#incorrect vtuber quotes

[most-dorkiest-hydrapple]

Rin: So, I have a child. Yuko: Hi Rin: As a proud mama, I want to protect her innocence at all costs. Which WOULD be easier IF MY EX-WIFE AND OTHER GENMATES WEREN'T BEING SO INDECENT ALL THE FUDGING TIME!! Juna: Babygirl, do you SEE this body? You can't expect me not to take advantage of it. Rin: DON'T YOU DARE CALL ME BABYGIRL YOU BLOODY JACKASS. Fuyo: *is batshit insane; tentacle porn enjoyer* Pochi: AND YOU THINK I DO THIS ON PURPOSE!?

#💮original.txt💮 #idol en #e-sekai #rin penrose #yuko yurei #juna unagi #fuyo cloverfield #pochi wanmaru #incorrect vtuber quotes

[juanarc-thethird]

I think she liked it...

Jaune: Are you sure if I send this... Nude to Weiss, she will forgive me?

Nora: Absolutely!

Jaune: I don't know... It feels like too much for an apology.

Nora: You want her to forgive you or not?

Jaune: Ok...

*Send pic*

Weiss: *Far away* AAAAH!!! GOD!! THANK YOU!!!!

Jaune: What the?!

Weiss: THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!

Jaune: I think she liked it?

Nora: Oh, she totally did~

Weiss: AAahh!~~💕 My Ovaries! They HURT!! I NEED TO BE BRED!!!!!

Nora: Ok, I think she liked it a little bit too much than I expected.

Weiss: JAUNE!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!!!

Nora: And that's my cue to go. Good luck! *Runs away*

Jaune: WAIT! DON'T LEAVE ME!!! I'M SCARED!!!

#jaune arc #jaune #rwby jaune arc #rwby jaune #rwby weiss #weiss schnee #rwby weiss schnee #weiss #nora #nora valkyrie #rwby nora #rwby nora valkyrie #rwby #rwby shitpost #incorrect rwby quotes #bao Vtuber

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Karkat: I CAN’T BELIEVE EGBERT, THAT ASSHOLE!

Dave: why whatd he do

Karkat: I FOUND THIS AMAZING HUMAN ROMANTIC DRAMA AND WANTED TO SHARE IT WITH HIM.

Karkat: I POURED MY BLOODPUSHER OUT TO HIM ABOUT IT, AND THE FUCKER JUST LAUGHED AND CALLED IT A KIDS’ SHOW!

Dave: damn thats kinda rude of him

Dave: whats the show called

Karkat: ICARLY.

Dave, desperately holding in laughter: no i think hes got a point

#submission #source: hololive #yes one of the vtubers genuinely thought icarly was an adult romantic drama #honestly Sam/Freddie kinda works as a kismesissitude #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #karkat vantas #dave strider #john egbert #mod terezi #i don't watch hololive or any vtubers for that matter (except for the odd demilypyro stream) but i saw that and it was funny #i love culture clash

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Sugarboo: Charlie, you’ll eat anything.

Charlie: What? I won’t eat anything, I’m pretty discerning.

Sugarboo: (holds out small chunk of whatever) Eat this.

Charlie: (takes it/eats it) What was that?

Sugarboo: (holds up a sponge with a small piece torn off)

Charlie: Don’t feed a guy a sponge, (Name)!

Sugarboo: (chuckling) You-

Charlie: Don’t feed a guy a sponge!

Sugarboo: You put it in your mouth, Charlie!

Charlie: Ugh!

#source: bob's burgers #charlie yuurivoice #yuurivoice charlie #yuurivoice bittersweet #yuurivoice #vtuber #yuurivoice listener #my stuff #yuurivoice boo #sugarboo bittersweet #bittersweet #yuurivoice sugarboo #incorrect yuurivoice #incorrect quotes

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

"The One Thing You Can't Replace" - Ex-Niji Version

AKA the closest I'll ever get to discourse-posting. But if you have quotes for Mint, Doki and the rest, by all means send them in!

Maid Mint: Another story I heard about myself... This one happened in Nijisanji. We had this boss, Mr. Tazumi, and I had a kouhai who went to our agency, Rosemi Lovelock. She was in Obsydia and I was in LazuLight, so she was a gen behind me.

