#learning how to bark

[dandelion-roots]

[ID: a digital comic in two panels featuring bungou stray dogs characters. the first shows atsushi banging open a door and shouting, dazai-san! are you oka- the second shows a shot from the anime where chuuya is holding dazai against a wall by his neck. the text reads, homoerotic atmosphere, and four squares with text point out whats happening. they read, casual hand in pocket, chokehold, knife, and lastly um... followed by two sweat drops pointing at chuuya's knee between dazai's legs. a tiny panel in the corner shows atsushi covering his eyes with his tiger paws and blushing as he says, i'm sorry... end ID]

come here. crack open the canon with me for a minute. consider. what if atsushi hadn't listened to everyone telling him dazai would be fine and left to save him only to witness whatever the fuck was going on in that cellar. consider the bit.

#soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd fanart #skk #skk fanart #atsushi nakajima #nakahara chuuya #bsd dazai #dazai osamu #bsd chuuya #bsd atsushi #im a liar it wasnt just for the bit i wanted to study that absolutely WACK perspective shot #and the colours!! its like a sauna in that cellar everything's sooo red #the next shot would be chuuya barking at atsushi abt why hes blushing #also yes ik atsushi wouldnt be able to transform only parts of him like that at that juncture but i love baby tiger paws #if were cracking the canon open anyway why not #also learned FINALLY how to make borders around brushes #first gradients now this bsd is rly opening new horizons for me

[yuwuta]

yuuta exhibits such previously abandoned, recently adopted dog behavior. incredibly anxious all the time, even though nobody’s out to get him or leave him behind. waits for you to return home or from school or from work excitedly, just to see you when you walk through the door. follows you around senselessly, hovering in your space just for the sake of companionship. initiates affection in prodding ways—starts off next to you, then a hand on your thigh, then deems it safe to lay all the way down, then slowly pushes his head into your lap. gets up whenever you need to get up, and resumes his position as soon as you’re ready. brings you gifts as a sign that he’s thinking of you, and maybe because he likes the affection it brings out in you, maybe because he likes the gentle affirming touches of a hand in his hair or a pinch to his cheek. rests his head on your stomach or his chin on your shoulder when he’s sleepy, stays there, immobile, and will not move unless absolutely necessary. sometimes he gets surprised when he hears you calling for him, there’s a moment of disbelief as he thinks “me? really? you need me?” but it’s very quickly overshadowed by this compulsive need to show up, to please, to do anything for you, which is why he always answers when you call. he doesn’t realize that he has puppygod eyes, especially when he’s excited or confused, but he does and it’s incredible endearing. very reluctant to share your space or attention after a while, considers that to be sacred and he won’t risk being let go or lost again, so as a safety precaution, he keeps himself right by you, waits for you always. 

#atp i need to shut and write the omega verse fics that consistency plague my mind #but while im here time for my obligatory megumi mention bc i mentioned dogs teehee #yes megumi attack dog hes megumi grumbly yes megumi bark bark bite bite BUT BUT BUTTTT #megumi is also used to like... hm........ taming? having? caring for? people in his life and also literal (divine) dogs #so for him yes he bites and barks #but he also... he gets confused if YOU dont follow him around like a puppy bc everyone else in his life has so why not you? #gojo's always been the annoying yapping pomeranian chewing on his arm even if he didn't ask #always in megumi's space even tho he didn't ask but he learned to deal with it #won't admit it but knows that too much attention is better than having someone who couldn't give a shit about you #yuuji is the golden in everybody's life and megumi is no exception #unmovable unshakeable and incredibly addictive even if he doesn't mean to be #and very very attached to the people he cares about so yeah yuuji is loud and annoying but he's also loyal and megumi respects that so fine #nobara is like... she decided she liked megumi and was upset about it so she bit his ankle and he tried to kick her off but she has too muc #pride to get shaken off by someone as scrawny as megumi and somewhere along the way megumi became impressed that she was still there even i #it hurt a bit and she was a little rough it's not like he was worse so fine whatever she can stay too #so if you like... if you dont hover around megumi if you dont pry if you dont prod then he has to be the dog smh #now he's gotta bite for your attention and nudge you and how annoying. he's gonna keep doing it tho. as long as he has to #or until you learn to fall in line and accept your leash too whichever comes first n e way.... anyway............. #somebody's pampered omega always gets what he wants megumi complex is showing...... #this was about yuuta right? ok i'll put his tags now.... #juju #jujutsu kaisen smut #jjk x reader #jjk smut #jjk fluff #jujutsu kaisen x reader #yuuta okkotsu x reader #yuta okkotsu x reader

