocate on "actions speak louder than words" so he doesn't say "I love you" too often, but when he does say it? you better get the tissues. because he only says it during a really vulnerable moment of his, like when he's calming down from a PTSD induced flashback, or a panic attack, or when its late, in the middle of the night, when he knows its just him and his demons awake, with you sleeping soundly in his arms.

believe it or not, THIS MAN CAN COOK-

listen, i know he's British, and i know he's in the military, but that man just radiates "I'll make you a five star meal before i snap your neck"

he is a god when it comes to making steak. give him a basic ass steak, some spices, and a few other side ingredients and he'll give you a true taste of heaven. A taste of heaven from a man from hell.

we love him all the same though <3

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holy fucking hell this took WAY too long, and I took some extra time on Ghosts.

as always, any type of constructive criticism is appreciated, no matter how harsh or small it is <3

#simon riley ghost #ghost x reader #simon riley #cod mw2 #cod ghost #ghost #cod mw2 x reader #cod x reader #red guy x reader #red guy #dont hug me im scared #dhmis red guy #jin bubaigawara #jin bubaigawara x reader #twice x reader #twice x you #twice x y/n

[f0point5]

Sorry for the rant.

I think you all missed the point on kelly. I get what you are trying to say but, it's not her not working that bothers Max fans. It's her claiming she does. The issue isn't what she doesn't or does do. It is her lying about it and making it seem that she contributes to the lifestyle she has, when in reality, she has all of that because of Max (an estimate is that over 60% of her followers are there becauseof Max), because of kvyat and her dad. It's the using of Maxes fame and f1s popularity to her own benefits while claiming she is independent and works for her coin. It's her using "woman in motorsport" when she isn't a woman in motorsport because she hasn't contributed to motorsports in any way, with that she is sending a horrible message to young women in motorsport. That is why people call her a leech. If she acted like, for example, Lily, nobody would call her a leech (even tho she is in a way leeching of alex) because of her gratitude towards what she was given and because she has her own thing.

It's kelly looking for cameras and pushing RB mechanics out of the way so she can have 5 minutes of fame. It's her tagging brands in pictures of her and Max. All props to her on capitalising on her relationship (most wags do the same), but come on.

It's her saying that there are more important things than sim racing and max building his own team, as if that is not Max building his future after f1. (The whole sim racing thing is something people should give Max props for, but people aren't taking it seriously, and she is contributing to that)

With everything she was given, she decided to promote herself, lie, and dragg Maxes name through the mud by being problematic.

As mean, as it is to call her a leech and gold digger, that is exactly what she is. (and most of the other wags are, but at least they aren't making their boyfriends look bad)

Where has Kelly ever claimed to “contribute” to the lifestyle? Someone better pull up with cold hard evidence of her saying she pays for this or that, or something other than her just living her life and people thinking that her influencing somehow infers that she’s pretending to be financially independent.

Go away with this “women in motorsport messaging” garbage. She has no responsibility to send a message, positive or otherwise, to anyone.

“If she acted like”?! The idea that someone should have to act a certain way for people to mind their own damn business and walk away from the content that doesn’t serve them just infuriates me. If you acted like a person with the ability to just scroll past her we would all be having a more peaceful time in the world rn. Nobody owes you a show of gratitude. If you like to only follow people who do that…feel free to do so.

She drags Max’s name through the mud? Or people who don’t like her or her opinions drag her through the mud and Max is dragged by the association that he CHOOSES to have with her?

Not even touching on that (what I assume is deliberate) misinterpretation of that quote in the Time article.

“Mean” is not the word. It’s trashy, it’s misogynistic and it shows a gross disdain and lack of understanding of reality.

I am not that person that’s going to be like “don’t come in the inbox to talk about x person” but I’m being serious if you come in here with this nonsense, save yourself some time and go to another blog.

I don’t like you.

Cancel me for saying it idc the way people have it out for people they are not forced to watch is just creepy to me. Like…scroll by.

And this is coming from a person who doesn’t even like Kelly’s vibe 😂

If you can’t be respectful of people’s right to live how they want then you need to that elsewhere.

