#idk i'm finding this funny

[spirk-trek]

I ALMOST SPIT OUT MY DRINK HE REALLY WENT "aww... anyway bye!"

#like JIM #star trek #shitposting #lmao LMAO #AND THEN SHE SAYS I'LL MISS YOU AND HE DOESNT ANSWER GIFKFNFIF #idk why i find this so fucking funny #he's like hm no i'm good #get some birth control on your planet first then we'll talk #also i have a boyfriend #the mark of gideon #star trek the original series #season 3 #tos #spirk

[lesbian-rook]

could you draw ragatha comforting an abstracting pomni? like ragatha calms her down enough to make the abstraction go away! thanks :3

🎶When darkness is all you see This is our Sweet Blasphemy🎵

#buttonblossom #pomni x ragatha #the amazing digital circus #i don't know any lullabies so i went with the next best thing #aka a song that i like but also i think it would be really funny if the only song Ragatha remembered from her old life was just. #a random Black Veil Brides song #idk the lyrics kinda work if you squint. cannot explain it. you have to find strength in yourself and others to be free #idk. i'm tired lol #off topic. all the other requests i got were angst. not complaining i just think it's interesting. makes sense with the existential themes #sorry i didnt draw her fully abstracting i had this in my head and just went for it

[francy-sketches]

a compilation of my favorites from the hobby section of the villains wiki 💗

#.txt #asoiaf #tag yourself I'm justifying atrocities #none of these are hobbies please get help #except the last one but its so funny as a villain description #bonus little game try to guess all of them #dont look at my other post btw. hard mode only >:( #the ??? one applies a few characters but i thought it was funny idk #deleted this post accidetally had to go back and find all of them again -_-

[muddy-trails]

#*slaps my brain* this bad boy can make so many memes #i'm rather proud of this #idk why i find it so funny #good omens #good omens memes #funny #crowley #anthony j crowley #the bentley #good omens 1 #meme #david tennant

[ghostlypanda]

this scene from bluey has me screaming

#bluey #bluey spoilers #bluey smoochy kiss #bluey s3e26 #might be spoilers idk but just in case #omgg i've watched this sm #bluey's gd scream took me out i'm dead #bandit having no fucks to give #his daughter finding him so gross is so funny hahahah #this ep and 'rain' are legit my fav eps ever #bluey's pitch when she screams 'WHAT ARE YOU DOING NOW'

[incorrect-ikevamp-quotes]

Leonardo: Dinosaurs aren't extinct. I mean, le Comte is walking in this room.

MC: *wheeze*

#ikevamp #ikemen vampire #ikevamp leonardo #ikevamp leo #ikevamp comte #ikevamp saint germain #ikevamp mc #back at it again with the pureblood on pureblood violence #truly these jokes never age a day (at least for me) #you see what i did there #although i think the funniest thing about this one is that comte would be so 'ha h a leonardo very funny >:/' #and then he's just drinking in the parlor room asking sebas is he's too old and boring for mc #and sebas naturally interested in stirring the pot is like #'idk if you ask me you don't look a day over 300' #needless to say the man needed pats from mc afterwards #man im dying all i imagine is comte just 'no talk me i'm angy' in a corner of the balcony #lowkey want to write this now--i might in fact #unauthorized bullying of comte will not be tolerated (unless i find it hilarious like i do in this case) #also funny because leonardo isnt much younger--not that that would ever stop him #ikevamp incorrect quotes

[camellcat]

some doctor who cyanotypes I made for my photography class that I just realized I never shared

#I don't actually know if anyone else will find these as cool as I did #but my tablemate and my teacher thought these turned out super good looking #so I wondered maybe if I showed them to people who actually watch doctor who that y'all might like them as well #I mean I know they're dead messy but it was soo fun to do #if you've got the chance to make a cyanotype you totally should. fantastic medium #btw the first is titled “the doctor(s)” if ur curious lol #I'll be honest I'm not the biggest fan of the second one but it certainly got me some compliments so #I'm thinking it's an “I made this therefor I do not like it” and less of an “it's trash” issue #is this art? does this count as art? #I won't tag the fanart tag ig since idk but I'll use my own since I still technically made these with my own two hands #twelfth doctor #clara oswald #doctor who #my art: oil paint pawsteps 🐾 #ohh. I also just realized I never shared my clara collage I made for this class either #I'm not going to show that one bc it IS trash but I think it's funny how clara is just my ultimate muse in all of my projects

[keithsautism]

I feel like Keith and Lance are both ND but in different ways. Keith is the kind of guy who would really like physical contact and words of affirmation as love languages. He's pretty good at telling Lance how he feels about him later in the series. He'd probably appreciate the lack of ambiguity and take things at face value/put trust in I love yous.