[harbingersglory]

Hello, could I have transfem Signora x fem!reader smut? Any scenario is fine, just need dom Signora railing me 😩

{☆} characters la signora {☆} notes drabble, fem reader, sub reader, dom la signora, transfem la signora {☆} warnings 18+ content, restraints, temperature play, face fucking, degradation, pet play

There's a moment of silence that lingers for far too long, the cold nipping at your exposed skin until you feel shivers wrack your body. You squirm instinctively, seeking out the fading warmth of the thick furs laid out beneath you, yet finding nothing but the cold that chills you to your bones. You can't even see, your eyes covered by black fabric, silk tying your arms together behind your back.

It's almost torturous waiting like this. Your knees sink further into the fur as you lean your weight forward slightly, exhaling a shaky breath. You begin to wonder if Signora left you there– maybe you'd annoyed her earlier and she was punishing you. You hoped not. She wasn't known for being lenient when it came to punishments.

But the brush of her fingers along your jawline squashed that fear, your breath hitching as her thumb glided over your throat, the heat of her skin making you shudder. The contrast of the cold room, of your freezing body, to the unnatural heat that simmers beneath her skin is immense– your knees would have definitely buckled if you hadn't been kneeling already.

"Did you think I'd left you here all alone? You're shaking like a dog." The soft, biting lilt was nothing more than a murmur, but for you it was impossible not to hear the pleased tone beneath the roughness of her voice. Your heart leaps into your throat when her fingers trace back up along your jawline, lifting your head and tilting it back just enough to be uncomfortable.

You open your mouth to speak, but your words are silenced by her thumb slipping past your lips instead– you don't fight back, even though the sudden intrusion catches you off guard enough you almost bite her finger instead. You almost consider doing it anyway, but she's so rarely in a good mood it feels rude to spoil it.

"Pets don't speak until they're told," She chides, pressing down on your tongue slightly and laughing at the way you almost choke in surprise. "And I don't remember giving you permission."

You can only manage a garbled whine in response, your face burning in embarrassment– but it's quickly silenced by the click of her tongue and the creak of the old chair you know sits by the fireplace, her thumb sliding out between your lips to drag you closer. Close enough to feel the rush of heat across your skin as your cheek is pressed against her thigh, her hands resting on the back of your head. You can't see it, but you sure can imagine the smug smile that must be tugging at her lips right about now.

"Let's see about fixing your little disobedient streak, darling." She murmurs, digging her nails into your scalp and tugging you even closer, the furs beneath you doing little to prevent the ache in your knees from kneeling. But you don't complain– you know what she wants, and you want it too. "Open."

Like the dog she seems so fond of treating you as, you listen– you're not as surprised this time when her fingers fill your mouth, forcing it open even further until you can feel the saliva collecting and dribbling down your chin. She doesn't seem to mind, even laughing at how pitiful you probably look, drooling all over her fingers.

But Signora is a hard woman to satisfy, and this will hardly do anything other then work her up enough to really break you in. You can just barely hear the rustle of fabric over your heartbeat, gloved hands tugging you closer and forcing you to press right up against the edge of the chair. It's almost uncomfortable, the way the chair presses against your chest, but she always has you teetering on that fine edge.

"Perhaps you can be trained after all." Signora's voice is like a balm, the heat of her body driving away the cold and urging you impossibly closer, until you feel her hand guide you down just as her fingers slip out of your mouth again– right up until you feel her cock against your cheek. "Show me that you can be obedient, mutt, and maybe I'll let you sit on my lap."

You know she's just dangling a treat just out of reach, but you can't help but reach for it anyway.

