#im a writer i swear

[chupacabraatemybrother]

I am a writer. This is my Google search history rn:

Distance from pittsburgh to Niagara Falls

What does the priest say at the end of a Catholic Mass

do iguanas have a penis

#writing #google search history #im a writer i swear

[aliens-took-my-iwa-chan]

does anyone know how long it takes to recover from hypovolemic shock googles not giving me any answers

#im a writer I swear

[amesliu]

I am not the biggest Frazel shipper but when I tell you I MELTED when Frank blushed this whole chapter was so cute omg

aaaaa thank you!!!!

#making someone feel stuff for a ship their not that big on is the highest of compliments for a creator LOL #not art #asked and answered #the reviews are in #*they're #im a writer i swear

[moonysreid]

ever read a fic and get the sudden urge to comment in all caps about how much you love it?? but you don’t want the writer to think you’re absolutely crazy..

#i swear im normal #i can totally be chill #it’s the adhd #fanfiction #fanfic #writing #writers on tumblr #natasha romanoff x reader #dean winchester x reader #spencer reid x reader #melissa schemmenti x reader #kaz brekker x reader

[milksnake-tea]

warning: probably an ooc neuvillette i havent touched genshin in three months i know nothing about him this is based purely off vibes. also gets kinda suggestive at the end but dw its open ended BYE

Thinking about being a phantom thief in Fontaine.

A notorious criminal that simply boggles, and quite honestly, infuriates the minds of the authorities.

You leave behind calling cards as a patronizing warning, and take whatever so happens to catch your eye - slipping past any level of security, no matter how strong. You willingly put your (fake) name out to the world, flaunting it even, and yet, no arrests have been made.

How could they, after all? How could you arrest a person who didn't exist?

Your name has become a curse among the voices of officers and lawmakers alike. Whenever a case has your name painted over it, all the investigators can expect is a headache. After all, you're a professional - and professionals don't leave behind any clue unintentionally.

And in a similar fashion, the only way you're caught is when you allow yourself to be caught.

Neuvillette can only sigh in exasperation you enter his office through the window once again, the quiet breeze and the clink of a lock being pried open being the only indicators of your existence.

Your arms wrap around his shoulders, a smile on your lips as you press a kiss right behind his pointed ears - feeling as he shivers, just a little bit, under your touch.

"I believe I told you to enter through the door," Neuvillette mutters, leaning back into your embrace, tilting his head up to stare up at you. Your lips tug into a smirk.

"Since when do I listen to you, mon cherie?" you laugh, an airy little chuckle like a windchime. You peck his nose, snickering as he wrinkles it. "Now, now, don't pout. You know I can't come in the normal way. I'd be arrested on the spot if I were to be caught entering the Chief Justice's office."

"You, be caught?" Neuvillette questions, raising his brow playfully. You hum, resting your chin on his shoulder, nuzzling him.

"Yes," you insist. "This place has so much security, all for you, my dear. Even I would have trouble simply walking through the front doors."

"And so you decide to scale the walls and break in through my window?"

"Precisely." Your hand comes to cup at Neuvillette's face, turning him to face you. "And now do you see how much trouble I go through, just to see you?"

"Unnecessary trouble," Neuvillette replies, unbothered. You roll your eyes.

"Goodness, just what did I do to deserve such an ungrateful lover?" you weep dramatically, jutting out your lip as you pout. "You know, there are hundreds of ladies out there who can only wish their husbands did a tenth of what I do for you."

"I apologize." A sliver of a laugh leaves Neuvillette's lips, his eyes crinkling as he smiles at you. "What can I do to earn your forgiveness?"

You hum, your gloved hand taking a firmer hold of his chin, your thumb running over his lip. Neuvillette doesn't resist when you open his lips slightly, pressing down on his bottom lip with your thumb.

"I think you know what," you mused.

reblogs w comments are appreciated !!

#genshin impact #genshin impact x reader #genshin #genshin x reader #neuvillette #neuvillette x reader #neuvillette genshin #x reader #reader insert #y/n #archives 🏵️ #guys i swear im not a genshin writer idk the game that well anymore to become one but neuvillette babygirled a bit too well im sorry

[rainofthetwilight]

okok this has been in my thoughts for a WHILE

so. the fsm had two kids. one's colour was purple n the other was gold/yellow

lloyd technically adopted two kids. one's colour is pink and the other is also gold/yellow

the pink/purple kids are more impatient and wouldnt trust people easily

the gold/yellow kids are more confident and are big firm believers

guys?????

