#idfk what I’m doing tbh rn

[insertawittyusername]

BONE SOUVENIRS

tw: flesh, cannibalism, blood and gore, horror themes, detached body parts, mentions of abuse, word ‘midget’ used

{finally happy to share my writing 👾 }

He held the severed finger in his fist loosely, the fingernail peaking through the side, the bluish skin contrasting against the pink wrinkles of his scarred palm. The blood had ceased to drip onto the man’s hand, but now it was edged with a drying red thickness, almost like old pizza sauce. The rest of the detached hand was in his backpack, along with the Paris souvenirs and the eyes. The rest of the tourist was unnecessary, and was left peacefully in a shallow hole in the boulders, though the smell would eventually lure something. But that mattered little now. He had to get home.

In a familiar rhythm, the man continued down the rock maze. Ripples and bumps on the rocks spread scratches across his old jacket, taken from a kind Russian tourist’s shoulders, which were taken as well with the jacket, thanks to the overly complicated buttons and his need of a torso for his creations. Today he needed just a pointer finger, a left hand, and a set of green eyes. He would begin to look for some long brown hair tomorrow, and preferably some nice toes – but clean feet were always hard to come by in these mountains.

The mist began to thicken, and the dirt track was beginning to flood under his feet. He could taste the smell of rot and rain, smell the bitter coolness of the rock, hear the wail of the wind high above. A storm was brewing, which meant he should hurry home, but also very beneficial for it would wash away the blood and his footprints. But as he continued walking the dirt track, the rain suddenly began to crash down in great sheets, piercing the left side of his face with its fast torrent of raindrops. Quickly, he moved flush against the rocky walls, its slight upward lean sheltering him due to his dwarfism – a trait that only benefited him in his recent ‘social engagements’.

Directly in front of him, looming up through the thick mist, was the rails of an abandoned rollercoaster and he moved quickly towards it, eager to get back to his dwelling. Running his crooked hands down its sun-bleached structure, he felt the roughness and dimples of the bone-like material. His finger traced the well-known path to the rope concealed in the mist, and pulled at it, wheeling forward a wooden carriage that slotted against the old ride’s surface. Though he did it daily, the task of pushing the carriage onto the rails was always difficult. But with his hunched back bulging, he eventually slid its stiff wheels onto the creaking sides, and climbed into the belly of the carriage. He shoved at the back leaver, and was moving slowly up the first arch. The man’s thoughts travelled to his and Mother’s dinner, wondering what the snares had caught. Tourist hair worked surprisingly well for catching animals, and he had a lot to spare since none of the audience members needed it, but sometimes if he didn’t put enough hair, it would just break and nothing would catch.

He reached the end of the ride, and once again concealed the carriage in the growing mist. Mother had already turned the house lights on, for the tent was aglow with warmth. The man often found that living in a now abandoned amusement park had its advantages, despite it rebirthing awful memories of his time performing there. To him it was too degrading for a performance, and he was treated more like a pet. The Hunchback Midget of the Circus, come see it dance in its cage!

The backpack had begun to weigh him down as he trudged through the squelching mud towards the hair traps, and happily found two rabbits, a snake, three fish, and surprisingly, a two headed mouse, which he would probably stuff and keep it as a gift for Mother. But it was a feast.

Once back at the old Big Top, he pulled aside the heavy curtain door, dropped down his heavy backpack, and reached inside for the hand and eyes.

“Mother, I brought you some new eyes.” The man called out, strolling into the sandy middle. Mother sat in her chair, arms dangling limply backwards and her neck only half attached to her slumped head. With care he lifted her chin, and plucked out her old rotting pair of eyes. That was the only problem with her, and with the audience, they kept rotting, which forced him to keep getting them new body parts, and not just killing tourists and taking their souvenirs as prizes. But he would do anything for Mother, despite what she had done to him that made him end up as a circus pet. He had destroyed the bad Mother, and rebuilt her into what he wanted, and she seemed to love him more for it. He was proud of this feat, not many men could remake the women they loved from collected parts into whatever way he wanted.

“I’m sorry your eyes rotted again Mother. But I got you some nice Paris souvenirs to cheer you up.” He pushed her mostly new eyes into her skull, quickly stitched her neck to keep her head on through the night, and patted her drooping grey cheek affectionately.

The crooked man straightened to his best ability and looked around at his audience. He still needed some more heads and spikes for the second row it seemed, but he was too weary to go to the backroom and gather them. He was content with it not being a full house tonight.

Instead he prepared a fire, and once that was complete, he began to prepare the catch, but Mother seemed very uneasy.

“I understand that you feel apprehensive with fire since I accidently burnt half of you last time I cooked, but I’m more careful now, and besides, we can’t keep eating our audience members. Its bad hospitality.” Mother seemed to calm down at his words, and so he pulled out the severed finger he saved in his jacket pocket and began to chew absentmindedly as he continued to prepare the meat.

“Oh and before I forget, do you think I should put those new souvenirs in that far left corner, near the half built Ringmaster?” He inquired to Mother, smiling.

Mother smiled back at him, and nodded.

#horror #horror story #thriller #first post #English assignment turned into hyperfixation #aaaaah my phones about to die #two headed animals are kinda cool ngl #hopefully this gets on mentally ill queer tumble bc that’s where I am #idfk what I’m doing tbh rn

[goofalicousgooberface]

You're right. I DO want to know your sth headcanons. Hit me with the best you got.

:3333

I think it’d be cute if tails and Sonic found an abandoned airplane when they were on their own and used it as a makeshift house for a lil while so that’s why tails made the Tornado and loves it so much… cuz it reminds him of his childhood idk..

Regular (not yolk city) Metal Sonic would LOVE Rusty rose.. (who doesn’t)

Just now realizing that new yolk version metamy would reverse their dynamic in a way.. cold Amy and light hearted metal sonic

Very silly 2 me Anyway

Barry the quokka loves 60s music… (projecting? Me? Never..)

