#lmao I’m trynna work on this

[peaceeandcoolestvibes]

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#wTf #folks friends and colleagues in class text me and I’d like to publicly apologize for seeing them texts super late #sometimes it gets to the point that it’s pointless to get back to y’all LMFAOOOOO #I get too many messages PER minute 😌😂 #two friends are like BIH LMAOOO YOU DONT SEE SOME MESSAGES DO YA #sorry bae 😌 #lmao I’m trynna work on this #this happens w Sofi Marina heids and Carla the most #I manage to see 4 other people’s messages just in time #LMAOOOO #goddamn.txt #w Dani I got no problem #same w 2 other people lmao #today I had 6 people asking for medical advice and it’s like 😳 feeling fulfilled 😳 when I can help y’all #bae Joselyn called me today but I was in class already and it’s like I can’t pick up but we were texting back n forth ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ #Scorpio sis you need to put in the work bc you’re smart already #I tell Christian the same thing … y’all wanna be nurses? put in the work #it’s never easy #same goes to people who wanna go to 👨‍⚕️ or 🦷 #nobody said it was easy lmao #como dije … de oftalmo si que pocos consejos os puedo dar lmao hice cositas en el cap pero me lo dieron condensadito y en un tema de 1038193 #páginas así que #el resto? lo que queráis 🥰🥰

[gimmeurtmi]

— masterlist

🔑 key:

💕 my fav 🦋 fluff ❤️‍🩹 angst ✨smut ⭐️ request 🏆 1k notes 🔜 wip

⠀⠀⠀︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶⠀୨♡୧⠀︶︶︶ ⊹ ︶︶︶

chan || 방찬 🐺

magic trick ✨⭐️🏆🏆🏆🏆

not yet ✨⭐️🏆

puppy love 🦋🏆🏆🏆

know || 리노 🐰

backstage 🦋✨🏆

code name: brat? ✨💕🏆🏆

discovery ✨🏆

of lipstick stains and zipper games ✨🏆🏆

pick me ups ❤️‍🩹🦋🏆🏆

slow mode ✨🏆🏆

tell me ✨🏆

what you want ✨🏆

binnie || 창빈 🐷🐰

private gym perks ✨⭐️🏆

hyunjinnie || 현진 🥟

like a magnet ✨⭐️🏆

hannie || 한 🐿

face sitting ✨🏆

i cannot explain this emotion ❤️‍🩹🦋🏆

say please ✨🏆

bboki || 필릭스 🐥

the sweet spot by the scruff of your knee socks ✨🏆

minnie || 승민 🐶

audience (feat. 🐰) ✨⭐️💕🏆

puppy on puppy violence 🦋🏆

routine ✨⭐️🏆

stamina ✨🏆

when are you coming home? ✨🏆🏆

innie || 아이엔 🦊

🔜

ot8 || 스트레이 키즈 🌎

kinktober ✨

no nut november ✨

sharing 🦋🏆🏆🏆

you’ve got mail ✨

2min || 개와 고양이 🐶🐰

bad day ✨🏆

breathe ✨🏆

groupie ✨🏆🏆

ice cream 🦋

no nut november ✨🏆

piercings ✨🏆

🕐 timestamps;

[ 23:36 ] minho | [ 02:33 ] minho | [ 12:57 ] seungmin | [ 00:34 ] seungmin | [ 18:46 ] seungmin

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#m.list #as you can see i’m still working on it lmao #just trynna keep organised tho

[starieq]

“Lovin her seems tiring..” part 1

Taggies/ warnings; Pro!HeroKats, cheating, fingering, creampie, blowjob, ridding, cumming, squirting, swearing, mention of sex toys, dirty talk, titty fuck, drinking, drunk messaging, dry humping.

a/n: i had a little to much fun with the Taggies/warnings, lmao!: hello! Tysm for all the damn love! I honestly feel really happy I decided to make an account cuz I’d just go on tumblr and read bkg fics. Some of my favorites have liked Stuffie animals and some followed me, which oml🥹 but i’am really just on here to make people’s day and make some new friends:D enjoy my first 18+ fic and tell me what anime characters or characters I should write abt! Love ya! 🤭🫶🏼

part 2!

