#if you dont want to put your man in a chokehold

[astaroth1357]

Flipping the Script: Leviathan Progression (Human World AU)

Previously: After a baggage mishap at the airport, you and your cosplay group found the perfect replacement for your Lord of Shadows! Rejoice, as now a demon has your number! (Not that you know that)

Contents: Second person (you), fluff, MC is an otaku, MC is down bad, mutual pining between idiots

Part One, Part Two (You are here), Part Three (Coming Soon)...

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Levi met up with you and your team for the photoshoot that day, and it couldn’t have gone better!

As promised, you spent your first visit to the vendors room with him as part of his compensation for helping you out. What you hadn’t expected was for him to be quite so funny during your time together.

He had an infectious energy about him… Especially when talking about the shows and hobbies that he liked to indulge in. Coincidently, they happened to line up with a lot of your interests as well, so there was a nearly endless conversations between you two.

By the time the rest of your team tracked you down to do a scheduled fan signing, you and Levi had already gotten lunch at a themed café and exchanged online handles to play games together back at the hotel. Then they had to sit and suffer through you rambling about just how sweet and hilarious he was...

Even after the convention, the two of you kept up a very steady contact. Weekly game nights were an absolute must and he occasionally would join chats with you if you decided to stream. Leviachan, as you'd happily begun to call him, became a fast regular in your DMs and on your chat history.

You were surprised that for all of Levi's skill, he didn’t have the same kind of social media presence that you had to share his cosplay. You offered multiple times to bring him in for collabs together, but…

Well, Levi was always super cagey with you about just WHERE he lives or even where he was born in! When you first asked, he said it was, “J-just a small place somewhere out there! Nowhere important.”

To some extent, you understood his desire for privacy, so you've never really pried, but it still felt so odd that he wouldn’t even give you a country… Not even a time zone! Whenever you wanted to call him, he’d always just “up.” Did he ever sleep??

What information you could gain from him was mainly family-related. He had six brothers, no Mom, and an estranged Dad. The one you saw on the day you met him, Malcolm, was the second oldest and their relationship seemed… complicated.

It wasn’t until you both decided to do a video call to play a game he sent you that you got to first meet the others...

You had your computer booting up the copy of Demonlands 2 that Levi sent for you to play while the window for your video call rang for him to pick up. It was another typical Friday game night for you, though you decided not to stream in favor of having a chill night of fun with Levi. He had been talking up this as one of his comfort games for a long while, though you had never heard of it yourself, so when he offered to give you copy you sprang for it! Over the months you’d gotten to know the shy otaku, you’d learned to put paramount trust in his recommendations. He really knew his stuff, anime AND game-wise, so listening to him was like having your own personal guru.

You slid your headphones on and got comfortable in your chair right as Levi’s end picked up and the corner of your monitor displayed the smiling face of the man who'd quickly grown to become your best friend. The ambient blue light of his room tinged the violet in his hair a shade of indigo, but left the sunset shade of his eyes more or less intact. You'd already expressed some jealousy to Levi over his sweet setup... what parts of it he's been willing to show you anyway. He'd given you the digital tour of his figurines, manga, and games collections, as well as showing you little Henry. You had no idea someone would commit to an aquatic aesthetic so hard that they’d actually sleep in a bathtub, but at the same time it felt so very… Levi. Nothing in his bedroom was like anything you'd ever seen before, like, who actually sleeps next to an aquarium tank?? Maybe his family were the eccentric type…

“Hey, Y/n! Sorry that I'm picking up late.”

“No, it’s fine! I was grabbing a snack earlier. Did something happen?”

“No, nothing important.”

You watched Levi start checking over his monitor through the screen while mindlessly twisting the black wire of your headphones between your fingertips. When you first started to play games together, these little silences between you would feel awkward and Levi would scramble to get find anything he could to fill them. To alleviate the tension, you’d play a shared playlist of your favorite otacore or ani-songs to make him more comfortable, but for the last month or so he hadn’t needed it as much. The silences were now… pleasant. You could take your time with each other like real friends could and it felt pretty nice.

Most of your offline friends knew how embarrassingly down bad you'd become for this guy. You hoped your cosplay audience hadn't picked up on it yet, but there would always be those comments that point out how you gush about him whenever he offered you a new accessory for your outfits… If you guys had a ship name, you didn’t know it'd be yet.

…

Not that you had any ideas about it or anything. You? Ship yourself with your best friend?? Absolutely not! Like, who would actually do that-?

“Y/n?”

“Huh??”

Levi's voice interjected itself into your thoughts, making you fumble with the headphone wire as you recovered.

“Hey, are you alright? You were just staring off there…”

Now back in reality, you stuttered out an embarrassed apology to your confused friend and try to smile it off.

“Oh yeah, Levi, I'm alright. It's just a long week, so I'm ready for some gaming!”

You prayed that the bubbly feeling in your chest wasn't also showing on your face when you watched his expression light up. That determined smile was more than half of the reason you agreed to these game nights of yours when he first brought up the idea. He took to giving you a good time as passionately as a great DM runs their campaign and you appreciated the hell out of him for it... Having a life on social media and being in the public eye could absolutely drain a person, but with Levi you could just relax and recharge with the stuff you loved…

“Okay, Y/n, do you have everything running?”

“Yep! Got it all installed last night.”

“Great! Go ahead and open the co-op menu and-"

His voice got cut off in your headphones by the sound of a sharp knock coming from behind him. Levi's eyes briefly grew to the size of saucers as they darted over his shoulder then back at your image onscreen.

“Levi...? What's wrong?”

“Nothing! Uh… J-just a second!”

You watched him lurch over his desk and fumble with his mouse until eventually the camera feed cut to black. You were definitely getting concerned, since Levi had almost never reacted that way to an outside noise before, but soon your worry morphed into curiosity. A sing-song voice called out through your headphones, one you had never heard before, and after checking the chat window you realized that, yep…

Levi forgot to mute the call.

“Oh Levi~! What made you think we're done talking? Is that your little friend in there??”

The man's voice was at a higher pitch than Levi's and he sounded pretty… annoyed. Or at least insistent about something. You heard the sound of door hinges swinging open, followed by Levi's much more exasperated tone.

“Go away, Asmo-gak! Why are all of you here!?”

A new voice joined the fray, this one was much softer than the other two. They spoke at a languid pace, slow like honey pouring from a bottle. Did he just wake up or something...?

“We thought you've been talking to a computer this whole time, but Mammon says that they're a real person…”

“Yeah, I’ve seen'em too! Tell'em Levi!”

That one you knew had to be Malcolm! There was no mistaking the energetic punch to his words, but who the heck was Mammon?? You didn’t recall meeting him too…

“Ugh, yes! They're real, but no you can’t all see them! We just started a new game, so go away!!”

“Uhm, Levi?”

Your question must have come through the speakers because, for moment, the sudden silence on the other end was deafening… then all hell broke loose at once.

Another voice spoke up now, one that sounded a lot deeper and almost velvety coming through your headphones.

“Was that them just now?”

Another responds, also deep, but muffled? As if they're trying to speak past a mouthful of marshmallows…

“Mmnph-‘ink so-mmmgh…”

The higher voice chimed in well over them both.

“Oh, we should go say hi!! What do you think, Levi? You can't keep teasing us like this!”

The blank screen on your monitor was starting to kill you seemingly as much as it was them… You desperately wanted some kind of explanation, but more importantly…!

“Levi, who's over there? Are those your brothers?!”

Your ears perked from the a collective gasp you heard on the other end, then the excitable one spoke again.

“They know about us???”

“NO!! N-not everything! Please leave-!!”

You'd be lying if you said that Levi's shout hadn't hurt you right then… It felt like a little crack went tink right on your heart! Had he been keeping you a secret from them this whole time? Was he embarrassed? Or did he not trust you to know too much about himself…? Was it your platform that he was scared of??? You had never broadcasted anything he hadn’t given permission about ahead if time… You wouldn't dare to dox him!! Though you could understand if that was his reasoning, the secrecy still kind of hurt…

“W-wait, Levi, I’ve always wanted to see more of your family...! Why not let them in? Please? We can still play right afterwards!”

“Huh?? But Y/n-!!”

“You heard'em, Levi! Let us through!”

A mass of shuffling filled your headphones while you waited with baited breath. You had even leaned in so close to your monitor that when the window flashed back on, you were briefly blinded by all of the colors at once! It took a few moments for you to make out all five pairs of eyes staring back through the screen. Each boy seemed to be crammed up against Levi's computer desk like lab students all forced to share the same microscope... To your surprise, not a single one of them looked like Levi or even like each other! You probably should have guessed, considering Malcom (who was seated center stage, having stole Levi's gamer chair for himself) looked nothing like him before, but you wouldn’t have guessed all 5 would differ quite as drastically… Would the sixth look that different as well?

