ZYGLAVIS TRADE DEAL MEME
physical appearance hc/meme alternatives below readmore so I don't spam
Originally the meme (i found it in my notes) was zyglavis trying to trade Leon, Ichthys for Huedhaut. Zyg and Hue kind of have a on/off relationship but Zyg does try to recruit Huedhaut into punishments in a few of his stories but they never get around to talk.
Further updated, ever since playing Zyg, I don't think he would give up ichthys or anyone in punishments they're so closely knit.
Leon would sell Teo for a bag of chips and get him back later its crazy.
PHYSICAL APPEARANCE HEADCANONS:
I like to hc a few things about how zyglavis physically looks. I used references from:
Peter Steele (Jerry Trainer Interview), Haatepah Clearbear, David Bowie (Ziggie Stardust persona), Fandom portrayels of Enki (Fear and Hunger) and Damian Bloodmarch (Dream Daddy), and more my pinterest is messy
I personally believe Zyglavis has monolids and thick eyebrows given by his sprite. I don’t believe the gods have ethnicities/nationalities. They just have various features from different cultures. Some of the gods you can tell they have “wider” and hooded eye shapes (Dui, Teo) but certain char sprites like Scorpio, Huedhaut, and Zyglavis have smaller eye shapes.
Also Zyg def has resting bitch face or just the angry brows
I really love the idea that even in their human forms, the gods don’t 100% look like humans. (I'm all for the eldritch abomination, lovecraftian, biblically accurate god form designs.)
Granted they will start showing irregularities if their powers start fucking up (Teo/Leon). They come off as otherworldly still (too beautiful, too perfect, sparkly etc) and if a human stared at the gods too long it would induce a sense of uncanniness eventually.
Bcuz Zyglavis rules over the constellation of Libra, I imagine that in his human appearance he’s 100% symmetrical bcuz he’s the balanced scales (except for his ponytail).
I have assigned him the vibes of being the most preppy goth ever. Looks like a goth, dresses like a prep.
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INGREDIENTS:
2 cups evil boredom
3 teaspoons (heaping) blorbo poison (powder, not liquid)
1 daycare theme (10 hour loop)
1/3 cup brainrot
*1/2 cup distilled back pain
**(un)diagnosed mental illness
*(any kind of pain works, back pain is usually what i have on hand)
**(if you aren’t a fan of the flavor a diagnosis leaves, undiagnosed will work in a pinch! Personally, I like to add a bit of both.)
INSTRUCTIONS:
First, turn on the daycare theme (10 hour loop) and pre-heat the oven to 375 degrees.
Sift together your evil boredom and blorbo poison in a medium sized bowl.
Add in your pain of choice and mix well.
Once thoroughly mixed, it should be looking a little thicker. Some granules from the evil boredom and blorbo poison are fine. (You can always mix further, if you’re worried about it affecting the texture.)
Add your brainrot and beat with a whisk until it’s looking lighter, a little fluffy. (If you aren’t in the mood for fluff, a dash of angst or hurt/comfort can help tone it down. An AU if you really wanna spice it up.)
Realize this is turning out a lot better than you thought it would. Dang. Well, you’re certainly committed now.
Go ahead and get out a glass baking pan. Coat the bottom with non-stick spray. (I tend to favor Y/N brand Nonbinary Spray myself)
Using a baking spatula (one of the rubbery bendy ones), carefully move your mixture from the bowl to the pan. It’s alright if you get some on the sides, the heat should help it settle once it’s in the oven. To get out any air bubbles, tap the pan (carefully!) a few times on the counter.
Place the pan in the oven and set a timer for 15-25 minutes, or take a peek every now and then and see if it’s the right shade of cheerful.
Congratulations!!! You’ve successfully survived evil boredom, despite the hurdles you faced, and made something! (Pretty tasty too, if I might add.) You are still mentally ill, though. But - hey - now you have a little treat! And hopefully, your day’s just a little bit brighter! Enjoy!
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