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just-sarah-xx · 11 months

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my intro (sarah's version)

☆ you can call me sarah, any other nicknames are good too // also sarbear, creds to xe i love the nickname hehe ☆ ur local chaotic sleep deprived girlie who tries to be aesthetic ☆ she/they ☆ i'm bi ☆ sun: libra ♎︎ moon: libra ♎︎ rising: pisces ♓︎ ☆ fav aesthetics: rockstar gf, downtown girl, chaotic academia, green academia, etc. ☆ australia !! ☆ infp<3 (pls talk to me im so introverted lmao) ☆ taylor swift, conan gray, phoebe bridgers, tv girl, olivia rodrigo, the neighbourhood, steve lacy, dominic fike<3 ☆ i love art, reading, astronomy, taking long walks, playing guitar, making playlists and aesthetics

☆ stuff you'll see me posting about: -> one direction -> genshin -> league/heartsteel -> random shitposts -> shifting -> rants about stuff -> drawing -> many different books -> obsessing over someone -> etc.

my socials<3 ☆ pinterest: justsarahxx ☆ spotify: sarahx.jpg ☆ insta: saracha_sauce.xo

my mooties<3: @niallermybabe - bells, probably will tag as bells💛 (im sorry i dont have a better name) @quackethh - tay, will tag as quack quack @antisocialgaycat - lele, will tag as bestieboowifeyforlifey @cc-horan - cc, will tag as cc or 🍍 @strawberry-lia - lia/laura, will tag as 🍓 @localrockstargf - my shifting bestie xe, tagged as 🎸 @sad-trash-pigeon - fernie, tagged as pigeon🌿 @shutup-andletme-go - jack, YOU ARE JACHARY IM SORRY U DONT HAVE A SAY IN THIS @thatsawesomedontyouthink - emma, i also havent given you a tag yet im very sorry @waitingforthesunrise - ari, will probably tag as ari☀️🌿 @5ducksinatrenchcoat - flora, will probably tag as duckies x5 @svnflowermoon - lucy, will probably tag as luc🪩<3 waaaaiiittt wait wait wait @sleepy-vix (im so so so sorry i am so sorry ur so special omg i cant believe i didnt add u) - vix, uhh ill tag u as vix (mitski's version) @elemelom OMG my irl, imma tag you as em :D melon (im sorry thats just what i associate your name with) i will do more im sorry if i missed u (i haven't fully added the moot tags so some might not show up)

so yeah thats my intro imma prolly edit it later have an amazing day<333

#intro #looking for moots #ily if u talk to me istg #bestieboowifeyforlifey #quack quack #🍍#🍓#🎸#pigeon🌿#bells💛#ari☀️🌿#duckies x5 #JACHARY #luc🪩<3 #vix (mitski's version)

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lokislytherin · 2 years

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PSYCHO.

pairing: yandere student council president!sonny brisko x vice pres!reader

summary: sonny brisko is adorably loyal, attentive and loving, which makes him the perfect boyfriend... right?

word count: 1166

a/n: taichou saiko? no, only taichou psycho. to all briskadets freaking out over this exact moment (gut spilling zatsu yandere moment), this one’s for you!

fic title from 'psycho’ by red velvet, and banner made by me (unbalanced divider also made by me lol art is not my strong suit and i didn’t have a ruler)! hope you enjoy! wrote it in lower case to fit the Sonny Brisko Aesthetic

disclaimer: this fic is for your indulgence! reblogs are nice and if you recommend it on twt i’m fine with that too (as long as you tag me so i know) but please PLEASE don’t post it under any official tags

today marks the one-month anniversary of your relationship with sonny brisko.

you still can’t quite believe it, to be honest. to think the two of you started off as the bitterest of enemies through the entirety of grade school (he ate the ant you helped cross the road! how dare! you overcame your fear of insects for that!), then desk-mates and grudging friends as you went through middle school, and by the time the two of you reached high school, you could no longer deny that he was your best friend.

even if he ate ants.

at some point in time, you developed feelings for him.

it was terrifying, trying to straddle the line between ‘just friends’ and ‘hey i’m trying to test whether you feel the same, goddammit’.

things became even harder when he asked you to run in the student council with him, him as president and you as vice president. you spent hours and hours together, coming up with ideas, planning, rehearsing, convincing.

you fell more and more for him as you watched him grow out of his shell, becoming a leader people would look up to and admire. he was better at leading the crowd than you were, although you were better at one to one conversations with people than he was. people found him intimidating to talk to individually, but your persuasive words and gentle demeanor swayed them onto your side.

against all odds, the two of you won, solidifying your positions.

to celebrate, he invited you to an arcade to play games with him after school. just you and him, in an old-school arcade, with nobody else but the old guy manning the store and the weirdo playing pac-man a few meters away.

he watched you kick his ass and beat his high score in a shooting game, and told you without hesitation: hey, y/n. i like you. i’m pretty sure you like me too. so can we call this a first date?

at the time, you’d been too stunned to do anything but agree.

one tentative date turned into two, turned into you and sonny secretly holding hands under the table during student council meetings, sharing quick kisses in between classes.

every now and then, you catch him staring at you intently. when you tease him about it, he flushes, looking away with a i can’t help it, y/n. you’re so cute. and cool. i like you.

that gets both of you flustered, giggling to clear the air.

the past few days, you’ve seen him come into school with cuts on his face or bloody knuckles. it’s nothing new, technically, you’ve seen him with bruised fists before, but it worries you.

he tells you it’s nothing. he’s a boxer, he just trained a little too hard and didn’t realize he hurt himself.

you bandage up his wounds. “silly sonny, take better care of yourself, yeah?”

he grins, slightly crooked. “i mean, if you’re going to kiss me better every time, i might actually get hurt more.”

you boop him in the nose. “next time you get hurt, i’m not going to kiss you. how about that?”

he pouts. “nyoooo!”

god, he’s cute.

jump forward a few days later, you’re discussing meeting plans with the school council secretary. “how about we discuss this further over lunch later? my treat, if you’re interested?”

you’re about to politely decline when the secretary flinches violently. “on second thought, um, i think it’ll be better if we continue this tomorrow. i’ll. um. talk to you later!”

he flees the meeting room.

you would say it’s strange, if you didn’t see sonny standing in the doorway with the most frightening glare on his face.

he wipes the frown off instantly once the secretary is gone, but his dark expression stays. you’re so stunned you don’t even notice him lock the door behind him.

he walks towards you slowly, purposefully. almost predatory.

your mouth opens and closes, but you can’t speak, like you’ve been muted by the overwhelmingly threatening aura sonny is exuding.

the dark look in his lilac eyes makes you feel like you’re being hunted.

before you know it, he has you backed into a corner. his fist slams into the wall next to your head. you don’t know when you started shaking, but here you are, trembling like a leaf, sonny towering over you.