“Uhm… hi?”

You tried to smile again to make a good impression, but it was hard to do while feeling like a living petri-dish. You were used to having eyes on you, but this was another level. Perhaps it was the added pressure of not wanting to look bad in front of a good friend's family, but it also could have also been the sheer intensity of their gaze… Levi could get this way too sometimes and it always felt like his orange-hued irises could almost see right through you... Especially if he just lost a game. In those times, his intimidating edge gave you a bit of a thrill. It'd feel like you just bested a dangerous beast in combat, but against ten eyes it was overwhelming… Each one bore right through you as if to examine your very soul…

“Huh,” a blonde one peering over Malcom's right shoulder was the first to speak up. His eyebrows were raised practically off of his forehead in surprise. “So they are real, then.”

The shortest boy, squished up against Malcom as if trying to steal center frame, clasped his hands over his heart and cooed back towards the doorway.

“Aww, Levi, look at that! You actually have a friend now!! And a real cutie, too~ Hello, hun!”

“Yeah, but why do they look like a human…?”

You watched guys instantly stiffen up as all eyes shifted towards a dark-haired boy clutching a spotted pillow just barely in view. It was hard for you to see his face, since it was only half on screen and even then some of it was behind his pillow, yet you could detect something… cold in it. He sounded annoyed, but you couldn’t place why… Was he seriously expecting you to be an AI or something?

To your surprise, the pillow guy was swiftly yanked out of frame and replaced by Levi, though you couldn’t see much of his face either. Only that he was holding onto the pillow guy's sleeved arm rather tightly as he spoke.

“Of course they're human! Not a 2D person or just a computer, but human like the rest of us… Right?”

You'd never heard such a dark edge come over Levi’s tone before. Not even in jest! It must have been rare for his brothers to hear as well, because most stared at him with equally shocked expressions. The arm in Levi's grasp yanked itself away and you heard footsteps head towards the door… but the other brothers stayed where they were. Another long silence flooded in, somethibg that felt far more uncomfortable than any you had experienced with Levi before, until a (frankly) massive dude chewing on a huge slab of jerky spoke up behind Malcolm.

“If they're nice to Levi, that's enough for me.” He inhaled the rest of the jerky into his mouth (which you didn’t quite detect him chewing) before he was already smiling at you with the kind of warmth that you'd see saved up only for the sappiest of shojo scenes. “Hello, thank you for being Levi's friend.”

The rest of the boys all exchanged glances with each other, then a similar kindness took over their faces too. Gone were the piercing stares of just a moment ago, and instead you only felt a welcoming energy radiating out from your monitor. As if sensing the change too, Levi finally came into view of the camera. He leaned down by Malcolm in the spot the pillow guy left open, grinning at you in that way only he really could.

“Y/n... These are my brothers.”

#personally i think not enough time is spent on ridiculously infatuated mcs #if you dont want to put your man in a chokehold #and burrow into his chest with your bare hands #is it even love? #come on now #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me leviathan #obey me mammon #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me satan #obey me belphegor #obey me fic #obey me scenarios #obey me nightbringer

[randomwriteronline]

Perditus grunted a little as he adjusted his leg while laying down against the rock. It was a pleasant day, all things considered: the sun was warm without being smoldering, the winds were strong but not as harsh as usual, and he had something to make the pain a little more bearable.

With his eyes shut he fished a flint lighter and a medicinal sghitt out of the pouch under his thigh armor.

He didn't bother looking as he heard footsteps approach quickly; medication stuck between his teeth, he clicked lazily until he caught the telltale crackle of papery tissue catching fire, took the longest, deepest inhale he could, soaking in the acrid taste and familiar burn in the back of his head, and let an enormous cloud of septic-smelling smoke blow out of his mouth with a growling sigh.

His fellow debtor sat beside him nervously, scanning the horizon.

"Any news?" he asked.

"I was going to ask you," the Glatorian replied.

"None, then."

"None."

Hard nails tapped far too quickly against the rock.

Perditus took another drag. The numbing effect was starting to take hold of his anguishing limb.

"Do you think it'll be soon?" Atakus asked.

The Tapyri exhaled: "Maybe."

"Yes or no?"

"Maybe, I said."

"Maybe means nothing," the other said, glaring at him with his typical nervous anger, the fact that the larger being still wasn't looking at him inconsequential: "Will it be soon, yes or no?"

A shrug: "Probably, yes."

"You think?"

"Unless he wants to observe these freaks of nature do their merry little dance in a new environment for a while. But I'll bet a guy like him has already watched them long enough to get bored by now."

Another pause.

The hard nails were now scratching at the stone.

Another long drag and a puff of smoke.

"Do you think he'll kill us before or after the plan's done?"

"Who knows," Perditus answered lazily. He reclined his head to better bask in the sun. "Before would be a little annoying. For us, of course, he wouldn't care if we never saw what all this thankless work has been for. But then again we're his cannon fodder - maybe he'll wait till he has no need even for that."

He played with his sghitt, turning it between his fingers.

The knowledge that his eventual instantaneous murder would be inevitable had slowly but surely numbed him to the very same fact across the span of the many, interminable centuries that had passed since the day he'd started wracking up this blasted debt, and his only request (which he knew would never be taken into consideration) was to be allowed to die slowly, painfully, so that he could at least feel the life leave his body properly; but Atakus had never managed to make peace with the horror of their shared fate, and now that the moment was drawing near he was every day a little closer to losing his mind completely to the horror of his situation.

Frankly he was surprised the Potori had lived this long, with as anxious a disposition as he had. He'd always imagined he'd get out of his shackles with a stroke.

And yet here they both were.

Awaiting the second coming of a cruel god.

And while entire species were about to be massacred into heaps of melting, wailing scraps any second or day or month now, they were sitting against a rock under a pleasantly warm sun bathing in its light.

He could hear the Agori's irregular breath become louder.

"How's your leg?" Atakus asked in a fruitless attempt at changing the course of his spiraling thoughts.

"Hurts as usual." Perditus replied. "How's your heart?"

"Beating too fast," the Potori answered, "As usual."

The Glatorian's hand leaned over to the smaller being, offering the sghitt between his index and middle: "Take as many as you need."

The medicine was taken from his fingers by significantly shakier ones. He listened to the air slither with a long hiss into Atakus's lungs for the first time; the second was a little longer, a little less frantic, followed by a loud sigh; the third time was slow and deliberate, finally a little more at ease.

He listened to the sound of Skrall armor scraping against stone as the Agori laid back against the warm rock with him. A smaller hand placed the medication back in his palm, and he hummed gratefully before taking another drag himself.

The wind picked up slightly and dragged the smoke away from them.

He opened his eyes blearily, squinting in the sun.

Such a nice day.

Something far, far away, up in the clear sky, exploded. He saw the burst, a blot of bright hot color tearing apart the stratosphere, and long lines of white and faint red as pieces of whatever that was tried to land on Spherus Magna; but the destroyed body was barely above the size of a dot from where he was, and its meteors shriveled up into dust before coming anywhere close to the highest point available for them to strike, and in the end nothing of whatever tragedy had just transpired mattered at all.

The Glatorian hummed.

"Did something happen?" Atakus asked, eyes closed.

"No," his companion reassured him. "Relax."

The Potori did not respond, and got a little more comfortable.

Perditus glanced at him.

Maybe it made sense - he mused for a second, a second only - for Velika, of all cruel, paradoxical beings, to one day have complete and total control over this cruel, paradoxical world.

#bionicle #perditus #atakus #random writing #smoking tw #implied drug use #its essentially painkillers in the form of like a joint but im putting it there just in case yall want it #based on my hc of perditus having a fucked up leg prosthesis that hurts like hell so he needs medicine to have some time without pain #anyways ENJOY YOUR ALLEGIANCE W/ VELIKA!! YOU ARE NOW ENTITLED TO: lifelong debt; nihilism; the assurance that your boss WILL kill you #i dont necessarily care for atakus nor perditus but i like to look into characters' brains and their role as velika's allies is interesting #to me neither of them are properly 'loyal' bc that would imply they respect velika. which they fuckin Do Not #they are terrified of him and he has them in a chokehold bc he can kill them by looking at them slightly to the left if he so decides #but neither side has any respect for the other. theyre useful toys to velika and hes a volatile dangerous and powerful asshole to them #atakus n perditus are not necessarily friends?? either?? but theyre the only bitches on bara magna in this situation so theyre like My Man #just two guys enslaved by a sort of divine entity waiting to be fucked over by said entity. better than bein alone in this ig

[diordeer]

౨ৎ DREAM GIRL

“when it all gets too much, darlin', i'm soft to the touch. hush, hush and stop your rushing, i can be your dreamgirl, baby” - lana del rey (smau)

contains: charlie bushnell x fem!reader, orange cat gf black cat bf

description: omg so sorry for the wait, im trying to slowly finish some requests after the break, little life update: the guy i like has a gf but is still msging me?! and i got tickets to see chappell roan!!

requested by: @tomblythsslut

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iamcharliebushnell yn and… some other weird people

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dior.n.goodjohn omg its yn!!! tell her i need to see her again ASAP!