Meanwhile Lance grew up in a big family so they might not have had as much money. Receiving gifts was a really big deal for him growing up. I can imagine Keith giving Lance a cool blue shell he found at an alien market and being all confused, thinking Lance doesn't like it when he goes still. Like he wants to take it back and is disappointed that Lance doesn't like it. But he does, he's just a bit overwhelmed by the gesture. Trying to show why he thought getting some silly shell was a good idea, Keith meekly tells him to look at this pretty part of it, turning it over in Lance's hands, pointing out an opalescent part that's all different kinds of blues. Says it reminds him of Lance's eyes.

Lance says something like "How would you know what colour my eyes are" because eye contact is not Keith's forte, but there's no bite behind it, and Keith doesn't get the joke anyway, just looks nervous. Keith just says they're pretty, as if he couldn't not have noticed. Lance puts it down on his side table gently. Keith says "You don't like it?" Lance gives him a super tender kiss. They kiss for a while holding each other, and Keith hugs him, sighing with contentment into lance's shoulder. Says "Holding you feels like home" then Lance dies on the spot

#klance #voltron legendary defender #keith kogane #lance mcclain #I'm normal about autistic!keith pay no attention to my URL #Idk I think theyd have some really cool overlap/interactions with their love languages. Imagine that Keith would be a bit shy #to initiate physical contact at first but then gets confident and does it in public which Lance finds really embarrassing but secretly #endearing. I have another scenario for that too............ mb i should poste it... #whereas keith just lets lance know how loved & valued he is. How he thinks of him all the time. I LOVE THEM #Keith would become a limpet tho. He would become ATTACHED to Lance. He has an emotion and the first thing he does is go to find Lance #like a safety blanket or to share the excitement #fight me/train w me/hold me/lemme hold you/i gotta tell you this joke shiro said (its not funny)/I didnt sleep well/can we nap/ #/look at this cool shell I found (for you)

[blanketforcas]

no but fr turn up your volume cause dee's "that was okay" is hilarious

#idk why i find this so funny maybe i'm still tipsy

[shall0wgravy]

My three weed smoking girlfriends

#venture bros #vbros #i'm gonna be annoying and post this here too #because I find it funny #They hotbox in the guild limo idk

[anti-bright-places]

Kidnapper: we have your child

Larissa Weems: I don't have children.

Kidnapper: ...

Reader in background: I said she's my Mommy

Larissa Weems: Omg you have Y/N

#shitpost #Larissa Weems #principal weems #we're all lesbians here #lesbians #wednesday #I'm makign myself laugh #idk if y'all find these funny but I am having the best time

[jeysuso]

JIMMY USO WWE FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN 26th JANUARY 2024

#jimmy uso #wweedit #friday night smackdown #wwe smackdown #mygifs* #jeysuso #wrestling tag #* #first of all. he's so damn fine #second of all i'm actually disappointed he's gonna be in the rumble #bc a) it means jey's probably going to eliminate him #and b) it also means they're more than likely doing jey vs. jimmy at mania when they haven't given it #anywhere NEAR the attention it needs but most importantly deserves. #it won't have the heat it should. it won't give what it should give. bc one is a clown and the other is #treated like a joke #as much as i find jimmy funny and i think it's good he's doing #whatever he can with what little he's being given #it's still a big shame #all this talent going to waste in what could be their last potential run #idk man. i just feel sad about it

[suncaptor]

Mark Sloan is SO funny. He loves Derek so much. He's the best man at his wedding. his life is intertwined with Derek's for decades. He sleeps with Derek's wife. Then Derek moves across the country to get away from him because of that. Mark moves across the country too (these men have established careers as surgeons) with the explicit intent of trying to get Derek back. flirts with the new person Derek has feelings for and implies that's not new, their similar taste. when things don't work out with Derek and that girl but Derek gets a new girlfriend he tells Derek he's upset because he thought after the girls it'd just be him and Derek. After breaking up Derek's first marriage. Then he ends up falling for the younger sister of Derek's new wife. also both Derek and Mark's other best friend call him good boy at least one point, the latter during sex, and Mark craves Derek's compliments. which is an important tidbit for me.

