#like. bruv what

[cattailtales]

ngl you really don’t notice how pervasive the shipping brain-rot in fandom is until you’re scrolling thru a tag for a media in which you don’t “ship” anything

#tbh I’m loathe to say I really ‘ship’ anything in the first place I just like the dynamic of some couples #but i don’t particularly care if the characters actually wind up together in canon #and I’m certainly not gonna stomp my feet if they wind up with some1 else. it just ain’t that deep #but in like mando for instance. I don’t really like. care if he winds up w/ bo #but some ppl are rly out here gettin mad abt bo’s character developement bc they think mando and luke have way more similarities/chemistry?? #like. bruv what #yeah we’re not gonna have anymore Meaningful Interactions between mando and luke cuz the frog would rather be with his dad than be a jedi #like how tf else are you going to shoehorn luke back into the story then?? #also idk maybe I was succumbing to the pounding headaches I get from watching too much tv for too long #but idk WHERE tf everyone’s getting the parallels of mando and luke from… or the chemistry. bruv they’ve barely talked #anyway. anyway. shippers be shipping ig🤷 #I think maybe I’m more annoyed by the way these ppl tag this stuff anti-[insert character they Don’t Ship] #cuz like. m8 I think u might just be anti-paying attention to the story cuz ur viewing everything thru a shipping lense. yanno? #a cattail tale

[the-cat-and-the-birdie]

Hobie on his first day all in Miguel's face asking 10,000 questions about Miguel's barely coherent and paper-thin ass theory

#Hobie being like 'wait wait wait say that again bruv?? what are you on???' #imagine trying to tell Hobie Brown he's controlled by fate #he'd be like 'nuh-uh' #fuck you mean nuh-uh #spiderman #atsv #spider man #marvel #across the spiderverse #hobie brown #spider punk #spiderpunk #miguel o'hara #miguel ohara

[k-wame]

тнιѕ ѕceɴe ιѕ ѕo ɢood αɴd тrυe тo lιғe ѕтoɴeмoυтн (2015) · ѕ𝟷·ᴇ𝟶𝟷 · 𝟶𝟾.𝟶𝟼.𝟸𝟶𝟷𝟻

#DO NOT TOLERATE CASUAL HOMOPHOBIA FROM AAAANYONE #this is what its like being friends with cishets tho - they grab every opportunity to make cheap homophobic jokes #gotta shove them real hard with a dead serious death stare like chris to let them know 'naw thats not what we aboutta do bruv' #then smile 5sec later to diffuse the tension they wont do it again i promise you #homophobic jokes #casual homophobia #queerphobia #homophobia #friendship #conflict resolution #the more you know #queer #lgbtq+ #lgbt #gay #queer characters #love and relationships #chris fulton #christian cooke #life skills #stonemouth #stonemouth bbc

[anonymouscheeses]

HEAR ME OUT!! VAGGIE IN A SUIT THING 😍

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vaggie #vaggie #hazbin vaggie #art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #hazbin #will likely flop becuz its not chaggie buuttt idc i love Vaggie smm 😭💜💜 #bruv. ik she is like kinda fem in hazbitch hoetel but like lets imagine when she goes somewhere formal with charlie she and her like to #switch between dresses and suits or etc. that is an excuse to draw vaggie in a suit thing but shhh this is self indulgent babes 🤪 #LESBIAN 😨 #GENUINELY SO IN LOVE WITH HER LOOK AT HERR YALLL. ANYONE ELSE A SIMP HELLO??? #where my vaggie stans at 😔🙏 #shes nervous cuz this is the first formal date she and charlie have had since WELL. before the early extermination was announced #I HAD NO IDEA HOW TO DRAW HER PONYTAIL BRO... I DREW FROM MEMÒRY FOR A BIT THEN GAVE UP THEN REDREW THEN DID LINEART AND REALIZED ITS SHITTY #also her bow changed colors becuz i like to think she has a collection of all types of bows to wear depending on her outfit 🥰 #vagina in a suit #yes ofc lucifer gave her it wdymmm 🙄 #idk what to tag so i started rambling 😭

[spamgyu]

MINGYU AS FOR CALVIN KLEIN SS24 ??? HELLOO ???

STOP LOOKING AT MY MAN HE'S MINE

PLS PUT HIM IN COCO MELON OR PAW PATROL OMFG

#HES LITERALLY JUST A MOCHI OMG #U GUYS DONT KNOW HIM LIKE I DO OMFG #bruv when we get an underwear shoot then what #THEN WHAT #spamthots #SG: mingyu

[boysyuri]

a normal tuesday

#obey me #obey me shall we date #solomon #simeon #what did he do to you bruv #evilsart #i adore simesol as much as solbarb but i like simebarb a lot too

[milflewis]

issac’s first thought being that maybe his hand is fucking magic and can chop things in half when the sign tears and second thought being to test this theory out on another human being ??? insane. himbo. i adore him.