You’ve been working with Katsuki Bakugo, aka, the more professional word, “Dynamight” for a few months now. As his pretty little assistant, you have to deal with his bull shitting, make meetings for him, make meeting PLANS with other pro heros, schedule trips for him and his little bitch of a girlfriend, Kira. God you fucking hate her. You don’t really wanna admit that you have a big crush on Dynamight, but only your diary knows that information. But, you get why he chose her. She has the perfect long black silk hair that hangs out with her ass, glossy lips, pretty dark green eyes, slim hourglass figure, and perfect pale skin. But, you also don’t know why the fuck he chose her, because all she does on her free time is spend Bakugos money on stuff she wants. You’re also pretty positive she spent some of his money on a fucking boob job. 

You come home to your cute apartment to your cat Loki, stretching on your leg begging to be carried and snuggle up with his favorite human in the world. If you’re feeling in the mood, you’d pick him up and put him on the little bed by the window where he spends most of his time sleeping, when  you two get up, sleeping when you’re getting ready for work, and sleeping when you’re at work. 

Anyways, you’re in the mood to just sit in your bed, legs spread wide, with your box of toys next to you. head propped up on some pillows while your vibration toy is on your puffy sensitive clit thinking of Bakugo pushing his redish pink angry head through your sensitive folds while you’re moaning his name. 

“F-fuck..! C-cant.. f-fucking take i-it! Bak- mh~ Bakugo!” You moan. The white bed sheets turning a light shade of grey. 

You take a look down in between your legs to see what just happened. You’ve never squirted before? Usually your clit would just throb. You swipe off hair from your forehead when you hear your phone ringing. 

You scramble out of the bed to get to your phone which was across the room. 

:caller ID; Dynamight🧡💥:

“Shit!” You whisper yell as you tried to swipe answer.

“Hello? y/n speaking,” you say trying to sound professional and calm since you just fucking squirted.

“Fuckin know who you are.” Bakugo grumbles.

“Sorr-“ Bakugo cuts you off.

“Need ya to schedule a hotel for me and you. Got a fuckin mission in Tokyo and ya need to come with.” He says with an annoyed voice.

“I-“ you get cut off again, but with a girls voice.

“Katsuki! I need more laced bras! Ugh, you’re so cheap! Gimme your card now! And who the fuck are you on call with? Trynna cheat on me while I’m in the same fucking room as you right now?!??” 

You’re guessing that’s Kira. God she’s annoying. She’s obviously a fucking gold digger out for his fame and money. You’d be so much better to him unlike his bratty girlfriend.

“I’m on the fuckin phone with my damn assistant brat! I don’t give two fucks if ya need laced ass bras! Leave me the fuck alone woman!” Bakugo yells. 

“Make the fuckin reservations tonight.” The last sentence he said before hanging up. 

#bakugo x reader #bakugou x you #katsuki bakugou x reader #bnha bakugo katsuki #bakugou katsuki #katsuki bakugo x reader #katsuki bakugo mha #katsuki bakugo #bakugo #bakugo katuski #bakugo katsuki #katsuki bakugou #reader x katsuki #mha bakugou #bakugou x reader #bnha bakugou #kacchan #bnha #mha

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LMAO @precious-little-scoundrel i’m supposed to be finishing my works cited page right now but inspiration was strong AND I JUST HAD TO DON’T KILL ME! want to keep my mommy full of inspiration and thots

if you’re reading this confused, just enjoy, it’s something that may be soon to come courtesy of our savior Marina! (and nobody judge me for Bree, blame Marina for that too)

#callum turner #austin butler #callum x austin x reader #illicit affairs #don’t blame me marina made me do it #austin butler x reader #austin x callum #callum turner x reader #made by me*

[lilac-5ky]

Hi Mirto :)) I recently caught up on your roommate!toji series, and I’m actually in love with it. I’m rooting for him and y/n so hard!!!

