#kiss kiss kiss i love u kagami

[theholypeanut]

♪ I Think He Knows ♪

Content: GOM + Kagami + Takao having a tall gf (headcanon) fem!reader, just fluff, tiny suggestive

Notes: “Tall”, but realistically (I know wild for knb) so let’s say approx 5’9 (175 cm)

Kuroko

- Kuroko is so used to everyone being taller than him, that he wouldn’t really feel that out of place while having a tall girlfriend

- You are the only person allowed to stroke his hair, but only in private - you’d never allow anyone to see it

- Kuroko always cares about your comfort and even if he is not much into pda, you hold hands very often

- He love to kiss your forehead when you sit

- He can be both a big or a small spoon, whatever you need

Kise

- Kise absolutely adores that you are tall, but not taller than him

- You can get model gigs with him and he asks you to that often because he is just obsessed with showing you to people

- You can still comfortably wear heels with him

- Kise loves hugging you from behind

- H U G E pda fan, you are never safe in public, holding hands, stolen kisses, constant forehead kisses because “your forehead is just so close to my lips it’s asking for it”

- will literally hiss seeing guys checking you out

Aomine

- He was actually quite bummed at the beginning that you are not tiny, because he cannot make fun of you 24/7

- But who cares about height there are other measurements that are more important (I’m not pointing fingers)

- You are still smaller than him so he can put his hand on your hair and just destroy any hairstyle you have and laugh at you

- The king of putting his hand around you waist

- Randomly nibbles your neck and starts teasing (usually it ends up spicy)

- Mr “I’ll whisper dirty stuff to your ear in public and watch you get red”

- Puts his chin on your head All. The. Time.

- Tries to make you play basketball with him because “tbh you are still higher than Akashi and Kuroko so maybe there’s some potential” (he’d never say that next to Akashi obv)

Midorima

- Midorima is so clueless and extra tall, that he wouldn’t even notice that you are reasonably tall for a girl until someone points it out. Or until you stand next to Takao

- He has absolutely no opinion about it whatsoever because he just don’t think it’s an important factor in a relationship

- However he gets red like a tomato if you’d hug him from behind and put your face on his shoulder

- Or if you stand on your tiptoes and give him a forehead kiss. He is g o n e

- That’s the day he decided he loves that you are tall

- Gets annoyed when someone comments that you could be a model. Tells you that you absolutely shouldn’t start a model career, and didn’t want to elaborate why (because he was afraid you’d start attracting a bigger crowd and leave him bc he is an insecure Bebe inside fight me)

Murasakibara

- Tall? You? You look like a Smurf to him

- Who is this gnome standing next to him? Yes that’s you

- I mean, again, Murasakibara do not find you really tall. However seeing how small are girls at school, Atsushi fast realised that this is as good as it gets

- Atsushi constantly puts his head on yours

- If any guy tries to flirt with you and approaches you, he gets jealous quickly and shows up out of nowhere and holds you by the waist to show dominance (and with his height… works like a charm)

- Murasakibara is a big baby and pouts if any guy is complimenting how tall you are

- Also for very long he would call you “tiny” and everyone had the idea that you must be very small, and gets surprised when they meet you (“well for me she is tiny”)

- He is constantly kissing the crown of your head

- The biggest softie, honestly for him being taller than an average person makes you just… average to him, and that’s honestly perfect

- Not that big on pda but will always hold you close, hold your hand, waist, just to show everyone that you are taken

Akashi

- Being taller than Akashi… oh boy, well

- Obviously you didn’t expect to fall for a guy who is shorter than you, but obviously Akashi has a huge personality and it doesn’t really matter

- You are almost the same height and it has a lot of perks: for example it’s so easy to get a quick kiss without a lot of effort

- Akashi loves to kiss your neck

- No one dares comment about lack of height difference

- Akashi actually encourages you to wear heels if you like them, because he has enough confidence to not get insecure about this kind of stuff, which you appreciate a lot

- Also all of his clothes fits you like a glove, which is a huge perk especially with the fancy expensive stuff you can wear as your own

- You sometimes kabedon him as a surprise when you are alone

- It never ends up well for you (but spicy edition)

Kagami

- Kagami just like Midorima has one braincell and he wouldn’t even notice that you are tall until someone says it out loud

- One day he saw you standing next to Kuroko and he yelled “oh you are taller than Kuroko? You should play basketball”

- One braincell golden retriever

- Just like Aomine he tries to persuade you to play basketball with him (basketball ball for brain I swear)

- He has this reflex to grab your waist and pull you closer whenever there is a crowd

- Loves it when you lay down on his shoulder and fall asleep when you watch a movie

- Loves it when you snuggle your nose in his collarbone, he gets so red

- He is not big on pda but when no one is looking he would sneak a tiny cheek kiss (he actually loves tiny kisses, as well as steamy make out sessions)

- If someone says you look like a model he would get hyped up

Takao

- Takao is a cheeky boy, he would for sure be the one flirting with you till you fall for him

- He fell first he fell harder and he would do everything to convince you to date him even when he is slightly shorter than you

- When he succeeded he couldn’t believe it and he feels like he is the happiest guy on the planet

- The Greenest Flag in here, he treats you like a queen

- Flexes about you constantly, how beautiful and amazing his gf is

- He loves it when you wear heels, and he would for fun pout and ask for forehead kisses like a baby

- HE would kabedon you for fun to make you blush

- Loves hugging you from behind and kissing your nape

- Also he would playfully bite your shoulder or whisper dirty thing to your earlobe just to make you blush out of nowhere

- Honestly just marry him already or I will

#kise ryota x reader #aomine daiki x reader #kagami taiga x reader #akashi seijuurou x reader #takao kazunari x reader #kuroko tetsuya x reader #murasakibara atsushi #kuroko no basuke x reader #kuroko tetsuya #kise ryouta #aomine daiki #akashi seijuro #takao kazunari #midorima shintarou #kagami taiga #kuroko no basket headcanon #kuroko no basket #dividers by cafekitsune