Sonic 100% stims with his tail. That thing is wagging almost 24/7 no matter what

I think Sonic’s quills would be rlly dirty tbh. Not because he doesn’t shower or anything it’s just that running that fast gets dirt and leaves and stuff stuck in it and his quills have gotten more course bc of it

On the other hand, shadows is somehow ALWAYS. Clean. He’s used to constantly being as clean as possible so Maria wouldn’t get sick from him, and even after not having access to water or anything sanitation wise he’ll still stay pretty clean

Honestly his saliva probably has antibodies and sanitizer or some shit idfk he’s the ultimate life form it makes sense 2 me

ANYWAYSIES! ^^ that’s all 4 now (sorry there’s no art 2 go w this I’m in the middle of a big piece rn)

#not that many bc I forget half of my hcs when I’m asked abt em #sth #sonic the hedgehog #barry the quokka #miles tails prower #shadow the hedgehog #metamy #metal sonic #goober post #Amy rose

[skyss-personal-hell]

As a fellow biter, I loved those hcs sm. In light of this, I present to you another one of my muses thoughts. Ahem, hosing them down with cold water. (P.S I hope you're alright)

-Previous anon

AYYYYYYY IM DOING CHILL RN HBU??? ANYWAYS ILYSM FOR UR IDEAS (/p) MWAHAHAHAHAHAH I’ll do the same characters as last time unless u want others thennnnnn oh well I’ll make more😈 Funny thing I usually listen to Mitski while writing these lol (gotta balance out the sad and silly) anywho I’ve chugged like 3 monsters so TIME TO WRITEEEE😋 Also i’m basing this kinda off of where I live cuz it’s HOT AS BALLS NO JOKE ITS 95 DEGREES BUT FEELS LIKE 103 WHAT THE FUCK NEBRASKA

Jouno (ehehehehehe my silly scrunkly ahjsndksnsjsmjsks)

• He’s pissed.

• Just standing there like “What the fuck is wrong with you”

• Yes, it was hot out but you made the water as COLD as possible by throwing some ice cubes with it.

• He was being extra sour and just a dick to everyone soooooo he kinda deserved it.

• As soon as the initial shock of the temperature change is over he scolds you for being so dumb as to do that.

“Cmon it was funnyyyy!”

The soaking wet man in front of you was not humored. In fact he seems to be more agitated.

“NO IT WASN’T!”

You laugh and scream as he runs at you with the hose. He quickly catches up to you duh but it’s still fun.

Dazai (ngh i want him so bad)

• He was just sitting enjoying the outdoors until you came along

• Was probs reminiscing of the past tbh

• Shocked. Absolutely shocked.

• How could you do this to him?!

• Would probably chase you with the hose (less viscously than Jouno but still)

• He’s laughing along with you as he runs after you

“I’m gonna get you!”

“Pssssshhh no you won’t! I’m waaaay faster!”

Right after that he had successfully caught up with you and sprayed the cold water on you.

At least you’re both soaking

Ranpo

• Absolutely devastated.

• You two were sitting outside together and he was eating his snacks

• YOU GOT HIS SNACKS WET😡

• He pesters and bugs you until you buy him new snacks

• Whines and complains that now he’s soaking wet

“YOU GOT MY CANDY WET!”

You shrug

“It’s still perfectly edible.”

He gives you the most disgusted and disturbed look in the world.

You ended up buying him new snacks…

Yosano (i love her sm)

• You die. (/hj)

• She would be absolutely furious

• Like more than Jouno

• Good luck

She didn’t say a word. Only smiling, menacingly.

Yosano then came running at you with her big ass knife thingy-mabobber (cleaver? idfk)

You then have to run for your life have fun!

This is probably gonna be the last post I make today before I go to work 😭 but I’ll check when I’m back in like 3-5 hours 🔥🔥 Take care or urselves and ILYALL SM 💜💜💜💜

#bungou gay dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungo stray dogs headcanons #bungou stray dogs jouno #jouno saigiku #yosano akiko #yosano headcanons #bungou stray dogs yosano #ranpo headcanons #bungou stray dogs ranpo #ranpo edogawa #dazaibsd #dazai headcanons #bungou stray dogs dazai #dazai osamu #big thanks to bsd generator

[washa]

I listened to The Summit audio (part 2) and here’s my favourite personal comments/thoughts! (I HAVE SO MANY QUESTION WHAT)

YEAH WHAT IS FUCKING GOING ON??

Tf do you mean Porter, THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN PORTER

William order you to WHAT NOW 

Oh my god it’s an alibi for both of them

Alexis please find some care in your heart.

I mean.. We could make it a game of Cluedo. It would add more to the plot. 

Can vampires even get wrinkles??

“I didn’t kill him, now relax, we have work to do.” That was the most human i’ve heard Alexis.

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OH HEAVENS SWEETHEART IS ALIVE WHOOP WHOOP

Wait did they see what happened??? 

Oh no Asher sounds so stressed 😭

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David needs a fucking break

Pushed magically away? Oh shit is closeknit here. 

It’s so interesting to see the characters discover plot we already know of, Imagine their reaction to Sunshine and Elliot or Blake and Bestie.

Sweetheart maybe take the memo and not do this

Goddammit Porter. Godfuckingdammit.

Confrontation part 2??? Let’s go

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“Get in line.” Porter you snarky bitch

WOAH THERE ASHER?? I’m kinda woahie 🤞

My jaw is dropped. MY JAW IS DROPPED ASH. THE TEETH??

Are they on the floor, like Porter being pinned or?

Big word time 😇

I’m so lost right now. I'm so shitty abt politics, all I'm getting is a corrupt government. 

Kinda attracted to both of them rn… 💕

Porter and Asher both have great points tbh

Where’s Sam when you need him 😕

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Are we really doing a trial right now??? RIGHT FUCKING NOW???

So the department ruling has only been formed for 50 years. Oh wait nvm that's not Alexis.

OH HI SAMMM

Monarch Baz is so self centered I loathe her, But damn she can be commanding when needed.

“Do we get a vote.?” “Do I look like a vampire, How the hell should I know?” Yes you two make some comedic relief, god knows we're gonna need it.

What are the mates/partners doing?? Is Lovely playing uno with Angel in a corner or??

I’m losing track of the whole houses thing, but that’s ok. 

Monarch Baz sounds so URGAJDDSAK.

“Zane, Ephraim-” , I heard Zac Efron and I was so confused. WAIT IS THAT HOW ERIK GOT THE NAMES??

I’ll be honest, I don’t think “The House of Shaw” and the Solaire Clan are gonna be allies after this 😭

The House of Shaw needs a break what about that 😇

“A piles of bones, obviously.” God it’s sass meeting sass.

ASH?? Are we breathing him in right now???

“Only the bones were left.” Aw yum?? Little chew toy for Darlin’ or something 🤷‍♀️

Beheaded Adam style, Lovely. (Pun intended)

“Considering his skull was halfway across the room, I’m assuming he was beheaded. That, or someone played an impromptu game of soccer with the good king’s skeleton after the fact.” Alexis put a muzzle on yourself please 😭

Yeah tbf Christoper isn’t really a saint here, Vincent can vouch for that. Also where is Vincent.

Calm conversation?? CALM CONVERSATION???

What’s with him and blaming Solaire Clan?

Christoper. Maybe look Lovely in their traumatic eyes and tell them that. STRAIGHT TO THEIR FACE. 

Adam hate club 🙌

Porter standing up for Vincent? Wow he really does keep his word on the whole Solaire’s stick together, also how many people have been killed now.  

“Well, I realized I left the stove on four years ago when I left, I needed to come check on it.” God the Solaire’s breathe sass don’t they. 