#ninjago #ninjago dragons rising #ninjago fsm #ninjago lloyd #ninjago sora #ninjago arin #ninjago garmadon #ninjago wu #ninjago analysis #levi's ted talks #i swear if this was intentional i am grabbing the dr writers and shaking them REPEATEDLY #like holy shit #im not good with words and this is all i got im sorry #its just so symbolic and for what #ninjago spoilers

[dizzybizz]

penacony.... gay..... gay penacony compilation but im not even done with the main quest so this might not even be all of it.

bonus: sparkle and aventurine wlw/mlm hostility

she's so ....

this was so. so much.

#yall im so ok rn #honkai star rail #hsr spoilers #penacony spoilers #i have so amny. feelings. #why is everyone i meet in this place a raging homosexual #why does bronyas dream open like that. they know what theyre doing ..those writers..... #stelle has another girlfriend #this quest is so long so many hours have past i swear im thriving tho

[kwnnys]

kyle, kenny and tweek hcs w a reckless reader? reader is always coming up with dumb shit to do and constantly getting hurt bcs of it 😋😋 g/n reader pls!!

— kyle, kenny, and tweek w a reckless reader!

hcs : g/n reader a/n : aghh sorry this is so short and rushed 😓😓 I have better works on my page trust. btw this can be seen as both romantic or platonic

— kyle broflovski

he'll treat you like cartman but a lil softer.

always the first one to shut down your stupid ideas.

doesn't even bother asking how you come up with them and just straights up 'no.'

"guys what would jumping out of a car feel like?" "don't even think about it."

you always ignore his warnings, though. and you end up severely regretting it.

no matter how many times you get hurt, though. he'll always be the one to patch you up and make sure you're ok.

but he would scold the shit out of you, saying things like "I told you so!" or "you just never listen" while you roll your eyes.

basically your mom friend.

you joke around alot while hes cleaning your cuts/wounds and hes just 😐 he hates you sm (but not really 🤫)

hes a bit harsh, but he just wants to keep you safe and sound :D

— kenny mccormick

mixed feelings

on one hand, hes always down to do some crazy dumb shit. but on the other hand, he really doesn't wanna die again.

he'll try suggesting more.. safer ideas that are just as fun.

but more than so often you just end up coming up with another dumb idea from it.

he ends up going "fuck it" and going through it with you.

surprisingly you're the only one who got hurt, which hes sorta relieved about?

kenny is probably really experienced with patching up scars and wounds, so thats a score!

you guys would laugh and joke about the incident as he cleans your cuts, but he'd still subtly scold/tease you.

"told you that was a bad idea" "oh fuck off kenneth"

—tweek tweak

you're literally going to kill this man with how much anxiety you're causing him

freaks out and immediately turns down your ideas

"d-dude?! are you crazy?! you're totally gonna die!"

most of the time he doesn't tag along with you, but when he does hes constantly screaming and warning you.

you reassure him that you're gonna be fine, and that you totally wouldn't get hurt,

which was a lie.

when he saw you limping your way over to him he freaked out and almost screamed.

immediately rushed over to you and bombarded you with questions

kept scolding to you and muttering "oh jesus.." under his breath while he looked for a first aid kit.

you can feel his hands slightly shaking as he cleans your wounds and you can't help but feel slightly bad

refuses to let you go out till the next day

you insist you're fine but he doesn't believe you, so you end up sleeping over at his house.

#— elys works #south park x reader #south park hcs #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski hcs #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mccormick hcs #tweek tweak #tweek tweak hcs #tweek tweak x reader #this is so bad #IM AN OK WRITER I SWEAR

[eddsworldrus]

Look I do not support ai on this account Don't

follow me if you're using

ai ripped from voice actors without their consent (like ai covers of songs)

stealing peoples fics/writing into character ai

ai art (cause def know how unethical that is

Don't feed the ai

#i swear to god #hate ai #especially if you hate ai art being based off stolen art #why would you wanna fuck over writers and voice actors the same way #i just saw talk about ai covers and im seething now

[aiflvr]

me cause it feels like half the skz writers are now either busy, writing for other fandoms or just mia

#i have to re read my favorite writers posts now sigh #im literally grabbing onto any crumbs i get i swear #GUYS PLEASE IM STARVING PLEA #skz x reader #bangchan x reader #lee know x reader #changbin x reader #hyunjin x reader #han jisung x reader #felix x reader #seungmin x reader #in x reader

[sparemintss]

YOU KNOW WHAT'S CRAZY TO ME????? BEN -FUCKING- WILLBOND WROTE A TRAGIC LITTLE WWII CO WHO JUST SO HAPPENED TO BE GAY AS FUCK AND WE ALL COLLECTIVELY CRIED ABOUT HIM. MAN FUCK U /aff

AND HE JUST SO HAPPENS TO BE ONBOARD WITH THE FANDOM TOO WITH PSC LIKE.... I HATE YALL /pos

HOW DARE YOU WRITE A WWII CAPTAIN WHO IS IN LOVE WITH HIS LIEUTENANT TURNED MAJOR. HOW DARE Y O U .

