#incorrect quotes : cobra kai

[augustinapril]

Y/n: Hey, you wanna know a secret?

Daniel: No.

Y/n: Okay.

Daniel:

Daniel: Do you smell smoke?

Y/n: The secret is that the dojo is on fire.

#cobra kai x reader #cobra kai x you #cobra kai imagine #cobra kai incorrect quotes #miguel diaz x y/n #miguel diaz x you #miguel diaz x reader #hawk moskowitz x reader #tory nichols x reader #daniel larusso x reader

[iloveslllycatss]

What about Miguel and reader having a movie night??

## — “𝐋𝐀𝐙𝐘 𝐏𝐔𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐄𝐒”

𝘱𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ! 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘭 𝘥𝘪𝘢𝘻 𝘹 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

𝘯𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴 ! 𝘪 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘶𝘦𝘭

𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘯𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 ! 𝘩𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘰𝘷𝘪𝘦𝘴.

“we are so stupid. why did we pick a horror movie out of all movies.”

“WE???!?!?! y/n, amor that was all YOU”

you two had been watching horror movies for the last 4 hours, this was his way of making it up to you after he came back from mexico. its not that you were mad at him or anything, just worried. and he felt guilty for leaving you behind, so this is how he makes up for it.

“miguel. i want water but im too lazy to get it.. and even if i WERE to get it, im too scared to go to the kitchen by myself….. can u come with me to get water 😞”

“yeah, babe. of course i can” he smiles, following you into the kitchen. when you two had made it there, you accidentally dropped something on the table, causing another thing to drop onto the floor… scaring you 

“FUCK NO PLZ DONT KILL ME NUN PLZ” you yelled, terrified for ur life until u heard miguel giggle behind you and start to tease you, sneaking his arms around your waist from behind. “dont worry amor, i’ll protect you from the nun” and you decided to tease right back 

“with your ninja skills?”

his jaw DROPPED. you did NOT. just say that. his karate moves were NOT ninja skills, he wasnt actually offended, but he let his fake offended face show up. causing you to giggle 

…

after you two had got back into the living room, you cuddling right back up to your lover, he smiles and wraps an arm around your shoulder. all was great until… a jumpscare popped up……….. you JUMPED. 

“awe migUEL FUCKING HELL HOLY SHIT”

miguel loved the way you hid your face in his chest when jumpscares came up, he loved the way you’d pout after it happened, complaining about the directors adding them in. he loved how you’d cling to him to the rest of the movie with him continuously telling you he’d protect you from all the monsters, giving u a wee bit of reassurance….

“amor dont worry, your very strong and handsome boyfriend will protect you from those monsters”

“miguel u kinda look like that one”

“bye.”

after the movie ended, you were scared shitless. you couldnt evej go to the DAMN BATHROOM without asking miguel to stand infront of the door and talk to u while you were pissing so you can assure he didnt leave you by urself. then after you got out, you’d look to him and ask

“one more?”

he groaned

“no more horror movies, y/n”

and your reply?

“youre a pussy, miguel”

@/ilovesillycats

plz don’t copy my work 😞

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[fangirling-tussisque-noncaelatur]

[Rooster comes home late]

Iceman: Where have you been? You have to tell us when you're gonna be late.

Rooster: Sorry, I lost track of time.

Maverick: *smiling at Ice* He lost track of time.

Iceman: *frowns at Mav*

Maverick: ...Which is very irresponsible, and you can't worry us like that.

Rooster: I was hanging out with Hangman.

Maverick: See? He was hanging out with his boyfriend. I get it.

Iceman: We just want you to be safe. Right?

Maverick: Right. We want you to be safe.

Rooster: Okay.

Maverick: Always wear protection.

Rooster: *blinks, shocked*

Iceman: *turning to Mav* What? ...No.

Maverick: No?...No, don't wear protection.

Iceman: *rubbing his eyes* Mav...

Maverick: Uh, you let Hangman decide that.

Rooster: Just stop it.

#rooster needs therapy after this #mav should be a responsible dad but he just can't #ice has a hard time dealing with these two #hangster #icemav #incorrect quotes #source: cobra kai #hangman #sereshaw #rooster #iceman #maverick #found family #hangman x rooster #rooster x hangman #iceman x maverick #maverick x iceman #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #dadmav #dadice #pete maverick mitchell #tom iceman kazansky #bradley bradshaw x jake seresin #jake seresin x bradley bradshaw #pete mitchell x tom kazansky #tom kazanski x pete mitchell #tgm #top gun: maverick #top gun

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Stiles, darkly: Theo threatened to kill me once. You don't forget or forgive something like that.

Derek: :(

Stiles: Except you. You and I, we're good.