[aomine-ryo]

Me again Habibi 💖

How do you think GOM + Kagami, Takao, IMAYOSHI, Himuro would be as yandere headcanon? Red flags? U cannot see them when your eyes are closed 🙈

Love u and ur work, have the best day ✨

I already knew this about myself, but writing this has made me realise that there’s nothing more attractive than red flags 😍

sorry this took me longer than expected to write, but it was super fun!! love you and hope you enjoy!! xx

Headcanons: GOM + Kagami + Takao + Imayoshi + Himuro as yanderes (slight nsfw)

cw: manipulation, obsessiveness, stalker themes

Kuroko

• he’s obsessed with you

• you occupy every single one of his thoughts

• you thought he was cute and harmless? think again.

• slowly but surely, there seems to be fewer undergarments in your drawer

• you just assume that you lost them in the laundry, but kuroko always pockets something whenever he visits

• you’d think that the two of you were taking it slow, but in his head you’re the mother of his children

• you’re his soulmate, his everything— and he believes you think the same of him

Kise

• you think your boyfriend broke up with you because he found someone else? well, you’re wrong

• kise sweet-talked another girl to go after your ex

• and who was there to comfort you when the breakup happened? sweet and caring kise, of course

• he was there for you at your worst, he lifted you up when you were sad— you needed him in your life

• with your newfound trust issues stemming from your ex, you were conditioned to believe that kise was the only person you could trust

• and kise uses that to make sure you never leave

Midorima

• midorima is discreet with his actions

• you’d think that he’s very overlooking, but he takes note of every single thing you do

• it’s okay if you forget to update him about where you’re going that day, the tracker on your phone keeps him informed

• you don’t know it, but he always has eyes on you

• he’s not a fan of your friends, in his mind they’re just another distraction that keeps you from him

• but somehow your meetings with them always get cut short, and slowly you grow more distant with them

• now most of your time is devoted to midorima, just as he intended

Aomine

• aomine wants you to worship him

• he wants to be your only focus, have you devoting all your time and energy into him

• don’t ever dare to even look at another man because aomine will remind you that you’re his through punishments in the bedroom

• you find yourself on your knees for him often, respecting his every command out of fear of what he’d do otherwise

• he had your ‘best interests’ in mind, love-bombing you with flowers, compliments, kisses every other day

• but it was only to manipulate you into believing he’s the love of your life, the only one you need

• he had you wrapped around his finger, your whole life now revolves around him

Murasakibara

• murasakibara doesn’t leave you alone

• you’re led to believe that he just wants to make sure you’re safe, but it’s more intricate than that

• he’s emotionally dependent on you, he needs to be sure that you’re his and only his

• he’s impulsive too, his mood shifts very quickly

• he’ll act all clingy and cute, but one trigger could lead him to do impulsive things

• don’t you think it’s a bit weird that the classmate who playfully touched your arm tripped and fell down the stairs the next day?

• but it was all for your protection (at least that’s what he convinced himself)

Akashi

• he knows where he stands

• everyone who knew him would bow to him, and you’re no different

• he needs to ensure that your world revolves around him

• all your friends and family grew distant once akashi was in your life because he convinced you that he was all you needed

• you learned that it was best to not talk to any other man, because the last time you did that, you were tied up in his room for a whole day with no escape

• there was something about the sight of coming home to you ready to fulfil his needs that had akashi delighted

• and you knew better than to question the sudden disappearance of the man you talked to

• but akashi was good with his words, he had you convinced that everything he did was in your best interest

• he brainwashed you into believing this is what love is

• you didn’t need to make any decisions for yourself anymore— akashi will take care of everything for you

Kagami

• your life has been free from any troubles since you caught kagami’s eye

• you thought that it was just coincidence, but kagami had been doing everything in his power to prevent any harm from happening to you

• the girls who used to bully you mysteriously disappeared without a trace

• you almost tripped but kagami luckily ‘appeared’ just in time to catch you

• the guy in your class who always used to flirt with you despite your rejections was suddenly scared to even look at you

• you were the centre of kagami’s attention every single moment

• once kagami was a part of your life, he’d constantly remind you of how much he loved you, your phone was never silent

• he becomes irrationally angry when you’re too busy for him and he doesn’t think twice about eliminating whatever is keeping you from him

Takao

• you’d never think that takao was the yandere type

• he’s funny, charismatic and easygoing, right?

• that’s what he wants you to believe

• but takao is obsessed with you, he worships the ground you walk on

• he can’t stand being away from you for too long, so he follows you around, sometimes without your knowledge, watching you from afar as you laugh along with your friends who didn’t deserve to be in your presence

• he had sadistic tendencies in the bedroom, especially on days where you didn’t spend much time with him

• you believed that’s just what he was like, and you found the switch from his ‘normal’ personality to this attractive as well

• but he liked having you under his control, this was the true him

• he liked knowing that he could indulge himself in the person he was obsessed with

Imayoshi

• he’s calculating; every single move he makes is well thought out

• he studies you from afar at first, following you around, taking note of your likes, dislikes, strengths and weaknesses

• he then uses this information to make his move, presenting himself as your perfect match

• and your naive little self falls right into the trap, quickly believing he is the one for you

• but having you wasn’t enough, he needed to be the only person in your life

• he knew exactly how much affection to give you, then distancing himself so that he had you begging for more

• he’ll have you questioning your confidence, criticising your insecurities before praising you abundantly, manipulating you into thinking his opinion is the most important

• so when he criticises your friends, you were quick to distance yourself from them, making imayoshi the subject of all your attention

