No me inventes cualidades ni virtudes, que no soy diferente a las miles que mueren ni a las que nacen a diario.
No me cargues con la responsabilidad de una mirada encantadora, no me incluyas en tus sueños de mujer perfecta No puedo, no quiero serlo.
Mis caderas no tienen el ritmo de tus deseos ni mis labios saben a tiempo. No tengo la dulzura con la que se condena a las damas ni un perfume inolvidable en mis cabellos. No puedo.
No quiero tenerlo.
Que te sea indiferente si mi voz canta o grazna, no soy canto, soy palabra. Realidad, defecto y caos, así puedes nombrarme, no permito que me pretendas celestial.
No puedo.
No quiero serlo.
R. Ke
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
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i entirely get why people are like "actually knights were historically land-owning nobles waging war on people" and reminding people that idealised modern conceptions of knights are not historically accurate, it's just really really funny given that people have been idealising the institution of knighthood since like. the twelfth century or earlier, go take it up with fucking chrétien de troyes
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zuko is already a hilarious character but he becomes even funnier if you give him a crush on sokka
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I know Gojo was tweaking when they pulled these out
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Damn, Hazbin's popularity has fans thinking I'm ripping off of it, I'm inspired by it or that I'm making OCs for that universe.
not a fan :/
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Still laughing at Brian May offhandedly writing the greatest understatement in the history of academia in his astrophysics doctoral dissertation:
Ah, yes - “various pressures.” Like being one of the greatest guitarists ever and playing/writing/singing for the most legendary rock band of all time.
Those various pressures.
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When Crowley disappeared after the Edinburgh incident, Aziraphale got bored and started to write a novel
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Doofenshmirtz is kind of proof that you can, in fact, make one of the funniest characters out there by throwing shit at the wall.
He’s a supervillain, he’s amicably divorced, he was raised by ocelots, his evil ambitions only stretch as far as taking over the tri-state area, he’s in a romantically-coded/joked about rivalry with a sentient platypus, he’s a good dad, he once lost a fight with a potted plant, he was forced to be a lawn gnome. But most importantly, he never gives up.
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“i love you”
— ❌ boo, lame, predictable, no impact
“one life spent with you, is all that i could wish for”
— ✅ tear breaker, changes lives, romantic, bears their heart and soul, genuine, impactful
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