↳ yn.ln i hear u loud and clear… and YES!!

walker.scobell as much as i feel shamed by the caption its sadly true 😣

user1 yn is so gorgeous i cant

↳ user2 best looking couple of the century 🤷‍♀️

aryansimhadri wtf does that caption mean

leahsavajeffries omg send me the photo of us!

↳ iamcharliebushnell on it 🫡

user4 i need a bf NOW.

↳ user2 agreed

user5 do u guys play fortnite together

↳ yn.ln nooooooo…

↳ iamcharliebushnell we do, theres no shame

↳ yn.ln THERES SO MUCH SHAME

↳ user6 someone has been killed by them before imagine that

↳ yn.ln im not the one killing, still trying to avoid those cliffs

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yn.ln imagine i put a rly cute song lyric in here

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user3 the bows, the uggs, the coffee, the kiss, yes.

↳ user4 she’s the cutest

iamcharliebushnell love you 🫶

↳ yn.ln 🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷🩷

↳ walker.scobell shut up i hate couples

↳ leahsavajeffries WALKER.

user1 girl how hard is it to find a song lyric 🤨

↳ yn.ln theres too many, so i refuse to choose

user8 she won the lottery and there are signs

user2 ur hair has me in a chokehold

↳ user5 porphyrias lover who?

↳ user2 … what?

↳ user5 dw

user6 not to sound like a creep but i CANT stop looking at the photo of them kissing

↳ user7 you sound VERY creepy

dior.n.goodjohn should’ve put focus lyrics 🙄

↳ yn.ln girl NOW u tell me

↳ user8 FOCUS IT ON MEEE

↳ user5 U KEEP ME ON IT BABEE

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yn.ln me discretely saving every photo of charlie from then premier 😶

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iamcharliebushnell GET THAT 0.5 OUT OF HERE

↳ yn.ln i think you look great 🩷

user3 yn knows what the fans want

dior.n.goodjohn so u put a photo of HIM on ur insta post but not us at the premiere? I see how it is 😤

↳ yn.ln NO NO NO NEXT POST I SWEAR

↳ iamcharliebushnell the passive aggressiveness?!

user1 why is the 0.5 actually real cute

↳ yn.ln @iamcharliebushnell see!!

leahsavajeffries omg ur nails r so cute 🤭

↳ yn.ln omg thanks pooks 🤭🤭🤭

user2 your SO REAL for that caption, we all are

↳ user4 *you’re

walker.scobell i love how u take a pic of him casually betraying me ! ☺️

↳ yn.ln dw i got one of u too

↳ aryansimhadri OMG SEND IT PLSPLSPLS

user5 he looks so good 🤩

↳ user6 girl why dont u send that on his acc, this is yns acc no need to talk ab charlie

↳ user5 BRO THEY’RE DATING? SHE POSTED HIM?

↳ user6 people just cant seem to talk about women without bringing up a man

↳ user5 HELLO?!?!

↳ user7 LMFAO

↳ user8 why do they kinda have a point 🤨

↳ yn.ln omg this drama is crazyyy

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#charlie bushnell x reader #luke castellan x reader #percy jackon and the olympians #social media au #smau #aesthetic #charlie bushnell #in the know #x reader

[makoodles]

IVE BEEN GIVEN PERMISSION TO HORNYPOST..... sadistic gaz has me in a chokehold sorry and ovulation is NOT helping me because all my brain makes me think of is his sweet smile as he looks down on you clawing at his sheets and pillow because he's bound your hands <3 the man has this insane 6th sense for when you're about to cum so he always pulls his hips back at the very last second while still stimulating himself so his cum spills over your thighs and tummy while you're left achingly empty :((

and he keeps repeating that until the tears lining your eyes actually spill over and he just goes "awww, was it not enough for my baby? don't worry, I'll give you what you want now, you dont have to cry for me" :((( except you very much do because this man is a capital S-A-D-I-S-T

and finally, finally he sees fits to let you cum and you feel your muscles relaxing from the intense comedown...... but he just. keeps. going. pulling orgasm after orgasm from your overstimulated, wrecked body until you're sobbing for a different reason now, thighs clamping around his head and feet kicking over his shoulders as you try to squirm away and up his bed just to get a fucking break :((

you know the aftercare would be absolutely divine though. he wouldn't let you do a single thing for the rest of the day and the entire day after, thoroughly spoiling you by waiting on you hand and foot. fucks you like you're a whore and then pampers you like royalty for putting up with his insane tendencies <3 my man

SMILING DOWN AT YOU AS YOU CLAW AT THE SHEETS IM SCREAMING

gaz and overstimulation hits so different AHHHH and the orgasm denial and edging?! the way that he'd coo at you that you're being so greedy even as he keeps holding the chance to come over your head? AHHHHH i wanna give him everything i swear to god

also yessss gaz is an aftercare kinggggg for sure! will be kissing your neck and shoulders and murmuring about how pretty and perfect you are for hours!!

#asks #cod thirsts #gaz

[spidergutz-writes]

Miguel O'hara thoughts/Hc's

my friend recently got me into Miguel, and now im hooked.

that man has me in a chokehold, and i dont plan on ever getting out. i cannot describe how carnally i need him, so instead, im making this little thing :3.

please give me feedback and such, as I've never watched ATSV (ooooh but i want to, so bad), so my portrayal of Miguel and his abilities could be severely wrong.

18+ themes ahead, written with fem reader/insert in mind, but can be portrayed as different if you so wish, as I don't put any pronouns in there, or any explicit female bodily descriptions.

MIGUEL O'HARA- who always has his hands on you in some way or another, whether it be on your waist, hips, back, shoulder, or even your ass. he just needs to be touching you.

MIGUEL O'HARA- who has some major issues, losing his kid, so now he's so protective of you, watching you at all times and making sure your safe.

MIGUEL O'HARA- who would kill so many for you, because your his redemption, his salvation, his rescue. you've saved him, and he will do anything in his power to make sure nothing happens to you.

MIGUEL O'HARA- who loves how you smell. it may sound weird, but when your scent fills his overly sensitive nose, his shoulders always relax a little. he's grown so used to the pungent and tangy smell of blood, sweat, and other not so good scents. but, when he smells you? his racing mind calms a bit. he breathes a little easier, and his mind becomes addled with your intoxicating scent.

MIGUEL O'HARA- who loves playing with your hair, the repetitive hand movements calming him down as he continuously combs his hand through your hair, talons softly scratching your scalp.

MIGUEL O'HARA- who want's to be by your side all the time. he never wants to leave you. he wants to be attached to you by the hip, following you around like a lost puppy.

MIGUEL O'HARA- who is haunted by his past, but he so desperately wants to have a child with you, adopted or not. he knows you would make an amazing spouse. He wants to have a family with you so badly :((((

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this is all i have for now! if you have any requests, drop on by!

#miguel o'hara headcanons #miguel o hara x reader #miguel o'hara #miguel o'hara x reader #miguel o'hara x you #miguel o'hara x y/n

[sukunasweetheart]

If there's a will....THERES A WAY....firefighter! Sukuna would have me IN A CHOKEHOLD.... I'm thinking reader is a baker...so we baking the goods in the back and because of the ovens causing horrendous heat, our top buttons are always open exposing the assets👀 but one of the other bakers had an accident, so the oven lit on fire causing the kitchen to light up....then our man is called because a bakery is on fire...maybe he rescues us(he definitely sees the unbuttoned work blouse)....hehehehe.....LOVE YOUR ACCOUNT BUTTERCUP...mwah<3

AWWH THANK U SM!! <33

this is such a cute idea omg... if its not sukuna jumping into the flames to save me then i dont want it...

imagine youre collapsed in the kitchen bc the smoke was too much and you were feeling so faint and dizzy, and suddenly some strong arms lift you up and carry you out... the ambulance takes you in and they rush you to the hospital for treatment while they put the fire out, but other than some mild burns and the smoke you inhaled, you are fine

cant stop thinking about the way you got princess-carried... though you weren't able to see his face with the mask and everything. when you wander around the bakery again just mindlessly without expecting anything (theyre fixing and renovating the place), a tall and tatted man approaches

"oh, it's you. glad to see you're doing alright."

