Mammon genuinely can't write😭😭😭
If you asked Mammon to read something he wrote, he could read it perfectly with no mistakes. If you asked someone else to read something Mammon wrote😨😨😨 they'll end up in tears because they can't even make it it passed the first word. Or if it's one of his brothers💀💀💀 they'll look at you like you're insane and tell you to "Get lost and read it yourself. What do you think I am? Some kind of fool?"
Mammon doesn't understand why nobody else can read his handwriting! It looks perfectly fine to him. His brothers berate and make fun of him for it all the time, and he'll sit there all like, "My handwriting is perfectly fine!" "Like yours is any better." "Give me a break! At least my school work is getting done, ugh!"
Lucifer remembers the time he put a texting and social media ban on his brothers and they each wrote him multiple letters as a petition to lift the ban. When he got to Mammon's letter, it took him so long to decipher the singular, "Sorry." On the page, and even longer to decipher all the hidden curses written in invisible ink. He had to hire a with to assist him in figuring out what it said.
Mammon tries to fix his handwriting for the better, but it just never works out! If he wants to write neater, he has to write slower than usual, and it never works out. All his professors have to get witches to translate Mammon's written assignments, and it's gotten to the point where they force him to do all his work on the computer. Satan tried giving Mammon writing lessons, but when he realized how bad Mammon's handwriting really was he called him a lost cause and left.
Mammon really doesn't see the issue with his handwriting. He can read it just fine! "Of course you can read it dumbass. It's your own handwriting!" And Mammon will raise his hand and tut at his dear brother. "Wrong! There's some people out there who can't read their own handwriting. If I can read it, it can't possibly be that bad." Everyone will just groan and roll their eyes, and Lucifer will tell Mammon to, "Shut up and eat your food." Mammon will sigh himself and mutter something about his brothers being sourpusses to which they all respond with a glare in his direction.
Mammon doesn't let his horrible handwriting deter him from anything in life. He still scams- I mean🤒🤒🤒 he still gets money in very legal, safe, and sane ways and that's all that matters. Until his handwriting starts affecting his money, he thinks he'll keep it the way it is for now.
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Got my phone on my own account, so I am Officially independent of my father (in terms of stuff I pay every month)
Also now know what I'm gonna get from life insurance and. Well. It really is a life changing amount of money. Enough that I could potentially just... not work as I make my way through the rest of school.
I want to be careful with it, not grow too flippant about it, but with proper allocation, this could genuinely help me finally get my life on track.
I'm still kinda reeling over it. It's genuinely mind-boggling.
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In honor of my original idea “Henry will be the vessel for the Alderking”, the question “what if Henry grew up with his father” and the Taiden being soulmates concept (brought to you by @deadlycupid), let me raise you this au:
Henry was raised and trained by Cameron and the knights because everyone is convinced he’s the Alderking’s soul reborn (since they look alike and all that) and they want him to one day “regain his throne”.
However, they are mistaken. For as much as Henry may look like the Alderking reborn, he is not the actual rebirth.
It’s the other of the two brothers instead. Aiden. He is the true soul of the Alderking, reborn. But he is on no one’s radar since he was raised in the human world.
And then one day, Aiden comes to the world of fae, probably looking for the brother he just now heard existed and somehow gets roped into the whole mess, ending up fighting against the knights.
And even then, when there are some subtle yet clear signs of who he truly is, the knights simply don’t get it.
In comes Talon. Talon, in this scenario, is a knight as well. He also happens to be the reborn soul of Cyprian, the Alderking’s shield.
He called bullshit on all that the knights thought to be true right from the beginning, but no one would listen to him.
Talon looked at Aiden ONCE and immediately knows what’s up. He recognizes him, cause Cyprian would recognize his beloved king anywhere, even in this other life.
The knights will be like “Henry is the rebirth of our king” and Talon will turn right around and be like “yeah no.” *points at Aiden* “THAT is my king right there*.
But he like never says anything to the knights, cause he now realizes it’s better if they don’t know.
And then immediately he makes it his life’s work to protect Aiden, to keep him away from all danger and temptation.
Because this rebirth of the Alderking is yet the pure, good version of what the true Alderking once was and Talon tries everything in his might to keep this boy from being corrupted again.
Maybe this time, he hopes, he can actually save his king.
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*Me experiencing any sort of difficulty in life* I got through 2ha I can get through this I got through 2ha I can get through this I got through 2ha I can get through this I got through 2ha I can get through this I got through 2ha I can get through this I got through 2ha I can—
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𝐋𝐄𝐕𝐈, 𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐄𝐍𝐃 𝐎𝐅 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐒𝐄𝐑𝐈𝐄𝐒, 𝐇𝐀𝐒 𝐆𝐈𝐕𝐄𝐍 𝐈𝐓 𝐀𝐋𝐋. He's dedicated his heart, has fulfilled his promise to Erwin, and ensuring that every sacrifice, every death had been worth it, he cracked the mystery to the titans and won them peace. Levi, from the very moment he joined the Corps, made himself a weapon, a blade sharpened cruelly to carry its will — and god, had he served them. It took much from him, sure, cost him an eye, his fingers, and his ability to walk, too, but as a Captain of his men, his heart was for his outfit, and now, purpose all served, he can finally live in peace. He can lay down his sword. He can start up a shop. For no longer heaving the title of humanity's strongest, Levi's no longer that burden to bear and heft. After all, he'd never tell you, the weight of it had been oh so gargantuan. All a soul looked to him, passed their torches unto him, and that, that duty was the fight he'd pledged his heart to. No. He'd survived and had served them. He has no regrets.
Now, mixing blends in his shop, he lives the dream they'd died for.
There is joy in all of that. Levi sips his tea.
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