#sometimes neutrality is militant #max verstappen #kelly piquet

[astro-inky]

im hoping some of the waves calm down after a couple days of processing the last episode, cause jfc. i truly get feeling sad and hurt at a character death, but i think some people are def um...maybe slightly overreacting?

all these claims about izzys death being another case of burying your gays or that it ruined the show or god forbid comparing it to ACTUAL queerbaiting and harmful shows that have came out in the last couple years. like. thats such a disservice to the rep ofmd has actually served. and in my PERSONAL OPINION i dont think it was cruel or anything like that at all. some yall really making it look like david jenkins is some anti lgbt demon. after everything he has produced with this show, its a bit shocking seeing people react this way tbh. thats just my thoughts tho.

anyways idc im happy imagining izzy reincarnated as a bird and steals stedes bread every morning.

#our flag means death #ofmd #our flag means death spoilers #ofmd spoilers #ofmd s2 #izzy hands #someones gonna try to start s fight i just know it #or not idk ive been in fandom for too long i think #anyways i actually somewhat enjoyed the finale #i just wish hbo didnt fuck everything up pacing wise

[miya-twins]

OsaYachi Brainrot

this may one day be a fic. but probably not so here

so for the sake of this working we assume yachi went to university in osaka, still doing like, marketing & design

and one evening she's just walking home tired from class and decides to buy takeout rather than cooking by herself. it's spontaneous so she just walks into the next building that says "onigiri" on it without thinking about it much

instantly starts panicking when she sees it's basically empty tho like is this even a restaurant? is there real food to be bought here? is this a yakuza front? is she about to get murdered for daring to step in here?

except obviously it's not, and she gets greeted by a cheery "hi what can I get fer ya?". but she startles and squeaks, and then when she hears "oh, aren't ya the girl who" she just panics, hits a chair trying to go backwards and falls over, then scrambles and runs right out of the restaurant.

now osamu is pretty clueless as to what exactly just happened, just that a girl walked into his restaurant, he recognized her maybe as the girl who was karasuno's manager and that he almost hit with his serve like three years ago, and then she screamed and ran back out. and also dropped the wallet she was holding.

and because he's a reasonable person, he doesn't pick up the wallet and waits to see if she comes back, no, he takes it and books it after her

it's not even really night yet and they're in a big city, so they definitely get a lot of stares, and when osamu catches up to her and grabs her arm to stop her from running again he has to very loudly go "you forgot your wallet at my store! you should take it with you before you go!" because multiple passersby have their phones raised to call the cops on him. like sure he's just barely still a teenager at this point and only a year older than yachi, but he's WAY taller and yachi looks younger than she is and also she's probably crying just from the shock

poor girl is so embarrassed by the scene, takes her wallet back and bows like five times in apology for troubling him like this and only then looks up enough to see that oh. she does know who this is

well. as she puts it "oh, you're miya - uh" looks to his hair. not dyed anymore. looks to his chest. no numbered jersey (why would he be wearing that now?). "um. one of them." then immediately apologizes because that's so rude, she really should be able to tell them apart

osamu just laughs it off, gives her his name and introduces himself as the one who used to dye his hair grey and didn't play setter

also admits that he has no idea what she's called either, so they're even

yachi introduces herself and feels a bit more at ease, enough to agree to go back to the restaurant and buy some onigiri which was the original plan anyway

osamu offers to give them to her for free as an apology for spooking her, but she insists on paying, so osamu just hands her some extra ones that are left over that he probably won't sell anyway

yachi leaves with her onigiri, now way too much for her to eat, and shares them with her roommate

both of them are blown away by how good the onigiri are and the roommate is like. idc how much you embarrassed yourself we are gonna go back there. regularly. this is not up for debate.

and like. yeah. those onigiri are worth it. and osamu didn't seem upset or like he was making fun of her either. though she's still 100% sure she completely blew her first real impression on him.

meanwhile osamu's just hoping she likes his onigiri, thinking she's cute and funny

next time yachi goes to get food by herself she actually sits down to eat, and osamu chats with her a little. just casual stuff, what yachi is doing in osaka, kageyama is on the adlers now so he'll play atsumu next week since he's on the jackals, also he wants to know what hinata is doing rn, what do you mean he's playing beach volleyball and learning portuguese to go to brazil?