Nevermind. All vampires are sassy. 

What is the Shaw pack doing again, are they just in the corner.

Demon blood? Yeah David. POISON??

So hypothetically, If Gavin bled and sprinkler style sprayed his blood everywhere, he could kill a bunch of Vampires if it gets them in the mouth. 

“Shockingly we don't make a habit of broadcasting our weaknesses pup.” Is this an Imperium reference or?? (I've only seen like edits of Asher being called pup so idfk??)

How the fuck did someone get demon blood. A blood bank??

Why are they so sassy? WHY ARE THEY SO FUCKING SASSY??

CLOSEKNIT GETTING BLAMED WOO, I was so scared they were gonna blame Sweetheart or something. 

NO BC FR THAT CLOSEKNIT AD WAS SO FUCKING RUDE, AND IT WASN'T EVEN A GOOD AD. IT WAS LIKE A PERFUME AD.

If the Shaw Pack is gonna keep getting trampled can they just leave? Pup, Dog, A leash??

Christopher, Your fucking alibi is so shitty man, You’re so fucked 😭😭

Oh shit he’s found guilty. HOLY SHIT WAS THAT HIS NECK??

The Shaw Pack is losing their minds and rightfully so, what the fuck.

IS THIS NORMAL TO GET KILLED OR SOEMTHING???

Bye Alexis?

OH LOVELY WAS THERE?? Oh yes ma’am.

Yes we’ll speak with William. IF WE CAN GET IN CONTACT WITH HIM??

Well. At Least that’s good? Thanks Monarch.

No Vincent, baby. 

Porter, You confusing bastard. 

IS THAT THE END?? NO URGSHDH. NOT AT THE LORE DROP URIFEKDFDF

#IM SO HYPED FOR A PART THREE #i need to see how the pack reacts to this #like ik its the whole allies thing #but after seeing that would they want to be allies?? #SO MANY QUESTIONS #redacted audio #redacted asmr #redacted porter #redacted lovely #redacted vincent #redacted angel #redacted david #redacted milo #redacted sweetheart #redacted sam #redacted alexis #redacted monach baz #redacted monarchal summit #redacted summit #washa rants!!

[nymphacae]

i love your spider spider people art!! do you have Thoughts and Opinions on the idea or is it just fun to draw??

an excellent question!!

I’m just a BIG fan of creachur AUs bc I’m a biology nerd, and what better specimens than people bitten by radioactive spiders…. tbh my only thoughts on the matter is wondering if the effects and body mutilation would vary, based in the different spiders + how bodies will react to viruses, which varies from person to person

I’d go more in depth about it but truth be told I’m too lazy rn ashdjsjs come back and visit when the brain worms are rotting a bit more ! For now it’s just Spider Puberty, where the longer the radiation is in your system the more badass you look

as for how they get away with it in public? Idfk, maybe it’s face masks/makeup, maybe it’s invader zim logic, maybe it’s maybelline. It’s up to the viewer which is what art is all about

Here is a small, informative ref

#asks #spider spider au #also it’s a harmless process it’s probably just an uncomfortable experience to adjust to at first

[dottores]

Cat I’m back.. and I have the theories locked and loaded 🏌🏾‍♀️

Theory number 1

- This person got it by "killing the person in front of him'. Shin got it by killing himself. Perhaps it's not essentially killing the person in front of you, but the sacrificing a life with a strong purposethat manifests the power. Shinsacrificed himself in the og timeline tosave mikey, takemichi died with the regret of not having a chance to savehina in his mind, and this man killed with an intense hunger for the power. (This is a theory due to the fact we knowwww MITCHI won’t kill no one and how kazutora killed shin but DIDNT get it.)

Theory 2

- Shin wanted to time leap to save Mikey, however in order to do that he has to kill the time leaper. But killing the time leaper didn’t actually help him time leap. “Dying” and thinking about the person he wanted to save helped him time leap🏃🏾‍♀️Killing isn’t the real thing it’s just showing how fall your willing to go. I think someone dying is the man trigger but tbh, I truly think the main trigger is dying with a strong will and passion.

Theory 3

- Wakui is playing with us and coming up with shit and making puzzles to make my stomach hurt. And is being so unserious rn.

Theory 4

- Time leaping, isn’t truly what we think it is.. can’t explain it yet. But I think Wakui is going to pull some shit out of his ass, and go say that. Like Time leaping don’t exist and they having delays and shit IDFK

Truly think it’s the third option.

OMG WAIT I LOVE THE FIRST THEORY THAT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE

but 😭😭

you’re also very much right that wakui is probably fucking with us again 💔🥹 i just want answers it’s been so long

#my asks #tr spoilers

[analanaisdying]

Rant

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Tell me why whenever someone tells me they like me or whatever they immediately get so ugly to me and I start being repulsed by them

Like wtf is wrong with me ????

This is specifically men tho btw i haven’t experienced this w women but no I am not a lesbian so don’t start. Im pan.

But Fr like, im kinda talking to this guy I met on tinder and im now like super annoyed and slowly getting repulsed by him?? Which is interesting cuz usually it’s immediately but maybe it’s slower cuz I swiped right after initially finding him decently attractive ? Idk.

Idk it’s so complicated. Like I could psychoanalyze it and stuff but I literally just ??? Like idk. I don’t have the mental energy to try and figure out another behaviour of mine on my own in my head.

But overall I think it’s a mix of a few things—- the first being that I feel like none of the people around me are good enough for me or like, I’m just straight up not attracted to anyone in my life rn. And so it’s like when someone confesses feelings for me I’m like, sorry what?? U think you’re good enough to be with me??? And Ik that’s not a good trait but I legit dk how to stop it. But I also think like, it’s not the worst thing in the world for me? Cuz I have a rly RLY bad history of being with people who are so shitty and not good enough for me and etc etc and this is kinda like me realizing my own worth in a way?? I just wish I could be less gross and toxic about it. The second thing is that I feel like I need to be with someone very obviously hotter and better than my ex. Because I feel the need to prove my worth and that I’m not his anymore by doing exceptionally better than him. Which tbh is legit anyone given the fact that he a nearly middle aged pedophile broke coke addict. But still. Idk. I have this weird image/idea of him in my head I can’t kick because of shit. And ig that’s why I feel like no one is better than him ig. And also that I compare legit everyone and everything to him even though he’s a literal sack of shit. The third I think is that I just don’t want to be in a relationship rn maybe?? Like I’m happy by myself. Like yeah it would be really nice to have someone and sex and everything but I feel like I’m just in a spot rn where I just like, don’t want to focus on dating or even have the energy to do that. And I also really don’t want to meet someone online cuz god it’s so hard and such a confidence killer cuz everyone on there just wants one mf thing like 99% of the time and if they don’t I’m not attracted to them. But legit always the second I start focusing on myself a million ppl always find their way into my life and catch feelings etc and I’m just like … what???? Idfk man. But also I feel like I just don’t have the emotional capacity rn to have strong romantic feelings for someone? Like I’ve almost forgotten what it feels like to genuinely like someone. So I guess I’m just super horny and rly want sex. But I’m also not gonna go have a one night stand or fuck someone random etc cuz I only have one body and it’s my pedo ex and it took me a YEAR of his shit to finally sleep with him so I’m like, yeah that’s not gonna work for me. To have sex I need to be in love with someone deadass. And with them long term. This is so fucking annoying. But also whatever it’s not rly that big of a deal I’m just super annoyed by it all.

