#jespers raging bisexuality

[one-million-kruge]

my six of crows hcs

I need to read Crooked Kingdom but I can't for at least another week and it's killing me so take this very self indulgent list

Kaz Brekker

-He finds it really hard to apologize so he literally buys a gazillion super expensive gifts for whichever Crow, refuses to elaborate, and walks away. Matthias is mystified by this.

-Kaz hates emotional attachments with people because he could easily lose them like he lost Jordie, so he made them with his cane and gloves instead.

-For a while as a coping mechanism, Kaz legitimately treated 'Rietveld' Kaz and 'Brekker' Kaz as two different people. When he was triggered by something or other he told himself it was Rietveld messing with him.

-He researched Saints so that he could know and understand Inej's religion, even though he had no obligation to. He also pretends he hates hearing her talking about it but just hearing the passion in her voice makes Kaz happy.

Inej Ghafa

-Similarly to Kaz, she has emotional attachments to her knives because after her time at the Menagerie it became really hard for her to trust people.

-Inej learned how to walk silently at the Menagerie because she needed to sneak around in order to get stuff she needed to survive, whether it be food or something to stitch herself up with.

-She enjoys being on the sea because it gives her a sense of freedom similar to how acrobatics made her feel.

-Inej has never once pitied Kaz, just felt anger for what others (*cough cough* pekka rollins) had done to him. Every time she sees him panic she feels a mixture of sadness and pure rage.

Jesper Fahey

-Jesper has a diary because he feels emotions in a very big way and he needs some way to get them out. He hides it under his bed and let me tell you it is bright pink.

-When he is stressed (often) he plays with his guns. Like, safety on, but he flips them around in his hands and whatever because it reminds him of his mother and her memory makes him feel safe.

-When on heists, Jesper legit takes any opportunity to wear high heels. There is no need to. The Crows make fun of him for it. He does not care.

-Jesper is typically very fidgety but whenever he's near Wylan he's just automatically much calmer. Wylan is like Milo for his stress but better. It's even better when he's touching Wylan in some way, shape, or form.

Wylan Van Eck

-If Wylan hears a phrase or saying or something of the like that he thinks is nice or cool, he writes it in musical notes (similarly to how he labels chemicals and such) and tacks it up on a wall or something.

-When he was younger and his father would use horrible tactics to try and get him to be able to read, he just took it and assumed it was normal because he didn't have a frame of reference (not being able to read books or make friends very well). Some days he felt he deserved it.

-Wylan loves symbolic art because it's a way for him to take in a story without having to read it. He loves making up interpretations of symbolic paintings and connecting unrelated ones into a continuous story.

-He is really not assertive at all and finds it hard to read the room, so Wylan always asks Jesper before he does anything affectionate. He sometimes gets embarrassed about it, but Jesper always reassures him that it's very cute and sexy of him.

Nina Zenik

-Nina is bisexual (canon) and in terms of her preferences she finds women to be hotter, but she loves men beyond physical attraction more often. Whenever people try to tell her that she's straight because of that she either punches them or knocks them out for a few minutes depending on how she's feeling that day.

-Nina loves fucking with people by speaking a language to them that they don't speak and then gaslighting them into thinking that she was speaking the language they do speak.

-She is like the #1 hype squad for Inej, and it's literally the only thing that Kaz and her can agree on. They literally get into compliment battles but they're complimenting Inej.

-Nina finds it hilarious how actually innocent Matthias is, so sometimes when they speak, she makes progressively more lewd innuendos to see how long it takes for him to catch on.

Matthias Helvar

-Matthias is super gullible and will believe almost anything someone tells him unless it is far too outlandish to be true. The rest of the Crows (bar Inej and Wylan) use this to their advantage often.

-Back when he hunted Grisha, everyone else said he was most definitely the least likely to become a traitor but also the most likely to be the nicest to the Grisha. Guess where they were wrong.

-Matthias tries his best to be mischievous and absolutely fails every time. He just feels bad about it and so he immediately apologizes even though all of his "mischief" isn't even that bad.

-Whenever Nina needs anything, Matthias will immediately do it/get it for her. Whether it's getting a book off of a shelf that she can't quite reach or committing homicide, he is always ready and willing.