#and jaime being like ??? bruv ??? what if that worked mate 🥺🥺🥺🥺 #can we have more of them i am obsessed #it’s body science innit ! #ted lasso #tv tag

[alienssstufff]

Have been a bit out of the loop regarding QSMP lore but know that: I told you so☝️

#qsmp spoilers #‘Codeflippa’ is a faulty egg - ‘codes are eggs gone wrong’ like…. yeagh that’s what I’ve been saying bruv

[wisemins]

on a wonka note: willy wonka is autistic. literally no arguments to be made. i don't need to prove it. he is the proof.

#he also tends to attract the autistic people as well #and we all run in packs historically speaking #so enough said. #starshine rambles #this will probably reach the main wonka tags but girl idc we all know we love him #my wonkatism is unrelenting #bcus he makes it as such #i lichrally cannot escape it!!! #he struggled to learn how to read bcus he wanted to only focus in on his chocolate. his life's work and meaning #and took his dead mom's promise so literally he was disappointed when she didn't show up. LIKE BRO. #he also got conned into a lifetime's worth of work cus he couldn't read Scrubbit's behavior as sus #my taking everything at face value mans <3 #and there i go again. i said i didnt need to prove it but i did cus im what? AUTISTICCC #i cant bro #I CAUNT BRUV I REALLY CAUNT #and all iterations of him are btw. not just wilder/tim wonka #depp wonka is GIGA autism on wheels i genuinely don't have to explain that. #❤️: He's the one good thing #❤️: A dreamer of dreams #❤️: Wonkers #❤️: I only meant to stay awhile

[smuggonifico-lmao]

Procrastination

#ngl i just wanted to draw #so have what the view from my shitty ass chair on my desk looks like #artists on tumblr #bruv i have no clue frfr #gotta stay on the grind for more turtle drawings #but now i just gonna die in rip in pieces #yes i threw some photos of the shit on my desk in there #no i do not care <3 #its the small things yknow? #a potted plant in a shitty self made pot #some stupid diy charger holder thats just a fucking #coat hanger and some clothes pins #and you know what? it fckn works rlly well #im a genius

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

Okay so based on how much stuff they cut from this season of Succession after shooting it (which, from an economic and storytelling standpoint— why?? Why waste money with HBO’s biggest money maker right now lol they’d literally turn it into The Succession Network ™️ if Brian Cox wasn’t so exhausted and 90+ years old)

Consider the following:

• A lot of Tom & Greg’s scenes have been cut (confirmed 💯 )

• Something major like a sexual/romantic sublot wouldn’t be cut

• Ergo, if something tomgreg happens now it wasn’t built up at all this season and would come out of left field and not make any sense

Basically, now if tomgreg does happen the writing doesn’t support it, and that would actually be the “bad writing” people insist this season has lol

May I suggest— the writing this season is just as good as usual, but the editing is a mess. Not the fault of the editors, but the pacing is so fucked because they filmed waaaaaayy too much and put the editors in a corner.

Unlike Bohemia Rhapsody where the editors had to save everything from about zero usable footage (which is why they won the Oscar ® lol,) there was simply too much good Succession to keep in and now anything with levity that makes it a comedy is gone. (Remember Succession being a comedy? Pepperidge Farms remembers.)

This is a worse disaster than the hour long RuPaul’s Drag Race episodes this past season 😔 Either get your script right or not! Improv is worthless when it’s unseen by the masses! (And improv is usually bad anyway)

tl;dr If tomgreg happens now it won’t be set up properly and normies and le reddit bros will have every right to think it’s dumb

#i just want righteous gemstones back bruv :// #the Discourse ™️ on here is frustrating (it’s me hi i’m the problem it’s me) but knowing what was cut is worse #when they DIDN’T need to cut it #hbo would let them do anything but they just decided to nerf any amount of haha’s #like tomshiv is popping but other than that everything just feels so hurry up!! #i do like this season but eurgh it’s so depresso #succ #succession #tomgreg #greg hirsch #tom wambsgans #kendall roy #krank #roman roy #shiv roy #shivorce #tomshiv #logan roy #hbo #hbo succession #succession season 4 #also you know they’re cutting that ‘art gallery date’ lol #that sh!t’s either not happening or gonna be two seconds long #i hope greg gets his head knocked off by a statue and that’s his big dramatic exit #just for some gotdamn COMEDY

[miserye]

tell me why my body decided that i should wake up at 6 instead of my suggested time at 7 when i went to bed at 4 last night

#chatterye #i forced myself to go back to sleep but like #what was the reason #you wanted more sleep anyway bruv

[the-senates-one-fear]

Star Wars: Doesn't give the clones the correct skin tone aka fucking white washes them

Star Wars Fan artists:

#it's beautiful to see the artist fix it especially echo cause seriously what the fuck star wars #can someone give me a scientific explanation for why that boi is so white like bruv i get you havent seen the sun in ages but ive seen paper #darker than you #and when i say someone i mean star wars themselves #star wars #the clone wars #tcw #the bad batch #tbb #tbb echo #echo #sw #sw clone wars