Just wanted to know if you had a posting schedule for Roomates from Hell, so i can stay tuned :) Oh! Also some Toji fic recs that you might have. Hope all is well <3

Hi there! Heh, I'm glad that people are rooting for them, makes me so happy that people like my work enough to feel passionate about it 💜 That being said, thank you so much for reading and bothering to leave feedback!

As of now, I don't really have a schedule set in stone, since writing takes a painfully long time and sometimes developing a certain chapter can take a lot more than another due to various reasons (me being unproductive and stressed lmao) but the goal is to post about every two weeks or so? At least that's the "deadline" I've set for myself.

I'm also working on some requests and my other multi parts, but my primary focus is the roommate!Toji series, and I'm writing chapter 7 as we speak. If you wish to be notified, you could dm me your @ so I can add you to the taglist, or you could find it on my AO3 here and bookmark it, so you're alerted whenever I post.

As for fic recommendations, I can't help but wanna recommend stuff from people who've personally inspired me when it comes to writing for Toji, which are @lemonlover1110 @spideyyeet @tojisun and @kazushawty. (sorry for the tag, guys, but I'm trynna give credit here)

I really love lemon's story The Man in Apartment 381 and she's writing a looooot of other Toji stories with fewer chapters +oneshots.

Then the MMA series that spidey writes is a top tier AU that focuses on Toji as an MMA fighter, that's suuuuper good!

Sun has kinda switched to Avatar fics but her Toji stories are so heartwarming, I especially recommend How we break and Between the pages, but beware of angst.

Karma's (kazushawty) stories are mostly smut oriented oneshots, but they just scratch that need for kinky Toji shit we all have 😂😂

Lastly, I really want to recommend this story on AO3 that feels sooooo canon to me, this is literally how I imagine Toji and when reading it after I started Roommate!Toji, I felt like we had a lot of common aspects to the point where I had to temporarily drop it so I don't get too conscious about what I write.

Sorry for writing a huuuge reply, but I couldn't help myself when you asked for recommendations! Hope these sate your Toji thirst, have a nice day! 💜

#anon ask #mirto answers

[scoops404]

ngl i forgot chapter 2 was previously posted like last week so when i saw that you said: chapter 2 is up and chapter 3 soon, i got so excited to read it after work 😭😭

so i reread chapters 1 and 2 and got EVEN MORE EXCITED for chapter 3 🤩

so hyped for what comes next!!!!

Ahhhhh!! I’m so glad you inflicted yourself with so much pain lmao

Trynna get this next chapter out soon!

#anagnorisis

[just-jordie-things]

Okay! So I HC Yuji to be the kid that always makes friends with the transfer kids THE. FIRST. He's that sweet, angel like classmate who's always helping everyone out happily and makes sure no one is ever left lonely or so. Not because he's trying to be nice or sth, simply because it's in his instincts!

And that's how I HC us becoming friends, because I always make sure the new transfer kid has a friend ASAP because I was bullied as a new kid too. (kind of? It was more of picked upon. Lmao. No one can truly bully me because to bully me I would need to be scared or freaked out or whatever 😂 ain't gon happen. But anyways, it was not so pleasant to have my own classmates be hostile to me so I make sure I make the transfer kid feel welcomed and atleast a little warm and safe.) Oh wait. I just realised I should've been using past tense because college don't get transfer kids ☠️ but okay NVM👍🏻

Lmao I can imagine giving him side eyes and doubting his intentions when he's trying to approach the new student but instantly becoming a trio ourselves when I realise OH! HE'S RATHER NICE 😃

Rizzlorr anon. (Trynna rizz you up with brainrots now, is it working? Okay, another question, what is the toughest part of writing to you? )

yes it is working i loVE BRAINROTS !!!!! and yuji is very underrated on my blog so i gotta fix that !!!