#ugh i love them so much #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #kanej #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #wesper #nina zenik #matthias helvar #helnik #six of crows #soc #grishaverse #headcanon #i seriously need to read crooked kingdom. #not on this list but jesper and nina would be the biggest swifties #and kaz would know every lyric to every song purely because jesper would listen to her so much #rambles #six of crows headcanons

[thatonecrowguy]

hi hi for the wip title ask game: never the perfect son, always the perfect monster, and also when ur not the only bisexual older brother anymore >:( ?? i'm really curious about them :DD [@fiercely-raging-writer]

Oh tysm <333 I am so excited to talk about these

Never the perfect son, always the perfect monster is a six of crows fic I'm currently in the middle of planning. I actually don't have much of it down or written, but essentially: it's a kaz/jesper fic, featuring Colm. Jesper invites his father back to Ketterdam, he plans a nice dinner to calmly introduce his Da to his boyfriend.

Of course, when your boyfriend is the Bastard of the Barrel, nothing ever goes to plan. Poor Jesper. He just wants a normal day for once in his life. Even if this fic is not... anything yet, it still holds a dear part of my heart and I am determined to someday write it. When I have time. Eventually. I promise!

Now, for 'when ur not the only bisexual older brother anymore >:('. It's a fic that exists on three seperate documents right now, on google docs, notes app, and word. It actually does have a proper title but I love this one too much to part with it. It's a 'the gentleman's guide to vice and virtue fic', essentially exploring the idea of: what is there was another fucking Montague sibling bc there is never enough of them in the world.

Poor Monty has to relinquish his title as the best bisexual older brother in the family. Poor new Montague sibling has to reckon with the dangerous life-changing adventures that these heathens always end up getting themselves into. Again, this fic is in the early stages (one chapter that I like written, spread out over three places as I mentioned) but I hope that eventually I'll get it written!

Thank you so much for this ask!! I adore talking about my wips and answering questions aboutbthem when I should actually be writing (whoops)

#asks #ask game #answered ask #i talk about writing

[brkmysoul]

started to think about how the s&b basically erased jesper's and nina's bisexuality and now i'm feeling Rage !!

#i have a love/hate relationship with this show #the love exists only bc the cast is perfect cause it mostly sucks lol #s2 was just an torture to watch

[incorrectquotes-inc]

Jesper: Girls are hot.

Jesper: Guys are hot too.

Jesper: Why is everyone so hot!?

Kaz, deadpan: Global warming.

#incorrect quotes #mod kyli #six of crows #grishaverse #soc #incorrect grishaverse quotes #leigh bardugo #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #wesper #wylan van eck #incorrect soc quotes #crooked kingdom #bisexuality #jespers raging bisexuality

[juniebgroans]

I had my spouse watch Shadow and Bone this past weekend and it was hilarious to hear his predictions and thoughts as the show went on - here are the best:

"This brick shithouse kid [Mal] is gonna die in the fold and she's going to find her powers in a fit of rage."

"Thats a level 20 gunslinger right there, baby" [when Jesper shoots the coin]

[When Kirigan arrives] "Oh he is so handsome, I bet there's a love triangle because he's the darkness and she's the light and they're like the reincarnated eternal souls."

Actually any Kirigan scene was just him talking about how handsome Ben Barnes was

"Why does the gang kid hate Pekka Rollins so much? Does it have something to do with his limp? Wait, don't tell me, I don't wanna know."

[When Inej asks Jesper to kill for her] "Oh I bet that she'll kill in self-defense at one point and then realize its easier to kill villains than try to help them redeem themselves"

[Anytime Jesper veers off the objective] "you people [referring to bisexuals] canNOT keep your eyes on the prize, can you??"

[During the Darkling/Brekker showdown] "oh shit oh fuck goddamn oh shit they get to fighttttttt"

Whenever Inej complains about Kaz not getting her the right size once, he was like "hehe hehe I knew it, they like each other"

He was OBSESSED with Milo, he was convinced they were going to use the goat as fuel for the train.

Almost ALL of his predictions were wrong but when the volcra attacked Kirigan, he was like "oh that handsome bastard isn't dead yet" and when the final scene played I heard "VINDICATIONNNN"

#shadow and bone #six of crows #soc #alina starkov #mal oretsev #ben barnes #general kirigan #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #jesper fahey

[bimboe]

thinking about how people who only watched the sab show don’t know jesper and nina are raging bisexuals... how sad for them

[ao3feed-tomarrymort]

by SarcasticSunshine

Hogwarts: a bustling hub of international trade where anything can be had for the right price - and no one knows that more than criminal prodigy Tom Riddle. Tom is offered a chance at a deadly heist that could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams. But he can't pull it off alone. . . .

  A convict with a thirst for revenge

  A sharpshooter who can't walk away from a wager

  A runaway with a privileged past

  A spy known as the Wraith

  A Heartrender using her magic to survive the slums

  A thief with a gift for unlikely escape

 Tom's crew are the only ones who might stand between the world and destruction - if they don't kill each other first.

