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hannibard · 10 months
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....I'm sorry (x)
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pickleforstony · 2 months
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Geraskier DND AU with Oathbreaker!Geralt and Bard!Jaskier (ofc)
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fangirleaconmigo · 2 years
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It’s doing bizarrely well on Twitter so I’m bringing it over here.
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kaori04 · 10 months
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Does anybody else wishes that one time Jaskier would just loose it and go apeshit instead of doing his usual coping mechanism joke
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inber · 11 months
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the song choice was extremely funny to me in the witcher ep 5
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mechadria · 23 days
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im honestly still just as wary about the next season of the witcher even after the table read -
because it was never about liam's acting skills.
do i think henry cavill was a spectacular match for geralt?
yeah. but not only because of his looks or his acting: he GOT geralt and the witcher in general. he's a massive nerd who knows the franchise like he wrote it himself and was a big reason (not the sole, but a big one) that the show kept on track and was even somewhat faithful to the original material.
but i don't believe cavill did a regé jean-page and like. left to seek stardom or whatever. this was a passion project too for him, you could tell.
no, I'm wary of the future of witcher because of the higher ups involved.
so what DID the people who disagreed so hard with him he quit the project do? well, they needed a 7000 word letter from joey batey and the fanbase pleading just to allow jaskier to be queer like he (pretty much) canonically is. didn't need incentive from anyone to create fake gay motives for the worse villain of the story, though. didn't need incentive to completely ruin one of the most beloved characters of the franchise, or let his actor get harassed on socials after the swap without ever saying shit.
i do not trust that these people, who have proven callous, arrogant and ignorant about both the source material and the opinions of the fanbase (and have made some choices nearing bigotry) and who disagreed so heavily with the actor who knew the source material best are capable of producing a good season 4. liam or no liam. am i hoping he's a good geralt? yes, the series and other actors don't deserve to have their performance harmed by him. can it be as good as the seasons cavill was in? for the reasons cited above: fuck no.
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dadralt · 10 months
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Ciri remembering people important to her
Bonus:
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fioblah · 11 months
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she can’t stand him anymore than the plague btw
tip jar
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shaunashipman · 10 months
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I saw a woman so beautiful I cried
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wren-of-the-woods · 6 months
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Hello! Thank you so much for what you do- could I please have some recs for geraskier fics where geralt is the one pining harder?
Here you go!! I wasn't sure how to categorize who was pining harder in all of these (since our boys are masters of longing lol) but these are all stories where Geralt loves Jaskier very much, and I highly enjoyed them all!
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favorite by @asweetprologue (Rated G, 5.8k)
Jaskier gets Geralt a gift, and it makes Geralt realize he doesn't know enough about what Jaskier likes. He forms a plan to figure it out.
i’ll kiss you slow by @paintedcrayons (Rated T, 4.9k)
Geralt is not being creepy. He’s not. He’s just looking out for his friend (with a questionable choices in lovers). Lately, Geralt has started to notice the way people treat Jaskier’s affection like a means to an end. They kiss him only to move to the next step, dance with him as pretense to get him into their beds. He would like nothing more than to kiss Jaskier for the sake of it. (He does.)
time and time again by @samstree (Rated G, 5.2k)
Marriage proposals, through the years.
The Best Laid Plans by @dhwty-writes (Rated T, 5.5k)
Geralt is in love with Jaskier. In order to finally get him to admit his feelings, he devises a ten step plan with Lambert, Eskel and Vesemir.
A Friend in the Wild by @samstree (Rated G, 1.6k)
In which Geralt acquires a tiny friend who wouldn't stop following him.
Weak and Wanting by @sociallyawkward--fics (Rated T, 36k)
Geralt had thought that inviting Jaskier to Kaer Morhen after all these years would be a good thing. What he didn't plan on was his brothers deciding to have a little fun with their situation. Lambert and Eskel really needed to stop meddling in things they didn't understand, especially when it came to his bard.
Tell It With Your Heart by @bambirex (Rated G, 2.5k)
While Jaskier always says what's on his mind, Geralt works a little differently. That doesn't mean he cannot tell Jaskier how he feels - he just does that without words.
Repeat After Me by @onwardorange (Rated G, 7.3k)
All it takes is (nearly) three years, two meddlesome brothers, and one exasperated sorceress to get Geralt to admit his feelings for Jaskier.
Love Me Better, Send A Letter by @rebrandedbard (Rated T, 12.5k)
Geralt and Julian have been exchanging letters since participating in an inter-school pen pal program in high school, and Geralt has been pining away for Julian for over a decade since meeting by chance one faithful day in Posada. Between work and Ciri, he hasn't had much time for travelling, but he and Julian still exchange their letters faithfully. Finally, Julian's equally busy life coincides with Geralt's long enough for a short visit, and Geralt has the chance to finally introduce Ciri to the man she knows only on paper. Things would be perfect ... if Julian's visit didn't fall within the week of the concert of Ciri's favorite musician, Jaskier.
Music is no solution by @thecrownprincessbride (Rated T, 4.3k)
Jaskier has self-doubts, and Geralt is there for him.
A Careless Omission by @samstree (Rated T, 5.4k)
Jaskier reveals he has a type. Geralt behaves strangely.
Highway Angel (To the Dark I Said Pour and Forgot to Say When) by @fangirleaconmigo T, 2.8k
Geralt is a long haul truck driver. With long stretches on the road away from his family, and with no one to keep him company but his loyal dog Roach, he has to brave most of his life completely alone. Then one day, just as he is passing the city of Oxenfurt, he turns on the radio and hears a voice.
zero for ten by @yaelathewordsmith (Rated T, 10.4k)
The blue-eyed boy on the school's cricket team seems determined to bowl Geralt out. The worst part is, he isn't even fucking trying. * Or, the ten times Jaskier held Geralt's heart in his hands without knowing, and how Geralt grew to want him to keep it.