also this is perfect. he absolutely makes himself a friendly face and a safe place to everyone he meets no matter how late in the year! (he’s so precious i might overload and explode actually)

i’ve also been the new kid a few times in my childhood, and since making some big moves i still feel a bit new and out of place sometimes, even at 22. as a kid that was really overwhelming but as an adult i mostly find it freeing and exciting! new places to explore! (new people to meet if i can work up the courage!)

but having a yuji around would be so lovely!! he wants to make you’re situated and you know where all the best places to eat are and the cheapest shops with good finds!!

and maybeee he spends a little more time getting to know you than he has other transfer students in the past 🥰🤭

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also the toughest part of writing for me comes down to a few things, it depends on what i’m writing. most of the time it’s the last line(s). i have it in my head that they need to be impactful and struggle to just let something come to a natural end. other times it’s the title (COMING UP WITH A TITLE CAN LITERALLY HAVE ME YANKING MY HAIR WHY IS IT SO HARD WHEN IVE JUST WRITTEN OVER 10k WORDS???)

don’t get me started on writers block tho that’s the real bitch. writing when you don’t want to/forgot how (??? how does this happen. it’s my favorite hobby.). can be tough!! but that’s when i start posting for some brainrots, or put on a playlist with a vibe that gets me amped…. but mostly i just talk to stef till she snaps me out of it 😅🫶

#yuji brainrot #rizzlord anon #jordie says stuff

[0ptol-mea0]

Everyone knows

Falkoff/Simcoe

ion know fam. i guess im the only one that sees the truth in this dead fandom lmao. (SRRY about grammatical errors im trynna spit this out before work :’’3)

=

Fall mornings were fucking cold. That one thing was for sure.

McInnis’s teeth chattered, the fire that someone had just started hardly any reprieve from the freeze currently assaulting him. The sun had barely graced the horizon, it’s warming rays a gift that couldn’t come fucking fast enough.

Men bustled around him, Tanner throwing a joke over his shoulder about McInnis’s tolerance to the weather, earning him a rude gesture in return that made him bark with laughter. 

He watched them from where he had buried half of his face in his scarf, noting a lack of one particular man.

Falkoff.

The man would usually be out at this time, barking orders in the captain’s absence. McInnis swiveled his head along the camp, he really was nowhere, he couldn’t possibly be asleep still, could he? Unless he had fallen ill, in which case that could turn into a problem quick in these frigid conditions.

McInnis liked Falkoff, would consider him a pretty well friend, so there was just enough motivation for the man to step away from his coveted heat source to get a wider view, but still not seeing even a glimpse of blond.

He was lost in thought until he heard footsteps, swinging around to face O’Sean, who was looking equally lost.

‘‘Mornin’, have you seen the captain anywhere?” the private asked, cheeks rosy from the bite of the cold, McInnis shook his head, ‘‘No, ‘avn’t seen Falkoff either”

McInnis hummed in thought, looking to the ground as if it would give him an answer. Maybe they were in the captains tent discussing important matters, surely that was the only place they could be?

“I’ll go see if they’re in the captains quarters, surely must be important if it’s taking them this long” McInnis offered, O’Sean nodded and went off to busy himself.

The walk wasn’t long at all, and in no time the tent was but only a few steps away. McInnis raised his hand to one of the wooden beams to knock, but was stopped short, and almost bowled over, by Falkoff. 

The other man looked...McInnis really couldn’t put his finger on it. Falkoff wore an almost shocked expression, brown eyes blown wide, blond hair crowning his face in a shockingly messy manner, hanging loose around his shoulders. His face was red, more like he had just run a mile than from embarrassment, and his mouth hung open just slightly. He was half dressed, his jacket and gaiters hanging from his arms, his cravat stuffed loosely into his shirt collar.

There was no exchange of words, except for a soft “Pardon me”, from Falkoff, as he nearly bumped shoulders in his bid to fly past McInnis, who was stood stock still. what?...what? 

There was a cough behind him, and he turned to find Motlow, with an unreadable expression painting his face. 

He slowly joined the man, who was beckoning him over with increasing urgency. Motlow started to grin the further they walked away, barely containing indignant giggles that confused an already confused McInnis.