Words: 6749, Chapters: 1/45, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Duology of Crows

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Cho Chang, Cedric Diggory, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Albus Dumbledore

Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Cho Chang/Cedric Diggory, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle, Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Cho Chang & Cedric Diggory & Harry Potter

Additional Tags: Dark Harry, Morally Grey Harry Potter, Alternate Universe - Six of Crows Fusion, Fluff and Angst, Humor, Fluff, Angst, Murder, Heist, this is basically Six of Crows with Harry Potter characters, Harry is a smol scary bean that need to be protected, tom is scary, Harry Needs a Hug, Tom Needs a Hug, Traumatized Tom, Everybody is Traumatized, Ron is a chaotic bisexual, cho is a raging pansexual, Harry is Inej, Tom is Kaz, Ron is Jesper, Hermione is Wylan, Cho is Nina, Cedric is Mattias, Albus Dumbledore is Pekka Rollins, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, The Author Regrets Nothing, enjoy, will put in more tags as the story progresses

#ao3feed #fanfiction #harry potter #tomarry #harrymort

[ao3feed-grishaverse]

Six Crows Marks a Thief

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UZBT8y

by SarcasticSunshine

Hogwarts: a bustling hub of international trade where anything can be had for the right price - and no one knows that more than criminal prodigy Tom Riddle. Tom is offered a chance at a deadly heist that could make him rich beyond his wildest dreams. But he can't pull it off alone. . . .

  A convict with a thirst for revenge

  A sharpshooter who can't walk away from a wager

  A runaway with a privileged past

  A spy known as the Wraith

  A Heartrender using her magic to survive the slums

  A thief with a gift for unlikely escape

 Tom's crew are the only ones who might stand between the world and destruction - if they don't kill each other first.

Words: 6749, Chapters: 1/45, Language: English

Series: Part 1 of Duology of Crows

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Six of Crows Series - Leigh Bardugo

Rating: Not Rated

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: F/M, M/M

Characters: Harry Potter, Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Tom Riddle, Hermione Granger, Ron Weasley, Cho Chang, Cedric Diggory, Voldemort (Harry Potter), Albus Dumbledore

Relationships: Harry Potter/Tom Riddle, Cho Chang/Cedric Diggory, Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley, Harry Potter/Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Harry Potter & Tom Riddle, Harry Potter & Ron Weasley, Cho Chang & Cedric Diggory & Harry Potter

Additional Tags: Dark Harry, Morally Grey Harry Potter, Alternate Universe - Six of Crows Fusion, Fluff and Angst, Humor, Fluff, Angst, Murder, Heist, this is basically Six of Crows with Harry Potter characters, Harry is a smol scary bean that need to be protected, tom is scary, Harry Needs a Hug, Tom Needs a Hug, Traumatized Tom, Everybody is Traumatized, Ron is a chaotic bisexual, cho is a raging pansexual, Harry is Inej, Tom is Kaz, Ron is Jesper, Hermione is Wylan, Cho is Nina, Cedric is Mattias, Albus Dumbledore is Pekka Rollins, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, The Author Regrets Nothing, enjoy, will put in more tags as the story progresses

read it on the AO3 at https://ift.tt/2UZBT8y

#six of crows #six of crows fanfic #soc #soc fanfic #grishaverse #ao3feed-grishaverse

[fandomqueenishere]

Six of Crows facts

Jesper x Wylan is the greatest gay ship in existence. Period. They are made in heaven and have the best chemistry in existence.

Kaz Brekker is the coolest cat on the block.

Kaz Brekker is in love with Inej Ghafa

Inej Ghafa is in love with Kaz Brekker

Inej Ghafa worked in a brothel and can someone please just give credit for how many times her modesty was stolen, and what shit she had to go through

Nina Zenik is bisexual and a queen.

Nina Zenik is curvy and loves food. 

Nina Zenik and Inej Ghafa need more moments.

Matthias Helvar is a polar bear and needs to be protected. Preferably by Nina Zenik

Nina and Jesper secretly meet up to discuss and play matchmaker for Kaz and Inej.

Matthias secretly gets along with Inej the most, simply because of her ability to sit quietly and not make vulgar/inappropriate comments. They usually sit and watch the sunrise together, without saying a word to each other. Nina thinks it’s cute.

All while Kaz rages silently from a corner.

#jesper x wylan #jesper fahey #wylan van eck #nina x matthias #nina zenik #matthias helvar #kaz x inej #kaz brekker #inej ghafa #six of crows #crooked kingdom #leigh bardugo