Your tongue drags across the underside of her cock, so slow you can hear the hiss that rattles in her chest halfway between pleasure and impatience. You take your time anyway, lingering until you reach the tip and press a kiss against it. You almost wish you could see her face, but she's never been fond of expressing anything outwardly when you can see it– just the idea of her brows furrowed, of her face flush and her lip caught between her teeth..it's enough.

It's not hard to imagine it anyway when the heat grows hotter, nearly turning the room into an oven before she catches herself. You aren't stupid enough to mention it, but your smile must be enough, because a low growl makes you shiver– so you drag your tongue from the base to the tip again, revel in the way it throbs beneath your tongue. For a moment you almost have something like control, your saliva dripping down her aching cock as you lap at it like a mutt.

But you're both growing impatient– the sharp click of her nails against the chairs arms makes you shudder, urging you to lift yourself up just enough to wrap your lips around the head with a muffled groan. You consider dragging it out just a moment longer, just to see if you can get her to whine, but she knows you better then you do– before you can even blink, her hand shoves you down. You, predictably, gag. Your throat burns from the stretch, but it's not unpleasant, eased by the pleasured hiss that tumbles from her lips. Signora at least has the mercy to let you get used to it for a moment before she drags you back up, the emptiness in your throat making you whine before she's shoving her cock back down your throat. Your eyes sting with unshed tears, your own sounds of pleasure muffled and garbled as she does it again– and again.

"Finally quiet, mutt?" She laughs, but it's strained– her voice quivers slightly as she fucks your throat like your nothing but a toy to her, drool dribbling down your chin and tears staining the blindfold. "If I knew it was this easy to shut you up, I'd have done it a long time ago."

You so badly want to do something, but with your hands tied behind your back and her fucking your face so rough, so fast, you can barely even think..there's not much you can do but let her, your cunt clenching around nothing. You really hope she wasn't lying about that reward, for once. You're practically dripping on her floor while she uses you, just barely able to squeeze your thighs together for a fraction of friction.

It only serves to make you more desperate, though.

"Fuck– or maybe you're too stupid to know better. You'd just let any pretty woman with a cock use you," Her breathing was getting heavier, more strained, but her grip on your hair didn't relent. Neither did the harsh thrust of her hips, her cock constantly hammering into your throat until you felt dizzy. "You're lucky I'm even willing to train a mutt like you."

Your mind starts to feel fuzzy, the words blending together until she digs her nails into your scalp and forces you down again– and keeps you there. You nearly gag again when you feel her shudder, her cock throbbing in your mouth as her cum spills down your throat, your hands straining against the silk binding them together. Your eyes roll into the back of your head, nostrils flaring and your body tensing– you don't even realize you'd briefly lost consciousness until your find yourself on her lap, rather then on your knees, her hands brushing the strands of hair stuck to your face with sweat out of your eyes.

It's the most gentle she's been all night– and likely as gently as she will be tonight. You lean into her touch anyway, groaning softly and shuddering at the taste of her on your tongue mixed with her cock throbbing against your thigh.

"I'm not done yet, darling. Did you think I'd let you get away with a little light training?" She laughs, cupping your jaw and pressing a kiss that's far too gentle to your cheek, the warmth of her body almost suffocating– but you welcome it, like you always do.

So you nod, smiling drowsily and spreading your legs like a good pet should.

#asks #anon #genshin impact smut #genshin smut #genshin x reader #genshin impact x reader #minors dni #writing tag #la signora x reader #signora x reader #la signora smut #signora smut #does it count as pet play if she just thinks shes Better Then You #signora has an ego and shes going to weaponize it #give her an inch and shes putting a collar on you (please) #but also some of yall clocking my favs too easily PLEASE..... #i am a simple lesbian i see pretty women w questionable morals i get on my knees and bark #somehow signora is softer then arle though lbr. signora is like 50/50 soft vs rough okay #other times shes going 2 fuck ur brains out hope u learn real quick how to tell her mood that day #signora being a gentle lover is so personal to me though likeeee okay......... #she can be sweet when she wants to you just gotta get thru the 500 layers of trauma and Anger first #smth smth not letting herself love ppl who burn too easily or smth idk im just here to get railed #anyway does she need another dog. i can bark. i can do tricks. #passes out

[jpegthedogthing]

My filthsona is swagless

#jpeg barks #highposting #artwork #ultrakill #ultrakill filth #Its literally me .Im literally a filth. Yes I decided this BEFORE i learned just how fucking sad and pathetic they are but that makes you #love me more right? Im sad and pathetic you love me and want me lol right??? /silly #kin

[nothorses]

For those living in the plains states, instead of a tree, may I recommend becoming able to identify a native grass?