“You saw that too, right?” McInnis asked, still toiling over possibilities and scenarios in his head for what that possibly could have been.

“Aye’ man, av’ been seein’ it, glad someone else has too” Motlow replied, still ate up in laughter as if it were the funniest thing in the world.

“This happens often?”

“Yep, damn near every mornin’ now, but even I’m shocked, this is the latest Falkoff has been trynna hurry back to his tent”

“For what? even if they were gonna discuss plans this early in the damn mornin’ couldn’t Falkoff just get ready in the captains tent? or just get ready before headin’ that way?”

Motlow paused, then turned to look at him, brows knotted as if what McInnis just said made absolutely no sense at all. Then, his expression changed to one of utter indignation.

“That’s what you think is going on?”

“Well what the bloody hell else could it be?!”

Motlow looks to his left, then to his right, then when he concluded there was no one in their immediate vicinity, he leaned in to whisper in McInnis.

A moment.

Two.

McInnis jumped back, face torn in shock.

“THEY’RE WHAT??”

Just then, Falkoff rushed past them, eyes glued to the ground, face burning red hot.

#john graves simcoe #Falkoff #turn: washington's spies #turn fandom #FalkCoe #There i've blessed them with a shipname they're official #this fandom is so dead dawg #might be a part two to this soon

[whorekneecentral]

gonna rant because i’m a little bit annoyed with life

okay so it’s my friends birthday today and we’re supposed to go top golf and out to eat, i asked my mum on like monday if i can go and she said ask your dad so i asked my dad on friday and he gave that response which isn’t actually a yes but is a yes and so i’ve been under the impression that i’m good to go

i wake up today and i go downstairs to let everyone know that i’m going in the shower because if i didn’t ik someone would complain and next thing you know my mum is in some bad mood and starts yelling at me saying my dad didn’t say i can go out today and then my brother got involved an was like let her go she works her ass off and he was basically defending me

it got to the point where my brother called my dad and spoke to him and my brother told me i was good to go but i ain’t trynna get in trouble so i called my dad and he was like why do you man keep calling me i’m trynna work but then he said he would let me know if i can go in like 15 minutes

ISSUE IS MY FRIENDS WANNA MEET FOR 3 OCLOCK IT IS 1PM RN THAT IS NOT ENOUGH TIME FOR ME TO GET READY AND LEAVE so basically i want to cry out of frustration xx

how is your day going

-🏎️

oh you poor thing, please I remember those days 😭 my mom would say all dad and then he’d give me an ‘okay’ which isn't exactly yes and then I can’t go cause they’re being weird 

tip for next time: get dressed and then call your dad for approval, that way you can just leave as soon as he says yes lmaoooo I used to do that all through high school but once I turned 18, I just told them I was going out and who with and I was good to go lmao 

also did you get to go orrr ??? 

but my day is okay, I woke up like 2 hours ago and now I'm waiting on my mom to go to Walmart lmao 

#🏎️ anon

[fighting4ml]

Bitch you don’t even floss. What’s wrong w me. Why was I sticking up for you so hard. Ew. Disgusted. It’s cool.Bitch u just now getting somewhere w hygiene. Bitch talk about I wasn’t rockin w you. Did you see what I was working w. Bitch den wanted to lead me. I’m done. I’m off ya ass. I feel yo bitch ass energy it’s all good. Yea I’m pissed bitch lmao you just L’d me out bitch after you got caught up. It’s just so funny atp fr cause I was really da bed. Trusting you. Thinking bro. I gotta do sum witchu. Still trynna convince myself to love you. When I did bro. You just was greedy. Always have been it don’t matter who it was. Princess/ Blaine/ any of my fucking friends. Ugh whatever

[therhythmafterthesummer]

Hello dear rhythm!

i hope you’re doing better and your headache is diminishing/nonexistent at this point. I think it’s been days since my last interaction with you and kinda missed it hehe.

I hope 🐧 is doing better and hope that they’re having a good birthday despite everything. Hugs for them!!