[ko-eko-ev-go-ms]

Am in thinky thonky bc it be that time of year

And like bro this birthday is fucking WEIRD man

#thoughts #oni talks #oni vents #my birthday #birthday #birthday thoughts #birthday stuff #so many bday tags bc birthdays are hella important to me and have a fuck ton of significance to me so I be out here cataloging #this is like such a weird fucking birthday man #none of the normal stuff really happened/was able to happen????? #it wasn’t super good or super bad #and my plans for the rest of bday stuff are all over the place and like wat huh weird wtf HUH?? #and I basically just like @ed the fuck out of my future roomie and now he sleep which GOOD he SHOULD be sleep #also my og plans for today got canceled/messed up/weird/swippityswoopityswapped #I guess my real gift to myself for my bday was just open and honest and direct communication with future roomie dude lmfao #bc not really super filtered since mood and I had a lot to say and he said stuff so I had to respond and then just yeah lmfao #idfk I’m think a LOT and idrk what to do with all this man #also even tho there’s still some depressoespresso and tbh I’m not completely sure I should be alone rn this bday is mostly okay/goodish?? #like I thought I’d be in a way worse place this birthday not even just a few months ago #I haven’t relapsed yet which I have for the every year for like the past 5 years or so #I lowkey KINDA even almost attempted last year #this bday is super abnormal no actual family dinner no parties #online friend not even coming to visit bc I cut them the fuck out of my bc fuck you #I mean I vaguely have plans for ppl to bring me sushi & day together and stuff later in the week but thts not really the same as a dinner #I think the only truly traditional thing is watching labyrinth which I gotta finish but got distracted #also lowkey partial current plans are to rewatch it a fuck with diff ppl #1 alone rewatch ​2 sushi day rewatch 3 online dnd lady and bestie rewatch #if I could I would watch it with roomie but I cannot also I might just rewatch it a lot by myself lol #also love how it just always or at least most recently always comes back to borderlands #or just desperately want people to play games with me I guess

[bbykeijis]

omfg you do voltron guchfighcig- first off, hi! how are you? second off, could i possibly get where y/n, preferably fem, and she’s keith’s twin sister? and like they are the exact same person, except for gender? and they talk shit about others in korean(bc of the older v of voltron) and no one is able to tell? eyeliner. of course, you don’t have to! thank you and have a great day? idfk bitch it’s 00:39 rn

JUST BETWEEN US | voltron

summary: all the kogane twins do all day is eat snacks, talk shit, and look pretty (kogane!reader) (fem!reader)

author’s note: UK TIME? because same?? it’s super late but i love this ask so much so i’m writing it anyway. translations are at the bottom (and please, if you speak korean and i got anything wrong please tell me so i can correct it!)

genre & warnings: crack, language

when you joined the voltron team, the group apart from keith were surprised to find that you shared such a similar personality to your brother (lance was and still is intimidated by you but that’s a story for another time)

“it’s probably the eyeliner. powerful bitches wear eyeliner.” - pidge 2021

you weren’t completely anti-social but there were times where you would keep to yourself and by that i mean hang beside keith kogane

and by hang i mean have a massive roasting session </3

oh what’s that? coran is failing trying to rap & dance to megan thee stallion? cue keith glancing towards you mouthing “또라이”

oh look at this? allura is ranting about hunk throwing up during a mission and she caught you two laughing?

“what the bloody hell is so funny?!”

“제넘는 소리 마라” 🙄

it’s a constant back and forth and no one can understand what you’re saying,, the feeling is powerful tbh

well… until pidge secretly created a translater

shiro: checks himself out when no ones looking

you & keith: “어머, 부끄러워”

pidge: 😈

one word out of your mouths and suddenly the whole team is giving you the evils and questioning tf out of you </3

pidge just… smiles…

suddenly keith is suspicious around the tiny paladin whilst you’re more busy avoiding lance who constantly teases you on why you called him “매우 매력적”

but do these troubles stop the kogane twins?

no. because they don’t give a shit.

1. 또라이 - idiot

2. 제넘는 소리 마라 - mind your business

3. 어머, 부끄러워 - oh my, i’m embarrassed

4. 매우 매력적 - attractive

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#voltron #vld #voltron x reader #vld x reader #vld keith #vld lance #vld fanfic #vld shiro #voltron: legendary defender #voltron imagine

[your-local-vamp]

Hhhh this is my first ever whump write (see, I told you. I don’t do whump). I was talking to my fren the other day, and we came to the conclusion that chrisler bois are just extremely good. So uhhh. Idfk what possessed me tbh (fren, you should feel called out rn), but I actually wrote a thing right after. Anyway, have this lil present boi way before it’s actually christmas!

Please read the tags for tw’s.

Feel free to use this! Do tag me, I would love to read it :3

@whumpitisthen

@simplygrimly (I’m not sure if you’d like to be tagged in writings like this one as well, whoops. Do let me know!)

Whump prompt #1

Whumper finishes wrapping the beautiful red ribbon around their little gift. It’s not an actual gift. No, not at all. This time it’s wrapped around the boy’s fragile neck. *Their* boy’s fragile neck. Whumper takes a step back to enjoy the sight before them. “Hmm. How lovely,” they hum, their eyes not missing a single spot. Cuts and bruises are spotted along the way. Whumpee can’t help but cry out a little sign of pain, the ribbon is tightly wrapped around him after all. “Nghnn. P-Please… It’s hurting me,” he whines. Whumper is feeling blissful, hearing their boy saying those words. Whumpee shuffles in his seat, clearly uncomfortable and in pain. “Now be a good boy and sit still while I wrap you open,” Whumper smiles, as they come closer with the knife in their hands.

#whump #writing #my writing #tied neck #ribbon #such a good neck dear lord #whumper #whumpee #creepy whumper #cuts #bruises #pain #emotional whumpee #knives #mentions of cutting into whumpee #prompt #i have called my fren out for being a bad influence #Merry Chrisler! #wait… #Merry Boimas!! #i’m terrible lmaoooooooooo #sadistic whumper #lil present boi #i need to practice on my tags ngl

[bookofmirth]

after rereading the series and finally finishing silver flames ( which i truly enjoyed, even when there were points which felt disappointing and a little incoherent ) i feel like i can finally pinpoint what is so jarring to me regarding this series. It just seems so disjointed, which becomes especially apparent after reading MaF and the immediately reading WaR.