pretty soon it becomes easy for yachi to come and it's her go to place for comfort food, and she sometimes brings her new uni friends as well

it slowly spreads as a secret tip among the uni students but it's still empty a lot of the time

yachi starts wondering if maybe she isn't the only one not quite sure if this is actually a restaurant and people don't come in since it doesn't really clearly say anything outside

it's on her mind so when she gets an assignment to design a business logo and some ads she does it for onigiri miya

shyly presents them to osamu later and he's like "wow this looks so good you're incredible"

and yachi is blushing cuz he's really close to her looking at it and why is her heart racing like that? she offers him he can use it if he likes, which he refuses because he can't really pay her, but she says she's already made it and got a good grade so. it's not like she did this for money or will get paid if he doesn't use it.

so she helps him get the logo printed for the storefront, and he makes flyers out of her ads, and she draws on a chalkboard he sets up outside.

it ends up helping a bunch more people discovering onigiri miya and boosting business, she also makes him a website later, for another assignment.

and they get really comfortable, just hanging out. yachi doesn't even startle anymore when atsumu randomly barges into onigiri miya cuz she gets used to him. surprisingly she finds the twins bickering soothing. it reminds her of kageyama and hinata. osamu gets drawn into yachi's friend group, so he's not just working or hanging out with atsumu's friends on the jackals all the time anymore. yachi becomes onigiri miyas second taste tester after atsumu has confirmed it's edible.

and somehow, osamu is still surprised when atsumu eventually asks "so when are ya gonna ask her out, huh?"

as if he's not talking about how cute yachi is all the damn time, or how hard she works or how talented she is or how his restaurant seemed quiet and wrong those two weeks she went back to miyagi to visit her family.

it has been suggested to yachi by her friends and roommate as well that osamu might be into her but uh. she has immediately catastrophized all the ways her doing anything about this possibility could end in her social ruin so she has tried not to entertain it. her mother always lecturing her to be careful around men and their ulterior motives and general uselessness probably doesn't help either. and she's gotten a bit more confident in herself but she definitely believes osamu can do better than her.

osamu also definitely believes she can do better than him, look at all those smart, well-off people she's going to college with.

at first atsumu just rolls his eyes at his brother but as he keeps insisting to not do anything about their obvious crushes on each other, eventually atsumu just goes "if yer not gonna ask her out, I will."

and if there's one thing osamu knows about his twin, it's that he'll make good on his threats, no matter how ill-advised they may be. he knows atsumu would do it, and if yachi for some reason said yes, he'd even be a decent boyfriend to her because they're good friends at this point.

so with his hand forced, osamu invites her to come over after closing time, and presents her with a more fancy meal not on the menu and eats with her. it's very date-like and out of the ordinary so yachi does eventually work up the courage to ask if there's an occasion for this. internally panicking thinking she forgot something important the whole time.

osamu blushes and almost chokes but he does manage to blurt out "would you like to be my girlfriend?"

it takes like a couple seconds to compute in yachi's brain so osamu is already backpedalling like "it's chill if not" but suddenly yachi gets incredibly red and stammers out nonsense syllables and just hides her face in her hands cuz she's completely overwhelmed.

osamu gives her a bit of time, then reaches out to take one of her hands and gently pry it away so he can look at her and see if she's alright

yachi just looks at their hands and thinks about how nice and warm osamu's hand feels and how he puts her at ease with his presence. and she nods and squeaks out an "I'd like to" and osamu smiles so brightly she feels like she needs sunscreen to protect herself from it.

then osamu presses a soft kiss to her hand and she almost faints

it takes them like three weeks from this point before their lips touch, and even longer to get any more intimate

atsumu meticulously documents this timeline to embarrass them at their wedding with it. osamu tells him "shut up you don't even know we'll make it to marriage yet" but like. they're gonna get married.

only when they've been together a couple of years and are both financially stable on their own and confirmed their life plans are compatible with each other, but. they do get married. it's one of the best days of their life. (and atsumu is there as best man to go "I told ya so" with the most obnoxious grin possible)

also they have the cutest kids and osamu is the best dad to them but idk maybe that should be another post this one is too long already

#miya osamu #osayachi #yachi hitoka #miya atsumu #haikyuu

[newcomernewcums]