Sending hugs (with consent) to 🥝 and other anons for the entertaining asks lmao. Also to you bb rhythm for answering everything HAHA i feel like i’m writing letters whenever I send you asks but I’m really just trynna avoid multiple asks and trying to put everything down before i forget but i still eventually do forget with how much i blabber.

i keep having Thoughts for WR!seungmin but i also keep forgetting them 🥹 but one of them is something about reader having glasses idk why but IF he meets her in his classes, i just think she would have glasses but thats just me HAHSJQHSHSAIHSH also self-indulgent thought for him to also have a chubby mate just cuz.

also had wanted to ask if u have ever thought about making a silly goofy drabble of the WR pack doing their hangout time with all these cute asks about zoomies and dog toys 😭

as always, hugs for you and everyone who needs it! Stay hydrated and eating your meals 🥺 adulting is Adulting for me but it’s manageable enough for me to escape here. THIS IS ONE LONG ASK LMAO love u. It’s so early where I am and my brain worm is just sending funky vibes to ur brain lizard. Send Raven updates too,, im always curious what she’s up to.

~🍓

i'm doing better today, thank you!! also, welcome back hehehe

aaahhhh wereroomies!seungmin....... i can't wait for my lil brain lizard to obsess over his story so i can continue writing it sjkdhfjksdf rn it's fully focused on re-working safe haven (12/20 chapters done, woohoo!!) so i haven't been able to do anything else.

i have thought about making a goofy drabble of the pack just doing Pack Things!! but haven't written it for the same reasons stated above hahahah

i'm glad adulting is manageable rn! hope it remains that way :) love you, too bb! you know you're always welcomed here.

also, Raven's melting a bit with the heat, but she's being her usual loving and cute self. here's a picture i took just now!

(look at those lil toes and the lil white patch on her belly 😭😭😭 i cry)

#🍓 anon #ask #raven.jpg

[softlymaximoff]

no worriesss <3 ohh let me know if it’s any good :D

today was finee but i need a nap now lmao. how was your dayyy? 🫶🏻

Take your time, I’m sure it’ll be great 🥺 I have your fics saved in my browser to read but I haven’t had any time this week :( can’t wait to read all of your fics tho!! I did read that one and it was amazing 🤭 you definitely should write it again! 🌹

Eeee what time is it for you now?? It’s 00:09 for me lmao 🫣 I never ended up playing any video games, I became an iPad kid instead I just bought myself an iPad and I’m trynna work out how to make it aestheticccc

Oh pls love don’t stress about reading them or not!!! Honestly it amazes me when people get around to read them cause I’m like “🤨🫵🏼 how did you find me” bshsbdh which one did you read out of curiosity???

#-🌹 #asks #witchy answers #letterbox 💌

[reflectionsof99]

I been doing shadow work and I must say the dreams been weirder and weirder but

I must also say I Definitley need sum & idk when imma ever get sum again bc I hadda stop fw u know who cause he was trynna get me 🤰🏾

& I guess I scared my crush / posed to be hubby away 🥴😂😂😂 imma wait but the next time gone be just like my lyrics Freaky & Galactic 😉 lmao nah I’m jp. I been feeling this weird mix of emotions but iion wanna stop smoking. Idk. Life goes on. Idk why I’m even posting this here but tumblr has been a safe private (yet public) space for me for many years & I won’t let no lurkers stop that now.