• before you knew it, he had you at his beck and call

Himuro

• on first glance, he was the perfect man— sweet, kind, caring

• but he had a much darker side to him that would do anything to have you

• he wants to own you

• he’ll strategically make sure that you’re dependent on him— emotionally, financially, sexually

• he convinced you that he’s the only one that truly knows and understands you, after all, he’s studied every inch of your body and had you emotionally dumping all your trauma onto him one drunken night

• he was the only one that truly loved you, the only one that could satisfy you

• and of course, the gorgeous necklace he gifted you on your birthday had a tracker in it, so he knew your every move

#kuroko no basket #kurokos basketball #knb #kuroko no basquet #aomine daiki #kise ryouta #kuroko tetsuya #midorima shintaro #kagami taiga #murasakibara atsushi #akashi seijuro #takao kazunari #himuro tatsuya #imayoshi shoichi #kuroko no basket x reader #yandere

[mason-ajar]

hiii mason - this is transmasckagami :) do you have favorite fics for kagamido? I’d love to read some. Also, I love your art! Your style is so fun and you capture every character’s personality so well ❤️ thank u for sharing it with us!

HAII this is soso sweet and it means a lot 2 me, thank u so much !!! *(^o^)*

i could say the same for u :3 ur art is so fantastical and scrumptious and it’s always a delight to see u post !!!

in comparison to some other ships, there’s definitely a lot less content to dig through (see kagamido’s 128 fics to aokaga’s 2,890, what a ratio !), so heres my faves, in no particular order ^_^

message recieved - half_sleeping : rated T

wordcount: 7k

“You're the one who mailed me.”

lest i spoil too much, i gotta say i just LOVE how midorima is characterized in this one. just a fretting teenage boy. and, despite their limited appearances, the takamido friendship on the side is just so funny and iconic !

food is a love language - zelan : rated G

wordcount: 1k

“Midorima tries and fails to cook. Kagami turns things around.”

exactly what it says on the tin, and perfectly so ! adorable

not a surprise party - zelan : rated T

wordcount: 200

"Midorima Shintaro hates surprises."

short and sweet texting fic by the same author of the last fic, love the ending kekekeke ^3^

to my heartbeat’s sound - voices_in_my_head : rated G

wordcount: 800

"It isn’t long before one of his uproarious laughs has made its way out of his throat, Shintarou giving a slight smile in response. He doesn’t care if they go for that walk or not, if he ends up with cupcakes or something else, he’s just happy to be here, enjoying his time with Taiga."

simple and plain kagamido domesticity fluff ^v^ need u ask for more ?

to live for one's self - justlikeswitchblades : rated T

wordcount: 1k

"There are two unshakeable constants in Midorima’s life—his hands, and his pride.

A third element, threatening the latter of the two, consists of the tears burning in his eyes."

angst, internalized homophobia, emotional hurt/comfort: truly a danger trio of tags !! (x_x) a short but impactful and memorable fic that i really enjoyed, i just like how their relationship is portrayed

with me, with you - hilaryfaye : rated G

wordcount: 2.9k

“I know that your concept of ‘fun’ is warped, but unlike one of us I like being able to take regular hot showers and eating food that isn’t under a layer of grease.” Shintarou picked over his salad, frowning at it as if the vegetables were to blame for Taiga’s insistence on a “road trip.”

kagami and midorima go on a roadtrip, and end up talking about things that have remained unspoken about. a good few years into the future; another domestic one that i really enjoyed *v*

eyes on the prize - hips_of_steel : not rated

wordcount: 800

"Kagami drags Midorima to a basketball game at an American high school, which happens to have a raffle going on at the same time…with a KitchenAid mixer being the item Kagami has his eyes on."

kagami wants that kitchenaid mixer BAD, and midorima is a little shit :3 very funny and in character !

aren't you - tsuukai : rated T

wordcount: 1.5k

"Where it starts off as Midorima directing the recipe, but it's actually Kagami doing the work, though it really wasn’t about food this time around anyway."

more kagamido cooking shenanigans ! they cook and kiss, talk about their feelings and have unfortunate experiences at the grocery store. just a fun slice of life !!

sorry this took a bit; despite having an ao3 account for a good few years i haven't been utilizing the bookmarks feature until recently and have just been saving them in a google bookmarks folder. so without any way to filter or know what ship each link is... i bet you can imagine why it took so long...

thank you for this ask again, it was nice to reread about my faves ! happy reading :D

#i love to yap and talk forever #muah muah muagh i love my pookies #tbh i probably missed some because of how much is in my knb fic folder #i simply don't have the bandwidth to go through and open over 100 links again !! #knb #kurobas #kuroko no basket #kurokos basketball #kagami taiga #midorima shintarou #kagamido #midokaga #mason stop talking #been a while since that tags been used !

[reverie-starlight]

{prom HCs}

in honour of my prom being last night, here’s some headcanons of the haikyuu, knb, mha and obey me characters if you went to prom with them. a mix of real things that happened and things that i wish could have happened to me :’)

gn!reader

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once the dancing starts and there’s a big crowd, they get lifted up on a chair and everyone is cheering. the teachers have to intervene so nobody gets hurt. definitely has a tie around their head. 