Mint: So Mr. Tazumi was an asshole. And one weekend, he and his yacht decided to leave town, which you should never do if you're an asshole. And Rosemi decided to throw a party at the HQ - hooray! So everyone around Niji heard about it, and we all got up individually and said:

Quinn Benet: Okay. Let's go over there and destroy the place.

Mint: I walked into this party. Everyone I had ever met was there, and everyone was drinking like it was the end of the world! We were drinking like it was the Civil War and a doctor was coming to saw our legs off. It was totally unsupervised. We were like dogs without horses - we were running wild.

Mint: I walked down... I walked down to the basement. They had a pool table in the basement.

[Cut to Michi Mochievee, jumping onto the pool table]

Mint: One kid took a running start and threw her body onto the pool table and broke it in half.

[Cut to Kuro, plotting mischief]

Mint: Another kid found out which office was Tazumi's and went upstairs and took a shit on his computer.

Mint: So the party was going great.

[Chat cheers]

Mint: I'm standing in the basement, and I'm holding a red cup - you've seen movies - and I'm standing there, and I'm starting to black out. And I guess someone said, like...

Sayu: Something, something, managers.

Mint: And in a brilliant moment of word association, I yelled:

Mint/Pomu: FUCK THE MANAGERS! FUCK THE MANAGERS!

Mint: And everyone else joined in! Three dozen drunk EN children yelling "Fuck. Da. Managers." with the confidence of guys who have, like, already been to jail and aren't afraid of it anymore - you know, that "I served my nickel! You come and take me!" confidence. But EN children.

Mint: The reason someone had said "something something managers" was because the managers were there. So an Anycolor manager walked down the stairs and got to the bottom in the basement, and looked out over a sea of drunk toddlers yelling "Fuck the managers!" in his face! And he was almost impressed! He was like, "Wooooowww..." And then he leaned into his walkie-talkie and went: "Get the paddywagon!"

Mint: And my friend Matara - who is now a mother, this woman has babies - she grabbed a 40, smashed it on the ground and yelled:

Matara: SCATTER!!!

Mint: And everyone ran in a different direction. We all ran in different directions. It was like that scene in Rat-tat-touille when the humans come in the kitchen and all the rats go in different ways - we all ran in different directions.

Mint: I ran into the laundry room and I jumped up on a washing machine, and I crawled out through a window into the back alley, and now I'm running through the back alley and there was this big chain link fence. And I thought:

Mint/Pomu: I have never climbed a fence that high before!

Mint: And then I woke up at home.

[Chat laughs uproariously]

Mint: On Monday, I went to work, because that's what we did back then. And I'm walking into the collab, and who do I see but Rosemi Lovelock. And she says to me:

Rosemi: Hey, were you at my party on Saturday?

Mint: And I said no. You know, like a liar. And she said:

Rosemi: Things got really out of hand. Someone broke the pool table. Someone took a dump on Tazumi-san's computer. But the worst thing is, someone stole these old antique photos of Tazumi's grandmother. And our bosses are freaking out about it.

Mint: And I had that thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have: "Did I do that?"

[She pauses as chat reacts]

Mint: I figured no, I wouldn't have done that. But I was never sure - until, a year later... Relax!

Mint: I'm playing video games with this kid named Dokibird, that we also went to Nijisanji with. A year later, we've graduated by now. We're playing video games for a couple hours. And then Doki says to me:

Doki: Hey, come here, I wanna show you something.

Mint: And she takes me into her bedroom, and then she takes me into a side room off of her bedroom - never a good thing to have.

Mint: And she shows me a tiny room that is covered wall to wall in stolen antique photos from Nijisanji parties over the years. And I said: "Why? Why do you do this?"

Mint: And Doki said:

Doki: Because it's the one thing Tazumi can't replace.

[Chat erupts into laughter and cheers]

#maid mint #dokibird #matara kan #michi mochievee #k9 kuro #k9kuro #sayu sincronisity #quinn benet #pomu rainpuff #selen tatsuki #nina kosaka #mika melatika #mysta rias #zaion lanza #kyo kaneko #rosemi lovelock #nijien #nijiid #nijisanji #vshojo #sorry rosemi #i love you but you are Jake MacNamara-core #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: john mulaney #the one thing #the one thing you can't replace #chat #john mulaney mispronouncing “ratatouille” is integral to the bit

[incorrect-composer-quotes]

Beethoven: Punch me all you like, you can't unf•ck the Christmas Turkey

#composers #history #incorrect composer quotes #ludwig van beethoven #oh would you look at that #the mod is talking about vtubers #bonus points if you know who said this

[manyothermusingsofmine]

Astarion: There's two white wires and one red.