"sorry... do i know you?" you feel a bit intimidated by the stranger (but he's also devilishly handsome).

"not really. but i did carry you out of those flames about a week ago."

"oh. oh! that was you?!"

youre profusely thanking him within the next minute but he tells you flatly that its just a part of his job...

still... if you insist on giving him some homemade baked sweets and cakes as thanks, then there's no real reason to reject it. and he's certain that you can give him something even sweeter... like yourself

he's actually delighted to see you here, what an exciting coincidence. why would you happen to be here, on the same day and time as him - when he decided to take a random look at the site? it's almost like fate.

#he's totally not ogling at your tiddies as well wdym 😏😏 #sukuna x reader #poe answers

[omgjumin]

brat tamer! nanami kento

summary: brat tamer! nanami finds a way to fuck the brat out of you

tags: fem! reader, degradation, choking, manhandling if you squint, orgasm denial, cunnilingus, squirting

notes: head full only nanami in the brain brrrr,, made especially for @kagejima <33

nanami kento was a very known man to be impatient. he never cared for such childish conversations nor jokes. so nanami never wasted any time on trivial matters. though when it came to you, he was patient. he enjoyed every conversation and joke with you. but now was the one time, he could say, yes, he was irritated with you.

you were slowly lowering yourself onto his cock, only to take the tip in before pulling your hips away. nanami's painfully aroused cock slid in between your folds, teasing him with a shit-eating grin on your face. rocking your cunt down onto his aroused tip, coating him more and more with your own liquids. "behave." nanami groaned. his two large hands gripped on your hips holding you still. his brown eyes glared at you, he was starting to get impatient with you. sure he agreed to let you ride him for once, but having you leisurely take your time with him, he couldn't help but slam you back down on the bed. "you fucking brat, you think this is funny?" the smile on your face only widened when he did so. nanami brushed his damped hair back as he sighed. he desperately wanted to put you back in your place, punishing you for teasing him yet he couldn't find it in himself to do so. you liked when he degraded you, spanked you, choked you; anything that nanami did, you liked so it was hard to punish you when you've been a brat. most of the time, you get away with it.

"you're so fucking wet, does being a slut turn you on? do you like teasing me, hm?" nanami gripped your hips harshly before plunging his dick into you. with the unrelenting pace nanami was setting, all you could do was whimper out his name. "dont tell me… you're already cock-stupid." nanami felt his own cock twitch when your face twisted with pleasure, struggling to take him in fully. with a quick roll of his hips, your own sticky warm walls clenched down on him. a tell-tale sign of you getting close. "don't you dare cum, princess." although nanami didn't sound harsh, there was a stern expression on his face. he glared down at you, wrapping one of his free hands around your throat. "oh god fuck…" nanami panted, heavy sighs left his mouth as he got closer to his own finish. slightly applying pressure to where he was holding your neck, the chokehold your pussy had around nanami's dick finally made him cum. nanami kept plunging his load into you, not once letting his pace falter.

that was the only thing you remembered that ended you up here. nanami continued to bring you to your high before ripping away. your tear stained eyes only made the blonde sorcerer more aroused. "please. please, ill do anything. just please let me cum. ill be a good girl. please." you begged as you laid with your eyes closed in front of him. "well you should've thought about that earlier, hm?" you cried out, tears falling down your face as nanami kept abusing your cunt. his long fingers slipped in and out of your hole as his nose was buried deep into your folds. the overstimulation was getting to be too much but nanami's strong grip on your hips held you down. "kento please, im begging you." you cried out once again. you couldn't say you liked this but having your orgasms ripped from you over and over again was turning you on more. your hands gripped his messy damp blonde hair, keeping his mouth on you so he couldn't possibly run away. you couldn't see nanami's face but you knew well enough that he was replicating the same grin you had earlier. "alright, cum for me, my princess." his fingers worked faster into you as his tongue sucked at your sensitive bud. when nanami had hummed against your clit was what made your pending orgasm snap. your fluids squirted over his face as he fucked you through your orgasm.

as your hips started to pull away from his face, nanami stared up at you. your eyes slowly started to close, exhausted from the night's activities. "cute. ill clean you up, stay there." nanami whispered as if it was only for him to hear. as nanami began to walk away, he smiled, now was the first time he was able to fuck the brat out of you. oh god, how he loved you so much

#nanami kento #nanami smut #nanami kento smut #nanami x reader #nanami kento x reader #nanami x you #nanami kento x you #nanami #nanami headcanons #nanami kento headcanons #jujustu kaisen smut #jjk smut #brat tamer nanami #i wanna be his brat :( #omgjumin

[sawturn77]

my,

01: beatiful stranger

will have to remain a stranger until i can see you again.

MASTERLIST.

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he, who was cursed, and i, who was born to die.

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no ones pov.

“you’re being assigned for the execution of yuuta okkotsu, l/n.” one voice spoke. she shrugged, her arms limp at her sides. she only nodded with a monotone face. “the curse that haunts him is a special grade. i’m sure it may not be easy, but as long as you kill the boy before alarming the curse, you should have no difficulty.” another voice said. she nodded again. “i know you’re only a first grade, but-“ “i said, i’d do it. not bother me more than you already have.” the group gasped with audacity, one of the older ones spoke again. “no need to get sassy.” “whatever.” she muttered, walking away and exiting the room.

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“yo, y/n, over here!” panda waved at me from the training grounds. “oh, i didn’t know you three were still here.” an arm came over my shoulder. “you totally bailed on us, y/n!” maki complained. “salmon.” maki suddenly put me in a chokehold, which startled the other two. “where the hell have you been, huh? you can’t just walk out and not tell us where you’re going-!” “i was just with the higher ups..its not serious.” panda silently urged my cousin to let go of me and she complied with an annoyed groan. “i get youre a first grade, but why the hell are they always bothering you?” i just shrug in response. “he wants me to execute someone. yuta okkotsu, or something. i dont remember.” maki gives me an unimpressed look while inumaki just said “mustard leaf” under his breath. “the kid has some kind of special grade curse haunting him, and apparently it’s been killing people.” now that i think about it, why didn’t they assign gojo to do it? he’d have no trouble with the curse, whereas i would probably die in the process. panda speaks up, “are they trying to kill you, y/n?!” “i dunno.” “you’re way too calm! do something about it! reject their commands!” “wasn’t really a command..” “kelp.” they all go silent as i shrug again, fiddling with my necklace. “im going to be late. i have to go.” i smile softly.

“i’ll be fine, i promise.”

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no ones pov.

surrounded by the walls of the execution room, y/n stood dead center, facing the boy in the chair. he has his knees to his chest and his head buried in his arms. she looked more uneasy than ever before. ‘the cursed energy’s practically pouring out of him..he might be stronger than gojo-sensei. what the hell?’ and sighed, sheathing her sword. “hey, yuta okkotsu, right?” he peaked up from his arm, nodding slowly, almost defeatedly. y/n hummed in acknowledgment. “i’m y/n, y/n l/n. can…can you tell me how you ended up here?” she asked with an almost shaky voice. “i-i didn’t mean to, i never wanted to hurt anyone..” y/n reaches for her sword, slowly but surely. her finger lands on the hilt. “cursed technique: chance.” she whispered. he chances of successfully killing yuta was 17.7% possible, but with her cursed technique, she made it 35.4% possible. yuta raised his head completely in confusion and the swordswoman halted. her body completely stiffened. ‘he ‘s beautiful’ she thought, gulping and shaking her head. she can’t think that way, she’s supposed to kill him.

weird.

she gripped the handle. “cursed technique: chance.” she whispered again. the succession rate rose once more. 35.4% to 70.8%. y/n’s lips parted to speak again, but she felt her ribs bending. the consequence. after raising a succession rate more than once, her organs would start to cave in on themselves. she let out a deep breath, slowly pulling her sword out. “i’m sorry i have to do this, okkotsu.”

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the tall blindfolded man patted my head, as he spoke. “y/n, i can’t believe you almost fell for it! you know the higher ups are always trying to get rid of you. don’t except something like that again, ‘kay?” i nodded, still processing the recent events. before i could even pull out my sword, gojo had barged in and told me i wouldn’t have to kill okkotsu anymore and that he’d be joining jujutsu tech tomorrow. now, gojo had left me and him behind, standing side by side with nothing but silence. i sighed. the tension in my body finally let up, by my abdomen still felt like it was being stretched like pizza dough. “why..” i turned to face him. he was still shaking mildly, dark irises looking anywhere but my own. “why..didn’t you kill me when you had the chance?” i shrugged in response. i knew the answer, well, i thought i knew. but, my mind was telling me that my conclusion wasn’t the whole truth, and that there was something more personal behind my hesitation. “i wouldn’t have one against your curse anyway.” i scoff, walking away. i didn’t hesitate because i wouldn’t have won without dying, but because he reminded me of someone.

someone who was cursed too.

behind me, i can hear him hesitating to say more, wondering if he would make things more awkward than they already are. i stop for a moment. “don’t disappoint me, okkotsu. don’t make me regret not killing you when i had the chance.” then, i left.