BOKUTO, kaminari, NOYA, TANAKA, kirishima, mina, SERO, mammon, tendou, ushijima (purely bc the thought of him being confused as to what’s happening entertains me), HINATA, kise (iffy on this one but i can see it), takao, hanamaki (seijoh four carries the chair), kogane

wins prom queen

NEJIRE, momo yaoyorozu, KIYOKO, momoi satsuki, mina

wins prom king

OIKAWA, kise, ASMO, sugawara, ushijima, ATSUMU, diavolo, yaku, KITA, AKASHI SEIJURO

gets sat at a table with people caught in a scandal and gets the inside scoop. adds fuel to the fire by letting someone at the table know information they got from a friend about the situation that no one else knew, reuses to give names so they don’t drag their friend into it on accident

ASMO, suna, mattsun, hanamaki, futakuchi, MINA, uraraka

you two are that couple that is ACTUALLY cute and everyone thinks you should have won prom royalty, not the couple that did win

AKAASHI, BEEL, kuroko, KAGAMI, jirou, kirishima, satan, kuroo, aran, KITA, simeon, tsuyu

dances to as many songs as they can, but the second you tell them you’re tired and need to rest for a minute, they lead you to the table, get you water and makes sure you have someone to sit with before heading back out. they’ll come back every so often to check on you and excitedly lead you back to the dance floor when you say you’ve recharged

oikawa, bokuto, mammon, KAMINARI, KIRISHIMA, sero, ASMO

both of your social batteries drain easily around so many people, so you’re both content to sit at a table and either take cute selfies or yell over the music until the slow songs come on so you don’t get overwhelmed (me, except I didn’t have a date lol)

KENMA, leviathan, KUNIMI, todoroki, midoriya, belphegor, suna, SAKUSA, yamaguchi, yachi, JIROU, tsukishima, midorima, kuroko

you guys spend a lot of time in the photo booth taking funny pictures with props. at the end of the night, you both have like four strips of pictures

suna, OIKAWA, iwaizumi, KUROKO, aran, KISE, aomine (he grumbles about it tho), SEMI

they compliment your outfit of the night so much, they’re just so so so appreciative of you and want to let you know!!

everyone!!! they love u!!!

you guys leave a bit early because the food they served wasn’t that good and you need to eat something so you don’t pass out. you get burgers and fries at like 10 pm lol

MURASAKIBARA, kagami, OSAMU, BEEL, kageyama, aomine, bakugo, yachi, kenma

when you start to get tired and the party is slowing down a bit, they’ll let you lean on them until your ride gets there. kisses you on the forehead and settles in beside you as the car starts to move, helps you wash your face and stuff later

KAGAMI, momo, lucifer, mammon, midorima, ATSUMU, IWAIZUMI, sakusa, aone, daichi, SEMI

when you guys slow dance, everyone else fades away and you’re lost in your own conversation. you don’t even notice the yearbook club supervisor taking a picture of you guys for the prom feature

aomine, AKAASHI, lucifer, todoroki, SEMI, kuroo, leviathan, satan, uraraka, nejire, KIYOKO

#haikyuu x reader fluff #haikyuu headcanons #atsumu x reader fluff #miya osamu x reader #kuroo x reader fluff #oikawa x reader #mammon x reader #mammon x reader fluff #obey me x reader #kuroko no basuke x reader #kagami taiga x reader #my hero academia x reader #kirishima x reader #momo yaoyorozu x reader #jirou x reader #aomine daiki x reader #bokuto x reader #momoi satsuki x reader #todoroki x reader #beel x reader #obey me shall we date x reader

[literaphobe]

ifl i see people annoyed that the statue scene is the one where adrien started seeing marinette differently and to each their own bc its perfectly fine to want different outcomes but i tend to see people say it represents how ‘he loves her no matter how cringe she is’ but for me the way i see it the statue scene made him start to realize he Felt things for marinette bc she was literally IN HIS FACE with her lips and like his heart probably started racing and imo he jumped bc he realized he probably SHOULDN’T let marinette kiss him bc that wouldn’t be fully consensual on her part…? (and not that he didn’t want her!!) since he was pretending to be a statue…? but like yeah girlie was touching him, had her hands around him, slid all close to him… it definitely made him feel all sorts of crazy and that’s why he was like confused when physical affection w kagami felt so underwhelming and he was all like Um Lol thought this would feel different. like imagine almost getting kissed by marinette and you think maybe this is just how kissing feels but you don’t feel the same heart pounding, mind blowing ruckus of emotions and hormones and whatever chemical reactions that happened with HER like would u not start feeling sort of insane,,,,,, tldr bro experienced attraction bc marinette is gorgeous and they have chemistry and she got all close to him The End

#miraculous ladybug #adrienette #i keep seeing twitter threads… #and i really dont think its that deep #and not like EXACTLY just bc the writers wanna force us to associate a ‘cringe moment’ w adrienette’s development

[megadan94]

Okay, so after 'U F Woah', here are my predictions for the rest of the July episodes:

Hailey will succeed in kissing Scott in 'Kissed Opportunities', but then he'll see her watch indicating a completed list item, and between that and what Kristine said this episode, he'll put together that kissing him was on the list.

Then things will be awkward between them for a bit, which is why she ditches him to build the gadget in 'Sight for Dinosaur Eyes'.

Then in 'Along for the Slide', Hailey will hang out with Becker, who will try to impress her by taking her on the alpine slide, and this will be the start of Hailey reciprocating her feelings.

With item 143 completed, her liking someone else would be on the table, and probably be the next logical place for the show to go given that Scott and Kristine have broken up. Shows love to introduce alternative love interests to keep the drama going, like Luka and Kagami in Miraculous, or Jackie/Tom/Kelly/etc in SVTFOE, and I suspect there's a reason they introduced Becker's crush.

#my post #hailey's on it #hoi spoilers #hailey banks #scott denoga #becker denoga #kristine sanchez #hoi predictions

[rosie-b]

I binged all of True Blue today and oh my god. How do I even put the feelings into words?? It’s such a wildly great concept, and the reformatted love square is b e a u t i f u l. The dramatic irony is on point. Nathalie? Queen. When Marinette collapsed in front of Golden Bug??? Ough. Seeing her fall right into Gabriel’s hand? Foaming at the MOUTH. The punning Adrien scene reminiscent of the Kagami portrait ep??? Oh poor baby- she does like your puns, let her get used to them! Adrien being such a dork (kissing the medal) oh my god Marinette, could you be any more oblivious? I love it so much

Ohh my goodness thank you!!! I feel honored that you’re enjoying my story so much. This has been one of my favorite stories to write and I’ve had a lot of fun making all the pieces fit together. Of course, one of my favorite things is getting comments like this one—your words mean a lot to me! 💕💕

#smalll note my laptop just broke and my typing skills really go down on the phone so the next update might not be for a while #but i will post again as soon as possible! #i promise 🙏

[ultrakart]

A new episode already wuuuuuut?