Can I get a combo of "A kiss from someone the other didn't think thought of them that way" "A kiss stemmed from jealousy" & "An angry kiss in the rain" from the Kiss Promt list perhaps? W/ Price × reader idc if it's sfw or not. Ya girl just needs a lil angst 🤤 I may be asking for too much but..😶‍🌫️

two ppl asked for kissing in the rain so i’m combining it into this! Happy valentine’s yall im eating so much chocolate

Price x reader (MOSTLY sfw (i’m reading this back there’s one lil implied fantasy whoops im so sorry im keeping it tho), age difference, lil’ angsty with a happy ending):

He shouldn’t’ve entertained it in the first place. As soon as he noticed the way you stared at him he should’ve pulled you aside, stopped talking to you, anything to nip it in the bud. It’s wrong on so many levels, he’s your superior, he’s training you, he’s…significantly older.

He doesn’t do anything to stop it, though. Can’t even bring himself to care about the age difference when his mind wanders to what his hands would look like wrapped around your waste, what you would look like pressed into his pubic hair, throat constricting around his—

It’s a problem now. He has to shut it down.

It’s valentine’s day and he’s sitting in his office, pouring over papers utterly alone. It doesn’t get to him, really, it’s just… not a fun day.

His head shoots up at a knock on the door, and then his heart sinks as you step into the room. It’s in his stomach when he glances down to see you holding a single rose in a tiny round glass. Where the fuck did you get a rose on base? He doesn’t say anything as you place it on the edge of his desk, stays quiet as you confess your feelings, eyes sweet and hopeful.

Any why wouldn’t you be hopeful? He’s indulged you too much, indulged himself. Allowed smalltalk to led to deeper conversations, let you sit on the roof with him as he smokes, told you to call him John, put his jacket around your shoulders when you got cold. He’s been so fucking stupid, and now you’re here with a red rose on valentine’s day and he has to break your heart.

You’re crying as you leave his office.

He’s pulled to the party against his better judgement. Ends up standing in the corner, talking to Soap and Gaz as he looks at the pitiful cut-out hearts and streamers taped to the ceiling. Last minute decorations since it had to be moved inside when it started raining. He ruefully thinks that that’s apt.

He’s trying to ignore you across the room, stop his eyes from wandering over everytime Soap goes on another tangent. He’s failing miserably. He thought he had more control, but you’re dressed up—taking advantage of one of the only times you don’t have to be in uniform—and surrounded by other recruits. Your friends, he guesses as he pushes down the jealous twinge in his stomach everytime you smile at one of them.

You look…happy. Genuinely happy, the kind of happy that makes his heart skip a beat every time he draws it out of you. That should be good, he knows he should be glad that whatever you were feeling for him was just a schoolyard crush, but it just makes his blood boil.

He tries to convince himself it’s fine. He’s not thinking about you. He’s not regretting every action that led him here—and he’s definitely not thinking about the rose he has tucked in a shelf in his desk where nobody else can see it—as one of your “friends” takes the liberty to wrap an arm around your lower back to lean in and whisper something in your ear.

But his feet are moving as soon as he sees you leave the group, following you into the small kitchen on base, effectively blocking you in as you try to refill your drink.

You feel him immediately, stiffening up, turning towards him with wide and confused eyes.

“John-?”

“Your friends seem pretty comfortable around you,” comes out before he can stop it.

“W-what?” You look cute when you’re confused, nose scrunching up as you take a step backwards. It only serves to make him angrier.

“Just thought you needed a reminder of appropriate relations,” he growls, crossing his arms as your confusion starts to morph into anger, “I was prepared to let your little stunt go earlier, but if you’re slutting yourself out all over base-“

“Fuck you, Price,” you push past him, out the doors towards the barracks. The look on your face is seared into his brain, there was only a second of anger before your eyes were welling with tears and you just looked broken.

He’s chasing you before he can think. The rain is heavy, immediately soaking through his clothes straight to his skin but he doesn’t fucking care. He catches up to you easily, grabbing your arm and spinning you around to say something, but you’re yelling at him before he can figure out what to say.

And he knows he’s cruel, and he knows you should hate him, he knows they were just your friends, and he overreacted, and you don’t say it, but he knows an old man like him really really doesn’t deserve someone as sweet and caring and honest as you. Someone who would confess their feelings on valentines day, who would bring him a flower—nobody’s ever gotten him flowers before—who would stay up late to listen to his old stories, and continue to sit there with him when he got quiet as the memories got too painful.