#mark sloan #also the fact that mark is even a surgeon at all HAS to be due to derek like. derek's family whom mark was very close with growing up are #like all doctors. #mark sloan i am OBSESSED with you. i think it'd fix him a little if derek called him good boy except this time during sex like callie #granted I do think lexie is better for him she's a sweetheart and derek has punched mark out on more than one occasion #and like. the first time was. pretty earned. you know #mark sleeping with derek's wife like that. i just find it soooo funny #SEEE THIS IS WHEN I UNDERSTAND TRIANGULATION OF DESIRE. THAT'S IT BABY #derek shepherd #greys #greys anatomy #merek #idk their ship name i'm going with it #incoherents

[alsojnpie]

dishes are forever

#I MISSED HAVING A TABLET!!!! #ht papyrus #a gentle touch when you're sad #a menacing touch when it would be funny #he can do it all #LITTLE PRO TIP LIFE HACK THOUGH: IF WASHING DISHES MAKES YOU WANT TO LIVE ON A DIFFERENT PLANET #MAYBE YOU HAVE TOO MANY DANG DISHES #BEING IN A SITUATION WHERE I HAVE 80% FEWER DISHES THAN BEFORE MEANS I DO DISHES MORE OFTEN BUT IT'S SO EASY #AND NOT SOUL SUCKING AT ALL #JUST MY EXPERIENCE!!!!!! THAT'S ALL #I'm sure when i am reunited with my other dishes i will languish in bed staring at this psyching myself up to the task #but i like keeping random jars from food i bought and dishes that i picked up in different places. #they physically remind me of everywhere I've been and sometimes i just look at them and remember where I've been #my favorite is the old ratatouille jar i bought at carrefour in Chengdu #that jarred ratatouille was the nastiest food to grace this earth #i bought it in case it would make a quick easy meal (you don't really find those at the grocery store in China at least not back then) #but even my cheap lazy self couldn't eat it #so no one ever consumed that ratatouille but the jar was pretty big so i put other stuff in it and now it's my dish #and somehow the label is glued on PERMANENTLY it has never washed off after all these years #actually idk maybe it eventually did it isn't here for me to look at but it lasted a long time i know that

[theirloveisgross]

when life... just... yeah.

#I've been crying tears of laughter with this #I'd seen Harry's pic hours ago but idk it hit me just now that I was scrolling #And saw my pfp and I can't stop laughing #Hajshahshhshahaa #nobody will find this as funny as i did i'm so easily amused my god hahshahhsjhashahshs #I love parallels of them so much #The fence #The cigarette and the bottle (I'd if it's a water bottle shut up it's the aesthetic of it all) #The sitting like life is just shit #Life is just shit sometimes it's true #And both pics in italy #I'm just... Hajdhahshshshahshahhahaahahshahah #Oh. And also... #They kiss #And stuff

[mattodore]

everyone say hi jordan ✌

#simblr #the sims 4 #sims 4 #ts4 #ts4 cas #river dipping #jordan lesaint #echthroi #🦇 #okay so for NOW this is jordan <3 tho this is subject to change... a little funny i'm already thinking abt switching his eyebrows lmao #but that's 2/4 of theo's friends done now :) jordan is the oldest of the group and he's a graffiti (mostly) artist as well as a musician #he's my little art school drop out vinyl record obsessed flower boy drummer MWAH #i should've given him a backpack bc he's always got one around his shoulder it's where he keeps his art materials yk #i also wanna find inhaler cc for whenever i make his apartment #he's either my oldest (inception not age) or my second oldest oc... actually hang on he'd be more like the second oldest or third oldest... #sunny was my oldest but i benched her years ago rip #i can't remember if jordan came before or after theo so idk if he's second or third but yeah <3 wasn't originally part of echthroi #bc echthroi is theo's story obviously but i added jordan to it later as one of theo's friends #anyway............... totally meant to post this earlier but i got caught up watching love is blind #i disliked last season but this one is really fun. my one (1) guilty pleasure reality show. #khadija mbowe put me on it with their ''love is...produced insecure and completely unhinged'' video essay <3 #me promoting khadija any chance what can i say