“don’t talk to any guy but me anymore, okay? i only love you, and you must only look at me. you understand?”

he’s so close, you can’t look away even if you wanted to. “y- yes. sonny.”

he smirks, his free hand cupping your cheek and stealing a kiss that leaves you dazed and breathless. “good.”

sonny steps away, and it’s like all the energy from before had disappeared without a trace. “haha, sorry, y/n. i guess i’m just a little insecure. anyway, wanna go for lunch?”

“sonny brisko, what the fuck is up with you today? that was really scary!” is what you want to ask.

but what comes out instead is “sure! sushi and negi, right? i’m in the mood for some aburi engawa.”

OMAKE: A FEW HOURS BEFORE SONNY ASKED YOU OUT...

sonny stepped into the alleyway behind the school, hands in his pockets. two other boys were standing there, smoking and laughing to themselves.

he greeted them with a smile. “so, i heard you were talking shit about my y/n.”

“oh fuck,” whispered one of the two boys, dropping his cigarette, “it’s the commander! shit, man, i’m sorry, i’m taking it all back! i said nothing about your crush!”

the other boy laughed disbelievingly. “why are you so scared? he’s just some pretty boy, right? i bet we could beat him up easy, it’s two against one. i don’t believe in that commander bullshit.”

he tried to walk past sonny, but sonny stepped into his path, blocking the exit. the angelic smile stayed on his face. “i didn’t say you could leave.”

the boy sneered. “who are you to order me around? maybe you’re the head of the student council but you aren’t the boss of me.”

“tsk.”

sonny sighed, his lips curling up in a savage, deranged grin. he rolled up his sleeves, clenching and unclenching his fists like he was warming up. “i’m meeting y/n in a bit, so i better make this quick.”

less than a minute later, sonny stepped back out of the alleyway, leaving two bruised, bloody and unconscious bodies behind him. he whistled merrily to himself as he cleaned the blood off his knuckles. he couldn’t let you find out about his little side hobby, could he?

you’re the light of his life, after all, and he’d like to keep things that way.

even if he had to slaughter the rest of the world for you to belong to him forever.

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m4tthewmurd0ck · 3 months

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Tom Blyth x Actress!Reader

i try to avoid descriptors but i do use she/her, mention being shorter than tom and reader is a swiftie! click [HERE] for my tom blyth masterlist :)

the beginning of everything 🩵

*ALSO* speak now (taylor’s version) was released on july 7, 2023 but for my story it’s june 7, 2022 because we only support taylor’s version in this house

june 7, 2022

liked by username and others…

yourname enchanted (taylor’s version) 4:13 - 4:36. also no one is prouder of mother than i. she has my whole heart fr

username excuse me???

username whoooooo?!?

↳ username who what

↳ username i think they’re asking who the caption is about. because of the time stamps.

username i’m lazy can someone tell me what the lyrics are

↳ yournamefans “these are the words i held back as i was leaving too soon / i was enchanted to meet you / please don’t be in love with someone else / please don’t have somebody waiting on you”

rachelzegler 🥰 i ship iiiiittt!!!

↳ yourname shhh not so loud hasmzjejiajef

taylorswift meredith said if you don’t tell me who you’re talking about she’s going to be extremely upset. also hi i love you and you totally have my whole heart 💜

↳ taylorswift but tell me. i mean her.

↳ yourname i’m crying right now 😭 but also of course i’ll tell u anything for you my queen

joshandresrivera 🙊

↳ yourname and the monkey’s mouth better stay closed 🙃🙃🙃

ewanmitchell ooooooooooooooo

↳ yourname juliette is gonna put poison in aemonds drink istg

↳ username house of the dragon isn’t even released yet and we’re already witnessing a lovers spat!

↳ username wait is she dating ewan?

↳ username no but ewan plays aemond targaryen and yourname plays juliette atlas. they’re together in the book at least

tchalamet je sais qui 😄 (i know who)

↳ yourname je vais te tuer 🤭 (i’m going to kill you)

tomblyth liked this photo

tomblyth followed yourname

yourname followed tomblyth

~ 2 weeks later ~

liked by joshandresrivera and others…

tomblyth by the way, i was enchanted to meet you too ♥️

username i’m crying????

username i’m going to die alone.

↳ username heavy on that for me too 😭

username soft launch!!

↳ username more like hard af launch. this is obviously referring to yourname post a couple of weeks ago which means her crush was mutuaaaaal

yourname ♥️

username WAIT that means they’re gonna be in a movie together???

↳ username do your hands hurt from all that reaching 😳

↳ yournamefans i think they’re right. tomblyth and rachelzegler were already announced to play lucy gray baird and coriolanus snow. they were then seen with joshandresrivera and yourname on june 7. that wasn’t a double date based on their captions, so it was possibly a meet / hang out with your co-stars thing? they haven’t known josh and rachel that long so that’s my guess.

rachelzegler i’m screaming! i knew you guys would be perfect together 😍

If you’d like to be tagged for future Tom x Actress!Reader, let me know! if you’ve already asked to be tagged and don’t see your username, it means I wasn’t able to tag you.