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the next morning was bright. the sun bled through my eyelids as the birds raged outside. i was hoping to sleep a little while longer. i tossed and turned, hoping to go back to sleep until his image plagued my brain. pale skin, dark hair and midnight eyes…what was his name again? right, yuta okkotsu. i rubbed my eyes with my palms. my body became eager to get up after i remembered what happened yesterday. there was nothing too interesting about him. he’s just a boy who was cursed, at least to me. i make my bed and go to the bathroom. turning on the light, the mirror showed my reflection. a drained teenage girl with bags under her eyes and scars nearly everywhere. the ones on my face had healed a while ago, but the ones on my arms and neck were deep and…disgusting. i brushed my teeth and such, putting on my uniform and my shoes. i grabbed my katana and left.

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i caught maki, panda, and inumaki walking around, gossiping about someone; i presume yuta.

“did you hear about the transfer student coming today? they say he stuffed four of his classmates in a locker.”

“he killed them?”

“tuna mayo?”

“no, but gravely injured, apparently.”

“hmm…well, if he’s cocky, i’ll ring him out.”

“bonito flakes.”

all three of them stopped. they turned in my direction, noticing my presence. “about time you woke up, sleepyhead.” maki teased. inumaki waved as i joined them, rubbing my head. “we thought you were dead for real!!” panda exclaimed and maki shoved him. “so, how’d it go? i assume you killed the boy and the curse?” “no. the boy i was supposed to kill is the transfer student.”

.

.

“HUH?!?”

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“i’ll now…be introducing…the transfer student!! everyone, get excited!” the classroom became silent. “get excited..” gojo said in a defeated voice. his pose was ridiculous. how could such an unserious man be deemed ‘the strongest?’ maki spoke up. “i heard he’s an awfully sour one. im not going to create the mood for someone like that.” “salmon” panda hummed in agreement. the white haired man frowned, turning his head in my direction for help. i just shrug. he sighs. “oh well. come on in!” gojo turned toward the door, awaiting okkotsu’s entrance. if i was someone like okkotsu, i wouldnt want to introduce myself to people with such a bored and unenthusiastic atmosphere. the door finally slid open, and the transfer student himself emerged from it. i hadn’t thought about how the others might react to his curse’s energy.

the moment he steps in the room, everyone except me and gojo are on alert. “wait-! i exclaim before maki and the others prepare for combat. “im okkotsu yut-“ the poor boy can’t even get his name out before everyone gets up, ready to attack him. maki’s spear pierces the chalk board beside okkotsu’s head, clearly startling him. i sigh as gojo just chuckles. “is this some kind of test?” maki queried. “hey, you’re cursed. this is a place to learn curses, it’s not a place for the cursed to be.” after maki states that, gojo has the audacity to explain to him what jujutsu tech is for just now. what an idiot. i randomly shiver. that’s weird. “oh, you all should back away quickly.” the trio turned to the white haired man in confusion. just then, two large arms appeared, one grabbing maki’s spear.

“do not..”

“wait! rika!”

“bully yuta!!”

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i stood in the corner of the wrecked classroom, chuckling as my battered classmates stood there baffled. “how embarrassing.” i mutter, earning a glare from maki. “shut up! i heard that!” “so, as you can see, this boy cursed by rika, who just loves him…is okkotsu yuta! be nice to him, everyone! especially you, y/n.” i scowled. “i didn’t do anything…” gojo smiles, turning back to yuta. “these kids are being rebellious, so i’ll introduce them.”

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“and this is y/n l/n, a cursed technique user! you’ve already met her, but she’s a bit emo and-“

“shut up.” i demand. “anyways, there you have it! now, there are five first years! for your afternoon practice, you’ll be in two groups! toge, panda, and maki, group up!” this albino bastard was planning something. he sent me a grin before he spoke again. “y/n, yuta, pair up!” i sigh in annoyance. he definitely had an ulterior motive. he wouldn’t just put me and yuta in a group so i can show him how to do his job. “don’t look so disappointed, y/n! i just figured that since you’re a first grade, you’d work best with yuta!” rolling my eyes, i just nod.

this should be fun.

he, who was cursed, and i, who was born to die.

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an: FIRST CHAPTER OMG. im not proofreading this i js looked over it a few times. why did i make this so long😞anyways im hoping to post a new megumi and gojo series chapter tomorrow but i might post another yuta chapter cs i love him sm. anyways i hope u guys have a wonderful day🥰.

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk x reader #jjk smau #gojo satoru #yuta x reader #yuta okkotsu #jjk yuta

[probablylia0]

fwb roommate schlatt wearing a compression shirt... pls this man has me in a chokehold

hes just walking out of his room and you see him from the couch and cant take your eyes off him

"fuck me right now"

"what did you say?"

"i said fuck me on this god damn couch you moron"

OMGGG😍😍 Just staring at him while you hold your phone in your hand and maybe taking a couple pictures 👀👀

“Why’re are you starin’ at me..?” Schlatt said slightly squinting at you. “Cause your hot.” You blurted out. “What-“ “Huh?” There was a small awkward silence until Schlatt spoke up, “Were you taking photo’s of me..?” Schlatt said quietly slowly walking toward you and standing in front of you, and looking down at you sitting on the couch. “No…” You said quietly. He raised his eyebrows at you and smirked before pointing at the dark window behind you that was reflecting your phone screen, with the camera app open. You turned around and as soon as you saw the reflection you immediately turned off the phone and put it face down on your chest. “i don’t know what your talking about.” You said maintaining eye contact. He placed his hand next to your head on the couch cushion before leaning in and glancing at your lips. “If you wanted me so bad sugar, you could’ve just asked..”

just in case you dont know what a compression shirt is its this!! ⬇️⬇️

#jschlatt #jschlatt x reader #schlatt #schlatt x reader #jschlatt fanfiction #schlatt fanfiction

[beatupcorpse]

look I made that AU for me and my need of my monkey brothers bcuz this fandom has me completely starved. I JUST WANT BONDING AND PAIN TIMES

the title refers to -SWK's- greatest fear, which is to fail MK so badly that this is how things end up, the kid the Lady's new weapon.

i already said it and kinda showed it in my post but MK takes the hit instead of SWK and immediately this is bad this is terrible he attacking right out of the bat. his hits actually hurt. SWK realizes this is full power MK.

since we know that the possessed are still aware of everything, on MK's sight, getting himself trapped like this just kinda leaves him defeated and becomes the perfect vessel for LBD. doesnt help that he is terrified of this demon

This whole situation is a bit different from possessed!SWK who could hold back punches and fight off his possession even if just a lil bit at first. MK won't get that. He is the perfect weapon for LBD basically. doesn't take much energy to control, equal to SWK in power and cannot hold back. DISASTER

Even worse! His friends don't want to hurt him in the first place! w SWK it was easy because fuck the guy amiright, but this is MK! their friend! Mei's bestie!!!! Dadsy's son!!!!!!!!!!!! it hurts to see MK and be met with souless eyes and murderous intentions

haha.... haaaaaaa...this means that when Mac teams up with them....he and SWK get to have moments oh god I can't let my shipper brain take hold. is FIEN, WE JUST GET MORE DIVORCE ARGUMENTS but also perhaps maybe they are very in sync as they talk about the plan? Mei would probably make fun of em. ok thats it thats all Im giving myself .... and the rest of the time they spent together

aND MAN!! SWK IS JUST SO FILLED WITH GUILT!! probably super numb and serious now. trying to make a plan. muttering to himself. Mei forces him out of his bubble and demands him to act like he is part of the team and share ideas or else they (and MK) are TOAST. and he has to SUCK IT UP AND LISTEN. FOR ONCE!!!!!

we get a "you're right pony girl" "I HAVE A NAME" to light up the mood anyway

bcuz at the end of the day, the team would have to be divided just like in the show, just that instead of MK is SWK. Lucky for Mac tho, in this au he doesn't have to fight MK alone, now he has SWK to take half of the hits. its his time to suffer as he tries to defend himself against his own power, take the staff and try his hardest to not hurt the kid.

whenever he does land a hit on him!! man that feels terrible. LBD taunts him about it. careful there, u wouldn't want to take out ur own student. SWK could maybe win if he put his all, he is the monkey kiing after all. but he would rather take a beating and hear her laugh her head off.