Grasses might be a little harder for someone just starting out with plant ID, based on personal experience, but maybe you have a recommendation for one that's a little extra distinctive? Who knows, though; I live around trees, of course I find them easier to tell apart! Maybe folks in the plains states have an easier time with grasses than my PNW ass.

Shrubs/bushes/etc. are also a great place to start, imo. I just find that trees can be more interesting to ID, since you can see them from a distance.

#also- multiple distinct clues makes it easier imo! #I like to learn some basics about the bark + leaves/needles + branches + seeds all together #makes it easier to confirm I have the right ID and easier to tell things apart in the first place #and I'm more likely to remember a couple more details if I start with more details. like. statistically #also if you know what it's commonly confused with (that is also local) that can help #if you're in the PNW you might want to learn western hemlock and douglas fir at the same time so you can focus on how to tell the two apart #makes it easier to ID them both too- I think it kind of turns it into a game lol

[thebarkpaladin]

flat

#doin a lot of encouraging calmness and settling in the puppy #that's the number one thing i did with shiro #and it paid off big time #puppy is already learning how to settle too now #dogblr #border collie #dog #puppy #bark paladin #velocirapterv #belgian tervuren

[cherry-dr0p]

I swear, Wisborg hates him because they are 100% jealous of how cool he is >:((

Haven't drawn Knock in a hot minute so Im gonna just throw this here :3

I wanted to draw him with the silly rats because he is silly

Did some other versions too... This was originally gonna have a background but I cant do backgrounds for the life of me so, ;

I wish I had something else related to put but I dont;

Thats it for now :3

#Doodle #Lazy doodle #I think he barks at people #/j #..... Actually /hj #Imagine being an animation student but sucking at backgrounds #I personally love the irony #Except I will have to learn how to background :( #Grrr #Knock #Herr knock

[monty-glasses-roxy]

I still love the Jurassic Bark trio. Specifically Roxy and Monty getting together first which no one saw coming. But the fun part is that they got together during a fist fight, then because everyone had said they were gonna get together and had teased them both relentlessly about it, they use this to mess with everyone. They start doing things like greeting eachother with 'hey there handsome' and botched pick up lines, the occasional overdramatic cuddle and hand hold while around everyone... And when anyone starts to say they're clearly a Thing now, they look at them like they're crazy. "What?? No we're not!" "Dating??? What are you talking about??? We're not dating!!"

They've successfully confused EVERYONE. Obviously they're messing with them all, but does that mean they're together or does that mean they aren't? What does it all mean??

Roxy and Monty are THRIVING on this shit lmao Chica is DYING to join them. They told her the truth within a week and she's so proud of them but so so so jelly. She keeps dropping the most unsubtle hints that she wants to do it with them too and she'd love them just as much she'd confuse them even more if she were in the relationship too... But Roxy and Monty are dense as hell so she's just internally screaming the entire time.

#fnaf security breach #she will eventually!! #they love her so much but they dunno how to say anything about it #chica is just that meme sitting in the folding chair with her head in her lap or whatever #they have fun but chica is going insane #jurassic bark #jurassic bark ship #roxy x monty x chica #roxanne wolf #glamrock chica #montgomery gator #rarepair? wrong. rarepolycule. i love them. #i need to either learn how to draw Monty or get the money to commission someone to draw them together #or sell the ship enough to convince someone else to do it anyway lmao #ONE DAY I'LL MAKE THEM REAL CAUSE I LOVE THEM

[rat-rosemary]