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haerinz · 1 year

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𝐥𝐢𝐠𝐡𝐭 𝐮𝐩 𝐦𝐲 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝

PAIRING: niki x gn!reader GENRE: fluff, best friends to lovers au, accidental confession, fake texts but written lol SUMMARY: niki accidentally finds out about your crush on him because of your questionable taste in music WARNINGS: slight cursing, niki and yn having horrible sleep schedules, ap lang hw, jungwon is your brother, niki uses baby as a petname, niki likes to tease yn, kind of weird formatting MASTERLIST | NAVI

dance machine 🤖

bro u ok ? [12:53 AM]

you

niki wtf why are u still up didn’t you have rehearsals till 11 go to sleep b4 i tell ur mom [12:54 AM]

dance machine 🤖

u didnt answer ☝️ [12:54 AM]

you

yeah im fine why r u asking [12:55 AM]

dance machine 🤖

is that what you tell your therapist?ur definitely psycho [12:56 AM]

you

ouch that kinda hurt ngl 😔 what brought that on tho? [12:56 AM]

dance machine 🤖

be fr rn no sane person listens to skechers for 2 hrs straight [12:57 AM]

you

wait wtf are u stalking me how'd u know?? [12:57 AM]

dance machine 🤖

LMAO ur spotify friend activity [12:57 AM]

you

what is that ?? [12:57 AM]

dance machine 🤖

it shows all the songs u listen to [12:58 AM]

you

and you kept watching it for 2 hrs ... wow stalker much atp just admit ur obsessed with me [12:58 AM]

dance machine 🤖

hmm yn 🤔 what do you think jungwon would say if i told him abt ur taste in music [12:58 AM]

you

NIKI YOU BETTER NOT he doesn't need any more teasing material ... [12:59 AM]

dance machine 🤖

i wouldn't blame him u r always embarrassing yourself... [12:59 AM]

you

anyways why are u still up 😒 isn’t it past ur bedtime u big baby [12:59 AM]

dance machine 🤖

im doing ap lang hw 🤮 haha u must rlly want me to tell jungwon … [1:00 AM]

you

shut up . . . istg if u tell my brother 🙂 🔪 also did u forget that u have practice at 5 am in 4 hrs [1:01 AM]

dance machine 🤖

yeah ik i'm not that dumb 🙄 not sure mr.kim cares abt my sleep schedule … omg yn [1:01 AM]

you

??? huh what is it niki istg if ur setting me up for a dn joke [1:02 AM]

dance machine 🤖

yk u love them 😏 just give me a sec … i’ll send u a pic [1:02 AM]

you

ok lol uhh should i be worried? [1:03 AM]

dance machine 🤖

ur so down bad for me LMAO [1:03 AM]

[picture sent] so u love me huh? 😏 [1:03 AM]

you

wow i think apple music just got a new customer lol u weren't supposed to see that ... haha i think it's past my bedtime i'm gonna go to sleep now [1:07 AM]

dance machine 🤖

istg ur so shy sometimes 🙄 [1:07 AM]

you

why wouldn't i be shy?? u literally just found out that i have a crush on u . . . [1:08 AM]

dance machine 🤖

ur so stupid yn i like you too dummy i've liked you for the longest time even during ur toxic army phase 🤧 [1:08 AM]

you

never took you for the sappy type [1:09 AM]

dance machine 🤖

bby just shut up and go to sleep let's talk in the morning, ok? [1:10 AM]

you

bby ... it's technically morning rn when r u gonna go to sleep [1:10 AM]

dance machine 🤖

do u always need to have the last word? 😐 dw ill go to sleep in a few more minutes im almost done with the hw [1:11 AM]

you

ok, but u better go to sleep soon ☹️ ily gn niki <3 [1:11 AM]

dance machine 🤖

love you too ig ill see u in my dreams bby [1:12 AM]

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leviathans-watching · 2 years

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oh god no! pro shippers can choke lol—i was thinking about poly ship with either asmo/mc/solomon or i was thinkin it’d be interesting to see what you think a poly v with barb & simeon would be like with mc. ( mc has two hands one for barb & the other for simeon :3c ) or if you have any other thoughts/hc’s for other pairings I’m down 💖💖 thank you btw I just found your blog today & I’m really loving what I’ve read so far

solomon & asmo being blanket hogs

includes: solomon x asmo x gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)

wc: .5k | rated t | m.list | pt 2

a/n: my new favorite obsession istg. tysm for giving me this idea ily!! and good lol, i just had to make sure haha. i hope you enjoy!! my inbox is open to chat, req, or leave feedback, so come talk w me ^^

if you don't reblog u hate asmo

“wake up!” you hiss loudly, shaking asmo. “goddamnit, asmo!”

“wha- what?!” asmo jolts up, yanking his sleep mask up to his forehead. beside him, solomon sleeps on and you know nothing short of an earthquake will wake him.

“you guys are stealing all of the covers,” you say. “and it’s freezing in here, since someone has to sleep with the air on.”

“studies show it’s better for your health!” asmo defends. “and sleeping well is truly the foundation to looking and feeling good!”

“okay, but i’m still cold,” you complain. “and you and solomon are the worst bed and sheet hogs and i can’t fall asleep!”

“aw, babe, i swear i won’t steal the sheets. let’s lay back down and try to sleep, okay? if you want, i can keep you warm~”

“asmodeus.” you’re at the end of your rope, something he seems to realize. “if you don’t give me a real solution i’m leaving and sleeping on the couch in the living room, where it’s warm and i can have blankets.”

“hey, hey, there’s no need for that!” asmo says quickly, like you knew he would. he hates to sleep without you and solomon. “how about you sleep in the middle tonight? then you won’t get pushed to the side and you’ll have access to all of the blankets you need. plus, you’ll get more body heat.”

“fine,” you agree, “but i swear to god, if this continues i’m never sleeping with you again.”

you and asmo shuffle around, switching spots. you wiggle down under the covers next to solomon, and asmo slots himself beside you, wrapping an arm around you waist. asmo’s right; it is warmer. hopefully you’ll manage to salvage some of your rest.