Im not talkin much about Mac bcuz I think he would be taken out of the competition so fast. sad sight. he still tried tho. hes bleeding but not dead he is fine i promise. he is happy to just let SWK take it from there

btw don't think too hard about the staff and how its in MK's hands and not stabbed into the ground just shhhhshshshs. wireless charging the mecha (i actually dont remember if thats what it was doing)

but fuck the staff man. IS DESPERATION TIME! SWK starts talking to MK. he apologizes for everything. he begs. "MK. forget everything Ive told you, listen to me now: you cannot give up"

MK seems to stutter in his next attack. SWK blocks it and keeps talking

"Don't give up on me and especially don't give up on yourself. fight it out kid. I believe in you"

The blue glow of MK's eyes weakens. the sounds of LBD struggling increase the more SWK talks to him. she tries to shut him up. MK now has SWK on a chokehold. Still, the annoying ass monkey won't shut up.

The grip in his neck tightens but he continues

"You have such great friends. You need to keep on fighting for them. They miss you too."

"You're something special bud and not because you are the monkie kid."

His expression starts to change

"I'm proud to be your mentor. Please come back"

and MK snaps out of it.

-

from there I feel like itd be pretty much the same. as u can see the au is not terrible different. is just different enough for me to get SWK being honest and sweet to MK and MK to listen everything he needed to hear. and also pain. I could span on many lil things but is very late and im basically ripping this off my chest so its just out here

oh and also

I get a real hug between them in this AU

#ghost talk #rotten art #worDS ARE ART!! #juvenile monkey

[cloudcountry]

isaac's chapter ten story has me in a chokehold PLEASE HELP ME

he literally start with this weird ass shit. Good Sir. CONTEXT HE FELL OVER ON MC BECAUSE HES SICK I JUST REALIZED THAT MIGHT BE IMPORTABT LMAO

napolean is literally a lifesaver :((( thank you bro i appreciate you bro

HES SO CUTE STOOP it's okay babe im here to take care of you muah muah <3333

HES SO SWEET TOO AGSGHSJAHS but no im not leaving deal with it. ❤️

exactly <3 i couldn't have said it better myself!!! let me dote on you CMON MAN

>:T

ITS NOT YOUR FAULT!!! if i get sick it's my own fault you can't take the blame for this i will not let you.

MC......MC DONT DO IT

damn it mc.

I KNOW I KNOW IM SORRY I DONT KNOW WHY MC DID THAT HELPPPP

i don't think he would appreciate you calling him a baby LMAO

please lie down......pleseeee lie down darling :((( cmon man

WAIT EHAT HOW DOD WE GET HERE i meannnn ah ha ha lip bite for sure babygirl!!!

NOT THE PUPPY DOG EYES RAHHHHHHHHH FINE

I WANT ME TO SPOON FEED HIM CMON

i guess so C: he's starting to trust us!!! and care about us!!!!! SCREMAING ND CRYING

mmmm......yeah but a girl can dream can't they :C

SHUT THE FUCK UPB HES SO ADORABLE I AM GOING TO SHOVE HIM IN A BELBDER AND PUT HIM IN A MOCROWAVE AND WATCH HIM SPIN AROUND AND EXPLODE RAHHHHHH

HES ALWAYS BEEN SWEET SHUT UP

mmm that's true C: it's very nice hehe <3 HE SHOULD GET SICK MORE OFTEN ACTUALLY /j

THEN I MUST BE A TERRIBLE PERSON FR

CONTEXT he asked mc to help him DRINK his silly little fake blood!! LIKE WHAT. WHY IS MC SO FLUSTERED JUST HELP??? I DONT GET HOW THATS EMBARRASSING GIRL YOU TRIED TO MAKE OFF HIS SHIRT

no :(((( why would i leave you here???

STOP IM GOING TO SCREAM THATS SO CUTE

ITS SO GOOD THOUGH.....SO GOOD FOR MY HEART AND SOUL.

this was a long ass post so i am sorry if you hit the read more expecting something small LMAO

he's so babygirl kissibg him

#🍎! isaac ikevamp gushing real #🍎🐙! apple tater & spaghetti #auburn talks ikevamp <3

[fatuismooches]

your Capitano brainrot had me in the chokehold omg, your brain is HUGE

I love the idea of reader and Capitano training the new fatui recruit together at the end.. I cant stop imagining the reader has this motherly vibes to the new recruits.

Everytime these recruits did well in their training, they will recieve gifts from reader. If there's a recruit crying because of the pressure they felt in the fatui or somethings happened in their life, the reader will be there to comfort them. And sometimes reader will give them headpats too :D (not to mention Capitano being jealous while watching in the shadows.. He wants a headpat from reader too😔)

but still.. remember that the reader is a former mercenary? (and the fact that reader managed to survive from Capitano's attack from day to night back then was amazing already) yeah, i can see reader will seriously kick these recruit asses if they keep being too difficult and wont behave (some of the recruits learn the hard way..). So dont get fooled by reader's appearance 😅

-🥝

PLEASE THANK YOU.... THE CAPITANO BRAIN ROT NEVER ENDS!

No, because I love the idea of the Harbinger's partner having a big parental vibe to the regular recruits/soldiers, especially with Capitano. Big scary man with his little sunshine lover lol.

"Guys Capitano isn't even that scary don't worry!!" You try and convince the recruits while the said man is hovering over all of you and the only thing keeping the recruits together is your big smile lol.

And yea, the recruits honestly need someone nice like reader to keep them together because the soldier life seems too hard... and yes Capitano who is simultaneously touched and warmed by your kindness but also jealous because HE should be getting that attention!!

And I really love the idea of reader being just as strong/maybe even stronger than the Harbingers! (someone needs to put these fools in place sometimes... ngl they'd all probably simp for that anyway hehe)

The first time the recruits see your strength, for that moment they're more scared of you than they are of Capitano! 😭😭 All of the younger ones have only heard stories of you but when they see your strength in person?? Boy... they now remember to keep themselves in check from now on... Now they understand why you are Lord Harbinger Capitano's esteemed lover! (Cue Capitano being mega proud of you and also loving to see your fighting skills again after so long.)

#smooches talks #capitano love notes <3 #nah cuz why capitano gotta be so fine tho #🥝 anon

[boxwinebaddie]

uncle nina be honest: is ravenstans type just tall white men?

EYE--

tHE SOUND I JUST MADELHSKDDSLKDHS this is so FUCKING FUNNY HELLLLLLLP PLEASE....jail FOREVER!!! LIFE!!!!!EVER!!!!!

also....yes it is...ye...s it is...thats soo...

...my hand is over my EYES, anon.

WOW!!!!!

WOOOOooOOOOOoooOOOOw!!!!!!

I'm Embarrassed! i just Know his mexican ancestors are Rolling like sharon...i'm so sorry, baby, i'm So glad you don't have to see this...

but okaokok...LIS!TEN....li sten...

so bc i want to Laugh ( im already laughing )...i feel like when they're dating he's on tiktok live drinking some jersey box wine while kyle cooks dinner nbd Just Sbboyfriend Things also wheeeew!!! house husband kyle my beloved <33 hes so FIONE and CAYOOT :'))) I Love U Baby...ur going to heaven... STAN tho??? HELL IS HOT!!! BOILING!!!

because people keep spamming him w/ a filter to do and hes kinda tipsy and mostly down bc hes bored...but it's the fkn Rank Your White Boy Of The Month From One To Ten filter & hes like gUYS I CANNOT DO THAT I WILL GET IN tRoUbLe STOP IT...but like looks over his shoulder and kyle is listening to music hes like not paying attention so reallyquietly hes like...okay...just Real quickLKHDSHDKSHD >.>

LIKE YOU ARE LITERALLY GOING TO JAIL!!!! HE HAS A PROBLEM!! THE CHOKEHOLD THAT TALL WHITE MEN HAVE OVER RAVEN LIKE THAT NEEDS TO BE STUDIED IN A LAB!!!! ITS THAT SERIOUS!

buuut i bet you in this auniverse kyle is probably On that filter so ravenstan is like you yknow what friends....its fine. we will just leave that top spot open just in case...Itll Be Fine...shhhhshsh ( smh......jfc )

and you know what it IS fine At First because like ew matty healy??? glen powell... like...truly low tier BUT THEN IS LIKE WHAT A MINUTE WHY IS ADAM DRIVER KINDA...HIS NOSE...WOW WAIT IS THAT THE GUY FROM EUPHORIA HOLD ON HES SO TALL WAIT A DAMN SJDHDSHDSD like its just...hes sWeAtiNg like this is WHACK GUYS hell is So hot! why would u send me this!!?...also...4...Obviously. SHKS