We move from the first two novels of the series, which are coherent and clean, to WaR - which is hoenstly just a mess, something which was so blatant to me on the reread. during this time, it’s clear that sjm made several massive changes to link this book to the future spin offs, and also obviously changes her original plan to pair mor and azriel - which monumentally changes the way that the previous book is read, and the perception of their characters.

Even with FaS - setting up for cassian and nestas story, sjm completely changes direction between this release and silver flames. And all of that lead up with the Illyrian rebellions and cassians not being respected as a bastard, and his mission fighting for Illyrian female rights - amounts to absolutely nothing.

Don’t get me wrong, I really really enjoyed silver flames, and perhaps some of these ideas will crop up in azriels book and therefore won’t be wasted. But it just makes the series feel disjointed and leaves me at least, feeling unfulfilled.

Sjm is such a good author, in ToG the plot was expertly executed and when you reread the series, you can see hints and foreshadowing even back to book one. She knew exactly where she was going almost from the beginning, and each decision and plot point was used to create impact and build up to the ending. I don’t get that with acotar.

There is so so so much build, and almost no pay off - and I really got that sense in acosf, I loved it as a stand alone - but when we look at it through the perspective of the entire series, there were things which grated and a lot of things which I felt were built up to and nothing happened... Tomas, Cassians mother ( was so sure we would learn where she was buried at least ) the Illyrian rebellions and the Illyrians hatred and disrespect towards Cassian, Mor and Nestas relationship, CASSIAN AND MORS RELATIONSHIP ( I understand that the mor situation will be something which is focused upon primarily in azriels book, or hopefully her own, however their relationship involves Cassian as much as them both and I really wish Cassian had actually confronted the part he played in that whole situation - a part he played for 500 (!!!!) years. It’s a role which he was unable to relinquish in ACOWAR, and actively rejects Nesta to act as a buffer multiple times, seeing it as an obligation almost - and then in SF, pays it no attention at all. Feyre and Nestas relationship also isn’t really touched upon, as if that final act healed everything - what about that interrupted conversation in the library, when Nesta was cut off ? Why Nesta always favoured Elain, even Amren and Nesta - we still don’t really know what happened there... argh there’s just so much potential and so much set up, and it just seems forgotten about ? It makes the book seem disjointed and a bit of a let down.

Yesss I totally get what you mean here. ToG is honestly the superior series, and it’s because it has the cohesion that acotar doesn’t. Everything feels like it’s meant to be there, each character, each worldbuilding detail, their histories, everything just comes together in a wonderful way that just wrecked me when EoS came out and then was resolved perfectly in KoA.

Compared to that, acotar feels like sjm is figuring things out along the way and it is seriously driving me nuts. I’ve had multiple conversations with other people in Discords and they’ve said similar things. acotar at this point feels like sjm is just coming up with random ass ideas and throwing them in. No book in the series feels more like that than acowar. And it was that point where we knew that there would be more books, right? So combined with the fact that she pounded that book out and it got rather half-assed editing, you’re probably right that a lot of things were changed in order to set up the other books, even though it didn’t make sense with what she’d written before. 

I agree with you re: Mor and Az, and I feel like I’ve been seeing more people say that lately? That there is a feeling that they actually were supposed to be together and she changed her mind? I wrote a bunch of fics for them back in the day and they’ve gotten a bit more attention lately. But once acowar came out I was like, I’m gonna reread, and I’m gonna find all the clues, I’m gonna see where all this build-up was, and.... considering how often people say that sjm is so “good” at foreshadowing, I’m sorry, but not in this series. In ToG, yes, because she had a clear goal at the end! She knew where she was going and she stayed on that path. In acotar, idfk. Anyway my point is that I’ve reread the series a couple of times through since acowar came out and I’m still over here shrugging because up until that point, Mor and Az could be read in completely opposite ways. (Maybe it’s an Azriel thing, given the current discourse, idk.)

I will say, however, that we had clues that there was tension between them and I had noted that Az is quiet troubled and even pre-acomaf, I would not have been surprised by his extra in acosf. But all of that could have been addressed with Mor and Az still being together? We all had plenty of explanations at the time for the tension, and Mor being queer was like 1 of 100 of those explanations. 

If we look at Mor’s character through the books we have so far, I still see almost zero signs that she’s queer except for her literally saying “I like women and Rita’s has a lot of women and here’s my gay story”. Other than that, there is like..... nothing that feels organically queer about her!!! And I love her and I want her to be gay af!!!! But I wonder if my forgiveness of how acowar went down was more about my personal reaction than how well the story was actually done.

And the fact that, like you said, there is still no resolution to the fact that Cassian is supposedly a buffer between Mor and Azriel? Like???? We were all sitting here after acowar thinking “okay, well if she’s gay then someone knows. Someone has to know. She can’t just be gay and NO ONE WHO LOVES HER KNOWS.” 

Then in comes acosf with a big “fuck you, y’all thought” which just.... to me, it signals that her queerness was an afterthought. It’s still an afterthought because her queerness is limited to Mor and women blushing at her and Mor has her corner of the world in which she can be gay, but that gay never spills out into any other aspect of her life. It’s just conveniently isolated so that it doesn’t touch or affect other characters. 

In terms of continuity, acowar was such a huge shifting point in the series that people left in droves. It was a huge mess in the fandom. And then acofas was just fluff with no real point in pushing the story forward - even the Nesta stuff was a sneak peek, it had nothing to do with acofas itself. And now acosf comes in ignoring things she had set up previously, with almost zero nuanced discussion of the Cassian/Azriel/Mor thing, which means she still (?) doesn’t know what’s going on there. And I think that we did get some answers with Nesta’s reflection on her relationship with her mother, but the deal with the Illyrian rebellion was just in the way so let’s nix that, and then let’s focus on Eris (🤮) just because she feels like it even though she’s set up all these other characters whose stories need more. (Much like acowar, this paragraph is a MESS LOL)

And yes I KNOW that the series isn’t over, clearly, but she keeps setting things up and then letting them go nowhere, or making them seem important and then resolving them off-page, or changing character relationships (Mor and Az) but then having the characters involved act exactly the same, as if nothing had changed (by having the “buffer” situation still exist as a real thing).

I did enjoy the book, a lot, it was a fun read. But tbh we have so many arguments and disagreements within the fandom rn because things have been so left open to interpretation that we it’s not even a matter of “oh I saw this slightly differently”, it’s “WHAT book did these people even read???” That’s kinda weird, to me. There is reader response, and then there is what we have now, which is people having absolute opposite reactions to what they think happened in acosf. 