Gale: ...... What?

Astarion: Two white and one red, bro.

Gale: What color is the red wire??

Astarion: ..... it'S RED?!

Gale: OH! asfg- th-

Astarion: WHO'S BRAIN ARE YOU IN RIGHT NOW?!

#incorrect bg3 quotes #astarion #gale of waterdeep #source: vtubers #this thought brought to you by the fact that these two are booksmart and yet idiots

[mystybelle]

Random aside, and I know it's old news-

But I love how, for the Fontaine Archon quest; the Traveller is all set to mind their business and bother Furina for answers before they leave, and they only get involved on the basis of rep.

Traveller and paimon are, at least from the point they first get attacked at the Fountain of Lucine, only involved because they can't let a cheap shot slide.

In Mondstat they're driven by a sense of on the spot duty and curiosity.

In Liyue they're forced into clearing their name and inadvertently uncovering an insane plot.

In Sumeru, genuine concern for Nahida and the people they meet drive them to protective action against injustice against new loved ones.

But in Fontaine?

Lumine: "if you're takin' a shot at the king, you bet not miss"

#gaming #genshin impact #mystydjinn #vtuber en #lumine #incorrect quotes #incorrect genshin quotes #genshin incorrect quotes

[wlincorrectquotes]

Izzy: While I’m gone, Yuki's going to be in charge.

Yuki: YES!

Izzy, to Chess: You’re secretly in charge.

Chess: Obviously.

#envtuber #incorrect quotes #vtuber #Wondalight

[polifi]

Vox: Have I ever told you that you cook well?

Mysta: Awww, no, you haven't!

Vox: So why do you keep cooking?

#incorrect #incorrect quotes #nijien #nijisanji #nijisanji en #luxiem #vox akuma #mysta rias #vtuber

[warriors-as-shit-ive-said]

graystripe: i’m cuddling with a kittypet. i’ve reached new lows

#warrior cats #warriors #warriors incorrect quotes #graystripe #instead of kittypet what was said was ‘vtuber’ but there is. no cat equivalent to even come close to that #millie wc #← implied

[fandom--incorrect--quotes]

Shu: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses. Mysta: This knife is actually a magic wand. Vox: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel. Luca: *cocks gun* Magic missile. Ike: What the fuck is wrong with you people.

#luxiem #ike eveland #luxiem shu #mysta rias #vox akuma #luca kaneshiro #vtuber #incorrect quotes #nijisanji incorrect quotes #luxiem incorrect quotes #nijisanji en

[incorrect-hololive]

Reine: Mark my words, the next one to interrupt me is a dead woman!

Ollie: *grinning as she holds a giant bell behind Reine*

#source: wwe #incorrect quotes #hololive #hololive id #pavolia reine #kureiji ollie #submission #the line between vtubers and wrestling only thins every day

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Roxy: playing minecraft 4 the first time ever, and its so much fun! I dug a hole for 8 minutes until i fell into the earths crust!

Jane: Roxy I love you and your cats and mutini but. Is your Minecraft skin fucking Walter White in a maid outfit-

Roxy: hes also a catgirl, get it right

#submission #source: @pangur-and-grim #i changed greer's chiefcake to mutini cuz i couldnt think of who else to name sdgjdjkg #saw greer's response to someone about their mc skin and i couldnt resist lmfao #// #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #roxy lalonde #jane crocker #mod terezi #janey janey wake up we gotta be vtubers on minecrafter janey!

[sleeplessdreamer14]

Boo: (jokingly) Oh you’re down bad, huh? You really want me, don’t you?

Alphonse: (deadass serious) YES.

Boo:

Alphonse: You think I gaze lovingly at everyone? (holds Boo’s face in his hands) Use the brain in your head, gorgeous!!

#boo is me im dense asf #this could totally work the other way around #yuurivoice #yuurivoice boo #yuurivoice alphonse #source: TikTok #my stuff #alphonse yuurivoice #incorrect yuurivoice #incorrect quotes #incorrect yuurivoice quotes #vtuber

[incorrectvtuberquotes]

#this is basically what happened in that lore video #zentreya #projekt melody #vshojo #vtubers #incorrect quotes #source: tumblr #i'd have reblogged the post but i couldn't find it