LIKE?S?DDSLJDJ:JDSS GO TO CHURCH!!! REPEEENT HARLOT!!!!

all while jerseykyle is Making Him Pasta!!! like what happened to got a white boy on my rosta he be feeding pasta and lobster!!!! HUH???? the BETRAYAL!!!! WOWWWW!!! s!m!H!

cue ravenstan like -looks over shoulder biting nails- u guys Cannot tell kyle about this like bEST FRIEND YOU ARE ON TIKTOK!!! LIVE!!!!

but yknow...he left that one and ten spot open...and its almost done theyre basically free...the thing is rolling and he squints like who is that...nOOOOO SHUT UP IS THAT SPENCER REID??? I HAD A FAT CRUSH ON IN CRIMINAL MINDS WAIT BUT LIKE WE CANT PUT HIM AT TEN LIKE THATS JUST...I CANT...LIKE WHAT ARE THE ODDS WERE GOING TO GET KYLE THATS NOT--ITS FINE!! *sweats*

and puts mgg at One and its rolling one last time and hes like itsfineitsfineitsfine EverythingIsFine!! aND thEN GETS KYLE AND IS LIKE.....OOoOoOF PLEEEASE PLZ SAY SIKE and house husband jerseykyle rolls up BEHIND HIM!!!!! like all concerned hand on hip in the star of david apron ( pls kiss me wow kyle im so sorry bestie ) like babe i am trying to fkn cook dinner why is my TickTack blowing up?? im trying to listen to ABBA like what the fuck is so important that dancing queen is being interrupted rn and also??? why are people telling me to fight the tall nerdy guy from that one CIA show???

and ravenstans like DOOONT WORRY ABOUT IT MY LOVE LMAO DONT WORRY ABT IT!! ALSO THEYRE NOT CIA THEYRE FBI AND HIS NAME IS SPENCER REI and then kyle looks and is like oH OKAY YOU WOULD KNOW ABOUT THAT HUH STAN WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WHY ARE YOU RANKING WHITE MEN ON THE INTERNET!!!!! HELLO!!!!.....and everyones like oh my gopd i cant believe my otp is breaking up on camera like....im laughing....Im...

anyways...stan permanently lives in tall white man jail. Life Sentence.

-uncle nina, breaking my silence to post This of all things

#this was so funny i started crying #i have no idea what compelled me to answer this or answer it in this unhinged manner but i saw the filter on tiktok and i was like ohhhh my #anyways...hell is hot....tall fashionable white man...probably prominent nose...kinda mean...literally jail #ravenstans ancestors doing backflips #i would blame sharon but sharon did the same thing this is so... its a generational curse...i cant believe it... #this seriously was so funny to me like i could be answering important plot questions but this was too real #ALSO LISTEN SPECIFICALLY SPENCER REID ITS NOT JUST MGG LIKE ITS SPECIFICALLY SPENCER REID FROM CRIMINAL MINDS #WHICH I GET IT BESTIE BUT ALSO YOURE GOING TO JAIL #but that tracks for him like thats reallly...KYLE WAS LIKE WOW CORRECTING HIS NAME AND EVERYTHING IS THAT UR BOYFRIEND ??!! HMMM??? SLKHDLK #screaming crying throwing up like Babe Please!!! IM SORRY!!! CAN WE tALK ABOUT THIS IM SORRY U KNOW UR #ONE IN MY HEART MI CORAZOOOON ;-;;; #where is the white boy rehab and how do i get stan there #in the TRENCHES also u know what his abuelo was also in white gay boy hell during ww2 like some1 needs to STUDY THIS #STAN LIKE PLS UR MY FAVOEITE WHITE BOY DONT DO THIS PLEASE ITS PASTA NIGHT #WERE CELEBRATING UR CULTURE PLEASE THE SONG OF UR PEOPLE IS PLAYING #like soy chicken alfredo and abba is the white experience and stan b experiencing it #he livelaughluvs white boys #unfortunately same i love jacob elordi so bad #Jail #edit: please know jeremy allen white was also high spec in the bear when he was yelling at everyone

[dreambranding]

this is literally so serious to me Please all criticisms to my inbox ok FALL OUT BOY ALBUMS RANKING

infinity on high cause she's THAT GIRL. i didnt even know ENGLISH when i listened to this album for the first time and still i got hooked and every bit of lore i learn makes me want to kill myslef in the best way. this is the album my sister calls the gay one because of how many times i've talked about the symbolism and the gay sex. Wishing to be the friction in your jeans, man..

folie I actually only knew i dont care until 2017 and then my life fuckign changed LIKE WHAT DO YOU MEAN. wams and tiffany blews are part of my top five fob songs ever it that serious. BUT ALSO GOLDEN?? HEADFIRST?? WHAT A CATCH. COFFEE'S FOR CLOSERS. THREE TIMES FOR THE HOLY GHOST! it would be the first if infinity hadn't actually properly changed my brain chemistry

from under the cork tree: something about how the themes of this album talk to infinity makes me seriously want to wed it, it's so delicious?? like do you guys ever read something that's so well done that you just want to kiss it. they call it competency kink i just call it being in love with their work. anyway. beautiful album. nobody pits baby in the corner

mania Like i spent these few minutes talking about it. UNDERRATED!!!!! UNDERRATED!!!!!!!!!!! NOBODY GETS HOW FUN AND AWESOME SHE IS BUT I DO!!! HOLD ME TIGHT anthem for high school me. also one of the first ones i could understand without fully googling the lyrics

so much for stardust. I think she single-handedly made me go thru 2023 Sorry for relying on albums to stay up and about. The way they refer to their own previous musical identity has me on a chokehold. also it's so clearly a pandemic album and i find that really interesting, the commitment to refer to their context. WHEN I SAID LEAVE ME ALONE THIS ISNT QUITE WHAT I MEANT I GOT THE QUARANTINE BLUES WHAT'S LEFT? ??? <- written on my wall

take this to your grave is so awesome to me sorry i literally have to put it here its not top 5 but IT IS LOVELY TO MEEEEE i like it so much but its clearly a very experimental one idk

save rock and roll I like the songs individually Idk why it annoys me so much the order they are placed that i cannot in my good conscience put it up. also i havent watched the mv movie entire SORRY I HAVE TROUBLE FOCUSING ON MOVIES ON MY OWN AND I HAVDNT CONVINCED MY SISTER TO WATCH IT WITH ME

ab/ap: i have Heard there's controversy with this album I just have a lot of fun with a lot of songs but there's a lot of skips so last my bad. uma thurman irresistible fourth of july and immortals songs of all time tho. ARGUE WITH THE WALL

evening out with your girlfriend is their first one for a reason

#star rambles #WHATEVR

[eldritchmochi]

b m u y ! letter ask game

B - A pairing–platonic, romantic or sexual–that you initially didn’t consider, but someone changed your mind.

i fully blame seize and gem for getting me on the shadowidomauk train, regardless of the teif personality. seize especially has me in a chokehold re: their lucien and essek combo in one of their fics, which i have not read nor do i even know if its been posted but they keep sending me snippets like MOCHI YOU WILL LOVE THIS IT HAS ALL* YOUR KINKS and by dog they're right (*it is not actually "all" this is impossible as i have Too Many Kinks but)

also gem's essek-owns-a-boujie-coffee-shop au that has shadowidomauk as end game is cute as shit im sorry gem that i haven't had the spoons to edit more (its so good aaa)

M - Name a character that you’d like to have for a friend.

i answered M with "ashton" over here in this post the other day but another character i would want to be friends withhhhhhhh hmmm lets say asterion. no i have not played the game but from the lore i have absorbed via cherry he is very much the kind of gay i would have fun having catty gossip with while also being the sort of rock for him to lean on and like..... not therapy him i hate being peoples therapist but the immovable object he can bounce trauma off and figure out How 2 People again. i think he would appreciate my bluntness and the way i set clear, explicit boundaries but am otherwise unflappable, and i would certainly appreciate his humour, and we can bond!! over the whole being ace as a result of trauma!! :D

U - Three favorite characters from three different fandoms, and why they’re your favorites.

answered U over here with ashton, kylo, and bucky over here but lets do it again!!