*

you wake up delightfully warm, cocooned in a pocket of heat. arms and legs and sheets are in a tangle, and you can feel someone stroking up and down your spine. turning over slightly, you blink up at solomon, who gives you a sweet smile.

“good morning,” he whispers, mindful of a still-snoozing asmo. “can i ask about the change in positions? not that i’m upset, of course. waking up next to you was a great way to start my morning.”

“you guys kept stealing the sheets and almost pushing me off of the bed, so asmo and i decided switching spots was best.”

“really?” solomon quirks a brow, hand stilling against your bare skin. solomon never hesitates to take advantage of your shirt bunching up slightly during the night, seeking skin-to-skin contact like some sort of leech. “you decided?”

“don’t sound so dubious,” you chastise. “but you’re right, i threatened him by saying i’d move to the couch and he gave in.”

“that’s mean,” solomon says, but humor is evident in his tone.

“no,” you disagree, but before you can continue, asmo’s muffled voice cuts you off.

“it was! mc woke me up to complain! i lost precious beauty sleep!”

“i’m sure you’ll survive,” solomon says, and his hand leaves your back to brush against asmo’s shoulder. “and if you end up tired later, a nap wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world.”

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ilydottie · 4 months

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happy new years friends and followers! i remember doing one of these when i first joined fanfic tumblr and i’m feeling nostalgic so i thought i’d make one since it’s been awhile and i have some (positive) things to say!!

okay here goes!! putting everything under a readmore to not clog the dash <3

@tighnarly — hi baby. my princess, cupcake, gum drop, bunny baby <3 i’m so happy and grateful to have you as my future wife and i can’t wait for the day we get married. i know i mostly post about my fictional fav (albedo :p) but you’re truly all i want and need 🫶🏻 everytime i write a fanfic i’m thinking of you and me. every word i write is a love letter to you from me. i know i’m not the best with words but i hope one day you’ll be able to see you the way i see you. trust me when i say you are the most beautiful and kind human i have ever met in my life, and i’m gonna personally fight everyone and anyone who hurts you 😗 anywaysss hehe i love you sunshine 💖🫶🏻

@neuvillettes — bestieeeeeee my bestie from the westie 🫶🏻 i’m so glad we met and connected online bc now we legit our roommates and it’s so fun 😭🤚🏻 like i legit dont know how to tell you how much our friendship means to me. ur fr that one person that just GETS me. you’re so kind and funny and fun to be around, but i also love that ur not afraid to be honest with me, especially when i need that tough love approach. i love you oh so much bestie 💖 oh and thank you for the art tablet i literally am still screaming over it hehe.

@suyacho — my beloved bestie 🫶🏻 there is no one i love rambling about my selfship thots about more than you. i love how i can talk to you about anything and everything 🥹🫶🏻 i especially love how patient and supportive you’ve been of me this year, because it meant the entire world to me. i’m so glad we’re besties and i can’t wait for the day i meet you irl 🫶🏻💖mwah ily bestie hehe me, kaeya, and albedo are smoochin u rn 💖 (platonic)

@auphelia — mootie sweet sweet mootie. it always makes me happy seeing you on the dash, and i especially smile whenever i see u in my tags whether it’s a fic or just a regular old post. i get so giddy whenever i talk to u bc u are fr one cool pal!! i’m so glad we’re mooties! and i have to say i can’t wait to see what more you write because you are very talented 💖

@fleur-de-leap — leap!! i know i am very sporadic with my messages but i legit get so happy to interact with you and even more so when i see/read ur art/writing! you’re so fucking talented in so many ways and every day it truly impresses me! when we made the server together that day it made me SO happy and i get so happy seeing i get messages from you 💖 thank you for being my friend through all these years, truly it’s been a blessing.

@shig-a-shig-ah — bestie!!!!! my BESTIEEEE 🥹🫶🏻 i hope u know u mean the entire world to me. i can’t believe we’ve been friends since the beginning of my writing journey, it’s wild! istg ONE DAY BESTIE, ONE DAY we will meet and it will be the best day ever 🥹🫶🏻 ily bestie mwah

@blkladyelle — elle!! my beloved!! it’s so nice whenever i see you on the dash, and i’m always especially happy whenever i get a dm from you! i hope you feel loved and happy this upcoming year and that it holds so much positivity for you. because fuck i need you to have a good year!!! i love you sm and wanted to let you know my dm’s are always open for you 🫶🏻💖

@nc-vb — mootie aka my fellow albedo lover i get so happy whenever i see u interact with me, and i want you to know i’m always rooting for you! you’re writing is so good and honestly you’ve been such a joy to talk to in dm’s, and you’re so easy to talk to. i hope this year good things happen to you, because you truly deserve the world bub 🫶🏻

@4izawas — bestie cas!! i know we just became mutuals but u are legit one of the coolest people on this app! ur writing is fucking god tier and you are legit one of the funniest fuckers i know 😭💖 can’t count the amount of times u’ve made me giggle from something u said 🤭 i’m manifesting that aizawa confesses his love to u this year!!! 💖

if you’re not listed here it’s purely either because i forgot or we didn’t talk too much this year. so, please don’t take it personally if i didn’t include you!! i love all me mooties 🫶🏻💖

#z.happy new years #!!!!#ok to rb <3

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bigmack2go · 1 month

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I got live‘sies so its time to appreciate‘sies some brackrond‘sies detailies

Not rly bc but i live how it looks like were zooming up, and then back down the lodge before and after santafee prologue

Why tf is crutchie su confused when he wakes up

Jack proceeds to sleep with one of just drawings wtf

He waves his hand infront of crutchie like „ur eyes closed yet??“

Al playing and leaning on the rail ahhhh ahshwksmdnxlxl (in case u didnt know: i love albert)

Race laughing and slapping specs

Everyone just deads in their tracks and teams up when Albert gives his coment that went to far

Finch scratching his head is so real

DID BIRD FLY TWEETY BOY JUST LEAN IN FOR A GOODMORNING KISS

AND DID GINGER MF JUST REFUSE BIRD FLY TWEETY BOY HIS KISS??