He just can’t say that. Because he’s too old for you, and it’s not allowed, and he’s too much of a chicken. And you look so beautiful, hair matted to your head, a couple strands sticking to your face as you yell over the rain. So he does the only thing he’s thinking about right now, grabs you by the waist and pulls you in.

You stiffen for a second, hands coming up to his pecs, and he thinks you’re going to push him away, yell at him some more. He thinks that this is all he’ll ever get of you, but then you’re melting against his, pulling him closer, as your lips start to move against his.

Your lips are red and swollen when you break apart, and he can’t tell if the wetness is from the rain or his spit. He rests his forehead against yours, winds his arm around you.

“‘m sorry, ‘m so sorry,” he whispers, hoping that he’ll never have to let you go again.

#ask #valentines asks #john price x reader #price x reader #we love old man price #god im so in the mood to hurt u guys #dw all the other prompts were rly cute and happy (and a lil more slutty)

[real-total-drama-takes]

im bored and kinda high so heres my opinion on all the reboot characters

caleb - is a character

axel - im just as gay for her as the next guy but there's no way in hell she's final two next season lol but i wanna hold hands w her

nichelle- yass girl give us nothing 🥰

scary girl - idc idc she was funny asf but i am glad she went early bc if she stayed any longer i wouldve hated her lol

damien - one of the best things to come from the reboot and yall are doing him a huge disservice shipping him w priya 🥴 that shit is so boring but honestly? there might be something there somebody's gotta make me a believer tho. CONVINCE ME

mk - as a bitter, annoying, sarcastic individual myself i could not stand this bitch omg 💀 her character has a ton going for it but all they did w her is make every single one of her lines sarcastic n shit and i was BORED

raj - dumb gay man i love him

wayne - dumb ace man i love him

ripper - bro just wasnt funy. i dont get why they make characters who just pride themselves in being nasty n shit kind of a waste of development idk

zee - we can all agree that he was great but he gives me early boot vibes for next season bc like if we're demanding development for all the first season early boots then he's just gonna be there ig. dumb can only get you so far yknow?

chase - him and emma both are such wasted potential like BREAK THE HETEROS UP OMG their relationship dragged the second half down so bad like chase is just bad for the sake of being bad. like he wasn't even funny either just a waste of space by the time he was gone 😭

emma - first i'll say im glad we got a plus sized girl w some fucking athletic ability beCause THEY EXIST yay happy but anyway she was so funy until she got back with chase and that whole shit w him throwing that challenge for pizza was so DUMB like she honestly thought he did that shit for her 💀 like she was CONVINCED bro the straight delusion was insane

julia - she was the bad bitch we all needed and deserved but i cannot sit here and let you mfs say that she played the game well bc she absolutely DID NOT. girlie had no actual strategy other than winning and thas not even a strategy. even her trying to "manipulate" chase that one time sucked too lmao. bro her goal was to get everyone to hate her and win out of spite that shit is so dumb but it's so her so idc we love her anyway

millie - there were so many times where i lowkey forget she existed lmfao i don't even dislike her it was just "oh yea she here too lol" but i gotta say it kinda feels like they used her as a scapegoat to make writing her outta the finale easier idk maybe it's just me. but her crying after bowie clowned her ass when she was eliminated was the funnies bit in the entire show i was giggling n shit bc she honestly did that to herself lmao rip

priya - people compare her to zoey and sky way too much honestly (its me, im people) but when you look at it we have a mary sue that was infuriating to watch , the same girl but olympic flavored whos existence i have to be reminded of every two months, and priya. priya is perfectly fine and she was a nice winner even if i knew she was gonna win the second she was onscreen lolZ but when she read millie's notebook and absolutely demolished her ego i was living. like girlie ate her up w absolutely no crumbs left idc

bowie (the real winner) - i was fully prepared and ready to hate this twink istg. like i was in my homophobic era and ready the second his name was called but omg i love him sm. he was the queen i never knew i needed in my life. and to all the mfs who say his gayness is his entire personally have never met an fem black man and it shows 💀 idc what anyone says he's the best writer character in the entire show 🤭 as much as i love him i cannot let his fit slide. the pearls can stay bc those were a serve but the pants??? THE FUCKING PANTS??? THOSE FUCKING FLOOD WARNING HIGH WATERS.?? why would they do him like that omg. fits like that are why we get hate crimed 😔

ok im done good luck to anyone who actually reads this lmao

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#total drama #total drama 2023 #td Millie #td priya #td caleb #td wayne #td raj #td bowie #td axel #td Nichelle #td scary girl #td julia #td mk #td emma #td chase #td zee #td ripper #td Damien