[toxishockghoul]

god now i have to fight to keep a scholarship that i might lose entirely since i’m only taking two classes and they refuse to work with me to try to find alternatives they just told me that all my scholarships will be cancelled and i’ll never see them again. like damn dude i’m just trynna survive w my head/brain injury lmao where tf am i gonna grab 5,000 bucks

#vent #personal rant

[stillgotme]

*incorporates euphoria’s soundtrack into redemption’s soundtrack every chance i get*

#get it every CHANCE #lmao i’m still in program and trynna entertain myself ok let me live #forreal tho the soundtrack is FIRE #the score........it’s so beautiful #whoever was in charge of the soundtrack needs to work with me bc they’re picking out great songs that also capture my own characters #expect one of the songs to come up in an upcoming post

[writertitan]

how would levi ask a fem!reader out on a date or ask them to be their girlfriend in modern au? i’m trynna see sumn 👀👉🏼👈🏼

omg love this *cracks knuckles* let’s talk about Modern!Levi

He lowkey (read: highkey) would be so nervous to do it

Especially because you’ve known each other for a while now and he’s wanted to ask you out for a long time

again, slow burn is what i always headcanon for levi and i’m not sorry, he would pine for you from afar as just your friend for a hot minute

And he would really put some thought into it 

He knows everything you like and don’t like, so in theory, he should know exactly how to ask you out 

Key words: in theory

But this man smh 

He’s still nervous because what if you say no? 

He thinks he’s waited too long to do it, might be friendzoned now

And is really conflicted because he’d rather stay your friend forever and just deal with it than ask you out and ruin your connection

But after a lot of pushing from his friends (aka Hange, constantly saying that you also have a crush on him and both of you are just slowpokes and too cowardly to do anything about your feelings), he is deadset on asking you out 

Levi’s plan is simple but effective

Doesn’t want to make it a whole big thing

The man is practical and he just wants to make it a thoughtful gesture and something intimate between the two of you

He wouldn’t hint at it or anything beforehand either 

None of those “hey, can we talk later?” texts, because fuck that 

Nobody likes those texts and it always feels negative rather than positive

Does wait for an opportunity to present itself, like you needing a ride home

So he grabs your fav coffee/tea/froyo/whatever you like and tells you he’s picking you up after work/after classes end

Figures it’s best to do it at the end of your day 

And he’s just leaning against his car with your treats in hand waiting for you, partly because he’s super fidgety and can’t just sit in his car lmfao, and also bc he just can’t wait another second to greet you 

He’s literally just there to drive you home but he’s glad to milk every second he can, especially if this backfires and you don’t want him like that

Levi lets you do most of the talking in the car while he drives you back to your place

Really helps calm him down because it’s so normal 

But he also can’t help but think about how this scenario would just be all the better if you were together

He’s trying so hard to wait until he has you in front of your home before he says anything, because he is so fucking anal about sticking to the plan, but that makes him act quiet and weird, and of course you notice

And that makes him internally freak out because this isn’t going according to plan anymore lmfao

This is one of those rare moments where Levi has to deviate from his plan and just roll with it and doesn’t know how 

You never thought you’d see the day Levi Ackerman stuttered

But thankfully he manages to bullshit his way into some half-assed excuse of it being a long day 

“I can’t just be happy to see you today?” 

And buys himself enough time to drive right up to your home before he can finally let out that sigh he’s been holding in and let himself be vulnerable

Finally gathers the nerve to ask if he can talk to you really quick before you leave

All the eye contact he’s making with you is just so intense lmfao 

And then he just comes out with it 

He honestly had a whole speech prepared but forgot it the second you looked at him

So he just rambles (while still trying to appear put together and coherent, but you know him enough to know that this is Levi rambling lmao)

“We’ve been friends for a while and I’ve been trying to find a good time to tell you that I have feelings for you and I’d like to take you out on an actual date and see if we can pursue something more” 

And then a pause and a quick, “Only if you feel the same” and it’s almost a whisper because this is the scariest part 

What if you don’t feel the same? 

But, of course, you feel the same and the relief you feel when Levi admits his feelings for you is only a fraction of the relief he feels when you admit your feelings for him

Nothing wild would happen after The Confession

He wouldn’t kiss you or whisk you off on a date right then and there

He’s got plans for those too

But he does do something that burns into your memory 

The moment you’re done telling him that, yes, I’ve been trying to hint at how much I like you for ages...

He gives you an actual smile

Like....a grin

Toothy and wide and it’s the first time you realize he sort of has a dimple on one cheek

And goddammit if you don’t fall in love with him right then and there

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