#stiles stilinski #derek hale #sterek #theo raeken #teen wolf #teen wolf incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #source: cobra kai

[bonsai-babies]

Tory: *Laying face down on the floor*

Brandon: So Sam said she loved you?

Tory, muffled: Yeah

Brandon: ...and you asked her to marry you?

Tory: Yeah

Brandon: Awesome! How did she react?

Tory: Dunno, I ran before I could scare her even more

*Meanwhile*

Sam, kicking in the door to the Miyagi Dojo: Guys, Dad, Anthony! Holy shit, I'm gonna get married!

#cobra kai #sam larusso #samantha larusso #tory nichols #brandon nichols #cobra kai incorrect quotes #samtory #lanichols

[angelofthenight]

You: I don’t care if Wanda is the Scarlet Witch!

You, to Stephen and America: I’d kill both of you just to get her to spit in my face

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[h0bg0blin-meat]

Odysseus to Sthenelus: First rule of battle, little one... don’t ever let them know where you are.

Diomedes, shooting out of frame: WHOO-HOO! I’M RIGHT HERE! I’M RIGHT HERE! YOU WANT SOME O’ ME?! YEAH YOU DO! COME ON! COME ON! AAAAAH! Whoo-hoo!

Odysseus: 'Course, there’re other schools of thought.

#sounds about right #I feel like Dio is more Cobra Kai and Ody is like Miyagi-Do meshed with a bit of Eagle Fang #mythology memes #incorrect quotes #incorrect mythology #incorrect mythology quotes #incorrect greek mythology #ancient greek mythology #the trojan war #incorrect illiad #illiad #the illiad #odysseus #the odyssey #diomedes #sthenelos #sthenelus #trojan war #homer's odyssey

[robbyswayzekeenes]

johnny: how long has this been going on?

miguel: since new year’s

johnny: oh god. and who knows about this?

miguel: literally no one but you. and the larussos.

robby: and tory

miguel: right, and hawk

robby: oh, and i told demetri

miguel: awh, i didn’t know that

robby: yeah, he was really happy for us

miguel: oh i can’t wait to see him again he’s really-

johnny: okay! quiet! okay! the both of you! i need to think

#cobra kai incorrect quotes #kiaz #here’s some kiaz for u all #source: red white and royal blue #cobra kai #miguel díaz #robby keene #johnny lawrence

[lokiiriel]

Daniel, watching the news: Someone tried to fight a squid at the aquarium today!

Johnny: *walks in covered with ink* Well, maybe the squid was being a dick.

#cobra kai #daniel larusso #johnny lawrence #lawrusso #the karate kid #incorrect lawrusso #incorrect cobra kai quotes

[matt-murdick]

#every now and then someone reblogs one of these and then I get a bunch of reblogs #and I get to see all your funny comments and reactions in the tags #so here’s a new one from my drafts #cobra kai #the karate kid #incorrect quotes #john kreese #terry silver #cobra husbands #krilver #cobra kai meme #incorrect cobra Kai quotes

[aisha-robinsons]

Hawk: I changed my mind.

Robby: Does it work now?

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[diningwiththeasquiths]

Johnny, to the waiter: A milkshake with two straws, please.

Daniel: *blushes*

Johnny, putting both straws in his mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

#lawrusso #incorrect cobra kai quotes #incorrect cobra kai #incorrect karate kid quotes #incorrect karate kid

[seeker-of-stories19]

Robby with Miguel draped over him: I love my personal space

Everyone:

Robby: Miguel also loves my personal space

#cobra kai #robby keene #kiaz #miguel diaz #robby/miguel #robby x miguel #cobra kai incorrect quotes #source: the internet

[mischiefxmoonyy]

All these photos of xolo just scream James Potter to me and I think that's beautiful

#james potter #james potter fancast #xolo maridueña #marauders era #cobra kai #the marauders #harry potter #remus lupin #sirius black #wolfstar #padfoot #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #marauders incorrect quotes

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Derek: Stiles, we need to get you trained up in hand-to-hand combat. Are you free tomorrow?

Stiles: Are you asking me that as my boyfriend or as my alpha?

Derek: As your boyfriend.

Stiles: I'm busy.

Derek: Okay, as your alpha.

Stiles: I'm... sick?

#derek hale #stiles stilinski #sterek #teen wolf #teen wolf incorrect quotes #incorrect teen wolf quotes #source: cobra kai

[bonsai-babies]

Johnny: I had a dream in which I was arrested for tax evasion, which is really weird, because I don't even pay taxes. Sam: Sam: That’s- that’s the definition of tax evasion.

#cobra kai #sam larusso #samantha larusso #johnny lawrence #cobra kai incorrect quotes