Uhhhh ok let’s watch Determination!!

-Oh so this is episode 6 huh

-The streak of episodes being released consecutively in the right order is broken!! It was too good to last lol

-Oh hi Marinette with no hair ties. How u doing

-YO KAGAMI YOU PAINTED THAT??

-Simpdrien Simpdrien SIMPDRIEN

-Kagami “STOP HESITATING BECAUES ITS AGONY TO WATCH” Tsurugi

-Excuse me?? The turning point for Adrien officially forming romantic feelings for Marinette was Puppeteer 2???

-BIG day for stans of that episode. I’m so happy for yall!!

-”A few days ago” WAIT WUT EPISODE 6 HAPPENS LITERALLY DAYS AFTER THE SEASON 4 FINALE???????

-Disasternette and Disasterdrien

-”You probably still need me” KAGAMI YOU

-I mean you’re right but ouch lol

-OH?? CONFIRMATION THAT PUPPETEER 2 REALLY WAS A KISS???

-Like... that wasn’t a fakeout where she was half a millimeter away. SHE REALLY DID SMOOCH THE BOI

-I have to pause this episode every like 10 seconds to catch my breath

-Oh dope, there’s even a wax statue of tiny Bunnix

-New gameplay mechanic! Destroy all the cards to capture the akuma

-”You’re in great shape these days, Chaton”

-Uh huh alright mhm keep GOING

-ITS THE MASSIVE SWORD AGAIN

-Lol every Ladybug clone (except Sentibug) gets that huge thing

-Pink shoujo bubbles FOR DAYS

-ALRIGHT MHM KEEP GOING

-OH NO THE MUSIC CHANGED TO A MINOR SCALE

-UNO REVERSE CARD HEYYYYYYYYY

HOO BOY that episode was A Lot™.

We are no longer imagining things!! Love square reversal is REAL!!

And Adrien and Marinette are being complete disasters over it. As they should be lol.

Keep. GOING.

#ml #miraculous ladybug #ml spoilers #ml s5 spoilers #ml season 5 #determination #kart reacts

[artzychic27]

One Day at a Time Quotes

Marinette: A Proposition U.

Lacey: You wanna proposition me?

—

Denise: The rain ruined everything, and everybody came back, and we’re Cuban, so now we’re having a party.

Marc: Well, I’m Colombian, so I actually get that. Except with my mom, it’s not, *Vocalizes Cuban music* it’s *Vocalizes Colombian music*

Pilar Cabello: Do I hear a Colombian?

—

Kagami: I have figured out what to do about that tree!

Mylène: Form a Million Fencer March!

Kagami: No, no, no. I have something better than all of that, that will cut through the red tape! *Whips out a katana* HA!

Mylène: Kagami! Be careful!

Kagami: I know, I’m sorry. This is not my usual katana arm.

—

Zoé: Uh, thanks so much for dinner, but I’m not really that hungry, so I’m gonna chill till the lockdown’s over. *Leaves the room*

Austin T: … She is walking away from my meal?… *Points to Jean* This is your fault.

—

Roger: *Through a megaphone* Please go back inside! Kissing teenagers! Please go back inside!

Cosette: *Stops kissing Zoé* IN A MINUTE!

—

Austin A: I pretended that these people were my friends, but, honestly, for some reason, I’m not that popular. *Marinette walks by* Nice wig, Mari! You get it from the dump like the rest of your clothes?… I don’t know what it is, exactly.

—

Marc: *Gets a text* Oh! My boyfriend’s out front. He hates when I make him wait.

Jean: …

Marc: Aaw! And he just bought me a cookie! I love cookies! *Leaves*

Austin T: *Walks over to Jean* He has a boyfriend… He’s so lucky… Do you wanna split that cookie?

Jean: Huh? Wait… Ooh…

Austin T: Oh. Never mind. Uh, I thought- Sorry.

Jean: No, no! Queer! Me, queer!

Austin T: Oh! Uh… Me, queer, too!

Jean: Heh… Great… *Offers Austin T a cookie* Cookie?

*Meanwhile, Denise and Simon watch from afar*

Denise: Oof.

Simon: Yeah. He is terrible at this.

Denise: Thank goodness he has us.

—

Reshma: Okay… Then what I’m trying to say… Is that… When I think about love… I see myself… Someday… Loving a woman…

Aabha Leghari: … Oh… Why do I keep giving everyone the wrong sex talk?

—

Mme. Bustier: How bad was this movie?

Mme. Mendeleiv: Awful.

M. Grotke: Filthy.

Mme. Bustier: Okay! Show me!

Mme. Mendeleiv: Yeah, that’s not happening.

M. Monlataing: Caline, you turned away when I bent over to tie my shoe. Trust me, this is not for you.

Mme. Bustier: Hey. I have been married since I graduated university. If anything, it is a shame that Giselle and I went unrecorded. *Takes the laptop and opens it, playing the video* …

Mme. Mendeleiv: …

M. Monlataing: …

M. Grotke: …

Mme. Bustier: … *Tilts her head… Then shuts the laptop* Burn this.

—

Juleka: Well, what are you asking me? How to spot a lesbian? I mean, do some of us have short hair? Sure. Do we sometimes prefer practical, gender neutral clothing? I guess? Does a perfect day involve going to candle making class in our Subaru with a roof rack full on antiques? That’s just solid Parisian fun.

