first it was the windmill, then it was the honorifics, then it was the museums, then the supposed 400 years of co-operation... 💔😭
istg this windmill saga got me like
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yuuji manages to find the guts to hold megumi’s hand once and not more than 5 seconds later he gets the shovel talk from 90% of the people in megumi’s life. they truly mean their words that if yuuji ever makes megumi feel bad even by mistake, the higher ups r going to be the least of his problems. the same goes for sukuna.
the other 10% of people r frantically trying to book an immediate flight back to japan after his toes started tingling that something was up with His Boy.
just as yuuji thinks he managed the worst, he feels the hair on the back of his neck stand up and narrowly dodges assassination attempt courtesy of the zenin
The thing is that Megumi is actually such a low maintenance, chill boyfriend. Best boyfriend ever. He always replies to texts quickly. He’s on time to dates. He’s never jealous. They rarely fight, and when they do, it’s always because it’s legitimately important, and they always end up working it out. He lets Yuuji hold(!) his hand(!). The tips of his ears turn fire engine red whenever Yuuji does anything that shows off how Strong and Fast he is, which can be fun for Yuuji. It’s not a competition but also yes it is and Yuuji won it. He locked down The Best Boyfriend Ever. And it only took him 83 days of hardcore crushing, a 27 step plan, and nearly throwing himself off a cliff because he said “hooray” when Megumi told Yuuji he liked him.
He’s Done It. He Secured The Bag. Megumi Is His Boyfriend And The World Is A Perfect Place.
But everyone else seems to have some very strong opinions about that fact. Much stronger opinions than Megumi himself, who lets Yuuji hold(!) his hand(!).
There's a very confusing conversation with Inumaki and Panda about his intentions. Yuuji, very honestly, said that he didn't think he'd get far enough to have any real intentions past what he's already managed, which did not help. Maki had a similar conversation but it involved a sword. God's Perfect Man Who Already Gets Everything He Wants In Life And Certainly Doesn't Need to Butt Into This Too may be returning early from Africa. Yuuji would much rather that Africa keep him, please and thank you. There's a sniper that has him in his sights.
It's worth it.
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byler kiss but they both have a beard (real one, not El) after the time jump
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All I can think about right now is the Ultimate Enemy timeline and what that version of Vlad went through. I think all his diabolical plans pretty much went out the window once Danny went to him, because what’s the point? He has what he wants, but he didn’t want it like this. he has Danny, but everyone else is dead, and Danny’s miserable and it’s hurting Vlad just as much as he’s hit with how much he really cares about the other halfa. Like he obviously wanted nothing more than to just help Danny stop hurting so much; you can tell by his facial expressions in the flashback.
And then can you imagine what he was feeling when the whole operation became a living nightmare? Vlad’s probably spent weeks, months desperately trying to think of something to help Danny as Danny spirals further and further, until Danny himself suggests removing his humanity. So Vlad goes with it, because if it’s really what Danny wants then he’ll do it. And then Phantom takes Plasmius, they merge and Vlad can see all the worse parts of himself reflecting in Dan’s eyes, as he kills Danny. Vlad probably ran, or hid so Dan thought he fled, because while everything in him wanted to protect human Danny, he knew he’s only human now and Dan would just kill him too. He probably goes back to the lab, once Dan’s gone, falling apart at the seams as he holds Danny’s corpse and mourns why things couldn’t have gone right, just once. He probably drowns himself in grief for years after, holed up by himself.
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y si llamas al tord carewebo... ojos de huevo... hombre huevo... eggfriend
Did you mean to say Tom or are you just suggesting I call Tord names (because I will, I am 100% ok with this ☝)
Alt, me @ Tom (SLASH JAY)
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the mortification of breaking the master branch is unreal but I'm gonna get through it
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Request for @chiefbeifongcanrailme
I really hope u like it, linumi is one of my fave Lin ships thanks to all ur amazing fics of them.
Pls check out merkittys fics whenever you can, the way she writes Lin is perfect and rlly true to how she is in the show!!
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