#acosf #acosf spoilers #spoilers #sjm critical #ask #acotar #wow you got me started lol #anon

[hvniebee]

ty for the tag @alwayscherryy <3

ig i’ll tag @simmeasurable @cosmikclouds @morrigan-sims and my mind is blank now oops

nickname: only a few people know my name irl :’)

zodiac sign: sag sun, aqua moon, cancer rising (pls feel free to give opinions i love being judged off my big 3)

height: 5′3

last movie i watched: home

last thing i googled: ged requirements

favorite musician/artist/s: i hate this question. no <3

current song that is stuck in your head: the big bang theory theme song because it’s all i’ve been watching 24/7

other blogs: my cc finds @hvniefinds and my old blog lol

lucky number: idk if it’s lucky but my fav number is three

currently wearing: a friends hoodie (as in the show, i don’t have friends) and minecraft boxers

dream job: idk anymore tbh i need to get over my fear of failing so i can try new things and actually figure out what i wanna do. rn still thinking photography ig

dream trip: nyc (lame ik) & london

languages: just english, really wanna learn french and asl but i don’t have the energy rn

oceanside or the mountains: oceanside i loveeeee the sound of waves  

do you play any instruments: no but i’m hoping to get a keyboard for my bday this year, i’ve wanted one for a while

current favorite song: constellations by jade lemac & aint shit by doja cat

one random fact about yourself: ummm i suddenly know nothing about myself. i love dinosaurs

describe yourself as an aesthetic: idfk i’m just a mess & v lonely

#tag game #nonsims #do i have another tag idk

[snickiebear]

yo nadia <3333 i'm bored in my online classes and u reblogged the questions thingy at the right time lmao, so get ready: 1, 4, 5, 9, 10, 17, 23, 24, 28, 30!!!, 34, 38, 39, 40 (the intimacy of being understood) (imma stop here lol) (also i'm sorry u're not feeling well, ily and hope u'll feel better soon!! <33333)

ELE ILY. (and thank you, i’m stayin home today cause,,, yeah. i appreciate you sm.) you’re the literal best, i adore you. 

1. How long ago did you start reading fanfiction? Writing fanfiction?

The first fanfiction i read was for The Lunar Chronicles when I was like 11?? and it was 100% on accident and it scarred me because it was a hardcore porn one with a period kink and i was like WHAT IS THIS??? OH MY GOD???? LMAOOOOO i didn’t pick it back up until i was 13-14 and really got into the Fairy Tail fandom. I still reread my favorites on ff.net cause i love them. 

As for writing, I wrote a horrible, terrible x-men fanfiction when I was twelve. (my friend still brings it up and REFUSES to delete it so it still gets comments and views, that shit HAUNTS ME ELE.) then tried again for Fairy Tail, posted like two chapters before taking it down cause i wasn’t really feeling it. And then I posted The Intimacy Of Being Understood and here we are. 

4. Link your three favorite fics right now.

OMGG okok 

@murd3rm1ttens ‘s The Problem How Time Works IF YOU HAVENT READ THIS YOU GUYS NEED TO HOP ON IT ASAP. MITTEN’S WRITING SO SO SO SO GOOD. SAKURA AND INO ARE TOTAL BADASSES. KAKASHI IS A SIMPPPP. ITS SO FUCKING GOOD. 

@mouseymightymarvellous ‘s We Were Screaming In Color (Only A Possibility) yes, yes I KNOW. i always point into mousey’s direction but i WILL always advocate that everyone reads her fics, they’re literally so beautiful???? i just happen to be rereading WWSIN rn 

@safelycapricious ‘s Shaking Up And Breaking Down series. I found this like?? idfk but i’ve been raving about it ever since. ALSO CHECK OUT THEIR FICS IN GENERAL. 

fuck i have more than three but also check out @ambivalens999 ‘s Masks

i do wanna make a fic rec thing where i just rav about my favs,,, might do that later or sum

5. What are your fanfic pet peeves? Do they have a huge effect on whether or not you decide to read something?

Omniscient third person. I don’t like it. Like I can understand that it can be a little hard to stay in one person’s perspective but, in my opinion, if you can, it shows how disciplined you are as a writer. Plus, i just get so confused when I go from A’s thoughts to suddenly what B is thinking about A. 

When writers use ‘ ‘ instead of “ “. When writers put thoughts in ‘ ‘ instead of just italicizing them. It’s small things but like they just bother me sO MUCH. most of the time i can ignore it and try to enjoy but other times i just dip. 

9. Tag 3 fic writers you think are underrated/unknown in the fandom/fanfiction community.

@espoir-et-reves !!!!! THEIR SHISAKU FICS ARE SO SO SO SO SO GOOD. And they have a warring states one going on THAT I AM SO OBSESSED WITH. 

@writer168 idk if they’re really “underrated” but THEY HAVE SUCH GREAT FICS ON AO3. Like theres an AU with sakura, kiba, and shino that i reread constantly because it just. is. so. fucking. GOOD. and they posted a new one that i’m YELLING about. 

@eggtoasties okay they only have 2 in the naruto fandom (one shisaku which is still ongoing) BUT THEIR WRITING STYLE IS SO NICE?? I ABSOLUTELY LOVE IT. I still go back and reread their shikasaku one cause UGH i can’t get enough. I love it. 

10. What’s your favorite fandom, pairing, or character to read fic for?

Fandoms: Naruto, Soul Eater, The Old Guard, ATLA

Parings: KakaSaku/ShikaSaku/ShiSaku/MultiSaku, SoMa, Joe X Nicky, Zukka

Character: SAKURA. I will read anything with Sakura as the main character and her being a fuckin badass or becoming a badass. I love her.

17. How obsessively do you sit and stare at your fic after you’ve just posted and wait for feedback?

aha.. haha.. well. I check my email like three times an hour. its the first thing i check in the mornings too. I’m literally a whore for praise and literally eat up feedback like its going out of style. I also reread a lot of my stuff because i make so many mistakes and spelling errors, or the spacing is weird oR SOMETHING. plus, literally any and all comments make my day, i go back and reread them cause they just make me feel so tingly and warm like “wow. this person enjoyed the fic/my writing enough to tell me. thats HUGE!”

23. What’s your absolute favorite trope to write?

Angry, feral, bloodied, morally gray women. They aren’t bad guys, they’re probably the good guy, but that doesn’t mean they cant be fucking raging at the world with raw knuckles and blood on their teeth. I just love an angry woman who struggles with her emotions and just has so much inner conflict but that doesn’t take away from her character or badassery, it adds to it. 