lets kick it off by going Old School with the Original Husbando ^TM: vash the stampede. you have no idea how jazzed i am about the new trigun anime (no i have not watched it i merely enjoy the smut on twitter) because vash is like, my og blorbo. did i have blorbos before? yes, kind of, but my Wants in a man* (*fictional character) had not yet developed so they were but proto-blorbos. vash tho... he has it all: tall pretty boy happy go lucky twink who is secretly Full Of Trauma but shoves it down super hard by being just so upbeat and goofy, and just really wants..... love and peace lmao. a lot of my blorbos historically have similar vibes in the "puts on an act to cover deep severe trauma" way lmao

next up: more anime i guess, but modern: i honestly super fucking love all might???? like SO MUCH he is such an interesting character and i desperately want to read fic of him grappling with his severe health issues alongside his image as a hero AND his mentoring of midoriya (preferably with that guud guud smut, but i have no clue who i'd ship him with, i only got two seasons in lmao). unfortunately, everything i like about him isnt even in cannon its just stuff that i, a cripple, can extrapolate from the worldbuilding and lil snippets we get of him but MAN i am o b s e s s e d

third!!! more comics: loki, specifically the agents of asgard loki. i am 100000% planning to cosplay that loki (i have the hair after all) and i am very excited because he is just so very Gender. it was the first time i saw a genderfluid character in mainstream media and his "i AM gender queer, i IDENTIFY as a bitch" like is something i quote constantly to describe my gender. also hes just such a dick who is obviously trying to do better and unlearn bad habits and god, i dont remember specifically what its about but he has a big fight with his earthside contact roommate buddy helper person over something and then comes crawling back and does this big speech where he talks about how he knows hes a fuck up but he's trying and he values her friendship so much even if he's been shit about showing it and it is chefs kiss

Y - What are your secondhand fandoms (i.e., fandoms you aren’t in personally but are tangentially familiar with because your friends/people on your dash are in them)?

dragon age. just... i know so much vague dragon age lore from listening to cherry talk about it because it is their BIG love for video games (pending bg3..... not sure if itll overtake da but theyre very sad they cannot play it again til monday lmao). i absolutely instigated a convo with someone on okc asking if xyz thing was a da reference and i was rIGHT it secured me a date lmao

similarly, mass effect, batfam stuff, haunted mansion, nbc hannibal (dont ask me why its a fandom in law still i cannot explain), s8 infinity (???? i only know matcha blossom), the final fantasy mmo, taz......

you can ask me more of these letter questions!! i have much time to spare!! maybe!!!

#mochi rambles #mochi asks

[gayspock]

ok yj

literally everyone peacing the fuck out like i cant doooo this shittttttt, coach ben like "um... byeeee" (walks away) and misty having a panic attack bc she lowkey killed someone 2 secs ago, and then the others starting to do rituals in the corner whilst shaunas giving birth......... AND THEN the flashforwards with shauna being . kind of a terrible person... 😭 like i cant even blame her sometimes shauna you have protect #1 here come on woman

LIKE WHAT SHE SAID TO CALLIE CHRIST ALIVE and callie just sorta looking at her like um. as she realises yeah moms kinda cazzzyyyyyyyN BUT LITERALLY . IF I WAS SHAUNA I'D BE MORE THAN FUCKING CRAZY . EVERYTHING SHE WENT THROUGH. FUCKING HELL.

ok im still watching and im about to vom about coach ben just literally playing music in his head and having fantasies about playing party games with his boyfriend hes literally so dead whilst shauna fucking gives birth

UM.......

I THINK IM GOING TO HAVE A MELT DOWN WATCHING THIS

OH GOD THE NOISES OHJHHH MY GODDDD AHHHHHHHRHGHGHGHGHGHGHHG NNONOOOOO IM WATCHING IT ALL GUSH AND MUSH OUT FUCKINGGGG HELLLLLLLLLLLL JESUS CHRISTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

im also so crazy for lottie as well right now god shes so..........

can i also say. van is fucking living the life im so crazy for her little piece of the world i know what tai is saying its all a fantasy but her fucking shop i feel like my eyes are watering can you even imagine bro.......

okay wait sorry i got distracted

but fucking hell okay what i was gonna say about lottie idk okay fucking hell i hope they never confirm whether there is anything supernatural or NOT supernatural in this show i know thats a contentious topic with this right now with ppl saying either or but literally i dont think it MATTERSSS .... its about faith.......... isnt it...

oh god- OH GOD THE SECODS AFTER WHEN EVERYONE WAS LIKE "i knew you could do it" i had a gutwrenching meltdown like fuck the parallels between that and jackie when she was passing over. the everyone surrounding her with happy faces. i thought there was going to be a fucking HORRIFIC MOMENT where that baby was so dead but also now god what the fuck bc that baby is SO HERE so now uhm. where is it. yeah.

maybe they dont eat the baby but even if it dies or if they leave it in the wilderness my god thats so fucked up but ALSO ALSO ugh my #1 WORST. FEAR. ARE The ocuntless conspiracy theorists saying that it's, like, lisa or something because i hate that on so many levels .... i dont want the baby to be anyone weve seen in the future rn bc i just. uhhhhg. i hate stupid twists like that im sorry.

anyway god back to that thing i was saying... of faith... like fuck man the ambiguity the not knowing if its real, if its not real... of whether there IS something out there. thats what makes it so powerful and what has such fucking grip on these girls because ultimately its their faith and what they put into it thats really got the chokehold ... it doesnt matterrrr if theres something supernatural or not .... imo .... and i dont think thts wishy washy - i know it COULD be, if the writing doesnt bring it back but....

like ugh idk i hatebeing a snotty guy but its so annoying when ppl are all about THE ANSWERRSS THE DEFINITE ANSWERSSSS sorry i have to listen to my coworker try to talk about this show and im like just kinda wracking my brain like who cares what the absolutes are can we enjoy the journey of these girls and their characters puh leaseeeee sniff sniff

im also so fucking crazy for jeff. i am SORRY.

"HI VAN?" (HANGS UP) YA COULDNT MAKE IT UP!

also oh god im watching shauna with this baby and my heart is breaking watchin her try to fucking handle it i cant imagineeeee and again the juxtaposition of that and her in the fucking future with callie in the police station jesus fucking CHRIST man "YOUR KID DOESNT LIKE YOU TOO MUCH DOES SHE" HELLOOOOOO

"YOU REALLY DID A NUMBER ON HER" oh my godddd

something something mothers always being these nurturing figures in fiction of being the faceless somethings in the background. osmething something shauna being fucking insane by comparison get me OUT OF HOW I ENDED UP HERE something something trapped in the wilderness being a mother cant get out something something trapped in the marriage cant get out . hey shauna are you okay

i never even wanted to be a mom i neverrrrrrrr wanted this I DID NOT START OUT A BAD PERSONNNNNNNNNNNN. SHAUNA GIRLIE leave my kid out of it leave my kid out of it COME ON MAN

kevyn with a y is a grade Y yucky loser

callie is kind of eating here btw. "that groomer cop. hes nasty." THEY KNOW THEY WERE FUCKING FREAKS

also oh my god shaunas little meltdowns cut to lottie f- hi fucking hello. HI FUCKING HELLO. LOTTIE. LOTTIE GIRL.

IS EVERYONE FUCKING NORMAL RIGHT NOW

HE NEEDS TO FEED ...

YO COACH BEN YOU NEED TO START RUNNING MAN WE NEED TO GIVE YOU A HEADSTART

CUT TO JEFF IN THE FUCKING CAR. VOM.

also my god lottie being the centre of it all like i did have my . sigh i dont know i wish lottie was MORE present in the first season in a sense like i wish there was more of her . but her being the centre and the one theyre both all "against" but also like they all have such a deep connection with her and

NATALIE WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THE FISH

NATALIE THE FISH DIDNT FUCKING DO SHIT

COME ON NATALIE MAN

BROOOOOOOOOO

EXACTLY NATALIE HELL

natalie being so survivor and the one whos a hunter but being the one who cant fucking kill a fish and is always the oje barely surviving i love natalie

"ITS YOU AND ME KID AGAINST THE WHOLE WORLD" SHAUNA ARE YOU FUCKING ALRIGHT IN ANY CAPACITY .

oh my god that made me so- so- so-

wait

th baby isnt

oh

okay

um

...

dot dot dot

umm

okay i thik im going to puke im going to cry ........

NO . NO THATS SICK WHAT I WAS SAYING WITH THE PARALLELS BEFORE AND JACKIE AND THEN HER VISIO OF THEM ALL EATING AND TH... THIS IS FUCKING HORRIBLE SO MUCH MORE HORRIBLE EVERYTHING

IHATE MY LIFE

#Egg.txt #yellowjackets liveblog #under a read more bc the ep just dropped and this is rambly anyway #WELL NEVERMIND I WROTE THAT WHEN I WROTE THE FIRST THING THEN I STARYTED LIVEBLOGGING