—

Valentin Bellamy: I want her to have the perfect coming out story. You know, where I’m cool and supportive, and… We high five unicorns down a rainbow together.

Anarka: Okay, so, gay people aren’t magic. But it’s a common misconception, so…

#miraculous ladybug #miraculous #mlb incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #science kids #akuma class #one day at a time

[laldupattewali]

I AM THROWING UP THE IMPLICATION BEHIND THIS????? HUEH

IS THIS THE FUCKING REASON FELIX DID NOT FUCKING IDEK WHAT TO CALL IT THANOSIFY??? KAGAMI THEYRE ALL SIBLINGS??????? AND THE FUCKING PARENTS ARE PUSHING THEM TOGETHER KNOWINGLY?????

also like major majorly fuck gabriel he deserves the cataclysm cant wait till the bitch is dead

HE STOLE THE RING FROM NATALIE????????????

why is this suddenly an episode reaction- eh well

wait- they both have rings???

this is gonna be causing so many issues for my poor boy

the hand gesture is sending me she is not the cat here sir

NO CUZ TIKKI FUCKING TOLD YOU WHATS THE POINT OF COVERING YOURSELF NOW MAAM

ASDFGHJKLKJHGFDFGHFD HE GOT CHANGED BEST MANS FR FR

LOOK AT HIM U GUYS BABY BOY SUNSHINE LOML COMRADE MAYO

them.

FOR A SECOND I THOUGHT THAT WAS THE PLACE WITH EMELIES STATUE KDKJNCNS BUT ALSO WHAT IS THE POINT OF BEING RICH IF YOURE NOT DOING THIS HES SO VALID FOR THIS LOML GEN

confidence suits her so well YES EVERY SINGLE TIME

she fucking beat his ass in that game btw

is natalie gonna get fucking akumatised istfg

kagami yaar meri jaan

i forgot how much i fucking hated lila

just here watching GABRIEL calling MARI the "toxic" one my gUY

i love kagami and how straightforward she is about stuff and communicates even tho she has issues

i also hate lila but idc enough about her i just wanted to say that cuz kagami is still naive in places and uk the fandoms about to hate her for believing lila when literally everyone else did too

so what im seeing here is kagami first got akumatised cuz of lila but mainly her feelings towards mari and is now again getting akumatised also cuz of lila but now her feelings are towards adrien?

like ive said before and will say again MAKE THEM POLY ATP FFS

also where tf is luka um- random but why exactly wasnt he with kitty section tf

AWWWW THEYRE CLOUD WATCHING

ok did marc or nath make those clouds cuz i-

i hate it here

that was surprisingly and a comparitively more straightforward lucky charm THATS SO 🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌🤌

sims moment fr fr

theyre such good friends stop

talking of which that beginning thing was really toxic having a partner i would NOT want my friends doing that atleast not on our first kiss

ALL IM FUCKING SAYING-

MAY I INTRODUCE U TO THIS LITTLE THING CALLED POLYAMORY

i am done. im glad they didnt kiss because they werent in the mood anymore i fucking hate gabriel and lila. kagami i hope you get the best and all that you deserve. i am lowkey scared for nathalie.

#miraculous spoilers #mlb spoilers #ml spoilers #ml protection #ml protection spoilers

[asukiess]

HELP ME this is so canon omg

nino would 100% just roll with it. like ok my dude. love u too. *forehead kiss goodnight*. nothing but the best for his bro.

there’s a knock at Marinette’s door.

it’s Kagami.

“I wanted to inquire about these sleepovers? I heard from Alya, who is dating Nino, as you know, who recently hosted Adrien. She had some… interesting things to say. Can you show me how to have a sleepover?”

#you’re so fucking right about the adrino oh my goodness I’m going crazy #it’s so cute #I always envision Adrien being held to someone’s chest no matter what #AAAAAAA

[tallsuperstar]

I NEVER WATCHED MIRACULOUS LADYBUG BUT I LOVE BEINF A HATER. WHY DO U HATE ADRIEN LOL

YOU HAVE OPENED PANDORA'S BOX WITH THAT QUESTION AND TO PREVENT MYSELF FROM GOING FERAL WITH RAGE AT WORK I WILL TRY TO KEEP THIS SHORT

Half of the problems I have with this show stem from this one character. The "sunshine" child.

1.) As Chat Noir the superhero he's a little whiny baby who throws a fit when he doesn't get his way. This is supposed to make you feel sorry for him when-??? No??? Like he's allowed to have feelings and be upset about not being on equal footing to Ladybug and getting into arguements with her. But that is NOT an excuse to either pretend to quit your superhero duties when you don't get what you want COUGH COUGH Syren NYC Special Kuro Neko COUGH COUGH.

2.) As Adrien the civilian he's very passive and doesn't DO anything, just mope and act sad about how horrible his life is. The only instance of him standing up for anything is when he scolds Marinette for being happy that her bully is leaving school bc the bully has feelings too y'know ;v; PATHETIC. It's frustrating seeing him not do more when you know he can bc of what he does as Chat Noir.