AAAAAAAAAAAA

DREAM LIKED THIS ONE FANART SPOTLIGHT IS ABOUT THEM AND I KEEP WINNING IN LIFE

#dreamwastaken #the dog barks #GO REBLOG IT BTW #sapnap #georgenotfound #dnn #also I just learned how to do this to links :D

[horrorlesbion]

Riverdale Episodes as Penguin Classics Covers: 1/? ➤ Season 1

#riverdale #riverdaleedit #rvdedit #riverdalecentral #roberto aguirre-sacasa #mine #anna learns how to photoshop #riverclassics #i havent made edits in so long... slowly getting back into it #anyway riverdales cinematography is soooo pretty #though the shot i picked for ep 2 makes me hiss bite bark

[xannerz]

genuinely wish bg3 had more camera options b/c i get hella disoriented and it turns into nausea and headaches while i play. feel like an old woman orz. it's frustrating - you can zoom in all the way but your camera is still far enough away at an awkward angle to make your field of view feel off. ik it's meant to simulate the ttrpg exp but i fucking hate it LMAO

#staring at twilight imperium for hours was less disorienting than this #also you have all these beautiful environments and cant fully appreciate them b/c of the limitations here grr bark bark #i gotta learn how to install mods 👶i think i see one that adds more camera features b/c i'm dying scoob #the inventory system is absolute ass too but that aside im having a lot of fun with this game lmao #it's dense but insanely refreshing #xan plays bg3

[fooltofancy]

thinking abt that guard dog post and how long it would have taken the scions to recognize that they're taking advantage of a deeply ingrained trauma response

#i was gonna make this post two hours ago but then i got distracted and then i got distracted from the thing that was distracting me #i don't think y'shtola ever feels especially guilty for it btw #she and ilya are Not alike EXCEPT in pragmatism. and then it's a 1:1 comparison lmao #ilya sees himself as a tool for so long because he is deeply pragmatic #and if y'shtola is anything it's willing to use the tools at hand. #on the other end of the spectrum alisaie comes in swinging #'have u considered enabling him in this frankly unhealthy behavior is gonna get him killed' #scions: *crickets* #it has to be after shb that anyone BUT alisaie actually like. acknowledges the issue right #u know minfilia saw it u KNOW. she sees it from go #but then she dies lmao #i'm just. real fucked up about the scions again. and my stupid idiot son (heart too big never learned how to use it) #when these folk keep dying to keep you alive for some cosmic fucking purpose completely beyond you what else are you supposed to do? #bark a lot. i guess. and then die. #alisaie: anyway i'm taking him for walkies while u all think about what you've done #baby mode blogging #need a baby mode lore tag

[colecassiidy]

Thinking abt cole's way of watchfulness,,, its progression and origins,,, the way it is embedded so deep into his behavior that it's subconscious,

#ooc;; mun barks #sjfhdo my queue is emptying soon i havent been on here in days [sweats] #But Sight is so?? Very important for him #Which results in a lot of things including just how fcking readable he is when he was a kid before he makes a bad decision #How his eyes flick with intention and tells in this snap decision way before he learns to be sweeping #He didn't like blindfolds for a very long time -- similar reaction to people getting touchy with his face #kid gets quiet and you can see the tension jerking in his jaw - plowing rigid lines into his shoulders (23 yr old agent mccree will bite u) #These days at 39 the older dog will probably fall asleep in one like its a sleep mask :skull: #He always knew to watch bc his parents taught him to watch - u had to watch and read the animals and u had to watch and read people #And then it was hypervigilance in his orphanhood - this scrappy cobbled together thing of sitting in corners near back exits and scoping #building to something pointed throughout his gang career and justified further by BW - utilized and weaponized #But at some point he stopped looking when it came to people he learned to trust (and looked in a different way; looked in a loving way) #And i am thinking of his return to overwatch and how that hypervigilance returns in a way he doesn't like towards ppl he dont want to be #that way with and how #They're fleeting tells - the way he favors his prosthetic arm towards walls - brief tension to touch - #watching (even in that lazy way of his) but still watching #He relapses in the desert - forgets and remembers both at once