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(You can find my other reclists here!)
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y'know what? yeah. netflix witcher SHOULD just end after season 3. not bc of henry leaving but because nothing they adapt next will ever top the way they fucking laced s2 with the most profound fucking yennskier interactions out of fucking nowhere
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hannibard · 7 months
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My baby boy is coming back to me, season 1 Jaskier (or how i like to call him, twink!skier) you will never be beaten 💖
Also, i hope he gets a new song 🥺
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cairaleighexe · 9 months
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yennefer doodle from anya's gorgeous bts pics <3
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michsmeesh · 11 months
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i have been unable to stop thinking about these two since volume 1 dropped on friday and my witcher hyperfix just hit me again at full fucking force
in other words THEY FINALLY GAVE US THE QUEER POLY BARD WE DESERVED RAAAHHHHHHH
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spielzeugkaiser · 1 year
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[MASTERPOST]
We had a lot of things in which Milek is similiar to Geralt, but there are also a lot of things in which he comes after his Pa! Geralt is asking himself how he didn't see that from the beginning, honestly.
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writingsbymo-mo · 7 months
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Break Time
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Bonten!Rindou x reader
NSFW 18+ only
Contains: oral, rough oral, slight voyeurism, hair pulling, degradation, pet names (uses doll a lot...)
It's been a long week for Rindou. As his secretary, you want to help him relax for a while. Even he has some ideas for later...
*knock* *knock*
"Rindou, sir, I brought the americano you ordered."
"Come in," you heard him sigh from the other side of the door, opening and shutting it quickly behind you. Rindou sat at his desk, hand resting on his cheek with a bored expression pasted on his face. He grumbled something under his breath, crumpling the papers in his other hand.
Your shoes clacked against the polished floors, setting his drink in front of him. He lifted his head, grabbing the coffee and taking a few gulps, slamming it down with a heavy sigh. "Shit..." He kicks the floor, pushing himself back in his chair as he runs his hands through his dyed hair.
The tension in the room grew heavy. You bit your bottom lip, staring at your boss with worry. He hasn't taken a single break this week. Meeting after meeting, gaining more intel on clients and potential traitors along with mountains of paperwork to sort through has taken a toll on him. Even sleep was nothing more than a short thirty minutes at his desk each night as of late.
He needs a break....
A loooong one.....
Your eyes glanced to the stack left, then back to Rindou. They slowly trailed from his rising chest down to his crotch. Warm heat gathered into your cheeks as a shock went down your spine. "Um, sir?" You gulped, taking a few steps towards him. He shifted an arm, having your attention, "what is it doll?" He sighed, keeping his eye on you. "Well...," you dropped to your knees right in-between his, "it looks like you could take some time to relax for a bit—"
You squeak as he grabbed your cheeks. His bored expression, now amused, smirking at you. He chuckled, "you know what? You're right doll." He paused, rubbing small circles onto your cheeks, "well, are you going to start or–"
You shook out of your daze. "Yes, yes! Sorry sir," you pleaded. Quickly, your hands undid his pants, reaching into his underwear to pull out his cock, hearing his breath hitch under your touch as you began to stroke him. "Fuck..." Rindou gripped his chair with gritted teeth, staring down at you. His cock grows harder and thicker. Beads of precum leak at the tip, giving it a slow swipe of your tongue, savoring the bitter taste as you watched your boss fall apart bit by bit, picking up the pace.
*knock* *knock*
Fuck...
"Quick, hide under here."
"Shouldn't I get the door?"
"Tsk, don't make me repeat myself."
"Sigh...alright..."
You crawl under his desk as he clears his throat while wiping the bits of sweat off his brow. "Come in."
"Well, well, if it isn't my favorite baby brother!"
Rindou sighs and grumbles, "what is it, Ran? I still have some papers to go through."
Ran closes his eyes for a moment and hums, "a meeting has been announced in an hour—"
"Fuck...," Rindou curses under his breath, gripping his desk.
Ran's brows furrow, "you good?"
"Ahem...yeah, just mmm...tired..."
"If you say so," he shrugs as he turns to walk out. "Oh, and do take care of my brother doll," he winks, closing the door behind him.
You cried out as Rindou yanked your head back with a fist full of hair. "You little slut. Couldn't wait for my brother to leave, hmm?" He pulled harder, snickering in amusement as your scalp stung. "Don't worry, you'll get what you want." He smacked his engorged cock on your lips, smiling. "Say ahh."
You open your mouth as he shoves himself down your throat, pressing your face into his curls. You sputter and gag around him while trying to pull back, but he kept you firmly pressed against him. He wanted you to know who was in control now.
A yank from your hair and you gasped for air, coughing as strings of drool leaked from your mouth to his cock. "You're doing good doll, think you can keep going?" You nodded, letting him push his cock back down your throat.
More tears spilled from your eyes. Rindou couldn't help himself at the sight of you. His thrusts steadily became faster. "Such a pretty slut for me, yeah? Like it when your boss uses you as a personal toy?" You moaned around him as he threw his head back and groaned. "Better be good and ha— take all my cum, yeah?" His hips began to stutter. He pulled you flush against him, groaning your name. Hot spurts of cum drained into your stomach as his cock twitched in your throat. Rindou pulled himself out with a pop. A few strings of cum landing on your chest and face.
You swallowed as much as you could, panting heavily, looking up at your boss's very tired eyes. "Thank you doll, but..." He shuffles into the drawers in his desk and pulls something out. Your eyes widened at the object. "Now, turn around. Let's see how well you can hold up during the meeting with this in you, yeah?"
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