The slap on his chest like „not now honey“ 😭swejfcizp

Ike and mike arent in the same thibgy thing. For fucks sake thank god cuz its been bothering me for a while how they only get mentioned in the same context. I hate it when they do that. Wait nvm that looked like mush but it actually was mike.

Naw sniper can be so adorable

Did i mention i fucking love jojo

Smalls snd finch sharing a room ™️

Crutchie is so done w jacks bullshit

LMAO BUTTONS COMBING HIS HAIR

Albert posing infront of the „mirror“ is so me tbh

Ive mever seen anyone struggle this mutch to out on a hat as blink. All those tbh thats smt that could be me prolly

Specs babe what r u doing on the floor

Race shaking his jaket is so overdramatic and its perfect

Mush and henry are a duo I didn’t know I needed.

Why is mush acting like hes in a circus lmfao

Tommy struggling with the pants is everything

Elmer just took his cap off, put it in his pocket, and the magicaly made it apear in his other hand???

Who is tommy saluting at

Naw specs is like a big brother to livesies blink and it breaks my heart in the best way possible

Albert jumps in the middle like when i slide through the kitchen on my socks lmfao

Tbh sniper just wanted to move too

Sky. What was your thought process when you looked at darcy‘s ass instead of Katherine‘s even tho you knew this was gonna be in the proshot?

BUTTONS WTF??

Finch is such a mood istg

Snipe honey ily but you are being a little creepy

HENRY YOU JUST PUT ON THE JACKET HOW DID IT GO OFF U AGAIN?

I demant to know what jojo is doing

Ok smalls just sitting there dangling their feet is everything

BUTTONS ALSO LOOKED AT DARCY INSTEAD OF KATH WTH ?? HER ASS CABT BE THAT BAD /j

Kath awkward queen

Darcy going „alright“ like „okay thats enough, im done— your dONE“

HES SO PROUD 🥹

Specs. Going down backwards are leathers. This are stairs. Please watch where you’re goibg

RACE TOO IS EYEING DARCY INSTEAD OF KATHERINE

Istg romeo and jack r the only ones eyeing kathering wtf is thos?

RACE LOOKS AT CRUTCHES SO KNOWINGLY LIKE AN INSIDE JOKES UNDER BROTHERS LMFAO I LOVE THAT. THEYRE MAKING FUN OF JACK TOGETHER AHSHWKENFN

Ok so elmer actually looked at kath but he honestly just looks angry

Tommy boy save me, youre the only normal person here!

Nvm

Race wtf is your deal??

OKAY SOMEONE HELP ELMER I THINK HES HAVING A SEIZURE

How is blink STILL bot done?!

Jacks just talking to the air

Every single one of finches facial expressions. Like i can’t even count them all.

Hes so done lmfao

Mush? Wtf? Stop? Please?

You wanna share with the class tommy? We wanna laugh too

Buttons just watches like he just gave up like,,, ah whatever you do you

Mush is becoming a poledancer??

WJEN DID SPECS GO BACK UP THERE WTF

Race slapping buttons on the cheek like a grandma💀💀💀

We all agree that albert is that one friend where the whole friendgroup thinks he’s the token straight friends but hes everything but that, its just that he doesn’t talk about it a lot. And there’s that one friend (i wonder who/j) that knows fron experienced how thats just so fucking wrong

Elmer is like „😒😒😒—oh shit thats my cue- IM HAPPY“

So i got aprox two seconds into it and now in tired so see u lmfao

#newsies #edit later tag

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lostarchivesoforpheus · 9 months

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HEYY could i request Herb Cookie x Reader that's also a plant parent?

Like with Herb ranting about his plants, even the cookie eating ones

BTW CAN I GET LISTED... You can call me 🦎 Anon!

Plant Parents

herb x gn reader

summary: a few hcs about herb being in a relationship with a cookie who is also obsessed with plants ooo

warnings: none that i can think of

ok firstly

bro LOVES ranting about all the different types of plants he grows. he loves to tell u every little thing about each and every individual plant in his garden

he also really enjoys it when u tell him about the plants u grow. even if he already knows everything about all ur plants, he just likes to listen to u talk :]

gardening dates.

the two of u spend the entire day planting a bunch of seeds in the garden together while talking about whatever and he just enjoys it sm

and he's always so so so happy whenever the seeds u two planted finally grow after a few months aaaaajdndnznsks

bro is literally a ray of sunshine istg

a/n: sorry is short couldn't think of a lot of ideas raaaaaaagh im still fistfighting writers block rn and on top of that im returning to school ew but i hope u like this also HIIIII 🦎 ANON WELCOME ILY /P TY FOR LIKING MY DUMB STUFF LMFAO

thanks for stopping by!

wanna submit a request? see my requesting rules (pulls them out of a hat like a magician) here!

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hermanunworthy · 7 months

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!DNDADS S2 EP43 SPOILERS!

TITANIC TIME!!! i have no idea why THIS is whats happening this episode but. here we go ig

- I CANT BELIEVE THIS INTRO IS THIS LONG ITS LITERALLY JUST TAYLOR INFODUMPING ABOUT KEGELS AGAIN

- MATT PLZ STOP W THE NOISES PLZ I AM BEGGING U

- "this is a podcast about TEENAGE PROBLEMSSS" IM SCREAMING ALREADY

- lincoln boss kicks u are the PERFECT CHARACTER.

- TGE FIRST THING ANTHONY SAYS BEING "IS THAT INTERESTING?" AT FREDDIE HELPP

- 5 MINUTES IN AND I AM IN TEARS FROM LAUGHING WHAT IS WRONG W ME

- BETH MAY, GOD OF SCARY

- RON AND BETH DID BUSINESS TOGETHER. BETH ILY

- BETH MAY HAUNTED MANSION BONUS EPISODE WILL DONT TEASE ME

- ANTHONY ISTG IF U DO A GRANT FACT. THOUSANDS WILL DIE.