3.) In terms of the meta of the story itself, Adrien is supposed to be a perfect innocent character that is always right. As you can guess from the above, the actual way he acts is not at all perfect, or is the advice he gives good (I think even hardcore fans of the show can agree Chameleon is a bad episode). But bc tbe narrative still acts like he's always right, this can...get frustrating bc he never sees consequences! Speaking of not getting consequences for his actions—

4.) HE'S A FUCKING CHEATER, CREEP, AND SAs LADYBUG AND DOESN'T GET ANY CONSEQUENCES FOR DOING SO. Oh boy. Adrien stans I am going at your throat directly just because the show refuses to acknowledge this doesn't mean YOU get to. One of the fundamental parts of the show is Chat Noir/Adrien being in love with Ladybug. That's fine. The show takes a lot of inspiration from anime, so Chat Noir acts very flirty with her and sometimes he and Ladybug have good banter about it. Also fine! I love that dynamic. But Chat Noir takes it way too far, especially in later seasons. He just does not ever stop with the flirting, even when Ladybug asks him to stop and to focus on the mission. Like for you specifically imagine their dynamic as Ranma and Akane but like the Bad Evil version of it. What makes it worse is that there is an episode, Félix, where the titular character Félix attempts to ruin Adrien's reputation by forcibly getting Ladybug to kiss him- the lesson of this episode is that this is wrong and Ladybug is right to stand up for herself. There is NO mention that this exact thing (Chat constantly trying to get Ladybug to kiss him) has been a running gag and a core part of Chat's character. It is not brought up, it is not acknowledged, and Chat continues to try after this episode. Very icky! And by the way, there is a point in the show where Adrien gets into a romantic relationship with a character named Kagami. While in this relationship, Adrien as Chat Noir is still flirting with Ladybug and trying to get her to go out with him. THIS IS LITERALLY CHEATING. HE IS TRYING TO CHEAT ON KAGAMI AND IDC WHAT ANYONE HAS TO SAY IT'S WRONG. The episode Lies has him even ignoring Kagami and getting distracted bc he's too busy thinking about Ladybug! Dude wtf. It's so gross.

Okay I need to stop this is very ranty ahshsjsjfjhed. None of this even brings up the petty stuff that irks me with him like Puppeteer 2 (please do not ask me to elaborate on Puppeteer 2), Chat Blanc, Glaciator, Hack-san and the entire subplot of season 4. I have gone on record for ranting about this for long periods of time ask anyone who has ever had a conversation with me abt this show lol

So year TLDR I hate this fucking guy.

#aj rambles #long post #(I'm sorry lol) #ml salt

[fwacchi]

100 followers event masterlist (JP & Min Suha)

you can find nijisanji EN's and shxtou's masterlist here! (because tumblr won't let me add links more than 100 times kajzks)

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?)

fuwa minato

kaida haru

min suha

kuzuha

kanae

B = Babe (What would they use as a pet name? Do they use them a lot?)

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How do they cuddle?)

oliver evans

nagao kei

min suha

D = Domestic (How much do they help around in the house?)

kuzuha

kanae

E = Entertainment (What do they enjoy doing with you?)

F = First Kiss (When was your first kiss with them? How was it?)

kenmochi tōya

fuwa minato

oliver evans

kuzuha

G = Gentle (How gentle are they both emotionally and physically?) 

kenmochi tōya

saegusa akina

mayuzumi kai

fuwa minato

kuzuha

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?)

saegusa akina

mayuzumi kai

fuwa minato

kaida haru

nagao kei

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?)

oliver evans

min suha

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?)

oliver evans

min suha

kanae

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?)

fuwa minato

nagao kei

L = Little Ones (How are they around children?)

oliver evans

kaida haru

nagao kei

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?)

saegusa akina

kaida haru

nagao kei

kuzuha

kanae

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?)

saegusa akina

fuwa minato

kaida haru

nagao kei

kanae

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves?)

P = Propose (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?)

kagami hayato

saegusa akina

mayuzumi kai

kaida haru

ibrahim

kanae

Q= Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?)

R = Romantic (How romantic are they?)

S = Soap (Do they shower together with you? How often do they do it?)

fuwa minato

kaida haru

nagao kei

kuzuha

T = Touch (How clingy/needy are they?)

oliver evans

nagao kei

min suha

U = Ups and downs (Do they fight often? How do they make it up to you?)

fuwa minato

kuzuha

kanae

V = Vulnerability (Do they talk about their feelings often?)

kanae

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?)

fuwa minato

min suha

kuzuha

kanae

X = Xtra (Includes : Who does most of the cooking? How often do they bring you out on a date? How are they around pets?)

kuzuha

kanae

Y = You (Do their viewers know about you? How often do they talk about you in their streams?)

kagami hayato

saegusa akina

mayuzumi kai

fuwa minato

kaida haru

nagao kei

min suha

ibrahim

kuzuha

kanae

Z = Zealous (How passionate are they with you?)

saegusa akina

nagao kei

kanae

#100 followers event #100 followers event masterlist #eve's masterlist

[frostedpuffs]

sjfjgjgjshdkgskgjghkd i have um. an EMBARRASSING amount of songs that remind me of ml and you have now given me the excuse to dump it ALL in this ask ty <3

anyways I attempted to categorize them so it'd easier to comprehend

Songs that remind me of ml solely bcos they're in french:

requieme - alma

derniere danse - indila (tho it does give me like,, apocalyptic hawkmoth-destroys-the-world-as-we-know-it vibes)

les champs elysees - joe dassin (I am imagining slightly drunken adrienette meeting each other as strangers for the first time and hanging out at midnight and stuff)

fever - dua lipa & angele

Songs that remind me of ml SAD edition:

skyfall - adele (LITERALLY THE CHAT BLANC EPISODE)

once apon a december - anastasia the movie (1997) (augh,, it gives me such lost memories marinette energy,, I just can already see her dancing and seeing this faceless boi with blonde hair and just not knowing who he is)

wrecked - imagine dragons (I listened to this while reading a deadrien fic so yeah I think ita fitting)

someone like you - adele (THIS GIVES ME SUCH BITTERSWEET MARINETTE SEEING ADRIGAMI VIBES)

pompeii - bastille (again Hawkmoth destroys the world vibes / chat blanc)

wrecking ball - miley cyrus (KAGAMI AFTER SHE BREAKS UP WITH ADRIEN)