[evren-sadwrn]

john wick antags and wether they’re loser or cunt(help me) (teehee im just a silly girl :3)

- iosef tarasov: loser. biggest loser in the entire movie series i fear

- viggo tarasov: cunt. but like he doesn’t know it. he just wakes up and immediately manages to serve cunt. however he’s loser leaning bc who tf fights the baba yaga in the rain

- ms perkins: CUNTTTTTTT‼️‼️ absolutely no other words she served so much cunt however still manages to be girlfailing

- santino d’antonio: lsoer leaning cunt, however is cuntier than viggo

- ares: girlfailure yet cunt leaning

- cassian: boyloser😔 however idc i love him tho

- zero: he actually serves cunt its insane im tired of pretending he’s not

- the shinobi: boylosers but in an affectionate way. like yeah theyre losers however they get an A+ for trying

- the adjudicator: serving emo corporate goth cunt so hard holy shit goddamn

- caine: CUNTTTTT THE WETTEST MOST JUICIEST CUNT IN THE ENTIRE SERIES

- chidi: guyfailure im sorry

- marquis de gramont: cunt leaning girlfailure. like he ate some scenes but caine and john chewed him up

#also known as a post that would send chad stahelski into insanity!! :3 #john wick

[vergilberg]

welcome to my insane yakuza AU / story / whatever where all of my headcanons converge and i went insane. uhhhh open things in a new window for legibility too?? i might upload the relationship chart on its own eventually tho bc oh boy

have some notes below the cut lol but first.... bonus long haired Kiryu

i’ll go into more detail about this AU and the different stories laterrrr but like here r the bare bones of it

three stories, one taking place in 1969 (Happier Than Ever), one taking place in 1979 (La Dolce Vita), and one taking place in 2022 (Pushing Up Daffodils)

Happier Than Ever is about Kazama and Shimano when they were first sorta getting started and making names for themselves. Young yakuza being horrible and stupid and gay. Inter-clan intrigue / inter-clan espionage sort of vibes. A lot of relationship exploration between Shimano and Kazama. Sohei’s sort of there, Sagawa pops up a few times. We get to see two men go “I can make him better” and then make each other objectively worse. Generational trauma’s gotta start somewhere I guess!

La Dolce Vita is about Yayoi, Kashiwagi, and Sera. It is... more or less them co-parenting Daigo for a few months because of some clan conflict bullshit that made Sohei figure it’d be safer for Yayoi and Daigo to be out of Tokyo. Kashiwagi is sent with her to keep an eye on her, and Sera is serving as a kinda envoy between them and Kazama and Sohei while everything’s dealt with. They become a polycule, there’s a lot of wishful thinking.... things definitely won’t turn out tragically in a x amount of years.

Also Kashiwagi is Daigo’s actual biological dad idc what anyone says

Pushing Up Daffodils is about Haruka post y6 and y7. Having been dealing with Kiryu’s presumed death since he faked it, she now has to deal with the fact that Kiryu’s actually still alive when he goes back to Okinawa. Because of the way she and Kiryu just cannot connect to each other and her frustration with his distant behavior towards her and the other kids, she goes back to mainland Japan to basically shake former Tojo and Omi people around until she can figure out how to fix her family, bc ooooh boy, Kazama actually fucked up Kiryu more than she - and anyone else - realized

It all goes back to Happier Than Ever, unsurprisingly

Finally.... Kiryu confronts his trauma.

#yakuza #rgg #ryu ga gotoku #kazuma kiryu #haruka sawamura #shintaro kazama #kazama shintaro #yumi sawamura #daigo dojima #yayoi dojima #osamu kashiwagi #masaru sera #shimano futoshi #futoshi shimano