- WAAAAIT NO NPC FACT :[[

- this is the first time in a while that anthony remembered that scam is scam actually now

- OMG FUN OUTFITS FUN OUTFITS

- OMG WAIT CANON NONBINARY DOOD

- i am ALSO looking up 1910s teenage fashion i am SO EXCITED FOR THE FANART

- poor anthony having to do all these voices lmao

- THE WAY I SAT UP. LINCOLN CALLED GRANT DAD.

- THE LOUD ASS ANGEL SOUND

- WHY WOULD TAYLOR EVEN WANT TO GO TO HEAVEN??

- NOOO DARRYL AND RON ARE GONE :[

- HERMIEEEEEEE

- STOP I ACTUALLY STARTED SQUEALING LIKE A FUCKING SQUEAKY TOY I LOVE HERMIE SOOOOO BAD

- BI SCARY LETS GO

- OH MY GOD HERMIE TALKING ABOUT SCAM AAUAGHAUGH IM SICK

- NORMAL TALKING TO HERMIE. HOLYYYYY FUCK

- "i dont play, i play hard" "purple vibes are purple in this show" wonderful work guys

- IS FREDDIE OKAY??? HE KEEPS WHIFFING THESE JOKES SO BAD LMAOOO

- SCARY DOING A BRITISH ACCENT NOOO

- SCARY TOOK DRAMA AND HERMIE IS IMPRESSED BYE IM GONNA BE INSANE ABOUT THIS FOR A WHILE

- THE SINCERITY OF WILL SAYING "WHAT THE FFFUCK IS GOING ON" KILLED ME

- NORMAL COULDVE JUST SPILLED THE DRINK?? HE DIDNT NEED TO DRINK IT

- GRANT AND MARCO??????

- LINCOLN PRETENDING TO BE HOMOPHOBIC HELPPP

- NORMAL CALLING THEM HIMBOS.

- NOT THE DOGSSSS

- TAYLOR CAN SPEAK W ANIMALS NOW!!!!!

- DOOD :'[[[

- SCARY AND HERMIE. HEAD IN MY HANDS

- HERMIE STFUUUUU

- IS THIS THEIR WORST PLAN YET???? GSKDJD

- IS NORMAL FUCKING OAK GONNA STOP THE TITANIC FROM SINKING.

- IS THIS HOW THEY FUCKING

- IS THE BABY LINCOLN????

- LINCOLN WAS RESCUED FROM THE FUCKING TITANIC??????

- I.......

- BUT ANTHONY. WHY THE FUCKING TITANIC OF ALL THINGS???

- WILL CAMPOS I AM GOING TO KILL U. I AM CRYING. COME ON MAN

- NORMAL LOVES LINCOLN SO BAD. I LOVE LINCOLN!!!!!

#dndads #dndads spoilers #dndads s2 spoilers #siren says

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rewh0re · 5 months

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HI HANA idk what time it is in ur area BUT it is ur birthday here where i live (it has been for a couple hours bc i just got home from school lol) so i have come as a cat w birthday pancakes for u („ᵕᴗᵕ„):

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY BAE !!!! 😽🌷✨🥂🎂

ok look my love language is words of affirmation / quality time so like i’m gonna slap a shit ton of text but i hope u like it anyways hehe

while we may not have been mutuals for too long, i still appreciate u SO MUCH as one of my first mutuals on this platform ! and of course, as a friend 😚🤍

u genuinely are one of the kindest and most welcoming people i have ever met, and the fact that u always match ur energy w everyone u talk to is so so admirable ! legitimately—there has not been a moment where i have talked to u and it’s been awkward (my girl u are just THAT good <3)

like there have been times where i felt like i didn’t rly “belong” (bruh idek if that’s the right word but) here and u treated me w sm love and enthusiasm ☹️😭 LIKE GIRL U ARE JUST SO COOL AND ACCEPTING ?!?!

plus u have always been incredibly supportive of my works and I WILL FUCKING LOVE U AND THANK U FOREVER FOR THAT >:( especially bc my relationship w my writing has always been a battle, and the fact that u reblog w tags and comment in them makes me feel like what i write isn’t too shitty heh >.< words aren’t even enough to express my gratitude to u 💞😾

(thankuthankuthankuthankuthankuthanku) 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

AND I ADORE WHAT U WRITE BC GOD IT’S ALWAYS SO CUTE AND FLUFFY AND THE CHARACTERS ARE SO ARGH I WANNA KISS THEM ALL ON THE CHEEK (and u ofc mwah mwah) so pls keep writing and i will keep reblogging 🏃🏻‍♀️🫂💓

ur vibes will continue to be my everything AND I HOPE U HAVE THE BESTEST FIRST DAY OF BEING AN ADULT LIKE 18 WHATTT ?!?! THAT’S CRAZY 😯

btw TELL ME WHAT FLAVOUR OF BIRTHDAY CAKE U WILL HAVE BC I AM INTERESTED AND I AM A BIG ADVOCATE OF CHOCOLATE CAKE hehehe

I LOVE LOVE LOVE U HANA BAE !!! LOTS OF KISSES FROM URS TRULY 🤍😽✨

i hope u liked my dumb paragraphs

SAKI OMG ISTG I WILL CRY. I CAME BACK HOME AND I SAW YOU HAD SENT THIS AND I'M NOT LYING I WAS PACING BACK AND FORTH IN THE ROOM BLUSHING AND SMILING BECAUSE BDJSHFDHDB AHHHHHH

I appreciate the birthday pancakes alot and you are so so cute ilysm I just wanna say I'm so grateful that we are mutuals and that we are friends too because honestly you are one of the best ppl I've met here😭😭😭😭😭