Songs that remind me of ml CUTE and HAPPY edition:

dandelions - ruth b. (I think I saw it in your ss playlist so yeah glad we think the same <3)

dont blame me - taylor swift (immense LADRIEN vibes, rough kisses, being addicted to each other, stolen kisses etc)

bad habits - ed sheeran (again huge ladrien vibes same as above)

i think i love you - partridge family (adrien realizing his feelings for marinette prpr!!!!)

physical - dua lipa (ladynoir energy, esp the line ''i know youve got my back and you know ive got yours'')

genie - alicia daydreams (idk i once saw fanart of genie ladybug and now thats just what i picture whenever i listen to this song)

enchanted - taylor swift

love grows - edison lightbulb (ADRIENETTE AND LADRIEN VIBES,, i just see adrien half-chasing maribug through this garden of rosemary with these warm brick buildings and maribug playfully swings away)

everybody talks - neon trees (ladynoir and the line ''everybody talks too much'' is when theyre discovered kissing by the papparazzi)

<3

WOW!! HECK!! I APPRECIATE THIS SO MUCH!!! i know some of these songs and I AGREE!! lots of them i dont know so im rly excited to give them a listen! THANK YOU SO MUCH WOWIE!!!!!! i especially love that little descriptions u gave each. so perfect,.

#ash answers #miraculous

[garoujo]

hi pretty baby <3 how are you? just wanted to check in and say hello :) i also wanted to stop by and drop another delicious knb thirst, this time about my handsome man akashi 💕 he’s the reason i started the show in the first place so it’s only right

‘m thinking of seijuro akashi— who’s introverted, closed off and a little mean— just recently came to the realization that he’s in love with his pretty thick gf and he really prefers not to spend too much time without her engulfed in his side or sitting between his legs. he’s felt comfortable & content enough to introduce her to his closest friends: the boys from the generation of miracles including kagami . they all meet for dinner one evening and although akashi’s gf was shy at first around all these new male friends, his comforting hand on her thigh helped her relax and eventually she started to come out of her shell, going from having thoughtful conversations with kuroko, laughing at aomine and kagami’s loud banter, inquiring about midorima’s lucky charms, and practically eating up the stories kise has as a fashion model.

she barely paid any attention to akashi, who since draped his muscular arm on the back of her seat in the booth, and didn’t speak a word unless it was to order him and his gf’s food. the heartwarming look in his fuchsia irises hardened and narrowed at his former teammates, clearly agitated that his friends are hogging his lover . he scoffed quietly to himself at the childishness of his own thoughts. gf looks at him with concern, placing a hand on his own thigh she looked up at him with those big, round eyes , shielded by the clear frames of her glasses, “ sei’? what’s wrong?”

he muttered a low “nothing, my love. everything is fine.” he said it was fine, but still remained dead quiet for the rest of the evening. something was definitely wrong and she could tell but decided to give him space.

and that was the last thing he wanted . as soon as they stepped into the house, his lips attacked her neck, sucking on it feverishly and his hands wandered all over her hips, waist and pudgy tummy. before her pretty little head could process what was goin on, seijuro already had her bare on the counter, large, tits pressed up on cold marble counter, and his hips snapping against her ass at a ruthless pace. the collision of his pelvis and her plushy mound, with the addition of the needy whines and moans spilling from her mouth, was music to his ears. he was rougher this time around, making sure to let out all his frustrations on her sloppy, greedy little pussy instead of on his sweet gf in the form of harsh words. when he slithered his arm around her to place his large hand on her throat, he felt her squeezing his cock harder than before, causing him to throw his head back and groan loudly, letting out a sharp fuck! before serving her weeping cunt deeper and harder strokes.

akashi was possessive, and tonight he will claim what’s his, so you’ll know it too <3

omg omg sosa my beloved !!! hewo,, i am doing extra good now you’re in my inbox hehehe (´,,•ω•,,) i hope you’re doing good also & im sending you sooo many kisses ♡ agghakaal u are always welcome to drop by here with some of your delish knb thirsts, they keep me full for days — eeee with akashi this time to,, ‘m already excited >_<

ahgajakak i am now a puddle after reading this and the way my stomach was going all >///< when he got all possessive + started kissing us as soon as we got home eee!!! screaming you write so well, your thirst are my fave ever i swear — like u rly gimme these for free???? (´꒳`) feeling very blessed ‘n now i want 1 akashi seijuro so bad hmph,, i wanna delicately tease him just cause i know what’s coming when we get home sob ♡

#୨୧⋆｡˚ ⋆ moot mail #ֹ ۪ ఇ : [sosa] #this is sosossososo good #u serving gourmet food on dash #tears in my eyes hes so hot #such a gentlemen infront of the team too >~< i lub

[nathalieswiftie13]

Review season5 episodes 3-6 while listening to all too well by taylor swift

Ep3 destruction

The story is confusing as fuck and i have a difficult time following both mari and gabe are being smart at the beginning but it's they got stupid in the end bc the writer said so.

2/10 won't watch it again

Ep4 Jubilation

I don't care abt this one got nothing to say bc i'm not a love square shipper but that one sean where the pig kwami is hungry and gabe just throw the food at them is the only thing i can remember and also ladybug ugly wedding suit.

4/10

Ep5 illusion

Very entertaining episode gabe is fooling the kids again adrien is so cute in this ep nino starting a gang that i hope was relevant in the future ep.

Ep6 determenation

This ep takes me back to pupatear 2 and i hate it like u mean to tell me that adrien starts to have feelings for mari when kiss him while he pretent to be a statue like that shit is embarrassing and creepy on the plus side kagami is carrying this ep she is hilarious .

4.5/10

These episodes are just exist to me i don't have a lot to say i'm so sorry abt that.let me know what u think babe.

#miraculous ladybug #adrien agreste #gabriel agreste #hawkmoth #ladybug and chat noir #miraculous fandom #ml s5 spoilers #ml episodes review #all of them are ok