24. What’s a trope that you’d like to never hear about as long as you live, let alone write?

The fake dating or miscommunication troupe. LIKE GUYS JUST TALK. AND TELL EACH OTHER OMFG. the entire like obliviousness of “nah they dont like me” while the They holds their hand and kisses their cheek. MOFO WHAT. it makes me so impatient and like mad HAAHHAHA. its probably because i’m a pretty confrontational person so seeing stuff like that just “cmon bro, USE YO HEAD.”

28. How do you deal with writing pressure (ie: pressure to update, negative comments, deadlines, etc)?

I have yet to receive a negative comment! Which i was really surprised about tbh. As for deadlines or pressure to update, i just kind of do whatever. I do set goals, but i set them flexible enough that hey, if i can’t do it, that’s okay. 

I have a lot of mini goals, like “i want to write this chapter and get it done this week” and then the large goal is “FINISH BY END OF MAY” so i have time. 

Actually, now that I think on it, the entire pressure to update thing is probably why i’m waiting until I have all of OL&W written to post it weekly,, cause well. I wouldn’t wanna leave you guys waiting as I tried to write and work out the next chapters and stuff, you know?

30. Post a snippet from your current WIP without context - no more than 300 words.

AAAAAA YOU KNOW I LOVE THESE AHAHAHAH

Have you seen the way the dead dance, World Breaker? They roar, half mad and starving. Do you not wish, do you not hope to see them twist and bend and dance to your will?

Shikamaru snarls, looking behind his shoulders to where his Shadows lay. “Patience.” He spits. “Is of the essence, Things of Ancient. Know your place as the dark you are.”

34. How much of yourself and your life experiences do you put into your writing? What do you think your readers’ image of you is?

None of my experiences match up to anything I write tbh,,, probably the only thing that is me in my writing is maybe the emotional turmoil? I’m pretty emotionally and mentally mature because from a pretty young age i started forming my own opinions, started looking into the world around us and being like “dude what the fuck this is not what disney advertised”. Then i started talking (read: arguing and debating) with my dad about a lot of it. So, like emotions are kind of hard for me. Like i’m pretty good at controlling them or understanding them, but still. idk its hard to explain ig.

Like the weight of stress, the anger, the sadness. It’s kind of therapeutic to write. Cause i don’t know how to put those feelings to verbal words so writing them really helps. 

As for my readers’ image? Probably like some kind of hunched over figure typing away in the dark with a maniacal grin on their face. I honestly don’t know AHHAHAHA but it is fun to think about. I think they’d see me as someone with potential but a lot of room to grow and someone who is imperfect but in a charming way LMAOOOO

38. What does your writing process look like? How chaotic is it on a scale of 1 (very tame) to 10 (you can’t handle this kind of chaos)?

I’m gonna be real honest. Its probably like a 2. I’m a bit of a control freak so I almost always go in chronological order, my writing is pretty linear. Unless, i get bored and jump to one of my fav parts. It's pretty much i sit down, i open the doc, read over my notes and just start writing. 

It’s a little boring to explain AHAHAHA but once i get into the groove of things its really fucking great, I can like feel myself in the world, I can feel what i want the characters to, i love it. I catch myself mouthing the words as i type too, which i find hilarious.

39. What’s something about your writing that you pride yourself on?

I rather like how raw my writing is sometimes. Which might sound really vain, but i do like the way i word things or describe things. I love juxtaposition and repetition, or making a good ole circle back to some minute detail that wouldn’t stand out until i repeat it at the end and you’re like “omg” AHAHAHAHA.

Like those little poetic snippets or certain wording i just sit back and go “damn thats kinda good nadia! go you!’ HAHAHA  

40. How did you come up with the idea for The Intimacy Of Being Understood?

AAAAA this fic is like my first child, my pride and joy LMAO

so the idea initially came when i was reading some fic, idk if it was even naruto, but i was like “i don't like this, but i do like the rain symbolism.” And I knew i wanted to write something kind of slow paced, something a little sad and angsty, but would show KakaSaku slowly but surely falling in love.

Idk if you’ve noticed but a lot of my fics, the pairings don’t change each other dramatically. They accept each other as they are and then they grow with together. Like that acceptance is something i just love writing, its so subtle, it isn’t something you declare. Its simply “I am going to love you. I am going to love you despite your flaws and faults. I am going to love you unconditionally because I know you, I understand you, and there is nothing you could do to drive me away.” 

The fic kind of wrote itself after that first scene. I kept going back to the rain, go being ghosts, and resurrection, and the small epiphanies one gets. I wanted to focus on each character’s growth with each other. They didn’t find light in life because of each other, but with each other. And i think that’s my favorite thing about that fic. 

I wanted something raw and real and just something beautiful. I’m actually really proud of it tbh. Would i go back and rewrite/edit it? Oh of course! I’d do that with every single one of my fics, but i’m not gonna cause i think its in its rawest form right now. :))))

ask me shit plz

#silly things from silly friends

[ghostofcitrus]

i’m just posting bc idfk it’s my blog?? i’ll do what i want lol

vent post. just ignore if ya want. or don’t. whatever tbh.

i do feel icky rn. anxious. idk why. reality is Too Much.

i don’t have friends to talk to and my bf doesn’t rlly get this stuff so whoever happens to read this will. i wish i had someone to talk to rn but oh fuckimg welllll

my brain is not my friend right now. it won’t stop gendering everything i do. i keep feeling like all of my mannerisms and personality is to “girl” to not be girl. i don’t fucking know. i don’t know i don’t know i don’t know. i’m stressed and scared and anxious. i’m afraid that i’m actually just a cis girl and all of this was just rediculous and i have other issues idk. or maybe i was just wanting to be in a community. bht i don’t know why do i keep doing this to myself??? i don’t want to deal with this.

my brain is simultaneously deconstructing and reinforcing the gender binary. deconstructing in the sense that the more i analyze it the less sense it makes, and reinforcing in the sense that i just fuxking csnt let myself break out of it. i keep forcing every single little thing about myself into a binary box. and yeah i guess a lot of it matches a stereotypical girl. i guess. i like femininity. i don’t feel like a girl. i like femininity tho. a lot. not a girl. but what if i am????????????

i don’t recognize myself in the mirror. but when im talking and doing shit i just feel ,,, like im so noticeably a girl. no matter my appearance i keep finding a way to shove myself baxk into a box. do cis girls think like this?????? everything i do. “wow i’m getting ready for bed while talking on the phone with my boyfriend this seems like a Girly thing. you just must be fuckimg faking” “youre face is so feminine and your body is curvy. if you don’t hate every “female” identifier then you’re just a gnc girl” FUCK i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this i hate this. and i don’t think i’ll be able to get a flat chest. i feel like i’ve tricked myself into believing i jusy woll happen but i don’t fucking know. i don’t know. i thouvht it would i thouvht itd work oht but i. DONT KNOW i don’t know. i want to look androgynous/vaugly boyish but be feminine in that way. that’s what i want. fuxk this i hate this i hate this. someone tell me if this is normal or if i’m faking or what i am i don’t know

and i’m just anxious. about my future. abohr my present. about the world. about the fact that there’s BILLIONS of other people. the world is MASSIVE i csnt comprehend it. i want the world to be as small as my neighborhood. that i can conceptualize. i just can’t think of anytbing else i csnt do it it won’t fit into my brain. future financial anxiety. i think i’ll end up having to get two jobs. i won’t go down that rabbit hole in this post. but i’m scared. i csnt handle that. i don’t know what capitalism is really going to do to me.