I WILL ALWAYS BE A HYPE WOMAN FOR YOUR FICS BECAUSE THEY ARE SO SO GOOD MY GIRL AND YOU HAVE ALSO NEVER FAILED TO MAKE ME SMILE WIDE (including this text pls I'm smiling as I reply)😩😩😩🤭🤭🫶🏼🫶🏼

and no matter what you will always belong here bbg, ily and I appreciate you so so much so thank you for following me one beautiful day and becoming my friend🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼 I truly can't even put into words how grateful I am for this message and how grateful I am that I came across you🫵🫵 I will have any cake you give me bbg cuz it's from you😘😘😘

I absolutely adored your paragraph it made my whole day babe ilysm

#hana's mails 💌#hana's mooties𖥔 #ngl i love cheesecake tho🤭#GAAAHHH SAKI I WILL BITE YOU (affectionate)#you're genuinely one of my fav ppl here #➹ from : saki❃

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fuckmyskywalker · 9 months

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lowkey wanna make out bc ur so smart and funny and talented 🥰🥰

(not joking, ily anya you’re honestly one of the funniest ppl I’ve ever met)

why everyone wants to makeout w me all of the sudden I mean— IM NOT COMPLAINING, I'm just puzzled... is it my bde????

But... yes I would love to.... please 🙏🏻.

I love you so much Hannah istg talking to u is so funny and I enjoy it so much

#𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 anya answers!#𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 anisbaby

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elsfairy · 10 months

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fuck idk if my other ask got sent bc my wifi sucks ass rn.

but i wanted to say that i’m so so sorry my darling. i will never understand how people can ever say shit like that to ppl on the internet they literally don’t know. u all can fuck off istg if this ever occurs again i will find each one of u n pay u a visit with multiple threatening weapons.

ffs like u don’t deserve that my emi. u don’t deserve to get treated this way and pls never believe anything they say. i wish i could hold u forever and comfort u :( i love u so much my love u are one of my fav people on here and u make me so happy. just seeing u on my feed makes my day and i hope u know that u make so many ppls lives so much brighter just by ur presence ily dearly my angel.

sending you better wifi rn ok angel <3

I would turn off my inbox but i love talking to all my friends so i can't (that means add my discord, dont be shy) and these idiots are ruining it for me </3 im literally going to send every asshole your way, istg because mentally i cannot do this anymore im ngl.

i shouldn't be so used to this bullshit but i am :( im crawling into your arms for a hug rn </3 baby pls i love you so much ohmgod i will fr start crying again, you're so special to me you have no idea :( you fr make me happy, pls im too emotional

#♡𝅼 ͡ ׅ ۟ scarlet angel #youre so precious #ohmygod

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khaleesiofalicante · 1 year

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I’m going to have a fucking aneurysm from reading the last five chapters of LBAF. The actual fuck is happening shaksjsjgf how does your brain work woman.

There will be no comprehensible thoughts. Only yelling. So beware:

I AM A POWER BABES SUPPORTER FIRST AND HUMAN BEING SECOND.

SHE TOOK DAVID’S MEMORIES??????????? THIS FUCKING SHAHSJSK

DAVID IS BLIND?????!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYYYYHYYYYYHHYYYYYYYGGY

DAVID IS THE PRINCE OF DARKNESS!???????? That’s actually very sexy. I’m fine with this one.

Can Malec stop being cute for five fuxking seconds?? Like the world is in shambles bitchess jfc

Rafael my baby. I am love him. I just want him to get married and be happy and soft.

NICHOLAS THORN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MARCUS IS DEAD- thank fuck. Good fuxking riddance bro.

Camila babygirl—a stupid seashell isn’t gonna be the end of u. You have graduated from uni. Shadow world is nothing infront of that lol.

If you could stop putting Mavid through hell for 5 seconds, that would be great.

“Jace has also been his other half.” My favorite parabrossssss

Rafael and Magnus are still the softest bitches.

DEVLINS ARE SO FUCKING WHITE AND BORING PLSSSSSS 0/10.

MALLORY INVADING MAX’S PRIVACY AND READING HIS DIARY TO DAVID BEFORE TAKING HIS MEMORY AWAY IS MY THIRTEENTH REASON BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mallory is Max’s equal. As if that psycho needed more of an ego boost lol.

Also, remember that time when Alec punched Asmodeus? This is my formal request to see Alec punching Mallory or any of the Devlins in this part. It would be highly appreciated if I live to see that glorious day.

Me @ Marcus’s death

Also I read the murder mystery au and it’s some top tier shit. I am love murder mystery aus. Magnus is acting very sus in it and I want to know what this mf is hiding from Alec. Also, why is Albert not dead in that fic. Rude.

Also bruh I don’t know how you’re updating three fics in a week. I update one lrhwy chapter and then fuck off for two months lmao.

Also quick life update: I had a stupid ass breakup with a stupid ass man and now he is literally moving out of the country to get help lmao (imagine being so fucked that you can’t find a therapist in a country with population 130 crores and you need to get outside help lmao) I’m adding ‘made a man leave the country’ to my CV.

Okay thank you for coming to my ted talk byeee. I will be back soon. Take care Dani. Byeeeee. ILY.🌻

A list because i need to compartmentalize:

men are so fragile istg. good riddance and good for you (but hope you are okay x).

writing is literally my coping mechanism rn because i am doing so much work (i know this makes no sense BUT-)

Murder mystery au is top tier. I agree.

Also.

Actual footage of yalls reactions after TLND chapters:

Actual footage of yalls reactions after LBAF chapters:

#i said what i said #lbaf

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ssreeder · 2 years

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hii

i havent messaged u on this app in a WHILE so u proally dont even remember me lmao, but i am proud of myself and i needed to share what ive achieved

ive been ranting to my friend ab LIAB and RIA for literal months. like genuinely, she knows most of the plot bc ive been talking ab it so much

and today (after days of me begging her) she decided to watch atla, just. to. read. your. fic.

istg im gonna marry her ok she cant stop me

so if u gain an annoying reader commenting with broken english, its probably her (shes not big on commenting tho so who knows if she ever will)

AND ALSO i just wanted to tell u i love ur fic, and im almost done w chapter 20! :)

SORRY FOR RANTING ily

OF COURSE I REMEMBER YOU!!