HOW DARE THE LIEUTENANT TURNED MAJOR TECHNICALLY RECIPROCATED THAT LOVE WITH GLANCES AND SECRECY IN FIRST NAME CALLING.

#making me read all those gut wrenching fanfics on ao3 #it became literally my past time and because of that i hadnt had the time to draw 💀 #mint thoughts #bbc ghosts #capvers #caphavers #Ffor king and country by realismreadings will never leave my mind #kindred spirits by a clever username will never leave my mind #i could name so much more fics but im blanking right now #GOD GHOSTS UK WRITERS ARE SO GOOD AT TUGGING AT MY HEARTSTRINGS I SWEAR I WILL DRAW SCENES FROM THOSE FICS #I should specify fanfic writers but the six idiots do make me fucking BAWL

[obey-me-headquarters]

So, I haven't gotten too far into Nightbringer to write any specific smut for it. (Literally only just started lesson 6). But I do have some ideas!!

A lot of my ideas revolve around being the demon's "first" in something. Like, you know your demons inside and out at this point. You know all their kinks, fantasies, and where to touch them to make them squirm. So you can introduce them to all sorts of things that make them scream in the future but they have no experience with now.

For example, showing Lucifer how much of a masochist he is. I don't think Lucifer is a complete virgin in Nightbringer as I think he fooled around as an angel at least a few times. I mean, he's still a few thousand years old, he was bound to get curious and try getting frisky with a few angels. But him trying out BDSM? I seriously doubt it.

So once you and him finally fall into bed together, you show him all the ways he didn't know he loved to be touched. Having such an inexperienced Lucifer is a bit of a novelty and a bit of an annoyance. Present day Lucifer knew what he wanted and he wasn't ashamed of asking for it. The Lucifer you're currently bedding? Doesn't know what he wants.

It's actually really cute how shy Lucifer is. How he tries so hard to stifle his moans when you heard much louder, much needier ones from your present Lucifer.

And you don't want to push him. It's entirely possible that past Lucifer has no interest in BDSM. That his particular taste for masochism and being owned evolved after many centuries.

But you still want to try, to possibly open his eyes to a new world of domination and submission.

So one evening, one careful evening you've been planning for. One evening in which you make sure that his brothers haven't wreaked havoc, one evening where Diavolo doesn't up to distract Lucifer cause him stress. One perfect, relaxing evening, you spring the question onto him.

"Lucifer, have you heard about BDSM?" You ask in your most light, most casual tone to not raise any alarm bells and spook the demon.

Lucifer pauses his undressing, his hands suspended in the air as his tie hangs loosely around his neck. He turns to you in slow motion, looking so bewildered and confused that it makes you want to laugh. Surely your demon couldn't be that pure right? You know he's only been a demon for a little more than a year now, but, come on.

"I'm sorry, have I heard about what?"

"BDSM! Like, Bondage, Domination, Submissive, Masochism. Have you heard of people doing that sort of thing in bed?"

Lucifer's face turns a bright scarlet and he turns away from you. Like, actually physically turning his full back to you, turning away from you. You can see his ears still burning though, and elect not to tease him about it in worry that if you do, Lucifer might become so embarrassed he'll stop being the Avatar of Pride.

"It's fine if you haven't. If you would rather I never bring it up again say the word and I wouldn't." You tell him, concern starting to creep in.

"No. No, it's fine. I just. Why did you choose to bring that topic up?" He asks stiffly, hands clenching and unclenching at his sides. A classical Lucifer "I'm nervous about this topic because it inflicts Feelings in me" move.

"I was just wondering. I have been in dom/sub relationships in the, um, past, and was wondering if that was something you'll be into," you say gently, so extremely gently. "It's fine if that's not something you're into." You add.

"You have?" He asks in surprise, and because you know him so well, with a hint of excitement. "What... what role did you fall into?"

Relief crashes into you like a tidal wave. He's into it. He's really into it from what you can tell. He hasn't had any experience with subbing, you know because your Lucifer didn't when you meet him, but he was so desperate to finally try he practically threw himself at your feet.

Not this Lucifer though. This Lucifer most likely knows of the idea, maybe he picked up some porn featuring a dom/sub relationship and knows on some level that he's interested in subbing, but hasn't had the time to stew in that knowledge like your Lucifer did.

"Dominate." You say with confidence, a grin painting your face. "I like control in the bedroom."