i feel like i’m not allowed to live my life as non-binary. theres not a place in society for that. i have to choose. i have to conform. i don’t want to be a debate. i don’t want to have to argue for my validity or panic at every turn. i don’t want to be shoved into a place. i don’t want to “pick”. but i do. and so,,, my brain forces me to do it to myself in private. i hate it. i hate this.

ugh. i’m calmer now. bht still upset. i csnt sleep. i’m anxious. a lot of things are upsetting me rn. i wish i had someone who it felt like the understood. i loce my boyfriend. i really really do. but he csnt get everything. he’s not autistic so he doesn’t get that experience which feels isolating bc i have autistic friends and the same goes for non-binary. whatever

i’m going to try to sleep now. i’m gonna post this. prob take it down later? i just want other people to see. or talk to me or something. idk honestly. sorry i’m just,,,ugh. i’m finally tired after a few hours of not being able to relax tho. so i’ll try to sleep now. thanks internet void?

anyways i hope if you’re reading this you’re able to recognize how lovely and deserving you are. thanks for reading and sorry lmfao <3

#my post #citrus speaks #vent #ignore #gaaaaaaaah #anxiety tw #vent tw

[yddaw]

20, 26, 61

20. Celebrity crush? -- aAah! I never really subscribed to having too many crushes growing up, so in around middle/high school when like coming out to myself I was like fixated of David Henry and Daniel Radcliffe. But like those two aren’t comparable tbh, so Daniel hard wins that, and I guess I still kind of give him that title because I don’t really have any that are recent aside from like Joey Jay, Gottmik, and Simone rn 

26. Ever gotten in trouble with the law?  -- Back when I worked at KD I used to clock in at 9am and clock out at 2am, so one day I was ZOOMING trying to go Taco Bell before they closed so I could EAT before my nap before work in the morning. Went 83 in a 65 🤪

61. What is the weirdest thing you’ve ever experienced? -- Dude!!!!! I really  don’t want to go on the longest story on earth but listen.... Last year I went on a trip with some of my friends from work; me and one friend meeting with the other two at the destination. And basically it just wasn’t at all what me and my one friend were expecting AT THE FUCK ALL! Like it wasn’t like... ok so like adhsgfhjsdgf so like one of the other two’s mom and toddler were there when we showed up and we were like um ok? wasn’t too bad but like it just snowballed out of control. 

I think the first night the other two wanted to go get beer or something and I was like ok cool (I wasn’t going to drink any) so I was like is there a gas station around? But no! We went driving all around until we found some small town and then we parked and walked in freezing weather searching for a bar or club. Keep in mind that my one friend is not of drinking age!! And yet we just walking around trying to find a bar!! And we’re still hungry because we haven’t eaten yet! So we OBVIOUSLY get turned down by TWO bouncers and end up going to a CookOut (which is like my favorite fast food restaurant) and going to a gas station for beer.... so I’m mad because I suggested that shit hours ago

the next night we were supposed to go skiing, but that never happened. The other two met some dude who was a singer or something and he had a gig at a bar like over an hour drive in the rainy mountains. So obviously we went... So we’re there and the other two are like the fuck gone either “picking up chicks” or they maybe knew them or something?? But me and my one friend were at the table with the mom and kid just fucking up our food. One of the other two comes back giving drinks to my under aged friend, so he’s zooted now. Some rando comes up and asks where our other two friends are because they’re supposed to sing with the band and I’m like ???????????? at this point. So we go running round the block looking for them (it’s still raining) we find them and they barely make it on stage in time they do their little thing, it was cute i guess. My one friend (under aged) is zoinked so I have to drive his car in the RAINY MOUNTAINS for the like 1.5hr trip back to the hotel and it was an automatic transmission so I was on the verge of tears the whole time. 

On the way back there was like a fight between the other two guys, so the next day they weren’t talking and then one of them began the trip home riding with us, but the vibe was a bit off than when it was just me and my one friend. AND THEN out of nowhere I see the other friend on the SIDE OF THE FUCKING ROAD so we turned around to check on him and then the two like made up??? and like....a fjhagsdfjkahgsdfj they were fine or whatever and those two just drove back home (somehow idfk) then the rest of the trip was me and my one friend just in the car like WHAT THE FUCK WAS ALL OF THAT?!?!?!?!?

I LITERALY chopped out like so many things (like one of them kissing me, the escape room, the VR thing, and the water park chase. I’m not doing this rn) but this post is WAY too long., That was such... I ashdgfj I don’t even -- I

Thanks for the ask anon LMAO

[justsomevoltronstuff]

Hi, so I don't really know how this works, but could I get a matchup? I'm a bi girl, 5'4"ish, introverted, a nerd, love to ramble about stuff, specifically my fandoms. I'm very artsy, I like singing, and taught myself to play ukelele. I'm a mom friend to the absolute max, have anxiety, and get crushes way too easily. I've never had a romantic relationship, but would love one. Very touchy, hugs are the primary way I show appreciation, but I also am very protective of my personal space. Thanks!

tbh lovely, idfk how this works either, I’m honest to goodness making this up as I go, but shhh, it seems to be working🥴😂

asdfghjkl fiNALLY SOMEONE I WANNA SHIP WITH A FEMALE MENTIONS SEXUALITY- oop I’m so

I ship you, my friend

(can I say that? am I allowed to? do I even know what I’m doing rn?)

with-

Pidge! {AKA Katie Holt}

The Dorky Couple

You’re both nerds but to two completely different extremes, but it works. She’s a science nerd, you’re a fandom nerd, could I make it any more obvious? She wants to learn, you want to find love, what more can I say? She’d never tell, but secretly she wanted a relationship as well. Okokok I’m done now. Y’all are literally such a sweet couple. You’ll do art or sing and play uke while she builds a robot and then you’ll both cuddle up and talk about your days together. Neither of you particularly care for large amounts of people so for the most part it you, her, a few robots, and some close friends, outside that y’all avoid human interaction as much as possible, which is difficult when she’s a renowned scientist, but it be like that sometimes. Whenever anyone that isn’t here or someone with security clearance set by you gets into your personal space bubble, you’re immediately on edge and Pidge is ready to fight them outta your bubble and calm you down. Overall just complete sweet introverted nerds that are happy in yalls bubble.

~Admin Rori💜

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