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skylessnights · 2 months
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Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quote [1/?]
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bibannana · 26 days
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Anakin *looking at Fives*: Why does he have a lip blanket?
Fives *strokes his moustache*: It's a moustache.
Anakin *points to Obi-wan*: No, that's a moustache. That- *gestures to Fives* - is a lip blanket.
Echo *snorts*: I told you to shave it off.
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transfrmrs · 2 months
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Skywarp: Do we still have that astronomy coloring book back at our place? Starscream: It's not a coloring book! Skywarp: Uh oh Skywarp, to Thundercracker: He's gonna be soooo mad at me
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Leo: Is anyone in this house straight?
The Elite force: Oliver
Oliver: I’ll have you know I kissed Kaz once
Chase to Kaz: You kissed Oliver?
Kaz: We were twelve!
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lab-trash · 10 months
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Oliver: I read somewhere that 1 in every 4 people is gay, so that means there's at least 1 gay person on the elite force Kaz: I hope it's Chase, he's so hot
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blazingstar400 · 2 months
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Lacey: *working in a flower shop, minding her own business*
Kieran, storming into the store and slapping $20 dollars down onto the counter: HOW DO I PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVELY SAY “SCREW YOU” IN FLOWER?!?!
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rikaspotting · 5 months
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What is Love?
Larry: a sensation one feels when attracted to another either platonically, romantically, or paternally.
Poppy: When you get an extra cookie in your lunchbox from Rika.
Hassel: A profound delicate emotion that in its purest state is unconditional
Rika: BABY DON'T HURT ME, DON'T HURT ME, NO MORE
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severe-kitty · 3 months
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Silver: We have decided that if anything happens to me or Cole, we'd want Elsa to be Ava's guardian.
Elsa: That is great news! Ava, when something horrible happens you're going to be all mine.
Cole: It really is more of an 'if' situation.
Elsa: All mine!
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rainbowrocketquotes · 9 months
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Silver: So, uh, how did mom react to the whole thing that happened at Hoenn?
Maxie: Well, when they finally let me out of prison, your mother immediately called me and told me that she "is proud of me for finally embracing my evil side in the family".
Silver: .. Huh. Doesn't sound too ba-
Maxie: .. and Lance called me shortly after and told me that he is going to hyper beam me into next Friday.
Silver: .. Ah.
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harveyb-wabbit92 · 1 year
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S/o: Larrry! Come back to bed!
Larry: Not now, Dear. I’m not done with my online banking.
S/o, buries face in pillow: Fuck! That’s so HOT!
Larry: That’s why I do it.
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caramel-sandiego · 3 months
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Poppy: Why isn't Larry here? Rika: Oh, he's out with a sore throat. Hassel: He's got larryngitis. Poppy: Rika: Hassel: Rika: ...that was bad.
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skylessnights · 2 months
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Swerve & Hangman + incorrect quotes [2/?]
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dragon-starss · 2 months
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Lance, waking up after being violently shaken: "W-What?...Ethan...What do you want...?"
Ethan: "We don't have anymore Pop Tarts™" :(
Lance: "....𝘌𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘵'𝘴 5 𝘢𝘮."
Ethan: 🥺
Lance: "𝙂𝙤𝙙𝙨 𝙛𝙪𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙙𝙖𝙢𝙢𝙞𝙩."
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transfrmrs · 10 months
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Starscream, to Thundercracker: Please don't ever do theater kid stuff at or around me
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Chase: We’ve been meaning to tell you guys something. Kaz and I are dating
Bree, Skylar, Oliver and Kaz: *gasp*
Chase: Kaz why are you surprised?!
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lab-trash · 7 months
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Kaz: Oh, hey, my to-do list! I made it when we first got here.
Oliver: Lemme see.
Oliver: Okay, this just says 'chase,' and then there's four check marks.
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