And judging by the shiver that shoots up Lucifer's spine at your words, so does he.

Grinning, you stand and begin stalking towards your prey.

"I like taking control of my partner. Make them beg for relief. And if they misbehave, I like to punish them."

"Do. Do you?" Lucifer asks breathlessly.

You're standing behind him and you know he knows you're there. His demon sense picking up on it, and by the way he almost leans backward as if to meet your touch, you know he wants you.

"I do." You state confidently, mere inches away from Lucifer.

"But," your hand grasps Lucifer's shoulder and he flinches. "If my partner didn't want that...." You give him a light pull and he complies, turning to face you.

And oh, what a sight that is.

You missed your subby little Luci. You missed his cute moans, his tears as you edged him, and his screams when you overstimulated him. And you missed his flushed face when you lowered him into subspace.

And this? This perfectly mimics that face.

"Oh, baby." You breathe out, fighting the urge to pepper his face in kisses and pull him into your chest.

"And what if I do? Would you do those things to me?" Lucifer asks, and you're so, so proud of him for asking.

"Darling, I would do all that and more." You say as you kiss him.

Like your Lucifer did in the past, like he will do in the future, he lets you take control.

#obey me #obey me nb #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #obey me nb Lucifer #my post #obey me dom!reader #ok so i know i said i was busy #and i AM #i should have NOT written this. this just got away from me #as yall can probably tell because this did NOT contain you showing Luci that hes a masochist lol #aw. oh well. i have a pretty clean idea of what i want that to look like #ill write that later #i SWEAR i will finish that one day... one day... #i noticed that i got quite a bit of notes from my Nb posts. and uh. #yeah sorry folks who are not in the know. im a smut writter. #a dom!reader smit writer in fact. sorry. #best to leave now if you're not into that

[junkcrows]

Hmm, If Seok-chan were to die, I fuckin hope Yeong-hu mourns like a man who just lost his beloved wife. I need him to scream. I need him to wail. I need him to cry his eyes out. I need him depressed. I need him to be a madman. I need him to kill everyone!! Also, I want Seok-chan's ghost to haunt him. (I love Yeong-hu pls)

I swear they're precious to me. I just need this trope man. I need it.

If they erase Seok-chan and Yeong-hu's relationship, I am coming for your family writer and director.

#sweet home 2 #kang seok chan #kim yeong hu #sweet home #sweet home and gay ppl #I need them alive lol #I will literally jump if they die #i swear #im going to kms #pls writer and director #OR IM GOING TO WRITE IT MYSELF #i just love them so much #pls pls let them live omg #they're the reason I continued watching season 2 so please

[btwn2lungs]

i keep seeing posts saying “goodbye!” and “this was a lot of fun!” where are you going??? we need to sit in this shit for at least 6 more months!

pull out your art supplies and keyboards because it’s not over yet!

#and by 6 more months i mean the rest of our lives #i will keep this fandom alive with my own two hands i swear to god and that’s a threat! #golden wind ended 20 years ago and the anime was like 6 years ago??? BUT IM HERE BITCH #bruno and leone are alive and well in my heart #and Miri is still 5 years old in my heart #i want to write at least 3 fics i swear ill do it soon like very soon! #if you’re a writer please please keep writing! especially if you haven’t finished your work! especially if i subscribed to it lmfao jk #there’s so much potential for fan fiction and art!! don’t let it die please :( #kazurei #buddy daddies #suwa rei #kurusu kazuki #riz rambles:bd

[ickysmelly]

when u have a bad night just draw u n ur fav with friendship braclets </33

#art #ickyarts #self love is #letting urself stylize #i couldnt be assed to make the fishing rod any better #naughty bear game #naughty bear #self insert #i pass out for #several days now #worst part about this #is idk if #my feelings toward this are platonic or romantic #cause #sometimes my feelings gradually change #it started platonic i swear /ref #then i read the fanfics #n now im swaying #which btw #still on the high of #my fav fanfic writer following me #nearly threw up /j #anyway #might kiss a bear !!

[bindeds]

do you guys ever experience like a ‘dry’ period with your usual favs then something comes up and you rewatch clips of other commonly simped for characters that you didn’t really like before and suddenly it’s like … woah uh. where the fuck did this come from. ur literally built like my pc but with a suit bro ain’t no way right

#take this as a sign that vox content may or may not be coming your way #IM WORKING ON YOU GUYS’ REQUESTS I SWEAR #i am so sorry i’m a slow writer #I AM STILL LOYAL TO MY BABES LUCI AND AL BUT BRO #screen man has be going … ‘just one night’ UH #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fandom #vox x reader #vox imagine #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #(ded.) rambles