We have been comment buddies for so long! I can’t believe how long you have been reading LIAB!!! Love you <3!

NO WAY YOU GOT SOMEONE TO READ RIA??….

I’m mortified,,,

MARRY HER MARRY HER MARRRRRYYYYY HER!!! I love it :)

#she hasn’t comments I don’t think #maybe #idk #nothing out of the ordinary lol!!#but I kind of want to know if she got through it….?#im curious!!!!#thanks for coming by #sorry it took me five million years to answer you #I am flattered you like liab enough to brag about it #I just wanna running jump hug you so hard #zmdd2017 #liab #ria #ask

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onlyjaeyun · 9 months

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HELLOOO ZADIEEEEE UGHHH INKED HEARTS IS PERFECTION ISTG

tattoo! artist jay is basically what we all needed like it's a blessing we got to experience a tattoo! artist jay even if it's through fiction and YOU BROUGHT HIM TO LIFE!! it's just so so so real of him to be a tattoo artist and the most requested one too oh i smiled, not only is it cool but he'd do an amazing job at it for sure soo

i'm crying he was so soft for his doll :( the way he'd just be nicotine if it wasn't for doll is so soft byeee, i know it's also doll feeding him good food but i also got that he's tryna quit for her idk I KNOW ITS A REACH!!

he literally talked about her everytime the boys went for drinks and he's soo protective and caring :( the way his anger faded for his doll and he just completely focused on her :( he's so protective omfg daddy fr :( we all need a jay in our lives to protect us from creeps like mr. jaems!!

and him wanting to spoil his doll ahhh it's so cute how now that there's the new studio and the new deals he just wants to give her the worlddd ahh hdlgdlfgfd

the smut tho FUCKKK the way he would tease her stutter dkgfhfd him being aware of the affect he has on his doll is sooo... i'd say he's mean but like, the way he treated her after :( he's so soft, he just wants to take his doll home and look after her!! him suggesting cockwarming and being gentle and and and and dkfgdfg because doll didn't wanna move is so real, we love a big brain. they did it everywhere in the studio too aur i love this couple actually

zadie ily thank u for giving us this art because god knows i needed it!!! daddy tattoo artist! jay with his lovely doll </333 u r the best!!!

🎀

AAAAH THIS IS SO CUTE 🥺🥺🥺🥺 thank you so so so much for taking the time out of your day to send me this you have no idea what this means to me, am gonna hold it so close to my heart foreverrrrr, i love and appreciate you so much 🥺🧸🎀

#; love letters 💌#; mailbox 📬#; bowie nonie

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nyanggk · 2 years

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SAURRRRR TIME TO POST MY THOUGHTS ABT ENHYPENs MANIFESTO: DAY 1 !! (whooooo~) strap in bcs I have a lot of crying to do

💿 INTRO: WALK THE LINE — upon hearing this the first time it came out, I was already saurrr in love with it. the fact that viv talked shit abt it on my tl made me >:(( (ily viv) still such a catchy song. 10/10

💿 FUTURE PERFECT (PASS THE MIC🎤 ) — if I'm being honest, the first time I heard it, i had parts that I liked and disliked. for example was the line "cause we're the rule breakas!" which I eventually grew to like. also I was so shocked cause, sunghoon and jays deep voices???? BRO SUNGHOON LEGIT GROWLED AT ME AND I LITERALLY HAD TO HOLD MYSELF FROM BARKING BACK AT HIM (×(#¥÷₩$₩× eventually, when I listened to it again, I actually liked it so it's also a 10/10 for me~ !

💿 PARADOXXX INVASION — SUCH a good song omlllll when I heard the preview for it, I was alrdy saurrrr in love with sunoos part in the pre chorus 🥲 the "oh oh oh \" is so addicting to me THE WHOLE CHORUS IS ACTUALLY I still unconscious sing it. ALSO A 10/10

💿 TFW (THAT FEELING WHEN) — I was sooooo sold when ppl said that this was the song jake participated in writing SO that meant I was SOOOO excited to hear it but bro... its not my taste sorry 😔😔😔 first skip of the album 😔😤 the parts "so special yaa~ yaa~" and "such a good vibe" was so cringe for me I winced everytime IM SORRY istg I ain't sating that for hate clout, literally just stating my opinion. you're welcome to ignore it if you want so don't come at me 😭 still a 6 out of 10 tho I like the summery cute chill vibe of it

💿 SHOUT OUT — THIS SONG, me: 💗❣💛💛💘💝💋💕💝💙❣❤🤍❣💗💚💙 I LOVE IT SO MUCH HELP IT GIVES ME 2014 5SOS VIBES AND IM SO HERE FOR IT it made me feel so nostalgic and emotional THE LYRICS TOO>>>> the fact that jake wrote the bridge SOBBING 😭😭😭 it all felt so genuine I think I legit shet a tear THIS IS HANDS DOWN SLAYED EVERYTHING AND ITS MY FAVORITE imagine being at a concert and singing along to them with this with your fellow engenes and getting sprayed with water while u jump up and down 😭😭😭 A LITERAL DREAM 1000000000/10

💿 OUTRO: FORESHADOW — it's an outro 🤌🙃🤧😭 HELP WHY I WANTED A FULL ON SONG WHEN I HESRD THE PREVIEW everyone said this was their favorite and I love it too BUT WHY IT GOTTA BE SO SHORT 😃 BIG SHIT 💢💥 IM SUING fr tho I loved this I also cry everytime I hear it 🤍🤧 10/10

so that's it ~ I told ya there was a lot of crying righ (^_-) either way, tell me which track u guys liked the most and ur thoughts abt it !

#TW. MIRAI IS TALKING #mirai ♡ reviews #enhypen #{ manifesto: day 1 ! thoughts }

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